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/mtfg/ - Comfy Naps Edition

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old >>5250799

Let's do our best, girls!
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I want to push Kayla in front of a train.
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I want to have naps but I would be scolded at work ;.; m-maybe when I get home all alone..
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Crunchyroll was a great idea and I'm glad
>>5252139
Me too, but instead of kayla, its nyself. I want to push me in front of a train.
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I want to fuck Kayla while she's tied up on some train tracks
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thanks edie ^_^
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>>5252145
how about you push yourself infront of me instead? :3
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>>5252145
what will you give me if I boost you in doter?
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>>5252145
yeah it's pretty good : 3 I don't have space on my hdds to store all the torrents anymore
I would recommend rwby for cuteness : 3
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>>5252152
You might trip or have to look at me and no one wants that.
>>5252156
Couldn't watch all of rwby, too cringe.
>>5252155
A boost? Like cheating?
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>tfw no gf
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>tfw mom doesn't like me being gay
>tfw forever in the closet
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>>5252167
Post yuri to make it better
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>>5252169
I'm already in the doghouse atm, I better not
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I want something tiny and cute to nap on my chest like a baby or an aminal
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>>5252167
Tfw no Elanna gf ;_/
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>tfw i just made a phone call for some appointment
>that was literally the most awkward/scariest thing I've done in a long time
>what have I become

am i awakening to my true form of NEETness?
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>>5252164
Well yeah, give me your account and I'll boost it or I could live in your closet and coach you irl.
We can be doter neets together.
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>tfw you want to hold elanna's hand
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>>5252164
it gets even cringier the further you get : p
otherwise perfect insider is interesting, and gundam is gundam
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>>5252177
>;_/
is that a scar?
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>tfw no anyone
comfy naps need to be shared
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>>5252186
Yes. From my sadness from no Elanna gf
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>>5252179
I'll take coaching gladly, but no boosts. Just, later. I'm gonna freak out right now if i dont get some rest.
>>5252184
I'm currently watching ano natsu de matteru
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>>5252190
;~;

ELANNA LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
AT WHO YOU'VE HURT!
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>tfw you wake up tired
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That feel when suicide fails
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>>5252189
Napping throws off my sleep schedule too much but I'd be up for laying down with you. Or I can just read you a story till you fall asleep.
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>>5252201
dont be silly anon
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>>5252200
>tfw no Kit to wake up tired with
>jdimsa
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>tfw no-one to turn my boi pussy into a cum bucket
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>>5252197
>>5252190
I didn't want to hurt anyone, I'm so sorry anon ;__;

>>5252183
>tfw can't hold bexe's hand

>>5252200
Mornin' kit!
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>>5252205
>tfw no anon to cuddle with
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>>5252204
I'm never silly
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>>5252167
We could always solve each-others tfw no gf problems
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>>5252208
It's ok. I forgive you. <3
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>>5252190
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>>5252212
>elanna x Abby
CUTE OVERLOAD
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Went to a all womans trauma group (Mandated for reasons left unsaid).
Im pre-hrt (Seeing endo the 20th of December though) and I kinda stuck out like a sore thumb.
After the main therapist of the group explained I was transgender, pretty much everyone loosened up.
I still felt tense and anxious the whole group through, but it was also the first time strangers treated and referenced me as a woman.
I get called 'miss' at outings on occasion, but its slightly different than that.

Im kinda excited for next weeks. Im sure I wont be overly anxious.

It sure sucks worrying about what other people think ;-;
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>tfw never be a girl
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>>5252218
rip bexe
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>>5252202
>I'd be up for laying down with you. Or I can just read you a story till you fall asleep
yes pls
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>>5252212
But Elanna isn't a genderfluid, polytransromanticbicat. I didn't think you'd be interested.
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>attempting quest boss in DOMO
>no idea how much health it has but it's ridiculously high
>max dps for 20 minutes is only 160,800 damage + attack damage
well no wonder, i can't even actually win
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>tfw ur boots go from a-ok to literally unwearable falling apart in a week
What kind of new shoes should I get /mtfg/?
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>>5252225
I'll hold bexe's hand in the meantime!
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>>5252208
>tfw you can't pull elanna close and nuzzle her neck

>>5252225
im dying
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>>5252233
post pic
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>>5252232
You should go barefoot everywhere and let me lick the dirt off at the end of the day.
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>>5252236
Of?
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>>5252208
hi elanna !!

:3

how are you??
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>>5252232
take them to a cobbler?
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>>5252191
ohh that looks good! contributions from the character artist from onegai sensei and onegai twins
it's nos on my list
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>>5252228
Lol, ty for the keks
>>5252218
am I being shipped?
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>>5252239
woops meant>>5252236
for >>5252232


Also,
>>5252238
what the fuck
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>>5252238
based footfetishanon
you know what you like and aren't afraid to ask for it.
I wish I was at your level.
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>>5252238
I second this
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>>5252226
>yes pls
Where you at? We can take our grill pills and chill
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>>5252238
do this to me anon
I'm the original foot fetish girl of /mtfg/
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I feel depressed
Cheer me up anons
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>Have tranny gf
>She's a nice tranny
>Have people over
>She jumps on their lap
>Sticks her ass in their faces
What do?

I tried locking her up but she meows. I might have to get rid of her. This behavior is not acceptable.
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>>5252212
>>5252218
>tfw you live in a frozen wasteland and can't gf abby

>>5252235
>tfw you live in a frozen wasteland and can't gf bexe

>>5252214
>tfw you live in a frozen wasteland and can't gf anon


>tfw it's starting to become increasingly apparent that you're probably gay
>tfw meltdown imminent
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>>5252259
PUT HER OUT ON THE STREET IN A BOX
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>>5252259
you have to punish your tranny after such behavior
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>>5252254
post pics of your sweety feets, I will LITERALLY worship them
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>>5252259
I think it might be a cat you have anon
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>>5252251
>Where you at?
a cold hell
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>>5252260
:( it's ok I'm from the middle of nowhere in the Midwest
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>>5252257
You're cute anon. And you can do anything you set your mind to!

>>5252260
You're a sweetheart Elanna. When you find a bf/gf you'll deserve it and I hope all your dreams come true. <3
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>>5252260
This could be you right now
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>>5252257
post butt

it works out for all of us
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>>5252269
hi abby
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>>5252270
That doesn't help, but thanks anyways
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>>5252268
>>5252260
is it meant to be?
I'm cool with Meilanna
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>>5252238
Hahaha what the fuck, Jormy seems to attract the strangest anons.
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>>5252259
I believe in positive reinforcement. Poo on her chest.
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>>5252278
its because she has big feminine feet anon
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>>5252272
Butt posting is such a cliche
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>>5252274
hi anon
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>>5252221
Happy for you anon. Glad you were able to find a support group that does what it should.
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>>5252285
t-tfw she doesn't recognize you
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>>5252240
I'm breddy gud, kinda got a case of the lonelies atm but otherwise fine. Hbu?

>>5252269
Oh, well I live in Edmonton, so I may as well be on the moon desu

>>5252270
Thanks anon ;~;

>>5252271
I hope that you mean on the bottom, because I'm definitely sad about that ;_;

>>5252276
She's from Calgary, it could never work ;_;
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>>5252284
post ankles then
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>>5252267
CATS CAN BE TRANNIES TOO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>5252266
what if I'm too shy to do that?
use your imagination
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>>5252290
>She's from Calgary
WHAT
LITERALLY DRIVE DOWN AND CUDDLE

MEILANNA 5EVER
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>>5252290
Damn that's pretty far
>>5252289
a-am I supposed to?? can I have a hint?
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>>5252292
I'm not some whore
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>>5252296
oh and I have posted them b4
it's in the archive somewhere if you look hard enough
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>>5252300
I cant, if I gave you a hint you would know exactly who it is
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>>5252296
You can't tease like this
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>>5252260
elanna we can make this work
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>>5252266
Get a load of this kuck.

Pic related, get in line.
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>>5252302
At least you have some self-respect.
m-maybe post nape?
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>>5252305
OK I think I know who you are now. am I allowed to give it away? How's life?
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>>5252310
That's too dirty
Get your mind out of the gutter
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>>5252309
Fuck I did it again, my bad.
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>tfw you won't be invited to bexe and Elanna 's wedding ;_;
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>>5252314
Damn, I'm sick. Sorry for being such a perv.
I will respect your body although... before I stop... could you maybe consider posting some toe cleavage in some qt flats?
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>>5252290
>She's from Calgary, it could never work ;_;
thats okay, I wouldn't date a calgarian either
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>>5252309
>tfw no machine to destroy your disgusting penis and balls
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>>5252306
too bad, I just did
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>>5252312
I don't know if you know...

life's good, hbu
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>>5252321
w-would you mei-rry me? I'd move to Calgary just 4U.
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>>5252309
lmao what the fuck!?

>>5252296
>ywn be in transbians w/ ricky
;~;

>>5252308
But I'm so far away, how are we supposed to cuddle? ;~;

>>5252321
And I doubt you'd want to date an Edmontonian desu ;~;

>>5252297
See above.
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>>5252267
I goofed you all. It was copied from another board tbhfam

>>>/an/2000290
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where are all the euro sluts at cmon
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>tfw getting high off of trashy shit like dmx

hello
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who /severe phone anxiety/ here?
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>>5252328
I'm thinking you are the ginger gal I used to talk to. I'm probably wrong. I'm not good at identifying anons. My life's pretty great heading out right now to get dinner with a friend
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>>5252335

me, fuck calling people
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>>5252335
Me
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>>5252335
I can chat your ear off face-to-face but put some device in between and it's like
;~; no pls no my voice no pls

Just talked on the phone with my mom and my voice echoed.
kill me pls
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>>5252334
Come on, you can do better than that ;_;

>>5252335
Reporting in.
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>>5252334
Fukken saved.

>>5252335
>That feel when social but hate most people
I can talk to everyone just fine though, what's so scary about a phonecall anyways.
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>>5252333
i'm in poland tbhon
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>>5252320
That's crossing the line
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>>5252344
hey hon, i bet your voice sounds wonderful! don't worry, we're all going to make it ^_^
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if i'm eating 600 calories a day to lose weight, does it matter what those calories are from? i wanna eat part of a donut but i think it might mess up my weight loss somehow
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>>5252340
>>5252341
>>5252344
>>5252347
>>5252348

I'm going to call my endo to see if there was a cancelation and I can get my apointment pushed up sooner.

but i hate talking on the phone and im scare
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>>5252338
you were wrong :(

But have a nice dinner!
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>>5252330
You have all the girls after you already elanna ;p

I just drop by to tease the gay out of you
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>>5252315
Did what again??
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i want to push a train into a stack of cardboard boxes
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>>5252353
Trip on korra
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>>5252348
i have no fucking idea. I literally said that like 6 months ago and now I'm terrified of going on the on phone.
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>>5252335
>Voice is good enough that I pass on the phone
>Still kind of closeted so everything gets awkward
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>>5252351
I've shamed my family.
I'm sorry
;_;
/sudoku
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>>5252355

mail?
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>>5252359
far out
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>>5252334
dxm can be fun
>>5252355
The phone is the easy part tho
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>>5252354
nah but you will fuck up your body if you don't get proper nutrients and just eat donuts all day.
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>>5252330
w-we just need time
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>>5252329
I don't think anyone is worth moving to Calgary for.

>>5252330
I dunno, Edmontonians aren't as bad
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>>5252355
I have to come up with a script. It helps a little.
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>>5252367
>that image

I love you omg
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>>5252357
you look like derpy bugs bunny there
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>>5252359
that's too fucked up
you are too far gone
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>>5252366
mhm
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>>5252364
It's ok anon
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>>5252370
>I don't think anyone is worth moving to Calgary for.
I don't think you know how badly I want a Brassard vag.
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>>5252374
oh I'm a bunny alright
I can hop on carrots too if you know what I mean ;)
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>>5252377
when white people are trying to act cool it's really embarrassing for everyone

white people just stick to their polka and country
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>>5252372
I love you too trip with no name.

>what the fuck am I watching
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>>5252369
>p-pls

why are you guys always doing that stuttering typing
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>>5252335
Sadly :(

>>5252355
Good luck with the endo call, I hope you get there faster. You definitely deserve good things.
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>>5252390
>polka and faggoty waltz
Ftfy
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>>5252393
C-cause it-it m-makes y-you a-a cute anon
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>>5252386
you are a bunny who did an extra hop on the chromosome 21 if you know what I mean ;)
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>>5252397
>mfw Drake dances like a white senile grandpa
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>>5252355
Don't be scared kit, if in doubt, dial the number, wait for a second or two to collect yourself, then press call. You're committed once you press the call button.

>>5252357
>I just drop by to tease the gay out of you
Why must you torture me so, I'm already shooting gay in pretty much every direction ;_;

>>5252385
Move to Edmonton then, that's where the clinic is ;P

>>5252370
Idk, Edmonton is legitimately pretty awful, and a lot of the people are no better.

>>5252369
Yeah, honestly it digs up feels...
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edgar would be an okay tranny if he stopped posting gross angles every time
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>>5252403
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dedvwv42Lao
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>>5252375
this was done on purpose.
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>>5252392
memes
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>Edgar
That has got to be the most un-feminine name ever.
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>>5252376
you wanna talk about it, honey?
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>>5252404
>Move to Edmonton then, that's where the clinic is ;P
we've talked about getting married before elanna, but I don't want to ruin elanna x bexe
I'm not that kind of person.
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>>5252398
thats cringy when over used m8
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>>5252418
Figaro's prince is not amused
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>>5252404
That's what the boys do too, in a way. Sure you wouldn't like a strong manly man to keep up with you? :p

>>5252411
you're kinda slow today Bethany
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pomegranates are the shit
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>>5252434
pomegranates raise your T levels hon
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>>5252437

noooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>5252433
im busy writing more cool songs about california and being a fashionista
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>>5252413
fookin memes
>>5252425
T-that w-was k-kind o-of t-the i-idea
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>>5252385
You can get a Brassard vag in any part of Canada tho, I wouldn't choose here.
>>5252404
I should have specified, Edmontonians who have a name that starts with e and ends with lanna aren't as bad.
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>>5252409
But every angle is a disgusting angle when it comes to Edgar
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there is something about two girls holding each other in a loving embrace
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Heil dir im Siegerkranz,
Herrscher des Vaterlands
Heil, Kaiser, dir
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>>5252455
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>>5252450
b-but the only canadians I know are from this thread
;~; k mei, I guess it wasn't meant to be
you're still nice though, not many would try to talk me out of Calgary, some would even want me to suffer with them.
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>>5252452
hahah
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>>5252409
Noelle hasn't even really started though and she has problems with her shaving. Like I'm not being rude but she's in position to be anywhere even near ok yet.
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I finally killed that Giant Scorpion and the game crashes.
Ayyyyyyy!

>>5252433
Who's that pretty boy in that grainy camera snap?

>>5252455
Yeah there sure is.
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>>5252455
>tfw I'll never get to experience this
It's adorable to see, anyways
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>>5252456
GOTT MIT UNS
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>>5252467
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
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>>5252462
I am sure she'll be OK. Her autism will just power through any obstacle.
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>>5252449
w-w-w-why?

>am i cute now?
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there is something about two girls holding each other in a loving embrace and their dangly floppy bits touching one another
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>>5252437
Pomegranates are the best source of phytoestrogens
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>>5252462
>she
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>>5252468
GOTT IST TOT
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>>5252471
>there is something about two girls holding each other in a loving embrace and their dangly floppy bits touching one another
It's not gay if the balls aren't touching.
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>>5252469
I'm sure she will, yeah. But not yet.
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>>5252433
>Sure you wouldn't like a strong manly man to keep up with you? :p
I'm not sure anymore...that's the problem

>>5252423
Thank you for being understanding anon ;~;

>>5252450
;~; thanks, Calgarians named mei are also pretty OK in my books
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>>5252479
the balls are dead so it's not gay even if they are touching
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>>5252447
at least you are living the good life Beth

>>5252455
it's fucking heaven m8
nothing a man could ever actually provide

>>5252464
me nigga
tho I'm not a boy, just another vapid attention whore :^)

nice b8 tho marathon-anon

>>5252483
iktf
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>>5252473

yesssssssssssssssssssss
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>>5252481
I was just joking, edgar's autism is not something you can get rid off with hormones.

>>5252487
That's not how it goes bro.
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About to have my test graded wish me luck girls! <3
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>>5252470
By the laws of faggotry everywhere yes
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>>5252497
i don't know what i am looking at but it's scary
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>>5252491
>nothing a man could ever actually provide
Boys can provide so much more
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Part of me recognizes that transtrender nonbinaries are a problem but another part of me just wants to enjoy watching cis girls fuck themselves up with testosterone
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>>5252498
>i am?

s-so d-does this mean you want to transbian love me?
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>>5252506
>part of me just wants to enjoy watching cis girls fuck themselves up with testosterone
i like that part of you anon
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>>5252491
I stand corrected, it was a pretty girl.
That looks a lot better. I like the choker, nice detail. Are we still in the goth phase or have you moved on?
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>>5252506
>transtrender non-binaries
>on t
What?
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>>5252497
is that what a transgender pussy looks like?
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>>5252506
>another part of me just wants to enjoy watching cis girls fuck themselves up with testosterone
let's all sit back and enjoy the show
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>>5252506
>cis girls fuck themselves up with testosterone
They don't take testosterone though
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>>5252478
....D:
DU LÜGST, DU POLACKE
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>>5252514
A lot of nonbinary genderqueer whatever DFAB people are getting on T these days

They think it'll turn them into a bishie yaoi space prince boy uwu ~ <3 ~~ without any of the negative side effects like acne and grease
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>>5252508
[spoiler]tfw I hit a hotkey and got spoilers and have no idea what I hit[/spoiler]

Don't we both gotta be trannies for that to work
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>>5252520
WAS IST LOS MIT DIR? ICH BIN NICHT EINE POLACKE
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>>5252522
>A lot of nonbinary genderqueer whatever DFAB people are getting on T these days
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>>5252503
Its a weld !

>>5252515
Uhh. . . .
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>>5252506
You're the fun kind of sadistic, I like you.

>>5252515
im ded
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>>5252491
>le sailor boy
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>>5252517
I just overheard some tumblr girl with the dyed hair and everything talking about how she's trying to get on T but too scared to do the injections herself so she's trying to figure out how to get around that

I'm not calling her "tumblr" as an adjective I literally heard her talking about tumblr in the same conversation
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>>5252506
>>5252516
post some i wanna see it too
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>>5252525
ACH
DANN DU BIST EINE JÜDIN!
EINE EKLIGE, ELENDE JÜDIN!
AB INS GAS!
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>>5252506
>>5252510
>>5252516
DO you think they enjoy watching cis males fuck themselves up on estrogen?
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>>5252533
A lot of actual binary trans are on tumblr though.
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>>5252529
what the h*ck is a weld
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>>5252523
w-w-we c-c-c-can always pretend to be cute anime grill
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>>5252497
>>5252530
confirmed for elanna's gt remnants
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>>5252505
Different strokes for different folks anon

>>5252512
Hehe thank you!

Not really gothy desu. I am just wearing my gf's clothes till I can afford my own closet.

Choker's mine. One of the best purchases I've ever made.
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>>5252522
Fucking snowflakes, do these fuckers even experience any dysphoria?
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>>5252538
>cis males fuck themselves up on estrogen
it's called an improvement anooon
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>>5252547
I just like both, not the same way.
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>>5252538
I'm not talking about FtMs by the way, I recognize them as legitimate. Just like these "genderqueer" girls from tumblr who want to be kawaii animu boys or whatever

Estrogen doesn't have nearly as many permanent effects as testosterone though, only the breasts really. Testosterone will essentially turn them into MtFs when the whole nonbinary trend dies out
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>>5252535
das ist falsch
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>>5252522
Never hoped something was this true in my life
>>5252542
B-but anon I... don't erp unless you're a yandere
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>>5252550
shut up wannabe kayla
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>>5252553
If they are mad enough to have their tits cut off too they'll be half and halfs for life. lol
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>>5252540
She said she was nonbinary
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>wow, ufufu is really fucking cute. Like I want to take her out to a nice meal, and then go out dancing with my friends to fun clubs in the city. Then after I have shown her off to everyone I can think of, I want to take her back to my place. We would be making out in the uber the whole drive home. Then when we get in my home, I press her up against my door and we make out even more. She grabs my cock and starts rubbing it as I squeeze her ass and bite on her lip. We soon find ourselves on my bed where I bend her over and start licking her ass and stroking her dick. She lets out the sexiest little whimpers of pleasure. I lube up my dick and slowly slide into her thirsty ass. I grab her hair slap her ass as we really get into the fucking. Soon it becomes more than either of us can take and we cum at the same time. All sweaty and exhausted, we lay down, her head on my breast (boom! transbians bitches!). She looks up at me, her makeup now smearing from sweat and from being trashed into the pillows while we were fucking doggy style, and we exchange sweet nothings.
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>>5252541
Its fusing two pieces of metal together permanently

>>5252544
That's really rude m8
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>>5252571
>That's really rude m8
It's the funny kind of rude tho
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>>5252571
rude but true tbhfam
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>>5252552
Yeah you might find men more fulfilling and that's alright.
I just can't imagine myself being combortable with anyone other than girls.

Especially if they are strong and tough and can pick me up and carry me around and spoil the fuck outta me and and and..
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https://www.tumblr.com/search/testosterone+nonbinary
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>>5252538

Yes
It's funny no matter how you look at it. Even after they get all their surgeries and they realize they were just playing pretend
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>>5252554
Ich möchte halt die ganze jüdische Bevölkerung zerstören ;_;
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>>5252580
Fuck, some of them are actually cute
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>>5252576
that's a pretty manly butt
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>>5252576
I will say having a girlfriend who is stronger than you is more fun than I would have ever imagined.
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>having a gf
straight men get out reee
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http://nbtransition.tumblr.com/tagged/progress

>And now that Fall is here I’m not a sweaty, smelly beast all the time! Though my body odor has definitely changed and I still have to bathe like every day. That’s going to be hard to get used to…but oh well.
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>>5252547
I am glad you are feeling good. I'll shoot you a mail soon-ish. I am still kinda burned out from the last race.

>>5252576
That sounds like you want a girl as closely resembling a guy as possible.
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>>5252460
no problem, I'd steer anyone away from this place

>>5252483
yeah, so if you ever meet another Elanna there let me know

>>5252497
good luck!!
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Why do we tolerate transbians here just because they pass like ufufu? They are still the same old creepy crossdressing fetishistic straight men so don't you forget that!
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http://adventuresingender.tumblr.com/post/118943445938/1-day-post-op-im-now-out-of-the-hospital-and

>"i am NINETEEN, and i am trying to work out my GENDER. it is an ADVENTURE."
>already got breasts chopped off

oh boy
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>>5252599
Why are they all fat? It's always some butterball.
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>>5252599
>>5252580
>tfw I look like an ugly but passing ftm
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>>5252587
yeah and it looks delicious
imagine squeezing it

>>5252590
ooh does Mado have a g-i-r-l-f-r-i-e-n-d? ;p

>>5252600
>I'll shoot you a mail soon-ish
cool cool high time you did f-am

>That sounds like you want a girl as closely resembling a guy as possible.

I don't particulary care if they are fem but yeah I do have a preference for dykes.
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>>5252610
Oh it's the transbian crusader anon.
Have a hot chick.
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>>5252584
mich auch alter
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>>5252599
>I suddenly find myself extremely sympathetic of how perverted and smelly teenage boys are.
topkek
>>5252610
Cause no one actually cares. And the people who do are just pathetic.
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>>5252619
They aren't ftm, they're "nonbinary".

This one says she hasn't even figured out her gender yet and look what she's done to herself already.
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>>5252628
>year old tumblr tags
>meaning anything
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>yo guise check out me pounding this sweet pussy
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>>5252599
>pan sexual demi guy
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>>5252628
this is what she looked like before becoming a transtrender
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>>5252608
I havn't yet, but I'll keep you posted ;~;

>>5252610
Have a (You)

>>5252599
>That’s going to be hard to get used to…but oh well
I kekked, but wasn't there at least one thing that E did for someone here that actually took getting used to? Idk, I can't think of any myself, but I'm curious.
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>>5252628
It's still interesting how I look identical to those females who were on testosterone for some time that they look like ugly beta boys now.
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>>5252628
pretty harsh scars, probably were big titties
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>>5252628
kek i have a scar below my boob and it looks almost like that

maybe i can pass as ftm
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>>5252622
>no hips
that's a man baby
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>>5252613
tumblr is a weird place
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>>5252623
du bist mein Schatzchen<3
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>>5252645
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>>5252650
She could've been cute if tumblr hadn't gotten to her. Too late now
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Can we just get all teh Canadian girls in one house and have me as their willing slave?
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tip of the day: if you don't pass with long hair then you should just give up on transitioning altogether
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>>5252650
I think she just got fat on T.
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Did you remember this time Bexe?
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>>5252666
She doesn't look fat though.
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>>5252659
looks like a boy

>she
fuck you

>>5252666
how is it even possible? isn't T supposed to not make you overweight?
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>>5252666
pretty sure T makes you lose fat
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>>5252659
If you're dumb enough to listen to tumblr you probably wont worth it anyways.
>>5252664
>opening theme to good times play
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>>5252657
danke alter
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>>5252668
Yes she does.
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>>5252660
>Get all the canadian girls in one house
Yes please
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>>5252645
I wonder why so many ftms get acne and ugly skin

maybe it has to do with the T, maybe that's why I never developed acne - because I was borderline T deficient
>>
hey wats up
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>>5252669
>fuck you

She literally says she doesn't know what her gender is yet. She doesn't identify as male.

>>5252677
T ruins your skin, and estrogen does the opposite and makes it really nice.
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>>5252646
I'm kidding, you're the only Elanna I'm interested in so far

>>5252660
Not sure about the slave part but sure.
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>>5252682
>She doesn't identify as male.
k sorry m8
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>>5252660
>Can we just get all teh Canadian girls in one house
I would be OK with this.
>have me as their willing slave
This part really depends...
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>>5252677
Hope that's the same reason for me
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>>5252674
What?
not the fucking one with those bright red tit scars
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>>5252677
Ugly skin is just the oilier skin everyone gets on T, as for acne idk but HRT sure cured the little I had.
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>>5252668
I think she still has titts in this pic >>5252635. I might be wrong, they could be man boobs at that point.

>>5252669
>>5252669
Not necessarily. Lack of exercise and caloric surplus can lead to rapid weight gain.
It might be different for dumb, little girls.
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>>5252677
same tbdesu, no acne, no facial hair till i was 19, feels good man
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>>5252677
stop fucking boasting about your fem life pre-hrt you smug-faced passer reeeeeeee
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>>5252678
we'r elooking at ftms and tumblr snowflakes.
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Something about the taste of boy pussy and the way that it makes a girl squirm. Mm
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>>5252669
>fuck you
Maybe you'll somewhat pass too.
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>>5252700
oooooh gross
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>>5252694
She has, yeah, I thought we were talking about the one with the red scars?

But also, lack of exercise etc. will make anyone fat, it's not the fault ofT alone rly.
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>>5252706
This is tumblr,now, you have to check your privilege shitlord
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>>5252688
>>5252682
>>5252693
HRT is literally salvation

>>5252696
iktf
did your blood tests come up straight up deficient or just low on T?
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>>5252659
>cute

naah
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>>5252676
>>5252685
>>5252687
I was just kidding about the slave thing, it's more of a I'll cook, clean and cuddle when I'm needed cuz... you know.. NEET..
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>>5252716
Just low anon. Also does T have anything to do with the size of your girl tinkler
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>>5252719
I said "could have been", obviously her hair and sense of style were awful
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>>5252715
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>>5252685
Oh I figured that much out, but I like to play along
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>>5252707
In all of the photos sans the girliest, her face is practically shinning. Someone couldn't put the fork down. And usually the thinking goes more food -> more mussles (without any effort put in). The tales of hysterically insecure, chubby FtM manlets have their basis in reality.
>>
>>5252724
not really sure about that one
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>>5252693
I had pretty bad acne for years, hrt was the only thing that seemed to make a difference.
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>>5252731
you are my new love<3
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>>5252735
>tfw no more /fit/ tall ftm bf
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>>5252356
well shit.
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>>5252667
hi anon, i remembered this time, they were busy so i left a message but they didn't call back yet so i'll try again tomorrow

>>5252404
>Yeah, honestly it digs up feels...
elanna, i...
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>>5252743
You could probably get a powerlifting, borderline obese manlet.
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>>5252731
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>>5252723
Oh I had no problem with the keeping of a slave, the question is the quality of the one being kept.
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>>5252727
>could have been
naahh
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how DARE you post about how much fem you were before and how much little male puberty you had? stop rubbing it in our faces that you are pseudo-intersex you cocky fucks

i hope homophobes rip your faces off with their claws tbhon
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>>5252731
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>>5252745
>they were busy
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>>5252760
Shoulda fucked your balls up at the age of 11 like I did senpai

>>5252745
Bexe, i.. ;~;
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>>5252748
Can I still pass as a dude without effort? I have not shaved in a week and a half, I am not wearing a bra, and I just put on an old jacket. One would still assume I am male correct? I have been dick starved so much that I kind of want to go into a male bathroom and look at the dicks. I got whores on skype to show me gts, vaginas, and tits, but I lack meaningful male interaction lately.
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>>5252770
>Shoulda fucked your balls up at the age of 11 like I did senpai
storytime
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>>5252771
I forgot my picture.
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>>5252770
I'm generally happy with the path my transition and life have taken, but damnit do I wish I had taken some elastics to the balls when young and knew I wouldn't be on hormones for ages.
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>>5252771
>Can I still pass as a dude without effort?
yeah
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>>5252723
>Cooking, Cleaning, Cuddling NEET
Could we maybe share that position?
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>>5252760
its not my fault im intersex sempai
its just the hand god dealt me, chill out
>>5252771
that sounds pathetically desperate
make a tinder or an okc or go on /soc/ and look at dicks
make a dating account and say you want quick or casual sex
its not that hard if you want sex that bad, i mean c'mon it just takes some effort

and no you look like a lazy disheveled woman imo
i guess you could look like a guy maybe idk
get your life melly, geeze
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>>5252760
>tfw homophobes will never rip your faces off with their claws
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>>5252785
One house is only going to have so many closets under the stairs. I'm not sure there'd be room for too many pets.
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>>5252783
thanks anon.

I am running into a problem where everyone assumes I am a faggot while I dress like a dude though. I get my eye brows threaded way too often for a straight dude me thinks.
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>>5252776
maybe if you tried

>visible boobs
>eyebrows
>long hair
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>>5252785
>>5252723
>Cooking, Cleaning, Cuddling NEET
I think this plan will result in a lot of "slaves" and not one person to own them and take care of expenses. This plan is doomed to fail.
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>>5252776
Oh Melly
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if you pass you shouldn't be here

this is a safe space for us hons
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>>5252781
It's painful as fuck.
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>>5252803
hons hons hon hon hons hon

its a funnyword
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>>5252793
>I get my eye brows threaded way too often for a straight dude me thinks.
Doubt it, the person who introduced me to threading was my cis male cousin, all the dudes in my senpai had severe brow/unibrow issues thanks mexifam <3, our eyebrows were way nicer than the girls for a long time.
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>>5252808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d__nUJ-RQAg
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>>5252803
Ok sorry I'll leave now. Pic related
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>>5252785
n-no
f-find your own Canadian qts
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>>5252803
But honnnny
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>>5252775
When I was 11 I tied some rubber bands to my penis and balls and cut off circulation to them for a pretty long period of time. I think I may have delayed my puberty desu, and looking back on it I would have done it again if I weren't scared of my parents finding out.

>>5252781
;__; can't change the past, but at least things turned out in the end.
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>>5252795
This is when the big strong Dom tells his little sluts to earn money too.
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>>5252788
well the thing is if I am going to have sex with a guy it will be in a relationship. idk I can do casual shit with a girl or be in a relationship with a girl too, but I only want relationships with guys. Don't get me wrong there will be a shit load of sex while in a relationship with a guy, but I don't want casual with a guy.

>>5252794
I am fat, fat dudes can have tits.

Also I am native american and I can have long hair.

>>5252797
;_:

I am lonely

>>5252810
well idk then I should pass as a dude.

>>5252803
great I still belong here. See picture.
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>>5252823
This is DVA level of cringe.
Fuck.
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>>5252825
>Also I am native american and I can have long hair.
>implying all boys don't look better with long hair
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>tfw in a lewd mood
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>>5252816
what
>>5252825
mmm maybe. but those boobs look way too big for a guy
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>>5252837
ur always in a lewd mood, go and get a good dicking already!
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>>5252823
Holy shit

Why didnt i do this
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>>5252825
lol you look better than the native girls here in Arizona.
You just being lonely and sad or you actually destrans?
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>>5252837
Me too ;-;
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>>5252803

But I like talking to people
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>>5252795
I'd still definitely take living there and helping with expenses if that's an option... at least I would be in a couple years once I'm out of uni
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>>5252823
>tfw tried to do it but pain became unbearable after a few days
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>>5252789
I have claws but I don't use them on humans
I'm told it's rude
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>>5252825
>if I am going to have sex with a guy it will be in a relationship. idk I can do casual shit with a girl or be in a relationship with a girl too, but I only want relationships with guys.
okay well idk what you want then
go on grinder and ask for guys to send you pictures of their dicks
go on /hm/ and look at dicks
i dont really understand what you want here; if you want a relationship then put some effort in and try to date-?
i mean aren't you in school now, or no??

like seriously just make an OKC and meet people go on meetup.com and try to meet people idk
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Does anyone have any advice on how to slim down calf size?
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>>5252434
>>5252437
fuk yo shit

>>5252590
that feel

>>5252803
this is just the mtf general, like in general
feel free to make a non-passer thread, tho to be fair it's usually trolled by passers when someone does make one
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>>5252621
I missed this. But nope. I did. Not anymore tho.
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>>5252841
>ur always in a lewd mood
am i? ._.;

>go and get a good dicking already!
i'm trying anon !! ;~;
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>>5252840
no fuck you I am a dude god damn it.

>>5252843
>lol you look better than the native girls here in Arizona.

I say i am native but I have a german last name and my dad was born with blond hair.

>You just being lonely and sad or you actually destrans?

just lonely.

>>5252855
Well I mean the picture I posted of me in 'boy mode' is me when i am about to go for a walk. I dress way more fem when I am going somewhere lol. Idk, no one wants to date me desu and I am too much of a libertarian nut job for anyone who is lgbt to want to date me. I am seriously think about moving to seattle in January though. I went up there a few weeks ago and I decided it was fine for me to live there.
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>>5252835
Cringe inducing yes, but I wanted them gone, and my puberty was a lot better than it could have been at least. Also, DVA?

>>5252842
Idk, frankly I don't know what possessed me to try it, but it seemed to work.

>>5252852
Yeah, it was bad, but really the worst part was thinking I'd get gangrene or have to go to the doctor's or something. I wasn't keen on telling my parents that I wanted to be a girl.
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>>5252522
Proof that dfabs don't actually experience dysphoria imo. Most of their problems could be solved with casual crossdressing. Then we wouldn't have to listen to all these dumbass ex trans whatevers that were too autistic to realize they're just manly dykes.
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>>5252723
Hope you know I'm gonna be doing most of the cleaning.

>>5252734
I didn't want to hurt your feelings, that could ruin my chances.
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>>5252870
DVA is the one with the dick vore fetish
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>>5252870
Oryx's old trip

>>5252875
DFABs include ftms though.
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>>5252870
DVA was trying alcohol injections when she couldn't get AA refills for a while.
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>tfw passed test
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>>5252875
Or you could just ignore them and move on with your life
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>>5252870
I remember doing similar when I was about 10 but i never thought to cut the circulation off. i just tucked it as far back as I could until it felt like I put a crease in it.
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I bought this. Does /mtfg/ approves ?
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>>5252895
>MLG

absolutely not
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>>5252889
What was your score?
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>>5252889
congrats
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>>5252895
yes i have that exact same mouse, worked since the day i bought it and i bought it in 2011
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>>5252895
>mlg
break out the mountain dew and Doritos
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>>5252823

I tried this around that time too when i learned thatcutting off circulation to things would cause you you to lose the appendage. All in all I would do it again too. Decently stunted my puberty. Tfw late af bloomer
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>>5252885
I'm aware. I'm saying there are no real dfab trans people, just misguided lesbians and fujoshi.
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>>5252907
>tfw you'll never blaze it with abby
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>>5252914
Kayla plz
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>>5252895
>Not razor
You made a good choice
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>>5252917
i love you
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>>5252770
you what, elanna?

>>5252895
>not a G502
8/10 i guess
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>>5252907
bu-t-ful
>>5252917
that's also butful
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>>5252823
I remember when I was 16 I read 420chan that you could prevent puberty by putting your balls in near boiling water, it was supposed to kill the lephigh cells to prevent testosterone being produced.

It really hurt but I didn't tell my parents or a doctor because I didn't want them to know why I did it. I ended up spending two weeks in bed
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>mfw I just realized that everybody heard me and cute co-worker flirting while we were waiting for manager to test alarms on Sunday
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>>5252940
im sorry
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>>5252876
O-oh, are you saying that you want there to be chances?

>>5252878
C-cool I guess ^^;

>>5252885
>>5252887
Oh jesus that sounds painful, A for effort though DVA

>>5252894
I did that too x.x thank you for making me feel less weird

>>5252912
High five girl, thank god for using science ;~;
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>>5252943
Np
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>>5252927
O-oh, I uh, you know ^^;

>>5252940
Holy shit lexie, that sounds brutal...
For all the pain did it seem to help? ;_;
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>>5252904
It was a pass! Its either fail or pass with no in between

>>5252905
Thanks!
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>>5252823
>>5252940
That's nothing
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>>5252823
tfw I tried to cut mine off with a pocket knife and ice
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Which trips do you think would be the best in bed?
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How many decades do you think it will be before trans people are widely accepted and not regarded as freaks anymore?
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>>5252964
People accept you if you're pretty and passing.
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>>5252964
never :^)
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>>5252926
>>5252935

I know.

>>5252962

Nana and Sonic.

>>5252964

Hopefully soon.
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>tfw just planned a de-stressing back rub night with my girlfriends
Yessssss
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>>5252964
Isis will have taken over in ten years and we will all be brutally murdered for being trans.
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>>5252953
mhm, i can think of a thing or two...

>>5252959
>i was going nuts
>i operated on myself and took out the testicles
this shouldn't be funny
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>>5252953
I'm really not sure but I think it may of reduced my levels a bit, I didn't become much more masculine after that like my brother did but I can't be sure it's thanks to that. Still I really wouldn't recommend it
>>5252959
That reminds me of the only trans news story I found where I live
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/transsexual-refused-sex-change-operation-4661975
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>>5252970
Well yeah, I just told you.
>>5252975
This has my vote
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>>5252902
>>5252906
>>5252907
>>5252924
>>5252927
I really like steelseries mice, i had a kana but as soon as i borrow it to my sister it broke off, and this one was like 25 or 30 bucks, but its used :(
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>>5252943
m-maybe...
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>>5252975
this desu, at least here in yurop
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>>5252962
elanna and edie desu
also
but ur trip back on and ask your questions bruh
>>
>that one trip you want to corrupt and fuck the shit out of

Who is she?
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>>5252974
c-can i come
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>>5252959
>waiting until 22 to cut them out

>>5252961
D: dedication

>>5252974
Goddamn it Abby that's the most uni student thing I've heard you say. You're the ultimate normie in my books now
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>>5252985
it's a pretty good mouse and should last a while even if it's used

i think i got a lemon because mine started dying in under a year, phantom clicks and scrolls and stuff, logitech 4 lyfe now
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>>5252995
Sure, but only if you know how to braid hair too.
>>5252996
I like being a normie desu. Normies do lots of fun stuff.
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>all these self-surgery ideas

hm
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These threads are the best, you guys are so cute and fun.
>tfw real girls arent like this.
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>>5252974
>tfw missing college life
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>>5252996
A little. I ended up passing out from blood loss and waking up looking like I murdered someone.
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>>5252994
You can't corrupt what's already degenerate. Every single one of you faggots is a degenerate.
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>get home after long and tiring day of playing video games between classes
>my parents have invited people over
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>>5252994
me?
>>5252999
fish tail braids or what?
braids are petty easy i used to braid the hair on my barbie dolls all the time
>>5253005
you could just tuck and keep them inside your body so they dont work as well
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>>5252789
>implying it isn't transphobes who burns fagget
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>>5252996
We all can't start at a young age
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>>5252999
>normie

REEEEEE
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>>5252974
Don't get a boner
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>>5252999
i'm actually very good at french braids
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>>5253005
You're already a hon it's too late for that
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>>5253008
>get a load of this chaser.png

First of all, you want to fuck a tranny? Don't make any distinction between them and what you call "a real girl". That's not going to help your case. Second of all, try putting your dick in our asses instead of your nose shitlord.

Good day.
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>>5253005
>Kana
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>>5253021
he's not a chaser he was a /pol/ troll i think
also hiya sage
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>>5253021
hes a /pol/ack in the closet
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>>5253025
Sup nigger.

How's the hair?
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>>5253008
Literally maki 3.0

Nip this at the bud girls
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>>5253019
You're in
>>5253018
>implying I can do that
>>5253009
it's pretty great tbqh
>>5253014
( I can't actually braid hair at all so I have no idea)
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>>5253031
Yay i can relive all the college days as a girl i missed
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For anyone curious this is what my work station in class looks like.
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>>5253031
oh
well basic braids are actually quite simple
braiding against the scalp is harder
fishtal braids are just more than 3 twists basically
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>>5253013
fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckk
i hate when that happens
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>>5253036


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5252977
>tfw want to say something more
>tfw don't want to make more people angry by erping
R-raincheck?

>>5252988
W-well then o///o;
I may just have to remember that, you're already improving your chances by posting hiro tbqh

>>5252999
Reeeee!

>>5253010
;~; did you succeed?
>>
>>5253031
>( I can't actually braid hair at all so I have no idea)
It's really not hard to learn, you'll probably do fine.
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>just started hormones about 6 weeks ago
>dose is so low it does literally nothing
>feel terrible because im just wasting my time and im already old
>body structure is ok
>facial structure is ok
>voice is ok
>feel double bad for having decent genetics and feeling like garbage over dumb stuff like short hair and minor beard shadow when there are people out there who are actually fucked for life and will never pass

i want all of this to end why wasn't i born normal holy SHIT
>>
I want to fall asleep at my desk, but I know il dream and think of you
is sleep painful for you girls too?
>>
does anyone have that pic on how to do your eyebrows?
>>
>>5253044
I didn't succeed but I was sterile later on. I wish I hadn't have passed out ;-;
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>>5253044
we can always take it somewhere else later anyway :3

>>5253059
i gotchu senpai
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I always feel much better about myself after looking at transpassing
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>>5253066
>being immature
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>>5253065
*head pats for bexe*
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>>5253053
that's me but with caddy
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>>5253065
So do I just go to the salon and tell them to "give me the golden ration, senpai"?
>>
>>5253053
sleep is the only thing not painful
>>
>>5253066
Literally sums up why I come here when beyond bored. You guys are funny, but its not the kind of joke you'd want to be involved in.

I'm laughing at you, not with you.
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>>5253085
Sit n the chair and say JUST. They'll know whatchu mean senpai :3
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>>5253085
If you're getting them done, they'll know what to do.
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>>5253021
Sorry, I just find these threads to be cute and silly, I'll stop posting now, I dont have anything nice to say anyways.
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>>5253093
why u so cruel
>>
>>5253093
>implying you're not an even worse joke
>>
>>5253066
i actually just went there after you posted this.

post a picture of yourself. i bet 80% of them pass better than you.

in fact im willing to paypal you $50 if a strawpoll says you do
>>
>>5253098
You're mistaking cruelty for stupidity.
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>>5253103
ez moneys

DO IT
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>>5253098
Realistic*

ftfy.

>>5253096
Sweet.

>>5253100
>n-no you're a j-joke!!!!

lmao. Are you even trying?
>>
So many mad hons in this thread today, please contain your t rage.
>>
>>5253043
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>tfw no more pets

so i'm gonna message some of the transgirls on OKC i think
y/n????
>>
>>5253117
YES DO IT
>>
>>5253113
You come to 4chan. You post in /lgbt/. You're a joke. I'm a joke. We're all jokes.
>>
>>5253096
Are you from finland or sweden?
>>
>>5253121
>she thinks im not posting here ironically

M E T A
E
T
A
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>>5253098
Sage is just an ugly brit
>>
>>5253113
You really must be incredibly stupid if you don't get that you're part of the joke.

>>5253124
>posting ironically
Nice try. This make you a meme too.
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>>5253124
>thinks ironic shitposting is cool
Shiggy diggy doo
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>>5253116
Put your trip back on sage
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Post your favorite ships.
>>
>>5253059
http://www.shemazing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Eyebrows_1.png
>>5253120
anne im scared @_@
>>5253136
pookieX her gf
frogXher gf
meX a dozen cats
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Anyone else on here alcoholics? I pass just fine and have gotten my trans shit under control, but I'm still depressed as fuck half the time. Thing is, I think I have a decent life, to be honest, just doesn't seem to matter.

At any rate, I just drink it away constantly which isn't good. Hell, even my boyfriend told me I should slow down, not to mention my doctor is concerned due to blood tests showing high liver stress. Sigh... I wish it didn't work so well for me. I'm legit happy when I'm drinking.
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>>5253136
>>
>>5253137
same. forevver. always AHHHHHHHHH
>>
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE
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>>5253131
Daily reminder: I don't take my trip off. When and if I want to insult you I'll do it without needing to hide.

Faggot.
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>>5253137
Those are all cannon tho
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>>5253136
>Edmonton sleepover
Paired with who anon? :3

>>5253065
Y-yes we can o////o
>>
>>5253144
>attacking a passable trip
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>>5253123
Schweden
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>silent morning nyc subway
>legit lol in real life thinking about something funny i read on here
>tfw i get tranny stared
>grimes is playing tonight but not going
>mfw bf from okcupid is on "nofap" and pretending he's not a neckbeard
>>
>>5253142
J U S T
fmsu

>>5253151
MJ X Lisa Marie?
Britney X Justin
>canon
>tfw no ship
im starting new ships for myself
meXplant
meXabby
meXanne
meX?????????
>>
>>5253156
>anyone here being off limits

You're all degenerate scum, especially the ones 'working' on chaturbate etc.
>>
>>5253165
Sounds like you're jealous shrek
>>
>>5253123
>finland
torilla tavataan desu
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>>5253138
yeah I need to not drink so much everyday, I don't even rlly like drinking tbqh
maybe try to focus on other stuff that makes u legit happy?
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>>5253168
I'm jealous because I don't have to sit in front of old guys masturbating and telling me how pretty i am to pay my bills?

Yep, you got me. lmao
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>>5253165
>mfw I would do this but trips would recognize me and I'd never hear the end of it
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>>5253160
>mfw bf from okcupid is on "nofap" and pretending he's not a neckbeard
L M A O
how come no grimes though?
>>
>>5253173
>projecting this hard
just an hero hon, you'd be doing the world a service
>>
>>5253174
Don't do this. You're worth more than your body is to some fetishist on the internet.
>>
>>5253173
>implying you have job
No need to lie hon
>>
>>5253171
>focus on other stuff that makes u legit happy
Yeahhhh.... that's gonna be a problem
>>
>>5253164
it's already fuked TO BE HONEST WITH YOU FAMILY
>>
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>>5253165
I'm sure you're a much better person, considering you take the time out of what's surely a very busy schedule so that everyone here can revel in your irony.
>>
>>5253178
I need money to pay for college though. :(
>>
>>5253182
all of life is shit tshf (to stay honest family)

i need u to do something for me
fuck my shit up
before life can
i know you'll fuck it up with love
;-------;
>>5253174
who r u??
>>
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>>5253177
>you h-hon!!!
>Look guys, I used a buzzword that's thrown around here every 24 seconds, that'll show her

Dude, I'll pay for your helium tank right now if you just end it all.

>>5253179
With or without a job, I'm still not degrading myself in front of scummy old dudes. That's a win for me.

>>5253184
Significantly better than the kind you find on here.

>>5253185
Then get a part time job. You don't need to lower yourself that far.
>>
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>>5253165
>>5253184
I dont know whos right but I'm rooting for you Elanna.
>>
>>5253190
I'm this post:
>>5253138
>>
>>5253191
Why are you so upset though
>>
>>5253191
>responding to anons
>>
>>5253197
What's to be upset about? I'm having a wonderful time. Please don't misread my tone for one of being upset.

>>5253193
Always bet on Sage
>>
>>5253197
Salty vag
>>
>>5253202
But you sound like a neckbeard
>>
>>5253195
i mean that doesn't actually tell me why you think trips would recognize you, but in regards to your original post; if you're really depressed you might have clinical depression so you may want to see a psychiatrist or something
>>
>>5253180
well like does your bf make you happy?
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>mfw sage

i'm on cypro not spiro, i don't need all this salt
>>
>>5253209
>i misread the tone of a thing
>so that thing must be true

Jewmones got your brains screwed up bruh
>>
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Vomit wins
>>
>>5253210
Well duh, that was the idea. They would recognize me because I used to trip here.

>>5253211
About half the time, yeah. Just the other half I'm just depressed regardless (which is when I drink). Not really a matter of spending more time with him either, as him and I spend almost all time together and even work at the same place.
>>
>>5253219
Good job
>>
>>5253222
:^)
>>
Oh now I get why you guys thought I was Sage.
>>
>>5253218
>tranny fighting tranny
>>
>>5253226
Sounds hot
>>
>>5253191
Why post then? Why not go outside and enjoy the wonderful life that you've built for yourself?

>>5253193
I'm not sure who's right either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ cheers tho
>>
>>5253190
no no no you fuck my shit up first cuz
>>
>>5253235
Human nature, its not enough to just be happy, you have to show everyone else how happy you are. Prove me wrong.
>>
Chaser here
I have a small penis under five inches

Anybody interested
>>
>tfw back home after successful day
o(≧∇≦o)
>>
>>5253221
oh..........hmm
wait have you and I talked about your former tripping before?
or are you someone else?
>>5253237
fine
lets mutually fuck each others shit
together
>>5253241
but are you ATTRACTIVE???
thats what matters
>>
>>5253241
No, kill yourself
>>
>>5253241
asl?
>>
>>5253241
>comes to mtf thread to scrape the bottom of the girl barrel because nobody else is interested in his tiny penis

Even these degenerates have standards senpai, as low as they may be.
>>
>>5253244
Um... I don't know. I was known as the alcoholic of /mtfg/ back then too if it helps at all.
>>
>>5253239
Are you really happy if you need to tell other people that you are? It sounds like you're trying harder to convince yourself than anyone else here.
>>
>>5253219
I rlly hate puking like rlly rlly

>>5253221
well like maybe focus less on the amount of time and more on rlly trying to do stuff together especially stuff that could be productive or focus you on stuff

since your trans stuff is mostly sorted out is there anything specific that makes you depressed that you're escaping from with booze or is it like straight up clinical depression or alcohol dependency?

>>5253225
Idk, they've like pretty much always been fairly nice to me tho they do seem to be a lot more aggressive with their trolling since they stopped coming here regularly
>>
>>5253247
Lmao I wouldn't fuck these failed men
Im just bored

Bunch of losers
>>
>>5253248
oh
i have an idea then
>>
>>5253244
sounds perfectt TO BE HONEST WITCHU FAMIRY
>>
>>5253256
Oh it's definitely clinical depression. Therapist agrees. Just pills don't seem to fix it, so I just resort to drinking instead.
>>
>>5253252
Of course, Facebook is literally a business built on shoving how happy you are in other people's faces. That's what I'm doing here, this is my tranny version of facebook.

tldr; im light years, a head of my peers. want some you can come bring it right here. cant clown me, dont come round me, bow down i was crowned when they found me.

>>5253257
oh come on, you were totally considering it. I know a guy like you, calls trannies "failed men" etc. He ended up coming to a thread like this, hooking up with a tranny. Eventually they moved in together at his parents house, and then she cheated on him, because he was a spotty scumbag who couldn't aim higher than a 4chan tranny, and she knew she could do better.

Do you want to be that guy?
>>
>>5253257
the only failed man here is you, bucko.
>>
>>5253266
You don't seem very happy
>>
>>5253270
remember that post where i said about how misinterpreting a post doesn't make your misinterpretation accurate? yeah... that... again...
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>>5253266
Hell no i don't want to be that guy
The only positive about trannies is that even though they are women in every single way you can beat them because they are men still.
That's literally the only positive I can come up with why any self respecting man would want to be with one of these mental disorder freaks
>>
>>5253274
Yeah but why are you so upset
>>
How do I make friends mtfg

I'm so socially awkward I want to try talking to people and I feel like i have nothing to talk about. All I do is work and come home and mope around depressed playing video games and posting here. I want to leave this stupid website but it's my only social outlet. I don't even know what to do.
>>
Hey girls what's going on
>>
>>5253266
you're conflating signalling for what those signals indicate

plenty of people shove their happiness signals in other people's faces to make them THINK that person is happy when really they're not

cum on step it up
>>
>>5253276
you can beat me anytime
be sure to give me lots of bruises~
>>
>>5253266
>tldr; im light years, a head of my peers. want some you can come bring it right here. cant clown me, dont come round me, bow down i was crowned when they found me.
What the fuck did I just read? .____.
You sound like a morbidly depressed dudebro making a drunk Facebook status
>>
>>5253264
like you've tried different pills and therapy? how about like diet and exercise/lifestyle stuff? my partner got me some vitamins that are supposed to help with stress and happiness stuff tho I can't tell if they're actually doing anything like with most basic pain-meds, fuck I wish there were stronger pain meds that aren't horrible to take long-term
>>
>>5253266
holy shit my sides

ily sage
>>
>>5253281
Come back for the new thread, this one has gone down the drain.
>>
>>5253289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GhbkrOg9gA

>she doesnt know that tech n9ne runs kansas city

>>5253292
See, this ho gets me.
>>
Suddenly

>>5253296
>>5253296
>>5253296

A new thread.
>>
>>5253300
>Kansas city
There is no way you're actually happy
>>
>>5253280
Have you tried meetup or OKC? If you like vidya try hitting up your local game/comic book store.
I forced myself to go to some tabletop game nights and made a few friends that way. Where you are though?
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>>5253297
You betchya. Cya around.
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