/mtfg/ watch out edition

Guten Morgen

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>>5271068
First for cocklust

>>5271079
hello

> on mobile
> open thread
>[kekking intensifies]

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>>5271068

Where is every1?

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first for shota crossdressing boyslaves

middle>right>left btw

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nth for yuri

I dislike this op mostly because I could have taken a much better picture than that.

Transbians get out

>>5271096
>middle>right>left btw
I like your taste. Why can't we just have all three at once tho?

>>5271080
second for multiple cock lust

>>5271105
Of my vagimjam

>>5271104
>tfw there's a large jug in the frame

Wink wink nudge nudge say no more

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>>5271106
we can try tho

>>5271103
gross, yaoi is life

>>5271105
Can't, I'm the main character of this anime tonight apparently.

>>5271107
Jormy has two penises if you like that.

>>5271104
Your hair looks nice though

>>5271109
It holds the GALLON of water I had to drink every day to keep from turning into an Amy raisin

>>5271114
i-is this true? does that mean she'll end up with two vaginas? or one super vagina?

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>>5271110
>gross, yaoi is life
Why not both?

>>5271117
Trips on Amy plum

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>>5271123
like boys dressed as girls loving other boys dressed as girls

>>5271127
...wow. I meant to say grape. Cause you didn't say prune. Damn.

>>5271129
If someone could point me in the direction of adorable underwear like that with a pouch for gt I'd appreciate it. My package is just.. Large.

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>>5271103
Yuri Yuri ^o^

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>>5271129
Sure, why not, it's not like I didn't need to be any more confused about things

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>>5271139
wow blue board blue board

>>5271139
Gross, she's all naked and shit ;_;

>>5271148
sorry I noticed it too late honest mistake like foreals u___u

>>5271148
But I see nothing. It's a rasta layer so its transparent XP

>>5271148
There's no nipples or dicks so it's SFW :)

>>5271123
Cause yuri is gay, yaoi is pure.

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>>5271148

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how's everyone's weekend?

post a pic of something you did

>>5271160
I got a girlfriend and my birthday is on 20 minutes. Going pretty gud so far.

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>>5271158
>yaoi
>not gay

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I thought we were friends Guitar.

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i just punched my chest on accident and it hurts like heck
pls call the ambalants

Any other recommendations for typical maid style anime? I dunno like chobits? (Robots included or not w/e)

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This thread is so gay.

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>ohh i havent played dota in a while, maybe i should
>start playing
>remember why i stopped

>>5271177
This aligns with my sensibilities considering how gay I am. 5/5 thread change nothing.

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>>5271160
Walked my dog listening to sad music at night.

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>tfw all you have to do is google image search pictures of underbites to feel happy again

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>>5271177
I'll go to bed, this thread needs to get less gay.

Goodnight mtfg

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>>5271188
goodnight elanna

me on the left

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>>5271177
Agreed

>>5271188
>sleeping
Fucking loser

>>5271184
what do you listen2? metal?

>>5271178
>armlet, mom, sny, abyssal, and treads on alch
How does anyone even build a hero so wrong.

>>5271142
Now I'm imagining Der Rosenkavalier as highly confused yaoi/yuri

>>5271196
When you have 3 pinoys that will just run up to you and give you free gold you don't really have to think about your item build

>>5271188
nini elanna
>>5271177
is that a bad thing tho

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>>5271195
Dank, but still feeling it in a big way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh88W_0B71A

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>Saturday night
>Thread is dead
This is the future you chose shitposters and haters. Hope you have other hobbies to keep you distracted.

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Happy birthday to me

>>5271220
>My Boy!
triggered

>>5271214
M-maybe

>>5271221
Thanks anon!

>>5271233
Happy day your insurance goes down slightly, Amy : >

>>5271239
> implying I have any insurance

>>5271242
One day you will, and it'll be slightly cheaper. Ur worth it kid u_u

>>5271222
kek

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looking for steam friends plz post steams

>>5271254
AmyVictoria yo

>>5271254
post urs

Pills or patches? What's the pros/cons for each?

>>5271254
Station54 I'll probably be on more now that I've dropped out

>>5271256
http://steamcommunity.com/id/daicon

>>5271254
Just join the steam group.

Potassium Overdose

>>5271257
Really depends on the person, my friend's levels like pills more, not sublingually and my body reacts to patches better. It's kind of a trial and error thing you talk with your endo about.
Patches are cheap as fug for me though and I don't have to worry about missing a dose, they're just on.

>>5271254
AddictForJenkem

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>>5271220
I'll get you the same thing you got last year. In different color; a size bigger. :o)

>>5271261
OK, thanks

>go to dnd night with girlfriend
>dm has my character role playing falling for a soldier and fucking his brains out
>out of money, role play dressing like a bar wench and stripping
>makes me describe it
>has me and my gf get charmed and three way with a general
>gf pats me like a 100 times because I'm blushing the entire game

>>5271270
Sorry, i didnt mean to sound rude, but yeah its the mtfg steam group lol

>>5271274
Your DM sounds like a horny nerd with too much time on his hands

>>5271277
This sounds correct

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>>5271261
joined

>>5271277
Meh he's owns this big shop and he's pretty cool, he just laughs his ass off because I blush so hard

>>5271254
SiezureSalad aka Smelloise

>>5271275
no it's OK I didn't take it as rude

>>5271283
It sounds more like you're playing naked twister at the game shop rather than DnD tbqh

>>5271283
I don't know the people involved so honestly my opinion is worth shit. I just know I'd be extremely upset if someone just "planned" for me and my gf to have a threesome with some random character he invented. Like I'd be severely pissed.

>>5271283
this does sound adorable tho

>>5271103
SHOO SHOO GO AWAY, AGP ANOTHER DAY

>>5271289
Ok whew

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>>5271292
>>5271283
It kind of makes me wish I could play a nice lewd game of dnd with friends

>>5271300
Remembering the people I used to play with I can't get behind the idea too much..

VtM gets kinda steamy though and for some reason more attractive people seem to play it, but they're also not the horny sexually repressed type so often

also steam?

>>5271300
That sounds extremely uncomfortable. I can think of like twenty different things that could be made lewd that I'd rather do than roleplay sex in front of my friends.

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>>5271306
temetpluvia

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qt_kiwi is my steam
i doubt anyone wants to be my friend but i'm just throwin it out there

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>>5271261
>Look up group
>Its a bunch of anime avatars as expected
I'd still join it but I'm pretty sure it would out me to all the people on my friends list.

God you girls act so fake and annoying

>>5271318
all of my friends are too dumb to realize that/check my groups sooo it's all g imho

>>5271319
Well then go masturbate somewhere else you gross fucking weirdo

>>5271319
hey just like cis girls kek

>>5271319
yeah... all the good trips left.

>>5271325
Yah I mean its not like you had people rageposting that all trips should leave and doxing them or anything. Maybe you should say something next time instead of complaining.

>>5271325
Now we have nothing but annoying teenage "girls" that act like what 15 year old boys think girls act like

>>5271333
This is the future you chose.

>>5271333
You dont have fucking anything. Go be creepy somewhere else

>>5271333
guess it's time to move on. this general is only getting worse.

>>5271340
Anons please go and never come back. You're all mostly trash

>>5271340
Aww too close to home, sister>>5271338

Life is pretty nice atm...

>>5271342
Aife pls

>>5271356
Go please yourself you fucking pervert. Stop talking to me~

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>>5271345
Are you going to elaborate a little bit more or are you just showing off?

>>5271358
You should get your levels checked hon, it's not normal to be this butthurt all the time.

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>>5271342
Spending time here helps me to understand why my mom is so screwed up.

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>>5271359
I don't pass but I don't care anymore I can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time. I'm just content with feeling normal to an extent..

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>tfw you aren't cute

>>5271383
God, take care of your hair

God I wish I would have gotten pills prescribed
This gel is so annoying and I feel it's not very effective

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>>5271383
Legit cool how you feel this way. I think beauty transcends femininity, I might be a tad biased due to my trannydom, but if you don't think you are attractive you won't be congruent with good vibes and no one else will.

I wish all these transbians who don't shut up about lesbo stuff and all the RPing transbian anime shitposters would leave.
/tlg/ exists for a reason, why can't you keep your disgusting trash there?

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>>5271400
my friend got drunk last night and said this too.. hehe..

>>5271398
Gel kinda sucks to use but I've had decent results with it. Maybe get your levels checked?

>>5271409
Hello Jörmy

>>5271406
Because you're a faggot go kill yourself

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>>5271406

>>5271412
h-hi?

>>5271398
>>5271409
If you're scared of pills, go patches. I started on Climara and it worked fine.

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>>5271407
I'm happy to hear you have good people around you. Fake friends will write the wrong answers on the mirror for you, just ask Drake.

>>5271417
Can't change what's prescribed to me

>>5271413
>is a girl
>doesn't feel the lust for cock erryday
that makes you a dyke, darling.

>>5271417
Aren't they annoying to wear? I might just get an implant

>>5271416
I love you.

>>5271422
This is not new information to me.

>>5271422
No it makes her like 99% of cis girls

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>>5271425
Wowe, are you cute?

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>>5271424
I've got something to implant into you

>>5271429
lol have you ever met a cis girl?

>>5271430
Of course, we should hold hands and stuff.

>>5271433
Cis girls don't want dick, they want the dick to want them. That's a huge difference.

>>5271432
Where does it go? I'm already getting an implant into my butt so you'll have to find somewhere else

>>5271435
pls b in southern hemisphere

>>5271439
>Where does it go? I'm already getting an implant into my butt so you'll have to find somewhere else
w-what about your uvula?

>>5271436
>Cis girls don't want dick
>Cis girls are pure innocent creatures with no lust for men and just want to be desired

You are one dumb naive faggot.
Straight cis girls clearly lust for guys and the d. I don't see how you can debate this.
Seriously, have you never talked with other girls about boys or talked to any girl when she's drunk?

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Hi mtfg!
Tell me what you should do today!

>>5271440
That seems like an awkward spot for an implant desu

>>5271442
Have a shower and go to bed, days already gone ;~;

>>5271441
Girls don't lust for guys, they lust for attention and validation. Often times that comes from guys, and being sexually attractive to guys.
Sure, girls get horny sometimes too, usually because they got said validation and attention and get a self-esteem boost.

>>5271255
you have got some serious hours into terraria : s and i thought my 173 were good..

>>5271445
Feefs pls

>>5271443
how late is it at your place?

>>5271445
ayyy top kek m8

>>5271447
I might be the kind of guy you're lusting for baby

>>5271443
>That seems like an awkward spot for an implant desu
maybe if I don't like the spot on your uvula I can move it out and put it back in until I find the right spot?

>>5271447
I don't get this feefs please meme. Especially when applied to things feefs would never say. it's just mean.

>>5271445
Uh, I really think you don't understand how girls work at all. I suggest you go out and actually make friends with a few.

I don't see the point in arguing here, you are clearly going to refuse to believe that straight women are attracted to men, feel lust for men, get horny regularly etc, regardless of what I say.

Women don't care just for attention and validation, they have actually sexual desires. I hope one day you understand this.

>>5271447
>>5271449
It's how it works and if you had actually studied cis girls, you'd know.

I don't mean it in a negative way at all, anyway.

>>5271455
>Studied cis girls
This is the most autistic thing Ive read today

>some activism migrant thingy later today

is this worth going to?

>>5271455
>Says girls aren't attracted to guys
>Gets told they are wrong by everyone else, multiple times
>Claims they can't be wrong because they 'study cis girls'

You are retarded and getting creepier. Fuck off.

>>5271461
Shut up faggot

>>5271461
cool

>>5271458
>Says girls aren't attracted to guys
You clearly aren't smart enough to understand what I'm saying at all if you think I said that.
Everyone here is a child or acts like one anyway, so I guess there isn't much point in trying to educate you people.

>>5271457
no migrants suck
>>5271455
>>/r9k/
>>5271461
ok

>>5271465
>Implying you're educating anyone on the Internet and not just spouting your beliefs
Shut up faggot

>>5271466
its a lgbtqqtqtw meetup. I seriously do not understand activism in this country

>>5271448
Only 9pm

>>5271450
I hope not, I'm kinda embarrassed about liking the kind of guy that I do

>>5271451
Hmm that might work. What kind of implant is it?

>>5271452
But it is something feefs would say. I mean it is actually feefs, so you know, obviously its something she would, say since she said it

>>5271455
>if you had actually studied cis girls
Feefs are you sure you're not a lesbian? You study girls and look at pictures of them all day, thats not something a straight girl does...

>>5271469
how do you know it's feefs?
And I never saw her say something like that.

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Hi /mtfg/ how was your weekend? I had a great weekend, I went to a bbq with friends and bought a cute summer dress and I'm super excited for tomorrow. I've got the day off and my first laser treatment and appointment with doctor to hopefully get titty skittles. Super duper excited :D

>>5271469
Don't be, I have a hunch you wont regret spending a night with me

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Well that was real neat. I went to a friend's house for a party and his girlfriend and sister gave me all kinds of makeup and clothes that they fought would look cute on me. They even painted my finger and toe nails and did a makeover ^^;

>>5271473
HI ANON DESU DESU
ok i did nothing all weekend, slept a lot, my sister stopped by and we talked which was nice, i had a fight with my best friend, it's already 11am and i have to do a shitload of stuff i won't do cause i'm lazy
>>5271469
>9pm
go to bed, silly
>>5271468
idk, could be fun. I did went to a few meetups in the past and it always ended up weird. They grabbed me or made compliments and i felt like shit

>>5271469
no it isn't you're just being mean like always

>>5271478
>go to sleep at 9pm
But its 3AM anon : 3

It's cute how you are trying to keep your delusions of cock lusting girls being normal up.
I guess you really can't handle that you're not a normal girl at all.
Just embrace being different. You are lusting for cock/sex because you're trans, not cis.

>>5271469
>Hmm that might work. What kind of implant is it?
its kinda big as far as these things go
but it squirts a warm salty protein diet suppliment

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Who are you voting for in 2016 American /mtfg/?

>>5271480
>3am
silly it's 11 am
GO TO BED DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY

>>5271442
get high and eat popeyes shrimp all day

>>5271485
No one. This isn't /pol/ and you can go fuck yourself

>>5271485
Bernie Sanders desu. He's the only viable candidate imo

>>5271483
Ohh I've already got a lot of salt in my diet, I need to cut back

>>5271494
Don't brush me off baby I've got what you need

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>tfw ur ftm friend starts wearing dresses
How do I save him?

Jesus Christ, stop swearing Aife, you annoying bitch.

>>5271497
"you're a boy wearing girls clothes?
thats pretty gay bro"

>>5271499
Jesus christ anon stop having a stroke every 5 seconds and posting the worlds dumbest shit ever and I wont have a need to swear

>>5271497
Have sex with him

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Breast implants - yes/no?
My parents would pay them.

>>5271497
Suck his dick

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tfw you're bascially cybering with gem right now on skype

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>>5271514
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>>5271517

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>>5271519

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This country is too hot. Where can I move to that's nice and cool but I will not get shanked for being trans?

>>5271514
>>5271517
>>5271519
>>5271522
>>5271523
Yeah for the people who actually care about discussions when they actually occur, can we not do this? Nothing worse than when there are 10 mtfg threads a day at image limit, all full of no discussion.

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>>5271526
nah senpai

>>5271526
But we're cute girls ^_____________^
Cute girls act like thuis!!!! :33

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>>5271529
whoah hey calm down there hehe ;)

>>5271524
where are you now?

>>5271536
Australia
Summer is too hot and toilet is clogged full of spiders.

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>>5271526
I'm sorry, I thought that this was an rather enlightening conversation that yume and I were having

it saddens me that you do not share the same enjoyment

>>5271524
Australian? iktf. It's so humid where I am, I've showered like 3 times today and I just keep feeling horrible and sweaty. I just shaved my legs this morning and the humidity is making them uncomfortable as fuck.

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>>5271540
>>5271531
You two have each other on skype. There is legitimately no reason to post this garbage here other than for attention whoring. If you want to trip at least try to improve the quality of the threads you trip in.

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>>5271545
get out d00d

>>5271541
Yes, summer gives me headaches and shit. Gonna shave my legs soon too, can't wait for winter then I can cover myself in long clothing.
What state?

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>there are people here who actually smoke weed

hahahahahaha

>>5271552
Central Queensland. It's not even that hot right now it's just the humidity that is absolutely awful. You?

>>5271383
your earliest photos pre hrt motivated me to start presenting

>>5271545
I like you, and good luck weeding out all the nonsense

>>5271502
Sex with an ftm sounds like the worst idea ever desu

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>>5271504
>reversing the picture order so it looks like she gained weight rather than lost it

>>5271560
Victoria, not too hot in temperature but I get hot very easily and I almost always get a headache or something in the heat.

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i just realized i'm not that good at holding conversations or being interesting at all

>>5271567
I know that feel
I have to wait for the other to initiate the conversation.

>>5271567
nonsense, and we can test this right now

how are you kiwi??

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>>5271570
i'm..
um well

my legs are OK!

>>5271572
What happened to your legs?

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>>5271572
that's good?

how are your arms??

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>wake up at 530am
>tfw within the next 24 hours i need to clean my house, pack for my trip, work,
>do facial masks, hair masks, tweeze every hair left on my face, do my estrogen injection, etc

the list actually isn't all that bad but i just feel so sleep right now. i don't want to do anything sigh

how are you doing mtfg?

How is your third leg?

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>>5271572
BACK OF... NOW

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>>5271574
n-nothing

>>5271575
i don't know!
why does making friends have to be so hard ;_;

>>5271577
ooh exciting, where are you travelling?

>>5271577
awful as usual

>>5271580
I will be your friend

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>>5271580

back the fuck off right now

NOW

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>>5271586
i have no personality anon, i can't make friends

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>>5271588
I refuse to believe that, everyone has a personality kiwi, you probably just don't know how to express it yet.

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>>5271580
it might be, but the point is that you're making them

>>5271577
that sounds exhausting, it'll be worth it though

I'm chatting with a few friends and shitposting and stuff so I'm in a weird and somehow great mood

>>5271587
>>5271579
pls don't be mean yume, kiwi is really nice :(

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>tfw you cook a nice meal for dinner but have no special someone to share it with

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>>5271597
if she was so nice she wouldnt be trying to steal you

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>>5271581

i'm going to california to see my family for the first time in 5 years ^_^ it should be fun i think idk. i need to work today tho because i only have 500$ to spend while i'm there and my mom wanted to go shopping and stuff and like ... that's not really that much money yknow.....lol
it'll be interesting at least tho! i talked to my aunt on the phone and she was shocked cause i sound completely different than i did in high school, but she says i sound/look pretty etc so everything will be ok. my family has all been supportive but we haven't interacted much irl so ya

>>5271582

:< i'm sorry anon pal. i hope things get better!

>>5271597

i guess. i just feel so unmotivated that it's hard sometimes. things will get better tho.
i'm glad ur in a great mood!! everyone should be!!!!!

>>5271598
What is it? C-can I have some?

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>>5271600
she's not though

we're just chatting like friends

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>>5271595
i-i'll just sit in the corner and listen to music now, it's too hard making friends, i'll just stick to what i know

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>>5271598
>tfw kit will never cook for u

>>5271580
whats your skype?

>>5271605
;-; Ok then
Whatever makes you happy then I guess

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>>5271111
sick quads m8

>>5271602
Have fun.

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>>5271608
plexikit
i'm extremely awkward to talk to tonight, idk why
i tried making friends with 3 people from here and i don't think it's gone well

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>>5271604
THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY

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who has the prettiest gt on mtfg?

>>5271613
Nah it's going great frendo
let's be bffs

>>5271621
>Best facial feminization surgery
If only ;_;

>>5271620
kayla

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>>5271619
pls let it go yume ;~;

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>>5271598
I made a turkey roulade and me and my sister had our fill and there's enough leftover for all week
I also did some potatoes in garlic and rosemary plus some blanched then bacon fried half brussel sprouts plus gravy

>>5271623
Come on friend
let's have a slumber party
we'll eat candy, hormones and cuddle all night.

>>5271624
I somehow doubt it. Nothing against Kayler, and I know it's terrible of me to say, but somehow I think her penis is more handsome than pretty

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i like this song
https://youtu.be/PALoIK7Tz3A

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>>5271625
i am MAD

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>>5271620
Kit

>>5271613
I'm going to add you, Ok?

>>5271625
>>5271634
Yume x Gem cuntfirmed?

>>5271629
nah, I'd ruin the slumber party

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I want to suicide by wrist cut, but mostly as a cry for help.

>>5271637
And why is that?
>>5271613
Wait, you said your skype. C-can I add you too?

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>>5271636
i wouldn't know anything about that

>>5271636
great more transbiens, I needed some barf in my mouth

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>>5271645
anyone can add me i guess
i've posted it here like twice and no one ever added me

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>>5271634
come on, you know you're the cutest to me

you should smile more, your p cute when you aren't acting like you're going to kill everybody

>>5271636
:^)

>>5271645
>And why is that?
no one wants a gross man at their slumber party.

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>>5271647
I bet you sluts have fucked already.

>>5271642
Same, but I'm too afraid of the pain to do it by wrist-cutting

>>5271647
im serious when I said we can tag-team gem, yume. I'll cover the rent

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>>5271651
that is my only state. i know no other state
>>5271658
ill consider it, are you cute?

>>5271660
no, handsom

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>>5271662
hmmmm

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the general has died

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>>5271687
RIP /mtfg/

>>5271687
would you kiss a cute boy?

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>>5271691
if cute boys were interested in me

>>5271689
literally sheen

>>5271687
Thanks to your attention whoring

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>>5271694
there must be a cute boy out there for you

>>5271110
that is the gayest, furies, and grossest thing I've seen [spoiler]today[/spoiler]

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>>5271699
i see plenty of cute boys at work, unfortunately they never give me their number

>>5271705
what about the boy who knows you are trans

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>>5271698
leave kiwi alone

>>5271707
Stop sucking her cock

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>>5271706
he has a cis gf he's been on shaky ground with, but idk he's not as tall and manly as i'd like

autismos get out
http://strawpoll.me/6064341/

>>5271694
what about a handsome man a few years your senior?

>>5271712
Hilarious, as if a hon like you could pick and choose

>>5271715
>clothed feet

oh anon you know where its at

Everyone post F E E T

>>5271709
tfw no cock to suck

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>>5271712
take whatever cute D you can get desu

>>5271715
>klu klux kayla

PFAHAHAHAHA

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>tfw you listen to andrew jackson jihad with gem

>>5271476
sound like a slumber party

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ded
thred

>>5271744
post f e e t

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>go to /fa/ for the first time in 3-4 days
>suddenly want to spend all of my money on clothes again, think relationships are stupid
>think about starving myself and only dating perfect guys
>get engulfed in a world of presentation and perfection

this is partly why i'm so horrible omg

ever woke up and asked yourself why you are so perfect ?

>>5271757
we're not agp sorry

>>5271757
everyday nigga

>>5271761
sick comeback brother

>>5271762
good girl

i have my finger up my ass right now and it feels good. i feel like i can tell you this.. because i know that you won't judge me. i trust you.

Do any of you vape weed? if so link me a good vape

>>5271767
yes

idk its at my home in michigan i would tell you what it was if i could senpai

vaping is the best tho

>>5271767
i use a magic flight launch box and it's good if you want a portable one. i can vape it in my school bathroom if i want to. if you want a heavy hitting stationary one that's still affordable look into da buddha.

>>5271620
it me
i have over 9000 confirmed likes on my instagram gt pics

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>>5271745
feet

>>5271757
yeh, I'm such a perfect failure.

>>5271778
So is Larry but you at least have the good grace to not so obnoxious about it.

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>>5271606
>tfw never i will never get to cook for jormy

;~; come to perth mb

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How beautiful it is to be reborn
As a brand new person in your life
Daydreaming at the shore
About a girl you were meant to be

All of you who stare and mock
Cannot see the joy inside
Stained tears gave birth to my wings
An angel to preserve and fly

Old friends go, family now lost
Prejudice does unmask the truth
Staring in shower, those words
Determined to fight until I last

Meeting you at the fountain park
As a girl I was meant to be
Stumbling and giggling in heels
In a pink polka dot dress

Earned happiness, oh my fuel
I wish you could see me now
When days turn dark I become strong
A butterfly to soar through the wind

>>5271772
thanks anon

>>5271715
This is the worst poll I've ever seen.
Who the fuck is jailbait?

>>5271786
Shut it you twat.

>>5271786
That's terrible

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g'n for real /mtfg/
today was an emotional rollercoaster

I want to marry Angie and have piglets together.

>>5271808
>tfw no feet pic

>>5271808
Don't come back, attention whore

>>5271811
How many foot fetish anons are there, is it just one very persistent or multiple?

>>5271808
Night Kiwi
imma sleep too
night /mtfg/

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>>5271814
DON'T BULLY KIWI

>>5271817
no there are multiple can confirm

>>5271822
But kiwi is a rapist

>>5271824
It got old after the 100th time, Jocelyn.

I'm lurking and it felt rude not to say hello and that I miss you even though it's only been like three days.

On a shuttle to Atlanta to catch a flight to Baltimore. Coming out to my mom. I hope everyone is well even though I'm sure some of you are not.

>>5271833
ur a real cutie.
I'd post that pic of you eating taco bell, but you don't seem to like even though its qt.

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>>5271809
>tfw people attack a part of my face that doesn't bother me
Feels neutral man