Vincent Price edition
old >>5285530
>>5286413
you get rid of internalized homophobia by either not being gay stupid
find a new fetish retard if youre into flat chest fuck i dont know go after women with small breast or something
if youre into abs get some chick whos at the gym 24/7
it aint that hard dumbo
>>5286429
im no twink but i sure as hell aint some manly man man
how about you stop lusting for men get a haircut and start acting normal for once huh?
>>5286761
>i am giving up shitposting
>i am leaving gaygen
the newest peep show is so good.
Jez is a fgt
tfw no bf
>Someone says "I'm not like other gay guys"
>Is like every other gay guy
Who Is Fancy is so hot.
>>5286777
i never said id do anything much less leave this shithole
also its not shitposting just because you disagree with what i say you limp wristed fruitcake
>>5286784
Would be hot if he didn't look like he'd be sat in a make up chair for 3 hours.
>>5286783
that's why I only date straight guys
>>5286795
if they date you theyre not straight
dont throw that term around so loosly its an insult
uguu
post your 10/10s gaygen.
>>5286823
>be ugly as shit
>mfw I somehow a thread in my own image
>mfw I somehow succeed
now, does anyone else here like nasi goreng?
>>5286823
>post your 10/10s gaygen.
>>5286823
Don't think I have one. Why does your 10/10 have a receding hairline?
>>5286835
Leave
>>5286608
I don't keep favorites, they're hit and miss depending on the season.
Generally, the ones I have respect for are:
Ann D, Slimane (sometimes), Raf, Yohji, Donatella (pls no bully), McQueen, Galliano, Elbaz and Ossendrijver.
Tell me your favorite models, furfag. That's the important part.
>>5286688
qt
>>5286823
Boring.
>>5286827
Remove.
>>5286823
>>5286832
>mfw I somehow fuck up my spelling too
>>5286823
have none but its probably some east asian chick tbqhwy
>tfw so tired of shitposting I called up one of my exs so we can go urban exploring again
New but old hobby of mine lads
What are the best sleeping pills to an-hero gaygen?
>>5286823
awrgh so many qts out there i cant make up my mind
>it will hit 1k ratings on rym soon
>will get shit on for being too popular soon
god i hate this
>>5286888
sleeping pills won't kill you
>>5286823
>tfw so narcissistic I want to post myself
>>5286854
bitch what did you even try to say
>>5286909
Ur not alone bbz
>>5286901
not even with booze?
>>5286920
I just love exploring and getting into places I shouldn't. I want to take it somewhat serious. There's this girl I used to explore with all the time and we would just go everywhere and have fun. That was when we were both druggies so wed take drugs and just explore. I really miss those days even though I was an alcoholic druggie that was 130 pounds I had a bunch of fun. I wish I could go back with the same mentality I have now and be better but still it was fun.
>>5286928
No, even with booze...
taking pills to kill yourself is a lot more painful than people think
you'll be in agonizing pain for hours and your chances of dying are very slim
Just hang yourself, anon
success rate is much higher
>>5286933
thats dull and i don't have anywhere to hang
i was hoping my system would go into shock, i'd pass out, and i'd just sort of die from there
i mean know like paracetemol, aspirin, and pain killers in general aren't any good for suicide
>mfw I don't know wether to be a qt femboy or masc
I think I can pull of both pretty well. I kinda look like a girl when I'm clean shaved.
>>5286956
jus b urself :)
>>5286940
you should be happy
being straight is the greatest gift a man can receive
its a gift most of us are fortunate enough to receive but blindly spit at because of its commonity
trust me this is a gift and you should be happy for it and try to spread the joy of being straight to as many as you can
>>5286823
I love Turks but I hate Turkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TeZMGx4q6c
;_;
>>5286916
fuck u
>>5286986
kind of looks like me if i started lifting and the t kicked back in faster.
I wish I had even an average penis so I could just do random porn stuff without it being the focus of the porn.
>>5286969
OK. And how should I spread the gift of my straightness?
>gay buttsecks rite??????
>>5287006
dont just brush this off as a joke dude
talk to homos about how being gay is wrong and that theyre just fooling themselves out of true happiness
just like you(i assume) i want the best for homos and the best for them is being straight
either way im going to bed
give them hell champ!
>>5286761
that barely made sense and I still hate myself for liking dick but thanks for your help
>tfw still haven't been given the gift
Why did gaygen die so quickly?
>>5287062
FeelsGoodMan.png
u should get it
I hate niggers
>>5287101
Gays have no motivations.
>>5287101
Sometimes death is the peaceful answer, Anon.
Gaygen...outside of getting a boyfriend or a relationship, what do you plan to achieve in life?
I feel like I have no dreams after my relationship ending because I based them all around said relationship. Terrible mistake.
Anyway, now I feel like I have no long term goals anymore. Right now it's just "get a good job". Not very exciting. So what do you guys want to do?
>>5287123
I have tons of goals and ambitions and I am a very ambitious person.
>>5287123
To live a quiet life in the country...with my bf.
I've never been ambitious, or really had big, long term goals.
>>5287123
i want this web comic i've been slaving on to be well received and set me up for more artistic ventures.
but yeah i want a bf and kids and i want to be a good dad and i want to be a good husband.
>>5287123
>I feel like I have no dreams after my relationship ending because I based them all around said relationship.
Yeah, I made the same mistake. When my last relationship ended I didn't know what to do with my life anymore.
I learned that finding long term goals can be difficult sometimes, since it's hard to know exactly what you want to do with your life.
So I started to aim to short term goales. Really short term. Like, going back to college, get good grades, get a job, etc.
It made me to get in motion, and some long term goals started appearing. Moving to the city in which I want to live, finishing my studies, getting a job in that area, etc.
>>5287133
Ok but specifically what is it that you plan on doing?
I'm just curious to see what you guys dream of
>>5287123
I want a job where I can help people, or become history teacher. But I'm worried because teacher these days are getting more and more liberal and I'm afraid I'm not liberal enough, I'm more traditional and I don't want to brainwash students.
>>5287123
eventually i plan to move to tokyo and teach english there because when i visited it just felt like the perfect place to live, also i'd like to write my book but I really haven't gotten around to it yet. Other than that idk desu
>tfw you're slowly going crazy
>>5287149
Short term survive for four months without getting into trouble
After that get a career that I love doing and traveling the world and being alive
Hopefully find the one that my heart falls for in Japan since I know Japanese anyway but never practiced it speaking.
I want to adopt a kid since there's too many people already and I don't give a shit about muh genetic family lineage XD
Honestly though for today my struggle is just getting myself out of trouble and trying to stay positive when everything is so negative but I fucking try and I try harder than probably everyone else because I want to succeed and I know that I am going to.
I know id be a good father. I have tons of quities that others struggle with. I may not be the best genetics wise but fuck do I do everything else great.
>>5287160
My high school wasn't really like that and I only graduated in 2012, I don't think it's as bad as what you see in the media. Seems like mostly universities are effected by that SJ nonsense.
Then again, it was a Catholic school in a country town.
>>5287167
You didn't answer my question, furfag.
FAVORITE MODELFUS, NOW.
>>5287169
>slowly
>>5287169
How? Anxiety?
>http://youtu.be/pB65TUgFFzM
>tfw my life will never be as peaceful as this song
>>5287175
it's just a little cough
I'm no crazy
>>5287145
>>5287146
I understand the thought process because I was the same way but honestly I think I've learned its risky to make having a partner a life goal.
Unless maybe you're like 30 or 40 but I'm only 25. I want to be able to look back on something to be proud of myself I guess. Having a bf is nice, but the rug can be pulled from under you at any time.
>>5287148
Maybe you're right. I guess I should focus on the small time stuff now. I'm mostly just trying to figure out how to become a better person I guess. I'd like to get a job and workout more but everything else is just sort of a blur future wise.
Then again I'm a very anxious person so maybe I am stressing over nothing.
>>5287123
travel to mexico
go to el chapos mansion and shoot him in the head
become biggest drug lord in america by default
go on to be CEO of the transnational drug trade after that i guess
then do cocaine and get bjs from qts until i kill myself of apathy
life goals
>>5287175
hmmmmmm
pic related for his design talent i think.
>>5287192
i know this feel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNpCx_TDO24
>>5287183
I'm here for you
>>5287213
>>5287213
What? I almost slipped into the abyss of extreme anxiety and depression, luckily my mom was smart and saw that I was heading for disaster and scheduled an emergency psych eval for me. Honestly my meds might just be dampening the slide into darkness, but I feel like I would have def lost it if I continued on like that
>>5286846
>sp thinks to say samurbi is a 10/10 before he says his own husband is a 10/10
shame on you/10
Okay so the guy I've been telling you guys about just texted me. The last time we talked he stopped texting me and said he'd call the police. He texted me and I'm trying really hard to ignore it...
>>5287205
>Then again I'm a very anxious person so maybe I am stressing over nothing
I think everybody stress over this stuff to some extent. Sometimes I look at people and they seem to have their lives sorted out, but more often than not they still have the same doubts and uncertaintity as you and me.
The important part is that you're working to improve yourself. Keep doing that, and probably everything will start making sense at some point.
Or not, but that's not really a bad thing. A lot of people have no idea what they're doing and they still manage to do fine.
>>5287208
>Techshit
Well memed. Shouldn't have expected any better from /fa/.
>>5287245
Don't text him back retard
>>5287245
it's a trap. he wants to make you make him call the police.
>>5287236
can't blame him tho
samurbi is bae
>>5287236
Oh hush. Jupp is 11/10 hands down.
what is a cute feminine name for a penis
>>5287268
>>5287268
THOR
WAND OF THUNDER
THING OF WONDER
>>5287261
I'm going to fight you.
>>5287268
Elizabeth.
Okay I blocked him
>>5287268
i call mine roxie after my favorite pokemon gym leader :^)
>>5287276
lmaowtf?
>>5287276
worst him leader tho
well Ramos might be worse.
>>5287276
>Poison gym leader
POZZED.
>>5287273
You'll have to get through me fag. I would say I'd beat your ass into a pulp but you're obviously a skeleton so I'm gonna crush your bones into a powder.
>>5287261
>>5287288
d'aww you're cute.
>>5287288
>>5287276
That's pretty gay and feminine bqh
>>5287288
>you're obviously a skeleton
Usually. My butt has been getting pretty big though. O///O
Could still fuq you up, then molest your dumb dumb bf tbqh.
>>5287296
Also not a girl, not yet a woman.
>>5287304
No ass.
>>5287304
>Could still fuq you up, then molest your dumb dumb bf tbqh.
nevermind actually this is edgier
>>5287304
true true
>>5287302
yeah mb
>>5287308
post yours
>>5287315
Seconding this motion
>>5287304
Hey now heeey now~
No faaaat pooostiiiing now~
Am I an uggo
I feel like one
>>5287304
nice
now go get a sandwich for the love of everything that's good
>>5287304
you look disgusting
>>5287315
You think I'm gonna fall for that? You're more retarded than I previously thought.
>>5287319
do you ever feel any emotions
>>5287308
Hazukashiiii O//O
Seriously though, I want to hurt you and your gay bee eff.
>>5287317
DIE
>>5287319
Dopey, post TIDDIES ALREADY, HANS
FUCLK
>>5287320
No. I don't have any food atm, and don't want to go out while it's still sunny.
>>5287319
hmmmm post tum
>>5287326
yes, not in front of a camera though
>>5287319
Hey you know what I usually don't like redheads but I'd kiss ya. I don't think you're ugly. HOWEVER: You seem like you might be chubby and I am into chubby dudes.
>>5287327
>DIE
LIVE
>>5287319
Smile man. You're not uggo.
Today in I hate myself:
I saw a happy couple get a pregnancy test and kiss in the aisle
Men at publix are hot
I won't have a normal life
I want to die
>>5287331
well
work on that
>>5287340
there have been some breakthroughs in uterus transplants and some say that men will be able to get pregnant in ten or so years.
So you might live a more normal life thank you think! ^>^
>>5287334
Stay away from Hans, klein boy. At least until I cum on those qt tiddies.
>>5287337
I hate you so so much, my head's going all fuzzy rn.
mpreg is coming, be patient.
>>5287346
I don't want to get pregnant.
I don't want to be gay.
Honestly I think my life would be so much better and a lot of problems would go away if I were straight.
>>5287349
all long as there is mbortion
>>5287352
mbortion is a must
>>5287347
Maybe you should lie down for a bit.
>>5287349
>he's wearing fucking overalls
Ruins the whole picture, he's a qt Japanese anime boy, not some fucking hick farmer!
>>5287352
Best laugh I've had all day desu thanks
>>5287351
straight people have problems too
>>5287357
what else could guys wear that would be paternity friendly and not hurt the womb? please let me know i must prepare.
>>5287355
If I have sex with a top will they be gentle?
Im straight but I just want a big daddy to fuck me nicely when im on stimulants and call me sexy.
>>5287355
every time I see that pic I want to lick my screen.
>>5287355
Or I could just [WATERBOARD] you. I want to break your fat fucking legs while Jupp watches.
Tfw bored and tired. I havent been bored in so long, i dont even know what to do?
>>5287372
when I don't know what to do I usually look for porn that caters to my fetishes.
>>5287361
Yeah they can get pregnant and STDs and shit
Since they think anal sex causes AIDS they don't use condoms. They still think it causes AIDS but there's like 100 people at my school with AIDS ( they had to announce it to spread awareness or something ).
>>5287327
I've lost weight since this pic
>>5287377
i love this scene so much tbqh
>>5287376
But i dont want to porn
A star in the sky for everyone to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
>>5287380
Honestly your face is cute are you into long distance relationships? I'd definitely kiss you
>>5287380
S-so pink. God, pink nips and butthole are the cutest.
Would assault all those areas thoroughly while you beg me to stop in German.
>STOPP, STOPP, KLEIN BOY
>MEIN COCK PUSSY IS HURTEN
>>5287381
I'm really strong, you fat fuck.
I can stand up for a whole 20 seconds without feeling sleepy.
>>5287372
Same
I kinda want to play a game but im like what though?
>>5287393
>I can stand up for a whole 20 seconds without feeling sleepy.
I hope you're joking, /fa/non.
>>5287395
ughhhhhhh
>>5287398
tsk tsk
he wants you to tease him for being skelly and weak
>>5287404
Wasn't teasing. Was genuinely worried.
>>5287403
Aberpup, come sit on my lap.
>>5287388
n-no thanks
>>5287393
Thought you hated fatties
>>5287408
:3 yessssssss
>>5287398
O-of course I can..d-don't be ridiculous.
>>5287409
I hate fatties, but I like you.
>>5287408
Who would want to sit on your gross lap?
>>5287409
Seriously~?
Damn. Cause I'd still LDR with you. Hit me up, yeah?
>>5287380
Okay well you arent that chubby so I'm less excited now, your face still isn't bad though
>>5287406
I know but he's probably jerking off to your conversation.
trust me i'm a fantasy roleplay expert
>>5287383
yea it's hilarious
love this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raRpkgGs03I
>>5287417
>not that chubby
Behold my lower half
>>5287434
>No body hair
Yeah not doing it for me so much. You'll probably look better just working out and getting a good body
>>5287434
Looking swim suit ready anon
>>5287410
Atta pup
*ruffle*
>tfw no qt gorgeous handsome hunk daddy bf/husband
feels bad man
>>5287443
Thanks writer anon ;-;
Did you decide to get shitfaced alone or no?
>>5287434
I wanna smack you real good. Give you a nice pink belly, Hans.
>>5287443
I want to kill you.
>>5287451
David Gandy a shit.
>>5287451
Your standards may be a lil high, anon
>>5287434
I will solicit again.
LDR?
>>5287459
>>5287465
No children on my bridge
>>5287462
no, ldr's aren't real/aren't worth it
>>5287460
Give me your address, fucking cunt. I'm so fucking ready tbqh.
>>5287485
We both know if you came here, all you'd walk away with is a pounding and a bruised arse.
>>5287454
>david gandy
>shit
K
>>5287459
Tell me about it senpai ;_;
>>5287491
p-post address anyways
>>5287491
Yeah, but you'd be DEAAAAAAD.
Literally dead.
Like, fucking deceased.
God, I feel so fucking MAD?!?! today.
>>5287492
It's the truth.
>>5287494
What, why?
>>5287495
>opinion is fact
SHUT UP FGT AND LET ME JUST LOVE MY men... that I... will never have... ever
>>5287497
pounding bruising etc. sounds hot.
>>5287499
I reckon his face has another 5 or so years before he starts to look like a wet block of parmesan cheese.
>>5287507
Homo.
I'm tired
I need a nap.
>>5287522
That does not seem like my problem.
>no Kevin Lutolf bf
Marry, fuck, kill gaygen
You choose any three tripfags from gaygen
>>5287534
Marry booger or hitler, fuck 5652, kill rugby
>>5287534
Marry sludgepups
Fuck maki
Kill chauncey
>>5287534
Senpai.
Jupp.
Myself.
>>5287534
Marry Abe, Fuck 5652, Kill 5652.
>>5287534
marry 5652
fuck aced
kill christmas hitler
>>5287536
i do, anon, a thousand times i do.
>>5287451
Why are his nipples glowing
>tfw you realize your life is nothing more than an illusion
>tw you realize you're nothing but a primitive animal using the internet for primal needs
>>5287554
Cause he's gay
>>5287554
Back to the asylum, tranny.
1. Why are there so damn many namefags? It's an epic cast of thousands.
2. Do I lose more gay points for liking Asians as well as twinks and fems? I feel like the rules for Asians are just different. What with the sideways anus.
3
>>5287349
Sauce?
>>5287317
>Hey now heeey now~
>No faaaat pooostiiiing now~
I swear that one of these days if I keep seeing this I am going to strip down get a camera and post my 358 lb ass on here.
>>5287565
google omegaverse. there was thing on tumblr for a while. really hot stuff if you like mpreg. i think a lot of it is shit though like superwholock bullshit. the free! stuff is good though.
What does guy butt taste like?
As a virgin, I'm always fantasizing rimming cute guys...
>>5287371
DAMN IT I have asked you before, please stop posting this ugly flat chested woman.
What's gaygens opinions of buddhism and paganism?
>>5287585
>so you are a fast swimmer after all, Rei
>mfw
>>5287586
it should taste like skin if it's clean
if not it will probably taste like sweat and shit
>>5287586
Take a shower, clean your butt
Take your hand, rub it around your newly washed butt
Lick hand
>>5287593
>it should taste like skin if it's clean
I might as well lick his hand then...
>>5287585
Yeah, Genghis Khan style Impregnation is pretty much the only downside of gheylyfe so this looks fun. Thanks, pal
>>5287597
wtf did you think it would taste like?
it's skin and if it's clean it will taste like regular skin
the anus doesn't have special sugar sweet secretions that make you high as balls and horny as fuck
stop being stupid
>>5287593
it's cuuute. no bully.
>>5287586
Sometimes it smells a little weird but usually gay guys are much more conscious of keeping a clean hole so it isnt bad, plus youre horny and distracted. Kinda bitter if dirty. It sucks.
>>5287604
Awww booger wants to be a MOMMMMMMY XD
>>5287603
Don't tell me what to do
>>5287603
Transhuman genetic modified sugar anuses when?
>>5287591
It's a boy, Anon. A cute boy, who I'm in love with!
>>5287599
Am I going to have to break out the straight jacket, mask and trolley?
>>5287604
KissXSis style Free! spinoff when?
>>5287564
Hey, douche bag. Leave Circe alone.
>>5287586
Like salty coins and milk of course
>>5287540
Don't kill me... I'm becoming less annoying.
>>5287619
I'm just picking on you you'll be a great gay maternal father to some lucky guy and child tbqh...
>>5287619
Stay at home dads are the best
>>5287618
Oh, I don't mind, honestly.
He's actually flirting me.
I know it looks fucked up but trust me.
Sweet of you to comment ( <3 ) but leave it be, kind sirrah.
>>5287612
>It's a boy, Anon. A cute boy
well from here that is quite questionable., but whatever floats your boat, just messing with you because your such an ass about what other people like.
>>5287411
Holy shit eat a donut or something
>>5287584
yes pls
>>5287620
i can go /co/ if you like?
>>5287627
if i could work at home while taking care of my child i would love that.
>>5287626
awww thank you. it's a dream of mine. ;~~;
>>5287625
I remember you had some kind of autism attack on that one namefag "Đ–".
Like: "THIS IS MY BBY DONT TOUCH MY BBY" etc
You have gotten much less autistic since then, congrats
>>5287618
[REMOVE]
>>5287619
Me 2.
>>5287623
Die, he has the qtest jawline ever.
>>5287629
Do you want solitary, boi? Well, you probably do. I'll just beat you instead.
Break those tranny ass thumbs of yours and make you knit me some socks, I will.
>>5287630
I'm very polite, I just feel a little funny in the head atm.
>>5287633
No u.
>>5287625
Lol I wouldn't actually kill you. Youre the most annoying but so am I. I don't even dislike you. You seem like a decent kid.
>>5287640
Sure. Also I'm amazed you didn't list to kill me.
>>5287637
No don't go
>>5287639
I actually wonder what happened to him. I remember he said he was fem and worked at CVS pharmacy as a cashier.
>>5287642
>you seem like a pretty decent kid
T-thanks.. I try.
>>5287627
This is true. And maternal gay stay at home booger dad would be worth like, a mom, a granny and half an alcoholic aunt. Easily. Now I want a gay dad.
>allowing gay adoption
Faggots
>>5287654
Mate, you're only like 5th or so on my kill list of gg posters.
Fuck SP, after Jupp preps me.
Marry Myakki before he got too big for his britches.
Kill Circe.
>>5287667
Where else are the kids going to follow?940)-' homes and the like are the worst environment for kids, way worse than in the care of a gay couple
>mfw I realize I just took the b8
>>5287671
Now I feel unloved in both directions.
>>5287629
OK its cool, just see you getting shit on all the time is not cool but if it is in jest or flirting no prob.
>>5287675
You could always kill yourself.
>>5287675
It's because you don't camwhore and post a million pictures of yourself
And you're not mean or annoying enough to want to kill
>>5287667
>omegaverse
Consider how much of 4channers are the product of straight parents and see the havoc wrought
(technically ALL are)
(bombshell)
>>5287674
it's ok i almost took it too.
>>5287679
that guy's cute but you have shit taste if you think he's that gr8 m8
is there any nice and friendly boy in here who wants to cuddle and play video games
>>5287683
It's not that hard, mate. Just like, eat a whole roll of sandpaper or something.
>>5287691
Die. I'm literally in love with him.
>>5287694
Me.
>>5287694
Yeh. Literally all I want in a relationship.
>>5287694
those are my two main interests but people say I'm mean, sorry
>>5287698
Not sure that'd kill me, maybe just some rough shits.
>>5287698
He kind of looks like you with that faggy hair
>>5287676
It's just some weird kind of bully-flirting.
He knows I enjoy degradation so he goes off on it.
I engage when I'm feeling flirty, too.
I've actually had a handful of people ask me why he "hates" me so much.
>>5287691
But that guy went on to be Paul Newman and led a gr8 closeted life right until he made fat free salad dressings
>>5286823
>>5287639
Wait he said I'm not his boyfriend anymore. I think I can see where he's coming from because he didn't seem interested in me and he wanted to shitpost with me here which is why we'd coordinate a majority of our posts to be annoying or autistic in some way. Also qtpersian sorry I never answered you when you quoted me a few weeks earlier, the name of this app is Messenger by Google. I need to move on.
>>5287703
I'm sure it would eventually.
>>5287704
>well go meet him irl
Are you trying to hurt me, Anon? I'm rly sad rn tbqh.
God, I want to cuddle w/ him irl.
>>5287718
Why are you sad?
>>5287702
Aw Hitler I'd cuddle and play video games and be mean with you
but I'd implore you to change your hair
Request: namefag relationship drama infographic 4 the rest of us to catch up. Thx pals
>>5287714
Rly all the best though. Shit seems tough.
>>5287724
>but you're in love with somebody else
No, he's the only one I love.
>>5287725
Jus life an stuf :[
And I'll never meet this qt irl.
>>5287702
I don't think you're mean. You're just a man. Mean is like aced or that guy that picks on maki circe mexiclean. Freddie and rugby are mean. You're just stern and broish
>>5287729
haircut stays. Sorry, babe
>>5287734
There isn't any at all
How come gaygen is now filled with 'twinks' and trannies? What happened to the good old days of masc, daddies and bears?
Rugby leaves, SP and Jupp barely post, Homochromia is dead, Senpai never dumps his harddrives of tumblr pics anymore.
The Golden Age is over ;_;
>>5287737
Hitler pls
It physically hurts me. Just something a little shorter.
>>5287744
I didn't think I was a twink but then someone here called me a "hairy twink" and I just don't know anymore
I'm having an identity crisis.
>>5287747
I was gonna get it cut today but ended up being busy with something else
>>5287736
Request: does Hitlers dick taste like skin or rainbows?
>>5287751
You can't be hairy and a twink. Hopefully that will settle your mind.
>>5287753
Idk he's not my type physically but I would bro it up with him. Hes got a cool personality.
>>5287757
What about satyr-modes?
>>5287751
You might be an otter or a cub or even a based wolf like myself. There are charts somewhere
(rly how are we not furries?)
>>5287759
I wood as well. We established we're all tops so nothing to do but vidya-bro it up. Maybe some dick chicken. Maybe.
>>5287752
Last time you talked about cutting it you said it'd be the same style anyway. Hmph.
I bet you'd look so cute with something a little messier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLSH-81yT7s
i love the opening credits for the leftovers
does not prepare you for the show at all.
shame it'll get cancelled since i'm the only viewer.
>>5287736
>rugby
>mean
I have never seen Rugby be malicious once. He's just strongly opinionated with an unusual sense of humor. When you realize what he posts is satire and also get to know him, he's actually a surprisingly nice guy.
>>5287771
I'm not muscly enough to be an otter, old enough to be a wolf, and I don't think I'm fat enough to be a cub.
I'll just float around in the ether of gay tribes I guess.
>>5287671
>wanting to marry maki
Seems like an emotional rollercoaster of aspergers lol
>>5287734
Yeah it takes time to move on from the emotional and physical scars of a relationship but I know it's always darkest before the dawn. One day I'll be truly happy and never remember him. One day there'll be no residual feelings. One day I'll find someone to replace him. That one day might be tomorrow. It might be next week. It might be next month, but you know what? My steadfast dedication won't let my depression get the best of me this time. I'll be stronger this time. I won't cry like I did when he rejected me..
>>5287755
Because you're slowly helping me come out my shell. I get nervous and I have trouble keeping up a good conversation. You and Circé give me a reason to look forward to another day.
>>5287773
when my hair is the same style but shorter it looks messy when it's right out of the shower and wavy
>>5287783
you'd be labeled average then i think.
wolf is best tribe though for sure.
>>5287796
Your hair is naturally wavy? Do you straighten it?
Dammit Hitler, I need pics of this at your earliest convenience. Pls.
>>5287776
I actually believe this. Ive never disliked him and I've only chatted with him once here. He was just shitposting a week or two ago along with that homophobic guy and freddie. The thread was shitposted to death for like two days. He had me dying the entire time. He accused everyone of being rapists but it seemed more in jest humor. People got mad at him though for whatever reason.
>>5287799
Yeah I've said I'm Greek before
greeks often have naturally black wavy hair
And yes, I do straighten it
>>5287804
Last night.
Dustin - Monday 8:00 PM
> Sorry I was kinda hesitant to add you :/ I was nervous because I didn't know if you were gonna add me back since I'm black.
Most people add me and remove me when they find out I'm a man of color. I was afraid you would consider me as less of a human..
>>5287819
This is
The most depressing post on the thread.
I'm brown and they're friends with me, too, you know.
>>5287802
A lot of people accuse him of stuff that he obviously has not done, like molesting kids. It started off as humor but became a lot more vicious when all these conspiracies about j*nitors and freddie started popping up. Then when new people come to the thread, they see these things and take them for fact.
It's a shame. When you realize that he is shitposting then he is one of the funniest posters.
>>5287832
I'm not a fan of my wavy hair
>>5287826
Brown AND literally retarded.
How do you keep escaping the asylum?
>>5287826
Did I offend you?
I'm sorry... Please don't be mad at me.
>>5287834
I bet it looks so great on you... that's so sad
>>5287828
Im new only been here for a month but I don't take what others say about him as fact. I can tell by the way he was talking to me hes not that bad a guy. Just seems like he dug himself a grave because of his humor. That's what new people do though. They join in and attack without actually knowing the situation. I don't know the guy at all but I understand rugbys situation if what you said holds true.
>>5287845
Too much trouble to shave 2bh. There's a lot of it, and it grows fast. I'm hoping to get close to ottermode but I only just started going to the gym...
>>5287849
LOBOTOMIZED when?
Don't call me baby, you're literally the most insane person I've ever come across.
A madman, a crackpot, a fucking loony spoony 3bh.
>>5287872
TRASH.
>>5287872
Cutie pie. <3
>>5287876
>>5287889
Well you are a size queen
>>5287848
Gaygen doesn't know what its missing out on. Since he started college, he's actually pretty attractive now.
>>5287892
There's a lot of attractive people here though. Im sure he's hot though
>>5287891
>>5287889
Actually sick rn. Thank god we don't have to deal with these abominations in my country.
>>5287892
>missing out on biscum
No.
i found black me... this is him... and i'll reply with me pre-hrt in a sec.
>>5287790
I love the positive attitude. I wanna put you in my pal pocket. Like Tony Robbins. But attractive. And more pocket-able.
>>5287848
You're right. Reminds me of a board I was on. Namefagging, funny, popular -- next thing -- newfags think imma necrophiliac. In a bad way. I hope he rebounds soon.
>>5287797
>wolf is best tribe though for sure.
Thanks, bb
>>5287912
twinning. so weird.
>>5287842
>poc
they're called niggers lol
>>5287917
Lel its so weird seeing pretransition boogs. Just something so odd about the entire thing but it's so addictive. You're a weird person but you're entertaining as shit.
>>5287915
I had similar stuff like that. People like to out people. People have an innate joy to see people out of power. Especially on the internet where it doesn't matter.
>>5287917
Holy fuck why did you ever want to look androgynous. I mean you're attractive now ofc but wow.
>>5287896
>There's a lot of attractive people here though
Such as? Not trying to be rude, I just have not seen anyone attractive here yet.
>>5287842
Lol I've never had a boyfriend to go on dates and shit with but I've found solace in the printed word. I like expressing myself in writing in lieu of longing for a relationship with someone.
"You're the only openly gay boy at our school", was all I heard. It's as if the fact that I'm gay means so much to you, but for you to be such a dignified alpha-male on the football team, you physically and mentally appear to be insecure about your liking. Why should what I am impede us in our efforts to coagulate as a people? Why should anything bar racism or religious intolerance stop us from helping eachother up in a desperate attempt to escape the crab effect?
>>5287845
Not at all. I was taken aback to find that you kept me instead of deleting me. I'm very elated to have someone to talk to from time to time.
>>5287849
Sorry I can be very self destructive at times.
>>5287915
You really think so?
I've got Skype if you'd like to keep in touch that way. I don't call though.
>attractive
I-i'm attractive?
>>5287912
Damn you're hot as a black guy
>>5287925
That's only when you're being derogatory or mean. Not all people are mean.
>>5287917
It's the angsty brow. I could assemble such a bluesy boyband from this lot.
>>5287925
hey look mom i posted it again
>>5287928
yeah it is weird i agree. thanks for enjoying my posts.
>>5287932
it's mostly the lighting. but yeah i used to look good. ;~; modeled a bit even...
>>5287940
wtf chauncey? did not realize you acquired such a refined lexicon and formal prose. sexy af.
>>5287943
iktf...
>>5287940
>"You're the only openly gay boy at our school", was all I heard. It's as if the fact that I'm gay means so much to you, but for you to be such a dignified alpha-male on the football team, you physically and mentally appear to be insecure about your liking. Why should what I am impede us in our efforts to coagulate as a people? Why should anything bar racism or religious intolerance stop us from helping eachother up in a desperate attempt to escape the crab effect?
let me put it in perspective for you; No one here cares about your life, no one on the internet cares about your life; they will pretend to to look nice maybe but no one cares. stop trying to make this place your personal blog.
>>5287951
you are like my arch femesis.
>>5287946
>it's mostly the lighting. but yeah i used to look good. ;~; modeled a bit even...
God damn. I'm looking for jobs in Chicago as we speak. If you get anywhere near that as your testosterone works its magic you're gonna be crawling in bussy 2bh.
Wait for me, my love
>>5287967
Creep
>>5287961
>femesis
>not nemesissy
Step up, oniichan.
Is it weird to cut your forehead on purpose just to take cool pictures of you bleeding?
>>5287994
wow so edgy
wats ur vampirefreaks url??
>>5287993
You don't have to ram it down my throat like you're my dad or something. Just let me learn how to post on my own. I think I'm getting the hang of it :)
>>5288000
No you're not because your still writing these massive blogs about your life and thats 100% not the reason to be on an imageboard.
>>5287989
I'll get you mpreg bb
>>5287994
It's very tranny-like.
>>5288015
>do you have one?
how dare you
>>5288009
yay
>>5288018
You have that look that says you would read pagan books on shit like wicca too. I'm sorry but I have to ask - you might've had one in your edgier years.
>>5288015
>He didn't have an embarrassing emo/goth phase
What a fucking fag.
>>5288035
Sorry mate, never had one. I've never had a clique. I was always just the weirdo.
>>5288028
nah I was an edgy atheist early on
and no, I stuck to myspace back in those days
>>5288028
I used to practice punk-era new age magic nonsense when I was younger.
Only for fun, tho.
After being raised catholic and losing my faith entirely, I feel incapable of ever having a theistic faith ever again.
>>5287940
I only have a business skype at the moment. Not sure we're that close yet since I don't even namefag here. But yes, attractive. Feel good, man. Keep it upbeat. We'll talk moar.
>>5287961
Femesis is gold.
>>5287994
I had a friend in high school do that. But he loved pro wrestling. If you're going to be in the boyband you can't cut.
>>5288038
>I've never had a clique
M-me neither.
>Flashbacks to the days where I was that lone 14 year old with the funny hair and clothes
:[
Thanks, cunt.
>>5288049
Die.
>>5288052
That's actually where I got the idea from. I used to sing in hardcore bands and id hit my head with the microphone four times really hard but I bladed before I did it so it looked like I made myself bleedc with the microphone.
>>5288059
Not my fault you were a weirdo. I was a weirdo too. I still am a weirdo.
>>5288059
I'm starting to realize that I might have been more popular than I thought in high school. Overall people were pretty nice to me, but I interpreted a lot of straight bro bantz as being malicious and isolated myself. If I hadn't done that I might have been able to make more friends.
Being in recovery from some years-long psychological abuse at the time didn't help. He made me think all my peers hated me.
>>5288035
>He didn't have an embarrassing emo/goth phase
I mean I was basically a drug addict when I was a teenager so I suppose that's edgy enough to qualify
>>5288015
i dont like seeing autistic hugbox blogs when i don't care about that sort of content, so high is my distaste for it that i actually try to end it.
>>5288068
M-me too. People think I'm a bit standoffish for some reason.
I want them to die.
You too.
>>5288076
I had a group of friends towards the last two years, before I turned into a literal skeleton and couldn't go to school anymore.
>>5288081
You're still in your emo phase, you just don't know it.
I just wish I had a rl friend to take me away from my internet bullshit I somehow caught myself into.
>>5288096
People in the music department really respected my talent I think. It was pretty accepted that I was the best in band and choir by my senior year (man, what a stupid thing to sound braggy about...[granted, it was a very small town so it's not like it's a huge achievement]). I'm sure if I wasn't so autistic I'd have made a lot more friends.
>>5288082
The dude clearly has shit pent up that he needs to vent, just let him do his thing.
>>5288076
Yes, no, maybe, does it bother you? Also 'bantz' is just an excuse to rip into people. It's like daily grilling. It gets tiresome, and it's evident that it's just teenage hostility as people grow out of it.
>>5288107
>does it bother you?
Does what bother me?
>>5288149
That you could've been more popular in high school, based on what you believe.
>>5288156
I mean, I might have turned out a bit more well-adjusted. Or have been less depressed during high school. But in the end, I made a couple good friends where I am now; they say you meet your real friends in college anyway. The few I had in high school all moved to Chicago, which is halfway across the country, oddly enough.