Gaygen: let's get senpai a beefy bottom bf edition

>>5267691
it's really not that uncommon among exclusive bottoms to not want your dick sucked

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>>5267707
>Would you like a dom masc4masc twink bf
Literally me tbqh.

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>>5267707
>let's get senpai a beefy bottom bf edition

Get me one too ya dicks.

>>5267722
L O N D O N
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>>5267725
Nope, sorry.

Th-this is so sweet

ugu~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OqAHVnsAms

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tfw no Klopp bf

>>5267738
Why do people put other things than shit, piss and toilet paper in their toilets. Are they dumb?

>>5267735
<3 you senpai, if only I was a beefy baramode bottom ;~;

>>5267744
I don't know, but it's very satisfying to watch

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>>5267740
tfw barely watch soccer but players are attractive

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>>5267738
>Dirty bulking rugby style.

>>5267753

You can be if you just believe in yourself <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-UaDPcXnyw

THIS SHOULD HEL P YOU GUYS

>>5267769
I'm sorry senpai I'm a beefy baramode submissive top ;~;
I'm such a disgrace ;~;

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>TFW no strictly come dancing boyfriend.

Why are so many dancers fit as fuck?

>>5267810

Shame on you

Post butt to make up for it

>>5267828

Because dancing, serious dancing, for any amount of time is really hard.

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>tfw no male model bf

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im seeing my little bros school play

the (teacher) pianist in the band is a literal 10/10

seriously considering trying to find him after the show and propositioning him for sex. Any tips on how to do so? I havent done anything like this before...

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>>5267863
>male model

>>5267863
>>5267884
But...why male models?

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>>5267891
I like tall, skinny guys with nice bones.

>>5267867

>How about you tickle my ivories, you sexy little bastard

And let the fugging commence.

>>5267833
I'll post bulge if that's okay :(

>>5267900
>nice bones
LEWD!

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>>5267867

heres a candid for reference

>remembered this guy I was close friends with over xbox live way back when I was in middle school and the beginning of high school
>find him on steam
>not sure if I should send him a message or not
We stopped talking after some childish drama in some game, I don't know what to do.

>>5267900
That guy looks like a hotter Jesse Eisenberg.

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>>5267923
He looks fuzzy.

>>5267922
Would have lewd boning sesh and smoke w/ qt male model tbqh.

>>5267926
The only "online" friend I still have on social media is a literal SJW. He got real thirsty for me, had a wank on cam, and I didn't return the favor. Stopped talking after that.

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>>5267934
I don't really see the resemblance.

>>5267958
It's the jawline and eyes I think. And the angle of the first pic.

Listen, fella, I'm practically face blind. I have no clue what I'm talking about.

>>5267926
sleep on it and see how you feel about it then. you just re-discovered him, a day or two won't make a difference if you contact him or not.

>sorry, I'm not gay

ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
I'd forgotten how much it hurts to hear this.
Told this guy, whose sexuality I was really unsure of, that I really like him, and got completely rejected.
He's probably never gonna talk to me again.

He is the nicest, most adorable guy I've ever met.

FUCK BEING GAY

Why do I crush on girls but have sexual desire for men?

>>5267970
Yeah man because straight people never get rejected all the time they get their pick of women and never ever get rejected ever they just walk right up and take their pick and it works every time.

And it's totally because you're gay that it doesn't work for you.

>>5267970
Man, I know it hurts but you just gotta try to get over it and move on. You'll find a gay guy you like one day. And then he can reject you for another reason.

>>5267948

Male models are neat.

>>5267975

Well, let's do the sums.

You're not heterosexual, because you like men. You're not homosexual, because you fancy women. So that leaves...

...

You got it!

>>5267988
It's like Dora The Explorer with sexuality.

Weird.

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>>5267863
>tfw approached to model for SLP
>tfw they still haven't called me back
;_;

>>5267980
shut up dude

let me complain about my dating pool being ridiculously small.

and straight people have it a lot easier, like it or not.
even when a straight guy falls in love with a straight girl who's not interested in him, there's always a chance, even if it's a tiny one, that something might happen.
when you're gay and fall in love with a straight person, it's impossible. you could never get that person to like you romantically or sexually.
there is a difference.

>>5267986
thanks I guess.

>>5268000

I was once ordered to move to New York and model by a celebrity.

I probably shoulda tried it.

>>5268003
Keep deluding yourself senpai.

>>5268007

At worst I'd have become a street hooker and been drafted into the CIA.

>>5267988
Bisexual? Asexual? What?

I want relationship with a girl I like, but I'm afraid I couldn't perform when it matters.

I can't really imagine myself in a relationship with a guy, but I wouldn't mind some guy coming to my apartment and fucking me right now.

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>>5267987
I don't know how I'd go with dating one. I get so jelly of guys with nice and interesting bone structures, even if they aren't conventionally attractive.
>tfw weak chin

>>5268000
It's okay, they're a meme brand anyway. I hope Hedi kills himself soon tbqh.

>>5268009
ok, so tell me how I am being delusional.
you think that dating as a straight man is just as hard as dating as a gay man?

>>5268028
you're likely comparing your experience to that of a 10/10 straight dude, regardless of your own appearance. I've lived with plenty of straight dudes of different attractiveness and social ability and I can assure you that for the average looking straight dude dating is an absolute shit show

the small dating pool meme is so tired it's laughable. The internet exists senpai. Let me preempt your complaint that dating apps suck. Dating apps only suck if you're not presentable. And if that's your problem then refer to my previous post: delusion.

>>5267975
Really reconsider if you couldn't fall in love with guys. I believe I was like you for very long, but then I just.. didnt anymore. You neednt be unhappy anon, one day you'll heart will be taken by a guy dont worry. (Or maybe your penis will be seduced by a girl, that would be nice too)

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>>5268000
maybe it's because you're a furfag

>>5267996

Some people are so bad at it they need that level of guidance. Case in point...

>>5268016

Bisexual. Just be it's not a perfect 50/50 split doesn't mean it's not the case.

Good luck in you endeavours either way.

>>5268021

You'd just have to find one.

Whatever happened to maki?

The threads insanely dead without him

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>>5268103
Shut up, Maki.

>>5268044
no, i'm not.
it's just that i have had so many opportunities to date girls throughout all my life. i've had girls hit on me, fall in love with me, try to kiss me, and i'm average-looking at best, and super shy.
most of my below-average-looking straight friends are also in longterm relationships with women, so I really have a hard time believing it's even half as hard as it is for the average gay guy. maybe for that guy who is extra socially anxious and spends his day shitposting on 4chan, but not for your everyday straight dude.

how is saying that we have a small dating pool laughable? it's just a fact, plain and simple. how could you find an issue with that?

and yeah, i'm not very attractive, it's true. i doubt if i posted a picture of my face on grindr many people would try contacting me. my body is not impressive either. so yes, i certainly am not going to be into apps where you are completely reduced to your appearance.
good for you if you're so attractive and 'presentable' that you've had so much success with these apps. congrats, seriously.

>>5268103

>insanely dead

Go to literally any other non-4chan forum and talk to me about "dead". You're just spoiled by crazy quick posting on 4chan.

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>>5267891

>>5268103

what ever happened to sadfrog, anyone else miss him and his qt penis?

>>5268117
I got myself permanetely banned because of my edgy breakup phase
I can't even post unless I work heavy shenanigans.

I miss you bby

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Virgins, I have a question for you. Normies need not apply.


What is the most sexual situation you can remember?

>>5268145
When I fucked my boyfriend.

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>>5268141
I've had imaginary sex with numerous qts since our divorce, I-I don't miss you at all! T-the snuggles and kek fantasies weren't that good!

Whatever happened to everything?

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>>5268153
Just let me role play a bad breakup bby on here

You know im the best. Im the fuzziest the cutest. Everyone has their bad days yeah? Be honest that you miss maki. I mean wr had the same interests sexually compatible. Were a match made in erping heaven
We also played the same videogames

Im perma banned anyway so its best you move on from how great I was but I know that Iwill leave a lasting impression on the hearts of everyone

>>5268159

20 million perfectly healthy people disappeared suddenly at the strike of New Years' 2014.

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>>5268103
>Maki
Literally who?

>>5268145
A short, obese Cameroonian man who spoke broken English dragging his hand across my groin. It was an experience similar to nails raking across chalkboard.

Who the fuck is Maki?
Is that some YouTube shill?

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>tfw boil on ass cheek
whyyyyyyyyyy

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>>5268171
W-well you are fuzzy..and kinda cute...and we are very compatible..and you do have a nice, plump butt.
But this is not healthy, Maki! We're just at different points in our lives, and you clearly can't keep that tiny dick of yours in your little panties.
I'm disgusted w/ you rn tbrqvh.
I wanna beat you up, and not in a good way, yeah?

>>5268125
I wish for one day you could get some outside perspective on yourself.

>>5268185
be a good boy and post pic

>>5268159
Shitposters set off a nuclear bomb of shit and now is the fallout

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>be me
>insanely bored
>go on craigslist to look at all the ugly and inferior homos who are disgusting looking
>feel good because i know I will always be smarter and cuter than them
Anyone else ever do this when they want to feel good?

>>5268193
me too

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>>5268200
you asked for it

>>5268210
why do i find this so cute

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>>5268145
>high school first year gym lockers
>PE personal project
>could choose between various assignments
>4 (incl. me) guys chose weight lifting gym
>go there after school hours
>PE teacher there to help
>only 4 of us in locker room
>finish gym class
>go back
>our locker room is occupied by senior class wrestling team
>at least a dozen hs wrestling cuties
>other guys in my gym class are also scared of changing
>the wrestlers are f i t
>in room full of the hottest guys i've ever seen in varying states of undress
>chose not to shower
>put my jeans on over the gym shorts
>to not expose my raging erection
>waited for the other 3 guys to shower
>a wrestler asked me if I wasn't going to shower
>said I'm just heading home afterwards
>he said that their wrestling class was about to start in five minutes if I needed to shower
>trying to stop looking at butts and balls and firmly stared into the ground
t-there's something about straight guys being nice to me that makes my heart flutter.

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>>5268189
Its weird...you really annoy me when you say yeah? Like it triggers me yet for some reason I have no issue with it because that's a part of you im willing to accept...

I won't be posting here as often since its a bitch to post here now but just know that of all of the transgirls and gays and women ive had a fictional relationship with you were my favorite tbqh...Youre just so hot and being mean to hide your insecurity. Probably why we had a bunch in common.

Welp I have to go. Im going to get drunk irl

>>5268216
Because you're a fucking freak. A bacterial infection of a hair folical is cute to you? Worse than diaper fetish tbqh

>be me
>complain about not having any friends and spending all weekend by yoursef in your apartment
>someone invites to you to a party
>freak out and say you're working on a big project due monday when youre just shitposting on 4chan

>>5267707
>Would you like a dom masc4masc twink bf?

115kg @ 185cm /fit/izen here.

Only if you were cute and would transition, OP.

ok im going to go talk to the pianist

wish me luck

>>5268217
>straight guys being nice to me that makes my heart flutter.
preach

>>5268210
You're disgusting. Well your skin is, please exfoliate and use moisturiser. Do you fucking rub greasy burgers on your body?

>>5268229
holy fuck!!! rude af tbf

u down for some cuddlin later?

>>5268202
>see furry post on /gaygen/
>feel good because I know I will always be smarter and cuter than them
>>5268210
that looks like a case of an ingrown hair, did you try shaving your butt recently?

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>>5268224
>of all of the transgirls and gays and women ive had a fictional relationship with you were my favorite tbqh
I bet you say that to all of the, you fucking whore.

>>5268231
Me tbqh.

>>5268234
I hope he tells you he aint into any o' dat faggot shieet.

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>>5268145

When I was in the latter years of secondary school I had a friend who liked to straddle me. His long hair could brush against my face. He was qt but basically the Devil.

Another time I was at a party and some guy I'd met a few hours earlier sat on my lap like it totally normal, but I think he was trying to psych me out. I just let him sit there with my arms either side of him. Eventually he got off me, I like to think so he could wank himself silly in the bathroom.

I should have shagged both of them silly in front of everyone. I mean, it's not like any onlookers would intervene, right? Not physically, anyway.

>>5268252

he has a gf
:(

>>5268233
Wow! 115 kg! Im your height and 94 kg and thought I was doing okay, but 115 kg is a whole other league jeez. How long have you lifted? How's your bodyfat%? Pic?: D

>>5268021
>tfw weak chin

You can fix that with surgery.

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>guy on grindr 10meters away
>looks cute
>sudenly 15metters
>hmm
>20
>back to 10
>12
>back to 10
>9
>8
OH MY GOD IS THIS BITCH LOOKIGN FOR ME?

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>>5268267
Holy shit, really embarrassed for you rn tbqh.
I can empathize though, all the guys I crushed on at uni this semester ended up being straight.

>>5268267

Engage her in single combat and claim her boyfriend as your concubine!

>>5268273
Costs thousands of dollars, not really feasible in my current situation.

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>>5268278
You've been compromised. Get out of there.

>>5268247
>thinking you can ever be as cute as our boi aced
kekius maximus

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>>5268252
I don't think I've ever said that to anybody else ever tbqh...There's just something special about you over everyone else...i mean look at it in ban evading just to call you sexy. Im not even gay but id almost consider it for you just because I like you around me. I know I probably scared you off but I had a bad rl breakup.

Im talking too much but I really think you are the cutest guy here and I really enjoyed my time flirting with you.
But I mean its over yeah?

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>not having the filename maki filtered
>not having maki filtered
kek

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>>5268278
>grindr

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>>5268134
>tfw can outbench sp finally

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>>5268261
Why haven't you fugged anyone yet? Are you a shy british cutie or from one of the colonies?

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>>5268312
Oh? How much you liftin?

>>5268301
>siding with a furfag
>ever
lol kill yourself

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>>5268315

I'm English, yes. I haven't had a social life for some years now, and haven't met up with a friend since last December. Also, I'm not very attractive.

Being suicidally depressed doesn't help in changing my situation around either.

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>>5268327
250lbs for reps brotag

>>5268328
>not realizing furry is a very popular gay fetish
Lmao

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>>5268302
G-go away! You're making this harder than it has to be. It's over, Myakki. You're just no good for me.
I'll find someone else to cuddle and play autistic vidya with..who's also fluffy..and soft all over..


O///O Aaaaah

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>>5268340
Noice. I'm jelly.

>>5268302
Has your bully posted pics or something Maki? I've never seen 'em

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>>5268350
>not realizing that furry is a seriously fucked up fetish
lmao

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>>5268340
wew lad that's pretty good. How's your progress body wise out of curiosity, i can only press like 50kg lol.

>>5268333
just get drunk and stumble into a gay pub or club its what us english are best at doing. or more realistically just go on grindr etc and ask for new friends to introduce you to the gay scene? but i guess with your mental situation you need to sort that out first. good luck.

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>>5268378
why is this literally the first thing I see after getting internet back?

I need to rethink my life

>>5268357
this post is all kinds of embarrassing.

>>5268384

I would probably have done both of those things and more, but I live in a town of 30,000, which isn't nearly as many people as it sounds. There's nothing but suicidal ideation and forever aloneness for me here, but I'm to skint and depressed to leave.

how much time have you spent on in the internet in the past couple of days?

>>5268234
gl mate, may you slay that boipussi with ease
>>5268238
I sit for long periods
>>5268247
Ye I did, but this is about the size of a quarter and has a significant lump

>>5268430
Called my dad up, he said its def a boil.
>tfw old man wisdom on demand

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>>5268375
Yeah he's posted some that im not sharing unless he wants me too. I mean it is over and were both single so...

>>5268357
Im going to miss you...maybe we can erp some other time and get cuddly especially since its colder in lousiana here. You really are my favorite that I've ever erped with...so hot...

>>5268402
One day you'll fall for my charm

What do you call someone with a cute face, short body size but broad shoulders?

Fitbit ChargeHR

Fitbit Surge

Which one?

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>>5268384
Pretty good aside from ohp.
Squat is up to 370.
Deadlift is stalling at 420 max...
OHP is stuck at 150 for reps.

>>5268362
Well you're only benching 10lbs less then me, you'll probably catch up quickly Brotag.

>>5268453
There isn't a "tribe" for literally every body type, you know...

I just remembered that last night I fucked by boyfriend while his dad was asleep in the room. He wouldn't stop rubbing his butt on me and telling me to do it.

I think I've reached a new level of lewd for myself.

>>5268453
Stocky?

i hate all of you so much

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>>5268489
luv u 2 bby

>>5268453

Disaaaaabled.

>>5268430
>Ye I did, but this is about the size of a quarter and has a significant lump
so, it's an ingrown hair

don't worry man, just learn how to shave
>>5268489
y-you too

>>5268480
call me when you fuck him with his brother sleeping in the bed next to his

>>5268497
heyyy
what's up?

>>5268498
>>5268494
i want you to die

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what are some movies that make you cry like a bitch? for me it is pic related
>>5268520
rude man, stop posting anytime

>>5268527
Imitation game, Marley and me, and the end of Lord of the Rings.

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>>5268453
That's exactly my body size, I think its called cub or something? But if I was skinny I could technically still be a twink.

>>5268453

Attractive, dummy.

>>5268498
No I mean a lump the size of a quarter you dingus. It's obviously pus or some fluid below the surface. It's probable that shaving is related but I don't think it's an ingrown hair. Either way I'm gonna hit it with some hot compresses and Epsom salt.

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>>5268527
My Own Private Idaho, A Single Man, The Normal Heart.

>>5268464
No big chunky gym rats to advise?

>>5268550
What's the snow like booger? Post snow pic

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>>5268550
>My Own Private Idaho
That movie makes me want to live a simple life with a cute degenerate bf.

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>>5268527
>movie centered around a dog

Lemme guess...the dog dies.

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Should I buy a wiiu or a leather jacket with doc martins for winter since its all snowy?

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>>5268529
>>5268550
thank you

the last time I cried to a movie was the ending to Murnau's Faust. I hope these movies are better

>>5268583
Don't buy a wii u

>>5268583
Buy a wii

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>>5268582
>not knowing Hachiko's story

I'm dissapoint.

>>5268571
that campfire scene tears me apart though.
those movies are like the three gay tragedies.
1. falling for a straight boy
2. losing a loved one
3. aids epidemic

>>5268568
its really nice. but i cant post a pic. only have my webcam rn. :(

>>5268585
np faM

>>5268601
I wish I had snow :(

>>5268582
>the dog dies
wow what an insight

all dogs die eventually
>>5268583
buy a sexy leather jacket

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>>5268609
You smart ass.
>>5268599
I'll give it whirl.

>>5268583

Clothes. Note that the only person to suggest otherwise already has a boyfriend and doesn't have to worry about dying alone.

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>>5268443
>tfw parents split up since before I can remember
>tfw being shipped between moms and dad's place every week on a court ordered schedule throughout childhood
>tfw I always felt less important than the latest woman in my dad's carousel of girlfriends
>tfw even holidays suck because my parents always end up fighting over whose turn it is
>tfw playing the messenger between them and being shot over and over about things a child shouldn't worry about(child support,who should pay for my fifth grade gym class uniform)
>tfw as a teenager we drift farther apart, emotionally and physically(he moved to another state)
>tfw we see each other rarely, on holidays, and then not at all
>tfw six months ago, haven't spoken in years
>tfw his mother, my grandmother passes away
>tfw see my father at the funeral for the first time in years
>tfw he had been remarried and divorced again
>tfw it feels like running into an old coworker
>tfw I had never seen my father cry
>tfw he breaks down crying as we scatter his mothers ashes at sea
>tfw I weep for my grandmother(we were close)
>tfw after the ceremony, he turns to me, sobbing and says "I love you, son" then embraces me
>tfw I hug him back, and feel nothing.

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>>5268623
>>5268609
>>5268589
Alright
Ive always to dress more badass like I used to anyway since I am a bad boy tbqh...

>>5268608
It gets old quick
I have a huge forest near me that I like to explore
I went there last night to chase some deer and explore it again with some friends. I can probably post some cool snowy pictures from the woods when we hang out again.

>>5268590
Im not as beefy and good looking as you I need a leathet jacket to trick people into thinking im attractive and have a personality

>>5268614
it's a good story and a good movie

I strongly dislike dogs because i was attacked by one when I was 10 y/o, but the movie changed my position on them

>>5268651
good choice clothes are nice.

>>5268145

>walked into catholic church while walking home from school as young teen
>no one seemed to be around, just me in this vast empty religious building with mile high ceilings
>go into confessional booth thinking I'll jerk off
>the idea of getting caught wanking always excited me so I went inside
>as soon as I went in and closed the door
>the mouth screen slid open and a older man's voice asked me to confess
>I was startled as I didn't know someone hanged out in those things and I felt like I need to be totally honest for whatever reason
>so I confess to priest about being gay and getting bullied in HS and my thoughts of suicide
>at the time there was this group of meanies who loved to taunt me, I always tried to avoid them after school while walking home so they couldn't annoy me
>priest on the other end for some reason starts sobbing and crying telling me it will be okay through the screen..wtf?
>than goes on to tell me how he always known he was gay but got married too young for his parents and how his dad would spank him with a leather belt
>asks if I want to go on a date or have sex sometime
>i decline and quickly holt out of the confessional because I thought this dude was going to rape me

Haven't been to a church since and I'm straight now... I owe that priest my life for scaring me away of the gay lifestyle. Funny how that works out.

>>5268647
>tfw I hug him back, and feel nothing.

kek your dad has a small dick

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>>5268647

Similar situation, different experiences, still an awful thing regardless.

guys should i go to this party i was invited to tonight

last time i went to a party (6 months ago), it was disastrous and traumatizing and i came back home at 12:30am and swore to myself i would never go to a party ever again

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>>5268647
man up bitch

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Am I an asshole for assuming he wanted me to send him nudes?

I'm really shit at texting and usually don't understand what's going on. Ironically, I'm a much better conversator in person.

>>5267863
>Paris Femmes

I like the models Yohji Yamamoto has on his shows.

>>5268647
My parent split up when I was about 11. Luckily my parents shielded me from all of the nastiness.

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>>5268583
>Leather jacket
God dammit, Maki. We could have had it all.
We could have started our own biker game, on top of cuddling while playing JRPGs.

>>5268601
>that campfire scene tears me apart though.
iktf
Then he leaves him for some Italian cunt.
bit rude tbqh.
River Phoenix was qt as fuck in that movie.

>>5268688
Man up and do what?

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Which film should I watch, you plebs?

>>5268687
Yes, get blotto

>>5268705
quit being a bitch

>>5268707
Network is good

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>>5268703
>that jacket

Okay there, MJ.
>>5268707
Not familiar with any of those, but go with Rescue Dawn.

>>5268687
What went so horribly wrong?

But yes, you should definitely go. Life is too short to spend Saturday nights alone.

>>5268707
Network is one of the greatest movies ever made so if you haven't seen that then check it out senpai

>>5268687
yes go
I wish I had a party to go to

>>5268703
>>5268717
>that jacket
>that hair
>those lips
Holy shit it is Michael Jackson

>>5268689
It makes you seem a bit jaded perhaps but that guy clearly isn't much better at texting than you are. Just a misunderstanding

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>>5268647
>tfw parents divorce when i'm 7 years old
>tfw dad leaves mom for some girl he does heroin with
>tfw mom left all alone with three kids and three jobs to keep it all together
>tfw mom is forced to start looking into dating other men in order to continue to support us
>tfw mom ends up marrying another awful man
>tfw get beat up and emotionally abused by my step dad regularly
>tfw get into crossdressing at 13 and fantasize about cute guys
>tfw step dad finds my clothes and beats the shit out of me
>tfw call the police after he starves me for three days straight during the summer
>tfw they escort me to my grandmothers and i live out two years with her before i turn 18
>tfw meet my bio dad again at 21
>tfw want a relationship with him again
>tfw come out to him and he seems cool
>tfw decide to live with him for a bit while money is tight
>tfw he has one of his manic depressive attacks and starts tearing my clothes off
>tfw he kicks me out of his house without my cell phone or car keys
>tfw so destroyed by all of this i jump in front of a train
>tfw dude pushes me off the track and pins me down and calls 911
>tfw last time he talked to me he called me a faggot and told me to never contact him again
>mfw daddy issues

>>5268714
>>5268717
>>5268722

I respect you SP, but democracy has won out today.

Coffee, film, cry, bed.

See you, gays!

>>5268671
Sorry about it m8

>>5268698
That's good. My parents tried but after the first ten years or so the gloves came off.

>>5268707

Network

>>5268738
tfw when i always had loving parents who worry way too much about me

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>>5268717
>>5268732
That's ignorant.

>>5268749
ikr right
its so annoying
like yes mum ive already had lunch today geez

>>5268738
Fuck m8.

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>>5268669
>Haven't been to a church since and I'm straight now... I owe that priest my life for scaring me away of the gay lifestyle. Funny how that works out.

Nice fantasy you power bottom faggot.

>>5268749
What a faggot

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>>5268738
Oh jeez I'm sorry booger... I wish I could give you a hug desu.

>>5268751
shave you disgusting piece of shit
ugly ass fuck boy

woke up this morning next to someone not hot.
why do I get with uglies when I'm drunk?

>>5268768
I like it desu, looks kinda hot

>>5268754
so true!
holy fuck im 21 and my mom texts me every morning, calls me during lunch, texts me during the afternoon and calls me twice every night

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>>5268703
You look so cool in that jacket im not going to lie. I have the military cut and you have the long hair we would look so cool.
I know Japanese pretty well also so I could show you cool rare ones.
Its too bad were single now.

>>5268717
>>5268732
F u!
Those lips are great for dick sucking

>>5268738
Are we bad childhood time?
Ill hug you boogz you'll be alright you'll make it. I believe in you even if nobody else does

>>5268778
What? Micheal Jackson had nicer lips

>>5268783
NICE lips. Fucking autocorrect I swear

>>5268770
you're ugly at heart

>>5268751

take photo with mouth open
for my folder of you
thnkx

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I was really worried that I wasnt gay, because I was never attracted to anyone I saw IRL or on dating sites.

Having just spent the last 3 hours staring at a concert pianist with a halfchub I can safely say that is not the case.

I'm just attracted to fuzzy guys who are like 25 or so, which sucks because I never interact with those people in my everyday life...

I've accepted that I'll probably be a lifelong virgin. I've accepted that I'll probably be dateless. Kissless. Oh well. This way I'll be safer.
AMA. Ask Me Anything. Please. I'm feeling lonely today.

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>>5268743

Anon! You're spoiling me with these >(You)s!

>Chat with someone from this site
>"Actually I'm not like other gay guys I'm a conservative and NatSoc

So he's like every fucking gay guy who's not like every other gay guy.

Is there anyone here who's actually a liberal like a nice little homosexual?

>>5268770
you shouldve talked to him
he couldve been a nice guy
he couldve treated you well and made you happy and complete

>>5268796
Are you ugly? Do you have a shit personality?

>>5268802
nah. I just wanted to put my penis in him when I was drunk.

>>5268801
Being a liberal means you have to like all of the ugly, dark races from the depths of the abyss.

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>>5268768
It's literally stubble from 2 days, senpai. Cool it, yeah?

>>5268778
ikr
We could have lurked in alleyways and intimidated passing high school students.
Could have recruited some twink to be our "girl."
Too bad we're single now tbqh.

>>5268801
>chatting with someone from /polgbt/
>omg why arent they liberal

>>5268801
i'm pretty liberal.
not an sjw, but i like socialism and altruism and all that.

>>5268792
Good luck finding your fuzzy handsome bf anon. The guy in the pic is crazy hot

>>5268801
I really hate domestic politics

I guess I'm center left though

>>5268803
I mean, I've been told I'm attractive by more than just my mother... And I've gotten into the position where I could've hooked up with people so I guess I'm attractive enough to get a hookup.
I'm really depressed though. Stopped me from going through with hookups, and I have a shit personality cause of the depression. We're kinda just one being now.

>>5268510

My Skype connection is trash.

>>5268796
What convinced you that you're destined to be a lifelong Virgin? How old are you?

>>5268797
Have another you shirtlifter

what happened to that brazilian dude, pvt faggot?
i miss him tbqh

>>5268829
Convinced because of my own issues.
34.

>>5268738
Oh fuck, it's you booger.

My parents are also divorced, but it was never like that. I love my father more than anything and he is a good one, at most I'm sad that I don't see him more often nowerdays.

>>5268801
I am a communist, and I am not joking about this.

I'm very active in pretty much all the radical leftist organizations in my area (as logn as they're not maoist)

>>5268810

It's not about what they believe in. It's that they think they're somehow different from every other guy who happens to be gay as well, especially on a site where it's chic to be against the grain

>>5268842
>fags get beaten up and killed just like that in brazil

i hope he's ok :c

>>5268842
DROP AND GIVE ME 50 MAGGOT

>>5268801
Just for the record, he didn't mean me.

Although I also have chatted with someone on here. I would never describe myself as NatSoc either.

>>5268851
omg dont say that!!!

>>5268852
HI

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>no blue eyes ginger bf
>no chance at getting fucked anytime soon
>mfw

>>5268738

Wow.
You've had an interesting life!

>tfw i wanna hire a cleaning lady cuz i can't keep up with the house chores but im scared she will find my dildos

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>>5268849
>I'm proud of being a retarded shitter
okay

>>5268843
Care to elaborate? You said AMA. Is losing your virginity important to you? Do you want to?

>>5268801
anti-business(wealth creators innit) islam apologising studying for useless degree white guilt ridden lefty reporting I N

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>>5268864

>>5268852
there he is hehe
>>5268864
The feel man.
>>5268867
I got this!

>>5268849
Do you have an excuse like being underage or are you retarded?

>>5268868
what? ...

>>5268873
>no freckles
>visible eyelashes
>facial hair

THEY NO TROO GINGER

>>5268876
You haven't even read one book by Marx you fucking idiot.

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We should just like...fund education and health and shit with like..Bill Gates...to be honest.

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>>5268873
All that ginger I might need some ale
>>5268874
Just curious but how old are you?
>looked at a cute boy that knows I have a crush on as soon as he walks in the room
>"Damnit"
Pic related mfw he leaves when I look at him

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>>5268880
all communists belong in mass graves

>>5268869
It's not really important to me. I just decided to mention it cause there was a thread about a 30 year old virgin and I hoped this would make him feel better. I'm 34.
It used to be important to me though. Not necessarily losing my virginity, but falling in love.

>>5268864
I've got red hair, I'm a fat uggo tho

>>5268900
as do republetards, my good sir

>>5268903
>tfw 22
>I have never really fallen in love
>still virgin

Sooo are we just going to pretend maki didn't spazz out now that he's being nice?

>>5268894
Im 19. Cute boys can do that c: I hope I have the same effect hehe
>>5268888
nice one m8. But yah people should really just stop being so shitty. Being a decent person goes a long way sometimes.

>>5268867
Dude she's seen worse

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>>5268916
>nice
Teme..

>>5268919
>>5268894
Aww you'll grow out of it.

>>5268915
Is there nobody you could fuck?

who /fat/ here

i'm not fat but i want a fat bf

>>5268927
Yah just working with what I got till I bulk up again!

>>5268915
It's okay. Hopefully you'll find someone. Hopefully you won't end up like me.

There comes a time when you know you just won't fall in love.

When your parents feel bad and look you in the eyes every holiday and you know they've given up cause they no longer ask about anyone special you might've met. When your siblings have children and you're just an aging hermit.
The disappointment. It sucks.

>>5268927
>Is there nobody you could fuck?
Well, I bet there is, but I am not that degenerate or desperate for a quick fuck.

>>5268931
I weigh 100lbs

>>5268931
yh im fat
want to be my bf

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>>5268912
>fat
>uggo
You can still fuck my gay ass desu
>>5268919
I wish I was 19 :/
And hot
And had a big fat COCK

>>5268938
Why not?

>>5268934
How old are you anon?

>>5268942
i think the last time i weighed 100 lbs was grade school maybe?
i hit 125lbs in high school and haven't gained or lost weight since.
how tall are you?

>>5268942
Oink oink fatty

>>5268952
5'8

>>5268944
wow

>>5268947
>Why not?
Okay honestly:
I no longer feel anxiety, maybe only a bit of discomfort for new situations, but I actually feel unworthy to be with someone.

I sexually identify as being more mascular than I actually am. :^)


;_;

>>5268945
haha its nice in a way. If I took more care of myself id probably look decent. Cant wait.

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>>5268942
>>5268955
Post Vocaroo, shlomo.

>>5268942
Hit the treadmill.

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>>5268914
I'm not even American, but I would rip the flesh off your bones for being a communist

>>5268942

pls eat, babe
;^;

>>5268954
>>5268964
bullygen pls

>>5268963
I'm not Christmas Hitler

>>5268969
>I'm not Christmas Hitler
LUCKILY!

Now post. And at least 20 seconds.

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>tfw too socially awkward and skinnyfat to be a slut
I just wanna get around desu

>>5268969
You need to be skinny on the inside too.

>>5268959
>more mascular

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>>5268969
Are you trying to Jew me, huh? I'll fucking snap you like a twig, you fucking yid.
S I N G S O N G
I
N
G

S
O
N
G

>>5268978

i was just like you 6 months ago
then i saw a trip called "Jelly"'s crazy hot body, and i started working out and shit.

Now the only thing holding me back from being a slut is crippling social insecurity!
yayyy

>>5268955
always be my #1 bitch yo
>tfw used to weigh 100lbs
>5"10
too many amphetamines is not healthy

>>5268978
if fat hairy bears can be sluts you can be a skinny fat slut

just work on your social awkwardness

>>5268978
Solution:
>starve yourself - keto diet FTW
>call me, before you slut it up and become a degenerate, disease-infested nurgle/slaanesh worshipper

>>5268947
>how old are you?
I'm 34. Virgin. Kissless. Dateless. Depressed. Etc.

>>5268993

>starve yourself

someone doesnt understand how skinnyfat works
he needs to work out as well to look hot

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>tfw never be as skelly as hitlerfu

>>5268976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pxTZHph3ja
how's ten seconds
enjoy my faggy 14 year old boy's voice

>>5268998
I have a really small frame
my overall body is very petite along with me being skinny

>>5268998
>mfw 6'1" 140lbs

skelly but not that skelly c:

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>>5269004
>That gay voice
I'm so sorry.

>>5268998
I kinda see you 2 as the same person tbqh. Your pics are so similar.

>>5269004
>no songs to sing about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7HgazPrhE

Do it faggot!

>>5269015
Me too, anon. Me too.

>>5269016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FolGtrVuiL4

>>5269019
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FolGtrVuiL4
>I have to use proxytube to watch this
>I live in a "free" "democracy"

>>5269006
Remember, inside of every fat person is a thin person, and inside of every thin person, a desperately gluttonous skeleton trying to survive.

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>>5269004
yeah im super jelly tbqh

>>5269035
You both from the few pics I've seen look the same to me.

>>5269035
then quit stuffing ur fat face bitch

>>5269004
haha nice voice.

>>5269038
i'm off-brand hitler tbqh

Gaygen, how do I get rid if internalized homophobia?
>inb4 see a therapist
I don't know of any pro LGBT ones in my area.

>>5269052

you dont need a special "pro LGBT" therapist, any decent therapist will know how to treat selfhatred.

And if they dont, they can direct you to one who does.

>>5269004
Hearing a longer vocaroo of yourself, really highlights your lisp and the faginess of your voice.

>>5269052
are you gay? if yes, dont bother, if not, then whatever

>>5269052
Where do you live?

>>5269052
just believe n yrself
u can do it

>>5267919

That's only okay if you post tumtum and thighs with it

>>5269052

Snuggle with a bf

Seriously having a bf just made me so much more comfortable with being a homo

Although I didn't have that much internalized homophobia to begin with

>>5269056
Still, how do I get rid of it. A therapist is seriously not an option.
>>5269060
Florida
>>5269058
Wat

Still, how do I get over it?

>>5269071
I can't get a boyfriend. Too far into Narnia.

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>>5269064
Post Vocaroo of yourself moaning softly.

You may also include smacking, squishing, squelching, and/or flatulent noises for ambiance.

>>5269058
gay voice =/= lisp
my voice is faggy af but I don't have a lisp lol

>>5269034
tbf if I actually gained weight I wouldn't eat as much as I do

>>5269035
I think you look fine as is
just do you

>>5269047
it's truly a curse

>>5269086
post vocaroo pls

>>5269086
>my voice is faggy af but I don't have a lisp lol
I would describe it as the stereotypically gay lisp, and if not lisp, then at least a hint of a lisp.

>>5269079
>Florida
Dude any therapist can help you

>>5269086
haha at least you don't laugh like a hyena.

>>5269090
Bost vocaroo yourself pls.

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How can you guys be ok with being skinny.
Im cutting saw myself getting smaller freaked out and started eating again.

I could never imagine being under 130 and the only time I was it was when I was on aphetimines

I accidentally posted this on mtfg lol

I drank too much coffee and preworkout

>>5269052
>internalized homophobia
nice meme bro

>>5269090
post vocaroo pls, boogy

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>>5269099
As if you'd ever need to get any smaller.

>>5269090
I just posted one >>5269004

>>5269099
>tfw getting prescribed adderall soon
Time to get skinny the easy way

New:

>>5269114
>>5269114
>>5269114

>>5269098
>>5269112
i have posted plenty. my voice is not cute.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bWCGYHTgKr

I weigh as much as I did when I was 12 right now. Last year and the year before, less.