/mtfg/ - Australia Edition

;~;

>>5309496
Noice edition m8.
But aren't most aussies in or going to bed atm?

>>5309496
Ayy Abos.

>>5309524

pls comfort me ;-;

>>5309536
>tfw not in bed with an ausgirl

Aus fags pls go

>>5309542
What's wrong with Australia?

>>5309538
Soon car soon.

>>5309539
>tfw not in bed with an ausguy

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Wow an actual aussie thread... its sources are usa and canada only and still no new information for transitioning in australia let alone SA where its even stricter...

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>>5309545
Nothing is wrong with Ausfalia except for all the poofters here.

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>>5309561
Just like Australia

tfw only have enough money to get FFS on my brow and probably also need it on my chin and nose

>>5309565
Yeah I'm not a fan of my country
I kinda want to leave desu.

Im gonna ask basic questions... what commerical hormones (mtf) can i order online to start transition

How do people make themselves get up instead of sleeping forever?

>>5309574
See a therapist

i want an mtf gf
i have a baby penis and i'm probably cuter than you, but i'll treat you right and stuff.
open doors for you and beat up assholes who misgender you.
i'm like super educated on the whole trans thing so i won't make any slip ups or pull any faux pas shit.
please just s my d and let me put it in your butt and make me feel like i'm a man.

>>5309582
I thought you liked men?

>>5309582
get on skype babe

>>5309583
underage b&

Hi, I was wondering if someone can give me advice.

Backstory
Back in 2012 I thought I was Trans, so I went to see my Psychiatrist and he said to do Therapy for a year, cause it can be a phase, and to try crossdressing.

After a while it just fell out, I didn't feel like it and just assumed it was a phase (plus I realized I was Bi at the time so I assumed it was that)

Now over the last couple of months I've had these feelings and I didn't know what they were so I ignored them, but around a week ago they came back and they are stronger now, I haven't seen the Psychiatrist yet but I will be seeing him in January and I am starting to get Anxious.

I want to start HRT, but I don't want to wait a year, 3 months is okay but I'd prefer to start ASAP.

Any idea's as to what I can do? My Mom probably wouldn't like me doing anything without a Doctor or Psychiatrists word and it's eating me up inside.

Right now we are looking for a Gender Therapist and I might be buying some girl clothes this week to start Cross-Dressing.

>>5309585
men don't seem to take me seriously. ;~;
th-they treat me like i'm an ftm or worse...
i thought maybe i could try an mtf and they would be more understanding.

>>5309586
you live too far away... and you're too young for me...

>>5309583
Where the fuck do you live that a 17 year old needs parental consent?

I hope you get hit by a bus booger

>>5309547
>soon

;__; how soon

>>5309596
do you maybe want to be my gf?

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>>5309590
>settling
And you are worse than an ftm
You failed at being a man and a woman

>>5309589
I was thinking, maybe I should contact my Psychiatrist about this, Like I am seeing him in Jan but I don't know if I can wait that long without talking to him

>>5309597
Um idk, have you asked other britbongs how long it takes?

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I'm off to bed
Good night /mtfg/.

>>5309573
Good. We don't want you poofters here.

>>5309598
You seem confused

>>5309607
Go back to your boat, you refo cunt.

>>5309601
'settling' is so much harsher than my intentions.
we could make each other's lives so much better, myna.
no more loneliness. ;~;
we could be together, bb.

>>5309605
they were meant to decide on the 20th ;-; its been 9 days late ;-;

>>5309594
SA

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>>5309597
Carol the mtfg-police say I'm not allowed to tease you anymore because you're a "child" so hurry up and celebrate that 18th birthday

>>5309610
ayy bb the only thing fused here is your bomb ass and tiddies. ;)

>>5309618
Well you're fucked m8

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>>5309613

>>5309621
Why would I want a boyfriend who wants me to kill myself?

>>5309623
Thanks :) at least your not hugboxing

>>5309583
isn't there info in thoselinks in the op?

>>5309606
Nighty night.

>>5309616
Well then you need to contact them and find out whats going on!

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Tfw you survive another night

>>5309628
what?? no that's not what i want at all. pls don't be so focused on my troubled past bb. i'm willing to forgive you for yours? you know the whole part of your life where you presented male? whoosh gone. completely forgot about it. all in the past. never looking behind me.

>>5309624
i'm here for you babe.

>>5309612
I would take pakis over your tranny ass every day of the week.

when mtfg turned into autogynephilia central? is a disgrace that ppl that are NOT transgenders hijacked our condition and give to ppl thar are true transgender a bad name. admit it, if youre are "trans gay" you are not more that a fetishist, this is also directed to "ftm gay that want a dick in "him" vagina", sexual orientation and SEXUAL identity are directly linked, whatever say liberals and "queers".

>>5309634
The person keeps not being in ;-;

>>5309633
Not much for ausies to work with. Technically where im from trans panic is still a legitmate defense in court so we are really not progressive.

>>5309616
For a confirmation of a referral to the clinic? It depends on the place, I never received a confirmation letter but you could call up and leave a voicemail at the gic if you wanted to check

>>5309643
:/
Well I guess your fucked then.

>>5309640
Nigga you never amounted to anything more than sexual objects for fetishists or those in the closet.

>>5309648
;_______________;

>>5309638
But I never presented male

Back to gaygen faggot

>>5309640
>>5309649
damn mtfg gets real. yall got your claws out like mean little kitties.
so catty.

lets fight. im hungry. hey.

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>>5309640
Nice science m8, so full of irrefutable facts and studies
You've earned the earliest (you) in a thread ever

>>5309644
None of the websites deliver to straya?

>>5309654
lets fight and fuck

>>5309656
who is miku
>>5309654
w-what?

>>5309644
>Technically where im from trans panic is still a legitmate defense in court
Don't hook up with random humans would be my advice

I like this edition :3

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>>5309661
Don't be a dumb shit

>>5309660
i dont want to fuck

>>5309661
i need breakfast mostly

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>>5309661
Miku is music personified

>>5309582
if you attempted transition and then detransitioned and then admitted you'd date mtfs, does that make you some sort of reverse chaser?

>>5309662
People barely understand gays ill be forever alone as long as i can live
>>5309658
Not the recomended sites

>>5309671
o-ok :?
>>5309669
Its like 2 PM tho

>>5309589
>>5309603
My Mom won't let me contact him for some reason.

I don't know what to do, I am trying to push her so we can pick up the pace a lil bit, but I am trying not to push her that much where she will get mad.

>>5309672
i break all the laws of 4chan transology.
please love me. i need cuddles or i die.

>>5309680
no no no we're in differnt countries ya goof

>>5309685
this is embarassing tbhfamsmdh

>>5309680
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Hatsune+Miku

>>5309687
b-but british time is best time
>>5309688
so adorable ;-;

>>5309678
There'sprobably not a lot you can do unles you go through the legal channels then

>>5309691
>adorable
Oh god the weeb disease is catching you on its trap

>>5309682
>My Mom won't let me contact him for some reason.
Um... That's not okay
Do you have a cellphone or some other way to call your therapist?

for those asking last thread, I actually have it on good authority that my underwear smells 'nice'
I may look gross but I actually have really good hygiene

>>5309574
qhi.co.uk

>>5309640
>2015
>not being an agp dickgirl
get with the program, bro

>>5309662
or just hook up with people in andromode like I do
I got called cute anyway so I must be doing something right tbqh

>>5309695
b-but its CUTE anon ;-;

>>5309699
He isn't a therapist, he is a Psychiatrist.

>>5309685
One: that is so cringeworthy i may die.
Two: the only reason you are on this thread is to pick up girls in your leauge which is kinda sad
Three: if youre so desperate just cuddle with any girls, there are plenty of emotional sluts as is out there

>>5309700
Fucking hell you're disgusting

I would cuddle with booger, but only if he spat in my face and kicked me out afterwards.

>>5309582
Boogs be my bf

>>5309691
yeah but i cant run off of british time everything would be outta whack duhh

>>5309702
If you're a neckbeard maybe

>>5309723
that's not very nice ;-;
>>5309720
but its better than weird amero-clock

>>5309582
>i have a baby penis
I have always wanted to tease a guy for having a smaller penis than me

>>5309576
same reason all the birds and rabbits and other animals get up, it's natural.

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>>5309706
Whatever, either way
>>5309725
Don't worry Carol
Miku is cute and none of these bitter anons can change that

>>5309725
Your face isn't very nice.
#sickburn

>>5309737
why so mean ;-;

>>5309582
>cuter than you

All this just because you got blown out on gaygen? You didn't even get penis jokes flown at you that hard compared to others that posted there lol.

Guten Tag

>>5309731
Nature is awful
>>5309748
Morgen Gozaimasu

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>mfw I asked the other day if booger would want an mtf partner and now my dreams have come true
You're still here right booger? ;~;

>>5309755
Wat up sausage boy?!

>>5309763
I dont understand this response.

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>>5309755
I saw him first back up sister

australia sucks

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>>5309755
yes hi um will you be my qt3.14 mtf gf?

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>>5309775
F-Fine you take him. I don't have the confidence to be in any kind of relationship or even interacting with someone right now. Though I deserve to be bullied by him the most. ;~;

>>5309780
YES!

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>>5309780

>>5309777
:O
Why?

booger = the new maki

>>5309796
booger = the antimaki

>>5309786
i'm sorry maddie. ;~; Thing is you're too good of a person and don't deserve me tbqh.
This anon always said they deserve to be bullied by me. You can do better I'm sure.

>>5309785
sooooo how you doin' babe?

>>5309799
dubs speaks the truth.

>>5309799
nah, they are both chasers with issues and babydicks

>>5309801
already not always. ive been up all night. ;~; my bad senpai.

>>5309801
Only trips speak the truth
Dubs speak lies

>>5309812
Fuck off spastic

>>5309796
>going super masc because of small penises
>has meltdowns every three days
>chasing

Literally maki 2.0

so booger is still not done with its detransition schtick? sweet

>>5309817
You seem upset

>>5309817
rude tbqhfamsmh

>>5309814
8+1+4=13
you are a demon manifesting yourself into this thread.
it's probably from all the lust i'm creating here.
the smell of all these lady's precum soaked panties is making you appear and say these devilish things.

>>5309825
That's vomit inducing

>>5309825
don't be gross >:(

>>5309821
I am

>>5309828
Fuck off underage

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>>5309801
I do deserve to be bullied by you. I have been bullied by you in the past. We've even bullied each other. I'm going to go to bed now though and pretend nothing happens after this post and dream about you being my bf.

>>5309825
If you're going to be a chaser do it right.

>>5309818
these sad little men can be easily read like a book

>>5309831
well if you want to you can add me to skype and we can talk about our mysterious past.
spookywitchpussy
:^)

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>>5309825
>lady's precum soaked panties
you hit the new low, alison

>>5309833
Same goes for you gross trannies

booger and maki should have a babydick rage sex with each other, familia

>>5309840
>using my dead name
i am an ftm and you will respect my identity like i will yours anonette!

>>5309845
>>5309840
wtf is this crap

>>5309845
What's your new name

hey good morning
wuts up?

>>5309496
I rlly wanna visit there someday
I'm rlly interested in a lot of the plants they have

>>5309582
ur def cuter but ur 2 manly 4 me

>>5309839
I'm pretty sure thats buns who is hitting on you.

>>5309848
you mean your life?
#bam #shotsfired #rekt #blacklivesmatter

>tfw got to do a speaking assessment in front of people

Why? Fuck this ;-;

>>5309845
>still doing this unfunny shitty routine
well have fun i guess

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>>5309851
Sad

>>5309855
Middle school is hard

>>5309855
Go to bed

>>5309852
oh wow really? ;~: damn.

>>5309851
>ur def cuter but ur 2 manly 4 me
this confuses the booger

>>5309853
i kek'd

>>5309850
skylar

>>5309858
I want to die ;-; It doesn't sound much but i kinda lock up when speaking at things like that

>tfw you will never swordfight with booger
why live

>>5309791
cuz i live here

>>5309863
How old are you?

>>5309862
>skylar
nice proof that this "detransitioning" of yours is just a huge troll act
0/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpEaUKQVE00
can one of you weebs explain what this is to me? is it a new show or an ova?
i'm confused but it looks fun.

>>5309869
13

>>5309869
B& if i say ;-;

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>>5309862
>oh wow really? ;~: damn.

>mfw she probably didnt leave and saw this and is now crying.
Thank you for making my day booger.

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>>5309874

>>5309870
what is a joke, alex?
Andrew. I like Andy. Been going by Andy for years. This should be common knowledge by now. Do I not shitpost enough?

>>5309875
don't be mean. i'd still date her. ;~~;

>>5309872
shut up and fuck off back to gaygen

I want to push booger off a cliff

>>5309878
joke is supposed to be funny, jack

>>5309880
me too, let's do it together senpai

>>5309880
>>5309879
be my gf?

>>5309879
>>5309880
No need to be angry that booger is better than you disgusting men

>>5309876
you don't like me? ;-;

>>5309884
i can bully you for your small dick and kek you with a black bull if you'd like

>>5309888
Pls no FBI

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>>5309852
>>5309862
>>5309875
I hate this place.

>>5309878
But I can never stay away.

>>5309888
carol, is it carol? well i like you. i think you bring more to this general than most. don't worry about the haters. keep doing you, love.

>>5309890
nah not really into kek stuff m8. sorry.

>>5309872
idk what it is but it looks kinda cool

boogs tho can we talk just for a bit? I feel like some bad misunderstandings have happened

>>5309887
>angie trying to start shit again
go home apeface

>>5309899
then no gf 4 u m8, sorry

>>5309893
bunz add me back to skype. i'm going to stop posting here but we should talk. if you have a mic that'd be best. i think you'll be surprised maybe?
i've been told i'm a completely different person when it's my voice.

>>5309900
yeah ill add you back one sec.

>>5309905
awww man.

>>5309901
>angie
You can blame all the anons you want but responding to someone that isn't me makes you look like a complete asshat.

I'll pray for the anger to be lifted from your soul

>>5309887
Trip on rawr you fucking polack

Hey /mtfg/!

Why the fuck does my head hurt more today than when I was drinking the night before.. wtf...

>>5309925
morning.

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>>5309908
I've kinda stopped using skype since I seemed to only ever have bad experiences when using it. Maybe eventually I will though. I'm glad you're back and figuring yourself out even more. Hope things are good for you. I am going to bed though since I've been up all night.
S-Sorry about hitting on you. ;~;

i would pound booger with my girlcock so his tiny boytinkler is helplessly flapping around

>>5309928
autism.

>Carol posts in thread
>black van drives slowly by my house
>I say hello to Carol
>black van parks inconspicuously nearby
>i tell Carol she's cute
>the phone goes dead
>i say I want to hug Carol
>men with tacticool smgs jump out of black van and surround my house
Do not mourn me
>>5309925
You're hung over

>>5309930
fuck off

>>5309928
Morning~

>>5309936
Hung over from 2 nights ago? I didn't drink at all yesterday... o.O

>>5309908
Hey dude. Glad to see you're in a bit better of a spot. Hope things are going well.

>>5309925
it's called a hangover, I have a migraine the last 3 days ;~~;

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>>5309937
You are just so angry today anon
Why are you so angry today?

>>5309838
I can't think why...

>>5309945
I thought those only lasted the day after drinking.. not a full 30+ hours after ;-;

Its just weird cause I was fine yesterday.. and the drinking was all the night before then.

fucking transbians aka 600 pound beta male weeaboos from r9k roleplaying as shy anime girls with each other
you make me sick

>>5309948
Why do you post here?

>>5309953
hi there qt~

>>5309944
Iun fucking no
>>5309948
Is it because no one bullied you into writing like a person instead of an ape?

>>5309952
Do you drink often? It could be withdrawal. Or you know it's just a normal headache, those happen.

>>5309936
pedos get out

>>5309908
will you add me back

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>>5309953

I flushed all my estrogen down the toilet and had a testosterone shoot today.

>Go out today
>No make-up
>Bad hair
>Skinny jeans, parka, top, and some heeled booties
>Kept getting weird looks from men
>Women and children (who I assume are the most curious about the way trans people look) don't seem to notice me
I usually pass fine if I make a bit of an effort, but I can't decide whether they were looking at me because I didn't pass, or if I was getting checked out.

>>5309957
I may have mentioned this before, idk, but I have a muscle condition that makes it hard for me to, among other things, hold a pen properly
I've tried private handwriting lessons and everything

>>5309965
Good now fuck off and don't come back

>>5309965
No you didn't

>>5309965
I hope for your sake that that was a good idea.

>>5309967
>makes it hard for me to, among other things, hold a pen properly
but can you get hard?
i am genuinely curious

>>5309971
You should do the same you sick freak

>>5309959
Soz, just not much else for me to do atm~


>>5309959
I do drink way too regularly honestly, trying to cut back, but really hope its not withdrawl o.O I don't get normal headaches too much so maybe just its that and not used to it.

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>>5309965
You aren't the real kayla

>>5309972
>believing the lies

>>5309976
Unless you normally drink daily I doubt it's withdrawal.

>>5309975
Noelle quit replying to yourself

>>5309980
I've been trying to step back from daily tbqh.

>kayla and edgar are up and posting
couldnt be a better time to leave the thread.

>>5309961
I'm not though
>>5309965
No one believes you
>>5309967
It was a joke, I know about your muscle condition
all of my teachers gave me shit for my handwriting until I learned how to make letters properly around 4th grade, and then they still hated my handwriting until I got to college
I was told that unless it was a writing exercise, I was to submit everything in type

>>5309983
Iktf.

>>5309969
All you fucking passers had it easy so the last thing you want to do is beat a dead horse now.

>>5309971
>>5309972
Sorry but it's happening. My mom hates me, my step dad hates me, everybody here hates me, everyone thinks I am a joke. If I can't be a woman then I am just going to be what I always was. A man.

>>5309979
And you are not a real woman.

Autists pls go

>>5309993
Good luck avoiding suicide, I guess.

Chekum

time for some BDSM fetish play, familia

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>oniichan is vacuuming his car
about fucking time
go home already

>>5309983
hey cutie how u doin

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>>5309999

>>5310008
Goooood~ how about you?

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>>5309999
witnessed

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It takes forever for these newer games to install.

>>5310014
I'm doing really well, actually!
cutie

>>5309952
oh no, I hope u feel better soon... drink water, take a pill mebbe, get fresh air ...

mebbe ur body has just changed so much

Where can I go IRL to see if I pass?

>>5310022
Outside.

>>5310025
>Outside
what's that?

>>5310028
I have no witty retort.

>>5309974
judging by two nights ago I'm gonna say yes

>>5309986
oh sorry I didn't get the sarcasm

>>5309993
see you in a few days, kayla

>>5310001
trip on, edgar

>>5310022
womens' fitting rooms

guess the trip:

1) hey time for some fetish play
2) hey time for some FFS that will not help me anyway ooga booga
3) ooga booga
4) i am an unpassable manhon here's a picture of me where i look like a depressed 13 year old girl
5) life is fabulous gurl just had a date with twenty boyfriends and oh hey here comes another loool

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>>5310033
Why are you so mean anon?

>>5310030
sucks for you
Myna - 1
Miranda - 0
>>5310032
it's safe to assume anything mean i say is actually sarcasm

>>5310033
Yer mum

>>5310033
1.rapey
2.angie
3.
4.faye
5.dollface

>>5310041
3 is jupiter tbhon

>>5310046
You mean uranus?

>>5310049
it goes by uranus now? aww sheeit

i figured it out
my face is fine if i cover up everything below my eyes

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>>5310053
No. I just like to call mercury/jupiter uranus on account of all the dumb shitposting. Sailor senshi jupiter is not.

>>5310064
>Sailor senshi jupiter is a lesbian
ftfy

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>>5310033
You must be very sad anon.
Do you want to talk about it?

>>5310071
let's talk
the patient is in

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>>5310069
fuck it's uranus and neptune, not jupiter
i've failed at anime

>>5310076
What's on your mind?

>>5310082
ocean ... an ocean of eternal calmness

>>5310092
You don't seem calm

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>>5310064
Can I see uranus?

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>>5310062
I hope your belly is worthy of showing, else you might want to pretend to be a Muslim; I mean being a trans-Muslim will surely lead to less discrimination, right?

>>5310098
i am calm as the wind ... i am the wind *puts on ancient chinese flute music CD*

>>5310102
i've attracted scores of suitors with only my belly

>>5310108
Time to go full belly dancer.

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>>5310105
Lel

>>5310109
i don't think it was because i'm sexy, i think it was because i'm cute
>>5310110
>horsepussy.jpg

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>>5310110

>>5310117
You can be a cute belly dancer.
>>5310110
Obscene girl.

I missed it

>>5310124
iunno

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>>5310128
I believe in you.

>>5310126
you'll see the same thing at a barnyard desu

angie & angsty anons, the new comedy central show you don't wanna miss

starring jon lovitz as a grumpy anon
"it isn't easy being a grumpy anon"
george miller as papa franku
"gibe de pusi b00s"
gary busey as kayla
"i'll never be a woman!"
and angie!
"ooga booga"

>>5309735
>miku
>cute

why would you do that? come on the internet and just tell lies?

>>5310110
i can't believe i have the same puffy anus as her

I want to suck rawrs boy tinkler.

>>5310148
How do you even know this? I'm not even sure I want to know the awkward position that this required, even when you take into account mirrors and cameras.

>>5310152
i want to suck off her ripped asian ex-bf

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>>5310144
>saying miku isn't cute
i'll never believe your lies anon

>>5310153
d-don't say you were never curious about how your butthole looks like and then were insecure about its appearance from now on

>>5310126
http://imgur.com/0b8UnyS

>>5310152
That's not puffy. That's cavernous.

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>>5310164

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>tfw no qt Australian gf with a raspy voice and a sexy accent

I just want a dyke gf ;_;

>It is too late for me to start taking hormones because I didn't really dabble with transgender shit until like three months ago. I used to be a myspace femboi and had girls cheat on their bf with me and everyone thought I was really hot but I decided to be a man I guess because I wasn't brave enough to be a female that I really am.
Now I am just insanely masculine as fuck I make a great man but man I wish I could have just worn makeup and became fem as fuck when I was a kid.
That ship has sailed though and I am all man. I still wonder what my life would have been like if I had the man mentality I have now with the feminine person I was when I was younger.
Girls, how do I reply to this?

>>5310170
agp transbian pls go

>>5310164
I have never wished to see my own arsehole.

There's a statement I never thought I'd say.
>>5310170
>strayan accents
>sexy
mate...

>>5310171
Greentext screwed up, here's another try:
>It is too late for me to start taking hormones because I didn't really dabble with transgender shit until like three months ago. I used to be a myspace femboi and had girls cheat on their bf with me and everyone thought I was really hot but I decided to be a man I guess because I wasn't brave enough to be a female that I really am.
>Now I am just insanely masculine as fuck I make a great man but man I wish I could have just worn makeup and became fem as fuck when I was a kid.
>That ship has sailed though and I am all man. I still wonder what my life would have been like if I had the man mentality I have now with the feminine person I was when I was younger.
Girls, how do I reply to this?

This was in reply to me saying I'm glad an avataring faggot wasn't trans because there's too many transgirls on this site.

>>5310178
Tell them it's going to be okay hon.

>>5310170
iktf

>>5310148
Anon I kind of feel/hope that pic was edited. If it was, and you're not lying, go to a doctor. Or stop fucking horses.

>>5310178
Tell her to go see a therapist.

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>>5310172
nice meme

>>5310177
ill foite ya m8

>>5310183
congrats on your good tastes are in order then anon

>>5299266
lol @ this whole thread

>>5310190
Don't congratulate me yet. I'm thinking of chopping off my hair this month and going back to being the dyke instead.

>>5310190
Well if you like nasal speech, all the more power to you.

>>5310188
Don't talk down to her because of the choice of her sex partner!

>>5310188
It's nor edited Raiboo. Behold the power of Google Image Search!

https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/20hdu6/i_enjoy_being_spanked/

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It's snowing!

>>5310207
Google image search gone sexual! 2015 prank

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>>5310142
Hahahahahaha
Nice

>>5310212
I'm so jealous, it never snows here.

>>5310204
You can't tell me how to live my life.
>>5310207
>open both pics side by side
>the one posted here clearly edited

>tfw will never take pics like this because no vagina
>>5310212
I'm jealous. :(

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>>5310197
hot
what do you look like? I am femme - maybe we can hook up lol

>>5310217
Its been snowing since Thursday, clearly

>>5310223
?

>>5310207
this is what she looks from the front
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/3clhcu/bath_time/
http://imgur.com/a/R1evg

pretty andro tbqh

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>>5310217
>>5310219

Its nice but
>tfw no qt bf to cuddle to warm me up

>>5310228
http://m.gazette.com/cold-chance-of-snow-continues-in-colorado-springs-through-early-monday/article/1564412

>>5310216
what's up with those spooky images?

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>>5310230
It's just another asian girl posting on reddit.

>>5310219
You'll be comfortable with your bp one day.

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>>5310241
lol she has an ass that looks just like mine

>>5310241
she looks like a boy

>>5310236
I still don't really understand, do you think that either anon or I live there?
>>5310235
One day.

>>5310194
God is everyone trans now jfc.

>>5310241
W-well that's fine by itself, but the cock and balls kinds of ruins it. Also she has like, no ass, wow.

>>5310220
I dunno, probably a slightly slavic girl.
b-but i don't have an aussie accent

>>5310255
Clearly. Where else would anyone live. You expect me to believe everyone in the world doesn't live in Colorado Springs? You must be outta your mind.

>or its amusing to dispute what the local weather is doing because clearly its subjective like what time/timezone it is

>>5310269
Oh okay, sorry I'm too slow to pick up on your jokes ._.

i couldnt get a girl ever as a guy.
there is no way i could ever get a girl as a trans.
should i kill myself right now or just accept i will live alone forever ?

>>5310274
I'm sure it's possible, I've seen the most socially awkward and ugly people find a partner.

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>>5310239
I'm a spooky kind of guy

>>5310273
It wasnt that funny of a joke anyway just playful banter tbqh
: <

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>>5310263
Don't worry about it. I always imagined you looking like hits.

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http://strawpoll.me/6133553

>>5310274
If you take enough skittles you become straight. Just keep taking your pills and toying your asshole.

>>5310285
Okidokey

>>5310289
See you're posting as anon, ufufu

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>>5310264
>b-but i don't have an aussie accent
who cares, if you are qt it's insignificant
slavic uh? where from?

>>5310274
most girls like confidence
if you radiate that instead of having a self-defeating attitude you will get a gf

and if you don't hey at least you won't be moping up the floor

>>5309561
>tfw south aussie
might as well självmord just nu

>>5310291
Yesxir

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http://strawpoll.me/6133576
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>>5310166
That's gross

>>5310295
I suppose I do have an accent to you, but I could never be a home wrecker.

>>5310274
>>5310295 is right. Confidence goes a long way. It's super easy to pick up girls imo if you can sell a pickup line with a smile and eye contact.

>>5310284
>misgendering yourself
wow rude

>>5310297
Oh god.
I felt so much déjàvu writing that post down to the Swedish.
I'm also feeling déjàvu over the déjàvu.

This is so weird.

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>>5310304
This actually sounds plausible

>>5310304
kek

>>5310297
>>5309561
Move to victoria, all I need is a note from a psychologist/psychiatrist.

>>5310299
Please don't.

Amy Victoria killed plant for rejecting her.

Kayla shot herself in the head with a gun.

Ufufu is a father to two beautiful children now.

>>5310304
spoky
>>5310289
u can return if u want. I'll welcome u with open arms.

>>5310281
Im way too socially awkward, I think im decent looking but way too androgynous. Still I have never talk to a girl, unless they talked to me first and its about college or something like that.

>>5310290
i dont want that, i dont even put things on my ass.

>>5310257
Apparently, in this age of easier access to resources and people with similar experiences, it does seem that way, way more people are actually realising that they're trans, gay, etc. than in pre-internet times

Latest research says about 1 in 3 18-24s in the UK identify as bisexual, for example

>>5310257
It's hip to be trans now didn't you hear?

>>5310274
if frigging noelle can get laid, so can you

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You guys are not going to believe what happened during my walk with the dogs.

So i run into this good looking woman in like her 40's right outside the door thats like "Oh cute doges" and we begin walking and talking.

Long story short, I take her home to smoke weed but she gets so baked I cant fucking get her out. She wanted to fuck but she said she had hepatis C and I aint got any condoms so fuck that.

Was horny as fuck, wanted to tap that cougar ass but she was too fucked up. Kept asking me what the time, day and if it was night or day constantly, she kept forgetting. I didnt realize how fucking problematic she was until after I had brought her home and toked a fat one.

I spent like an hour trying to get her ass out of my house, she was so fucking baked like jesus what the fuck.

She fucking kissed me tho but she had hepatatis C which is blood and sex only so I fucking hope to god I didnt catch that shit.

>>5310330
wait noelle got laid?

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>>5310307
>I suppose I do have an accent to you, but I could never be a home wrecker.
Haha oops. And here I thought you were clueless.

>>5310334
You're right, we're not going to believe it.

>>5310334
lol ur fucked mate

>>5310334
Cool story bro

>>5310336
You're close to the only "anon" that hits on me (often desu). How could I not know?