Gay General: Mean Boyfriends Edition :C

>>5271982

I went on a date with someone who forced me into a kiss and then stalked me for a few weeks

thats the closest ive ever come to a bf

>>5271982
How do you go about finding someone bf worthy?

Homosexuality is wrong.

>>5271985
Yah I guess Hawaii has em.
>>5271991
get out there and chat.
>>5271992
But why DO I FEEL SO GOOOOOOOOD

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>>5271982
>16
>At party
>Everyone's very drunk
>Cute, blond British friend is getting real friendly with me
>Wanna take this to another room, Anon
>O-okay
>Uh, I was just joking lol, are you gay or something?
>N-no..

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>>5271991
By getting out of your comfort zone. That would be the first step. The rest is mostly patience and effort.

>>5271982
>tfw bf introduces me to his family at brunch during breakfast
>when he walks back to the car he tells me he loves me, and he appreciates that I met his family
>I call him a good boy

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>>5271980
Sorry I didn't know :/
>go on grindr for the first time in months
>see this hot piece of ass
>15 miles away
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How do I approach

>>5272009
Hit em up. See what hes up for.

>>5271996
>>5272002
But with who?
Where?
I don't really make it obvious that I'm gay either

>>5272013
I spent some time on grindr and got a lot of guys interested. Just try out some shit. Can go out and socialize too.

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>>5272009

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My boyfriend's so mean that he's not even real.

>>5272009
Send him a pic. No profile pic is a big handicap for people approaching you but if you're willing to send him a pic then it's no big deal usually. If you aren't willing tk send any pics though then you'd might as well delete the app now.

>>5272009

you dont, because he is 10 years older than you and you are too naive to avoid rape/murder

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>>5272013
Try gay apps or dating sites or going out to places.

Effort and patience. There's no magical one step get bf sorta deal here.

>>5272018
I do use grindr but I'm very nitpicky and I also don't like the guys who are just on for sex
I do sometimes get good conversations but I don't really know how to ask someone out

I even use fucking /soc/ and find great guys that way
Only problem with them is that they always live impossibly far away

Can you gays give me just one good reason why a master race bi guy should stick with you and not leave for some chick who can actually produce children and whom he cam present as a normal family?

>>5272026
Going out where though?
I'm not the kinda person to go out to bars or that kinda shit and I'm pretty shitty at hitting on strangers

I have been using apps and shit
Just nothing has ever come out of that

he c Ucked me for a semi-retarded fat ass

>>5272027
seems to go further if you use your number if there conversation is really good. Also make sure to read what they say to you can give hints on where they like to go and you can get an idea off that. Just ask if they want to meet up and choose a place haha.

>>5272034
Men>women

We won't divorce and take everything that you own including your children in the chance that we break up

>>5272026
>tfw sp and jupp will never be qt hustwinks
>tfw sp will be triggered from reading this

>>5272034
There is no reason, that's why we hate biscum.

Oh, except women are terrible, and the "normal family" these days involves her leaving him for Jamal, while leeching off all his money.

>>5272034
no we cant

so gtfo

>>5272038
I'll try the number thing more often

>>5272035
>I'm not the kinda person to go out to bars or that kinda shit and I'm pretty shitty at hitting on strangers

Get outta that comfort zone.
You're limiting yourself to a possible bf because of 'that's not my thing though'. And with apps it takes days til you finally meet someone decent.

Patience man.
>>5272042
Hare dare you. You better go check some privs now. I'm beyond the triggerment of this mansplaination of yours.

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>literally every guys ive dated wants me to come out to my parents
>tell them its not a good time for me (dont have much saved up, dont have stable job, I live with them, basically dependent on them)
>they get mad
>call me a closet case

i-its not that simple...

>>5272044
>>5272039
>>5272043
Thanks for confirming my suspicions.
I'll fuck about with guys until I reach the age of gay death, then pick up some babe to start a family with and return to normal life.

>>5272001
My biggest regret in my life is that i never had a teenage romance

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>>5272019
>see this
Okay I'm done with grindr
>>5272022
I'm scared he'll save them..
>>5272025
Why would he murder me? I mean that's a possibility but I'm scared.. He could overpower me and force his dick in my ass.. Can we talk about rape?
>>5272026
Gay Apps
>Hornet
>Surge
>Growl'r
>Matchup
>Scruff
>Badoo
>Jack'd
>Adam4Adam
>PlanetRomeo
>BoyAhoy
>Gaydar
>Wapo
>Blued
>u4Bear
>Lollipop Gay Video/Chat
>Relay
>gfinder
>seed
>nearox
>atraf
>Krave
>Meowchat
>Tumblr

>>5272052
this is what im doing

but you will never be able to guess my trip so its no use, your next bf could be cuCking you right now

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>>5272053
>tfw no teenage romance
s-stop anon, it hurts too much

>>5272056

Chauncey you should stop posting private pictures of people on the internet without their consent

its weird

>>5272058
kill yourself maki

>>5272050
But I just don't like the bar/party scene at all
I don't think I'd like someone I'd meet there either desu

I need to work on hitting on strangers but that shit makes me want to scream

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>>5272053
Me too. I ended up making out with that guy while drunk, playing spin the bottle. Not in contact with him now, he has a girlfriend and is possibly closet bi.

I might have been able to have a low key romance with him though, if I wasn't such a pussy and responded truthfully to the couple of times he questioned me on my sexuality.

>>5272050
>tfw sp will never take jupp's virginity and bearginity

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>>5272060
Can I post myself?

>>5272073
No faggot no

>>5272051
well, I hate to be rude but having a closeted bf is pretty shitty if you're out

It's ok if you're not ready to come out but they don't any reasons have to deal with that.

sorry desu

>>5272066
>But I just don't like the bar/party scene at all
>I don't think I'd like someone I'd meet there either desu

People who go to bars and parties aren't always drug addict alcoholic sluts, if that's what you think.

I mean yes, a lot of them are, but there are also a lot of normal guys who go there just to have some fun and even to try and meet someone.

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>>5272066
>But I just don't like the bar/party scene at all
Well then it will be harder for you to find someone for sure.
>I need to work on hitting on strangers but that shit makes me want to scream
Practice on gay apps. See someone you like give him a compliment or flirt with them. You don't have to commit to anything (unless things go super awesome then of course you go on) and it builds up your confidence.

>>5272074
No means yes senpai baka desu

>>5272076
Yeah but the thing is
I don't drink or do drugs
Like at all
Like ever

There's a reason I don't go to those things
I stick out like a sore thumb

>>5272083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Tj-Xo_eqI

>>5272083
>I don't drink or do drugs
lots of people don't, and they still go to bars and parties.

As I just said, you don't have to get drunk or high just because you're there. Yes, a lot of people do it, but it's not compulsory.


>I stick out like a sore thumb

no, you don't. Unless you manage to do something really embarrassing in front of everybody, no one will notice you're there. Not because there's something wrong with you, but because people will be minding their own business. If you go, you won't even notice how you don't even notice most of the people around you.

Really, I'm telling you this because when someone says "I'm not into that scene" they have a really bad misconception of what a bar or a party is.

>>5272096

>nobody will notice youre there

thats what im afraid of

>>5272105
well start being scared of better stuff pussy faggot

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First time posting how do I look?

>>5272096
There are people that don't?
Every time I've gone out with friends everyone pretty much got trashed
Like even the strangers I met

I've been to bars and parties
Sore thumb was probably bad wording but I definitely don't fit in
The only time I fit in is if it's like a concert type dealio

>>5272105
this >>5272110
t b h

it's like being afraid of breathing

>>5272111
grow a beard

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>>5272111

>>5272111
like a paedophile

>>5272111

Yeah, alright. some feedback:

Get a spikier haircut, trim it back a little.
Grow out the facial hair a bit.
Fix your anterior pelvic tilt.
Work out.
Stop duckfacing.

>>5272111
>beach painting
Tacky/10

You look okay I guess

>>5272111

thats maki, isnt it
he needs to work on his chest a s a p

>>5272111
Maki, your phone cover and face shape keeps giving you away. Plus I already have maki tulpa here with me, so you can't incog mode gaygen anymore.

>>5272111
Like a kid in the face. Would look great with a nice beard though.
>>5272071
This saddens me greatly.

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>>5272111

>>5272128
When will you get jupp beargnant?

how long until i will be able to grow a beard, roughly?

i only have a tiny pedostache at 18

>>5272132
soon
http://www.businessinsider.com/uterus-transplants-make-male-pregnancy-possible-2015-11

>>5272140
A nice one? Like, 23-26. Everyone's different. Depends on your genetics and ethnicity.

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>>5272127
No that's not maki this is my first time posting here

>>5272120
I work out but I just got finished eating a box of breadsticks and three slices of pizza with mountain dew and I figured this place fetishizes unhealthy lifestyle choices so I thought id post.

>>5272128
I do look much better with a beard. I could be such a good twink if I wanted.

>>5272118
I wish than somebody would actually love me. At least in prison

This is bearded me

>>5272152

maki pls gooo

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>>5272140
Depends really. 16-17 I was able to grow mine. Ever since I've been beard mode (with the rare occasion of where I mess up trimming and I have to reset my face).
>>5272152
Should have trimmed your beard man.

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>>5272152

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>>5272160

SP have you always been a "big guy"?

I have been a super skelly all my life so far, and i want to know if its even possible to become a cub/bear in future

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>>5272152
keep the beard and grow a nice round gut

>>5272160
Sp post your clothed baratiddies pretty pls and thank you

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>>5272152
Look what I have :3

>>5272184

oh hey, and now we all have your IP!

85.167.38.118!

>>5272194

Couldn't ping it

>>5272184
What's up with the water marks?

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>>5272168
Well I'm 6'3 so I'm already considered a 'big guy'. I've been mostly just tall and skinnyfat/muscle. Right now I'm a bit bigger. Gained some muscle, but also gained more fat (I blame Amuricurr). I was around 210lbs a year or so ago and now I'm 260lbs. I'd like to think some of that weight has been muscle haha.

Just eat and lift a lot, anon. You'll get bigger.
>>5272178
Not right now, anon. Eventually I'll put up some befores and afters, but not anytime soon.

>>5272194
How nice.

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>>5272184

Trondheim or Sarreguemines, right?

>>5272205
>6'3" 260lbs

I envy jupp now

>>5272205
>mfw 6' 3" 255 lbs
we are bmi buddies SP

>>5272201

Ran an IP lookup on 85.167.38.118, its in norway. Got it down to a small area on the coast.

>>5272205

Can 5 foot 10 people ever be big guys?

>>5272205

POST
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>>5272213
Why does everyone here have such problems gaining weight?

>>5272221

Only in Nolan films.

>>5272231

Gaining weight is easy.

Gaining musclemass is HARD.

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>>5272221
I always found it that smaller guys get bigger much faster than taller guys, so yeah.
>>5272213
Heh. I just need to start lifting more now. To even things out.
>>5272215
Brofist

>>5272221
For you

>>5272215
>>5272205
>tfw 20 BMI
Feels good to be slim and normal looking, you obese fucks.

>>5272231
I don't have problems gaining weight.

I've just always wanted a tall bf that's not a skeleton. But every guys who are taller than me usually look malnourished

>>5272243
I used to weigh 270

I'm working on it

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I came out.

Now this one guy keeps sending me nonsequiters like this and just saying "HA YOURE GAY" in public or writing it on my books and shit.

like, it wasnt even that funny the first time, and now after over a hundred repetitions it just makes me feel miserable.

>>5272083
Yeah me neither. I'm a square when it comes to those things.

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>>5272243
>Feels good to be slim and normal looking
For a woman maybe.

>>5272255
its kinda funny desu

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>>5272236
>tfw future jupp and future sp

>>5272255
he probably thinks you're qt but it's too afraid of coming out himself <3

>>5272255
He's gay too, or otherwise obsessed with your sexuality

Just ignore it

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>>5272258
I'm the most masc guy on gg tbqh, tubster.
Could easily beat you in a fight, yeah?

>>5272173
you are a poop head

>>5272255

He wants to suck your dick.

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>>5272272

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>>5272194
How could you get his IP address? Show me your secrets in hacking abilities.

http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Flgbt%2F1448207041033s.jpg

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I love my bf but he's really not good-looking and has grey hair at 30. (I'm 23) My family wants to meet him (for Christmas) but I'm afraid they'll think our relationship is creepy. Should I awkwardly try to defuse the creepy vibe by adressing the grey hair thing? I'm also really scared of hurting his feelings, he talks about being ugly from time to time and I think by now he understands that I don't care (because he's great in every other department), but maybe he's hiding some insecurities.
Ugly boyfriend advice? (Or are you all shallow sluts who put looks above everything else and only date handsome guys?)

Pic semi-related, a random bland old-looking guy.

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How do you organize your image folders?

I've heard gays are good at being organized and I'm tired of never finding the right reaction image for my great posts

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>>5272278
Faaaat.

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>>5272295

>>5272287

I don't think I'd put looks before everything else, but the guy in that pic DESPERATELY needs his nose hairs beating back. Bloody hell, you could plat the fuckers.

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>>5272286

Nice effort, but actually its a lot more simple - it was just watermarked over his image, as a feature of the imagehosting site he screencapped.

The site is designed to stop people sharing images through that and other means. Eg, try and share this image without revealing personal information: unsee DOT cc/zodatupi

>>5272292

like this

>>5272287
I think you shouldn't care about what your family might think if you really love your bf.

I've seen a lot of guys getting gray hair in their early 30s, or even in their late 20s. It's not that weird.

As long as you love him and his lack of attractiveness doesn't affect your sex life (that happened to me with my last bf. He was awesome but I just couldn't get hard with him because he was pretty much the complete opposite to what I'm usually attracted to), then you shouldn't worry about anything.

He probably feels a bit insecure since he's dating someone much younger and probably better looking. Try to make him feel wanted and handsome.

>>5272292
I organize my reaction pictures by emotions. Wojack, pepe, and spurdo have their own folder, anime it's own, and another folder for international stuff.

>>5272312
I didn't screen cap it, it was in the weekly pdf update that is handed out with new info.

>>5270319
qt af

>>5272334

5652 pls go
you already got attention, you dont need more

>>5272340
This. He's not even cute.
Looks like a gross chink.

>>5272316
Thanks for your advice it's giving me food for thought... The thing is I really love my family and care what they think. I guess it boils down to the same problem most gay people have about their family accepting they're not "normal".

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>>5272184
Continent: Europe
Country: Norway no flag
State/Region: Sor-Trondelag Fylke
City: Trondheim
Latitude: 63.4305 (63° 25′ 49.80″ N)
Longitude: 10.3951 (10° 23′ 42.36″ E)
Postal Code: 7003

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What's your opinion on guys who like femboys rather than normal or masc guys?
Are they just straight but with a fetish for dick?

>>5271982
bf has only ever been mean a few times

>he got a rash on his groin
>thought it was an STD
>thought I cheated on him
>yelled at me
>went to doctor
>not an STD
>apologized

>I got injured at work
>boss got mad at me for getting injured
>he yelled at me

and the worst one

>he was feeling insecure because I spend a lot of time with another gay guy, my best friend
>he used cocaine in high school, hadn't used it since
>he bought cocaine and used it because he was feeling insecure
>he tried to beat me up
didn't actually hit me, he was about to and I yelled punching bag (he has a punching bag in the garage) and he stopped

>>5272352
How cool! Anon lives in a roundabout.

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>>5272354
>What's your opinion on guys who like..
Indifferent.

>>5272364

theres a small radius around that point where he could live/have posted from

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>>5272364
Don't you? everyone knows roundabouts are where cool people live.

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>always had longish hair
>real pain to manage
>decide to get a closecropped haircut
>now i look hideous

god fucking damnit i had no idea my skull was so misproportioned

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>>5272354
Why has this maymay surged in popularity over the past few months?

I know it's an actual sentiment but it seems like people bring it up WAY more recently.

Is it just the same 4 autists?

>>5272383

How recently did you get it cut? I tend to let my hair get pretty long, and it's only recently I've realised the initial shock of having so much hair lopped off doesn't really last.

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>>5272383

>>5272392

about 8 hours ago

>>5272398
o yr probably fine then
i think only you're self-involved enough to truly notice how ugly you are
everyone else is too busy being themselves to care

i hope this helps

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>>5272393
He has a nice profile otherwise, that's a little sad.

>>5272383

I change between long and short hair a lot.

Basically I get a haircut and wait 6 months before getting another one. I'm not sure which way feels or looks better, but I look 15 with the short cut.

>>5272408
>implying it's real
http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=cbb74eaadf509aabb2d77f33dc139b22c6e2b642.30221

>>5272398

It's just surprise is all. Give it a week and you'll have got used to it and figured out how to style it and you'll be fine.

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Who is this? I know I have seen a larger version of this pic with more boys on before, I think they were Brazilian?

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>>5272340
>>5272343
s m h

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>>5272432

its a she now, she transitioned to female

>>5272287
>My family wants to meet him
>(for Christmas)

Oh yay!
I love a Christmas boyfriend-meet!

>>5272427
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2102461/Man-half-head-Carlos-Halfy-Rodriguez-explains-got-bizarre-injury.html

>>5272316
>>5272316
>or even in their late 20s.
I started getting grey hair at 19, fyi

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>tfw so depressed that I can't even get horny
And now everyone seems to be dating, what the fuck is with that? Even my crush got a bf, and here I am, alone for 4 days without leaving home and no human contact.
I feel like I'm gonna kill myself soon.

>>5272435
>female
she will never be female.

>>5272471
>she

>>5272471
>implying she was ever a he

>>5271982
Utter degeneracy.

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>>5272451
Is there something you want to get off your chest anon? Also check'em

>>5272474
>(s) h e
s (h) e
s h (e)

Such a slow day today.

>>5272448
hot

>>5272484
>tfw no fem anime bf irl

>>5272507
They would probably look creepy and unhealthily anemic.

>>5272448
Good or bad kind? Silver is good, but that kind of gross pencil-lead grey isn't so hot.

mfw saw grandma today and she said i was looking handsome c:

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>>5272522
>that kind of gross pencil-lead grey isn't so hot
I prefer salt and pepper, or dark grey to white/silver.

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>>5272537
>salt and pepper
yeah

hello
pls respnd

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>>5272534
gj beautiful anon

1200 calories deficit
fuck im anorexic

>>5272602
Go to Wendy's

>>5272534
wtf, my grandma does the same
are you me?

>>5272534
>tfw grandma is dead

>>5272602
>tfw I ate 900 calories walking home
Buy bags of nuts. Seriously. Just munch on them. I've been chomping on salted cashews and managed nearly 1000 calories in a fucking walk home.

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>>5272602
>tfw used to eat around 500 to 800 calories a day, sometimes less
It's bad, man. Get yourself our of that loop before it becomes a habit.

>>5272505
Stop. That was a long time ago and I'm too old for you.

My ex boyfriend jokingly broke up with me on April fools, he took it way too far. Cried like a bitch.

>>5272658
how old are you now?

>>5272609
>>5272620
>>5272646
ill try ;_;
should have gotten calorie counter way sooner

>mfw all I have at home are water and cigarettes

I guess I'm kinda hungry

>>5272602

I was the same.
You just gotta force yourself to eat even if you arent hungry, and cut out sugary snacks - they make you feel full even when youre not.

>>5272659
that's not cool :(

>>5272688
cigarettes and coffee are awesome hunger suppressants :3

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>>5272695
>cigs
>awesome

Into the /trash/ you go.

>>5272702
3:
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME

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>>5272702
I'm getting real tired of your fat positive bullshit tbqh.

>>5272702
ugh. That guy shouldn't do that. He could slip and hurt himself with the edge of the pool.

t b h there's one thing I've found cigarettes to be great for: constipation.

ofc there are healthier alternatives but when I need an instant fix they work greatly.

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>>5272704
True.
>>5272709
Whatever senpai desu tbqh taco.

People who smoke cigarettes smell disgusting and have ugly yellow teeth and vomit-coloured fingernails

and also it tells me they have poor impulse control or are edgy retards.

>>5272724
>ugly yellow teeth and vomit-coloured fingernails
depends on how often you brush your teeth and how much you smoke desu
all the twinks i know smoke

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>>5272704
he knows enough to know that you shouldn't kiss ppl who put bad things in their mouth

>>5272728

once you smoke for an extended period of time its unavoidable

and the more you smoke, the harder it is to stop to prevent this. Tbh i dont even understand why people start.

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>>5272721
I hope you catch diabetes from one of those obese faggots you're always lusting over tbrqpfh.

>>5272740
I don't smoke, but I know people who have done so for years and they don't have any of those problems.

The ones who do have yellow teeth and smell bad are the ones who smoke way too much, like one pack per day or more.

At least from what I've seen.

>bunch of 40% vodka lying around
i look forward to when i can drink this

>>5272747

hahahahaha
i cant believe he was actually unashamed enough to go in front of a camera with that body

jesus H christ on a bike

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>>5272761
>vodka

Nice.
>>5272747
Hush now, child.

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>>5272768
He gets paid to, because he's a qt.

>>5272771
DISLOCATE
YOUR
SPINE

>>5272768
I can't believe someone didn't clean the damn tub. Holy shit ppl, just spray some damn bleach once in a while.

>>5272761
i have so much in my fridge but luckily my self control is high enough not to rely on alcohol

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Does this look like an achievable goal body or do i need, like, great genetics or something to look like this?

>>5272709
What does that have to do with anything? The metabolism thing? Cigarettes smell like shit, they make your mouth taste like shit, and they put you into an antisocial clique of 'smoking shelter dwellers'. I find smoking quite unattractive in general, not to mention the smoke would make me cough and shit.

>>5272790
looks very achieveable in 1-2 years

>>5272790
Genetics certainly help but it should be achiveable.

What do you look like now?

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>>5272778
Stop being a teenage girl. Living in a lonely world.
>>5272790
It's possible.

>>>5269550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x7rjGTRlb6

I want to cum inside christmas hitler.

>>5272796

twinkmode to the max. my dad and older brother are hairy af, so im hoping that ill be able to grow some bodyhair in a few years

and kinda wide hips also

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>>5272798
Stop overcompensating for the fact that you're a tranny in denial.

>>5272792
I like hanging out with the cigarette smokers at parties, they're usually the most chill people.
Potheads are shitty though.

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>>5272827

twinks can be cute
not your type of twinks tho, theyre an abomination

>>5272820
>and kinda wide hips also
that's probably a good thing if you work hard to get a nice wide chest and broad shoulders.

It'll probably take you about two or so years, but you can get there if you stay determined.

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someone talk to me ples

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>>5272837
This.

>>5272827
>put you into an antisocial clique of 'smoking shelter dwellers'
This is you. You outcast yourselves from parties to sit outside and smoke. Also they're chill because they're getting their fix.

As someone that has never been a smoker, watching a smoker sit there and fidgets and bitch because they can't light up is so incredibly annoying.

>>5272837
What a pillow biter.

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>>5272827
>tfw pothead
>>5272854
gb2 mtfg fucking tranny desu

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>>5272837
Tall, emaciated modelfus are the only twinks worth my time, nigger.

>>5272854
What name are you going to choose when you finally accept yourself and decide to transition?
Samantha has a nice ring to it, I think you should go with that.

>>5272863
>watching a smoker sit there and fidgets and bitch because they can't light up
CUTE!

>>5272863
I'm not a smoker but you to me it seems that you're the bitchy one 2bh

why does it bother so much what other people do?

>>5272874
i saw your pic this morning, you're cute.
didnt expect this from anyone on 4chan desu

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>>5271982
My bf is working abroad. I miss him so much.
I'm lonely without him. He'll be back soon. Before Christmas.

>tfw no chill extrovert bf who is vulnerable on the inside

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>tfw gay dead 11 years early
Thanks dad/male ancestors

>>5272906
Because it's a disgusting unhealthy habit. I would be just as judgmental at people that smeared their own feces on their bread, and coincidentally, that and smoking have a similar effect.

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>>5272931
POST TIDDIES, HANS.

>>5272941
>tfw no smoking addicted boyfriend who gets clingy during his attempt to get off tobacco

I prefer it if smokers didn't smoke for the sake of their own health, but I ultimately respect it. And I actually don't mind kissing smokers. I do however mind drinking smoker cum. It's gagworthy. I've only regularly done it for one guy, and it's only because I was SUPER into him at the time.

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>>5272924
That's shitty, anon. You guys keep contact with each other? Like vid calls and whatnot.

>>5272943
>Hans
lmao

>>5272941
most of our habits are unhealthy and a good share of them are disgusting as well, though.

I mean we're people who either put things in their asses or put their dicks into someone else's rectum. Or both.

>>5272959
why would you swallow cum anyway

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>tfw no bf
>tfw no one to cuddle with at night
>tfw going to die alone

>>5272996
because you love someone

>>5272919
ty bby<3
>>5272941
do you know what else is unhealthy?
being a bully

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>>5272996
To get pregnant, duh.

>>5272954
they don't get clingy when they are going through tobacco withdrawals.
they get annoying as fuck and super sensitive to everything and they're just in a constant state of frustration.
t. only person in my family who doesn't smoke

>>5273021
oh

>>5273022
Yeah it's actually really not fun. People like 5652 won't ever understand how frustrating it is for everyone else; just saying, the behaviour people exhibit with nicotine withdrawal is akin to fucking PMS. Only, someone can start PMSing after 3 hours without a smoke. PMS at least has the decency to wait a month before coming back.

>>5273022
Well, I'll tell you something: I got into smoking when I started with college because we have a nice circle of smokers here and it helps with the stress inbetween your breaks. But still I'm not really addicted and I dislike smelling of tobacco. When I'm at home I never smoke like I don't have a problem when I don't smoke for 4 days (my weekends are usually that long).
Excuse for my shitty inglese, I'm obviously not a native speaker.

>>5273005
> But how can you say you love him if you can't even eat his cum?

Although personally, eating someone's jizz isn't a must. Rimming someone I love however is a possible must. I hate how shallow it sounds, but I'm not sure if I could be with the guy long term if he didn't want me to rim him at least occasionally.

>>5273031
That's where new gays come from

Its all explained in the 2015 gay agenda manual

>>5273021
>tfw got that same jacket yesterday

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>>5273052
rimming is important.

>>5273045
you sound butthurt

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>>5273049
i know plenty of social smokers like you. they usually don't stay social smokers though, just fair warning.

>>5273078
I know the dangers of social smoking and I always quit when I have a semester break.
Over the summer I haven't smoked in 3 months - no problem.

I have small red bumps on my butt right now
Anyone know what this would be from and how to get rid of it?

>>5273078
i started smoking a lot in the army ;_:

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>>5273074

>>5273093
its aids mate

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>>5273055
Prove it, fuccboi.

>>5273093
Congrats, you've been POZZED™.

>>5273093
AIDS

>>5273093
You're sitting for too long

>>5273095

Shit... looks like some from Gears of War.

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>>5273094
i smoked american spirits for two weeks three years ago and i'm never smoke again. ;~;
tbqh the fem gay community is filled with smokers and it's kind of ironic considering they're all trying to avoid gay death.

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>>5273045
>being this dorky
embarrassing post t bh

>>5273137
>the fem gay community is filled with smokers
yup, to stay thin in the most cases

>>5273052

Sexual dealbreakers:

- wont swallow
- doesn't like getting rimmed
- doesn't get a boner when I call him a good boy
- won't put a leash on me and tell me to knot him

All pretty objective and reasonable I think tbqh

>>5273052
I would actually be okay with that, even though I normally wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of anal sex.

>>5273132
Nah that's actually meth.

But in all seriousness, I couldn't date a smoker. It really does smell bad, I can't deal with the fidgeting, and having asthma, it wouldn't really be pleasant for me if they decided to light up near me.

I don't have a fucking clue why people are still taking it up. It's expensive, causes cancer etc.

>>5273147
>won't put a leash on me and tell me to knot him
I wasn't aware you were a furry, senpai.

>>5273142
let's share a cig :D

>>5273160
yeah i dated a smoker once. i don't think i'll do it again.
he was dealing with a lot of emotional bullshit and would binge drink and smoke a lot on off hours.
it reminded me of my dad so i didn't mind at the time.

>>5273167

Puppy play isn't furry, silly.

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>>5273151
Naisu. How much did it cost?

It's only ever cold enough to wear my leather jacket a few times a year here.

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do you wear onesies?
would you date someone who wore onesies?
why are onesies a thing?

>>5273219
No
No
No

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>>5273219
No
No
xD so quirky, #dork #nerd

>tfw no bf or gf that I meet on 4chan and we both just retire from being autistic fucks


Im not really the romantic type but fuck that's romantic. Modern day autistic romance

>>5273234
I met my qt bf here

>>5273234
I've met 2 guys from 4chan so far, only one turned out to be a little autistic

>>5273214
got it from grailed for 4 hundo but retail its about 1.2k

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>>5273205
It's definitely leaning towards it.
>>5273151
I feel like this is one of those things you see and are like "This looks sooo sick man" and then you buy it, take it home and then it looks really ridiculous on you.

>>5273158
I can live with that. I'm vers/bottom and I probably would miss topping a bit but I think I could give that up in a way I'm don't think I could with rimming. It's probably my favorite sexual activity and rimming a guy who gets clearly turned on from it is like my secret weapon if my libido is a little low.

Trouble is that a significant number of tops don't want ANYTHING happening with their butt. Im not sure how I'd handle am otherwise excellent guy who doesn't want some salad tossed now and then.

>>5272609
This reminds me of the gayest experience I've ever had (warning: sfw):

>decided to get some Wendy's on the way back
>person at the first window of the drive-thru was some generic ghetto dude, pretty typical
>pull up to second window, guy there seemed a bit more talkative
>after giving me my food, he said, "Hey, mind giving your number to the first guy?"
>wat.mov
>70% sure it was a joke, I just said, "Sorry, don't have a pen with me"
>spaghetti already starting to seep from my pockets
>he responds, "That's okay, lemme get him."
>at this point I didn't know whether he was being serious or not (50/50)
>ghetto dude from the first window comes up
>"There something you need?"
>spaghetti falling out like waterfalls
>"Y-yeah, do you know what's going on?"
>received the weirdest stare
>"Like, I'm actually gay, you know..."
>continues to stare at me
>"Do you know what your friend said?"
>keeps staring
>"Uhhhhh have a nicedaybye"

Any decent alternatives to Wendy's by the east coast?

>>5273219
Yes but only over a diaper because I'm a disgusting degenerate.

>>5273114
that makes sense honestly. I wanna epilate right now but im just nervous cuz I dont want to pinch the bumps

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>>5273250
GJ
Mine was about $900 from $1200, but I bought it in store.
I'm horrified of buying leather online, unless it's shoes.

>>5273258
>Trouble is that a significant number of tops don't want ANYTHING happening with their butt. Im not sure how I'd handle am otherwise excellent guy who doesn't want some salad tossed now and then.
I cant understand that. Rimming would be unusual for me.

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>>5273277
Oh god anon.

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How do I get a sugar daddy?

>>5273311

Dont, you cancerous leech of society

>>5273299
What part is hard to understand, anon-kun?

>>5273311
look for gay bars that are usually frequented by older guys.

Then go there and be pretty.

Got a daddy to buy me some clothes once.

>>5273320
Sorry, I meant to say:
I can understand that.

>>5273319
femboys + twinks are needed to fulfill the role in society that feminism left behind

>>5273277
America please.
Why are you guys so open with your sexuality in public?

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>>5273301
>first experience at leather bar

>>5273311
1 be cute
2 be relatively young
3 be morally ambiguous

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>>5273258

>a significant number of tops don't want ANYTHING happening with their butt

>>5273299

pic so relevant

>>5273325
Ah. Yeah, I objectively see why many tops don't. I've had to convince a few with generally positive response. The nice thing is that its low impact. A tongue doesnt cause potential pain and discomfort like a finger or a cock.

I ultimately respect boundaries, but I do think most guys at least give it a shot.

>>5273339
im 2/3
where is my sugar daddy

>>5273233
why do you keep posting these drug addicts?

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Typical à la gaygen

>tfw no bf

do you guys consider 30 inches waist size fat?

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>>5273351
Because CUTE. I need to counter SP's fatposting.

>>5273282
>>5273114
Is there any way to quickly get rid of them?

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>>5273338
>first experience in a gay bar

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>>5273344
>bottoms who don't eat ass
>tops who don't suck dick

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>>5273368

If you had told me the left pic was a POW or homeless addict I would have believed you.

>>5273362
>tfw 34 inch waist

But yes, I do.

>>5273362

If he's 5' - yes

If he's 6' - no

>>5273373
>tops who don't suck dick
sorry f a m, wont do it

>>5273362
no idea, depends on your body

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>>5273362
anything with a waist smaller than 36 inches is a woman

>>5273383
what if he's 5'6"

>>5273373

tru.

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>>5273377
>Implying that's a bad thing

>>5273362
Oh yes. Morbidly obese even. Bear level is at 25 inches, any higher and youre a landwhale.

>>5273254
ehhh it matches the twink aesthetic nicely, it's all about outfit composition. If you wear geobaskets and skinnies with it, then it can look pretty sick.

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>>5273362

im 32 @ 5 foot 10.

But I have superwide hips so I guess im not representative.

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>>5273362
fatness is measured in body fat %

did you know that you're a dumb fucking shit?

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>>5273404
SCARF AND SHOES
I missed you, qt. Most bully-able nipples in gg tbqh.

>>5273368
>i need to counter fatposting
>posts on the complete other side of the spectrum with skeleton drug addicts
just post regular cutes instead, fuck

>>5273391

could go either way

>>5273382
im not fat though
>>5273383
fugg nevermind
>>5273385
mixed feelings
>>5273391
I'm 5'7" actually
>>5273399
fugg :D
>>5273404
yeah i can see that in your pic
maybe ill post a pic later :D
>>5273408
of course, im speaking from an aesthetically perspective

>>5273404

cute pink nips

>>5273362
>tfw 28 inch waist

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>>5273415
He is a regular qt, we're all skeleton drug addicts on the inside. You've just become accustomed to the fatposting.

>>5273427
>>5273414

leave my nipples out of this or ill censor them too

>>5273408
It's a pain to measure body fat though. Calipers and shit.

I used to have a 29" waist at 6', but it's gone up a bit as I've exercised more. To be honest it's more my butt and hips that increased in size, can barely get my hand into my pocket to get my wallet out nowadays.

>>5273432
skeleton pls

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>>5273377

Literally the perfect bodytype in my opinion

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>>5273437
Mate, I've already saved every picture you've posted here.
I got plenty of those plump, sensitive, pink nips for my spank bank tbqh.

>>5273432
Me 2.
>tfw can suck it in to 23"

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>>5273443
ew
you can almost see his ass fat blocking his artheries

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>>5273452

Hes not even fat though?

hes actually about average bodyfat, if not a little leaner than most

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>>5273441
:(

>>5273451
oh i was talking about pant size. my actual waist waist is like 24'' and 21'' sucked in. ;~;