mtfg what a shame we are not better edition

>tfw no anyone

So who here likes dicks

Is umaru actually back now to reclaim her place as the nicest trip?

How are my measurements?

32-29-34, 5'11, 130lbs.

>>5301654
Pics>>5301654

What sort of thigns you put into your okc profiles mtfg?

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>tfw chaser
>>5301653
i posted like 4 pictures of myself in the thread you were posting in you fucking dumb mongoloid

neck yourself

>>5301649
Your own?

>>5301649
I-I do!

>>5301657
Pictures and kind words

>>5301657
what about your flatmate

>>5301657
Don't you have a boyfriend?

>>5301663
i gathered that much

>>5301664
nothings happening. at most we cuddle and thats it. ive told him i like him and he should initiate if he wants more but he wont. We literally just cuddle now and thats basically it

>>5301667
nope

>>5301636
Tell me more ^^

>>5301640
What's giving you trouble?

>>5301648
Have fun, I would too if I weren't stuck on campus ;~;

>>5301653
Those Isis images are carefully curated and beautiful ;~;

>>5301652
I hope so

>>5301649
Me

>>5301658
LOL

>>5301657
If you lack in personality enough to ask, chances are it won't end well for you.

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>>5301661
uhm. no.

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>tfw not playing Smash4 with elanna at this exact moment

>>5301676
how does lacking personality equate to not understanding how online dating works? Thats like saying because the brocas area being damaged reduces nicotine addiction that it would also result in you seeing in black and white.

hi

Deus ex is so cool. I should play more deus ex.
>>5301678
Main lil mac. Only lil mac. The true handicap.
>>5301685
Yo

>>5301676
are you high right now??

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>tfw no caffeine

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>>5301657
pic related
>>5301671
i think im actually just gonna make more tea and stay awake ;~;

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>people think i've never posted and pics

shaking my head

>>5301671
idk how to tell you anymore, i could probably show you though

ayyy lmao
>>5301657
just b urself (no but really just be yourself, unless you lack personality, then idk, be honest?)000000000000

>>5301684
It equates perfectly because you are asking other people what you should put on your profile about yourself. I don't know what was so hard to understand about that.

...also cringed at you trying to sound defensively smart there.

>>5301688
>you will never gently massage oddish's boobs with your feet

>>5301700
I never asked for this

>>5301696
ur pretty attractive desu

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[screams externally]

morning girls, just about to start work
remember to put booze in every column of your okc profile <3

>>5301703
But you want it

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>>5301678
>tfw not playing smash4 with bexe at this exact moment

>>5301706
>liking domino's
>not ordering from local gems like a hipster

>>5301654
35-32-38. 160 lbs. Need to de-fat.

>>5301712
That depends.

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>>5301653
>
yume is the cutest trip

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>>5301658
Was it the thread where you were begging people for pictures of everyone else? >>5296598
>>5296587

Or was it the thread where you were talking about how much you wanted to jizz everywhere?
>yume: i wish i still produced semen
>yume: i wish i could jizz p badly ;_;
>>>5293831

Or was it the the thread where you were mentioned how you wanted to fuck elanna
>yume: i want to fuck gem and elanna
>>>5292558

Oh right it's that last one after you started screaming REEE and spouting nonsense. Luckily I knew they were yours due to the dumb as fuck memes you wrote all over your own pictures.

>calling yourself cute
>calling others a mongoloid
>go neck urself EPICD!!!
Laughing out loud.

>>5301718
On what

>>5301714
but local pizza places wont give me a triple extra cheese and double extra sauce pizza for like $6 each :o

>>5301714
Dominos is delish tho

>>5301724
I have very strict feet standards. Cute feet are a must.

Yume looks like a nerdy boy with long hair. I'm not saying this to bully her because I know she is having a bad day, but it is a little strange to me that everyone thinks she is so cute and passes so well.

>>5301730
I can assure you they are as cute as they come

>>5301704
lol no shes not wtf is wrong with you

>>5301733
Then please massage my boobs with your feet.

>>5301732
She's ugly af, no need to sugarcoat it you wuss.

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>>5301688
right now i'm maining Jigglypuff so i can slap her

>>5301713
S O O N

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>>5301723
lmfao did i trigger a nerve

PLEASE neck yourself d00d

im cuter than u'll ever be ;)

>>5301744
You're a gross ugly fetishist that talks about her dick all day. You didn't hit a nerve you're just fucking disgusting.

>>5301739
Alright sounds good but don't make eye contact because then it would be awkward.

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>>5301754
i think i struck a nerve~ dont be so tsuntsun aife you know you want my gt ^_~

also i think u 4got ur trip a few posts up silly willy <3

>>5301741
Jigglypuff is a funny main. Yoshi! Do yoshi too!
>>5301757
just pleaase dont hit me. No more hitting.

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Hi mtfg
Am stealth but hate life. Fought with only friend in town, am high on diphenhydramine
Not good help

>>5301727
I guess actual peasants care about the most cost effective solution.

>>5301728
It's gross. I guess people eat grocery store mac and cheese too, I guess.

this place is cancerous

>>5301744
>>5301758

Yume, stop bullying people
I goddamn swear, you're gonna give birth to a hate spammer eventually and no one wants that.
Keep it in your pants, girl.

>>5301758
Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night you dumb shovelface.

P.S. you post like a 13 year old screaming at people on Call of Duty mixed with one of those fat weebs that wears Naruto merchandise in public

>>5301770
So is your asshole

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>>5301766
>thinking dominos is gross

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>dressed femme
>sound like a faggot
>go to pick up package from front desk
>desk guy gives me sideeye

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hey hi hello
um so today i'm going to a play with my family later tonight and i'm gonna do my grandmother's makeup and stuff and then idek what i'm doing this coming weekend while i'm in cali. i think i might try to go get an iphone 6s, i was sposed to with my mom but she's been acting so lazy about it and i'm just like ok fine i'll do i myself!! she was the one who made a big deal out of it lol

today has been good tho. my grandmother asked me tons of stuff about being trans and then i talked to her about the wealthy dc guy and stuff and that was a good bonding experience for us.

also i took this pic yesterday and didn't think i looked too bad. how has your been mtfg?

>>5301777
trips checked and dominos isnt worth it, the local kebabturks make pizza thats just as nice for 25% cheaper

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Heya mtfg! How's your black Friday goin gurls?

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>>5301772
dang i really struck a nerve didnt i

cool it kid ur going to blow a fuse

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>>5301772
are you sure you're not projecting?

I think you're just jealous

Clash of the two shittiest trolls on mtfg. Nobody is a winner here.

>>5301772
Aife you're vicious. I know you don't agree on things but can we stop fighting?
>>5301758
And the same to you.

>>5301695
so kinda empty?
>>5301696
ok i'll try
>>5301699
i meant like what to put on in regards to the trans thingy and how much detail people put in.
also im in middle of studying right now for exams so it was only analogy could thing of

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>>5301786
Hey look its you during every thread you've been in. Talk about your dick some more hon.

>>5301695
thats funny I swear I've read this profile before

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Well I think I'm out of here for now, this place isn't helping make my shitty mood any better.

>>5301799
i like sushi and going on addventures! some friday nights i go out with the girls but sometimes i just like to stay home and watch netflix teehee :*

>>5301777
It's not good by delivery pizza standards. You must live out in the boonies where there are no better options.

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>>5301798
i wish i could jizz on your face desu

>>5301785

Had some scary sad feels this morning but then snugged a bunch and watched a bunch of Jojo with mister.

>>5301786
>>5301809

baka
You're the worst.
Go write some poetry or draw or something, goddamn.

>>5301801

<3

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>>5301780
Black Friday sale. ran up credit card on toys for younger relatives, clothes and makeup. totally worth. My mommy bought me a onesie.
Also qt pic of you and your mom btw.

>>5301809
Whatever you say "bro"

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>actually read the thread
>want to leave

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>>5301815
>tfw you'll never hatefuck aife

y life

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>>5301780
Awful

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o-oh i didn't know ppl were fighting
ok be back later

>>5301813

i've been avoiding the sales cause they're not as nice as i expected ;_; i'm glad you got some nice stuff tho!! i like the onesie btw
also ty my mommy is so pretty i love her

>>5301820

o-oh

vittu saatanaaäörlgäerölhg

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bye aife my love i need to go on a date ill be back later <33

>>5301830
perkele

>>5301820
whats up angie?

>>5301834
jumalauta

>waiting months upon months to finally be cute
This surely is hell is there is one. Can't wait for all this muscle to die die die.

>>5301813
why are you dressed like a fucking third grader?

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I think it's safe to come out now, they're done arguing.

any cutie mtfs who aren't transbiens play pokemon or mtg or hearthstone?

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mtfg I want to make an announcement, I just had grs. Technically I had it done 3 weeks ago, but I just thought I could maybe post about my experience and people could ask nice things and I could help maybe :D

>>5301864
not gonna go str8 for a guy with that shit taste in vidya

>>5301848
Fuck you i'm a panda. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

>>5301864
>hearthstone
tippety top kek pal

>>5301864
I'm not a transbian. I swear. I swear its a coincidence that i keep crushing on girls.
>>5301870
Who did you see?

>>5301826
Suffering from post op depression

>>5301838
Sad
Just sad

>>5301864
I play blue black aristocrats in standard and have 3 different commander decks tbdesu

>>5301864
I play pokemon

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>>5301864
>playing hearthstone
>despite also playing mtg

>>5301882
Marci Bowers up in San Mateo :)

>>5301846
>tfw been waiting years

>>5301891
SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>5301848
Watch out everyone, the fun police just showed up.

>>5301813
damn why arent i visiting moncton........

>>5301903
w-what

>>5301893
How much? Did you have to take out a loan? Was it scary?

>>5301864
im a transbean

>>5301913
i love your name. why did you choose that name?

>>5301921
It was around $26,000 including the operating room and anesthesiologist.

I ended up having to take out a loan because insurance was taking it's time to get back to me about covering the surgery, but now I'm charging them and getting 90% reimbursed.

It was sorta scary but mostly exciting.

>>5301922
You certianly aren't a real human beam

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Morning /mtfg/,
how you doing?

>>5301949
Kuppy

>>5301908
Idk :( Would be fun to hang out.

>>5301949
>how you doing?
kruppy

>>5301872
please dont
>>5301892
its a fun little game that alot of people play. Can't argue with you that magic is way better
>>5301886
kinda hardcore there, all my cards are old atm but thinking about starting to buy again.. I could totally see some nerdy little (or tall) cute mtf girl playing her decks at a local card shop maybe being all shy *_*
>>5301891
just got Alpha Sapphire and started really getting into it. like, watching videos and reading about it competitively. Kind of sad but kind of fun to get into! I want to join Team Aqua.

>>5301937
How are you feeling about it now, as far as any post-op depression or anything like that? I realize it's not remotely close to healed yet so it might be hard to make a judgment call.

>>5301952
uh, yes?

>>5301958
I'm sorry to hear that anon, get better soon.

Therapist told me to listen to this but it isn't doing anything but making me feel more depressed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=isrF__5gdII

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I think I'm going to take a break from posting for awhile. I don't like what this place is doing to me.

>>5301974
I dunno your name is nice to say ^w^

>>5301975
good therapist

>>5301980
see you tomorrow

jk

ok bye elanna, pls come back though ;~;

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>>5301967
I mean, it may not be 100% healed but I can move around and sit down, although that still feels like a chore.

I feel pretty good about it, it looks good just real swollen. The most anxious or depressed I felt was like two nights after the surgery where I got some random bout of anxiety. Any dysphoria now is just stemming from not liking my face a whole lot, and dilating is a tedious chore.

>>5301980
Bye Elanna
Hope to see you soon

>>5301981
Thank you

>>5301980
I don't think this place can do anything worse than what you do to yourself on daily basis.

>>5302001
ban anons

>>5302006
hows life?

who here wants to post feet?

>>5301992
That's good to hear. Hope you're one of the lucky ones who get past the shitty dilation stages quickly.

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>>5301983
Frank doesn't make a good therapist

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>>5301980
Don't stay away too long

>>5301929
it just sounds energetic i guess, I'm bad at naming things

>>5302040
o-oh
D-do you want to kiss?

>>5302029
It only gets shittier when I move up in dilator sizes, but thanks :D

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>>5301980
rip ;_;

>>5302012
good actually, except for elanna leaving

>>5302030
He helps to keep the bad feels away on a shit day.

>>5302050
._.

>>5301992
How possible is it to forget dilation?
Have you forgot it?
What if you do?
Do you have to keep up dilation forever?

>>5301949
morning kuppy, how's your Melbourne morning?
it's hotish here but I'm in cool rooms all day~

>>5302045
wat

no

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>>5302053
Frank is the asshole friend you don't want to hang out with

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God damn early threads
>playing RE6 Jake/Sherry campaign with bestie
>mfw he says I "look too much like Sherry"

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post your fantasy husbando.

>>5302072
Wat

why dont you kiss me? ;-;

hello

>>5302080
I don't like girls

http://strawpoll.me/6117198
http://strawpoll.me/6117198
http://strawpoll.me/6117198
http://strawpoll.me/6117198

i wanna die

>>5302077
Lucky. Sherry is really fucking cu
>playing RE6
Oh, jesus christ.

>>5302071
It's cool right now I guess, though I haven't even left my room yet. Hopefully the temperature doesn't get too hot today.
Where are you from might I ask?

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What are you listening to right now mtfg?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2arWjBhp0

>>5302095
>playing any re after 4

>>5302067
I guess it's like forgetting to take hormone dosages, anyone could forget I guess but this is fresh in my mind right now so I haven't forgotten a single session.

Plus I guess it would be hard to forget not to dilate because right now I have to do it 3 times a day for 3 months. If you forget to dilate you could lose depth because stuff could heal over.

I have to keep up that dilation regimen for 3 months, then 2 times a day for a year then after that I think its once a week or sex can replace it. You can stop but the doctor recommends not because you "might" lose depth. Plus not enough research to be able to be 100% sure you can stop.

>>5302103
>playing re4
Maximum pleb.

>decide not to lewd for a few weeks so i get pent up and its more fun
>suddenly have no sex drive
t-thanks estrogen

>>5302102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXXVPlrY974

>>5301652
I wish I was nice, its the only thing I can offer in life and I'm not even good at it

>>5302095
She's still pretty cute
I like her parka

>>5302087
>implying Im a girl

>>5301780
That pic is like 10 years old, i've seen your dumb face on 420chan before.

>>5302110
Re 4 was unique because it changed Re's format, but it got stale in 5 and 6

>>5302123
Oh yeah 6 is a clusterfuck I don't deny that

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>>5302102
music thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBlQ4ybRWH8

>>5302127
>weeb shit

>>5302118
I don't like chasers

>>5302127
>felt
god taste bexe

>>5302138
>implying I like benis
why does every mtf use that damn meme. I'm just looking for a waifu to hang out with

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I should drown myself in the tub

>>5302107
I see.
How does it look btw? Does it look nearly indistinguishable from a real vagina?

>>5302116
I wish I could be meaner, being mean doesn't come naturally to me so I'm really put on the spot when someone insults me.

i don't even know if im trans or not why is this so difficult to figure out please help or kill me

>>5302163
Find a good psych to talk to.

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>>5302131
alright how about something a little different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZsbGJsJAxY

>>5302140
dank you

>>5302181
do you want to fug?

>>5302113
Street Horrrsing > their other albums.

>>5302092
http://strawpoll.me/6117350
http://strawpoll.me/6117350
http://strawpoll.me/6117350
http://strawpoll.me/6117350

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Anyone else feel/felt literally off balance because of the way their body is shaped?
I'm constantly having these waves where I feel like I'm top-heavy and about to topple over because of the amount of muscle on my torso.
I need to know if someone knows this feel or if I'm just going crazy.

>>5302163
Therapists are there for that.

Also consider your future and whether you can imagine yourself actually living as a man maybe?

>>5302181
>>5302127

You always had god tier music taste desu

>>5301980
;_;

>>5302163
Transition anyway, get srs. If you regret it just become an ftm.

>tfw you are imagining elanna licking the tip of your gt and then you cum really hard

>>5302193
>mfw an annoying autistic trip got butthurt from a poll

>>5302193
http://strawpoll.me/6117399
http://strawpoll.me/6117399
http://strawpoll.me/6117399
http://strawpoll.me/6117399

http://strawpoll.me/6117405
http://strawpoll.me/6117405

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>>5302102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc

http://strawpoll.me/6117429

>>5302230
Fuck off you degenerate

Who's your trip crush? If you like someone you HAVE to post it!

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>>5302102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wjxZP5gGxw

get on my level mtfg

>>5302231
http://strawpoll.me/6117445/
http://strawpoll.me/6117445/
http://strawpoll.me/6117445/

>>5302230
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
CRINGY STUFF MAAANE
DAS NOT IT MAAANE

>>5302241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK9b3cMPufs
YO

>>5302236
feefs

>>5302102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcC6Gyzg4tI

>>5302253
Shut up feefs

>>5302242
http://strawpoll.me/6117466

>>5302236
KAYLA

>>5302236
You

>>5302236
Adri

>>5302263
seconded

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmu6I31-7v8

>>5302236
>not using the image
DON'T forget it next time!

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>>5302236
Its a secret but I *do* have a crush. I don't wanna say who it is tho . . .

>>5302151
I think it looks pretty good, right now it's just really swollen and puffy but it seems very nearly indistinguishable from the real deal. The biggest tells I guess would be some scaring on the sides and the labia minora being puffier...but again that might just be swelling.

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ok i'm home.
>>5302079
GOWTHER
>>5301937
which insurance did you have? did you like, meet bowers at all before hand? and hows the pain?

So, um, this is a little bit embarrassing, but what does it mean if my semen turns white again? I've been on HRT for about a year now and I'm on 100mg spiro, but this morning there was a bit of white in my semen. It might just be that I haven't paid attention to it, but I don't remember there being any white AT ALL after I started spiro.

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>>5302251
nice heavy sound
not so much into the piggish sort of squeals, I prefer a bit more discernible vocals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJKJOoSObc

>>5302251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyUr2jI7L5s

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>>5302283
Yay heya oddish :3

>>5302286
It's because spiro is sugar pills

hello

>>5302286
It can happen if you haven't orgasmed in ages or were edging for awhile.

But 100mg of spiro isn't very much, if you have blood tests to back it up and your T is low it's probably the above.

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>>5302102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipi_yQ4es_I

>>5302292
WHATS UP
>>5302299
HI AGAIN

>>5302299
Yes

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For those who did vote on the post op depression, how do I get over it?
I feel fucking awful about it all

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>mfw spoiled myself to some fancy cycling shorts on black friday
>mfw took the raifu out for the first time in forever and tore a small tree in half

Was a good day. How has everyone else been?

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My plushie came today (tired of having >no bf to cuddle), am I a real girl now? Also please help me name her. How about Athena?

>>5302311
how are you

>>5302313
mhm

>>5302317
why don't you claim to be an anon any more?

>>5302316
you relax and focus on other things and let yourself become accustomed to your face over time

residual self-image etc

>>5302283
I have Blue Shield of California, I'm on a certain plan that means they get to cover 90% of the surgery and I just have a 10% copay.

I met and talked to Bowers before everything and asked her questions about healing and dilating and satisfaction rates. Nice fact, out of over 1400 surgeries I think, only around 60 people have come back for touch ups.

Pain was the worst in the first two weeks, it was sort of a searing kind of pain and it felt like I was tucking my junk or something, but it's a lot less now. It's occasional twangs of sharp pain which is apparently nerves reconnecting.

>>5302319
that a mother fucking cactus owl??

>>5302317
Bad
Real bad

>>5302321
i'm ok i guess i was feeling sorta down so i'm listening to my favorite album ever again and i think if anyone here is ever sad they should listen to this album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBL2PD2lkco

>>5302319
post pic of you cuddling her as tight as possible

>>5302287
>>5302290
Ok, what about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnIt1ZMXnIg
Been bumping this shit during work, it's so fun to listen to

>>5302236
It's less of a crush and more of a hunger for really

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>>5302330
:D
>>5302338
maybe tomorrow, i'm super gross today, my hair is dirty cause i'm pushing washes and i'm not wearing any makeup

>>5302334
i was thinking about this album the otehr day but couldn't remember what it was. ty for reminding me.
i think i have some kidney stone action going on. i tee tee'd blood this mornin and my right kidney been hurtin all day

>>5302322
Oh fug! Good catch, anon :3

>>5302333
D:

What happened?

>>5302319
This is making me miss the giant pikachu I had as a kid. Had to throw it out when I got lice

>>5302258
I'm not feefs but thanks for the compliment

>>5302326
that's not what residual self image means btw.
i didn't know you've had operation?

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>>5302351
I want a cactus owl..

>>5302353
Really bad post op depression

>>5302361
CUTE. i love owls

>>5302363
Oh no ;__;
Supposedly it goes away in a few weeks tho, right?

>>5302366
It's been 9 weeks.....

>>5302352
woah be careful! go see a doctor!

>>5302096
you keep asking lol I'm from Sydney
lazy day? : p
I'm working so only part replying

>>5302369
Oh jeebz, that's not good. Is it regret or are the meds/pain just getting to you?

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>tfw the city you live in is the top story for all of national news in the country

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>>5302341
well that was different, thought I was on /x/ for a second
kinda ambient and really atmospheric, feels like an album intro

I don't have anything like that so here's a good album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTshhfUoluw

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>>5302365

>>5302378
Regret
Major regret

Please help I think my bestie may actually think I'm cute

>>5302379
Colorado Springs?

>>5302369
I'm curious, what exactly is Post-Op depression. What is it like? Why does it happen?

>>5302375
Sorry
I forget easily...

>>5302391
Lol yup

>>5302389
ero massage them?
[]yes
[]no

>>5302386
D:

>>5302386
You're regretting your ffs now but why? don't you think you look better?

>>5302263
>>5302273
only kayla can love herself

>>5302385
ooooomg :3

>>5302409
>implying im kayla
I would fug her

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aw man bj blazkowics is hot
this game is already worth the $10

>>5302394
A type of depression you get after invasive surgery.
It's awful

>>5302399
I was a fool

>>5302400
I look worse tbqh. The lower half of my face is fucked up.

>>5302306
I got my bloodwork done in September and my T was at 40, so it's probably not much different since then. I guess I was just edging a little too hard.

>>5302411
whoops dropped trip

>>5302370
i think i may have passed a kidney stone this morning and thats what the blood was about but my kidney didn't start hurting till a few hours later so im worried that theres more to come
my stepmomlady is gonna get me som meds tho so pray for me

>>5302394
haha that's okay, I'm the one that likes poetry : p

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I never noticed before but all my friends have really flat butts

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Ugh the entire country is buttfucking the bandwith for the local news live streams .____.

>>5302429
Oh yeah
I had failed to reproduce anything of worth for you.

>>5302416
im sure you would son

>>5302432
Hi jormy

>>5302397
That's too direct
I'm ok being lewd but only indirectly

>>5302409
okay faggot

>>5302424
i hope you get better. i've never had kidney stones. just thinking about it makes me shiver. be strong anna!
>>5302452
call it a friend massage
[X]yes
[]no

>>5302453
kayla is the biggest faggot and you love yourself so that can only mean you love faggots. no thanks steve

>>5302458
We should call that amphibian-like creature Steve from now.

>>5302455
yeah it'll be fine
i have gumbo rn its nice

I feel like feefs now :(

>>5302463
i've never had gumbo. it's like seafood right? i can't eat seafood.

>>5302199
I just figured i was an autistic shit that doesn't know how to walk

>>5302466
Angie you need to shut the fuck up and deal with the fact you used to be ugly as fuck and now you are less ugly.

>>5302473
>less ugly
Anon pls

>>5302458
yeah pal im kayla u sure got me good there honny

>>5302467
well it's traditionally made with seafood or chicken or both, tho some ppl like to get crazy with other meats and stuff
do you have a seafood allergy or are you just jewish?

I thought you looked really quite pretty in that picture with half your face Angie

>>5302480
neither! seafood just ooks the fuck out of me! scorpions evolved from the ocean!

>>5302478
>defensive attitude when called kayla
>tops it off with honny
even kayla doesn't want to be herself, but i guess we knew that

>>5302473
Also this doesn't make sense. You're saying I used to be ugly, but now I'm less ugly, like there varying degrees of ugliness

>>5302481
You're kind

>>5302481
Angie is fishing for compliments again..

>>5302450
Hi how are you?

>>5302490
I am not.
Jesus Christ I'm really fucking depressed over this shit.

>>5302486
im not actually kayla though

>>5302489
There are varying degrees of ugliness. It's not so black and white. Appearances are judged on a numerical scale for a reason.

>>5302432
are they boys or girls?

post booty

>>5302496
So what level of ugliness am I?
Like 2, 3, etc

>>5302491
I'm having some feels tonight but I'm alright.

How are you?

>>5302492
take a break and focus on literally anything else other than mtfg and your reflection, brooding helps nobody, least of all yourself

like damn

>>5302495
im sick of you and done talking about you now loser

>>5302492
go outside

>>5302502
You're not the one who got botched.
Try and be in my shoes and think how you would feel if you were botched

>>5302499
I don't care to judge you right now Angie. Just know you are not as ugly as you were before.

>>5302485
there's nothing wrong with that tho, but it's okay. i wont judge you for it.

jewish people can't eat seafood?...i swear I'm not jewish. I'm latin.
>>5302513
o-ok

>>5302506
It's too late

>>5302510
Fine then

>>5302504
>loser
>refuses to believe me when i say im not kayla
wew lassie

>>5302515
D___D

>>5302514
shellsifh are not kosher and stuff

>>5302498
Girls duh, it wouldn't be that surprising if boys had flat butts

>>5302501
I find alcohol is a good cure for feels. I'm ok

>>5302502
Save your breath anon, have people not learnt what Angie does by this stage?

>>5302515
I'm not being rude, but how old are you? Come on, stop making us emotionally babysit you and act your age. Stop crying like anne when she got dumped by her online skype boyfriend. Oops I wasn't supposed to say anything about it.

>>5302509
Can you put on a trip so I can filter you please?
>Boo hoo, I look like a woman, I was able to afford an incredibly expensive surgery unlike 99% of the other people here
>But I'm not pretty ;__________;
here's your reply you stupid cunt

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>>5302455
I'm nervous

>>5302521
And here it is.
People think I'm delusional when I'm not.

>>5302520
oh, most of my guy friends are /fit/ so they got nice butts that's why I asked.
Actually, now that I think about it, most of the girls I know have flat butts too... lol

>>5302523
Old enough

>>5302524
No kayla
We all know being pretty matters.
Ugly women shouldn't exist.

>>5302530
is your mother prettier than you?

>>5302530
Most of the people here don't even look like women, let alone ugly women, and that's why you need to shut the fuck up and go away.

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>>5302509
that's what i'm doing retard

you have a new face and you're not used to it and you're sad because your entire self-valuation is riding on it looking good

fuck off and do LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WHINING ABOUT YOUR RECENTLY-INVADED FACE until it's actually finished healing and until you're actually used to it, or hey maybe fuck off forever if you're up to it

>>5302530
>ugly women shouldn't exist

Lol fuck off

>>5302531
That's subjective.

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>>5302519
anna I am going to float to america make sure you catch me

>>5302538
people say I look like my mom. I used to look like dad. weird lol

North by North West is on TCM right now. Cary Grant...
>>5302525
so? do it anyway.
>>5302519
i didn't know. that's funny because I don't eat pork either.
but that's because it tastes gross and i was raised on a pig farm and i like pigs.

>>5302539
okay lemme go get my grandpas cast net

>>5302543
i dont really like pork either for the most part. bacon is okay tho.

>>5302532
Sup Steve

>>5302553
I'm pretty fucked up right now. Can someone tell me that this sentence is worded weird?

>>5302561
it is

>>5302532
Shut up kayla

>>5302534
It's almost healed and as every patient told me is that once you hit two months, that's pretty much is how your face is going to look like.

>>5302535
They shouldn't.
Ugly women have no use tbqh.

>>5302561

Sorry psychonaut anon. </3

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>>5302553
what arts do you make?

>>5302568
so fuck off until you get used to it, can you read or not?

>Ugly women have no use tbqh.
you're not ugly but i hope for the rest of your life that you believe you are

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OKAY so you guys I have a problem.

I met a girl who is quite lovely and nice.
She is trans, and is pre-transition, hoping to get onto her mones soon.

I'm being supportive and helpful and shit, and she's saying that I've been more kind about it than anyone she knows.


At the same time, I know I could be MORE helpful if I outed myself and explained exactly how she can do x y or z and was a totally open source of info.
But at the same time, I really dont want to do that because stealth.

I feel really fucking shitty because I want to help her but I dont want to break my cover.

I just dont know what to do.
I dont even have anyone I can really vent to about this because stealth. Fuck.

>>5302564
Thanks anon.

>>5302570
I just have no previous experience with how I'm feeling right now. 5 day fast, never again.

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>>5302568
>ugly women have no use

Alright it's time to stop posting

>>5302379
Oh lmao, I live in the Springs too. I live pretty close to where it happened too. This city sucks by the way.

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>>5302543
Can I blame you?