/MTFG? Girl cock edition

>tfw no anyone
plz apply inside

first for hons

>>5250677
ty circe ;_;

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>>5250799
Tell me every thing will be okay
tell me one day I will live as a girl in real life

sixth for Cartman is cute.

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>>5250797
I wish

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why cant transgirl just chill out sometimes?

stop being so catty faggots

>>5250809
I think I know who cartman is. Anyone remember the one from /pol/ a few months ago that really wanted to transition but felt too ashamed of themselves?

>>5250773
ok I just want to belong ;-;

we going through threads like...something you go through quickly

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>>5250808
>tell me one day I will live as a girl in real life
Sure buddy

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>>5250814
Why does everyone here assume all trolls/haters must be closet transexuals?

>>5250820
Cuz its the truth

>>5250820
Because it's been true too many times.

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>>5250814
Sorry for intruding on your gen as a ftm, but hahahahha, /holy shit/

Ohhhh my god. ohhhhhhh my god i hope you're right about that one, that would just make my year.

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>>5250813
Because most women are bitches and have to fulfill a stereotype?

>14 posts
>6 images
fucking hell what ever happened to the 1k post threads before we reached image limit

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>>5250814
>I think I know who cartman is. Anyone remember the one from /pol/ a few months ago that really wanted to transition but felt too ashamed of themselves?
Sometimes I think about playing along for shits and giggles, but you guys clearly cant handle the idea of a heterosexual cis male wanting to browse your shitty threads.

I just like browsing these threads because It's one of the few feminine places I get to see even if it's all make-believe.

I also feel like a special unique snowflake here.

And iunno, these threads are cozy, I lurk the other boards because there's already someone posting the type of shit I would post so I just observe.

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On the bus on my way home and see all these anons flirting with my Cartman.
>mfw

>>5250773
I think we downloaded that but the copy was shit and we forgot to get another

>>5250820
well I mean y else be so obsessed with trannies?
I often have similar thoughts about some anti-gay people that just try way too hard

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>>5250808

It'll be ok, babe.

>>5250807

;3
You know I think youse hot stuff, bby

>>5250816

Have you tried pizza?
Also, yeah. But at least /mtfg/ waits till 150 images.
Gaygen makes new threads at 300+ replies and I don't know why. I think they do move slower than here but the number seems arbitrary.

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>>5250827
sure seems like it

i'll never understand

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>>5250821
>>5250823
I'm not going to say that a decent portion of people who hate transexuals do it due to repression, but I think it's fairly delusional and absolutist to think it's always the case.

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>>5250828
lol fuck that

>>5250829
>because It's one of the few feminine places I get to see even if it's all make-believe.

>And iunno, these threads are cozy

>anime images

closet tranny confirmed

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>>5250786
This. So much this.

>>5250826
hello brother, I come here all the time to funpost

>>5250838
>closet tranny confirmed
Well you keep repeating that, I love being male, literally the first thing I do when I enter a bathroom is admire my face in the mirror for 10 minutes straight. You have no idea how fucking goddamn handsome I look, it's fucking painful how sexy I look like holy shit.

Trust me, I'm very comfortable with my gender.

>>5250840
Wanna swap bodies?

>>5250820
Its true for me. I'm trans, I don't want to be trans, I hate other trans people and I especially hate the ones who blend in better than I do. I hope were all forced to register as trans publicly, then eventually rounded up and forcibly committed.

>>5250844
>painful sexy
>handsome
you know you're gonna need to prove that shit now

>>5250828
Because anime fucks

>>5250849
Is it wrong that I want this to happen? I don't like having to hide the fact i'm a delusional faggot.

>>5250851
Oh! I hate that anime cartoons!

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every time i fall asleep early i have nightmares that stay in the back of my mind for the rest of the day

ugh

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>>5250849
That's unfortunate anon, I really hope one day you find a way to be happy, love yourself, and others around you.

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>>5250849
>I hope were all forced to register as trans publicly, then eventually rounded up and forcibly committed.
>mfw I will never be the oberst of a modern day concentration camp filled with degenerates, SJW and leftists.

>>5250850
I aint breaking my fucking anonymity online lmao, and I dont need to impress a bunch of anonymous posters either.

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>>5250844
Honestly, the fact you had to sit down and type out that defensive speech to me after I accused you of being a closet tranny basically confirms that at the very /least/, youve questioned your gender before

youre not fooling anyone

>>5250833
p-pizza ;-;
I wish I wasn't dieting so I could have some...

and yea I see they go through threads even more than we do here

>>5250859
Don't most people question their gender though?

>>5250857
>claims to be fucking god tier appearance male
>refuses to show
mhmm, sure you're super sexy.

>>5250833
300 is the bump limit. They're basically aiming to always have a gaygen on the front page.

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>>5250859
>How dare you question my gender, I'm a wymin you cis shitlord!
>You're trans, I know it, shut the fuck up you're in denial

>>5250844
>handsome sexy male
post pic pls

>>5250829
>>5250826
>>5250820
No this person totally admitted to being dysphoric but didn't want to "be a degenerate" and said they bought T injections from ADC instead of hrt, haven't heard back from them in months.

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I just accidentally an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's. I never even used to like sweet things why am I doing this?

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>>5250863
Bitch please, I aint got shit to prove, if I was a girl I wouldnt even HRT or anything because when I am convinced of something I dont need a fucking 2nd opinion. The only opinion in the world that has ever mattered is my own.

>>5250872
Fat

>>5250856
Self love is the lie the establishment wants to sell. I'm an embarrassment to 2 million years of evolution and the cruelest part is that there is no real cure that will make these feelings of wanting to be a girl go away.

>>5250875
Not even fat. If I keep this up I will get fat tho :C

>>5250875
im confused. you're saying your really handsome but at same time you just said if you were to become a girl you wouldnt need hormones.
so you look like a girl?

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>>5250872
I am the totally opposite, ever since being estrogen dominant I stopped liking sweet things, I can't stand chocolate, cakes, cookies, and candy.

>>5250875
pls go and get high again, i prefer baked as fuck cartman

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>>5250865
I'm just sayin'. There's no way you wouldn't be coming back after multiple bans unless, A: You got fired from mcdonalds and now have too much time on your hands from your mom's basement, or B: This is how you cope with the dysphoria you refuse to acknowledge.

>>5250848
you don't wanna do that, just drunk bleach, be dead soon

>>5250886
rip. see you in hell senpai.

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>>5250865
>Says there is a gay/trans agenda
>Uses false equivalency arguments
>Uses smug anime girl reaction images
>Claims to not be trans while doing all this in a thread made for trans girls
Nigga, just accept it.
You are childish, trans and not all that bright.
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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>>5250881
I just said that to make the point that I'm confident in myself enough that I dont need to prove shit to strangers online, I feel comfortable being anonymous, that's why I browse 4chan and dont post pics, and frankly I dont give a shit what you guys think about me.

I dont even care if you think I'm a girl, I have never reacted to that out of denial but out of the fact you guys actively try to convince confused and lonely people that they're trans or gay when they're not. Yeah you might not be able to turn anyone gay but you can trick them into thinking they are. And it's just wrong, it doesn't faze me but I know it does to plenty of others, especially teenagers today that constantly seek belonging and acceptance.

Stop corrupting the youth.

>So you look like a girl
Lolno, I look manly as fuck and I love it.

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>go to bed hugging my pillow
>wake up hugging it even harder

when does the nightmare end

>>5250898
when you find someone local to hug

>>5250898
Life is a fucking joke. Don't think too hard about it.

>>5250884
But I am baked, just spitting some truth.

>>5250895
>Uses smug anime girl reaction images
Newsflash, most guys like anime girls cause theyre cute, not because they want to be them. Stop projecting m8.

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>>5250897
>comfortable being anonymous
>uses a name to not be anonymous

also i've never tried tricking anyone, i'm always the one saying they should take time to think abuot it and actually decide for themselves.

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Alright I'm off to bed, night girls and Cartman. Hope yall have a great day/night.

>>5250898
you'll feel better if you lewd post some more, lol

>>5250906
Tell me if I should transition please.
I have this stupid hope that things will be okay if I just live for other things. Not really sure what though.

me bored, ask me stuff

>>5250906
>uses a name to not be anonymous
It's ironic, that's why I dont use a tripcode, besides anything I say could be an imposter so it's still anonymous.

>>5250833
idk why, i'm kinda repugnant.

>>5250914
Is 8 inches the cutoff length for who you date.

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>>5250915
Hey qt, what are you having for dinner tonight? I just put on some lasagna.

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>>5250897
>writing a post this long to prove a point

>>5250914
what ever happened with your wife in the end?

>>5250921
>I just put on some lasagna.
I had this too actually but mine is probably better because I made it my fucking self with real parmesan from the store, what shitty cheese did you use? Did you even make it yourself, can you even fucking cook?

>>5250912
I tried that and things didn't work out. I could at best get about two years before depression would overwhelm me and ruin everything. Eventually transitioned in mid 20s and everything has gotten better.

>>5250919
I don't date midgets
>>5250925
break ups happen

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>orders thai food at noon

god bless america

>>5250926
>From the store
Fucking goddamnit, I mean Italy.

>>5250928
Midgets arent the only guys with 8 inch dicks you twat.

>>5250928
fair enough. you going to get divorced or something? idk how itd work when on other side of world

>>5250910
lots of lewd posting makes me more lonely than when i start. i don't know how people can keep it up so long with no happy ending in sight

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>>5250926

>>5250927
But this sucks, and so does transitioning. I really don't want to have to tell my family I'm a disgusting freak, I actually do care about them.

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>>5250939
WHAT CHEESE DID YOU USE!?

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>>5250910
it's not lewd, it's cute

lewd goes on skype

>>5250932
I don't date people with dicks you idiot

>>5250942
[spoiler]Cheap store bought cheddar ofc[/spoiler]

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>>5250926
>>5250932

>with real parmesan from the store

that made me chuckle, thank you cartman

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>>5250926
O-oh I just put some ready made in the oven, I'm not a very good cook. You seem a little frustrated, you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings would you?

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>>5250942

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>>5250952
>Meddling when I'm talking to my bitch

>>5250926
like real aged parmesan right?
I need to pick up some more in the city actually, they also have the ends rlly cheap for like soups and stuff

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>cartman posting about food, posting anime images, becoming less hostile

well you know what I bet she has been on hrt for a while and is just jerking everyone's chain

>>5250829
Dood this is literally the progression
First you rip on trannies then you are comfortable with them then you realize you are one which i why you got to step 1 in the first place

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>>5250951
>O-oh I just put some ready made in the oven, I'm not a very good cook. You seem a little frustrated, you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings would you?
You need to learn to cook, especially if you're serious about being a woman. Like honestly what the fuck, learn the cook goddamnit. How the fuck can you eat nasty ass shitty chromosome diabetes induced plastic garbage food like that.

>>5250963
I got it in fucking Italy, bought 1,2 kilos, woulda bought more but couldn't. It's real shit, smell the quality.

>>5250970
Dude just, shut the fuck up, lol.

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>>5250966

>>5250966
>no one to yank my chain
TRIGGERED

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>>5250974
I'm pretty good at baking, I can make some neat cakes and make them all pretty. Maybe you could teach me how to cook, that sounds romantic.

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>>5250974
Post butt cisfag

>>5250976
That picture is literally Kayla, one day she's going to snap and murder her mother.

>>5250940
Not transitioning is worse and gets more and more worse with time

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>>5250992
I'd teach you to cook and how to mecc and roll weed so I dont have to do shit on my own.

I should marry some beta dude just for the practicality of marriage benefits as well as having someone that doesn't fucking talk back all the time and does what I say.

You cant do shit with women today without either being kuck or getting charged for some kind of felony.

>>5250974
lol ya don't gotta go to italy tho you do need it imported at least since they don't age the domestic product in the US enough,
there is some really great cheesemaking going on in the US tho, probably my fave cheese in general is a local one
for other foreign cheese I rlly love valdeon, probably my fave blue

>>5250966
Lmao

>>5251017
I was there for unrelated reasons, just picked up a kilo before I went back home.

And I dont know much about cheeses to be honest, all I know is genuine parmesan is better than shitty replacement cheese people use when they make/buy lasagna.

>play tusk
>lose
>play dark seer
>lose
>play nightstalker
>lose
>play bounty hunter
>lose
>play clockwerk
>lose
>play drow ranger
>lose
>play leshrac
>lose
>play winter wyvern
>lose
>play bristleback
>lose
>play spirit breaker
>lose
>play omniknight
>lose
>play gyrocopter
>lose
>play riki
>win

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>tfw she says the things she would do to you

>>5251026
After 700 hours in dota2 I just began ruining games, never had a better time.

Low prio for life.

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>>5251007
Why marry a beta man when you could marry a qt girl like me?

>>5251026
Sounds like a pub alright. Actually no what the fuck happened in the last few patches that spirit breaker doesn't win you games?

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>>5251032
>tfw thinking about dicks in ur ass and mouth

Would you kiss todd howard?

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That's a lot of anime images.

>>5251032
>*cricket noises*
hello darkness my old friend
>>5251036
I'm playing ranked. patch doesn't matter, there isn't any hero i can win with at this mmr consistently except riki. He doesn't need teammates cooperation to kill, this mmr doesn't know how to ward or dust efficiently, they don't know how to group up to protect themselves from riki, and when they do, they focus you so much that it's basically impossible for your team to fuck it up.

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>>5251034
I obviously included you in that, you're not actually a girl.
I'll pretend though if it makes you feel better, that way we can stop having this pointless conversation because you're stubborn as fuck.

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>>5251032
h-hi elanna

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>>5251032
>>5251037
>being this thirsty

>>5251037
>tfw thinking about dicks in ur ass and mouth
Seems legit, I think we got a real girl here.

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Good morning girls! How are things?

>>5251039
Hes really handsome, but I'm pretty sure he has a wife.

>>5251050
are you new?
are you cis?

>>5251033
>Low prio for life.
My nigga

>>5251039
i'm not buying fallout 4, todd

>>5251050
Why are you making fun of her cartman? You are going to be posting the same shit within next 6 months to a year.

someone just asked if he could take mid for the first four minutes with a nightstalker. i'm baffled.

>>5251054
He could whisper sweet lies into your ear about how he only loves you.
>>5251059
It has infinite quests, please buy it.

>>5251045
Progress is being made I see, mornin' cartman.

>>5251037
T-that too

>>5251061
I'd watch a solo mid nightstalker. What could go wrong?

>>5251061
do you ever do anything with your life besides dota?

>>5251045
Youre a fucking douche, and probably a pathetic failure irl which is why you feel the need to come here and post this mind numbingly stupid shit
Please leave
What do we have to do to get you to leave

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>>5251046
U-umm hi bexe ^^;

>>5251037
>tfw half the things you think about aren't currently possible

>>5251055
ikr Adele is like my spirit Animal
also, what exactly did he do that pissed you?

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>>5251066
Lol

>>5251055
he seems desperate. boys that care too much about random girls are rarely worth the effort imo

>>5251068
yea but not often. right now i'm so upset about how bad I am that I feel the only thing I can really do is try really hard to get better. Not working very well right now though. I can't win solo mmr games for my life.

But, right now I have nothing else to do and I'm sorta playing the waiting game on life right now. idk. Maybe I should go volunteer somewhere, like I was talking about the other day sorta.

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>>5251055
>this message is from that guy i was with for a bit in new york who paid for everything etc and i stopped talking to him because of something he did that pissed me off
He didn't spend enough money on you? He didnt whip out a 12 inch dick?
Horrible.

>>5251057
I prefer the term "normal", thanks.

>>5251058
You're just a shitter though that gets mad and yells at his teammates getting low prio. I deliberately troll.

>>5251069
>What do we have to do to get you to leave
I like these threads so you would have to stop those.

Will this work or will I be poisoned or some shit? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251519295373?euid=66ea468ac9c64af7a1b08e830f006018&cp=1

>>5251053
>>5251076
I decided that I like you
deal with that

>>5251081
You can't be that gullible.

>>5251080
okay, so youre a normal male.
how old are you and where are you from?

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>>5251045
If we spent some time together I think you would see me as a girl.

>>5251080
Yeah well we dont fucking like you you piece of human garbage
I may be a tranny but at least im not so much of an emotionally atunted idiot that i feel the need to proactively invade random tranny forums and troll around to make myself feel better
You should fucking kill yourself, and you should film it too
That would make me happier than anything else in the world

>>5251073

it's somewhat long and convoluted, but it has to do with how he treated me after i got home. i thought it was ridiculously obvious and he seemed to understand it as well but apparently not lol

>>5251077

i mean we were technically going out on dates over the course of 2 years and got to know each other over 3 so it wasn't necessarily random. but it does in a way feel like it's not worth the effort since he's not even stationed in the states anymore cause of work

>>5251080

he was great while we were together but not so much afterwards. it didn't have anything to do with money or sex lol

>>5251081
Don't waste your money on herbs, they do practically nothing. If you're at the point of wanting to try hormones your money would be better spent on the real deal.

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>>5251070
did you sleep well?

>>5251081
>not pueraria mirifica
cmon

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>>5251085

>>5251081
also this >>5251090

>>5251089
>so it wasn't necessarily random

occasionaly going out is as random as it gets tho?

>>5251097

we only occasionally went out because he was relocated to beirut to help with refugees there and with ISIS. we talked like every day, were planning on moving to paris together etc and spent the weeks we could in the states in manhattan. which was nice but still he's not even here right now and he does insensitive things so how worth it is it really?

>>5251089
If you have the patience then maybe it's worth at least telling him. Even if he doesn't seem to agree with it at least it's there in his mind and he may learn from it in future so he doesn't treat his next date sobad.

>>5251081
Placebo shit

Buy the real stuff, goddamit.

>>5251082
Oh neat! A friend!

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>>5251093
Very well actually, how about you? ^^

>>5251085
>hitting on cartman this hard

>>5251102
he seems way too clingy for this setting
it makes my sensors tingle

>>5251111
seriously tho, I notice you, I rarely notice anyone that I dont know beforehand. Something about your style feels very upbeat to me, and I think thats nice

>>5251114
Its not cute, cartman is some fat shmuck who needs to blow his brains out on camera. All he does is shitpost, and if all we give him is the same vitriol and hate he gives us then maybe he will fuck off back to /pol/ where he belongs with all the other troglodytes

>>5251106
>>5251123

maybe you girls are right lol
i'll give it a chance but i'll be wary. maybe it'll just be like 'to clarify this was what happened. ok bye'

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>>5251114
w-warmly tbqh >>; how's school going?

>>5251125
don't bully her!

>>5251125
wow youre salty. maybe tumblr would be the safer environment for you?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmoAX9f6MOc
lmao

>>5251125
>implying any dude that hangs out here isn't repressed in some way
Give her time

>>5251131
>implying I can concentrate on a video for more than 1 minute
vid too long senpai

>>5251134
verzeiht mein führer

>>5251107

What's the "real stuff" and where do i get

>>5251125
Vid related
https://youtu.be/GzNu9R21-HM
Me rite now

>>5251145
so youre a weeaboo?

also
>>5251084

do answer senpai

>>5251126
Report back pls!

>>5251138
Alldaychemist com

You'll need estrogen and aa. I'm sure someone else can explain it better than me to you.

>>5251084
>how old are you and where are you from?
None of your business.

>>5251085
Trust me you dont want this friendzone.

>>5251146
It's a fucking joke.

>>5251150
awww
youre no fun
I hope youre not an americlap tho.

>>5251137
<3

>>5251128
;< < Good to hear! School should be pretty laid back, just one afternoon class. Until then I'm eating pizza and being lazy. Hbu? ^^

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>>5251159
Swedish, already said this before.

>>5251159
<3
btw gonna be in vaterland from 17th of december till 6th jan
wanna go to bürgerbräukeller and take over ?

>>5251163
This explains so much

>>5251162
>School
What do you even study, if its some worthless degree you should be working and not wasting your money.

http://pasteboard
.co/2eyOei5l.jpg

Who /trutrans/ here?

>>5251165
While Sweden is a leftist shithole, not everyone is gay, just our media.

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>>5251168

>>5251166
I have a bachelors degree in chemistry, I'm in school right now supplementing that with a diploma in software development.

>>5251173
Yeah but it sort of explains why your views on gay people and trans people are so extreme. Sweden is pretty awful to trans people though, for the record

>>5251163
if you dont vote Sverigedemokraterna youre dead to me desu

>>5251164
thats so far away and there are so many other people ;_; I am afraid!
I need to go to that city anyway at some point cause I need a consultation for something around that time, so it might work out. Ill keep you posted.

>>5251183
Jawohl mein Führer !

>>5251183
>>5251164
by that city I didnt mean munich of course

>>5251162
sounds good! and i'm jelly, no pizza today v_v

i'm just watching the dota frankfurt major and eating peanuts, i'm gonna set up more christmas decorations this afternoon too, my cats love them :3

>>5251179
>Sweden is pretty awful to trans people though, for the record
Are you fucking shitting me, they get fucking free hormones and SRS.

>>5251183
>if you dont vote Sverigedemokraterna youre dead to me desu
It's the only party that actually doesn't want to kill the party.

And I dont need fucking voting advice from someone voting cultural marxism into power.

>>5251192
obviously lol
munich would be a bit far off

https://youtu.be/DFW2Z9Avbyk
Take the red pill legbutt.

>>5251198
perfect

>>5251196
>implying Id vote for the marxist jew

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>>5251179
Hey Elanna I'm the bulimic anon from a few days ago. I went to my GP and he has an appointment booked for me tomorrow to see a specialist and assess what kind of care I'll need. Apparently I'm not actually bulimic since I don't binge, just an anorexic who purges. I thought you might like an update.

>pic related what I want to do to you

>>5251207
You're trans, you vote whoever gives you free shit and most aggressively pushes for your privileges.

>>5251213
na m8.
I am post transition. transstuff doesnt really affect me anymore.
things that turn this country to shit are bad for me too tho.

>>5251072
Iktf ;~;

>>5251213
Holy shit go away

>>5251168
Not you that's for sure

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>>5251196
Up until recently they were forcibly sterilised. All the free hormones and SRS in the world can't give you a child.

>>5251210
I'm really glad that you brought it up and that you're seeing a specialist ^^ thanks for telling me and I hope that things continue to improve for you, if I could give you a hug right now I would, but please accept this animated gif instead ^^

>>5251231
>they were forcibly sterilised
I bet that didnt happen, source?

>>5251231
>Up until recently they were forcibly sterilised.
Prove it.
Sweden a good boy
He dindu nuffing.

>tfw stoned

>>5251236
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/14/transgender-people-in-sweden-no-longer-face-forced-sterilization/

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>tfw you can hardly make use of the animation sketches the team gives you

Why can't I just draw the pixels -and- decide on the poses.

Bluhg

Oh well, I shouldn't complain. At least I can draw again. Starting on someone else's medium messes with me, tho
At this point, it's really my own lack of skill.

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>>5251213
>Look how funny I am with my edge from 5 years ago and my warmed over ebin maymays
You could at least try.

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>>5251243
Whatcha smoking.

>>5251239
see >>5251244

>>5251195
I want peanuts too ;~; who you hoping to win? (I don't know team names that well)
Oh also, what decorations you gonna put up? ^^

>>5251239
>>5251236
This was a big deal
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/14/transgender-people-in-sweden-no-longer-face-forced-sterilization/

>>5251219
>things that turn this country to shit are bad for me too tho.
Like those evil nazis attacking poor refugee camps
#welcomerefugees
#welcometransrefugees
#cismalesout

>>5251244
can you read?
nobody was forcibly sterilized

>>5251255
if it was up to me Id have closed the borders months ago tho.

>>5251256
If you wanted to have SRS or change your gender, you were forced to, and this included destroying banked sperm, please read more closely.

>>5251257
mutti knows best

>>5251257
So no one can escape your multicultural paradise.

>>5251256
you had to be sterilised to receive HRT or anything
that's pretty much forced sterilisation

>>5251259
Good policy.

>>5251249
joints ofc, im pretty vanilla tbhon

>>5251268
>Joints
What fucking strain, and is it weed or hash.

>>5251254
i've got a few items on VG to take the bo3 against Secret, they just won the first game so it's looking good, and the play has been incredible so far so even if i lose my bet i won't mind

i'm gonna be putting up decorations on the tree and maybe some wreaths on railings, it's going to look so nice ^^

also i've got way too many peanuts for one person you should come get some

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on a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it to flirt with a guy on one of your ex-boyfriend's facebook statuses? 10 being very inappropriate lmao

i just went to comment on something about movies to fall asleep to on netflix and this guy and i both said alien conspiracy documentaries and now he's asking me to netflix and chill etc hardcore and i'm just like why am i such a whore why does this always happen???

>eyes swollen from crying last night
fucking spiro is an asshole sometimes.

>>5251269
oh amnesia haze its breddy gud desu

>>5251256
>this irony

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>>5251265

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ayyyy

>wanted maki out
>wanted swg gone
>accepts this degenerate stoner retard

Gaygen here
This guy's extremely autistic. Nip this at the bud now. But than again there's no good posters left thanks to your girl aife

>>5251275
Well women are whores so you might as well live up to the expectation.

And give your ex a reality check.

>>5251277
>oh amnesia haze its breddy gud desu
Nice, I had a horrible flashback the first time I took it but after that it was alright, I was a rookie back then.

>>5251275
AHAHAH thats about an 8 id say, at least continue talkin to him in private silly goose

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>>5251275
You're the reason most guys act like Cartman towards us

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>>5251285
you already told that joke

>>5251264
>you had to be sterilised to receive HRT
no you didnt? you just didnt get your sex marker changed. thats perfectly sensible desu

>>5251259
hows that even an issue tho? I mean, I dont see why banking sperm was prohibited, but it kinda makes sense that you have to change your sex to get your sex marker changed? especially since this is free too?

>>5251262
I wanna have the emperor back tho

>>5251264
nah, you had to be sterilized to get official gender changed in papers, and at least for mtfs a year of hrt was enough for that

>>5251294
sorry me bored

>>5251286
>gaygen here
Fuck outta here you degenerate faggot

>>5251283
Be mad all you want but no one wants more fuckups like you or phienchan or cartman around.

>>5251295
>I wanna have the emperor back tho
Just drop the act, no transpeople support right wing policies because right wing policies dont benefit you.

>>5251304
nah phienchen is awesome desu

>>5251089
>Dollface not being with a man for his dick and or money
Is this bizarro world?

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>>5251288
>>5251292
>>5251293

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN INITIATE IT LMAO I WAS JUST INNOCENTLY SUGGESTING SOMETHING TO HIM

Anyone else here an unpassable "oh, honey" tier hon?
http://m.imgur.com/bofzX5i

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>>5251300
i'll sorry you alright

>>5251303
Cartman spammed us for 19 hours straight

>>5251295
And have any banked sperm destroyed? That's not sensible, that's eugenics.

>>5250799
Hey lovelies,

Been on E for about 8 months now. I've noticed recently that, basically every time I see someone hot (man or woman) I get this weird jolt of electricity-like feeling that only lasts for, like, a tenth of a second, that I never got before I started HRT, it just feels really really different and weird.

Never seen anyone documenting or discussing anything like this. Has anyone else had any similar experience? Could it be due to testosterone spikes or progesterone cycles or something? :-)

>>5251304
what did I do

>>5251305
it has upsides. Id never get away with my views if I wasnt a trans

>>5251322
harsh

>>5251311
Oh my god Edie you're beyond slutty, this is fucking pathological

>>5251311
Why is he hitting on you anyways, jesus how thirsty is this guy.

>>5251305
Is that a serious belief of yours or are you just playing the part of /pol/tard?

>>5251274
I want to learn more about dota from you ;~; also you have the tree up already? Awesome.
Also, don't tempt me, I really do want peanuts that badly ^^;

>>5251295
>it kinda makes sense?
No it doesn't. It's a repressive policy that bars trans people from reproduction, and that's the only purpose it served. Less of an issue if you're straight, but there's still no defending such a policy, it's eugenics.

>>5251299
>see destroying banked sperm

>>5251304
I'm a horrible fuckup ?___?

>>5251329
no-one can resist the allure of boi pucci

>>5251326
>Id never get away with my views if I wasnt a trans
What fucking views would these be, I sure as fuck cant think of any.

>>5251330
It's like when girls say "I like videogames" you know they're full of shit.

>>5251312

.. ashy? <3

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>mfw captcha asks me to select sandwiches but only shows burgers

>>5251336
But a burger is a sandwich

>>5251336
>meat, cheese, and other condiments between two slices of bread
>not a sandwhich

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>>5251323
This. So much this,

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So who else /lunch/ right now?

>>5251333
You do realise that right-wing doesn't just mean Nazis and cleansing of subhuman scum? There are right-wing views that have nothing to do with social issues like LGBT rights

>>5251331
I dunno, doesnt seem to be that much of an issue to me. Just bank sperm in the US or something. or have children first.
the idea that you need to commit to actually change your legal sex is very appealing to me. we still have a similar rule, without prohibiting banking stuff tho

>>5251339
And you wonder why people don't like you.

>>5251336
Are you by any chanc unable to use figurative language, comparisons or similes at all? Is word associations that much of a foreign concept that you have trouble with the idea that ocean is in fact still water?

>>5251350
its 7pm here desu im in the /dinner/ category

>>5251328

I DIDN'T START IT!!!!

>>5251329

honestly i have no idea lmao men hit on me all of the damn time. i just wanted to talk about bad alien conspiracy documentaries!!!

>>5251350
>banana
shit, you're gonna kill the whole thread

>>5251350
>banana
no thanks I want to live.

i won a game without riki ;_;;;;;;;

>>5251354
FUCK AHAHAHAHAH

>>5251353
>THEY DIDN'T SUFFER AS MUCH AS I DID
You commit by transitioning you dumb fuck.

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>>5251350

>>5251357
He offered, then you replied with "actually I AM down for something"
it's on you, you could have said "no thanks"

in two months of hormones my chest hair went from 'austin powers' tier to 'teenage girl leg hair' tier

v exciting

>>5251366
oh you mean the part where everyone sits at home shitposts and pops pills without presenting as a girl for years? I bet thats a healthy approach :^)

>>5251350
i'm not 100% sure that's lunch

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>tfw you feed your cats little slices of ham

>>5251336
>burger
>not a sandwich

>>5251331
i wouldn't mind :3
and yeah we do, it's not a real tree though ;_; but it looks good enough, and it's got lights prewrapped on the branches, and they can switch between white and multicoloured ^^
how do you feel about dark chocolate almonds?

>>5251350
do you have a "i love butt sex" badge...

>>5251382
>tfw this is my approach

>>5251367
is toy new meme?

>>5251382
upvoted

>>5251353
The prohibiting banking stuff is really what seals this one. Forcing someone to bank sperm abroad basically means only wealthy trans people (a lot of those out there I imagine) can reproduce. I sort of lean towards the side of being able to change gender without surgery, but I can at least understand the view that a commitment should be required.
That's not the issue though, the issue is destroying genetic material.

>>5251354
Why are you so pissy this morning?

>>5251382
What's a real life test?

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>>5251356

Well, uh..
Then what are you /dinner/ with?

>>5251359
>>5251361

Not even a teeny tiny one?

>>5251367

You had.. custard for lunch?

>>5251383

I had half a frozen apple, too.
And like three napa leaves.
And then I ate the tiny banana in the picture.

>>5251385

Yup.
The other one says "Captain Micropenis".

>>5251371
Yeah, I was never that hairy but seeing the little I had get nuked was a huge relief.

>>5251382
>implying that changes anything about it either way

>>5251370

I WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT BEING SERIOUS THO

>>5251393
breddy gud m8

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>>5251382
I got handed a flyer for a teenagers hair dresser. They couldn't place if I was a man or woman and probably think I'm 19.

>>5251388
this is my favorite toy what is yours?

>>5251391
dipping donughts

>>5251391
chinese food

>>5251391
oh ok

Which trips had the best meltdowns in the post three months

>>5251355
You seem really upset

>>5251409
anon
anon
anon

>>5251384
I-im sure I wouldn't either o///o;
Same tho desu, we've never had a real tree, and we have to string lights anyways because it isn't prewrapped.
Also, I fucking love dark chocolate almonds :3

>>5251409
Kayla
Alison (booger)
Aife

>>5251390
I dont even support destroying banked sperm tho. its not the same as forced sterilization. you still have a choice.

>What's a real life test?
youre not seriously telling me that that is necessary in sweden are you?

>>5251398
oh nevermind. I didnt realize you were autistic. carry on.

>>5251414
who is aife?

>>5251412
*wave* hey lilly

>>5251418
hiho

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>>5251416
>oh nevermind. I didnt realize you were autistic. carry on.


pfafaffahahahahh i love you

>>5251409
I might have had a minor one last night

>>5251409
me desu

>>5251416
>who is aife?
Just another looser. It's getting hard to tell them apart here.

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i haven't felt this depressed in a long time
i almost want to call in sick for work today

>>5251426
literally same desu

>>5251421
What's up? I think the last time I said hi to you, you were in Germany?

>>5251414
Makis was pretty funny because it came out of nowhere and there was huge non-stop shitposting violently for three days against everything

Maki vs oddish was hilarious

A bunch of trips left for three days after being disgusted
Pretty underrated imo

>>5251416
Well memed

>>5251432
not much studying for university,hanging out with gf and taking care of the house while mum is recovering from surgery
was in germany for a bit after thailand to spend time with gfs family
gonna be there again in December
what are you up to ?

>>5251422
<3

I am your biggest fan bby

>>5251434
I wasn't here for that. I do know that maki and booger continued their crazy charade on /gaygen (with booger being the crazier one). Oh and Circe who has been cured of trannyism or something.

>>5251416
Yeah eleris severely retarded
Like I literally think she is retarded

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>>5251444
shower me with compliments

>>5251416
I can't comment for Sweden, but in Canada, rlt is required for surgery anyways. By the time you even qualify for the thing you require for the gender marker change, you've already pretty thoroughly committed.

>>5251422
Thank you for your thoughtful and insightful contribution to the image limit.

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>>5251451
np dude

>>5251443
I'm procrastinating writing my research paper at the moment. Still at uni enjoying life. I've recently been kinda hitting on this one girl and she has kinda noticed me senpai

oh i went fulltime this week because 9-5 work training (i present fem at work and when doing social shit but mostly i sit around at home in a dressing gown and present androgynous/fem when i go out and about)

i figured having hours that fit a decent day job, training being 2 minutes from my house and stuff, it would be worth a shot. wore my comfy heels today. work peeps are absolute dogshit at calling me 'she' but the skinny boobless cis girl is jealous i got more boobs than her in 8 weeks than she got in 8 years, daft bint. it felt like it was the right time though. using female bathrooms, no-one cares. went out to the pub after work yesterday, didn't get stared at, laughed at or jumped walking home alone. feels good. actually, feels great.

my voice is gayboy, my face is an andro mixed bag, my hair is messy, my makeup is plain/ok but my body is p. decent desu. it's ok. i hit 9 weeks on mones last friday.

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>tfw actually doing schoolwork in meme class

This is a new feel

>>5251457
daww awesome ^-^
what's the paper about ?

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>>5251339
>>5251344
>>5251384
>mfw americans call a burgy-wurgy chomperino a "sandwich"

>>5251413
fuck yes :3 they are my kryptonite, anything with dark chocolate desu senpai

>>5251445
What happened on gaygen?

The shitposting levels were really high during that time. Everyone was getting violently attacked. A rape copypasta was made and two suicide attempts by oddish

>>5251457
does she have a penis too? have you compared sizes?

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>>5251456
>dude

>>5251465
>implying I'm an amerifat

>>5251449
youre the best <3

>>5251451
>for surgery

which makes a GIANT amount of sense. nobody should be allowed to make that decision without even having tried to live that way. its just a form of protection

do you know what they do here? you can probably guess by now.

>>5251470
jello /v/irgin spotted