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/mtfg/ Male to Female General 2015-11-25 04:22:34 Post No. 5287716
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Amy's gf edition
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
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▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0XFIQ4xa7RcYJuo1
Previous thread >>5286219
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>tfw no anyone
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Second for alcohol.
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Newfag here, can we post shit like "would I look good as a transgirl"?
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Third for no tinychat link ._.
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>>5287732
It's cancer, you don't need it tbqh desu senpai
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>>5287727
why not?
>>5287720
Idk, this is what I look like. Barring the nose do you think I could look ok with HRT?
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>>5287727
Sure, go ahead, here or transhelpgen
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>>5287732
>tfw no cuddles
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So how was your day mtfg?
I got my nails and brows done
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>>5287745
I'm kind of drunk and have no idea what im posting
ok i should prob go
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>>5287750
ive heard about it but im too scared to go in there
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>>5287738
We all need it though pham, tinychat is comfy as shit
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>>5287741
>>5287739
oke, is this workable?
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How to fix man eyes?
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>>5287716
Can you seriously just fuck off
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>>5287764
Those are some intense eyebrows.
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>>5287739
I've seen you from tinychat, and this pic has been heavily edited
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>>5287767
Call me Satsuki
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>>5287765
rinse them with bleach, you'll never see man eyes again :^)
idk though, maybe doing your eyebrows nice will help?
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>>5287764
if transition doesn't work out you can always be my bf
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>>5287758
kagesghi sometimes has people I've known for years, sometimes it has someone sticking a dildo on the wall and sitting on it, normally it's pretty tame
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>>5287778
Who?
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>mfw receded hairline starts growing two inches forward
holy shit HRT is worth it just for this
I mean, passing would be nice too but I'm not going to have a shitty hairline anymore!
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>>5287766
Jake is at it again it seems.
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>>5287764
>>5287765
holy fuck I am glad I don't have man eyes
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Why does Kate Nash have such a good voice and why did she go to shit after the first album ;_;
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>>5287780
My eyebrows are bad but i'm too spooked to get them done.
How to fix deep set man eyes though?
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>>5287779
Because morals.
What's left of them anyway.
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>>5287789
>that shape
>not man eye
LOL
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>>5287779
Because its a sin
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>>5287768
just messing with lighting, ill try to find a more honest pic
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>>5287789
Don't bully.
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do I have man eyes?
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>>5287806
hey doug
decided to go for the ole switcheroni?
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>tfw i slept through my first class
should I go to my next one later on or just write the day off mtfg??
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>>5287816
you know what to do
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Be honest, how are my eyes? I know my eyebrows are bad, but they're untamed.
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>>22845003
Kek
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>>5287810
Yeah, sup bro
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do I have man eyes?
>>5287779
the amount of drugs required for anyone to ever want to see me naked would pretty much kill them
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>>5287818
how about you post relaxed face
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>>5287818
They're looking great, hon! ^_^
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>>5287764
you're fucked bro, sorry
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>>5287805
whooops wrong pic
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>>5287822
hey bro ;_;
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>>5287813
im sorry but you arent making any sense anon
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What did he mean by this?
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>tfw even eyes are as masculine as the rest of me
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>>>/soc/22844996
DEAD
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>>5287825
That's as relaxed as I get. Here's a reshoot in case I'm wrong.
>>5287827
Well that's about what I expected.
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>>5287846
Well fuck. That's what I get for posting when drunk I guess. Behold my
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>>5287850
My ugly face.
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>>5287835
lmao no need to be salty bro, this isn't a hugbox. idk what you wanted to hear if not honesty.
>ur gonna do great hon, get out there and show them what ur made of gurrrl!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw
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>>5287835
thanks senpai.
still learning how to use eyeliner but I'm getting there
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>>5287846
what the fuck is with the influx of men posting selfies lately?? jesus christ, put some effort into your shit, no one wants to see your gross i'm-a-girl-trapped-in-a-man's-body pictures
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>>5287846
Wore importantly, why are turds served next to those pancakes?
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>>5287859
Only wanted an opinion on my eyes, I fucked up. That's my pre-everything shot, sorry.
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>>5287859
>put some effort into changing things you can't change
oh :o
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>>5287829
>>5287844
>>5287859
sorry
Did younger me have a chance?
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>>5287862
Was trying out the American cuisine of 'chicken and waffles'; I was not impressed.
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>>5287867
nice bra m8
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>>5287865
there is a difference between posting a pre-everything photo with a shaved face and hair and makeup done vs a noelle-tier no effort pic
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>>5287867
I'm not saying you have no chance, but honestly you may need ffs
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are we posting eye selfies now?
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>>5287878
fetishist get out
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>>5287867
you're cute.
would date your younger self
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>>5287871
I shaved 5 hours ago, I wasn't planning on showing anything but my eyes ;_;
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>>5287871
>tfw pre everything people look better than me even when I try
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>>5287885
it's ok sis, just delete your post if you are embarrassed
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How to just be man with dysphoria instead of trying to transition when you will never pass?
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>>5287893
>weeb name
>bustier with stockings and garter belt
kill yourself
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>>5287879
Yes.
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>>5287895
if we had the answer we wouldn't be here anon
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>>5287895
maybe you can get on hrt and work on being discreetly feminine, and maybe if you are lucky you may turn out better then you thought? From what I hear just being on hrt really helps a persons mental state regardless of how they look
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>>5287913
People say that but tbhon once you get on hormones, if you still can't live as a woman in your daily life it makes you kind of want to die. I mean, all things considered, being on HRT > not being on HRT, but still, if I never pass I will probably kill myself.
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>>5287908
I feel like a good plan is stay on hrt, stay neet and drop all friends so I can make new ones as male and then kill myself in a year or so.
My crush needs to drop me before I can finally kill myself but we get upset with each other a lot and I still can't pass so i'm sure it'll happen soon.
>>5287913
I've been on hrt for two years.
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>>5287929
What colour are your eyes?
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s-sure my eyes are feminine, right?
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How did you all get over the fear of transitioning? My family would support me.. but I'm afraid of what employers and the general public would think. The FtM transmen I know seem to have an easier time of it than the MtF transwomen I know. Every single MtF I know has been ruthlessly harassed.
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>all these people with feminine eyes
>tfw super masculine eyes
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>>5287934
femme as fack
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Stop posting faces or you'll summon HIM.
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>>5287944
who is HIM?
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>>5287947
I dare not speak his name.
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>tfw you get frustrated, sad and feel sick because of all the people who pass and you can't no matter what you do
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>>5287947
Jesus
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>>5287947
:^)
>>5287956
no, its raifu, angie and me
...newfag
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>>5287905
not feminine.
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>>5287960
c-can you get on steam apparently ou have fayes skype and she said to give it to me
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>>5287947
Cartman?
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>>5287869
>not liking chicken and waffles
you can fuck right off.
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>tfw too dysphoric to live
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>>5287947
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>>5287968
Oh I don't have it though, I don't know what she was talking about
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>>5287975
;~;
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>>5287974
>edgar.jpg
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>>5287894
How do I delete on android chrome? but really there's no point to delete photos on 4chan, someone will have saved it
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>>5287979
I'm sure someones already putting it next to a picture of Dwight Schrute.
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>>5287979
but if you don't, it will be up for days.
Idk, better late then never imo
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>tfw you will never pass
>tfw you would've been gendered female once at this point if you could pass ever
>tfw no easy way to kill yourself
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>>5287979
Fuck ;_;
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>>5287991
why are you drunk in the middle of the afternoon you degenerate
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any new recruits here?
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>>5287995
Because
>australia
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>tfw no idea how to transition
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>>5287995
My sister needs surgery, my dysphoria is really bad and I want to die, so I started drinking. My job is all doable at home at any hour.
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>>5287998
I don't think I count.
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>>5287991
sorry about that. Have you heard of unsee?
https://unsee
.cc/
they will host your pics then delete them after a set time
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>>5287945
adriiiiiiiiiiii
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>>5287999
i like australia day because i get to stay inside while everyone else is outside
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>>5287998
New recruits of what?
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>>5287977
fayezorbeams
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>>5288011
apparently adri doesn't have your skype faye ;~;
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>>5287969
Nice
blue eyed masterrace
I may as well post my eyes
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>tfw the worst hon to ever post in this general
>tfw worse of than the old people
>tfw won't pass by my 23 birthday
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>>5288010
I have heard of it, but I thought it was just my eyes
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Do I have man eyes mtfg?
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>>5287999
Trips confirm Australia is best country
All other nations on suicide watch
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>i know i got a bad reputation
>walking round always mad reputation
>leave a pretty girl sad reputation
>start a fight club, brad reputation
what did he mean by this?
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>>5287823
Someone said something that made me curious, but I have to come here for an answer. Well here I am.
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>>5288025
sorry but u will never pass as a human
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>>5288025
If your eyes don't look like this you're not trutrans
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>tfw even sheen is better off than me
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>>5288019
No one in the directory with that name ;~;??????
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>>5287991
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>>5288025
yes, you look like this guy tbhon
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>>5288037
sorry take an s off >.>
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Which do you have, /mtfg/?
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>>5288011
fayeeee
>>5288029
he's on a kanye quest to do his kanye best
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>>5288032
does that mean you can transition your eyes with cosmetic contacts?
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>>5287947
Maki?
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>>5288044
MAN
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>tfw everyone hates me
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>>5288040
Thanks.
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>>5288051
I don't, Idk who you are
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>>5288044
bubble or donk
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>>5288051
>tfw I was lied to to get me here
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>>5288051
I hear bad things happen to people who hold your hand. Havent seen Plant around for a while either.
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>>5288036
I doubt it
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>>5288051
I hate everyone who passes and cis women.
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>>5288056
You definitely do not have either.
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>>5288062
wow rude
some people here can vouch for it desu
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>>5288051
i don't hate you
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>>5288061
trip on Kayla
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>>5288067
Has Adri been all up on dat ass?
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>>5288051
I don't hate anyone on here but myself.
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>>5288060
You are, one day you could even pass if you lose that weight.
My problems are things I can't change like eyes, face, and height, things that require ffs which I can never get because I have too much dysphoria to live as male and I could never get a job.
There's only suicide for me really.
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>>5288051
it seems like one or two dedicated dicks trying to fuck with you imo.
im sorry about your girlfriend and hope you hear from her soon :/
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>>5288070
I think that someone just did.
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>>5288080
i've only shown it to 2 people who i asked and said they didn't post that
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>>5288084
Ok.
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what should I get for lunch?? it's either fish or idk something else mb
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>>5288089
Sushi!
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>>5288089
if i remember correctly, last time it wasn't fish
so
fish :3
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>>5288089
>implying it's not almost 12 am
Time for bed, not lunch ya crazy goober.
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>>5288089
Get an egg sandwich
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>>5288030
Still there?
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>>5288094
Lose weight and it will be fine.
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>>5287879
sure
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>>5288098
Yes
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>>5288102
Ask someone here how to get hormones, they will help.
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>>5288100
i'm jelly of your eyes desu
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pshh get outta my thread kid
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>>5288021
No one rated my eye
:/
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The night crowd sure is boring these days. Time to occupy my time elsewhere.
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How to kill yourself without gun or drugs?
I can't live with this dysphoria anymore.
American's really need to check their gun privilege.
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>>5288112
eat shit
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do i have man eyes?
https://vid.
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>tfw up at 5 AM with twingy twitchy legs because my muscles are assholes
fuckkkk
at least I get to squeeze my painful booblets
~they're growing~ :D
>>5287764
I think you need to try some female grooming before anyone can really give you a sensible idea of what to expect on HRT. Those eyebrows especially but also skincare, shaving etc... not to mention that that'll make you feel a bit better anyway
>>5288044
"thick" I think
>>5288051
nah
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>>5288113
bridge, train, ocean, cliff
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>going away with friends this weekend
>realise i cant wear my old swimmers
Should I buy a bikini?
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>>5287929
Wait... That picture size, the focus on the eyes, the stupid photoshop filters. That seems REALLY familiar. Lol should have known it was you Angie filling these threads with malicious autism. You're a total bitch. You're worse than kayla and you're so fugly you can't even post a full picture of your face.
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>>5288113
Well there`s hanging. There`s jumping off a cliff or building. You could get hit by a bus. Get involved with drug cartels, do something to piss them off, and let THEM shoot you.
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How to get hormones?
>>5288111
Checked. Your eyes are fairly natural, comparable to a teen, not leaning too far either way.
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>>5288115
>https://vid.
>me/G8gG
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>>5288122
Fair enough
I tried opening my eyes more cuz I squint a lot
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>>5288117
>bridge
how high does it have to be?
we don't really have any high ones here but I guess the water is freezing during winter
>train
too messy
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>>5288115
>edgar giving others advice on how to look feminine
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>>5288108
T-thanks ;_;
They're sad eyes though, and they don't really work that well.
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>>5288115
Dispraxic?
How to get hormones?
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>>5288122
>How to get hormones?
All day chemist .com
Buy 100mg Aladactone pills, get a several month supply. Also buy Progynova 2mg pills, and get a several month supply. They ship to your door and should cost like $200 bucks.
Once you get them take 200mg aladactone a day and 4mg progynova a day, read more about it here and try to get a doctor to run your blood levels.
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>>5288130
yeah it's dyspraxia
qhi.co.uk for hormones if you're uk
alldaychemist.com if you're usa
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i miss gem
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>>5288129
sad eyes are cute though, which means you have cute eyes
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>>5288134
>qhi
>buying shitty spiro
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>>5288126
Pretty high. You can survive from pretty far up depending on how you land.
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>>5288100
Also contributing
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>>5288139
where do you get yours from in the uk then?
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>>5288129
they look like my first gf's eyes, you definitely have cis girl eyes
i think they're really nice!
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>tfw can't even pass after two years of hrt and enough effort to where most people pass
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Hello /mtfg/
How are you all today?
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I wish chasers would start posting here again. At least they kept this place entertaining.
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>>5288144
Well i'm yuro but ihp.
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>>5288148
we can pretend to chase eachother
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>>5288147
hi kuppy, grats on the trip!
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>>5288148
I wish all the trips pretending to be anon would go away from here. They add nothing to these threads.
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>>5288146
I was walking home, wearing my work pants and a boy shirt, and a group of feral 10 year olds started yelling dyke at me, which eventually became slut. So I had a crowd screaming dyke and slut at me.
Passing is fun.
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>>5288150
handy if you have a prescription
anyway, my nipples have started hurting 3 weeks in, right on schedule
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>>5288153
What about all the anons pretending to be trips?
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>>5288152
Ty Kiwi
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>>5288147
i went on a date today with a qt transgirl and we kissed!
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>>5288158
Lets get rid of all of them.
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>>5288154
Thanks.
I've only been gendered female by hugboxing doctors, everyone tells me I will never pass.
>>5288157
You don't need a prescription.
>>5288140
What if you land in water?
I can't think of any high bridges except for one above water.
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>>5288161
Awesome
Hope you had fun
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>>5288166
are you germadrawanon or someone else
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>>5288140
Molester eyes is the worst trip so far.
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>>5288168
Nope
Drawanon gave me the pic and I wanted to use it because it's really good
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>>5288154
dyke and slut are girl insults tho. gg you made it; dyke-slut
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>>5288165
If you hit water fast enough it compacts more rapidly than you can move through it. It will effectively act like concrete.
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>>5288132
>>5288134
Thanks, now I can die in peace.
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>>5288173
oh dang
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>>5288137
;>//////<
>>5288145
Thank you kiwi ;_;
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>>5288147
Im well, I met a really nice girl from here by just talking about food!
How are you?
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>>5288148
Maki doesn't even post on gaygen anymore.
I think hes trying to completely move on from everything.
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>>5288176
welcome to our flock sister
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>>5288154
I got called a faggot on my way home today; _;
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>>5288169
First time I've been told I look like a molester :|
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>>5288175
Is 41 meters high enough?
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>>5288184
I can see the hot topic merchandise in your eyes.
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>>5288185
No
150 feet (46 metres) or higher on land, and 250 feet (76 metres) or more on water, is 95% to 98% fatal.
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>>5288184
You look like you've seen a lot of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome in the mirror during your life.
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>>5288187
Well there's cold water at the bottom.
What do I do then?
I need to die so badly.
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>>5288183
I live here, so being trans is 'fun'
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/the-ice-town-where-meth-use-is-so-rampant-it-has-been-nicknamed-the-south-pole/news-story/44f2f485d5b2ac2099bca6c2a57b3b80
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I love my eyes <3
I also have a beauty mark under my left eye but I cropped it out cause I hate my wide nose :/
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>>5288183
It was probably by Jormy.
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>>
> people posting eyes
>tfw every time we made eye contact she would giggle and say "you have really pretty eyes."
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>>5288198
>tfw shes out there are you're just leaving her to die
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>>5288196
>implying i ever go outside
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>>5288197
I should wait until it's like -15c right?
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>>5288193
As do I, being strayan is the best, right?
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>>5288197
You should use baggy paper bags to hide your face though
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>>5288133
I wanna be rated too ;-;
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>>5288202
> implying there isn't anything I can do other than call the police and have them file an unsolved missing persons
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>>5288206
It's great except when hot and which point I want to move to Siberia or something
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>>5288206
Two people from /mtfg/ live in a town of 4540 in the middle of nowhere?
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>tfw you have man eyes
;~~;
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>>5288212
Yay! thank you anon-kun!
Now here's the game: what fetishes?
>>
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>>5288219
>tfw you have real man eyes and people who will easily pass just shitpost
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>>5288222
Because it's a three hour drive and I don't have a car and it would be silly if I survived.
I think people have drowned in winter water without falling before.
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>>5288220
Transvestietism
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>>5288218
Haha nope, I live in melb'n.
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>>5288218
She might live in Dubbo, it's also a shithole and 20 minutes away
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Why did Angie pay 20k to have her face caved in when she could have thrown herself in front of cars? When Angie goes home for Thanksgiving which landfill does she choose? If an Angie kills itself does it really make a sound?
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>>5288229
That's sorta one I guess. It's more complected than that though.
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>>5288234
trip on angie
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>>5288230
woohoo
another Melburnian
What's up?
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Morning mtfg.
How are your mornings / nights going?
4hours of sleep here, still havent heard from bf. 36hours already.. Ugh. Just want to cancel entire day and cry
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>>5288182
>our flock sister
I'm cis-male and plan to stay that way. But I shall accept the title 'flock sister'
>>5288187
You reach terminal velocity after 450 m (about 1,500 ft) which people have survived. But after that you can just add height for a exhilarating last moment.
>>5288192
Suicide is not the answer, regardless of my enthusiasm over physics. I would say something else but it would be too general and non-personal. But statistically speaking you are fairly likely to regret suicide in the long run. It's sounds stupid but trust me.
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Why's everything so hostile here?
Like legitimately hostile. Not even just shitposts.
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What do you think Elanna and Bexe say to each other in their lewd chats?
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>>5288222
You should stop traumatizing small children with your existence
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>>5288240
;-;
Anon get some rest, it will be for the best
Hope you get better and your boyfriend calls
>>
look into the eyes of an apex predator
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>>
> Tfw co-worker invited me to thanksgiving where there well be copious amounts of alcohol, weed, and tasty food.
I'm gonna need it desu
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Best eyes: Elanna
Worst eyes: Kayla
Shit is fact desu
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>>5288238
Hi Angie
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>>5288248
no u, I am the molesterest
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>>5288250
I find the fact that you're so self absorbed strangely hot.
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>>5288241
Suicide is better than never passing or living as a man.
>>5288249
I've been like that on and off for 6 years, it doesn't end and i'll never pass.
Depression just gets worse the longer I live as man.
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>>5288252
>tfw I'm not worst eyes.
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>>5288258
Have you actually tried anti depressants? And if yes, have you tried different kinds?
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>>5288243
I'd just want to know which one of them is the dom.
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>>5288243
transbian garbage not suitable for a christian imageboard tbqh
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>>5288266
i can probably tell you the answer to this question...
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>>5288270
Kill yourself, Christ would approve.
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>>5288257
> self absorbed
Plz no bully
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>>5288270
When we going on the Crusade desu?
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>>5288264
Three times, two different kinds and I also took seroquel.
They don't really help.
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>>5288271
When will you post the database of all the info you're gathering on everyone here?
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Heard this is the joint where the cool hons get festive.
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>>5288279
Heard you touch yourself to anthropomorphic ponies, hon
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>>5288277
have you tried getting fucked in the ass really hard?
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>>5288243
Right now we're talking about video games, it's pretty sexy.
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Amy Victoria (ID: !!9nQRK+UQp9q)
2015-11-25 06:29:54
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>tfw man eyes and man nose and man brow
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>>5288282
have you tried go fucking yourself really hard?
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>>5288271
>tfw Elanna will never dom you.
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>>5288252
eye tierlist when
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>>5288243
>tfw discussing analog vs digital input in shmups
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>>5288282
No, having sex as a man is disgusting.
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>>5288258
I'm honestly not up to the task of the whole talk down. Besides, there's not much you can say to a total stranger that they haven't heard. So instead I want you to do something for me. My only wish.
If you do kill yourself. I want you to hang yourself. But tie the rope to a doorknob before looping it over the door. And tape a sharp knife to your hand. So if you change your mind all you have to do is cut yourself down. But if it's what you want, you will take it a watch yourself loose consciousness, being absolute to the end. If I'm right you'll cut the rope. If you are....you know the rest.
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>>5288283
>>5288290
Oh baby.
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>>5288284
Everybody post brow bones
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Amy Victoria (ID: !!9nQRK+UQp9q)
2015-11-25 06:32:35
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> Tfw fucking android
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>>5288297
You should lubricate your wrists so you can slash them fast enough
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>>5288299
fuck no
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>>5288288
>tfw bad eyes
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>>5288301
Nice eyes
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>>5288295
Hanging can easily go wrong and not kill you though.
But sure I guess.
>>5288308
I'd rather not do anything to my body, showering is bad enough.
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>>5288243
>What do you think Elanna and Bexe say to each other in their lewd chats?
cute girl things tbqh
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>>5288272
haha, I think you are mistaken,
"Do you not know that you are God's temple and that God's Spirit dwells in you? If anyone destroys God's temple, God will destroy him. For God's temple is holy, and you are that temple." 1 Corinthians 3:16-17
What Bible are you reading?
>>5288276
Personally I am waiting till Papa Francis endorses it, but I have been itching to go. Hopefully soon though
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>>5288229
No but seriously, I'm sorta uncomfortable with my body.
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>tfw you can't believe you posted this and it's forever archived
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1445/64/1445647056623.jpg
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>>5288317
Why the maid outfit though?
You went from 0 to fetish in a single picture.
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>>5288281
You fuCKING BET hon.
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>>5288311
Is there any reason you can't get surgery? Are you on HRT?
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>>5288322
I was board.
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>>5288321
I came.
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>>5288321
DDOS love is over
But I saved the image
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>>5288313
Popey Francey is too peaceful though, we gotta wait a bit
>What Bible are you reading?
She's a heathen who reads from the Jewish or Islamic texts
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>>5288321
You're hot.
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>>5288287
>tfw won't dom anyone
I'll give you a hint why ;_;
>>5288312
O-only sometimes >////<
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>>5288321
faye you're making me gay, stop
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>>5288326
I've been on hrt for two years and i'm too uncomfortable being a man to get a job and save up for surgery.
Three years next summer but they didn't really help me at all.
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>>5288321
That's actually a really nice pair of boobs.
> Tfw infinitely wide boobs that will have no cleavage no matter how large they grow
> Tfw boobs have stopped growing and all never be more than a b cup
> Tfw no mega milks
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>>5288337
there is absolutely nothing gay about two girls being lewd with each other.
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>>5288311
>Hanging can easily go wrong
Examples? Besides shit rope or intervention.
>>5288341
Fuck the double standards. Every single one of them
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>>5288341
No, it's honestly pretty gay
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All these people posting their eyes makes me wanna ask, how do I get rid of the grey and lines under my eyes? Just getting enough sleep until they go away?
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>>5288347
I dunno but my biggest fear is ending up with brain damage instead of dying.
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>>5288347
>Fuck the double standards. Every single one of them
w-what
>>5288351
w-w-w-what
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>>5288354
Idk
I have bags under my eyes but for some reason they don't show up on cam.
You could try sleep or maybe make-up
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> Tfw life is suffering
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>>5288351
>>5288337
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>>5288354
check r/skincareaddiction, they have a guide in the sidebar
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Eh, why did I just waste 10 dollarydoos on these?
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>>5288365
NAT
A
T
when are we hanging out
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>tfw you don't have Elanna or Bexe on Skype but are rooting for them and think they'd be mega fun people to talk to
I just want neat friends ;-;
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I want tits and to look like a girl, but I am okay with being a guy. Am I trans?
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>>5288363
lmao goddamnit, alpha'd again
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>>5288362
What are you talking about life is great? ;-;
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>>5288371
Why do you want tits and to look like a girl? Is it a fetish or cosmetic for you? Are you really okay as a guy? If so, could you even see yourself in the far future as a woman?
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>>5288371
are you really ok with being a guy or just telling yourself that to stay sane?
repression is one hell of a drug
>>
Where do I apply to be a trip? What are the qualifications?
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>>5288369
when i can leave my house! with transportation! and not crippling anxiety!
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>>5288371
Do you experience dysphoria? Sounds like no. So no. Go stick your dick in another breathing human maybe that'll get rid of your fetish.
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>>5288379
None at all, come join us senpai
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>>5288379
you need to cash in at least 500 tranny points pham
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>take pic of face with bangs covering one of the worst parts
>don't even look slightly feminine after 2 years of hrt
>huge man nose
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>>5288386
Where can I get more tranny points, it seems I'm on them?
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>>5288351
you know what's even more gay?
game mechanics
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>>5288362
so is your gf's wallet
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>>5288363
you troller
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>>5288358
>implying you can't get brain damage during literally any other form of suicide. In most other you won't even get very bad brain damage, just enough to fuck your hand/eye. And then you'l have to deal with the injuries from said failure until you bleed out or help comes from which you be treated and have to go through years of physical therapy and be physically deformed for life. Plus hanging you can still have an open casket.
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>>5288341
Its pretty much the definition of gay~
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>>5288375
I've basically always wanted to look like my sister.
I think it's cosmetic. This isn't related to gender, but I always end up on the bottom in my relationships wishing I had femme parts, but I do love my dick too.
>>5288377
I don't know. I think I'm okay. I'm not depressed about it.
>>5288383
Is dysphoria a requirement? I get frustrated I don't have femme parts, but I'm fine with my male parts. I don't know what you're saying with the sex though. Ive been on top and bottom with boys girls transmen and transwomen (only top with transwomen actually), but I still stay the same.
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>>5288398
Shit I forgot to hit enter after the greentext.
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>masculine or feminine eyes
What meme is this
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>>5288379
One butt pic is all thats required.
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>>5288391
More like gay mechanics :0
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>>5288399
only if you want to believe in facts
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>>5288404
I didn't post butt
I cheat the system
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>>5288398
I'm very dumb and bad at doing anything really so I think it would be easier to sudoku in a way that can't go wrong.
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>>5288401
you're not trans, you're just a fetishist
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>>5288407
Sheen we've been over this it's not just practicing for boys. Leave the anon be.
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>>5288408
Reported.
Enjoy your ban.
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>>5288391
Definitely, and nothing turns me on more than hearing about score and damage multipliers. >////<
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>>5288405
Do you just go out of your way to legitimately hurt people?
Everyone's afraid of you. You win can you just leave.
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>>5288416
Well then :/
Goodbye everyone
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>>5288388
>>5288390
you can gain tranny points by posting cute photos or doing tranny things.
tranny things including eating pizza, whining about no bf, watching anime, or getting daydrunk. Hope this cleared things up!
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>>5288412
Can you be transexual without being transgendered?
>>
Where do I apply to get the free (You) 's?
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>>5288421
>Guys I'm eating pizza
>I have no bf that sucks
>Who here watching uh (what are all the kids watching these days) Love Live?
>I'm so drunk and it's not even night yet
How many points do I get?
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i bought an emoji pillow today
now i just want a kaomoji pillow and a dragon quest slime pillow
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>>5288420
Quick! Post butt before a mod gets here.
>>
Ask for a (You) and you won't receive one, Cricket.
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>>5288424
Anon you can do whatever the fuck with your body. You need to understand the consequences of transitioning and seriously think about it, however.
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>>5288418
...No : ]
If Im treated well I react with positivity. If every single post directed at me is vitriol and hate I become more and more negative. I'm a Chinese fingertrap.
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>>5288432
Whats with all the new trips popping up?
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>>5288437
Why were you a trip in the first place? Why are any of you trips? What actual purpose is there in you tripping? Same reasons you have for tripping is gonna be why there`s new trips.
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I just realised how creepy I must sound, I'm just saying things for jokes because memes but I'm genuinely disgusting so I am probably scaring people away because I can't help but act creepy even when I'm just innocently trying to be funny because its better than being depressed.
I hate this life.
>>
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>>5288428
37.5, its a good start, soon you should have enough to redeem for prizes
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>>5288443
I go down on you tbdesu fampai
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>>5288417
told you i have a thing for game feel
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Where has Ufufu been the past few days?
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>>5288451
>feminine boy becomes feminine girl
wow amazing
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>>5288446
What can I win? A female body?
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>>5288452
she's here
>>>/r9k/24514451
>>
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>>5288456
I want ufufu to love me ;;
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>>5288456
wow I guess I could have a loser shut-in boyfriend if I had ufufu's tits too
>>
My camera is shit but the sky is adj beautiful tonight.
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>>5288456
That image has been posted before, It's obviously fake.
Also doesn't Ufufu have a gf?
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Do you get any advice here if you post face or is it just a trip circlejerk?
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Amy Victoria (ID: !!9nQRK+UQp9q)
2015-11-25 07:17:26
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>>5288466
Forgot image
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>>5288468
You get advice and shitposting.
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>>5288455
no,
what you can get is comfort food, clothes, makeup, and if you save up enough, maybe even ffs or srs.
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>>5288467
she has a gf, and that corset and that tatoo
>>
If I wanna touch your butts, what's the best dating site to go on?
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>>5288478
Yeah, because I posted that image, lol
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>>5288473
Well then
that's good enough I guess
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>>5288481
Seduce me here!
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edie's bloggin& (ID: !!8AhHSGD36ji)
2015-11-25 07:22:59
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hihi! um so day 1 with my family has been good. although literally everyone is obsessed with my skin and everrrryyyy single woman in my family wants me to teach them how to do their makeup. and my family is entirely women, like literally. so i'm doing a class with them tomorrow lmfao. also i have to go talk to my mom's friend's daughter about it too cause she wants to be a makeup artist.
my mom and i went shoppin and i spent like ...400$? i bought the most gorgeous pastel pink winter coat, a black trench coat, new american apparel clothes, blouses from express, a cashmere sweater and skirt from anne taylor etc.... we went to these outlets so literally everything was 50% or more off so i saved SO much money. prob saved like 600$ not even kidding.
that's basically been my day tho! how has your day been mtfg? did you do anything nice?
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>>5288481
Lotsa trips hook up here actually.
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>>5288482
but you're maki
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>>5288490
Ive been good but now Im really jealous of you :<
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Is draw anon still around?
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>>5288493
SInce when am I maki?
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>look back at old pics
>tfw you would've passed better at 3 months hrt than now
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>>5288512
What're you doing differently?
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>>5288512
tfw
stupid trans websites told me to wait until I was older
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>>5288513
I have long hair now and I look much more masculine than I did at 3 months.
Two years hrt btw.
I can see why I used to be so naive about transitioning though.
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>>5288490
umm my day has been pretty good i just got lunch and have to do some course work rn tho ;~;
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>>5288512
>tfw you order new mones because you're about to hit month 3
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>>5288490
I'm having a bad week, feeling dysphoric and upset and not sleeping well and its hot and I'm anxious about money
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>>5288519
but why do you look more masculine?
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>>5288490
>that's basically been my day tho! how has your day been mtfg? did you do anything nice?
My gf is missing, I learned hr is taking over scheduling at work and that I might not have a full time job in a month, and I spent 8 hours working a soul draining job.
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How do you all pay for your mones and such? What do you do for a living?
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>>5288538
where do you work?
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>>5288519
Need pics to verify.
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>>5288534
I don't know, i'm just a depressed mess now and somehow my face became much more masculine.
Maybe the changes from hrt didn't make me feminine if I got any changes at all that is.
If only I could've been cis. ;_;
>>5288543
Why
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>>5288542
You think I'm stupid enough to post where I work on 4chin?
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>>5288548
What company or what do you do at least?
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>>5288539
>not living in a socialist utopia where you get free money just for existing
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>>5288548
i don't need the gotding address of your work more like 'grocery store' or 'restaurant' but nevermind i have lost interest in talking to you
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>>5288552
For what?
I don't want to be bullied.
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>>5288554
I work in at a big thrift store in retail
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>>5288555
Best country desu
Nice trips btw
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>>5288554
Software engineer
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>>5288563
It will certainly be better than fast food. And if you work at an actual retail store then it'll be the easiest shit.
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>>5288555
h-how
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>>5288558
I won't bully you <3
I don't know why I want to see you so badly, but I do.
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>>5288567
I-I-I like the way you hooked that echo...
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>>5288572
I think Norway does this if you can prove you're not fit to work.
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>>5288572
Thats not a lot of money Kit : <
Thats less than minimum wage.
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>>5288555
>tfw on welfare but would rather be working fulltime
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>>5288563
>tfw no car because you need 120 hours of experience with someone teaching you here and my parents are too lazy to teach me
>>5288567
>tfw didn't realise i could get it until last december
>tfw could have had another free 30k
;~;
>>5288572
Youth allowance, you should be able to get it since you're studying
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>>5288555
>bragging about being on welfare
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>>5288584
In my state I needed 50 hours before I turned 18. But I could fake said 50 hours because there is no way to verify it other than be being bad at driving.
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>>5288582
have you no self respect? go wash dishes if you have to.
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>>5288584
>tfw no car because you need 120 hours of experience with someone teaching you here and my parents are too lazy to teach me
How many hours you got down Jörmy?
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>>5288572
if you're studying you get free money (even if you have a job)
if you are unemployed or completely broken (like me) you get money
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Tfw buying a car next month /o/
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>>5288573
I just look like a man, no point in posting.
My only good feature is my not visible adams apple.
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>>5288584
Laziness runs in your family
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>>5288588
i do have self-respect, the problem is that i've also got an anxiety disorder that has lost me several jobs before
i'm working on it
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>>5288596
how did you get fired for having anxiety? did you not show up or something?
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>>5288581
Jake Gibbons is a rich kid that lives with his parents and has all of his basic needs provided for him. He spends that welfare money on his toy collection and vidya.
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Someone hold me quick, Im watching the 3 LotR movie and Im terrified of spiders and boy is there a lot of spiders in this movie. I wanna hide my head against someone. ;;
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>>5288584
driving is amazing, nobody in my family would help either.
I ended up having to get lessons when I was like 25 and super nervous and my brother who I was living with and his then girlfriend now ex wife were laughing at me and that made me more nervous but I eventually got my license and now I even drive into the city!
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>>5288602
We can tell who you take after then
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>>5288605
Your weird obsession with jormy is way more pathetic than whatever you think is wrong with her senpai
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> Tfw want to go to bed but never wake up
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>>5288614
trip on jormy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9B60dqDAho
Would you date this qt, /mtfg/?
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>>5288594
Aww kay..
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>>5288614
Trip on Jake. :^)
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>>5288623
Id never be able to forget about this ad so no, I couldnt.
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>>5288610
its nice, but winter is just rolling in here, and this will be my first time snow driving, pretty nervous
>>5288615
iktf
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>>5288617
He's a dick so why not.
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>>5288602
>My dad was a bad influence desu, until recently he hadn't had a job for 10 years
well he was too lazy to look up what those pills are and what they are used for
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>>5288604
yeah i would call in sick too much, get sick once i was there or lock up and be unable to function at all, take frequent breaks to go to the bathroom and cry or do breathing exercises, things like that
i'm not proud of it and i'm not happy suckling on the government teat
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new one
>>5288551
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>>5288630
Ugh because... shits already hard for her, all of us. You dont see her doing that to other people. Whatever its not like anyone listens to me : /
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>>5288641
maybe you should remember that next time you and kayla have a fight
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>>5288645
Ive never doxed Kayla and she needs a real therapist tbqh
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He does more shit than you know. He's a fucking dick that deserves no sympathy. He laughs and misgenders others all the time.
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>trained to drive by mother
>has class a cdl
>5 speed civic through mountains
>she leans back
>says good luck
Now I've driven for Subaru, and trained workers on manual transmission with a GM company. Driving is love. Driving is life.
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>>5288656
OK well that's no reason to misgender her.
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