gay general: tennis edition

First for red blushing cheeks, red noses and cute philtrum are the things I like about winter and guys.

>>5257964
ur body is fit for 4chan
i would fucking block u if u messaged me on grindr
and pretty sure u said u want to fuck ur dad
im not fantasizing about u princess
im not a neckbeard
i dont fantasize about incest

How many times have you jerked off today, gaygen?

I normally only do it once or twice a day but today I've done it fourth times already

>>5257997
four*

>>5257997
0
i dont masturbate unless someone wants to watch me do it
when i was like 15 id do it 10 times a day

Why do pretty much only black/latino guys message me on grindr? Am I the type of white guy they find appealing or is it just that they're more forward in general? Not that I have a problem with it, I'm just curious.

>>5257982
>30 recently snuck up on me like a gay ninja.
that's hot. i really like older guys.

>>5257992
i know but i just can't relate with straight couples. and all rom coms are awful. romantic dramas are ok sometimes, but i just can't relate to the situation at all and it's so boring.

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>>5257997

Just once. I've decided to do it less and enjoy it more.

That sounded less pathetic in my head.

>>5258005
are you white?

blacks are really racist when it comes to dating, they rarely date other blacks.

>>5258005
>Not that I have a problem with it
you racist, bro?

>I'm just curious.
post pic, we wont speculate

>>5258008
FUCK OFF
GO TO THE OTHER GAYGEN U UGLY FUCK

>>5258005
are u fat
black guys like fat white asses

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I'm so happy guys
Having a busy fulfilling week is the best feeling ever

I aced my three tests, made my group presentation look fucking beautiful, and I'm ready for my next two tests tomorrow

Such a fucking great week

none of u play or watch tennis do u
why do i even try

>>5258005
Blacks and Latinos are WAY more forward in the dating scene

I'd avoid both like the plague though
Especially the blacks

what are you listening to ladsss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emibjjkK4fE
>>5257995
lmao u tried to 'bully' me and now everyone itt thinks u want to take daddies cock in the ass pussy
give up already

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Gaygen used to have a copy pasta.

What the fuck happened faggots?

>>5258023
if I wanted to hear women screaming I'd watch straight porn

>>5258030
Oh I love every chance I get to attention whore :3
https://youtu.be/YZoonl58aps

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>>5258017
I'm happy for you anon, and I hope the inevitable shitposting you're going to get for blogging won't ruin your good mood.

>>5257997
None because lexapro has beheaded my libido

>>5258030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK0zBcVJkSM

no they dont u little bitch
they know u want to fuck ur stepdad

>>5258033
dude not womens tennis
mens tennis
although serena is a beast so i watch her matches

>>5258045
>lexapro
my nigguh
it hasn't made me less horny though.
i think my libido is indestructible.

>>5258044
This is gaygen
It's blogging 24/7
If anything not blogging means you don't fit in

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>>5257994
no replies?

guys ...

>>5258051
Consider yourself lucky, I liked jacking off

How do I improve my squat? I can't seem to get the feet right and maintain a good balance.

>>5258062
>20mg lexapro a day
>50mg spironolactone twice a day
still fap 3-4 times a week average

get on my level son.

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>>5258057

I like being able to wear jumpers with skinny jeans and momentarily deluding myself that I'm attractive.

Also being able to peddle like a mad cunt on my bike but still not sweat because it's 3 degrees Celsius.

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>>5257994
You don't generally reply to "first for" posts unless they're triggering senpai.

>>5258063

Take a video of it, you can get help either here or at /plg/ on fit.

What weight are you lifting? A lot of peopel "ego-lift" and put on too much weight to maintain good form at first.

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>>5258051
>>5258045
redpill me on lexapro

I hear that here sometimes, but I have NO IDEA what it's actually for.

>>5258080
depression.
it makes you not feel like killing yourself.

>>5258075
Started at 35, moved to 45, last night 60. 60 is about bodyweight. My PT told me to keep a very straight back, but in doing so, I couldn't keep my balance forward enough.

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>>5258032
No seriously what happened to gaygen, there used to be a map and chat room!

>>5258083

Sign me up for a kilo.

>>5258080
It also helps with anxiety

>>5258090

Ho humm. its tricky to help without a video but I can try.

Firstly, are you doing highbar or lowbar, and how deep is your squat?

>>5258091

Nobody used it so we took it out.

>>5258094
has it helped with yours? it doesn't really help me with mine too much.

>>5258091
the tiny chat became a huge autistic circlejerk and the map was pretty much useless

>>5257994
I blush all the fucking time so winter is the only time I truly blend in, feels damn good desu.

>>5258100
Yea it has to a degree. I didn't really want to take benzo's so this was the only choice

>>5258098
High bar, deeper than parallel.

I had to google high bar or low bar, and looking at it, it looks like I was using low bar form (moving forwards to retain my balance) with high bar position.

Maybe I should just change to low bar?

I think my PT gave some bad advice looking at this. He told me to keep my feet parallel facing forwards, not outwards, and to have my feet at about shoulder width, but looking at this most people are more than shoulder width with their feet pointing outwards.

>>5258117
>but looking at this most people are more than shoulder width with their feet pointing outwards.
Hold on a minute. It matter how tall you are tbqh.

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>>5258117

If the problem is flexibility, lowbar is a little more difficult but requires a lot less flexibility as you only have to break parallel to complete the movement.

The best squat coach you will ever see is Mark Rippetoe, and he has a pretty neat video here, if you ignore the cringey channel.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhVC_AnZYYM
Lowbar squat advice does NOT get better than this.

Foot width varies depending on femur length and shit, but its normally about shoulder width with your feet ideally parallel, but for a beginner htis may not be possible.

And to be completely honest 80% of PTs are hacks who have no idea what theyre doing. Is there a reason you dont just workout on your own and save your money?

>>5258123
6 foot. My legs are quite long, so honestly it's quite hard for me to get that deep with my feet like that.

So which trips are actually allowed here now?

>>5258136
freddie only

>tfw you realize there's people on 4chan with a folder of your pictures that they collect

>>5258162

dont flatter yoruself

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>>5258105
I met someone from that map, I took him to a gay club for the first time. I guess I was one of the few that actually used it.

>>5258175

how was it? did he have fun?

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what are you cooking for dinner tonight, gaygen?
i am cooking salmon and broccoli and velveeta.

>>5258175
>going to a gay bar
How gay

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>>5258162

>>5258162
i don't even know why i do it

>>5258155
im not a trip u spastic daddy fucker

>>5258182
Pasta with a tomato vegetable sauce and garlic bread

>>5258175
natapoc i like u
u post aesthetic dudes

>>5258191
Who do you have folders of?
You're anon so be honest

>>5258194
nice. i think i'm going to do something similar tomorrow.

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>>5258200

>freddie knowing jack shit about aesthetics

>>5258203
You would like a stereotypical Italian dish

>>5258132
Ok so watching this, again, noticing a couple of points.

Foot and knee placement and angle. More closer to what I did originally. I was told to move my feet closer together, and keep them facing forward. Given I'm 6' and have what, a 30-32" chest, it's not hard to imagine that shoulder width is fucking difficult for me to push up from parallel.

Another thing is back straightness; I was told my back wasn't straight enough until I was almost flexing it backwards.

Thirdly, where I'm looking; initially I was looking at the floor, but again, I was told to look up to keep my back straighter.

I'm only 3 minutes in and it seems like I was doing a better job by myself.

>>5258203
It's a basic bitch recipe
Tomorrow I'll probably do tilapia
Oh and chocolate chip cookies that I'll bring to my project meeting :3

>>5258209
italian american yeah.
i really like italian american lasagna without meat.
and then spicy italian sausage on the side.
thick garlic bread and some sort of garden salad with italian dressing. ;~;
sounds so good. reminds me of family reunions.

>>5258215
>reminds me of family reunions.
doesnt this give you a panic attack or are you okay with familiar people

>tfw your bf will never think of you as a stranger and get a panic attack from seeing you

>>5258215
>without meat
Breeder detected

>>5258182
toast
w/ marmite
>>5258192
freddie do i care tho
ask yourself
do i really even care tho

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>>5258215
>lasagna

My favorite~ So goo-
>without meat

You get 1 knuckle sandwich.

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>>5258178
I got him very drunk and he got off with some 5/10 so probably. Do you go to gay bars?

>>5258200
I try. Its only cause I'll never be one.

I just realized mexicleans gone

Did the breeders scare him away

>>5258234
I don't like meat and tomato sauce desu so I get it

>>5258222
whenever i go to family reunions i always eat outside and smoke with my gay cousin lol.

i hate being in the center of the event. it's ok though because a lot of the people that go to those things don't care for me because i'm such a huge faggot.

>>5258239
mexiclean
sludgepuppy
pvt faggot

I miss them :c

>>5258242
>because i'm such a huge faggot.
I laughed out loud at that, thanks booger.

>>5258242
It's nice to know that other people think you're a huge faggot and that its not just me

>>5258234
>>5258225
without the ground meat. you eat the italian sausage on the side. its really good trust me.
spicy italian sausage. sooo good.

>>5258246
At least we got freddie 5652 maki hitler girl with pneunatic drill qtpersiab and booger writeranon XDDD
Such great posters

>>5258229
blatantly going to finger blast ur arse hole with the marmite
listening to ur stepdad fuck ur mother

>>5258238
and then u post a guy with chest hair and ruin it
u were doing so well
why cant u be them
are u lazy
im muscular but ill never be like the guys i hang out with because im not eating a huge container of rice tuna and veg for lunch

>>5258234
SP I remember having you on my steam list years ago from when there was gay threads on /soc/ and I removed you because you sent me some bot spam

>>5258250
whynotboth.jpeg
>>5258240
I need my lasagna meaty and cheesy. Now I want lasagna so bad.
>>5258246
Has it already been 3 years since they last posted? Wow.

>>5258258
What wrong with hairy guys

>>5258266
is that a rhetorical question

>>5258270
Nope
Why do you talk like a literal nigger?

>>5258259
Yeah.. my friend who I normally play with neglected to tell me he got spammed, so I just clicked this super cool video link I just had to see and wham.

He then proceeded to tell me it's a bot. We'll DUH.

>>5258263
i think mixing pork and beef like that would be weird. it's just how my family has always done it. and these people have dead family members that used to work for capone. so you don't really ask questions here.

how sad is that the internet guy will come to fix my internets tomorrow and that I'm hoping he'll be qt and will let me suck his dick?

It's a fantasy I've always have for some reason.

But the last time it was an old fat guy. Poor guy, he was so fat he didn't even fit in my chairs when he tried to sit down.

>>5258270
just 'cause you can't take a real man...

>>5258273
I want to cum on your food than feed it to you

>>5258192
Eh, you're about as faggy. Might as well be

>>5258274
i always have this fantasy with the repair men, internet guys, etc. my internet guys are so hot, but they're straight. one time he was trying to show me how to access the company's like little hub thing on my laptop and /lgbt/ popped up lol... he acted so cool about it. i really wish he'd come back and be my husbando.

>>5258274
Incredibly
Not to mention desperate
Get a life you loser

>>5258280
reminds me of a video I saw once of a guy cumming on his spaghettti and then eating it and I was there like

what a waste of food. I mean, that can't possibly taste good.

>>5258271
because im cool
why dont u shave ur disgusting unhygienic body hair
then u might get to have sex with cool hotties like me who talk like niggers

>>5258275
i like real men
not gorillas

>>5258274
lmfao
americas so backwards
internet guy
hahahahahahhaha

>>5258280
that sounds hot. i'd be ok with that if you were cute.

>>5258274
I actually worked for like 8 months as someone like that.

21 years old, not fat, average looks.

>>5258067
3-4 times a week is normal for me, I'm just not going 2 times per weekday and 3+ times on the weekend like I used to

>>5258300
Where are you from?

seriously why is america so backwards
ppl actually go to ur houses to fix ur internet
u dont have chip n pin
and ppl legit think abortion should be illegal

>>5258253
yeah i miss irishanon
and sludge
and pvt faggot
and wiz
such entertaining not ugly posters
these threads would be literally amazing again if they all came back and got rid of all these trannies

>>5258309
westminster

>>5258300
Lick my fuzz faggot
Real men like it
Obviously you're not a real man nigger

>>5258303
Im cute but you're not

I don't even know who's freddie anymore

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>>5258318
>Im cute but you're not

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>>5258210
So, on this note, they were basically trying to get me to do #1 with the bar in place #2.

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>>5258312
>chip n pin

>>5258318
lmao but ur not
hahahahahaha
idk if im cracking up cos im high or wghat
i am a real man
i just like looking hot and having sex with other hot real men
i dont like the feel or look of body hair
makes me vomit

>>5258324
ik they have it in canada
americans still swipe and sign like its 1999

>>5258334
>chip n pin
are you talking about debit?
we have that too.

>>5258327
>you
>real man

Rubgy pls
Im the most manliestv man that's ever posted here tbqh

i have milk and cookies

>>5258321
I think we have two shitposters going at it

>>5258334
We can tap, pin, sign, check, and electronic transfer. I think the bases are covered.

what do in power outage?
We can still business aye

No "Sooohry buddy, systems down"
Do you even capital?

>>5258366
Kill yourself

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>>5258258
>am I lazy

yes plus the lack of willpower and determination. here's a smoothy for you.

>>5258380
Kill yourself

>>5258371
u mad? Y u mad tho?

>>5258380
>that ugly nerd face
is that leo giamani?
what happened to him?

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>>5258387
Stop projecting faggot.

>>5258387

>>5258397
Seriously, tho. Niggerfaggot was more amusing

>>5258344

Ooh!

Hooray!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C4jRnBiB9n

>>5258395
Nah he still a qt that's just him with scruffy facial hair and glasses.

http://str8upgayporn.com/leo-giamani-gay-porn-comeback-guysite/

>>5258327
Kek
>real men


Not all guys look good hairless. Not all guys can work body hair.

>>5258413
I probably look better with some of my body hair NOT shaved off but I can't fucking stand it. It's irritating as hell.

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>>5257997
0, im probably going to fap to furshit later tho

>>5257997

Doing it once a day is overdoing it and it can cause adrenal fatigue, dry skin, depression, low energy, dark under eye circles, and other health problems.

1-3 times a week is okay, depending on how depleted you already are.

One a week is healthiest, especially when done with someone you love and are in a committed relationship with.

Never doing it is best, you have great energy reserves and won't get depleted easily. The most dominating guys doing it sparingly. They build up great energy and when they do have sex or bust a nut it's a force to be reckoned with.

>>5258434
source?

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>>5258434
>Never doing it is best

Are there any cute furry trips here?
What about hairless cuteys?

This site has ruined me

I can not find a gay guy in the wild who I don't find to be stupid or a faggot of some caliber
How do I take back the time spent here and lower my personality standards?

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>>5258442
not really a furry but i really like anthropomorphic bird races. people make fun of me and call it my fursona. but bird people are the best and i'd love to be a bird person.

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>>5258453
Holy shit me too

>>5258453
I meant fuzzy not furry

>>5258439
>source?


Here's a good overview:
http://www.herballove.com/guide/over-masturbation-symptom-and-solution-guide


Besides it commonly being known in Eastern medicine (Chinese, etc.) my own experiences and common sense gave me the insight for the most part.


It's like weight training...if you go to the gym every day what happens?
You kill your gains and become depleted of energy! Just as weight lifters need 1-3 days off in-between working out so do those who masturbate or have sex. There's no way around it! No amount of energy protein shakes can do what a few days of rest can!

We all know (at least those who've been in a long-term relationship)..that sex feels so much better when you have it once a week compared to every day. It makes it so worth it.

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>>5258442
they all left. only the ughooos are here.

>>5258448
4chan browsers operate on a higher level of existence + consciousness imho
we are the chosen ones

>>5258469
Who's ugly and who's cute im new.

>>5258442
Sludgepupperino is kinda cute and fuzzy

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>>5258457
oh wow. i'm so glad i'm not alone in this

>>5258460
oh well nah sorry. i'm hairless as fuck.

>>5258476
everyone has an ugly heart in here no matter how pretty they are.

>>5258467
hmm... last relationship I had it was almost sex everyday at night and me jerking off in the morning... at that was for about 3yrs.

>>5258442

They haven't been around in 1.5 years now?

That hottie Cazador is gone, that hottie Hue is gone, that cute twink Listless is gone. How sad...

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>mfw captured by a group of fag hags
>they try to set me up with guys
>all of them are fat and/or ugly
>mfw I most likely am in the same tier of ugliness than them

one of them even has blue hair

>>5258453
>Not really furry
>But I love furry shit
>Not even seeing how this is like every closet case ever
Thanks for lell

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>>5258488
>one of them even has blue hair

>>5258492
i don't get the whole yiff or fursuit thing. i just like anthropomorphic animals in tabletop rpgs and vidya. ;~; don't bully yo.

>>5257997
I haven't fapped since last Monday, been too busy playing vidya.

>>5258484

That's why it didn't last most likely. Doing it everyday is overkill.
Did he cheat on you?

>>5258502
no. she moved to japan and i didn't

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>>5258501
i miss you so fucking much zombii baby, please add me on skype again so i can see you cum and moan!!!!!!! l-lewd~~
:3

>>5258497
Not bullying. I gotta keep it real, pal. But I will take it easy since you into tabletop.

And I feel about the same on furfaggotry, but lots of people in those circles don't fursuit and think it's stupid. Yiffing is just code for buttsecks. They are all secret-not-secret homos.

>>5258506
My fathers boyfriend is currently in japan

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>>5258080
>that webm

still better than the actual finale

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>>5258517
>father's boyfriend

>>5258513

Are you gaining weight? Can I call you muffin-top? ;3

>>5258513
HAHAHAHAHA

>>5258517
yeah, I should've moved looking back but oh well shit happens. It's made me a firm believer that LDRs never work. /blog

>>5258453
I have some awkward memories of avian porn from when starbound was first released. Not really my thing, but you've got taste.

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>>5258497

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>>5258516
oh shit i think i might be a furry then. what the fuck?
this is fucking me up so bad.

>>5258535
kil urself

>>5258534
ugh
that happened to me once
good thing I came back

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>>5258532
They do if you have dedication and something to preoccupy your mind with like college, hobbies, work. Plus if you are horny just fap to his pics and videos he sends you, etc.

>>5258538
how did you "come back"? please help.

>>5258541

Through the power of Santa Claus, bringer of toys.

>>5258547
Trip on Hitler

>>5258547

Did somebody say SANTA CLAUS?!

>>5258547
god damn it, christmas hitler.

>>5258540
Yeah LDR's are horrible dunno how people do 'em no college, hobby or work can distract me. I need actual real life touching etc...

What the fuck is this thread

>>5258540
How's the married life, man?

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>>5258547
Tim Taylor?

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>>5258554
Fun and stuffs. :3

>>5258541
I just was one day browsing into the really deep weird shit of FA and I thought 'man what am I doing with my life" and after that I hardly ever think about it anymore.

I still have a thing for anthro sharks though

>>5258556

Tim Taylor is a heretic. He once used Christmas lights on Halloween.
To scare kids.

He will burn in jingle jangle hell if he doesn't repent harder before the end of his life.

>>5258558
ok but if it's not sexual for me then i'm fine right?
i just like the way some anthropomorphic birds look.

>>5258553
Easy to do when you set goals on visiting each other. Or make plans on joining each other in the near future. Usually ends up with one of the persons sacrificing their work or location. But it's harder when both parties have different life goals that don't include each other or either locations.

>>5258537
Nice meme

>>5258568
i don't think i could do it. i have a ton of respect for you though. must be tough.

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>>5258557
I'm glad y'all are happy, especially after all this time. OTP.

>>5258552
so is Christmas hitler just regular hitler being an ass or a different trip?

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>>5258563
The universe is extremely big mang. We are just specs of dust in the cosmic eye of nothingness drifting in space.

>>5258576
different person.
nothing like regular hitler.

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>>5258564
no, you're a filthy furry anyway. just accept it

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>>5258573
I thought Jupp and SP were living with each other?

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>tfw you wanna date someone with a lil pudge
>ya know someone that isn't all boney and uncomfortable as fuck to cuddle with
>tfw no bf

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>>5258573
It was, but we suffered through it and no longer have to dwell on loneliness. I can finally wake up with my arm around my hubby and sigh in relief that all the immigration bullshit is done with and we can both go on with our lives together.

Am I a furry if I spent over five hundred hours on animal crossing and talked about animal ass regularly for seven months?

>>5258579
oh ok.

>>5258573
>must be tough.
so is Jupp still long dist.?

>tfw he has a bf

>>5258577
That's always comforting

I look at the moon to humble myself and become more aware of how we're on this tilting rock and everything is meaningless

>>5258587
nwm

>>5258587
>>5258583
mb they are living together. i didn't know.

>>5258585
inspiring tbqh

>>5258524
Its an old bad pic somone posted with fake nick to make me look ugly

Zombii knows i would never write anything that creepy

Especially now that im going out with girls

>>5258586
You know your answer

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>>5258586
>playing animal crossing

yes

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>>5258587
Immigration took around 10 months and then 11 more months for a greencard to be issued
see
>>5258585

>>5258501
Same tbqh. I got worries before I realized that I was coming home and going straight to video games

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>>5258585
that makes me happy and jelly

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>>5258585
cyoot

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>>5258597
>animal crossing makes me a furry
god damn it
post husbandos

>>5258568
>not the same guy you just responded to
it's cool that you guys made it work. I did make several mistakes but I'm not going to go into details b/c 1.)hetero relationship and 2.) too personal. But ultimately I should've moved if I wanted it to work.

>was also one of the reasons I didn't pursue someone from this board.

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>>5258610
>mfw I'll never get this close to an ass

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>>5258589
Nothing is meaningless. Everything has it's place in time and space. The ebb and flow of time is consistent with the ebb and flow of life. The beauty of the world is also consistent with the beauty of the universe. Everything has an end and everything has a beginning. All is recycled in the fabric of time and reused throughout the cosmos. If that is meaningless to you then I don't know what is meaningful.

This human artificial world we created of working to make money, using money to buy food, entertainment, etc. is overwhelming at times, but as you said the moon is soothing to look at. Nature is soothing to the mind. We lost touch of nature and the love of the natural world. This fake human life has become meaningless and redundant. My advise is to escape back to nature as many times as you can to sooth your mind's woes.

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>>5258610

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>>5258601
Huh. I figured moving from America to Canada wouldn't be that bad.
Give SP my love, even though he won't remember me.

>>5258610
Lol you play animal crossing booger?
I can guarantee I have the nicest house here.

>>5258614
>>5258614

you could always move to Vancouver and meet senpai in person. He's the biggest ass I know.
>AMIRITE? COMMON, WHO'S WITH ME??

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>>5258621
It was the other way around. He came to the US. I am still in college so I couldn't leave where I'm at. The currency exchange is in favor of USD so it's only wise to bring him here and we both work a lot saving a lot of money before we move back to Canada.Currently $1,000 USD = 1.330.50 CAD. Reason why most Canadians near the border get jobs in the US.

>>5258619
But we tend to try to give meaning when sometimes there was none. We're a flash in the pan. A pebble dropped in the ocean. It's beautiful but no ontological philosophy can change how I feel.

The only meaning is the one you create.

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>>5258633
I knew that, but for some reason my brain mixed up the order.
And trust me, I know. I'm actually working right on the border, though on the American side.

>>5258633
Taking our jobs!
>TFW no wall
>tfw no Mr garrison for 2016

>>5258622
shoe me pics. i haven't played in along time tbqh. i think i might start it back up and see how fucked everything is. weeds everywhere. ;~;

>>5258620
good taste.

>>5258628
Senpai? I think he doesn't fuck black people but I'll see.

>>5258638
WHERE MY COUNTRY GONE!?

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>>5258635
I don't know what else to say. I hope you put positive meaning to the world you live in and all that you encounter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

>>5258643
I love you anon
>*non gay hug*

>>5258639
I can give you my dream number or whatever its called

>>5258646
I try. I'm just nihilistic and
>tfw no neitzsche husbando

I posted on here the other night about my boyfriend not coming home on time. He died. His body was found in the elevator at his work as he was leaving to come home (he was the last to leave and the janitor wasn't assigned that night for clean up). I called the police at 1am and they were able to get a hold of the building manager who has the key.

Apparently he had collapsed from a heart attack and died. He was only 22 and in very good shape.

I don't know what could of caused it but I'm thinking it might of been a muscle supplement he was taking perhaps. He has something called JACK3D in the kitchen so I told the police that and they're looking more into it since I read online that the supplement has caused other people to die apparently.

Anyway.. just thought I'd let you know if anyone cares. His funeral is on Saturday and I'm not really close with his family. I've been distraught and crying all day. His last message to me was during the evening on Wed, "love u be home tonight".

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>>5258638
>jobs you would never want to do or over qualified to do

Yeah sure, taking all yer jobs!

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>>5258641
aww Chauncey... it was a joke man. I was making a really bad pun that Senpai is an asshole.

>>5258655
Anon..... I'm so sorry
Many feels

>at work
>can't kill self
SAVE ME
A
V
E
M
E

>>5258648
friend code? maybe later when i get to playing it. ;~;
1736 0063 0937 is mine though. i memorized it because autism.

>>5258655
Jesus Christ
Im sorry anon for your loss...
He could have had the old formula of jack3d which is infamous plus it is banned. I hope you're doing ok.

>>5258655
Hate to be a dick here but any proof this is real or what?

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>>5258646
That deep "La la la la" in the middle gets me every time!

>>5258655
oh fuck. i'm so sorry. jesus...

>>5258655
oh man... I sooo sorry :(
Sorry you weren't close to his senpai... they might want to hear how special he was to you if they were OK with him being gay

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>>5258669
I wanna cum inside u booger u fucking cuteboy slut

>>5258684
>4chan filters...
*close to his f a m (as in family)

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>>5258659
It's okay anon. I'll find that one buff white guy to plow my bp. Have you guys seen Allen King's bp though? What the hell happened to that shit? It looks stretches out like a pussy like it doesn't close or some shit.. http://www.onlygayvideo.com/videos/2185/allen-king-ian-torres-2015/

Also if you don't mind me asking you guys, what is the red stuff in your asshole that comes up when you get fisted? What's prolapsing ( definition if you don't mind since all my sources don't sound right ) and how do you get it to happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAioqvHzkkQ

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>>5257961
>not the GOAT

>>5258655
I could just imagine re-reading that last text over and over. Fuck. Who's cutting onions right now?

>>5258655
I always assume everything I read on here is fake.

I hope I'm right.

If not, I'm really sorry for your loss and I know it doesn't make anything better but there's a loser somewhere in the world who really wishes he could hug you right now.

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>>5258693
>baby's first hardcore porn experience
btw fisting is weird stuff and creepy to watch

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>>5258693

>>5258655
also... thank you for letting us know.

>>5258695
Damn he's gotten really old.

>>5258698
me. i can't even imagine how that anon must feel.

>>5258685
not right now faM.

>>5258655
>His funeral is on Saturday and I'm not really close with his family

Go anyways. You'll regret it forever if you don't. If they don't know you were his bf, you can just tell them you were a friend of his. They don't really need to know. But you need to go there.

>>5258703
I kept cringing at the red stuff coming up and wondering how the guy could shove his whole fist up a guys ass..
>>5258704
You can say that again

>>5258703
There's a bar in LA called faultline that plays porn casually at the bar. Seen some crazy shit. Got a number that night but didn't call because he was black. I was feeling bad that night but it made me feel good

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>>5258704
>gif
>not animated

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>>5258702
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/03/17/business/a-soldiers-parents-take-aim-at-gnc-and-a-supplement-maker.html?referer=

>captcha
YAAAAAAAS SLAY QUEEENN YAAS

>>5258735
...ok?

>>5258733
you just didnt watch long enough

>>5258726
>>5258703
>fisting is gross and weird
Wrong. Fisting is the most intimate type of love. How much closer can you be to someone than elbow deep in them.

Checkmate prudes

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>>5258726
The red stuff is the outer intestinal wall of the Large intestine. Blunt force and stretching causes the anal sphincter and surrounding tissue to not function normally causing looseness therefore prolapse. Fisting apparently takes a very long time to (dare I say) master it's not like the guy one day said just force your arm into my ass without preparation or practice. Ask Epsilon next time he's here how he can get his big huge monster dragon dildos into his ass.

>tfw no close knit internet IRC friends
or chat room friends to chat amongst about my day and I talk about theirs

>>5258752
You're still alive, huh?

>>5258698
I teared up & etc. It's very sad to think about but I honestly can't imagine what that anon is going through. I've never lost someone like that.

>>5258752
I fucked it all up but my points clear

>>5258752
>imitating maki

not funny....you do know he killed himself?

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>>5258731
>didn't call because he was black

>>5258751
psshh, Epsilon is basically a top compared to Varka

https://twitter.com/stretchybutt

>>5258467
>herballove.com
>Eastern medicine
you're fucking around right?

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>>5258764
>stretchybutt

>>5258764
not clicking. nope.

>>5258756
Maki is dead :/?

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You guys make me laugh so much. Thanks for the constant entertainment.

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Anyone else watching TNF? This color rush thing is so pointless.
>>5258764
What the fuck

>>5258761
And a hipster. Nah, no ty. Was looking for qt Irish bear

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>>5258770
>>5258771
>>5258781

he's the founder/owner of bad-dragon. his butt lust fuels the nightmares of many

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Anyone here play heroes of the storm?

Lumberjack Uther gives me a boner.

>>5258756
>>5258760
Why wouldn't I be alive?
DEITYs on heavy heavy heavy sedatives and going to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppp

I won't be around anymore death is in the air and the aroma smells great.

Goodnight gaygen
DEITY signing out
>>5258773
Who?

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>>5258663
>>5258674
>>5258677
>>5258681
>>5258684
>>5258698
>>5258702
>>5258713
>>5258723

He's on the left.

I know some will say he looks fat in this photo but he was just bulking.

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>>5258785
I usually hang a very similar ornament on my christmas tree

ruined_forever.png

>>5258781
I'm colorblind so I couldn't even watch the game last week, but yea its pretty dumb

>>5258579

I'm exactly like Hitler but with extra Christmas.

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>>5258785
FUCK THAT.

I've seen hardcore porn but people don't enjoy things that kind of shape going in their butt right?

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>>5258786
Never played it, never heard of it, but

>that giant bulge

>>5258750
Maybe balls deep? What if they get stuck lmao
>"knot my bp"
>>5258751
>large intestine
So if it comes out of your ass is that a red sock?
Also back to boypussy abnormalities.
What is this? The guys asshole looks sore. Will it ever go back?

>>5258796
ewww im having dinner here

Are you the white guy? Because damn nigger you FAT.

>>5258796
Hemorrhoids or just puffy soreness

>>5258800
What are you eating anon?
Sorry you had to see that btw

>>5258796
>will it ever go back
perhaps if he let it heal properly, but I'm sure he has tons of cock, arms, etc. up there it won't go back to normal. Id say beyond repair.

>>5258788

WTF..neither of you are fit.

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>>5258796
>>5258805
This is ban worthy by the way, just warning you if the mods(lol) take a peek.

>>5258796
thrombosed hemorrhoid I think

Fucking gross

>>5258796
blue board. you might want to delete before someone reports and you get a ban.

the anus will tend to get puffy/swollen temporarily after it's been fucked although that's a little more extreme looking

>>5258802

I'm only 250lbs.

>>5258810
i want to sit on his butt

>>5258809
>what is trolling lying etc

fucking idiot nigger.

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>>5258810
>shoes on couch

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>>5258764
N O I C E
O
I
C
E

>>5258788
ya'll seem like a very nice couple

>>5258814
That is fat dude. Like obese by standard BMI standards.

>>5258803
Does anal sex cause AIDS and can you get mouth cancer from sucking dick? Sorry this came out of nowhere but my teachers and friends say I'll get AIDS my first time if they cream in me. They also said my boypussy would look like the pic in my last post and that I wouldn't be able to hold in my farts or shit. My dad just lets em slip out of his ass and dosent say "excuse me or anything". You can get hep c from that but nobody gives a fuck about that :/
>>5258810
T****Y JANNIES
>>5258811
>thrombosed
Okay what the fuck the asshole is more complex than I thought.
>>5258812
I thought boypussy was okay since it's a gay board but I deleted anyway. Trans boards get away with posting nsfw ( probably because their culture isn't sfw but eh.. )

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>>5258788
>image search didn't turn up anything

Oh fuck anon I'm sorry

>>5258817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fvfsT3LNNM

>>5258817
Thank god someone else noticed

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>>5258825
>BMI

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>>5258535
Yeah I dropped a bombshell! It will be OK though. I won't blogpost now, but I stumbled upon a furry convention once and they are nice people. Lots of gay stuff plus nerd stuff minus catty shallow bitch stuff. I just wish I felt like an animal so I could authentically join them.

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>>5258830

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>>5258828
please don't call it a boypussy. its an anus.

>>5258834
I also did but didn't feel the need to say something b/c I'm not pic related.

>>5258828 y-you're joking right?

next gen:
>>5257984
>>5257984
>>5257984

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>>5258834
My mother and I would flip the fuck out if someone not only brought their dirty ass shoes inside the house beyond the front door, but smeared their filth shoes all over my couch and floors.

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>>5258788
>Actually noticing that.

Oh you picky gay.

>>5258835
Body mass index

>>5258858
I know what it is, but its a retarded metric for anyone that lifts

>>5258794
I have seen only femboys and traps attempt using these in solo porn. Not sure why.

>>5258781
>TNF color rush
Yep, but I gotta say I like what's going on tonight. The Packers looked especially retarded, but tonight it's like Superman and Wolverine cosplayers playing football and maybejustmaybe they will makeout later.

I am totally into all of those things. the boring game is my only complaint, but to be expected.

Do you like any of the Color Rush suits at all, pal?