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Gaygen - anal juices edition

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anal fluids: swallow them or spit them out?

old: >>5302254
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1st for
>tfw no bf
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>>5303345
Would you say hookups are helping you get over your ex? I was considering doing this as well. My breakup caused me to lose a lot of self confidence
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>>5303416
swallow
literally my fetish
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The only bodily fluids you should be swallowing are cummies and saliva
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Anyone have that old Chris Chan troll video where it's like Metal Gear or something and his voice is dubbed over it? I think there was a movie trailer one, too, where it's like Chris Chan is the voice of an angry God.
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>>5303425
>tfw youve hooked up with over 40 people just to prove your worth the world and yourself
>oddly enough feel more worthless.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LIFES GREAT
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>>5303398
>>5303398
Haha my guys got a big one too. He says 8 but I have never measured. I'm so bad with eyeing it haha.
Also he's got a sling which is fun although we haven't used it in a while
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>>5303430
sweat and piss tho
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>>5303408
>nobody texts you all week except that one boy you got over.

>Guy I turned down won't stop trying
>Guy I liked blocked me
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>>5303418
I don't kiss and tell.

I'm still trying to name my prize, honestly. I got a bitching nonstick skillet out of it, so it's not all bad, I guess.

>>5303420
I'd prefer to be remembered for my commitment to destroy space and reclaim my title as king of the ocean, but there are worse legacies to leave behind, I guess.
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Wait, I think I found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RpAp0rFKOs

Ok, back to being gay.
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>>5303378
>>5303378
Eunuchs can still get erections, it's just more difficult, undoubtedly. The chinese court would not only cut the balls off of theirs but also the penis for this reason.
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>>5303416
Ugh. Anal that gets messy is the worst. All of a sudden you both smell it. And dicks start going down until there is no other option but to acknowledge it and then you don't have anal for like a whole day.
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>>5303432
Well, mainly I meant my confidence in being good at sex I guess. I wouldn't base the entirety of my self worth on that.
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>>5303435

I mean usually there isn't enough sweat to rly be swallowin it
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this young cinnamon bun went to jail just because you did nothing to stop the jews

how does this make you feel?
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hey we need more people added to this skype ongoing conversation thingy.
add me to skype and i'll inv you to the group.
spookywitchpussy.
we need everyone because we need to get it poppin.
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>>5303442
the only reason I wish I was into messy play
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>>5303452
he looks disgusting and i bet he doesn't shower like most europeans
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>>5303436
>guy I like doesn't have a phone and probably isn't gay
>why even live
>>5303432
I made losing my virginity my goal in life because I'll be 60 when I finally find a boy to lay some pipe.
>>5303416
What exactly are anal fluids?
>>5303435
I heard you can get cancer and damage your kidneys from drinking piss.
>>5303453
Can I be in it?
Chauncey_brown1
I don't call I'll probably just talk about my life with other gay guys :/
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>>5303438

You certainly get banged against a wall and tell.

>tfw no tiny bf who cooks for me

;___;
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>>5303453
>get it poppin
Good one m8.

>>5303454
I have had this same thought too lol. Still, there are so many hygienic and cleanliness complications that it still seems like it would be pain.
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>>5303457
added

>>5303462
#poppin
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>>5303449
>no matter how many people you fuck
>no matter how many times you prove to the world you're not a loser
>you will always hate yourself
>you will never be happy
>you will never be who you want to be
>you never chose to be alive
>you can't go back on the mistakes youve made

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHA LMAO LMAO

LIFES BEAUTIFUL KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT XDDDDD

>>5303453
sent ;)
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>>5303464
What is it like when it's poppin? Lots of cyber sex?

Cyberorgy?
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>>5303465
>what is gaygen drinking right now?
water t b h
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>>5303465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDn2Mgs7wYg
water
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>>5303468
yeah boipussy stank in the air yknow?
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>>5303459
It's not my fault someone guessed who I was. I have my street cred to think about, after all.

Find a cute nerd at your library job and carry him off to gay Mount Olympus. Or the reference section. Whichever.
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>>5303476
>the smell of shit is in the air
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>>5303459
>no bf to cook for / have sex with while cooking
>>5303462
Pop that boypussy for a real
Ho Ho Ho
>>>5303464
Thanks senpai
>>5303470
Jupp you and SP look so cute together :)
>masc4masc is gay
>I thought it was gay anyway
>no it's straight gay but if you like the same gender role it's super gay and you can get AIDS
>why even live
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>>5303485
me 2
me 2
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So my mom made me watch The Secret and it said that to get a bf you should start acting like you already have a bf.

Like not sleeping on the middle of the bed but leaving room for someone else.

So I shaved my ass and balls.
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>>5303493
oh that makes sense
i should stop taking care of myself completely so a qt rich guy feels compelled to
of course
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>>5303493
fake it til you make it babe
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>>5303456
ok retard
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>>5303452

Good.

Burzum ain't bad, but Euronymous was the actual main driving musical force behind the Norwegian sound. Varg added ~more reverb~. Wow, how cool.
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>>5303493
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>>5303493

>shaved ass
>deserving a bf

pick one desu
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>>5303416
This is why anal loving gays are literally degenerate.
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>>5303453
>>5303453
>>5303453
shilling this some more
heron posted his qt face
come and see
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>>5303514

COCK2COCK
DICK2DICK

HEROICHOMOSEX.COM

ANAL=DEATH
FROT=LIFE
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>>5303514
being a degenerate can be fun tho
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>>5303509
>Euronymous
>worth anything
lol

Darkthrone is the shit
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>>5303520
wow. sell out
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>>5303523
this

>tfw frotting homo master race
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>>5303542

Of course. I would never do anything as degenerate as fuck a male in the ass. THE ANUS IS NOT A VAGINA

FROT4LYFE
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>>5303514
compared to blood coming out of the vagina, id say poop isnt so bad. apples and oranges but still both nasty situations
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>>5303555
>THE ANUS IS NOT A VAGINA
thank god
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>>5303557
Vaginas can smell at least as bad as ass. The key in either case is don't fuck a dirty bitch. Not literally dirty.
You know what I mean.
Men should be able to handle their holes like men, mang.
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>>5303555
very nice repeating digits, check'd

I would rub my benis on your benis to commemorate this occasion if only you were here ;_;
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>>5303536

Fenriz is neato.

But Darkthrone was playing fucking Swedeath in their earliest. Euronymous pretty much defined the sound and scene they ended up moving into.
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>>5303585

if only bro

if only
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>>5303588

Whereas Varg, again, added ~more reverb~.
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>>5303570
ya i have heard and believe that straight guys, and mon hay malea in general, are not as hygenic down there and its straight up nasty. my least favorite part of sex is if i dont feel confident i am fully clean, i cant enjoy getting fucked because i keep thinking how it could turn bad any second.
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>>5303605
>mon hay malea
non gay people
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Hey gaygen what kind of phone should I get

I'd like something with decent storage (pref expandable) and that can take good dick pics
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>>5303588
Darkthrone was black metal from the beginning, yid
>>5303596
also there's nothing wrong with reverb
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>>5303625
Get one of those big samsungs. They're neat. I don't have one though, so idk about storage and such. But they take good pictures.
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>>5303629

ok but there are like 50 million android phones

also I wouldn't mind having a phone that says "im a fag" maybe cute bears will hit on me
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>>5303642

So good
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>>5303630
>black metal from the beginning

Lol no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS3A7MVeocE

I mean, maybe if you think early Entombed is black metal, I guess.

There's nothing wrong with reverb. Burzum was good, yeah. I'm not denying that. But there wasn't anything wrong with reverb when Euronymous added it either - basically Norwegian black metal was already atmospheric when Varg added ~more reverb~.
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>>5303658

>all this internalized homophobia
>or should I say
>homoPHONEbia
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>>5303667
wrong damn pic. was supposed to be pic related.
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>>5303669

That says "tranny" not "fag"
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>>5303669

God, I remember this guy.
He's so sugoi, I feel lost seeing him again.
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>>5303642
I still don't understand why.
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>>5303676

You love it

don't try to deny it
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>>5303663
i wish i didnt break my s3. beat phone ive ever used.

also dope pic, as usual
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>tfw there's a hot top nearby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhuYzIQ1Zos
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>>5303660
>it was death metal when death metal wasn't even a thing
no
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>>5303699

>when senpai enters gaygen
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with cum that happens to me :(
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>>5303715
I thought you just said you were frot only.
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>>5303732

I lied. There's nothing better than hairy boypussy in your face and on your cock
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>>5303704

It was 1991. Death metal was a thing.
Like, your narrative here is really out of whack. By the time Darkthrone put out their first album, Death and Atheist were already directing dm in the Florida scene towards prog wank. Left Hand Path came out the year before, and the Swedish dm thing (which is what early Darkthrone was modeled on) was going... along with brutal/NYDM with Suffocation and Cannibal Corpse.
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>>5303732
he is gay, so what he means is that frot is preferred and all other perversions come a close second
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>>5303735
>There's nothing better than hairy
Yes there is. One that's had the hair removed.
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>>5303709
grr i need a man like this. why do they come a dime a dozen online and walking past me on the sidewalk, but i have never been blessed with an intimate encounter. do people just always look better in pictures and when out of reach?
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>tfw drunk right now
>drinking with Japanese people teaching them English while they are correcting my Japanese
>they keep calling me cute and I think they are gay.

How is everyone tonight?

>>5303754
They are like a dime a dozen at gay bars bro. The entire place is filled with bears and trans and straight girls that need attention. Plus manliness is a dying art anyway ;_;
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I love guys.
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>>5303749

Tranny pls go

>>5303754

>do people just always look better in pictures and when out of reach?

yep

>>5303763

Post boipuss
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>tfw no husbando
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>>5303763
well i need to get over myself and get to a gay bar

although, not to sound egotistical, but i think i more than attractive enough to have to deal with unwanted attention. attention already makes mme uncomfortable, and gay people in their element is a whole other level of "i dont belong here"
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>>5303754
>do people just always look better in pictures and when out of reach?

yup
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>>5303773
Loiter outside. Like in the alley of the gay bar. That should be way more comfortable
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>>5303773
>gay people in their element is a whole other level of "i dont belong here"
huh?
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>>5303780
i am in a bit of denail shere i dont feel like a i can relate to gay guys and there openness and comfortableness with being gay and gay sex and jokes and such, i feel like that is not acceptable topics of convo. ultimately, i tend to have contrary tastes regardless, but that happens with anyone and o can deal with that part
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>>5303773
I get a decent amount of attention there when I decide to go. Honestly you can just sit down and you'll find some daddy willing to spend money on you if its something that you want to be made felt better. I saw your face on one of these pictures you know you're not ugly you just have to be confident. Just go up to the person you want. Finding who you want really isn't that hard of an ideal you just gotta get over some mental hurdles but once you do you're pretty much invincible.

>>5303770
no.
Unless you actually are a blondey babe but you talk like you're a six foot five guy that bullies people in the alley for fun.
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>>5303763
trying to get drunk but my body won't let me
>tfw downed 30 beers in 6 hours and still not feeling it
time to start drinking vodka I guess
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>>5303770
>not wanting to thump some sweet hairless tranny hole
senpai pls
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>>5303790

I'm a blondey babe who is 6'2" that bullies people in the alley for fun
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>>5303770
Butt hair is a literal trap for fecal particles.

Eww.
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>>5303790
ya i would have no problem talking to someone i was interested in. i am more fearful of the likely handful of guys who i have to turn down or just deal with awkwardly. also i cant dance and i come off as lame in crowded places so idk what else i would try to do there
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>>5303787
I thought you had a full time gay bf and shit.
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>>5303813
ya hes like a friend with benefits. he has dinner parties and his friends get me reesally shy and i dont like em haha. two of them are really famous pron starts
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>mfw most people you meet are straight
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>>5303819
when most hot daddies are str8 is suffering
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>>5303811

Butt hair is a literal trap for hotness.

Fuck off tranny.

>>5303818

What's so bad about his friends?
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>>5303798
That's actually pretty tempting tbqh...but naw im good im going to bed.

>>5303812
Rejecting people when there is a bunch of alcohol around really isn't all that hard. They will get over it rejection is a part of life. A painful part for sure but it's something every person has to put up with some more than others but that is life. Everybody has someone for them out there at least I like to believe.

Well I am actually going to go to bed have a great night guys.
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>>5303819
I feel ya bro
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>>5303825
Enjoy your septicemia.
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>>5303835

Nice try tranny
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>>5303825
they are quite femenine and always saying gay sax things that make at least me very uncomfortable. an example to illustrate my point, i put on the kings clippers game or something as the night was winding down to peep the score. one of the porn stars said "this is a funny scene, a room full of gay guys watching a bball team". plus it annoys me how into themselves they are while still feeling like a victim of their circumstance. and while watching bball, i was standing to the side and they invited me to cuddle on the couch and it seemed like too much intimacy for people i barely now and am not immediately planning on being intimate with.

tl;dr i prefer the company of non threatening wtraight bros so i dont have to think about being gay

>>5303826
night
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>>5303771
>yfw he's 20
Also
>tfw you'd go for pic related
>and for a burly teddy bear
I'm so flippy floppy with different types of guys
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>>5303842

How horrible
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He's a fucking hack.
http://www.tvguide.com/news/sam-smith-james-bond-spectre-theme-song-writings-on-the-wall/
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>>5303867
its just annoying snd upsetting it cant be more what would ne comfortable with and enjoy. they arent bad people
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>>5303819
keep making excuses in your life
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does straight sex trigger anyone else

like if i go on a porn site and i see a picture of a man and a woman having sex i start having a panic attack for some reason
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>>5303885
Riiight...
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>>5303888
what?
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>>5303885
Not at all, I actually got off to straight sex earlier. Well, a really handsome woman rubbing her pussy on some guys dicks.
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>>5303895
ewwwwwww
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>>5303819
>cute guy starts talking to you in bus
>invites you to his place so why the fuck not
>have a really good time
>ask him if he'd like me to "stay for the night"
>"no, I'm straight and just wanted someone to talk to, but since you chose to make it weird you better get the fuck out of here"
I made the bitch move and left

well, the next time a qt asks me as little as the time of day I will ask him right then and there if he's dtf
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>>5303898
lies
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>>5303898

>going to the homes of random strangers

lol you gon git murdered one of these days
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>>5303896
why?

>>5303898
ya blew it
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>>5303896
>pussy
>ewwwwwww
Don't fret anon. Just think of it as an asshole with extra decorations and fanfare
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>>5303898
honestly, this was more of a failure on your part than his.
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>>5303895
what the fuck. you're gay and you get off to lady bits?
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>>5303901
I live in a white country, I can go along any random stranger and not get murdered
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>>5303898
Yeah homie you gotta straight up clarify that shit.
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How do I stop being so shy?
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>>5303912
of coursh! if something is hot, I'm not going to stop myself just because "oh hey, I'm supposed to be gay can't do that". Honestly I feel orientation is more outside the realm of sexuality and more temporal. This is why when people ask me if I'm a top or a bottom, or say they are tops or bottoms I get turned-off.
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>>5303918
I understand homie. Sometimes I can get off to straight, but it's mostly oral. If I try to get off to anything involving lady bits or w/e I usually get turned off pretty quick and feel gross.
I'm top but I understand that it fluctuates and all that.
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>>5303913
>>5303913
dude, serial killers are almost always white
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>>5303913

White people are literally the #1 murderers of people they lure to their homes

non-whites just do it in the street

>>5303917

Suck 20 dicks

>>5303918

bottom detected
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>>5303927
Let's flip flop senpai, it'll be fun.
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>>5303917
Take some psychedelic drugs. A little ego death can do wonders.
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>>5303932

like first you sit on my face, then i pound your bp?

sounds good
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>>5303917
talk about anything you feel that you can confidentalky talk about and has connection to the recently discussed topics or is simply relatable to a broad demographic.

talk about it like it is the most interesting thing ever. people respond to your enthusiasm and ability to talk about said topic. make sure to read response tho. never go too long or too far and build on positivity while considering what you did to recieve negative or unentertained response and dont dp that again.

made it seem complicated cuz im very coked out but tl;dr talk about something relatable that you feel comfortable with as if it is a must listen. even if you dont think so. no one wants to try to initiate smAll talk and appreciates your confidenc and enthusiasm
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>>5303927
i don't think its that easy

>>5303933
b-but drugs are bad anon
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>>5303933

Got to be careful.
One experience I had the ego wouldn't die, but I kept seeing my actual body getting killed. Like I was painfully in touch with the identity specifics and fears and material desires of myself at the same time I was being drowned.
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>>5303940
Then I pound your bp, it's a deal yeah?
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>>5303918
>when people ask me if I'm a top or a bottom, or say they are tops or bottoms I get turned-off.
>Decisiveness kills my boner

>>5303842
That sounds weird to me too. Histrionic showbiz fags.
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>>5303949
ya. there only refernce for humor is pretty much, being gay. its too much and almost unauthentic
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>>5303949
Yeah, lets find it out together in the bedroom instead of having it predetermined and dogmatic. A sexual encounter should be so good you forgot which side you were on or that you even have a body.
It's just not my cup of tea.
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>>5303952
I hate it when I come out to someone and I instantly become "the gay friend", like it's my only identifying feature. It's so fucking dehumanizing. I feel like the people you're talking about don't help in this respect.
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>>5303925
>>5303927
>98% white country
>worst creep I've ever met is a guy who collects model airplanes
>they're all pretty cool, except he didn't paint the Brewster the way I would have
truly a hell on earth and all white people are demons
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>>5303952
>>5303961
I wonder if they go around magically solving straight people problems with earthy wisdom and witty insight. Maybe a touch of fay magic. Lots of people basically think of gays like they used to think of blacks. Magic negro. Magic homo. I suppose it's the mysterious otherness. But in a room of gays it's worn-in affectation.
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>>5303944
the thing is I always get nervous even with topics I know about. i'm always afraid of starting a conversation too and I make up lame excuses to prevent myself from doing it. which I then hate myself because of. I always try to push myself to be more open but then I never have enough confidence to actually go through with it.
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>>5303970
Some of my female friends think this way about me. They've given up asking me about clothes or hair, though the idea that I know all of dick about it still kind of mystifies them.

They'll ask me for relationship advice plenty, though. I usually just tell them "put your mouth on it". Unfortunately 9 times out of 10 it winds up working for them. So they think I'm a genie of some sort.
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>>5303970
idk I'm pretty magic myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXai-sgM-s
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>>5303972
See I function much the same way and it took a while for me to understand it, but I basically see it as Descartes Evil Demon.
Some people I think have a guiding inner voice that tells them what to do, and some people, like me have a guiding inner voice that tells them what not to do. The trick if you are the latter is to do the opposite of what that demon says and push yourself more.
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>>5303976
Girls who think I'm some flaming hair stylist gay are quickly disappointed when they find out I'm a shut-in computer scientist nerd.
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>>5303416
>anal fluids: swallow them [...]?
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>>5303972
just try. start with somethig that you know everyone will have strong feelings or opinions for. you dont even have to lie about your own view, but just make sure you handle conflicting views with an open mind and dont act superior or combative. start talking about anything you can say about it and act like its really worth hearing. it works trust me.
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>>5303977
now we're talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKd4EpQPRbg
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>>5303917
I could write out twenty blocks of text, but that seems tedious. Do you wanna just add me on something and I'll try and help you sometime?
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>>5303980
i mean its not that bad if its a hot guys poo
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>>5303980
this desu
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>>5303977

Me also hey.
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>>5303961
my friends are so good at not doing that, that i sometimes wonder if they forgot im gay.
>>5303970
i can somewhat sympathize when i consider the much more promiminent hate and fear of gays and how much more tempting and safe it would be to live a lie and a secret life and i can appreciate the bitter and seperstist attitudes that makes them feel empowered.
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>>5303978
>>5303981
i'll try to keep this advice in mind. thanks :)

>>5303984
sure! I have kik or skype
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>>5303994
My current friends are pretty good about not treating me like a stereotype.

We're all computer scientists and neckbeards together (even the girl)
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>>5303991
yeah you are pretty great tbqh. ;~;
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>>5304001

You're even better, though.
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let's all be friends /gaygen/ :3
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>>5303999
Okay homie. My Skype is Mistaangel. If you add me and I'm not busy tomorrow I'll contact you and tell you what works for me, but peace out rn 'cause I'm going to sleep
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>>5304008

this
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>>5304008

Take the fleas from the knees of a demon and amscray witcha jiblets talk.
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>>5304008
pls no bully.
mr. sp, sir.

>>5304004
<3
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>>5304008
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>>5304007
No!
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>>5304015
>>5304014
>>5304008


you're all okay.
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>>5304011
alright i'll add you.
good night
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>>5304018
this tbqh
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>>5303999
Ya dude just remember to learn as you go and adopt to what you see works best and is most engaging and in no time youll be turn any awkward silence into a time passing, distracting conversation with even the most indignant participants
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>>5304027
>You're gonna make a lot of friends

Hi i dont believe we've met
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>tfw no bf to watch anime with
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>>5304034
>tfw boyfriend likes anime but 4chan made me hate anime
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>>5304035
wow so mean, sir.

>>5304034
this feel kills me tbqh.
>tfw no bf to cosplay as saitama and genos with
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>>5304040
>tfw hate anime but I feel like I should watch it to help my studies since I know people that learned Japanese from anime
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>>5304035
i love it when you talk dirty to me
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Fatspo
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>>5304028
I feel like it would also be helpful to find someone who pushes me past my comfort zone and makes me enter situations I would otherwise avoid. Except I always attract other people like me haha
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>>5304051
that's the thing, no one but yourself can be that person in your life.
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>>5304047
>tfw hate anime but feel like I would potentially enjoy it at all or get something valuable out of it but also do not care to put it ahead of other unfamiliar media or activity or any experience
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>>5304034
>tfw watching latest episode of Noragami Arogoto currently
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>>5304058
is it worth or nah?
pls tell me.
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>>5304056
I just don't watch television or movies at all. They aren't really worth it but anime I keep forcing myself to watch it.
I can regular Japanese shows though like horror flicks to study with or just talk shows but cartoons just annoy me for some reason.

>>5304058
Is that any good? The anime circles keep memeing it up but they have pleb taste like Watamote was really bad. That Umaru show was bad.
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>>5304053
Yeah I guess that's true
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>>5304053
Idk I often consider how likely i am to go out and do something that requires apreciation when people request to hang out. Usually i enjoy the fact that i did somethinf i never would have otherwise done if left to my own determination
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>>5304047
>hates anime
>wants to learn Japanese
What? Why else would you want to learn Japanese?
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>>5304070
>implying anime is anything like the bulk of japanese culture
;~; you silly weebs
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>>5304074
I was implying japan is becoming irrelevant
Don't you ever dare call me a weeb ever again btw
I am very anti-anime
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>>5304070
I play Japanese videogames still plus it is challenging. I have spent many many many hours on it like severe autisctic obsession over 12 hours a day most times amphetaneet so I understand a fair share of it but still missing a bunch.
I also want to enjoy their pornography once I get the VNs running. Plus they have things that English shit is against porn wise so I am all into that. Just really aggressive stuff.
Also I am going to be going to Japan also at some point.

Studying a language to the point of autism is so rewarding even if you don't get that much result out of it. It rewires your brain so when you think of something you thin k of it in both languages automatically.

The grammar rules of Japanese are simple but the learning of vocab and kanji is near impossible it seems like but I will keep trying.

I just got back into my studies and im so happy.
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>>5304066
It is hard work but most of the time I find it helps if we flip what we already think we know about ourselves upside down.
Most of my life I've felt inferior to others, starting something new I always walked into it feeling like I was the one who knew and could the least about the field.
Then I reconnected that feeling with how we are as children when everything is new and scary and I learned to love that feeling of being inferior when starting something new it makes it much easier to build yourself up when you're starting from the absolute scratch.

It's all about learning how the things you think are your problems are actually your driving forces I think. Another example is anxiety. I struggled a lot with social anxiety and had a psych nurse that I went to treatment with. He was actually really good when it came to anxiety because we talked about anxiety and how it's a natural evolutionary trait we have. Then he made me start looking up interviews with sports performers when speaking of performance anxiety and to most of the elite performers they use their anxiety to do better, they need that anxiety because if it's not there they have no incentive to fight with themselves and try to be the best.
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>>5304079
my bad desu senpai
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>>5304070
Are you being a cheeky fan or do you genuinely think this is a reasonable claim worth posting?
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>>5304062
>>5304064
I think it's really good. It's a lot more engaging than season 1 was tbH.
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>>5304068
It's what I was talking about before, how I think some people have a guiding inner voice that tells them what they need to do and others what they shouldn't do. It's like the trope of an angel and a devil on your shoulder.
Once you learn to listen to that inner voice, whether it's a benign or evil one, you just have to learn to listen.
It was easy for me to understand where I stood because that voice kept telling me how shit I was and that I'll never be happy, that I should just stay indoors and never do anything. And once I learned that the voice shouldn't go away but instead I should start doing the opposite it actually became helpful.
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>>5304087
thanks. i'll check it out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIC4rbQA2AY

It translates to madness stopping the train.
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>>5304096
Why was he doing it?
Is he protesting or just being nuts?
I want to comfort him.
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>>5304053
>>5304068
I think it helps to have motivation but it's mostly a problem that you have to face yourself. Or rather a problem I have to face

>>5304082
So your saying I can turn my shyness and anxiety into a good thing by using it to push myself further? That's a very interesting way of looking at it
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>>5304100
He was just being nuts.
He was yelling about how he wanted to kil everyone.
æ­» - death
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>>5303994
>i can somewhat sympathize when i consider the much more promiminent hate and fear of gays and how much more tempting and safe it would be to live a lie and a secret life and i can appreciate the bitter and seperstist attitudes that makes them feel empowered.

Being this nice and non-judgmental. On 4chan. You must be like Mary Poppins with a penis made of sunshine in IRL. That's special.
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>>5304110
he's handsome too. <3
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>>5304106
Awww.
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>>5304096

Cool dude.
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>>5304105
That's exactly what I'm saying yes. Most of us have usually been inside our own heads all of our lives and no one actually told us we were inferior, we figured out through reasoning that since I feel this way or that way it must mean that I'm am not like those people whose lives seems so uncomplicated.

What I've found is that what separates people are often how they fundamentally view their life situation, is it fucked and you should just give up or can you use where you are, can you turn your weaknesses into strengths. It's not going to be easy but then again nothing worthwhile doing is ever easy.
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>>5303869

You're right, this is unsurprisingly shit.
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Who /cantsleep/ here
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>>5304135
Tomorrow I have to write half of a 15 page paper (which I procrastinated to that point) so now I'm procrastinating sleep, to make tomorrow come later.
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>>5303416
I'm a guy, and have another guy friend whom I've had homosexual encounters with in the past. Nothing extreme, but enough to make a pastor nervous. Despite this, my 'friend' is now telling me he thinks it's 'unnatural' and that he isn't into it. It was weird hearing someone tell me they've had gay thoughts about me but they are definitely not gay.

What do you think? Did he really just find a turn-off button to his gayness, can someone 180 their sexuality like that? Or is he just wacked in the psyche? Or am I? Is homosexuality a sin?

just kidding on that last one, of course it is.
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>>5303869
>http://www.tvguide.com/news/sam-smith-james-bond-spectre-theme-song-writings-on-the-wall/
Well tbqh Spectre is Craig's A View to Kill.
So The Bond song and movie have to be bad tbqh...
We're in for another good one after this though.
The first Bond movie with a new Bond is always that Bond's best.
GoldenEye
Casino Royale
Dr. No
The Living Daylights

Roger Moore is the only one who doesn't fit this pattern exactly but he's an irregular and was always regarded as a mistake.
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>>5304127
Not the person you're responding to but I enjoy this conversation.


At some point in life you have to come to terms with yourself. Am I going to kill myself or am I going to live? I decided that I am not going to kill myself but do I think about it each and every single day? Yes I do. I feel like I have been wronged in many ways but I am tired of being a victim. I am tired of letting others dictate how I feel.

I put up heavy heavy defenses for myself but life just sucks sometimes. I wish I could just accept playing a videogame but now I can't.
I am an adult and I crave more stuff like power and eing worshipped. I don't know when this switched. People tell me you aren't what you think you are you're a normal person but no im not. I hate being myself because why be yourself when you can be something better than who you are.


On a certain level you have to accept things but I refuse to be in second place in life. I just can't accept myself knowign that when I am fourty thinking to myself.


Did I work my fucking hardest? I better say yes at that age. If not than I am a failure. I already feel like a failure knowing that I matured years ago yet after ALL this work I feel like I have accomplished absolutely nothing. But I am not going to stop fighting for myself or for the world around me because that is what I do I fight.


By the time I am thirty I am going to be in a much better place financially and emotionally and I am probably even going to be married which is fucking scary to think about.
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>>5304145
wtf he obviously has issues with his own sexuality. There's nothing wrong with homosexuality or even homosexual experimentation.

Don't let his insecurity make you insecure, it's not worth it. Sexuality labels are stupid anyway, it's a sliding scale (look up the Kinsey scale)
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>>5304115
That's good. I wasn't hitting on him. Internet romance doesn't work. It is an attractive quality though. A companion who inspires you to be a kinder man is something some of us probably need.
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>>5304161
>Internet romance doesn't work.
didn't jupp and sp start out as an internet romance?

>A companion who inspires you to be a kinder man is something some of us probably need.
very true.
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>>5304154
That's actually good to hear. I've been overthinking this so much, I'd started to feel like I was being the asshole somehow
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Do you guys have any other threads that you inhabit?
I inhabit like other right now that I converse in when in between things.
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>>5304189
i go on /tg/ or post my ass on /soc/ when /gg/ is slow.
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>>5304192
*sound of many gg'ers furiously sifting through /soc/*
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>>5304189
I go on /x/ tarot future reading threads to get told I'll find a bf soon

false hope better than no hope

Other than that I just make lewd requests in /b/ or /trash/ drawthreads bc am faggot
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>>5304206
troob, what are you doing besides tarot readings in order to find a bf? dating sites? anything like that?
i'm worried about you bro.
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>>5304202
I can't find it.
Just fuck my shit up family.
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>>5304127
Okay, I understand. When I was able to break out of my depression, I started to get that drive again to do things I wouldn't normally do. But as I said, I always made an excuse and never went through with it. I think as long as I have this determination, I'll be able to make it.

>>5304152
I relate to this a lot. I guess it's a matter of accepting yourself even if that thought seems scary. Understanding that the flaws that make you who you are can also become your strengths.
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>>5304214
What are you doing revealing my secret identity?

D:

Nah I live in bumfuck nowhere bb, there's no hope for me but false hope
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>>5304189
I just flirt with Japanese boys on int in the Japanese general and my finnish husbando but he hates me and we chat but he calls me a faggot all the time. It isn't gay though because im using pictures of anime girls.

>tfw no bf to finger my bum and make my masc self squeel like a girl while watching stuff

He has a bunch of mom issues but he's in finland but I can still have my crush. personalitiwa are so much hotter than physical.

Nothing better than a great personality.
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>>5304235
Maki I thought you left
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlrCZI5nY_8
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>>5304241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPJSsAr2iu0

This song has been stuck in my head for two days straight I love it
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I want to invite a really introvert virgin gay friend to a threesome with my boyfriend. Someone please talk me out of it.
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>>5304246
do eet
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>>5304246
what makes you think he would say yes?
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>>5304237
Im under anon since I don't want attention or derail threads. Just want to relax take it easy and chat. The int thread though there's no such thing as being obnoxious sincec there's like seven different languages being spoken at once. I just had a meta English grammar lesson about proofs proof and leaves and leafs. It was cute when the Japanese person asked that.
Someone explained the mathematical proofs definition to me which I already knew and some Japanese guy was like "uhhh only native speakers can understand this why are telling me"

Im going to try my first gay guy. Iys a jap guy that speajs jap five foot six.

Idk im just talking just happy to be studying again.


Now as for you are you into astrology and tarot cards? Im leo which is accurate for me. I dabble in supernatural stuff and visit x from time to time.
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>>5304260
Not really, I mean when I was a teenager /x/ used to be my main board. That was back starting in like '09. I only went back there this week in a fit of boredom and found the reading threads.

Though one of my /x/ irc friends gave me a reading way back then that turned out spookily accurate, so I do put some stock into them desu.
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>>5304165
>Internet romance doesn't work.
>didn't jupp and sp start out as an internet romance?
Point. There are outliers. But how many improbable things can a person be? And two persons? Well that's easily double, of course. Probably...
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How to tell if someone has deleted grindr?

Does it not show when they were last online and their distance? Because it did for one of my favs a few hours ago but nothing.

On their profile in the top right corner it shows the green icon though?

>they died?
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>>5304267
This is why I have a thing against long distance relationships. They're just so unlikely to work out, and seem to be too much work :\ And you get all the negatives of a relationship with none of the cuddly physical presence positives.
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>>5304267
I don't really believe this. With the rise of grindr okcupid and whatnot this type of thinking is outdated imo. That being said looking for love and sex on 4chans kind of strange but more power to everyone doing if they find what they are looking for.
It works though on 4chan if you're interested in certain types of people like awkward neets fembois transgenders two gay internet bears. Humans are social creatures though I never thought id be hanging out on lgbt and actually ever considered seriously visiting someone but hey it happens. Its only natural we look for love in the places that were going to be at anyway.

>>5304273
Ldrs are fucking stupid. But having an internet relationship while they both do their things ideal.
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>>5304161
Internet romance does work IF it's with the right kind of people. Not everyone is fit for it.
People who don't like flings (preferably virgins), introverts with hobbies, people with busy lives due to work, and people who know how to plan CAN make it work. Younger people are far more open to then too.

I think if both are willing to put effort towards it, you can make it work. But the average vapid fag who hooks up with guys on grindr is unlikely to last in one.
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>>5304189
I browse /his/, /int/, /sci/ and occasionally /a/ if there's gay threads of current anime.
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>tfw accidentally deleted my favorite rape hentai
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>>5304324
>tfw no femboys will roleplay me raping them
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>>5304333
>roleplaying
>rape

Pick one
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>>5304336
>tfw moralfag
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>>5304336
Somebody never played DnD like a true faggot. For shame.
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>>5304336
it's called rapeplay but if that's triggering you're autism we can call it ravishment.
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>>5304333
>>5304336
A boy told me to rape him.

Twice.
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>>5304345
The joke is I have never rapelayed before because...well cmon you're smarter than that...

>>5304342
Just give in you know you want to.
Just put your hands where it doesnt belong on someone else you know you want to.
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>>5304348
That's the nice thing about men over women: chicks will be coy. Just expect you to try rape and hope it's not a vicious crime. Guys will straight up tell you they want rapey action. Gays win again!
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>>5304348
Jelous.
>>5304349
I do want to, I really really do.
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>>5304349
i have never rapeplayed either but i would love to try it out... ;~;
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>>5304354
In this sense I'd say coy wins actually, when things are laid out they are boring and dull. Nothing to discover, no social dynamics.
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>>5304359

I'll take note.
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>>5304359
Ive done it with a female never with a guy. It really is top tier fetish especially when you get extremely forceful about it and psychological with it.
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>>5304361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU
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>>5304369
yeah, I wouldn't take life advice from Louis CK really.
Coy still wins.
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>>5304369
I hate when Jewish people make me laugh.
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>>5304375
Kewl kewl. Let me know when you need an attorney.
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>>5304377
He's Mexican and Hungarian or some shit.
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>>5304379
Why would I need an attorney?
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>>5304365
*blushes internally*

>>5304368
yeah i think i like it because i hate myself and just want to be used like a human cum dump.
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>>5304377
I know, the way they scream as they're being gassed.
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>>5304384

You'll blush all over.
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>>5304348
Carrying on from this, I need advice.

He told me to rape him, I couldn't because of meds but now I could.

I want to just tell him I'm coming around one night, he's into me as fuck but we don't talk like we used to because of how I got on the meds.

>I should just turn up, right?
>He wanted me baaad
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>>5304384
Well you are a piece of shit so maybe you need it.

>>5304380
'we could discuss Louis' Jewish roots, for his paternal grandfather was a Hungarian Jew who emigrated to Mexico."
Jew or not jew even though its run by a jewish company that shills their own agenda says barely a jew. I don't care enough to figure out if his mom was jewish or not but hes still jewish at heart to me.

>>5304388
I've learned to adapt to their ways and learn from them.
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>>5304382
Because autism isn't a good enough defense in a rape case these days. Just friendly advice.

>>5304384
>>5304390
Glad the LDR is working out. Improbably.
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>>5304384
>tfw when no one will use you for a human cum dump
why even live?
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>>5304395
But I'm not into rape, so that's never going to be a problem though. I like people being coy instead of handing me a piece of paper with everything they are into though, because I like figuring people out and getting into their heads.
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>>5304395

Did you hear about that ~college case~ where the guy was passed out and the girl sucked him and she successfully got him for rape in that instance and he had no alibi because he wasn't conscious at the time?
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>>5304397
Apparently there's at least one person who would do that to me, but he'd also do it to several other gg posters so I'm not special

and he's a meanie :(
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>>5304402
No but it sounds like something a woman would do.
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>>5304391
Turn up and see how he reacts.
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>have bf of 2 years
>have 2 apps installed
>one is just a blank profile that's just there
>the other has a face pic with info and single status and thousands of views with compliments
>all these dudes hitting me up and yet i have 0 intention of fucking any of them, unless they force themselves

Why am I so pathetic? I don't understand the need to be reminded that I'm attractive.
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>>5304408
Only reason I have a grindr tbqh is too figure out which pictures get the most responses aka which ones look the best.
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>>5304393
You sound like an ex-Catholic in the media. We should hangout more, faggot.

>>5304401
I'm gonna say you're twelve and won't have to worry about this until college...

>>5304402
When this shit happens. I hadn't heard of that one. I try to avoid that clickbait because I need to keep some sympathy for genuine rape cases. And all my outrage for DnD themed rapeplay.

That's all the callbacks I can do right now.
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>>5304412
I'm way past college age, I also don't live in a country were men are arrested for just looking at women, but thanks anyway.
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>>5304412
No I am one hundred percent Nihilistic contrary Christian just to be against everything. I hate everyone and everything but I still am positive enough to fight each day for my own future. Fuck humanity. They are only there to serve me and my needs.
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>>5304410
Holy shit you're right. I notice that when I update my profile pic like every couple of months, all these guys flock to me outta nowhere. So far all my pics, not matter how shitty they are, have been hits. Don't know whether if it's cause I'm attractive or guys just thirsty. I'm sure it's the latter.
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>>5304420
It might be both.
But even at my ugliest me dressed up as a girl I still got a bunch of hits but not as much as when I actually looked good.
I like to put on really weird pictures just to fuck with people.
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>>5304407
Yeah I think I will.

I can't stop thinking about him. Fuck, he's hot as fuck.

>I'm hairy
>He's not
>He's taller than me
>I'm more built than him

I want to lick his bum hole so bad, family
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>>5304418
>hey are only there to serve me and my needs.
Go to bed, Chiam.

>>5304420
If you're booger-tier it's both.
Although I only recently accepted gayness. Funny thing: I switched a dating profile from straigh to gay mode and got 10 times the mail. "Thirst" is normal perhaps?
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>>5304420
>whether if it's cause I'm attractive or guys just thirsty. I'm sure it's the latter.
You must be attractive.
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>>5304440
I like how boogers considered top tier here.
I thought people were gay here.
Am I the only gay?

Also who the fuck is Chiam?
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>>5304440
Gays online are notoriously thirsty. Or at least that's how it appears from a male perspective, because you don't see all the messages women get from thirsty straight guys.
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>>5304437
Do it, then come back and tell us about it.
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>>5304443
>Muh masc4masc namefag huehue
I like pretty qt's. I will let you have all the Zangief you can eat. Tastes vary.

Chiam is a common Jewish name, Schlomo.
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>>5304457

Straight guys are pussies and women ignore them.
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>>5304466
My main point is that men, in general, are thirsty as fuck. Other men only notice it with gays though because of course straights won't hit on them, and they don't have a straight girl's perspective.
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>>5304457
>>5304466
Good points. Basically a dating system should have totally different setups depending on who you are and what you want, but using a common database. Or we could all just meet folks IRL like the rest of humanity. I like the complicated solution.
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>>5304469
It's the same issue with how many men have been told they are hot or sexy contrasted with how many women have heard the same thing.
Most straight males go through their entire lives never hearing from anyone that they are hot.
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>>5304426
What type of "weird" are we talking anon?

>>5304440
>>5304441
>booger-tier

Huh? But I guess it could be both. Honestly I always just toss that to men being incredibly thirsty. As if because we're all men we're entitled to fuck each other because we're supposed to be easier to get with. As if. Basically >>5304457 is on point. Sex really is the main (and only for some) driving force for men.
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>>5304475
Not sure that's true. But just in case; you're sexy as fuck anon. My bulge aches to rapeplay with your manholes. Hnnng.

>>5304478
I haven't peeped all the namefags here. Maybe there's a Brad Pitt guy or whatever. As pretty type goes, boogie a solid example. Saying sex is the main driver is a little depressing though. Even when I was 13 I also liked Magic the gathering.
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>>5304488
It's very true, most men go through all of their lives never hearing they are beautiful or sexy, and no sorry, anonymous comments doesn't really count.
The math in straight relations is basically as follows.
80% of women are courted by 20% of all men.
The remaining 80% of men have to fight for the attention of 20% of women, that are usually in the 1-3 category.
More men than ever are ending up involuntarily childless and involuntarily celibate.
I'm not sure what the numbers are for gay relations, but I suspect it's even worse there seeing as gay men tend to be even more rigid in their choosing of partners.
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>>5304495
>to be even more rigid in their choosing of partners

You're kidding right? I have never felt this is personally the case. If anything I feel like gay men have much easier time choosing partners.
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>>5304495
I thought you were implying you were straight and never-complimented. I'll reorganize my politeness flashcards. Maybe grab some sleep.

And I see you're laying out the MGTOW NEET case for robot wives & I dig that.
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>>5304466
Straight men have the edge in dating and most don't even realize it. As a straight male you can literally go up to any girl and get laid since most guys are too afraid to do anything. As a straight male you have to put in more effort but who gives a shit literally make them laugh for a minute and ask them.
Maybe I am just not afraid of anything or something who gives a shit about failure but it pains me when people with so much more than me get so much little out of life because of whatever bullshit reason they come up with it annoys me how pathetic people can be.

>>5304475
boo hoo theres more to life than appearance. Women are most attracted to power and that is it. The moment you lose your social standing your losing your girl. I don't know if you're striaght but tell a girl you're only doing something for power. Their face lights up like its Christmas. Literally play a fucking instrument and you will get every single person you could ever dream of. There was times when my band did an encore and afterwards every girl was coplimenting my band giving me hug giving me the I want to fug look. Men have it so much better than women just don't be a beta faggot. The moment you're beta your whole worlds going to crash on you.

>>5304478
By booger tier he means hes so lonely he falls in love with someone who does ;~; too much who is attractive and fetishy. Hes not even a gay male hes just chosen the most feminie nicest sexual person and now thinks hes gay.
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>>5304503
I'm not kidding, no. Gay men usually choose partners within their own group and if someone is a bottom or top or not.
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>>5304505
>now thinks hes gay.

Woops almost missed this; going to bed. Go fuck yourself with a dragon dildo.
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>>5304505
>theres more to life than appearance
not really, no. you're not distinguishing your personal experience for the superficiality of society and separating your own good looks from your experiences. Good looking men also have better self-confidence from being treated good at an early age.
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>>5304507
>>5304507
You're just a beta bitch that can't fuck women so you fetishize fembois on the internet bitch boy. Go outside and ask a girl out you poser faggot.
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>>5304512
>there isn't more to life than appearance

Maybe to idiotic people on the internet but in real life power is what makes people happy at least for me. You just have to talk your way into doing things and dress a certain part. Attractive people get it on easy mode of course but that is life. The real quest for power lies in politics and manipulation in the workplace.
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>>5304519
so you're maki and have you started reading 48 laws of power?
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>>5304522
>le maki meme

No I am not fucking Maki and no I haven't read that book.
Is it good?
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>>5304488
>Saying sex is the main driver is a little depressing though.

But it is though, seriously. Every gay guy that I've talked has stressed how important sex is. It's written all over some people's profiles and that's the only thing they think about. And yes, it's depressing which is the worst part because it's a reality.

>>5304512
This. As much as no one wants to admit it, appearance is a really big important facet for a lot of people. I'm sure there are men and women who want to fuck powerful people but I guarantee you that even more want to fuck attractive powerful people.

If you're hot, you're going to be more in demand than the average guy. You're going to get more messages, views, compliments, things given to you, etc. The saying "Looks attracts [...]" begins with the importance of beauty.

I know this too well because if I weren't attractive, no gay muthafucka would bat an eye.
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>>5304506

Hahaha.

Ha

>>5304505

Ehhhhh.
It's easier to get gay laid so long as you can be open. Good point about instruments, though. Hell, I go to the gay bars here and occasionally have some girl come up all desperate-like. It's funny, straight people going to gay bars to get laid. Oh and instruments - that too. Not even gigs, like, play a mic well = pussyinyaface.
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>>5304526
Yes it's very good, it's probably more applicable if you're attractive though.
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I have females compliment me in person rather often.

Gays too but are you really sure straight guys don't hear that sorta thing?
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Why is there Pink Slime coming out of my anus after sex?
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>>5304528
Meh I am shorter with a small penis and pretty petite. You gotta work with what is given to you. I am still going to fug anything and everything despite everything. Who cares about them when it's all about me tbqh.
I can get who and what I want ever and as long as I believe that it is true. Be proud of yourself.
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>>5304537

Mucus + blood
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>>5304542
oh ty
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>>5304539
you're speaking from the perspective of already being attractive though, which allows for that. There's no sense in being proud of yourself if you're not attractive, that's just stupid.
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>>5304539
>I can get who and what I want ever and as long as I believe that it is true.

You don't "get who and what I want" by being unattractive anon. You just proved my point.
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>>5304549
>>5304552

I am not all that attractive irl to get away with a whole bunch. I hit a niche from older women since I have dimples so I usually get power from them in the workplace. Also the bros I make laugh so htey love me.
Attraction isnt everything it really isnt.
Personality is so much more. I can name examples of good loooking people with piss personalities and it ruins them but I am not going to.
.
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>>5304539
>>5304564
These are traps r-right?
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>>5304564
Obviously you are, if not you wouldn't be getting away with it. It's shown over and over again that we prejudge ugly people, and forgive beautiful people even though we know they have done horrible things.
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>>5304570
No im not a fetishist.
You can pretend though if that's what you're into.
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>>5304574
What am I getting away with?
People are just understanding and forgiving.
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>>5304580
you were the one that said you got away with things, I don't know what you mean by that. You're just selling yourself short, because the world is governed by looks and attractiveness, even in the animal kingdom this is how it is.
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>>5304575
>being into lesbians isn't a fetish
Jeez now I have to worry about being biscum.
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>>5304583
lesbians are hot though, the porn usually has a seduction aspect to it as well which is incredible.
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>>5304582
Than why was Hitler in charge? He's not that attractive. Putin. Obongo. Every world leader isn't that attractive.

People can see through attraction and feel shit personalities. Its good to have both but personality really is important.
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>>5304589
I can get that I guess.
It's a shame most guys don't do it.
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>>5304592
it's true that attractiveness can have a transference into something like political power through seduction, but that means living your life through an ideal that very few will reach today as politics have changed, and politicians are harvest from an early age to become leaders.
Most, if any, will reach such levels and we are left to fend and baseline where attractiveness matters the most.
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>>5304592
>he doesn't have the hots for hitler
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>>5304593
that's the problem with male sexuality, it's usually just dic pic want sum fuk bb. no warm up, no seduction process, just the fast food version of sex.
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>>5304592
>Than why was Hitler in charge? He's not that attractive
Actually he was apparently considered quite the hottie by the fraulines.
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>>5304598
Yeah I mean I don't mind a quick and dirty now and then but I want romance baby.
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>>5304594
Id agree with that. Attractive people are more happier but happyness is kind of a pleb goal. Anybody can go out and find happiness. Anybody can have sex with whoever. Anybody can make money.

>>5304598
Ill one hundred percent agree with this. There's nothing sweettalking someone into liking you. Best feeling ever fuck sex the psychological games more fun.

>>5304595
You know there's more fascists out there right? Would Hitler even allow 4chan?
I don't know enough about politics though to make intelligent thoughts about it.
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Nighttime gaygen was surprisingly deep.
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>>5304620
Deep like yo arse, faggot!
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>Went clubbing
>friend from high school, that i graduated from last year, jokingly grinds on me
>comes over later and tells me he's bi and only me and his gf know
>wants to explore but can only do it in a threesome with his gf
>i'm down but he's worried he would struggle to perform for his first time with a guy
>what do
>i'm a virgin as well, so it'd be all new for me as well
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>>5304592

As someone else pointed out, Hitler was considered pretty attractive. And Obama is easily the most popularly attractive US president of the past 30 years at least. But you know nobody was saying you can walk into a room all sexy and just be president the next day.
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>>5304621
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>5304624
OBONGOS A NIGGER XDDDDD
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Does anybody else have the need to kill someone?
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>>5304661

Yo.
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>>5304667
I keep wondering, is the drill in your pants?
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I just had an epiphany.
Im going to live my life in complete seclusion from humanity like my goal was before.
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>>5304688
Why?
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>>5304622
do it regardless.
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>>5304686

Maybe.
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>>5304694
Because I hate humanity. My goal has always been to live alone for the rest of my life. I hate humanity so fucking much its not even fucking funny. I don't want to kill anyone or nothing like that. I just want to live alone with my tulpa that im creating and live in the darkness so I can talk to the demons that attack me and stab me in the neck when I sleep.
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>>5304695
I'm just worried that he'll be overwhelmed, and that i'll be retarded seeing as i'll be losing my virginity as well.
We're both not sure of the logistics of the threesome either, like what positions and stuff, he said he wouldn't bottom but I said i'm happy to, and want to, just not sure how to include his gf or anything.
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>>5304707
You should start a society like that and let it be an asylum for all who seek refuge from the world.
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>>5304708
how comfortable would you be with taking control over such a situation, making sure no one is left out. Making him fuck her while blowing you, or him eating her out while you riding him etc?
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>>5304729
Why the fuck would I do that?
That ruins the entire purpose.
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>>5304732
That stuff sounds fun.
Just..intense.
I'm sure in the spur of the moment it'd be fine.
How do 3somes usually go? as in does someone have to take control for it to work or do people just slot in?
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>>5304737
Rooty tooty spoil sport.
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>>5304738
Yes, someone usually has to take control.
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>>5304741
I have nothing in common with le rejects of society. Im not a reject. I reject society. I reject humanity. I reject life. I am just myself and that's all that matters is me and my world that I create.
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>>5304745
alright, I think it'd be best for him to take control than, seeing as it kinda depends on him being ready for everything.
Cheers for the help
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>>5304749
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>>5304753
Hot picture.
What is that?

Also are audiobooks respectable?
I kind of enjoy just listening to them.
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>>5304758
That my friend is one method of "suicide" for buddhists. They place themselves in a cave or enclosed area sitting in the lotus position.
Each day another monk lowers a pot of some water, some salve and a little food for them.
The salve is needed for a sort of mummification ritual. When the monk delivering the supplies notice that the food and salve has not been touched, the monk is sealed inside.

The picture shows such a monk, buddhists claim that he is not dead but still meditating.
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>acne breakout is visibly imminent

HELP
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>>5304777
>dat pussy hair on your face
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>>5304867
>>5304867
>>5304867
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