/mtfg/ - bisluttery edition

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>>5311620
yes

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>>5311651
YES
I love you myna, <3

this place is dead

it's just autistic samefagging bitter hons roasting whatever loser trip stayed here

>>5311654
<3

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>tfw no partner

>>5311651
>>5311654
i luv u 2 bbys

myna can I e-date jörmy?

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is place now AGP central, and i love it. <3

>>5311655
but its the trips that are the problem hon :^)

>>5311657
JÖRMIES GET OUT REEEEEEE

>>5311641
because gender matters less in other people as we realise it's a personal thing, so they become attracted to personalities?

or

because we're all desperate and lonely?

>>5311661
only if jörmy is ok with it
>>5311667
yes to both ime

>>5311658
From the last thread.

>>5311661
i do not allow it tbqhon

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are bisexuals the masterrace?

jörmy will you e-date me?
>>5311670
okay thanks love

>>5311664
>yo dawg we gots to fight the system yo
grow up

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I wish everyone would just come back and we could have fun conversations again. We've allowed too many angry anons to take over. This shouldn't be a place where it should feel like a good thing if you leave.

>>5311671
literally Edgar Jr.

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I can get behind this thread o////o

>>5311655
It was never alive to begin with it its always been the same stupid vain catty nonsense. And circle jerking.

>>5311677
yes bby
wanna fug?

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>>5311672
>can't even be a proper bitch
nigga u ain't me

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>>5311655
>rip everything

>>5311675
if they're cis

>>5311684
i can get behind you bby

>>5311680

So what changes did mtfg go through from last March?

>>5311681
I came first new faggot if anything Edgar is my junior I am the original there are no exceptions go fuck yourself you cum guzzling faggot.

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>>5311684
I can get behind you.

>>5311666
;~;

>>5311667
>because we're all desperate and lonely?
This is me desu

>>5311677
No sorry youre already taken, I don't wanna steal from non-trip jörmy

>>5311686
hell yes
I'll be in Stockholm in like 5 hours, be ready and be lubed up

>>5311687
prove it dawg

>>5311694
Edgar will be more remembered than Holic :)

>>5311697
you already agreed to it but you forgot your trip I think
keep to your word smfh

>>5311694
oh baby we got aife 2 here

>>5311695
how annoying

>>5311705
I wish you were the real fufu.

>>5311680
We allowed it you all saw how Blair me and moko we're shit on cpnstantlyyet you did nothing if we had at least ignore the unkempt bastards this place may have been saved you brought it on yourself the moment everyone started to love binary he's still here and he just dropped the name.

>mfw people talk about almost nothing but me even when I'm not posting
I don't think I'm the problem here, people

also, just been down to the campus shop to get some Gruyère for my french onion soup and they only had two types of cheese- Double Gloucester and Red Leicester. What the fuck is the point in that? I knew Gruyère's perhaps a bit posh for a uni shop but you'd think they'd at least have some Beaufort or Comte. Or even some fucking Swiss cheese. Fucking hell. Now I've got to figure out what I can have instead for dinner.

Also I managed to raise the pitch of my voice today and attempt something along the lines of girlvoice and holy shit you couldn't put on a more stereotypical tranny voice if you tried, what a nasally faggot.

>>5311705
tfw its not the real ufufu

>>5311705
Not aife Ayyife.

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>>5311700
nigga cain't even trip
nigga cain't even Miku
nigga cain't even begin

>>5311709
What the fuck am I reading?

>>5311697
Hi jormy

>>5311714
myna let's get married and adopt 12 Syrian refugees

>>5311711
If you had more guts and transitioned earlier like you said you probably wouldn't be here but happier at least.

>>5311680
Who do you wish came back?

>>5311707
>>5311712
i am real yet????!??

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>>5311706
Say that to my face and not online.

>>5311705
Your not heather fu drop her trip you dumb fuck. We all miss her she is a kind person and never stooped down to your disgusting unkempt level.

>>5311702
Trip on.

>>5311711
That's because we just came off of talking to you, If you weren't a problem we wouldn't be talking about you.
Nobody cares about your autistic blogpost.

>>5311719
ok but only if all 12 of them are muslims whose non-christian ideals cause the collapse of america as we know it

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I was just called a girl three times in the past hour and a half. I was out walking around town getting groceries & stuff, totally in boymode.

First guy is driving along the street I'm walking next to, stops in the road all of a sudden. Pokes his head out, makes eye contact with me, and says "Hey miss do you need a ride". I say no and keep walking, thinking nothing of it.

So I grab a few things and start walking again. Get to my next stop. Out of nowhere, second guy walks up to me asking for change. I barely hear what he says because I already know what I'm going to say. I tell him I don't he replies "Oh... sorry, man." like I should be offended. I'm like whatever, get what I need and quickly walk away.

Halfway back home I stop in the park I walk though to get back to my house. So I find a bench, I'm trying to warm myself up, and then I hear this guy like 20-30 feet behind me walking down the path. Guy walks up to about where I am and suddenly asks me "Miss? Miss, do you have any weed on you?" (this is Colorado so this isn't a rare question). I tell him no, I don't and he just walks off.

I failed boymode three times in the space of an hour D:

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>>5311698
getting lubed up already bb

>>5311716
The drunken truth the bully in this place has gotten ridicolus you anons all act like little middle school cunts.

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>>5311692
>>5311695
Oh gosh o///o umm, I'm not sure. You both have the same idea and that would be awkward.

>>5311724
calm your autistic outburts, edgar 2.0

>>5311730
go outside? lol

>>5311727
wow are you Jewish too? you seem to be thinking like a Jew, I am 1/64th Ashkenazi

will you destroy western civilization with me and be my bride my one true love?
>>5311728
happy 4 u

>>5311728
Congrats here's a cookie.

>>5311730
>go fuck yourself you cum guzzling faggot
>you anons all act like little middle school cunts
>ridicolus

>>5311730
cool meta post bro u can fuck off now u daft cunt

>>5311705
rude desu

>>5311738
no i'm just a godless heathen
>>5311728
grats

>>5311738
>hurr durr joos subvert america
fuck off you predictable goy

>>5311735
lol I have a job and a life outside this place I'm not autistic buddy I'm a drunk know the difference fag.
>>5311734
who are you again?

>>5311744
oh.................. baby I don't think this is going to work out

I'm sorry..

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>>5311733
Jormy can have the mouth then.

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Where is the mtfg's zeemap?
Is there even one?
How can you all be so against getting dicked?
I demand answers.

>>5311751
thanks for the (You)
>>5311757
I asked earlier, apparently chasers were being really creepy with it

>>5311641
>Why so many transgender people are bisexuals?
Because being trans is sorta like a neurological intersex condition, and I feel like going through the "wrong puberty" can affect orientation.
Also this >>5311667.

>>5311753
You look like a man and talk like one too.

>>5311753
play a video game watch an anime lmao XD

>>5311740
he always loses it because of his short temper

>>5311740
Congrats you spotted the spelling error you won a lifetime supply of autism enjoy fag.

>>5311741
U wat m8?

wow every time i lurk here im surprised by how shitty the trips are to each other. like for real, you dont get enough of that in real life?
jesus christ just fucking get along

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>>5311754
>dumped at the altar
where's my alcohol

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>>5311721
Just off the top of my head the recent ones Elanna, Caddy, Bexe, Ufufu but there are many more over the last couple of months. Even Edie doesnt post as much as she used to. I'm just tired of the same three bitter anons attacking everyone and turning this place into a dead general.

nicole: edgar face + aife attitude

>>5311768
The abhorrent spelling was just the icing on the cake, I'm sorry you can't read into irony.

hello

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>>5311738
>>5311739
>>5311744
Ty tbqh <3

>>5311775
look
I'm sorry I didn't mean it
please take me back
but I need you to convert to Catholicism first
>>5311780
sorry for telling you to neck yourself yesterday

bullying is wrong

>>5311776
it's good bexe is gone, no one is going to miss his 27 year old neckbeard transbian fat ass

>>5311779
hi how are you

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>>5311757
people are too scared

>>5311755
>tfw nobody to kissu
Thanks for triggering me asshole

>>5311776
I-is elanna really gone?

aussie trips are the best

>>5311776
At least when it's dead no one is shitting on anyone else. You're missing one of my fave recent absentees, but she didn't post a goodbye so I shouldn't say.

>>5311783
It's alright. I wasn't being very nice toward you either. Sorry~

>>5311783
last time i went to a church, stepping onto the grounds burned my skin, and they were only protestants
i don't think i would survive a cathedral

>>5311787
i hope you will be next faggot

i would gladly exchange you for ufufu

>>5311785
i just got home from work and i have a headache
how are you

>>5311776
Caddy was posting yesterday. I think people just need breaks from here, it's not a good place in too large of doses.

>>5311790
erin?

>>5311796
Ok, bye mtfg

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>>5311757
>tfw crazy attracted to cute transgirls
>am a transgirl myself
Im the lowest of the low of scum. but I just want to tease cuties and suck their gts.

>>5311766
Who are you seriously?
cause you used to be a nice person.
>>5311778
I don't about your snarky attitude you fucking faggot. Go off and fap to literotica about cross dressing you agp disgusting fetish indulging aids ridden fag.

>>5311797
i am fine but upset over neighbor not noticing me
i too have a headache this week it blocks my hearing

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>>5311759
>>5311786
thats too bad
considering how handsome and cuddly i am

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>tfw I pass all the time
>I hardly see any difference

Well at least I'm happier.

>>5311794
I guess it wasn't meant to be
for the record you broke up with me, and you're a terrible person
>>5311791
I don't mind ^^ you're alright

>>5311800
please don't

>>5311800
fucking finally

ufuff you can return now

>>5311790
Now you must say who.

>>5311798
Well thats good then. I miss her. She was nice.

>>5311769
yeah that's my attitude, and even if someone's really shitty and deserve it, you can just ignore them. but we get enough shit and have all dealt with enough shit, so it boggles my mind.

>>5311777
Aife has a great attitude and is the sweetest, most generous and loving person I've ever met, honestly. People rattle her cage but they don't know her, and when you try and purposely bring out the worst in someone, you can't really be surprised if they get defensive. She's amazing, anon.

>>5311780
that's my girl <3

>>5311815
>>5311799

>>5311810
damn you looked really weird as a boy
you are sorta okay now

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>>5311755
>pic related
>>5311757
What is a zeemap and why is it scary?
>>5311776
Caddy left? ;~; Such sadness
>>5311798
Oh thank goodness

>>5311806
the hormones probably affected my thinking. I'm gonna wait a few years and see how it plays out

>>5311810
not bad

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>>5311812
Oh... I'm sorry...
Now I'll never get to make you stir fry

>>5311810
Nadia G what are you doing here

>>5311776
Boogers back so you're probably going to see some familiar faces just from the backlash coming out of the woodwork.

>>5311816
this, Aife is awesome

>>5311821
zee maps is this site where people post a marker where they live on Google maps with a short description of who they are and contact info
>>5311824
WAIT NO MYNA I'M SORRY TAKE ME BACK

>>5311776
I'm sure blogface posts here she can't live without this place lol.

>>5311822
What? Are you talking about hormones don't change whether you are nice or not literally what?

i miss jormy

>>5311839
same

>>5311836
It's too late, I don't deserve you
I'm sorry I couldn't be what you needed

>>5311819
I was never normal looking as a boy. Like there was no man spirit inside me.

My transition is hard as hell but I'll make it.

>>5311801
sorry but the prize goes to lesbian transwomen
you're alright

>>5311828
Booger is just going through a lot. Though I dont like how he acted when he made his way from here I can understand he was just trying to take his own issues out on people. He'll get there.

>>5311846
MYNA PLEASE
I WANT THAT STIR FRY

>>5311826
What? Nadia who? Is it a trip or a real person?

>>5311842
To show off their unimpressive white boy asses?

>>5311842
Attention they didn't get from daddy I'm guessing?

>>5311816
>defending his internet fuckbuddy this hard
just burn in the fire already you shit cannibalizing ass snot

>>5311842
A hon walks into a bar, and everyone suddenly feels uncomfortable...

>>5311837
like a month ago I was crying constantly. its stopped now, I just wanna become a jobname and make my life better also

>tfw no guy to hold you down

I like being nice irl but /toy/ brings out the worst in me, especially what happened when I used to trip..

>>5311842
Shes cute.

>>5311842
jormy really let himself go

>>5311839
Jormies come back ;_;

>>5311860
sure thing, buddy, I'll put it on my to-do list

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>>5311852
It's all gone and I can never cook again, my heart is too broken
Here's the last picture of my cooking

>>5311784
Ban anons

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What are you listening to mtfg?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OTwVQTTGCGQ

>>5311876
trip on fatass

>>5311863
>/toy/ brings out the worst in me
is toy toxic or something
>>5311874
BUT THAT LOOKS SO GOOD
MYNA PLEASE TAKE ME BACK
AT LEAST FOR ONE DINNER


MYNA NO

>>5311872
Make sure it's not tomorrow or Tuesday. We're supposed to go to the farmers market on those days : 3

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>>5311842
needs a can`

I lol at slug saying holic needs work what about that huge Adams apple lol.

All the trips shit on each other here I don't get it what makes one person think they are superior to another when they know they don't pass in real life either.

>>5311836
Why would someone do that! That's super scary!

>>5311878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPK67Px8sR8

>>5311864
Chaser pls.

>>5311882
Can you really give someone like me a second chance?
After how much I hurt you?

>>5311891
Girls cant chase girls.

>>5311882
it was just a distraction

>>5311878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STuyuCTlJPo

let's just be nice to each other girls now ;o)

>>5311842
who is this sperm wyrm?

>>5311883
damn and I'm working Thursday, Friday and Saturday, looks like you've got helpo burn me to death on Wednesday, is Wednesday good for you?

>>5311888
They are looking for casual sex.

It's the kinda thing you do without thinking when you're playing with your nipples and imagining a group of bullies running a train on you.

>>5311892
I don't know myna.. you won't be in heaven with me when we die of old age together... you'll be in hell...

please just convert for me

I hear the pope likes Jenner :)

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>>5311900
>imagining a group of bullies running a train on you.
i-i am not the only one?

>>5311899
No, sorry, on Wednesday I've got cycle class and then I've gotta cook dinner for us : (

>>5311899
>>5311909
get a room faggets

>>5311909
well dang, guess it'll have to be next week

>>5311902
But I'll die if I convert!

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>>5311906
>>5311900
i-i also do this

>>5311917
no you won't I'll protect you

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>>5311878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJHRuzTgPxY

Isnt there a /mtfg/ steam group?

Does anyone know what it is?

>>5311915
Seems like it, hmmmm. Tell you what. I'll write it down in my dayplanner just to be sure. :0

>>5311923
Potassium overdose

>>5311922
How can I trust you now after all I put you through?

>>5311906
>>5311921
I'm saying "some" girls are horny sluts and that is why they make dangerous decisions.

>>5311931
I'm a good Christian girl I cannot tell a lie

having girl nipples is nice
mine have changed shape and colour and stuff in the last week

I'm only 4 and a bit weeks into HRT, is this happening unsafely fast?

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>>5311900
That doesn't sound fun x~x Wouldn't it be better just to have one person bully you really personally and treat you like pathetic garbage while they have their way with you?

>>5311943
are you sure you're not just imaging shit

>>5311926
thanks

>>5311947
sounds hot.. did the tall guy you dated do this?

>>5311943
This>>5311948

>>5311947
If you're some kind of non slut then yes that would be better.

>>5311940
O-ok I'll try for you
But if I burst into flame that means the conversion didn't take
>>5311943
>I'm only 4 and a bit weeks into HRT
>those massive torpedo tits in the rope pic
I'm almost 4 months in and I'm still dfc
How much are you taking?

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>>5311878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcYXZYq8VeY

mtfg will never get on my level

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>>5311947
This is all I want.

>>5311964
just make me the stir fry first

>>5311943
Its all in your head and you're overcompensating to fight off the looming reality and depression.

2 years later and still no boobs.
I'm thinking about implants even though I would feel ridiculous :(
Help

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>>5311965
>pic
Is she masturbating while driving a motorcycle?
>>5311972
>that confidence
Afraid I won't remember how to make it after the holy water makes me look like skeletor?

>>5311981
flat chest is a status symbol

>>5311981
Talk to an endo, then talk to a surgeon.

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>>5311981
Don't do it there's so much to live for

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What's up /mtfg/?

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>>5311982
>Is she masturbating while driving a motorcycle?
Could be.

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>>5311957
He tried being really mean to me once, but he felt too bad about me crying during it and wanted to stick to more primal stuff.
I like it better being degraded by girls anyway...
>>5311960
>tfw non-slut af

>>5311989
Sometimes I think there's some alternate 4chan setting that shows threads as a live feed and people can't go back and read old posts

>>5311989
just chilling hbu
wanna play eu4 later?
I can make the mod p quickly

>>5311989
Kuppy :)

>>5312000
sure ^_^

>>5311984
10 mg estrogen+100 mg progesterone +15 mg cpa, my levels are fine and nothing has changed. I gained 20 lbs but not on my breasts

>>5312003
Sure
Need a distraction anyway.
>>5312005
Hi

>>5311999
That's cooler than a knight riding a motorcycle or a full house

>>5312009
is something wrong kuppy ;o?o
>>5312010
myna are you making me that stir fry yet?

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>>5311981
iktf
Wondering wether I should eventually get a boob job too.

Thing is, plastic tits are so gross...

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I love you all...not really

>>5312012
Did your gf get you a new bra that was a larger cup size and better fitting recently?

>>5312011
Just that nigga dysphoria desu. Hopefully it will fuck off for a bit.

>>5312018
Thanks Franku

>>5312011
Yeah I just mailed it express
Should still be hot when it gets to you

>>5311972
I-I can learn how to make stir fry ;~;

>>5311969
>tfw will never pull of a jinx cosplay and do slutty things in it
y live

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>tfw bi slut but still no one wants you

>>5312026
YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED GEM YOU FUCKER

learn to make a better stir fry and maybe I'll consider taking you back

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>>5312021
Yeah a B cup. I can fill it perfect but still...
B cup

I want to be larger.

>>5312034
thats not how life works

>tfw you visit a friend and have a nice relaxing day and a nice breakfast and talk about gardening and painting and such and the weather is beautiful all day
I hope you all have had a nice day /mtfg/.

>>5312041
I didn't thanks

>>5312039
Needing a bra at all is better than I got out of HRT. I'm determined to embrace flat chest life.

>>5312041
Everyone fighting and all the people leaving mtfg is depressing me.

>>5312041
was the friend sarah?

>>5312041
Raifu will you be my waifu?

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>>5312037
o-okay

I'll try my best

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>get a text from my brother's sportsketball friend who got a degree in cs
>all i can think about is how often our parents tried to get me to marry his sister
this will never not be awkward

>>5312040
why not :(

>>5312059
-swats with a newspaper-

>>5312054
Be happy people are leaving

>>5311691
trans bi are also the masterrace ;_;

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>>5312052
Yeah I get you.

If it counts for anything flat chest on women is pretty hot.

myna
wanna play eu4 with me and kuppy?

gem do you want me to buy you eu4?

>>5312034
Ay bby u wnt sum fuk
>>5312046
Why not, anon?
>>5312054
The ship is sinking, anon. Hope you make it to a life raft.
>>5312055
I don't know anyone named Sarah.
>>5312056
Maybe.
>>5312083
>tfw no qt3.14DFCgf

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>>5312041
>living with parents
>high school friends came back to town for thanksgiving
>text me to hang out last night
>don't respond to any of them

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>>5312083

I've double my mmr the last two or three days just by spamming riki and playing in the offlane.

>>5312093
I thought you were straight?

>>5312093
>I don't know anyone named Sarah.
aka Kim

>look in the mirror think I look alright
>take a picture with phone look absolutely disgusting

Why does this shit happen

>>5312093
>Why not, anon?
Life is making me so numb that I hate even waking up in the morning let alone getting out of bed. I have no hope for future passing, no hope for normal life, and really just wish this would all be done with.


tl;dr Just didn't

>>5312102
2k yet?

>>5312090
4 people would be fun
pick your country

>>5312107
cameras are evil, soulless beasts

>>5312109
i went from 700 to 1.3k.

hi y'all!
anyone else use facial masks?

>>5312110
I want to play as Kosovo

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im feeling pretty sad, please somebody hug me

i think i may be agp, but not in a sexual way, i just want to be a cute girl, and since i dont look anything like what my goal is, i rather not transition and live in denial.

pic relatered: i will never be white

>>5312097
I've been ignoring mine for 3 years now, all but one has stopped trying by now though.

>>5312119
meme country
I'll play as a colonizing country so I can make meme dominions.

>>5312113
mirrors are the same
>tfw I look like Buffalo Bill

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>>5312090
yes please

It sounds fun

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>>5312097
should have just gone desu

>>5312097
heh the only person i speak to from school is someone who i grew up with, he doesnt know that ive began to transition and i honestly dont know how he'll react

>>5312132
k watch steam and tell me when it goes on sale and I'll buy it for you

should only be like 5$

i have a feminine penis

>>5312131
mirrors are just misunderstood
>>5312134
poor Konata

>>5312140
Gratz

>>5312138
eu4 is 75% off right now

>>5312140
Fuck off rawr.

>>5312140
Me too buddy

>>5312145
oh I guess I'll buy it tonight then
cool
ty anon

>>5312090
what now?

>>5312000
u baka!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjFIt78fCxI

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>>5312098
;)

>>5312093
iktf

>>5312152
The memest game ever.

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>>5312131
You're a cute Titchbits :E

>>5311948
>>5311958
I can feel more with my nipples now than my fingertips
that is a quantifiable change

my skin feels softer but I agree that could be a placebo, but no, the changes to my chest are absolutely real

>>5311964
2mg until this friday, just bumped it up to 4mg 'cause it seems like the done thing after 1 month and there's (hopefully) more to HRT than boobs

how do I avoid them getting too cone-shaped though?

>>5311976
nah

>>5312107
aperture width, e.g. smaller on phones than on webcams

>>5312156
oh i don't play strategy games

>>5312097
I probably wouldn't hang out with anyone from high school. Feels shitty to avoid them when they do pop up, but eh, I always get over it.
>>5312104
:^)
>>5312106
She's in Washington anon. That'd be a bit to travel.
>>5312107
Cameras are Satan.
>tfw felt really pretty all day in the gratuitous amount of mirrors my friend has
>>5312108
Feeling like that is a shitty spot to be in anon, I'm sorry. I hope it passes for you soon. It did for me.

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i made pancakes


do americans really eat <pic relatered> ?
i barely eat 1 and a half pancake and just with syrup and a bit of manjar/dulce de leche, which is similar to caramel

>>5312146
jelly because you have a manrod, kayla?

>>5312173
-smacks with a newspaper-

>>5312177
dubs checked and i'd suck kaylas tinkler tbdesu

>>5312177
Fuck off rawr.

Here's why anons attack noelle.
Noelle is very attractive for a male and so anon is trying to stop noelle from making a huge mistake

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>>5312104
smooth going Adri
I told you so btw ;p

>>5312186
Ayy lmao

You must have no standards

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>>5312169
4mg twice a day or total through the day?
and i have no idea how to avoid cone tits, i don't have any tits
>>5312178
i'm not a military strategist i'm just a cs student

>>5312181
but she has a monster penis
you'd suffocate!

>>5312175
Sadly yes. Even the thickness of the individual pancakes feels wrong.

>>5312192
Maybe she isn't attractive to you chaser

>>5312189
There should be a warning "Keep away from flames" on her forehead.

>>5312186
makes u think mmh

>>5312093
maybe? are u qt?

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Wrapped in my blanket listening to sad songs. Good times.

>tfw u will never see kayla's megatinkler ever again
r.i.p.

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>>5312197
I prefer these pancakes, have you tried them ?

>>5312205
Did she leave?

i'm gonna bother my parents until it's time for dinner
byebye

>>5312207
she's dead, dave

>>5312210
bye

>>5312206
Yeah, those are real pancakes tbqh

>>5312210
ttyl

>>5312195
and what a glorious death it shall be

>>5312205
the fuck are you talking about?

>go out thinking its ok
>no one staring
>go get pizza
>say something to gf in boy voice
>little kid and black dude stare at me for like 10 minutes straight

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>Scrolling through channel list
>go to comedy central channel
>See FOUR fucking South Park episodes in a row
>Hell yiss
>Put it on
>"Problem receiving the signal"
Why wont god let me have the few things in my life that I enjoy?

>Tfw life is just an inevitable struggle against death

>>5312223
Should have told that lil nigga he was looking at a real alpha male

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EUIV /mtfg/ custom game

Post a trip and tell me what land they should have.

>>5312211
Who's Dave?

>>5312228
suck my gt, i can dress as a hobo if u want

>>5312228
Step it up kid

>>5312227
ello lad

>>5312230
no it was two people a little 5 year old chinese girl who sat there with her mouth open and like a big 40 year old black dude that sat at the counter and looked like he was going to kill me or like he was completely disgusted and angry

>>5312227
>tfw watched every single south park episode up to date
>literally watched them all in one day

>>5312227
>Go to the Internet
>Search South Park
>Click on South Park studios
>Watch every episode ever made.
u___u

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>>5312241
I love you Faye

>>5312239
Hello lassy.

>>5312244
It's so good, Trey and Matt are fukken genius.

>>5312250
But then I gotta watch that shit on my PC screen that's way smaller than my TV, fuck that.

>>5312255
Connect your tv to your computer

>>5312223
Youre like 25 or something, stop saying boy or girl when refering to you and people your age. It's weird

>>5312235
I'm glad the trip works, for some reason it didn't work until I put Japanese ipa on

how are you

>>5312262
Faye is like late 30s

>>5312262
Faye is 37 m8

>>5312202
Depends on who you ask.
>>5312227
>tfw haven't watched friday stand-up in forever
I don't even know what kind of shit is on Comedy Central these days.
>tfw no TV

>>5312255
I have to agree cartman 5.0. South park is a le funy anime show XDDD. grape taste i would waifu u XPPPP

>>5312259
I aint got the cables and shit for that.
And im fucking baked I dont wanna have to get up and walk to my room every time I want to change episode.

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MY BAN IS OVER
I guess my boobs are big enough to offend people enough to get me banned. It was horrible, I had to go to the kageshi chat and 420 chan and both were lame as fuck, I still belong here. What did I miss?

>>5312275
i love you

>>5312275
you make a skype yet?

>>5312275
lol noob

>>5312174
> :^)
Oh.. Didn't know that
Ps. Marry me tbqh
>>5312189
W o w
O
W
Thanks Ricky
>>5312199
I am so confused now

>>5312275
Kageshi is infinitely superior to mtfg.

>>5312282
I am not a noob, I just respect not evading a ban.

>>5312280
no, that is how I heard people get doxed so screw that

>>5312279
i wuv u 2

>>5312285
eh. kageshi is okay sometimes. how are you though?

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>>5311641
>mfw this OP pic

>>5312235
yume is dave

>>5312283
Wait, Ricky is involved in this? How? What has she said?! RICKY!
>Ps. Marry me tbqh
Maybe.

>>5312285
>not knowing how to set up a proxy
>not hiding behind le 7 proxy xD
>kayla u noob

will you marry me?

>>5312284
no its fucking not, its full of emaciated stoners, drug addicts, and smokers. Like I tried to tell them that nicotine fucks with estrogen and they said it didn't even though I have pages of proof. Also half of them don't take an anti androgen and claim that just taking 12 mg of E a day is enough to suppress T, they are all fucking morons over there.

>>5312265
Gonna assume you meant to quote me, yeah thanks for the trip, it works.
And you wont fucking believe what happened today.
>>5310334
I elaborated some more in that thread, feel free to take a peek if you're curious.

>>5312271
>I don't even know what kind of shit is on Comedy Central these days.
American kek comedians and wymin, seriously. Only thing remotely good is South park and Key and peele, this fucking american "humor" and "comedians" on fucking @midnight and these stand up shows are goddamn keks with bad humor. And then theres that fucking daily show with that nigger trevor nolan or some shit thats from SOUTH AFRICA and complains about racism in USA (particularly white on black) acting like only blacks are victims in USA of police and shit. Man fuck this guy, hes from a fucking country where people are killing and robbing white farmers on a regular basis and get no punishment. As well as the fact of farms being unlawfully seized like in some kind of fucking communist regime.

>>5312265
I am good yume thanks for asking. Are you sure you responded to the right person?

>>5312295
hve you seen their faces? are they hons? do you think we should launch an attack on them? :^)

>>5311641
Is 5 ft 6 in tall?

>>5312297
tell me a story!

>>5312283
I was referring to that blow-up doll in the gif, not you. You are purdy in a natural way.

>>5312303
Not really no, it's pretty average cis girl height in many places.

>>5312193
2mg in the morning, 2mg at night

>>5312262
she's almost 40
and looks like THAT, yes

>>5312275
the last third of the previous thread was almost exclusively people bitching about me posting all the time even though I was out buying cheese and not posting at the time, so that was pretty funny

>>5312305
You gotta be more specific, whadya wanna know.

>>5312295
But nicotine doesn't affect estrogen. The only thing shown to affect estrogen is dirtbike riding. If you have ever owned a dirtbike kayla be sure to throw it away or the latent free radical carcinogens in the clutch fluid will make you look like a man.

>>5312295
Oh hey Kayla.
Someone was in here pretending to be you before, said you'd detransed.
Good to see your back.

>>5312292
Oh. I thought it was a joke from STO.

>>5312295
So is 420chan and you still spent years there.

Also for the record, super high E doses are suppressant, that's what they used to do and still do in Thailand.

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>>5312283
cover=blown

>>5312293
how else would I get you two to smooc- I mean hold hands

>Maybe
Adri I really hope you're getting the same message I'm getting here
don't blow it sista

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>tfw qt girl buys you vidya to play with her o///o

>>5312309
thank you
just asking, because I was a bit worried about my height
I thought I stopped growing a while ago, but I guess I shot up four inches or so within the last year

>>5312302
half are hons and half are just dude looking who wont take actual medical advice, plus its fucking transbian as fuck there, gross

>>5312288
i feel meh desu senpai