Gaygen: doggo edition

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>tfw no aussie puppy

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All dank memes aside tfw no gabe dog

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tfw when ending on high note

What do you guys do to keep yourselves distracted from >tfwnobf?

I personally drown myself in MMORPGs.

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>>5308807
>tfw bullying Aussie kitty

>>5308811
post erection tho

>>5308819
depends how im meeting
are you going to a club or grindr

>>5308813
I don't want a bf, gays are awful creatures.

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>>5308820
No this thread is about qt puppies and my penis is neither of those things

>>5308823
hey...
wanna see a movie later?

>>5308822
Grindr. I don't think there are any clubs close by

>>5308827
no.

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A real qt

>>5308829
If it's Grindr then the scenario is pretty well defined.

>>5308831
*proceeds to cuddle with pillow while sobbing*

;-;

>>5308829
swap pics
block people youre not interested in
other than hello location and what youre looking for sexual wise
theres nothing else necesssary to say on grindr
the people who have full blown conversations on grindr are the autistic time wasters and you should just block them
normal people will want to arrange the meet as soon as possible

>>5308825
what kind of guys do u like niq

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Doggo you say?

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>>5308846
yus

>>5308845
Anyone that satiates my rampant daddy issues

>>5308851
At least you're honest

>>5308851
tfw no fem4fem relationship with niq

ffs why are the qts always into the worst guys

>>5308857
you can have niq, "fem" is the worst thing in the gay community.
don't hate, segregate.

>If I'm being completely honest, I often wish I were straight. Not because I'm ashamed; I am comfortable with my identity. Not because my parents hope that I'll marry a girl; they'll get over it. But because I feel like the world isn't made for me. Three years ago I set out to find someone to love. I've dated people online, fallen in love with multiple straight friends, and have only had my heart broken over and over again. I want love more than anything else in the world, but I feel so powerless in getting it.Soon I'll be out of college. I'm afraid that I'll have lost the best chance in my life to find someone to love. As I get older, my chances to find someone slowly diminish until I'm alone forever. At the same time, I have to watch my friends (mostly straight) one-by-one keep finding fulfilling relationships while I sit here aching over another straight boy. I'm happy for them, but their happiness fuels my desire.There are few of us, even fewer with whom I can establish an emotional connection, and even fewer who are looking for the same thing that I am. It seems so hopeless. Yeah, once in awhile I hear about two men who happily marry, but those people seem like that tiny minority. The future looks so bleak, and I've almost exhausted all motivation to keep on going left in me. I'm sick of rehashing the basic facts of my life in a coffee shop to a person I don't know or care about. I'm sick of wondering whether the person I met at a party last week might be interested in me. I'm sick of the disappointment. I'm sick of it all, and I wish that I didn't have to deal with it. I wish I were straight. And I fucking hate to admit that.

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>>5308863
>fem is the worst thing in the gay community

>>5308870
>tfw not masc4masc or fem4fem or any derivative
>tfw just want a nerdy bf like myself to cuddle while playing vidya or watching anime

>>5308863
>>5308857
Lol 'fem'

I think generally people are pretty stubborn about what 'type' they like

I can probably dig anyone pretty enough who isn't mega autism or wont steal my kidneys and leave me for dead

>>5308870
>baseball cap
>dogtags
>tattoos
pfft. where are the brioni suits? it's like you didn't even listen, you can keep the "fem".

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>>5308870
Needs more gayface.

>>5308875
>nerd4nerd

>>5308884
Hahahahaha holy fuck

>>5308886
We have to go deeper

>>5308884
senpai-irl,jpg

>>5308886
p much

lf bf who:
>will cuddle while watching anime with me
>play video games against me
>sing along to broadway songs with me

>>5308899
I was with you until the Broadway part

>>5308899
>tfw I hate all those things
feels good man

>>5308902
Yeah, I figured no one here would like that since you're all allergic to anything even slightly stereotypical

gotta keep up that masc image right?

fags

>>5308886
This. I also like guys who look tough and like they might be masc4masc dickholes, but aren't.

>bf
>tattoos
>mechanic in training
>has big doofy rottie that he dotes on
>sweet and thoughtful
>a little shy
>likes to cuddle
>likes watching anime and action/gangster movies with me
>likes playing video games with me

do you reckon twink mma could ever be a thing
twink sports in general
i feel like we are missing out on a whole new avenue of entertainment

>>5308939
I don't really like sports but twink fighting sounds like safe harmless fun for the whole family. Sign me up.

>>5308939
Yes, we needs twink mma, everyone is lightweight

>>5308921
I only like men that look masculine but watching movies and playing video games are such passive activities to me.
I like bouldering, calisthenics, beekeeping, painting, etching, knife throwing, and I'm attempting to learn tailoring now.
It just seem such a waste to spend your time on consuming something others have created.

>>5308946
>twink MMA

What are the rules?

I'd gladly hurt twinks for money desu

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>>5308958
Be qt

Be gay

Don't have muscles, gotta be a skele twink, pic related is the most muscle allowed, however less is strongly preferred.

Make it less serious than regular mma

Also have naked oil wrestling matches where the goal is to pin the other twink down and fuck him

>>5308946
>>5308945
>>5308939

We gotta set it up.

>>5308968
Nvm that guy had way less muscle than I remember, forget what I said

>>5308968

It's gotta be more serious.
I mean, MMA doesn't allow bondage, does it?

>>5308972
Like, not as violent is what I meant. It's gotta be more sexual, maybe they do it in things or banana hammocks

>>5308897

@me next time bitch

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>>5308968
>>5308975
>implying violence cant be sexual

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>>5308884
>>5308897
bahahaha

>>5308968
>>5308975
>not violent
>includes fucking a twink

Eh i'll pass

>>5308987
>>5308994
Oh no the twinks are revolting

>>5308999

Quick. Get the uh...

Hit 'em.

>>5308999
>revolting

I've been called worse
>>5309006
I can take you.

niq and 5652 twink fight
HAPPENING

>>5308999
>twinks are revolting
I thought the masc4mascs pretty much always found twinks revolting.

>>5309009
oh no

>>5309009
I dont know what he looks like

Is he bigger than me

Do i get a knife

>>5309009
4 broken limp wrists and 2 sprained lisp tongues in ... 3...2...1...

>>5309008
>>5309011
>thought I was calling them revolting
sheesh

>>5309014
>>5309012
In fact i'm having doubts can i just fight hitler instead

>>5309014
you're both faggy little twinks

>>5309008

I could kick your ass blindfolded, but it wouldn't be a fair fight.

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>>5309014
Round 1, fight.

>>5309025
I don't know what Niq looks like. Can you provide me with some context? Is he faggy or manly compared to fiddy?

>>5309025
>mfw hitler calls me a faggy little twink
>>5309026
Kinky
>>5309028
Ayyy lmao

>>5309032
Niq looks like me if I started taking double testosterone and heroin
but still looks like a gay little twink

>>5309028
heyy rofl

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>>5309035
>mfw no f

>>5309035

That too.

2v1 both of u
pussyoles

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>>5309038
>Niq looks like me if I started taking double testosterone and heroin
>but still looks like a gay little twink

fuck you Hitler. This made my brain hurt.

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>>5309050
Breathed air out of my nose irl
>>5309049
I'm 300lbs and jacked
>>5309038
Im a bear now

>>5309049
y wud i fite u bby

>>5309050
too lazy to find a picture
your underactive imagination will have to suffice

>>5309050
>>5309054
nvm there u go

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>>5309087

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>>5309097

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>>5308884
>Needs more gayface.
does this help?

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>>5309116

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>>5309125

>>5309142
>>5309125
>>5309116
>>5309106
>>5309097
>>5309087
W-what's happening?

>>5309148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D09D_kxjMy0

>>5309156
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn2noSaj1yA

>>5309165

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwAAeh3yDXU

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>tfw drunk

>>5309173
Christmas hitler yes

>>5309179

It's a good song about the holidays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIr_9WXhYqs

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewMkUDnQ-R4

>tfw the psyllium starts to work and your boipussy is naturally clean :3

>>5309201
I'd still douche if I were you
no way I'd put my mouth on boybutt unless nigga was 100% clean

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>>5309205

Unless it's Santy Claus of course lol!

>>5309205
tbqh I don't trust douching that much either, it's (usually) just water

all I have is toys and fingers anyway so its mostly just to reduce the personal ick factor

>>5309218
Douching properly gets everything clean enough
All sex is dirty to a degree,
kissing is essentially spitting in each other's mouths, after all

What's the correct way of measuring your penis? If I let the ruler rest on my dick I'm a 13.5 cm dicklet but gain 1.5 cm by pressing it to the pubic bone. I just don't want to give myself any false self-confidence.

>>5309230
>>5309230
the correct way is to press it to the pubic bone.

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>>5309230
>13.5 cm
Cute.

>>5309230
I use something like headphone cords to measure from the base of the visible dick to the tip along the side and then compare to the ruler. Straight edge rulers aren't really accurate if you have any curve.

>>5309228
yeah but e coli isn't in the mouth (hopefully)

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>>5309230
>What's the correct way of measuring your penis?
by using based inches and not the satan units of centimeters.

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>>5308811
METTADOG

Would you fuck a fabulous robot, gaygen?

What about a skeleton?

>>5309302

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luzKn7oLzLo

Jury's still debating the robot, though.

>>5309302
Yes.
But would you smooch a ghost?

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i think i'm probably just going to stop posting here. i don't really want to, but after what happened i think it's for the best. i just wanted to thank you guys for helping me figure myself out during this like transitional period in my life.
i'm planning on hitting up the gay bars in the city again this weekend, and i'm going to try my best at testing the waters.
Some of you are straight up assholes though and I hope you realize that someday and do something about it, like, you know, stop being assholes.
Peace, gaygen. ;~;

>>5309313
>not wanting to fuck a fabulous skelly robot
nigga pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7nAnDTbQy0

>>5309327
why did you post it

>>5309327

Ciao.

>>5309327
>tfw when no tsundere femboy to piss off by calling him "heather" in the privacy of the bedroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNw1D4CwSjo

srsly tho, good luck and all that. You seemed like a sweet guy.

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Hi /gaygen/, would you guys like a /gaygen/ kik group?

>>5309354
there used to be one but idk what happened to it after I left

>>5309392
Why did you leave Hitler?

>>5309397
it was all mathc4mathc and constantly spammed my phone

>>5309401
I joined and everyone was inactive except for nikolai pretty much

>>5309327
booger really cant take a joke lol
what a fucking tranny

>>5309407
it was nearly full when I was in it

what should a twink smell like

>>5309422
Wait are you saying twinks inherently smell different from other men or they should just use different deodorant lol

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>>5309422
>>5309426
Um, well I use this deodorant because it smells very unisex
but I suppose it's up to the twink on what they smell like
not sure what kind of question this is

>>5309431
Ayyy old spice best spice

Using the lion pride one atm cuz it was like £1.50 in a sale and i'm a sucker for marketing.

>>5309422
Turns out the answer is old spice

>>5309413

Give it a rest and whatnot.

>>5309422

The good Axe non-spray. Blind tests have found it associated with what people assume an A&F model would smell like.

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>>5309401
Did the masc4mascs bully? I really dont get animosity among /lgbt/
I'd love some real time chat room with /gaygen/, but I only have my phone so tinychat won't work

>>5309443
There is a tinychat app but in my humble opinion it's worse than trying to get steel wool out of your urethra with a cattle prod.

>>5309443
booger made a skype group and it has a shit ton of people from here
I post in it a little and joined a call earlier

>>5309443
hot t b h

>>5309449
whoops >hot t b h meant for >>5309446

>>5309449
Thanks! I guess I'll go join that then some day soon. Gotta retrieve my account password stuff first haha

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God why are redditors so pathetic

reading this shit is an instant self-esteem boost

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>>5309461
disgusting

>tfw shaved my balls all smooth and now can't stop fondling them

>>5309461

I would have commented on this, but then I remembered where I was posting.

>>5309471
was this the first time you've ever shaved your balls or something?

>>5309475
Yes

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>>5309461
Jesus

>>5309476
gross
how long was that hair growing for? jesus
baby's first razor

>>5309480
I'm Nordic, I'm not that hairy
And I'm a virgin

>>5309481
so? I'm a virgin and have been waxing since I was 13

you sound underage, m7

>>5309484
It was really scary

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>>5309486
Were you afraid your pubes would be too strong and throw the razor away and strangle you to death but then you'd come back as a ghost because your pubes are still at large terrorising the town and you cant rest until they stop because you feel bad and stuff and this group of kids gets up to hijinks while they try to stop the pubes and meet you along the way and you guys go on an adventure together and learn things about yourself and it's nice and then you have to decide between letting the pubes get on a plane and go to china or destroy them and move on and not be a ghost but you're good friends with those kids now and you dont want to go but you dont want your pubes to have china so you ghost shave them and their power brings you back to life and you live with your friends and have casual sex

>>5309492
Nah I was just afraid I will make a fatal mistake and bleed to death

>>5309495
I've never cut my balls shaving
It's a common fear but rarely ever happens to anyone

>>5309484

Since you were 13, really?
Fascinating.

>>5309495
Meh if you're not regularly bleeding heavily out of your balls then you're just some boring vanilla square

>>5309501
Why is that fascinating? lol
My skin is too sensitive for shaving and nair, so I waxed. I now epilate though,

>>5309505

Because I didn't want to ask if you were raised by NAMBLA and come off as a dick.

>>5309511
haha no
I just like being smooth

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going on a date.

too slutty trousers?

>>5309546
I'd say more ugly than slutty
but to each his own I suppose

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the bottoms of my feet are itchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BSBe42Fb48
Come on gays lets dance!

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>>5309548

these better?
theyre a bit more uncomfortable but oh well

>>5309552
they look like they're too big around the waist
but yes, they're better than the yoga pants

>>5306081

God damnit, I should have been a bigger dick in HS. I knew it all along.

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>>5309552
Are they dirty

>>5309552
What's the white stuff?

>>5309556

No, thats an old pic

>>5309557

idk. Might be polysterene bits, i do some sculpting sometimes.

>>5309555
If you want i'll rape you over and over and make different voices so it sounds like dozens of guys

>>5309550
I don't dance.

>>5309558
>i do some sculpting sometimes.
that's cute

you're cute

>>5309558
Please ensure your clothes are cleaned and ironed before your date.

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>>5309562

I don't know...
I guess sooooo...

>>5309555

how fucked up am i if i really want that to happen to me?

>>5309322
Absolutely.

>>5309608
I'd imagine actual rape is not quite as alluring to you. People who say they want it are probably just romanticising it

>>5309608

Not at all.
You're an upstanding citizen to wish to sacrifice yourself for others' benefit. You're like Bill Gates, almost.

Booger's turned magically straight. =/

>>5309626

what really appeals to me is the chance to have lots of degenerate + humiliating sex and it not be "my fault".

>>5309630
kid has some next level identity issues
ftm to mtf to gay to straight to masc to femboy

How did I sleep for like 19 hours?

>>5309657
because you were up for almost 40.

>>5309636
Confused teens are like kids in candy stores trying to find their identity now because there's about 60 genders and 300 sexualities and all of them are actively encouraged

Hey gaygen, boxers or briefs?

>>5309636

In a 48 hour period!

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>>5309664
boxerbriefs
the kind like picrelated

>>5309659
Nah like 34 tops yesterday.

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>>5309664
briefs

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>>5309664
Boxer briefs or you're wasting everyone's time
>>5309670
>not googling an example

Hoor

>>5309668
and we call that psychosis.

>>5309675
I'm not even sorry t b h

>>5309668
man i feel kind of bad for bullying her now
i hope she accepts her true identity as a femboy cumslut tho one day

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>>5309664

boxerbriefs

>>5309686
fuck off you gay fat cunt

>>5309681
>her
>she
>boy

Even as a troll it's retarded

>>5309690

wh-what did i do to make you mad?

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>>5309664
Boxers/free balling.

Briefs are like entry level cock and ball torture. Pic related.

Is everyone in here European? Its nap time in west coast right?

>>5309681
Naw man you're doing gods work thank you.

>>5309703
northern europe reporting in.

>>5309703
I'm britbong but i actually havent slept. It's 2pm here

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>tfw no bf/husband

>>5309690

im not rugby, if thats what youre thinking...?

>>5309703

yeah, its 2:10pm here

>>5309694
rugby
fuck off
fat turk

>>5309714
Rugby is a pedophilic repressed transgender gay fat cunt tbf

>>5309717
who pisses himself regularly

>>5309715
>>5309717

im not rugby, hes a huge fucking cunt.

Just a reminder on mtfg whenever they have insane trip lists in the entire history booger is listed always within top 8.

That includes people with ED page made of them and people that write ED pages.

>>5309722
who else would have an iron cross on display
clean your room up u fat cunt its a fucking state
like omfg what even is that have you just been throwing cum tissues on the floor

>>5309722
Anyone object to me posting my imgur gallery of literally every fucking cringe thing rugby has done over all this time? Includes convo screenshots from numerous other fags, crossdressing pictures...

>>5309659
Also how do you know

>>5309734
anon is probably in the skoyp groop

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>>5309728

What the fuck thats just a civil service award i won when i was 14. Its clearly not an Iron Cross.

Look, proof im not Rugby - i have blonde bodyhair

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I might have made a friend cheat on his girlfriend

>Go to bisexual friends house
>We have fooled around earlier (Me sucking his dick)
>He has a gf of 1 year now
>We play vidya while talking
>End up slowly cuddling more and more with him
>End up with my legs on his leg and my head at his shoulder
>Talk about sex and experiences
>Talk about a time we met up a month ago and if he was flirting with me back then despite having a girlfriend
>He said that he was so horny he was willing to fuck me and break up with his gf at the time
>Ohmy.jpg
>End up tickling him more and having my hand on his crotch
>Grab dick through pants, full boner for him
>He never makes me stop during any of this
>Unzip, pull down underpants
>Suck his dick
>He cums incredibly quickly
>Swallow
>Says I'm really good at it and that he misses my deepthroating

Should I feel bad for helping him cheat on his gf?
I don't really care about it, but it seems like other people would think it's wrong.

>>5309734
because I'm in your house oooooh

you posted here before you crashed and burned, remember?

>>5309740

Yes, you are an objectively bad person

>>5309739
too thicc imho

>>5309739
Post your face

>>5309742
No, also I think that was the time where I was up from Wednesday to Friday morning. Oh shit no it was 24 hours, I was up Friday evening to Saturday evening.

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>>5309744

im aiming for Solomon Aspen mode, so actually im not thicc enough

>>5309745

I have done in the past.

>>5309732
no
post them

>>5309751
oh it's pink shoes anon
or like feelgood or something like that

>>5309754

Thank you.
Im not fucking rugby

>>5309751
>tfw you at your lightest was still more than me at my heaviest
Share the lbs please

>>5309740
Naw same sex cheating doesn't count.

>>5309753
Nvm it's not him

Im waiting for the right time, so i can crush his spirit

>>5309758
You're my new favorite anon. She didn't even get the bullying nearly as bad as other small dicked posters lol.

It's fucking 4chan.

>>5309749
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5298484/#5299215

>>5309762
I'll send them to him on skype if you want

>>5309760

no, the gains are all mine

stay away

>>5309751
Damn those are some thick legs. Need to do upper body work too though.

>>5309766
It has to be public

>>5309769
I can screencap his reaction lol

>>5309765
>I don't like it when Autism speaks, it always has that weird monotone mumble that sort of feels like you're face to face with Microsoft Sam.
Woops, it's not as bad as I thought it might have been.

>>5309767
Share, or I'm telling

>>5309422

(my) cum

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yo

>>5309782

hello
hows the bf

To be honest i'm just here because the tinychat app sucks and i dont want to get out of bed

>>5309782
Oy

>>5309784
so have you thought about getting plastic surgery so we can become twin aliums yet?

>>5309784
show us ya bum

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>>5309783

okay. what has been going on around here lately?

>>5309686
wow decent looking people still use gaygen?

>>5309793

most of the trips have left, so its very nice and cosy here now most of the time

I'm from north Europe and want to travel alone to another country, maybe Colorado in USA
Will it be easy to find a qt to escort me there? Maybe go to Aspen and something
I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I'm not fat

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>>5309787
Been thinking about it for months bb

I even drew a prediction of how i'll look after

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>>5309743
Why? We both wanted it. If he doesn't tell her nothing will happen.

>>5309761
tru senpai

I wonder if his need for me sexually just grew too much and the result was cheating.

>>5309788
No im hibernating for the winter

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>>5309803

ah i see.

>>5309816
imma hibernate my dick in ur ass

>>5309826
Ur not lifting my covers for long enough

It's cold.

>>5309834
i know how to warm u up
sxc boy

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>>5309842
S-stop

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>>5308987

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>>5309847

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>>5309854

>>5309847
how many boys have u let cum in ur ass before

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>>5309859

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so what's up with everyone?

>>5309864
I lost count at zero and i dont think i've had any since

>>5309871
want to meet up

>>5309877
Can you bring me food?

>>5309740
>likes invader zim
>helps a guy cheat on his girlfriend

confirmed for shit tier

>>5309740
>made a friend cheat on his girlfriend
>bisexual
Why am I not surprised?

>>5309868
I like that dog.
Im in bed forever.
Por que?

>>5309881
I know that's right
>no romance without food

>>5309886
I meant et tu not por que i dont even know if theyre the same language i just wanted to show off

Im sorry

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>>5309896

>i dont even know if theyre the same language

w h a t

>>5309895
Soo... That's a yes?

>>5309881
yeah sure
i hope you like wieners

did you know that hitler, the gaygen poster, sucked more than 6 billion jewish dicks?

>>5309902
I studied french and spanish for 1 year in school when i was like 13, leave me alone. It's been more than 6 years since

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>>5309898

>>5309909
*6 trillion
ftfy, goyim

>>5309907
I was feeling subway desu i'm disappointed

>>5309909
>6 billion

oy vey

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>>5309910

ring a bell?

>>5309914
*6 quadrillion

>>5309919
RIP Caesar inventor of the best salad

>>5309916
np you can eat my six inch right here

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>>5309882
But anon I'll suck you dick almost all the time and I'm really good at it.
I'm also a twink and got a crazy tight butt.
Chances are that I'll also ride you until your balls ache.

>>5309885
Honestly it didn't surprise me at all either.
He got a really nice dick too.

>>5309924
I'm calling the cops

I want to travel
I'm suffocating here
I want to sit at foreign bars and talk to cuties

>>5309932

>twink

ew
go back 2 femgen

>>5309932
But did you call him out on it and threaten to tell his gf?

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>>5309932

You should be forced to give his girlfriend oral. It's only fair.

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how to find someone like this?

>>5309938
take a vacation with me bb

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>>5309932
>twink thinks everyone wants to fuck him because he's a twink

>>5309935
like they would believe a lil whore boy like you
probably slap some cuffs on u and join in w/ me

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>>5309960

>>5309950
take him to flavortown

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>>5309940
No u

>>5309942
No, I hope we can do it again soon.
Maybe I'll let him finally fuck my ass like he wants to.

>>5309946
I've given a girl oral and I still haven't recovered, It's never going to happen again.
I'm so fucking gay it hurts.

>>5309951
>Not wanting a 10/10 blowjob
Your loss

>>5309977
Look kid all i want is a bacon sandwich and a coffee can you get me a 10/10 meal instead

>>5309968
yeah sick meme image but if this was irl right now my cock would be halfway down ur throat five minutes ago

>>5309977
>Maybe I'll let him finally fuck my ass like he wants to.
>not blackmailing him into fucking your ass
You have all the chance in the world, and you don't even use them.

>>5309988
No.

>>5309992
yes bby

>>5310017
last time I was at a highschool wrestling match two guys got incredibly obvious giant boners and one kid had his shoulder dislocated

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>>5309987
I'm actually pretty good at cooking, ill do it if you put your arms around me while doing it.

>>5309990
Why would I blackmail him when he really badly wants to fuck me already, I could probably blackmail him to break up with his gf to fuck me (Like he said he wanted to earlier), but I don't mind him having a gf.

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>>5309977
>its never going to happen

They will have to just tie you down then. He can fuck your ass while you're forced to eat her out.

>>5310026
So you're just playing the bit on the side?

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What do I do to make people pursue me, rather than me having to do all the legwork?

I already workout and stuff, and I think im fairly goodlooking.

>>5310026
>Why would I blackmail him when he really badly wants to fuck me already
Because that way there's no way back for him.
You'll hold his relationship by the neck, and he's all yours to play with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceh0-42FXg0

>>5310026
>willingly being the side ho and not the main bitch

shiggy diggy gaygen.

>>5310045
https://youtu.be/y9RyWMbw79s

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>>5308800
Pic related
>>5310029
Lol I've heard of shit like that.
>"I love the taste of a dick that's been in my wife"
What happened to the kek meme?
>mfw it got replaced with senpai baka desu meme
>>5310037
Go to public places and hit on guys you think are hot. People don't hit on me in public and I've learned to accept that. : /
>>5310036
https://youtu.be/8PwmsCbdTGs
>>5310044
Why not just text him on the low and fuck around with him with his girlfriend being none the wiser? After they break up, you can slide in his bed and he'll plow your bp all night long.

>>5310055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wy2bqJZGmM

>>5310056
>kek
Kek**

>>5310060
idk I did plenty of gay shit with "straight" guys when I was in highschool

>>5310058
+1

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>>5310029
I get turned on by being tied down, and I love being fucked in the ass.
But I might gag if I have to lick hampocket.

>>5310036
Pretty much. We've been friends for 5½ years now. I know we are not compatible on a romantic level, but we are on a friend and sexual level. So friends with benefits.

>>5310044
All I need to do is feel him up and he will be horny as fuck.
But if he ever starts being wishy-washy I'll blackmail him for that sweet dick.

>>5310052
I like being the side hoe. It's a low-maintance sex contact.

>>5310067
How old are you slut-Zim-anon?

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>>5310079
Turned 18 a month ago.

>>5310067
>But if he ever starts being wishy-washy I'll blackmail him for that sweet dick.
That's the spirit.
Don't forget to take pics whenever you fool around with him.
You can't blackmail without some sweet irrefutable evidence (and keep a hidden backup of your files)

Now go forth and suck out that bi boy's soul through his dick.

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>tfw not a slut

oh man i hate my boring life

>>5310086
>Now go forth and suck out that bi boy's soul through his dick.
>dating bi guys
tfw dated bi guy way back when and he and his now gf invited me to have a threesome with them
fucking biscum
amirite

>>5310087
Go traveling alone

>>5310026
Too late, had to make it myself like some sort of fucking ANIMAL
>>5310007
K i got my sandwich i dont need you now

>>5310087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8

>>5310083
Sounds like you're having a good time Anon. Keep it going.

>tfw deciding if I'd rather be alone, or if I'd rather be in this relationship with drama every single day

I love you, but you drain me of all of my time, and energy and make me a miserable person.

>>5310083

how sociable are you/how many friends do you have?

>>5310096
Gir is like, one out four of Jhonen's trope characters. It gets really old, really fast but I agree, Rikki Simons carried that show.

>>5310097
Die alone. Preferably before 30. After you've done all the fun shit you wanted to do in life, but don't really want the sad monotony of growing old and dying a lonely queen.

What the fuck do non-workaholic homos even do after they turn 30? Their physicality has expired, their mind is in decline, and they're growing decrepit. They have no young families to support and see grow, and they're seen as passed-expiry by the gay community.

Best to die early.

>>5310089
>amirite
YES.
You should have accepted the invitation and slowly drive a wig between them, tearing their relationship apart while they're none the wiser about your true intentions.

Straight relationships don't deserve to last.
Only gay love is pure.

>>5310106
It's not like you have family and friends at 30 anyway that would like to see you go on, right?

t. 31 year old

>>5310093
seriously tho niq
i think you are qt
can we fuck? just tell me where/when and i will come to ur house

>>5310087
i feel u

>>5310113
Right? It's different for straights that want kids and shit. I mean holy crap you see the most destitute straight people desperately struggling on to give their kids a better Christmas. For fags, where is that?

>>5310118
yeah, I'm hanging myself now. see you in another life brothers.

>>5310106
>Best to die early.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYs0gJD-LE

>>5310111
Not a big fan of vagina
they're both super attractive but he's beta and she has a gash so I passed

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>>5310116

i tell myself people are exaggerating on the internet, because if the alternative is true i will probably have to kill myself.

>>5310106
They invest way too much money into a stupid hobby like all the childless 30+ people

>>5310122
>Not a big fan of vagina
You're supposed to ignore her, focus on him, casually befriend her on a day to day basis and slowly drive them apart.
>he's a beta
That should only make it easier.

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>>5310086
How will I take pics without him noticing?

>>5310089
He mentioned how his gf wants to try a threesome, but I think I'm too gay for that.

>>5310087
>>5310116
It's the best, just be consistent with your partners or you will get aids

>>5310093
I'm sorry. The blowjob offer is still up.

>>5310095
I am, and thanks anon.

>>5310100
I only socialize if I feel like I get something out of it. Be it sex or something professional.
You could say I have 2 friends left I trust, then a lot of acquaintances (Non-sexual).
In general, I'm very extroverted and people have an easy time liking me.
But I also need time with complete isolation, which makes relationships hard.

>>5310096
Yeah, I agree. It had its moments where it was funny--I liked the idea that their power structure was built around something as arbitrary as height and the leaders were kind of amusing--but usually there was always something that ruined it for me.

I had a friend who was really into his shit as well as that Roman Dirge guy. It just seemed like the same kind of tryhard shit over and over and it got stale really quick.

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>>5310127
This is a life? Better to die young.

>>5310132
can't get aids from sex if you've got no partners
i'm ahead of the curve

>>5310123
they are
sex is just a big inside joke and if anyone actually does it they're a freak

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>>5310123
I'm not exaggerating btw anon.

>>5310096
>>5310101
>>5310133
Zim was my favorite, I have mixed feelings about Gir.
Sometimes annoying, sometimes hilarious.

>>5310139
But anon how will you have gay sex then.

>>5310132
>How will I take pics without him noticing?
Hidden cam or something.
Plan in advance.

>>5310130
I already dated him
and I dumped him
I have no interest in involving myself in their relationship
and I'm already sorta friends with his gf
we've hung out a few times and smoked hookah and shit
she was the one who wanted the threesome to begin with