Gay General Cookies Edition

>>5245230
nah I'm trying to cut at the moment. Soz fgt.

>tfw no bf

first for getting lewd with christmas hitler

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im bi now?
i knew it was a mistake coming here

>>5245230
those are muffins

fifth for manly men with big arms

>>5245230
I see a cock head

>>5245257
h-hi

>>5245230
jeff pls go

>>5245230
>P.S. we ran out of chocolate so I used my own :^)

Ho ho ho!

Yum!

Cookies for Christmas? I love baking Christmas cookies and wrapping presents and opening presents!

More cookies for Mr. C!

>>5245257
ngrfgt?

>>5245262

that looks nothing like Jeff
the guy in the OP is like 10x more cuddleable than Jeff will ever be

>>5245254
I mean we've all seen the first Hitler enough

>>5245230
come on man at least work on them cookie aesthetics too. :c
>>5245257
Come cuddle me faggot.

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>used to be fat fag
>have healed stretch marks
>mfw can never out run my past

>>5245242
>i talk wth alot of people
t-that's cool

>>5245247
>>5245266
>Of course you did, silly-pants! I laugh lots in my normal voice and sing about Christmas
songs!
I want to hold your face in my head, caress it and move my thumb over your lips

>More cookies for Mr. C!
By Santa Claus, my name actually starts with C. :3

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>>5245261
nah im only into fem guys
apparently still counts

>>5245268
no good ride for god tonight?

>>5245273
...

>>5245278

By... an open fire?

>>5245274
Hey does yours look like a stab victim too?
>>5245279
Its okay qt <3

>>5245279
>implying qtpersian isn't fem

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How many IRL close friends do you have?

I have 2. Maybe 1.

>>5245285
I think he meant over an open fire

Fuck i love girls

UNF, tindr is the best app EVER

>>5245288
heard hes top secret ftm
dont tell anyone

>>5245285
Yes, under a mistletoe and by the Christmas tree on the ground before the fireplace. It's just you and me, by the coozy fire.

>>5245293
lol whatever fag

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>tfw femboi
>decided to start transitioning last week

Why havent you fembois started taking hrt and being the girl you've always wanted to be?
You you get straight men. You get to go into the girls bathroom. You look as pretty as me maybe...

>>5245274
There are creams that women use after childbirth to lose their stretch marks. How bad are yours?

>>5245291

Is something bothering you, IrishAnon?

I'm sorry that Santa won't bring you any bombs for Christmas, but he just doesn't sympathize with your cause.

>>5245301
>tfw femboi
>tfw i want my dick to still work
>tfw i dont wana fuck myself up with hrt and become even more unlikable than i am already
>tfw i reply to bait

>>5245290
maybe 5 or 6 friends I would consider best friends. I'm very close with them. That will drop down when I move country and lose contact with some of them. I think it's normal to have not very many.

>>5245301
i kinda want to be femy
i dont want to be a full-on girl though
not that trannys are

>>5245299

Will it be... cold outside?

>>5245306
This place is a complete and utter shit hole now
It's garbage, it was nice for a while before these new lads

>>5245290
I have four friends I consider close.

What's it like being gay?

>>5245313

oh the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful

let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

>>5245322

its pretty great!

>>5245320

Maybe some Guinness will cheer you up. I can slip it in your stocking with some soda bread.

>>5245324

If there's no place to go!

I love fill in the Christmas song line!

>>5245320
Any specific people you hate?

>>5245313
I imagine a snowstorm raging outside, the windows almost completly snowed in with still snow softly falling on the pristine white ground. Us two being tucked in together with some blankets on a bearskin-carpet before the bright fireplace.

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>>5245324

My dad used to play that on the grand piano in our living room at christmastime and sing at the top of his voice

Where did it all go wrong?

>>5245331

That's not a very Frosty the Snowman question.

>>5245320
i like it personally
the thread was just a pathetic limp circlejerk for a long time

>>5245332
>being tucked in together
more like >fucked in together

>>5245322
breddy good. you get to suck dick and cuddle with guys.

>>5245334
probably when you started liking men

>>5245334
>top of his voice
>top of his lungs
English isn't your first language is it?

>>5245345
Maybe he sings in a very high-pitched voice?

>>5245332

Aww!
That's so Christmas-y!

Will we deck the halls with bows of holly?

>>5245337
>>5245320
Nah i agree with Irish

Im bored af lol, im calling it quits forever from this place

Back to school, work and tthis girl on Tindr

I hope you stop being such a low-life sadkek and get your shit togheter but i really doubt it :3c

>>5245341
>dam son.jpg

>>5245345

Here in Wales we say top of our voice

sorry if i confused you

>>5245324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTIvdjRdGg
Made me want to sing it sorry for my voice always have shit stuck in my throat.
>>5245332
That is really nice <3

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>>5245350
No, but before the night is over, let me assure you:
You will fill the hall with cries of joy!

>>5245337
This place was extremely dead until the new people

>>5245290
i have 0.
I used to have 5 but they all moved to Portland.
and I couldn't leave for a bunch of reasons...
so we kept up on facebook, but they ended up changing and I was still me.
so we grew apart.
and now i'm alone.
and sad.
;~;

>>5245355

You also say Myrrywylln Chrysylmysst!

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>Wales
but im the only gay in wales

>>5245337
Oh yeah it's so great with all these fucking ex trans and there chasers, coming just shitposting
And your a junkie, like a give a fuck about your opinion
>>5245331
Every one shitposting constantly, makes great threads /s
>>5245326
Guinness
Eww tastes like shit in Ireland, and worse outside of Ireland

>>5245361

But we have to deck the halls with bows of holly!

If we don't, how will people know we've been holly jolly?

It will ruin Christmas forever!

>>5245375
You are always so worried about decorating and making sure Christmas will be great for anybody.
Let someone take care of you, for once, you deserve a little break .... and love.

>>5245382
for everybody*

>>5245363
Idk some people dont like it.
>>5245374
come on irish loosen up a little c:

>>5245372

Daffyd, please!

>>5245366

I'll make a seasonal vocaroo, just for you
hang on a mo <3

>>5245387
No fuck off

I used to be happy and chill and all you fucks ruined it

>>5245374
ok, so not arguing against you really b/c I agree that it's taken a down turn lately but exactly *is* what "shitposting" in a general?

>>5245374
>>5245387
>>5245337
I like the German guy who posts here sometimes, with his awesome voice and his sexy German accent.

>>5245392
ew
nah im glad im not welsh
im just stuck here with all you welsh people
ill call you things you dont understand in my london accent
faggots

>>5245366

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ekqg1HOzww

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when did you lose all hope, /gaygen/

>>5245382

But it has to be perfect!
Santa has list and he's checking it twice!

>>5245392

I'll totally listen to it! =D

>>5245393
Where did all these annoying newfags come from anyway?

>>5245394
>fucked that up... was supposed to say:
*...exactly what IS "shitposting"...

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>>5245372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlzaBNgz-M

>>5245401

>london accent
you what mate

you can literally cross the street and find an area where people exclusively speak a different accent here

whats your accent? Recieved English here.

>>5245352
thought u didnt care about me
burying the axe n that
>>5245363
yh exactly
certain trips here just dont like it tho bc they havent got a hugbox anymore
>>5245374
>share opinion
>get called a junkie
one unnecessary two you look like a slightly mashed potato three im not a junkie

>>5245407
>But it has to be perfect!
>Santa has list and he's checking it twice!
But you are already perfect, my sweet christmas-elf.

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>>5245403
about an hour ago

>>5245415

I've got to try my bestest!

>>5245410
/mu/

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>>5245414
>you look like a slightly mashed potato
hahaha

>>5245394
Just how maki/qtp posts by 10 people but x10 worst >>5245400
He's amusing tbf
It's the trips not the anons
They made fucking sludge pup leave
The nicest trip
>>5245410
Mtf gen and their chasers
>>5245414
Mate I don't give a fuck, you drug abusing retard

>>5245412
i almost forgot this existed
>>5245413
i don't even know
i have never even been to london nor do i have family from there
but everyone says i sound like im from london.

>>5245428

Post a vocaroo?

>>5245425
>They made fucking sludge pup leave
aw he left? what happened?

>>5245418
Let us drown your worries for this night in the comfort of my arms.

>>5245425
>Mate I don't give a fuck, you drug abusing retard

Good point, desu.

>>5245393
haha come on irish im sorry for breaking the circle jerk. I hope you get over sludgepup I didnt make him leave faggot.
>>5245400
He has an amazing voice <3
>>5245410
I came from nowhere just to say hi to you nigga.

Sadcunt keeps telling me I won't ever be good enough for him if I don't dom top him, so I'm trying to get into it.
He says he'll give me 2 weeks from the day he arrives in Sweden for me to stretch his asshole from Milky Way to Andromeda, and if I can't perform within that timespan he'll get on the quickest flight back home.

Knowing I'll have to stand up on my knees in bed with him squirming on all fours in front of me, looking back at me with those puppy eyes of his... begging me. Knowing I'll have to slap and grab his buttcheek with one hand, spread his ass and force my cock into him with my other. Thought of being the dominant of us two, slapping him around, locking his body against the mattress with my palm firmly against his lumbar, having to tell him to shut the fuck up and lay still when his cute little squirms get too loud.

Oh, and don't even get me started on cumming.. Looking down at him, patting him lightly on the head. Letting my palm make its way to the back of his head, to be able to press my cock down his throat that last little inch he always struggles so much to fit inside. Watching his eyes watering more and more for every second his throat is stretched out to fit me inside, seeing all the strands of thick, sticky spit drooling down his chin. It's the worst. Then I'd have to caress his check and jaw with my hand a bit, lean down and tell him I'm cumming. Without pulling my cock out I'd have to watch him try to swallow cum that's dripping down the inside of his throat, failing over and over again. He'd beg me with his eyes to let him breathe, so I'd tightly clamp his nostrils with two of my fingers. Standing there, waiting for every last drop of cum to make it down his tummy so I can finally let go of his nose and let him breathe... Ugh, I don't know if I could take it. Dominating him, I'd feel so bad!
It's what he wants though, so I suppose I'll have to. Eek.

https://imgur.com/a/2qeFF#0
https://imgur.com/a/2qeFF#0
https://imgur.com/a/2qeFF#0

>>5245437

But Christmas is the season of giving!
I've got to give it my all for old St. Nick!

>>5245436
The new fags are too fucking annoying
>>5245438
thanks mate
I always liked you
>>5245439
Go fuck off you skirt wearing faggot
Fuck off into mtf gen
Your not a man

>>5245425
It really is fucking maki causing the trouble

eh well I best be off then.
seems a lot of people are upset at me posting.
where are my anon followers that follow me thread to thread?
we're off to /tg/ faM.
toodles gaygen.
no one wants a boogie hanging around for too long. I know the feeling.

>>5245417
what happened

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>>5245403
still hanging on here

>>5245453
I think its maki and everyone else is getting sucked into it

>>5245453

Come and know me better man!

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>>5245455
i got called bi and gay

>>5245230
those are muffins u dumb fuck
and no way
nigga has hairy legs
ew

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well?

>>5245453
As long as you shit up warhammer threads on tg

>>5245448
>>5245458
Shut up, Maki.

>>5245445
How bout you take down your circle jerk shrine and man the fuck up already. You call me a faggot when all you do is complain like the whiny bitch that you are. Have a good one faggot.

>>5245430
vocaroo wont work with my shit.
literally my mic works for everything but when i try vocaroo it wont record shit.

>>5245442
im still kinda disappointed in you for being gay desu senpai

>>5245453
tell 'em virtualoptim was here

>>5245464
not much into 40k and the like. mainly shit up the dnd threads. lately I've been into shadowrun like nothing else.

>>5245459
how does one get to know you better?

>>5245403

I think I got some back very recently... I hope so anyway.

yh i have always been a fem t b h(tb h)

I used to crush on Swede really hard but he dumped me bcz my cock is 3 inches

fml y he does this ahaaa?

>>5245453

At least add me on Skype first D:

>>5245444
What about me though?
I also like to give you something.

masturbated yesterday, felt so good
afterwards get this achy feeling in my head/skull and neck and it continues into today...wtf?

anyone else feel pain/aches in their head after jerking off?

>tfw the rising anti-Muslim agenda makes gays step up higher
I know I shouldn't be happy
But I am

booger ur fking disgusting u know tht right?
s(mh

ahaaa you are a fucking whore ahaaa yh lol

>>5245442
>>5245476
try more qtp
tbf i really dont like those photos (and a couple arent even me) so like you know well done for ever so slightly embarrassing me
>>5245453
its like one or two people get over urself

>>5245487
muslim cock <3

>>5245479
what's your skype?

>>5245491
i'm just playing faM. get over YOURself qt. <3

>>5245467
Such harsh words. For a woman
All your shit
All the shit maki and all these other moronic shit posters do
It's the same shit across 4char for 6 years
I'm sorry I'm tired of you unimaginative, repetitive wank

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What was your first time sucking dick like?

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>>5245461
that's what pushed you over the edge? I have a hard time believing it

I bet you're one of those guys who make a big scene outta the littlest things and goes on with life after getting a dose of attention
>>5245462
you might as well fuck girls with that attitude, boy

>>5245503
fuck off u disgusting whore

>>5245505
>STOP LIKING DIFFERENT STUFF THAN I DO
you are a manchild
i don't even know or care who the fuck you are but its pretty obvious

>>5245506
um high school. talk to this guy online. meet up. nervous as fuck. we suck each other off. it felt good. that's it.

>>5245503

Ganymede. I sent you a request this morning.

>>5245505
Says the guy crying over his lost trip fuck buddy man, he was at least nicer than you. no wonder he left. I mean if im a woman then you must be a bitch haha.

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>>5245506
It was pretty bad

It was in a cinema

>>5245513
This boogers a piece of shit and needs to leave

I thought that freak was going to tg

>>5245510
>that's what pushed you over the edge? I have a hard time believing it
>I bet you're one of those guys who make a big scene outta the littlest things and goes on with life after getting a dose of attention
its fun to do this on the internet desu id be crazy to do it irl but no it was mostly because i kinda felt like i couldnt disagree with it
im mostly pissed at myself

>>5245518
ignore irishanon
hes a chubby noob

>>5245515

Did you know him, or was he basically a stranger?

I'm thinking of maybe doing something similar...

>>5245526
fuck off u moron

>>5245516
I don't see your request and there are a lot of people on skype with the name Ganymede. add spookywitchpussy again maybe you sent it to someone else on accident?

>>5245506
I never have and probably never will.

>>5245532
I didn't know him before we started talking online and I haven't seen him since then so it was like a one time hook up type of thing.

>>5245514
when trips act like children <3
>>5245531
Its sad wen cancer like him drive the nice people away. Wonders why people leave here when hes the problem.

>>5245514
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Oh I'm sorry random cunts for insulting your sensibilities, let me now at your feet and beg forgiveness
Fuck off, literally don't know or Carr who you are, so the sentiments the same
>>5245518
Wow so cutting
I didn't lose him m80
I'm saying silly fucks like you made the place so unbearable he left and yeah he was nice and you made it so shit he left
What does that say about you

>>5245547
thats the spirit!
stay straight for life! dont let this place get to you

my tramadol is running out
Fuckbuddy says can fix some more if i suck his cock ahaaa
yh lol

>>5245549

and did you regret it? feel guilty, sad, etc?

Oh and how old was he and how old were you?

Sorry if im bothering you

>>5245502
ikr
not disagreeing w/ u
>>5245503
awh good then<3

>>5245513
>>5245534
>>5245557
not even sure how to respond to this
stop i guess?

>>5245550
Says the trip

Sorry are we playing high and mighty now

>>5245557

literally a junkie whore

>>5245561
eh idk. like I wanted to find out what sucking dick was like and I found out and that was kind of that? found a bf like months later and don't remember feeling any regret or guilt or anything like that.

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>>5245528
shitposting is one of my guilty pleasures too so I can't really judge. thank you for your honesty either way
>>5245555
autism

>>5245553
i know you don't give a fuck who i am but my point is still valid

stop fucking whining
if you want your circlejerk back then stop actively shitting threads up by being such a cuntlord

>>5245553
I made it? Nigga you the one arguing with everyone haha. I dont exactly know what I could have done to send him away. It wasn't like I was spam posting to him telling him to leave, like some people. But any way ill talk to you when your not as childish.
>>5245567
Ill admit im participating in a childish argument bye.

>>5245557
>tramadol
Sadcunt is better than tramadol...
Tramadol is literally the shittiest pseudo opiate
Even codeine is better

>>5245575
thats a pretty ironic picture youve got there

>>5245561
oh and you aren't bothering me faM. <3 I wish you luck in your search for oral sex tbqh.

>>5245569
yh lol
dropout ur mum in a minute m8
>>5245561
loool no
why is he sitting like that his clothes look poverty af what an autistic cunt not qt -999999/10
>>5245566
>tfw will never find a qt who has my same love for obscure white-label grime instrumentals

pleb stop pretending to be me ahaa yh lol t b h

>>5245576
>shitting up terrible threads
Oh no I am the demons fuck your right it's all my fault in this thread why the last 6 were terrible
Fuck mate I'm so sorry>>5245579
See above I guess

>>5245537

I sent it again. I think Skype is borked but I don't know.

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How do I become a nice person?
I just got in a fight with my brother where he went off about the reason why I have none in my life is because I am a huge asshole to everyone.

I always viewed niceness as submissiveness and repression. How does one become a nice guy?

>>5245585
well yes it is, that's why I used it to insult the straight guy going in gay threads

>>5245591
i know how you feel bro but you gotta understand your circlejerk isn't coming back so either stop crying about it or go end yourself

i was there once
i stopped crying about it. feels much better now.

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>>5245589
fuck off persian
u big nosed dumbcunt
im the only one who can bully samuel
ur so fucking basic its unreal

>>5245602
Try not to be Irish. But honestly just improve yourself on things people tell you.

>>5245604
ah im not straight anymore
im apparently bi now so its ok for me to be here now
arent you glad?

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>>5245582
this except hanging (which is instant + painless if you do it correctly)
shooting yourself is unreliable / traumatising for the person who finds you

u look like alien with a mashed face yh ahaa t b h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhNRBcbPc9Y

All around me are familiar tripcodes ...

>>5245605
>crying over gaygen
Oh yeah man no oh wait I'm not a faggot
Enjoy the circle jerk guys
Remember to change the name to mtf2gen or femgen

>>5245607
fuck off nigger

ahaaa yh

>>5245230
those are muffins

>>5245624

did you give out your tripcode or something?

whats going on?

>>5245611
He's got a point
I am a straight guy who is only interested in myself. He has every right to be annoyed. Its a gaygen not an autistic fuckfest of insane cancerous mtfgers and there chasers.

I understand one hundred percent where he's coming from and im not going to defend my behavior because it's cancerous

>>5245589
>>5245614
did i say something that upset you..?
bc ur clearly upset about something

tfw the report captcha wont work

>>5245627

idk they look like homemade cookies
sometimes they look kinda spiky if you dont bother smoothing out the lumps of cookiemix in my experience

>>5245627
i said this already and he called me a woman for noticing

>>5245626
legit why do u come here
ur fucking pointless
no one likes u
u act like a fucking 9yo jap girl
kill urself u fucking pleb

>>5245630
hahaha no hes just a basic bitch like freddie

also fuck off pleb mong

>>5245632
maki pls shut the fuck up
everyone is tired of u, yh lol pls shut the fuck up

>>5245485

Give me the gift of Christmas.

>>5245624
can literally taste your salt from here man
its so kekworthy i cant even

not wanting it to turn into trannythread.jpg is understandable but being all salty at people just because they dont into the same flavor of gay as you is just sad

>>5245602

Being nice is actually often a kind of submissiveness and repression, but that's only a problem if it's taken advantage of.

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>mfw the gays are leaving gaygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8wSwmqjpk

Hello autistic shitposters, my old friend

>>5245639
yo dude im the mong here

>>5245630
>give it out
Nah I'm like the rugby harping on about how shit current gaygen is and I'll slowly stop being as nice as I started out being >>5245632
Holy shit
I'll admit I made a bunch of dumb jokes at your expense but while cancer, your solid enough lad

>>5245646

10/10 would pay the mods a wage for their excellent moderation.

>>5245639
Lel
Let me be your daddy ive got money for opiates just let me get that bp...

Alright i have to go to work

>>5245640
Oh, I'm a giftgiver (KEK!)

>>5245646
i feel like im a part of ruining the fun for many gays
i should get a medal

I'm 18, you know.

And I may or may not be dating a 20 year old, its all kind of unclear right now.

Do you think my parents will be mad if they find out about the age difference?

>>5245661

I don't want that in my stocking.

>>5245632
>I am a straight guy
lmao. Enjoy sucking dick in the Navy, straight guy.

>>5245671
do they know you're a fag?

>>5245674
You think you can deny me?

>>5245679

yeah.

>>5245679
He's probably straight Tbh
>>5245671
it's two years m8
Talk to me it's like 50% of your age or more

>>5245671

No. Nobody gives a fuck.
I dated over 50s at 18. It was great.
Two years is nothing. No one cares, except maybe the dumb 20-year-old who'll be all like "I gosta teenage boyfriend hot."

>>5245690
well if they're ok with it then they should be ok with the age difference.

I mean it's not that much.

>>5245685

Hail Santa

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>>5245652
I don't think you realize how much I enjoy banter even if im the one in the middle of it

I am a straight guy attention whore who blogs straight guy problems with a 4 inch penis on a gaygen who got kicked out of mtfg because cancer who posts pictures of weeby anime girls on a gaygen.

If you're not bullying me id be disapointed.

I could have came in making friends and making less posts but I decided to be autistic. Im fully aware of my behavior but im too histrionic to stop. Itry each day say to myself stop attention whorong but I can't.

But I gotta go

>>5245709
>I am a straight guy
fuck off youre not straight

>>5245641
>>5245611

I'm curious, where'd you two come from? You are new to /gaygen/, Where did you used to post before?

>>5245486
it's HIVcancerAids, sorry anon.

>>5245707
Heil Hitler!

>>5245717
ur legit dumb
dont act like u know fuck all about english history
u fucking taliban cunt
ur an adult man
full blown adult man
do u have any friends
have u ever been laid
seriously
look in the mirror and ask urself wtf is the point of u being alive

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Does anyone else lie about their sex life because people expect that gay = sexually experienced?

I have a little set of fake stories which I tell so often the line between fiction and memory is blurring. Sometimes I forget the stories are fake.

My stories are:
>Becoming friends with an awkward 19 year old called Jack when I was 16 and eventually awkwardly making out before he got anxious and we kinda split apart
>losing my virginity a few months later at school to a fellow schoolboy (only oral though)
>having actual anal sex for the first time on my birthday with a bi guy from my Maths class

I have names, places, descriptions, timings, etc planned out to such a degree I barely need to think to talk about them. In reality I've kissed a guy once, when I was 17, and never done anything more than that. Whats wrong with me?

Am I a compulsive liar?

>>5245728

Thanks!
I like Christmas!

itt taliban goes ape shit cos hes about to be banned
lmao

i have no idea what you homos are screaming about but like a straight guy im gonna go watch the football game

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>>5245287
>>5245302

>>5245730
>Am I a compulsive liar?
yes I think so.
what's wrong with being inexperienced?

>>5245758

I dont know
all of my friends keep telling me how they are all drowning in tail 24/7, had 2 different fuckbuddies at the same time in highschool, parties every night etc etc

i feel like i need to "keep up"

>>5245730
no
because i actually get laid

>>5245749
u legit need to get a life
or just end it
id legit be able to kill myself if i were u
fat creepy as fuck and boring

>>5245764

I'm curious: why do you call everyone "fat"? Like, you could probably insult 5652 in a lot of ways, but saying he is "fat" is factually untrue and makes you seem like a petulant child.

What is it with you and your obsession with weight?

someone report that 5652 impersonator
shit is retarded

>>5245764
i refer you to the following posts

yh lol ahaaa
>>5245731
>>5245717
>>5245704

>>5245768
fuck off

>>5245762
Perhaps they are lying too

It's not really hard to fuck/get fucked as a gay lad. It boils down to three things/steps:

1. Throw away any sense of dignity/standards/self respect

2. Download Grindr

3. Fuck the first moderately ok looking person you see

>>5245777
why is qtpersian being such a bully?
:c

>>5245778

wha

I didnt insult you
What is your problem?

>>5245777
>ive reported him
Two things
1) what did he do that is banworthy, and why do you think he will be banned for longer than like 1 day?
2) did you know that boasting about having reported someone is a bannable offense?

>>5245783

I've done 2, but I'm having trouble with 1 and 3.

Most people on grindr are in their late 20s, which is kinda awks for a young guy like me.

I've only seen one other not-totally-repulsive 18 year old on there, and he deleted his acc. after a few minutes. I guess he was nervous.

Well things are going swimmingly it seems

>>5245790
shitposting for one
and he posted a bunch of his nudes
5652 isnt posting dummy that was qtpersian

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Can we stop the drama pls

>>5245783
this is what ugly fat cunts who cant get laid think about ppl who can actually get laid
like the fat ugly faggot that says hes uses grindr 8 hrs a day but hasnt met anyone cos they have shit come ons
more like ur too fat and ugly to pull mate

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0353r81/newsbeat-addicted-to-dating-apps

>>5245789
because hes a pathetic twat

>>5245790
he posted a nude
hell get a 3 day
3 days is enough
hes irritating af

>>5245808
>>5245802
freddie you sound much more like a posho
like..you sound like you go fox hunting and you had multiple nannies as a child. like you don't even know what the average national income is or what a jobcentre+ is. you sound so fkcn posh that you were bought and raised as a child by an elite and influential paedophile ring.

>>5245799
qtpersian stop naow :c i dont know what 5652 said or did to you, but bullying is not the answer. not qt.

>>5245808

what does your body look like, freddie?
Post a picture on Unsee please.

Some quick premptive refutations:
>"I cant be bothered/I dont have enough time"
You have been posting for the last 18 hours without a pause - i think you have enough time

>"I dont want to get doxxed"
Wont happen if you use Unsee

>"I dont have a camera"
You have grindr, ergo you have a phone, ergo you have a camera

>>5245794
why not just find someone to date and not worry about getting laid?

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>tfw waiting until the Brits go to sleep and gaygen is usable again

>>5245822
the only excuse i use is that theres an archive
stupid fuck
im not posting a pic with an archive
my pictures are sitting permanently on the internet because of this sh
itty websites archive
no thanks
i posted a pic on unsee yesterday
if u missed it tough shit

>>5245832
It's like they never leave. I'm pretty sure Freddy's been here for over 12 hours.

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>tfw going to wear a new velvet shirt tomorrow
dress to impress lads

>>5245835
Freddie confirmed rugby

>>5245832
Wait till rugby comes on late night and just stays up

It might work anon

>>5245835
freddie i gtfo there when you started talking to me about your 'other' personalities. and i was only going to fuck you because you have money and i thought you would buy me things. like, i dont even care how shitty that sounds it's the truth. same you with no money? i wouldn't have even thought about it.
>im not exploited
said every exploited person ever
>its just autistic weird kids who think prince charming exists
just because i'm not sucking cock left right and center doesn't mean i'm not fucking anyone. that isn't a very good excuse for being a dysfunctional slut freddie. moving on though, just stop telling me i need to be more like you. you are wrong.

>>5245835

If you post it on unsee there is no archive.

And yesterday you didnt post your body. Just do it now, make it visible for like 10min or something so everyone can see you were telling the truth about your "lean, hot, 6% bodyfat body" and get BTFO.

Oh and this is important: DONT FORGET THE TIMESTAMP

>>5245832

Freddie has been awake + posting for 18 hours.

>>5245847
I prefer rugby over Freddie honestly

>>5245849
What exactly are you trying to prove?

>>5245856
Rugby is funny enough for a while with his bantz

>>5245854
it was my back
do u know how thirsty and creepy ur being
swerve nigga

>>5245860
hes going through the archive
pasting sadcunts comments to me
that is how pathetic this middle aged raghead is

>>5245860
>>5245860
yeah id pin you on the floor
[04/01/2015 21:00:44] Freddie: push your knees up to your chest
[04/01/2015 21:00:51] Freddie: and slam my big cock inside your tight ass
[04/01/2015 21:01:00] Freddie: put my hands around your neck and squeeze tight
[04/01/2015 21:01:09] Freddie: and spit down your throat when youre gasping for air

Freddie has an emotional disorder and is on meds. It's parents sent him to a boarding school for his out-of-control anger. For sadfrog to be this much of an asshole to him is fucked up. It's no wonder why he's home schooled and has no friends and never wants to show his face.

Freddie I'm sorry you ever trusted sadfrog.

I wonder if Freddie is just an act or if someone like him can actually exist in real life

>>5245873

I think its fairly obvious Rugby and Freddie are the same person.

The question is, which is the real person? I think that freddie is what this guy is actually like, and Rugby is the tryhard persona he puts on to appear "cool". It makes sense.

idek who is posting as who anymore
left for 15 minutes and the thread is a clusterfuck

>>5245873
which fred are you talking about ?
The white fop or the black dude pretending to be a white guy.

>>5245884
nice meme

>>5245872
qtpersian this is making you look much worse than whatever you are trying to do to 5652

>>5245884
did u just imply that a fat autistic turk who collects nazi shit and draws whiskers on his face
is cooler than me
are u dumb

Hey mods, I am 100% serious here:

Please can you ban freddie and 5652?
You can ban freddie for being underage, possibly ban evasion.
You can ban 5652 for posting NSFW pics.

I think this would really improve the quality of the thread. I have tried reporting them both, but I guess you didnt see the reports yet.

>>5245886
Did I call it

No worries thank me later

>>5245886
People need secure trip codes tbqh

>>5245886

Also Christmas is closer every minute so chill guys.

>>5245894
Its not qtpersian, he would never do something like this


He ia a qt

>>5245900
>thinking that was actually 5652 posting those...

>>5245901
It's just freddlestein and other anons samefagging

>>5245893

>nice meme

This tells us that this is Rugby, and that he is posting inthread. Not surprising, considering it is evening in Bongland.

However knowing Rugby it is one hundred percent inconceivable that he could be posting here without weighing in and poking the shit. So why isnt Rugby posting under his trip?

Oh yeah, because he is freddie.
QED.

More stuff: Rugby left for 3 months because he couldnt figure out how to IPswitch at university. Freddie disappears at the exact same time.

Rugby and Freddie are curiously similar: Drug problems, toxic personalities, compulsive liars, family issues, and both are English, I suppose to make the fiction easier.

It is wellknown that Rugby is an attentionseeker, and its also well known that Rugby and freddie have been around for similar lengths of time. I think that when Rugby gets banned he IPswitches, but needs a new persona to post under so he doesnt get rebanned, and freddie is htis persona. He can get his dose of attention without getting banned, and if he ever completely embarasses himself he can "log off" one persona and change the subject with the next.

freddie and Rugby post at the exact same time a LOT, which might at first seem to disprove it, but I think actually does prove it. Posting at the some time from two different IPs is easy - one from a 3/4G phone and one from a PC. This occaision should happen extremely rarely if it wasnt fake, but happens a lot with these two, alsmot as if they were deliberately trying to create fake evidence they were not the same person.

Oh and of course its odd how freddie, who has no shame, never posts timestampled body pics, not even his hands or some other non-recognisable pic - its because Rugby has a recognisable build and would be easy to recognise.

QED.

can i just point out for u special ones who havent quite figured it out yet someone is pretending to be me thus the obviously out of context shitposting and me randomly insulting people

fuck meee i didnt realise what i said on here could actually fuck someone off t h i s much. sort of funny actually.

>>5245932
Didn't really happen before ...

>>5245635
they're in a muffin tray and they're all in individual muffin wrappers

>>5245941
dude youre way too bitter chill out

what a good thread

>>5245939

Nope.
Perdy sure it's all you.

>>5245950

hug me horror :(

>>5245944
I'm just fucking around
I've spent way too much time controlling my anger for a few people to get to me
Esp on the internet
>>5245950
I know right
Can't wait for sludge pup to turn up and it'll be grand again

>>5245938
u really are desperate to see my naked body arent u
look in the archive
ive even posted a pic of my ass
enjoy

>>5245956
who are you

>>5245953
Yup

He writes like 5652 so its him & freddie shitposting

There is no doubt

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>>5245961

this one?

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>wear brown shirt and black pants
>feel like some sort of nazi
>get boners all day
>some fags look at me with both disgust and fear in their eyes
why does it feel so good?

I'm definitely getting a Sam Browne belt sometime soon, and possibly military boots, fascist fashion is so fucking gay my dick is diamonds

>>5245973
It's not actually 5652, I'm talking to him on skype...

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Back on track: what are your goals for the future?

Also, do you have a qt that you see everyday (in your class, at work) that you wish was your bf? Tell us about them

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>>5245938
>memeing this hard

i asked my dad about the foreskin thing
its a genetic thing apparently
ill need to do some kind of surgery
at least they wont remove it...

>>5245982
there's this weird nerdy dude at qdoba who has terrible acne and idk why i have a huge crush on him but i do
he's gonna think i'm weird if i keep going there

legit i dont understand why u ppl are so dumb and awkward
honestly if u were my kids id just drown u
like u must have been annoying af children
like i know im a huge fuck up
but at least im not an annoying autist
jesus

>>5245984

>rugby gif
confirmed

>>5245982

My goal is to have a wonderful Christmas time.

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>>5245886
how much did you pay for your surgeries

>>5245991
smeg city

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>>5245982
>do you have a qt that you see everyday (in your class, at work) that you wish was your bf? Tell us about them

>mfw this made me think about him after not thinking about him all day


I'm alone at home and it's raining and I so wish he was here with me.

>>5245982

Pushing for dat dere theroetical physics PhD, then I need to find a qt boyfriend to settle down for the longterm

>>5246002
at least itll be gone soon

>>5245982
>do you have a qt that you see everyday (in your class, at work) that you wish was your bf?
i wish but no

>>5245993
I was going to ask you if you had a bf yet or not... so I guess not then. Is this kid even gay?

>>5245999
>how much did you pay
my soul

>>5246002
You can tell it's the real hurler because he always posts smeg city

>>5246017
hahahahaha

>>5246022
>implying you had a soul to begin with
everybody knows femboys don't have souls

>>5246019
i have a crush on him so yes

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>>5246017

havent you seen the full story?

makes me laugh tbqh

>>5246025
yea hitler is incredibly ugly

his face is actually smeg city

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>>5246017
Way too fat rabbi, way too fat.

>>5246032
so you only crush on gay guys?
or
the fact that you have a crush is what makes them gay?

>>5246035
All this talk of smeg is making me sick

>>5246038
yes

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>>5246030
something about their eyes

so dead... Like the man inside is trapped in their weird bodies.

How to find a boyfriend?

>>5245230
>going to make cookies with my mom
>cancels
>try weekend after
>cancels again
;~;

>>5246063
Maybe it's because you are gay?

>>5246063
my mum doesnt love me either
its ok dw

https://youtu.be/wQJshxuF9zA

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Hehe.
I'm so excited!

>>5246068
she doesnt know that, i think shes more in denial they can exist
>>5246070
not like it matters right?
no one to teach me anything, both parents are shit. god i feel like i have the potential but im so far behind due to a lack of parents
>no lover to make you the little spoon

>>5246063
that's pretty gay, anon, but can I have try a few?

>>5246082
i keep telling work im going to bring them in but i just look like an ass now

>>5246081
pretty much
ur parents make ur life
if u have shit parents who dont love u turn into a shit person
but they dont care that its their shit parenting that ruined u
so they treat u like shit which turns u into an even shittier person
legit just make ur own family
gay men are good for that
they can be ur mummy and ur daddy
u just have to have sex with them to start off with
do that
ull become a better person

>>5246082
hey /pol/ack would you go out with me?

>>5246096
>they can be ur mummy and ur daddy
>u just have to have sex with them to start off with
I feel reminded by someone arguing for the virtue of a poly relationship (his slut of a wife wants to fuck around) by saying something like:
The sexpartners can become semi-parents and help raise the kid/be a positive influence

>>5246106
It's more of a question of "could", since you probably are in the US.

Also obviously only if you bring the cookies.

>>5246079
Holy shut anon my aides, I'm fucked

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>>5246096
spoken like a true loser

in reality other people's actions don't define you, you define yourself

>>5246121
are you hot? describe yourself to me.

>>5246110
its true
i think its why i got so addicted to the gay lifestyle
i mean i have straight friends
but they dont give me the emotional thing i need
i thought i just liked the fact gay dudes seemed to worship me
but its more
a few of them who i really like become like
parents
and its not that weird "daddy" thing
like i have guys who kind of fill that dad void
and there are guys who baby me like a mother
and they make me a happier person
it sounds fucked up but its true

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>use grindr
>find nobody attractive

>use tindr
>find nobody attractive

>go to school
>find nobody attractive

>get on the metro
>fantasize about at least 3 different guys on my journey

How come I am never attracted to anybody I actually know?

>>5246128
ur parents arent either ppl
ur parents are who make u
or dont make u

How many of you would hook up with a straight guy if he really wanted to hook up with a guy?

What if he had a girlfriend?

>>5246152
>How many of you would hook up with a straight guy if he really wanted to hook up with a guy?
Sure why not?
>What if he had a girlfriend?
fuck that

>>5246131
You don't sound like you represent the traditional virtues of a Man, anon.

>>5246129
I don't really want to get into e-rping tbqh. I guess I am kinda average in looks. Bodywise it's progressing slowly out of skinny twink mode.

I won't post my face here, at least not under this name, but I posted some shopped pics of myself a while ago in some draw thread.

>>5246152
>just down for sex with a guy who has never cleaned out his ass before
lube me up

>>5246146
maybe yr only n2 strangers

>>5246160
I don't think straight guys like to be on the receiving end of analsex.

>>5246152
never, I want the other guys to be gay, more gay than I am

>>5246152
i wanna hook up with a gay guy who wants me to be gay really bad

>>5246152

I am literally in this position right now.

This guy with a gf describes imself as a "2" on the kinsey scale, and keeps asking me about by sexual experiences with guys non-stop. He's even started walking to the bus stop with me, even though its a little out of his way.

I'm pretty sure if he openly propositions me I will turn him down. Its the right thing to do.

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ayy lmao

also did anyone see Bieber's dick? i thought it looked alright tbqh

>>5246187
you dont like him?

>>5246201

yeah, I like him. He is a nice guy, and pretty cute. But I'm not going to kek anyone, and he seems to really care for his gf.

>>5246213
but what if hes really into you and really wants to do it?

>>5246150
the only person who either makes you or breaks you is you

don't pretend that it's anything else, for whatever you choose to do you're probably in it for life

no weebs with dumb socially awkward questions

thanks

>>5246214
>>5246214
>>5246214