Real faggot hours

I'm straight but love dick.

>>5265999
I'm straight with preop trans girlfriend

>>5266009
Then you are a faggot

>>5266019
Youre cool, ill allow it

>>5266026

How can I be a faggot if I'm straight? Idiot!

>>5266036
You love dick, therefore faggot

>>5266040
i am straight and i love my dick

im only attracted to females but i eat my semen from time to time

what am i

>>5266050
Bisexual faggot

>>5265999
Hey hi hello

>>5266040

But I'm not attracted to men, just cock. For me to be a fag I'd have to be attracted to at least one male, which I am not.

>>5266060
Nope, you are faggot. Its ok though.

>>5266060
Denial

>>5266067

You're just projecting your own gayness onto me. And your logic is flawed, it's like saying you like feet, men have feet, therefore you are gay, it's bullshit.

>>5266077
Cock is not the same as feet. You are bi and in denial.

>>5266083

Of course it's not the same, but in both cases being attracted to them doesn't mean you are attracted to men.

I work graveyard shifts. I'll be awake long after the rest of you bitch-ass faggots crash out of your Ecstasy-fueled raves.

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trudging through online reviews to find a good ejaculating sex toy

any suggestions?

>>5266131
Just do like the buttsluts do and find a fuckbuddy on Grindr. Just make sure he's been tested recently.

>>5266050
mentally ill

>>5266131
Dragon dick with the optional cum-shooting addon, cant think of where to find it but there is a gif somewhere of a demonstration.