/mtfg/ - Fresh New Bread Edition

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1st for anime

First for no bullying allowed in this thread.

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>>5244427
>tfw you want to turn cartman transbian

>>5244439
It's funny because I keep telling people gays and trannies have an agenda to try and brainwash and turn people gay and convince people who are uncertain that they are trans or gay.

You're living proof of it.
I still dont fucking know what transbian is, is this some kind of fucking reptile.

>>5244432
myyyyyyyy meeeeeeemmmmme

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What happened to no *actions*?
They cool now?

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I think Cartman is a qt, he's just being tsundere, we'd be so good together.

So who's excited to do some intense clothes shopping on cyber monday? I know I am :D


>>5244445
consider your meme...stolen B)

>>5244449
iloveu

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>>5244442
If my appointment calendar isn't rainbow coloured, could it still be considered a gay agenda?

Also
>transbian
>reptile
I'm fucking ded rn

>>5244446
idk? I just forgot to put it in the OP

>>5244450
ilu2 bb ;* <3

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When did the anime in mtfg get so out of hand?

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>>5244452
>If my appointment calendar isn't rainbow coloured, could it still be considered a gay agenda?
legitimately dying of laughter thank you elanna <3

>>5244453
lets kiiszz

mmm freshly baked bread

>>5244466
myyyyyy|yyy meeeeeemmmmmeee

>>5244458
You're welcome vivi ^^ <3

>>5244456
What's wrong with anime? ;~;

Basically anything but rye I love.
>>5244428
>There's bound to be a gym or two among all those meth labs.
>implying I don't just workout at home

>>5244459
u-uh are you a cute boi

>>5244466
yummmmmm
wish I had some fresh baked bread now irl :/

>>5244470
<3

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>>5244469
I'm sorry for your lose anon. Maybe this meme will help to ease the pain?

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>>5244471
but rye love you

there's gotta be a valentine's day card of that

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>>5244432
>tfw always forget to buy bread

;~;

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>>5244471
Working at home is just not the same Raiboo.

>>5244432
tiger bread is nice

Should I use black or brown mascara? I'm blonde and just going for an everyday look.

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/17/9749262/joe-rogan-tony-hinchcliffe-make-penis-joke-about-cyborg-she-responds

>>5244489
Men with tits are the worst.

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>>5244447
>he's just being tsundere,
I'm not tsundere, I'm just upset the only decent girls arent really girls.

Women today are so fucking shit but im not gay so I'm doomed to either be forever alone or marry some fat cow that kucks me.

>>5244497
goodstuff

>>5244478
Awe kit, at least you have a clean room right? :^)

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>>5244497
it's not all sparkles and rainbows on the other side either

>>5244508
Shut up cunt

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>>5244494
Agreed, I am the worst.

& you know I'm not the SJW type. In fact quite the opposite. But the quality of communique being made by the (supposed) mainstream comedians are fucking atrocious.

"You look like a man and have a penis"
+ insert a literal mama joke.

What the fuck...

I'm all for a good tranny joke btw.

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>>5244515
wow, rude much

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>>5244497
We don't have to lewd things if you're not comfortable with it, let's just got to the cinema, have cosy nights at home and stuff.

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Just in case anyone is concerned I did in fact fix my brows by filling them in with some eyeshadow

>>5244432
I do have a nostalgic soft-spot for popovers, actually gonna have soem in a tiny bit

>>5244515
>stop saying things I don't like !
lol

>>5244517
it's what she does :/

>>5244524
awesome! crisis averted

I want to push booger off a bridge.

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Hey ladies, any tips on making a resume? I am going to the job placement center at my college today and I am panicking.

>>5244497
Tbh senpai the world kinda sucks. You sound like I did a year ago. I eventually broke and realized I can't change things on my own and i have to live for myself, and if that means fucking trannies then I guess I'm gay. I don't like the dick, but I like that they're not vapid retards or total cunts like real women.

>>5244524
Hollywood stars are born with interesting eyebrows. Don't fuck around nigger.

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>tfw will never pass
>tfw hrt made me look more masculine

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>>5244506
umm

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>>5244538
;~~~; I'm disappoint

>>5244531
well what have you got so far

>>5244532
>they're not vapid retards or total cunts like real women.
I know, but they're fucking guys, I got enough friends I dont need that shit.

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>>5244537

>>5244525
>popovers
omg so goooooooooood
my dad loves them too and when my mom makes them it's like Christmas to him haha

>>5244531
Besides making sure to put all info you have, also don't be afraid to try and sell yourself. Don't be too show-offy any push stuff in their face, but write down and skills, awards, classes, etc. that will help make you look like a better potential employee

>>5244520
>let's just got to the cinema, have cosy nights at home and stuff.
Since you believe in science there already exists a universe where this has happened, and one universe where you're a girl.

Let me know when you're in the latter and I'll consider it.

>>5244531
You're what 26? And don't know how to make a resume, you're so fucking retarded.

>>5244543
nothing, I don't know where to start

>>5244524
omg be careful. should get them done professionally first as a guideline then pluck as they grow back. it's like roughly $10

>>5244516
I have no idea how your post relates to some insecure roid monkey jumping on the HRT to beat up actual women.

>>5244547
>Don't be too show-offy any push stuff in their face, but write down and skills, awards, classes, etc. that will help make you look like a better potential employee
Hey that's good info, I didn't know I could put that down, I thought it had to be kinda like I was begging not bragging.

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>tfw too old to pass now
>tfw life is over in 7 years
>tfw video games suck

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>>5244540
>;~~~; I'm disappoint


i'm sorry ! i got like half of it done b-but ;~;

;___;

>>5244557
Are you really going to do this again today?

>>5244537
Oh hi mini-rawr.

>>5244550
well I was self fucking employed since I was 16 so fuck off

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>>5244560
Every day until I pass.

>>5244562
Hi fgt

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>>5244552
>Madison replying to madison
uh-oh :s

also yes I recommend this too

>>5244551
well, at the top make sure to put your name, address and phone number so they can contact you. Then underneath do a brief intro about your general skills and how they apply to what you're looking for in a job
then put your education history and then job history
here's a sample resume so you can kind of get an idea of what it should look like

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>>5244531
The key to a good CV is by lying, describe the person they want, not the one you are.

It's fucking easy, and know who is employing you, in this shitty SJW country "I love a diverse workplace" gets you far.

Use some common sense, but if you cant fake it in the interview then dont bother, you got to have some fucking charisma.

>>5244544
They don't look out act like guys, that's the thing. Once you get through the mental gymnastics to start thinking of them as girls it all gets better.

I understand if you're not there yet. I'm just saying if you're anything like me you'll come around eventually.

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>>5244549
I look, sound and smell like a girl. Nobody could call it gay, you said you don't mind genitals, that's good because I hate mine!

>>5244556
just try not to brag about it (although tbhon it's kinda hard to brag about stuff in a resume if you're doing it right), but if you've got stuff that'll put you above other potential employees you gotta let them know you have it!

>>5244550
Adulthood starts at 30 now you fuck.

>>5244565
Sounding like your big sister more and more every day.

>>5244569
>to start thinking of them as girls
I'm not mentally weak enough or desperate to be duped into a comfortable lie.

It's a pretty poor way to justify the fact you picked a trap because you gave up on girls.

Trannyfuckers are either str8 up gay or just so desperate they dont even care anymore, and i'm not either.

>>5244576
Life is over at 30 though.

>>5244566
thank you so much

>>5244575
Yeah I do have lots of skills I never thought about showcasing.

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>>5244577
Great
I'm far worse off than rawr though

>tfw more masculine than men in their 30s

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>>5244579
>str8 up gay or just so desperate they dont even care anymore, and i'm not either.
You're posting regularly on a MtF general on a LGBT board Cartman.

>>5244588
Daily reminder to kill yourself and stop shitting up the thread.

>>5244579
>trannies are wanna be women who are fucked up and I would never fuck them
>guys are disgusting and I'm no homo so I won't fuck them
>women are stupid and suck and I don't want to fuck them
well guess that leaves your hand
have fun being permavirgin!

and remember you're here forever

>>5244574
>I look, sound and smell like a girl.
I doubt it.

>you said you don't mind genitals, that's good because I hate mine!
Why would you trade your dick for a fake vagina that looks like shit, I thought you people said that gender isn't defined by genitals, yet that's what you get hung up on.

Fucks sake dont cut your dick off you might snap out of this one day and then regret not being able to reproduce, this self mutilation you guys commit is nothing short of disgusting.

>>5244590
Yeah I post on other boards too, so fucking what.

>>5244596
Yeah that's pretty much the dilemma, thanks feminism.

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>>5244594
Maybe you should kill you'reselve

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>>5244555
It's the power dynamics of the employer-employee relation and how much verbal and psychological abuse they are willing to take. You obviously don't MMA media baka

>>5244531
Try to use CS if you can. You're pretty limited on MS. For actual content consider borrow structural elements from someone who is in a better position than you, but in the same field! My college career centre was a joke. Hope yours is better baka desu.

>>5244587
of course! hopefully it all works out for you!
I'm an English major so writing professional shit just comes natural for me so I'd figure I could try and help out :D
(and believe it or not I want to see you succeed)

>>5244566
Gotta look out for my sister yo!

>>5244576
>implying I'm adult

>>5244580
o-oh right I forgot ;_;

>>5244588
>I'm far worse off than rawr though
Your sister would probably disagree.

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>>5244558
;______;
So close, yet so far..
I have a dream that it will happen someday, I believe in you!!

>>5244549
>and one universe where you're a girl
>tfw I'm currently in one of those universes

>>5244599
>I doubt it.
A fair number of the girls here actually do.

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How to pass?
I want to pass but i'm very manly

>>5244588
You should invest in killing yourself, honestly.

>>5244601
My college career center is probably going to be a bigger joke sadly but there are other places I learned about that will help me find work.

>>5244603
Again thanks.

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>>5244611
>your sister
Stop this.

>>5244617
You should stop bullying me, honestly.

I can't help how hon I am, it's all about luck and age after all.

>>5244601
Oh that T-rage.
I'll defer to your great knowledge of the inside workings of MMA.

>>5244625
Until proven otherwise, everything wrong with you is in your head. Your toxic personality is the only real barrier you've shown here.

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>>5244599
I started transition when I was young, I'm 5'4 112lbs with a feminine figure. I pass better than many cis girls.
Also I'm not sure if I'm going to have genital surgery because it scares the shit out of me.

>>5244547
yeah when I was little in the summer we'd always go with my grandparents to the jordan pond restaurant up on mt. desert island and get popovers, my partner has perfected hers to be the best I've had tho
speaking of christmas I rllly love stuffing too for that trashy indulgent goodness, especially crisped up with leftovers

>>5244621
What did you major in?

>>5244626
Don't forget to pick up your errant wit on the way out baka

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>>5244631
Why would I have to prove anything?
Most people who start as late as me are hons and only pass because people are retarded.

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>tfw ramen with slices of boiled egg and chicken for breakfast

what's everyone else eating for breakfast?

>>5244635
I was talking about that twitter screencap anon, not you.

>>5244625
So you and rawr aren't related.

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>>5244640
Cheerios

>>5244636
Most people who start at 20 are fulltime within the year without any issue. We don't know if you're an outlier on manliness, but we do know you're exceptionally stupid.

>>5244636
You still havn't said when you started?

>>5244640
Cold bagel w/ cream cheese

>>5244621
of course! let me know how it goes!

>>5244634
yummmmmmmmmm
my mom makes them and she's just for some reason amazing at them! Although the last time she burnt them :/
Stuffing's good too, but we don't usually make stuffing for christmas, usually only Thanksgiving.
which reminds me it's gonna be hella awkward going to my parent's for Thanksgiving when I'm a vegetarian lol

>>5244640
nothing cause I need to lose weight faster ;-;
>inb4 that's not healthy
I know but at this rate health is going out the window so I can be skinnyyy

>>5244633
fuck off

>>5244625
There's only one way out and it's the rope. Or alternatively jump off a building. At least you won't be whining and posting little anime girls anymore.

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>>5244645
honey nut cheerios are one of my faves

>>5244647
>cold bagel
why not toasted?

>>5244654
but breakfast is the most important meal of the day and it'll make you feel less hungry during the day

>>5244642
I stand corrected baka as the person being ridiculed here is on T(H)RT and the offender has probably the lowest testosterone sounding voice possible. Nothing T-rage about it.

>>5244636
Cute. Is that what you want to be little anon? Cute? D'awww look at little anon!

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>>5244635
>What did you major in?
I have an associates in math and science but I majored in engineering technology, computer aided design, and rapid prototyping. I have an associates in Solidworks too but I never thought I could use it for a job.

>>5244664
o-oh
well I ruined it already cause now it's 11:20AM and it's pretty much lunch time :/

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>>5244640
Coffee

>>5244642
:)

>>5244646
I'm just very masculine and would never pass without heavy ffs, probably wouldn't be enough anyway.

>>5244647
A bit before my 20th birthday (too late)

>>5244662
I think my mom would be sad if I killed myself.

>>5244649
we've had fun experimenting with how different ratios of stuff and techniques effect stuff
seriouseats has a lot of stuff on vegetarian thanksgiving options

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>>5244613
>>5244633
Look guys, I dont even dislike trannies or traps, it's the only feminine people I can get along with and it makes me sad. I like girls but they dont like me, the only one who likes me are gay dudes and a trap friend that came out to me a while ago and its making me depressed.

I came here trying to reassure myself you guys are worthless trash so to see you all being decent people takes a toll in my mind because all the women I have talked to has made me want to puncture my eardrums with a hot iron rod.

You guys dont deserve this hate, enjoy your thread, I'll go back to waiting for a revolution.

>>5244664
>why not toasted
Not enough time ;~;

>>5244676
You said most people who start at your age end up as hons, that's demonstrably not true :S

>>5244676
Your mom is already sad that you're a failure.

>>5244671
like basically all my brother and mom said is I am only good for pushing a shopping cart at Kmart so I haven't been applying to real jobs where I could use my degrees.

>>5244683
Goodluck cartman. I hope you find some happiness, everyone deserves a little.

>>5244669
Are you talking about Cyborg and that comedian?

>>5244671
Kayla you never said

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>>5244685
:O

>>5244686
I think she's sad I can't pass since she tries to very supportive and buys me a lot of stuff.

Pretty cool mom tbhon, too bad i'm so manly and gross.

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>>5244671
I think that's legit cool. CAD too huh. I know how to do some of that. I'm a production designer. I enjoy it. I get to work from home if I have a menial task.

You can easily be an interchangeable (as offensive as that may be) cog in the system with those credentials and go from there.

>>5244680
that's good! cooking with a partner is so fun <3

and ok! I'll def check it out! my mom got some tofurkey with gravy thingy from Trader Joe's so hopefully that'll be fine but I might have to make my own gravy haha that's fin though cause I love making gravy :p

>>5244704
>:O
So with that in mind, why are you using your age as an excuse? You have to be a pretty big outlier to not be able to pass at 20. From what you have said, you do not go outside because you don't pass, but you need to realise you don't pass because you don't go outside. It's a chicken and egg problem, and you're just going to have to break the cycle.

>>5244683
Goodbye cartman, I hope you find some sort of closure on your feelings ;~;

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>>5244683
I am glad you don't hate us and maybe one day you could see us as women. You should support your trans friend, it seems like you must care for her since you came here. I still want to hold your hand.

>>5244717
yeah they have like recipes for vegan gravy and stuff

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>>5244718
How would going outside help me pass?

>You have to be a pretty big outlier to not be able to pass at 20
Maybe I am, I also think you're full of shit and most people who start at 20 don't pass.

>>5244708
That's cool.

>>5244703
I say it all the time but most people here made fun of me and didn't believe me so I felt really down about it.

>>5244728
awesome! thanks haha although I prolly shouldn't look on an empty stomach

>>5244728
>vegan gravy and stuff
Disgusting.

>>5244729
Oh mini-rawr you rascal.

>>5244729
Passing is not just how your naked self looks. You need to refine a presentation that works both with your own features and in some way fits in with the environment you're in. You need to have the confidence to own your appearance , without it people will notice that something is wrong and look for it.

And that's all without even getting outside feedback, which is super important on its own.

>>5244734
You're obviously smarter than you sometimes act Kayla

>>5244734
>That's cool
>Dat short answered chill

You're going to be fine. Don't you worry blue girl.

>>5244740
I bet you've never actually tasted a vegan gravy before
it literally can tastes just like regular gravy, just use vegetable stock instead of beef/chicken stock
unless you're just saying that cause it has no meat in it and all I say to that is to be more open minded

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>>5244721
>You should support your trans friend
>Has tons of admirers
>Lives off her parents million inheritance
>Has so much free time shes global elite on CSGO
She doesn't need my support, and he's not even trans, just a trap.

>mfw she never had to work a single day in her life

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>>5244747
I wouldn't get any feedback outside unless someone called me a faggot or beat me up.

You don't get gendered here.

>>5244729
I started at 19, I pass fine. The majority of the people here started at 20 or later, most pass fine within a year.

Going outside would help you pass because it would teach you how to actually present as a woman. If you won the generic lottery you still wouldn't pass if you don't know how to dress yourself, you have male mannerisms and you have a man voice. Until you've made an effort and demonstrated otherwise, your body, face and age are not what is holding you back.

>>5244761
Good thing almost none of that advice was about feedback.

>>5244748
No she's not.

>>5244755
Don't tell me what I like fatty.

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>>5244758
Is it possible that you're jealous of her?

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>>5244762
Eh, face is what's holding me back 100%
I don't really feel like trying because I know i'll never pass with this face.

Dressing well is easy.

>>5244767
I'm not, I'm just trying to say you shouldn't knock it unless you try it
one of the benefits of being a fatty is knowing what tastes good and I also have the added benefit of knowing how to make it good too ;p

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>>5244758
She's probably not as happy as you think, having someone close to you for emotional support is much more important than money and random admirers.

>>5244748
That's a given.

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>>5244758
You're going to make it Cartman.

>>5244775
What have you tried when it comes to your face though? Do you know how to do makeup? Do you have a feminine hairstyle that hides your worst features?

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>>5244799
>Do you know how to do makeup
No, i've barely touched all the stuff I own.

>Do you have a feminine hairstyle that hides your worst features
I have long hair with bangs that hide my disgusting caveman brow when I want it to yeah.

All my features are really bad though.

when should you tell your crush that you're crushin' on them?

>>5244814
when ur crushin them at vidya obv

>>5244740
I think it's mushroom based, you don't like mushrooms?

>>5244814
Right now.

>>5244814
Depends.
Tell me about your crush

>>5244810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoz5h6_cZc4

>>5244814
idk, I still haven't told elanna.

>>5244791
So you ARE putting the retardation stuff on?

>>5244810
>No, I've barely touched all the stuff I own.
You should learn how to use it then. That's something that's within your means isn't it?

>>5244819
No Eri because gravy made out of mushrooms is not gravy. Its some limp-wristed, degenerate type of mushroom dish.

>>5244822
I can't talk about it in the thread, they'll see it.

>>5244832
Even better. Do it.

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>>5244814
I told my spouse just as I was getting the train to leave after spending a week at their house. Now we've been together for years.

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>>5244823
I don't want to look at myself in the mirror, not too depressed today.

>>5244830
Yes but my face is still shit.

>>5244832
Are you the one who is always like she's gone offline on Skype?

>>5244831
>limp-wristed, degenerate
lol is pol/gaygen visiting?
gravy refers to a wide range of sauces

>ctrl-f caddy
>no results
Who do you miss, /mtfg/?

I miss her.

>>5244844
no

I want to kick angie to death.

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>>5244853
S-She didnt leave us did she? ;~;

>>5244859
Yes she did, that fucking hugboxing chimp made her leave.

>>5244858
kek

>>5244853
Just talk to her on Skype anon.

>>5244849
And none of them are made with mushrooms. Stop pushing this transgravy, real gravy is made out of meat juices.

>>5244859
She did :( go read the archives from last night, she was such of getting hugboxed or told to kill herself when she asked for feedback about voice.

Hugboxing ruins lives.

>>5244854
Well, look, Anon, quite frankly I need your help

How do I find people to ask about my face who won't hugbox?

>>5244552
My stylist friend snapchatted me and was like WTF why didn't you let me wax them??? And now I feel retarded. Tbf I have been doing my own brows for a few months now, I just let the ocd take over

>>5244841
I'm not debating whether it is or isn't, I'm saying that you can do something about it. Believe it or not, makeup can help quite a lot.

>>5244823
Hey, you, uhhh, jabroni, you shouldn't post videos with awful slurs in their title.

>>5244868
So is telling someone to kill themselves.

>>5244873
You have been given so many options. Until you accept that compliments aren't always hugboxing you're not going to be happy with the answers.

>>5244867
I don't have anyone's Skype here and I wouldn't add someone unless they said I could.

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>>5244863
>korra

>wake up
>still feel distracted for some reason

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>>5244881
>tranny calling someone jabroni

>>5244867
not rlly, gravy refers to a lot of different things in different areas, not all meat-based, tho they are all kinda saucy/liquid to various degrees

>>5244892
Hey, leatherhead, I bet you thought I saw that post, but it's been filtered. Why don't you stop shitposting and I'll show you who's the boss of this thread.

I was 2 hours waiting to get my passport.
whats its a cheap place to live ?

>>5244884
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5221438/#5223867

>>5244898
my closet, you troll.

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>>5244878
>forced to wear makeup to even have a small chance at passing
;_;

>>5244883
Not really, I don't want to ask cis friends and posting here isn't a good idea when everyone hates me.

>tfw sent a pic to my tranny friend once and got hugboxed
It's honestly hard to not hugbox, I've hugboxed too.

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>>5244897
>I'll show you who's the boss of this thread
And how would you exactly do that?
Jabroni.

>>5244903
That was before she left she could have changed her mind now

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>>5244863
>>5244868
No. No! I refuse to believe! Caddy was so nice and interesting. She was actually mature and not catty. I want my Caddy back. ;~;

https://youtu.be/SeaqEvCeOOY?t=32

>>5244917
I would grapple you into submission.

>>5244919
You won't know unless you ask anon. Or you could never ask and forever feel regret for it.

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>>5244432
Our tax dollars would be better spent on treating your mental illness through anti-depressants than through hormonal injections and bodily mutilation.

How much longer do you expect the general public will support this degeneracy with their tax money?

>>5244906
A chance is a chance, isn't it? Why not try?>>5244888
Morning bexe, why so distracted? ;~;

>>5244866
FUCK YOU ANGIE ILL BREAK YOUR PIG NOSE YOU FUCKING HON

>>5244922
I am sorry anon I am not gay.

>>5244928
It's not really passing if I can't pass without makeup.

>>5244931
Fuck you.

>>5244876
Living dangerously~ but once you get hang of it you'll probably be fine..
>>5244859
dw will probably be back. Lots of people leave forever until the next day

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Check out my work outfit today trannies. Not even a wink of sleep.

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>>5244928
>tfw elanna will never do your make up for you and make you look pretty for a romantic candlelit dinner.

>>5244929
Legitimately not Whingie, I just found your anger funny.

>>5244888
>wake up to long term contract interview
>person on the other end has an indecipherable accent
>do it anyway
I don't know if I just agreed to do web development or help a nigerian prince :V

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>>5244928
morning elanna
oh n-no reason just a feeling desu >>

>>5244740
vegan gravy is delish, you're delusional!

>>5244941
Oh that looks nice.
Watch out for shoulders and large hands.

>>5244941
that looks like something you'd get buried in, not for work.

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>>5244955
Don't make me send my little buddy after you anon!

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>tfw will never have a passable face
Why live

>>5244935
Why are you getting mad at me?

>>5244941
Do you work at disney world?

>>5244958
Oh you have Mini-Me?
Nice.

>>5244948
Yes you are, you're a lying delusional bitch. Do us all a favor and drink some bleach you fucking psychopath.

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>>5244941
Have you tended to the cows yet Sister Isabella?

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>tfw its my birthday today
>mfw no longer a teenager
Noooo being 20. I dont wanna be old ;-;

Had a 9 hr uni day :/
Also flatmate took me to forbidden planet (nerd shop) and bought me a companion cube :3 pic related

if I think someone is crushin' on me are the actually crushin' on me or is that just my crush making things up in my head?

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>>5244951
I honestly know the feeling... ;~;
Did you sleep well?

>>5244932
For all intents and purposes, it doesn't matter what means you need to take to pass, so long as you can. People don't care if you're wearing makeup to pass.

>>5244943
I'm honestly not that amazing at makeup ;~; I'm sure you look pretty without my efforts

>>5244974
wat that

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>>5244971
Look at this banter, all at the expense of me! ;)

I admit I should've kept my first dress on.

>>5244978
Could go either way. Talk to them about it.

>>5244974
happy bday too

>>5244984
>Floral print
>Shoulder pads
Are you going to a costume party or work? D:

>>5244969
Am I really going to have to take a timestamped picture of my wrists to prove i'm not Whingie?

What are some hon names I should avoid

>>5244974
happy birthday!
My sister turned 20 yesterday

>>5244974
Happy birthday
hope things get lewd

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>>5244979
I do care though because i'm lazy and if I can't even pass without makeup at home in front of people I like why bother.

>tfw super manly yuro face
You nerds don't know this suffering.

>>5244981
a companion cube from portal...

>>5244988
thxs anon

>>5245001
not everything ends with lewd stuff anon

>>5244999
nice trips and thanks,

>>5244992
>Feminine
>Strong and independent
I am getting to the top with honor and integrity!

>>5245002
Make a trip so I can filter you.

>>5245008
The only thing you're getting atop of is the guest list to an 80s themed birthday party, u clown.

>>5245010
No

how 2 be cute?
alternatively, how to not exist?

>>5245002
>I'm lazy
Then stop being lazy. Shit sucks when you can't pass at home, but use the fact that you pass outside to save up for FFS if it bothers you.

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>>5244979
yup i managed to get a decent sleep, i hope you weren't too tired for class today

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>>5245013
I'll remember to send Aife here a dozen of long stemmed roses where she is currently recovering at the hospital bed from a case of huffy n' puffy' and a stumpy foot.

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>>5245019
I'll just stay neet and not go outside

Check your passing privilege faggot.

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>>5245028
Fuck you, hon

>>5245007
but what else could it end with?

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>>5245022
I may have had a kind of restless sleep ;~;
Oh well, i-its not like I had lots of work to do today or anything. I'll survive tho ^^

>>5245028
You've made it clear this isn't a question of privilege. I honestly don't think you want to improve. I think you would rather remain a neet that uses their appearance as an excuse than take measures to improve yourself. I'm done responding, please fix yourself.

>>5245050
>tfw elanna will never help you be a passing qt like her

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>>5245042
>not being a hon
Casual

>>5245056
Most of the advice given to that anon is pretty general stuff. It wouldn't be worth replying to her if it wasn't since she never listens.

>>>/b/652391635

>>5245065
>l-listen to our shit advice pls!

>>5245068
but why

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>>5245068

>>5245068
It's times like this when you're glad you've never posted your face

>>5245081
>>5245082
>>5245084
Stop responding to them

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>>5245050
good good

desu although i feel well-rested i did have a little trouble getting to sleep at first...

>>5245088
I-I need help with an issue but it's kind of not an issue and totally irrelevant, but you've always seemed nice.....c-can you help?

>>5245088
k-k
I'm sorry :<

So i spent 9 hrs today doing uni/coursework
what do now? theres nothing to do in evenings i swear!!!

>>5245090
Iktf ;_; got any big plans for the day?

>>5245098
I'll certainly try, what's the issue? ^^

>>5245105
vidya
shitpost here
film
lewd
jill off
take up a new hobby
learn a language
clubbin

>>5245068
>Kayla at it again

>>5245105
Your flatmate.

>>5245113
doing vidya and tv shows

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>>5245116
If it's Kayla it kinda backfired.

A lamp shocked my nipple today.
>>5245105
Dota bby

Abby confirmed as cute as fuck
But we all knew that already

>>5245131
Cure 12-year old boy.

>>5245121
It is Kayla. She just leaves her picture in it just so she wont seem suspect but she gave herself away yesterday when she tried posting it on /v/

>>5245109
setting up some christmas decorations this afternoon but nothing in the evening, how about you?

>>5244993
No fuck off with your disgusting pictures, I would shove you in front of a bus if I ever see you

>>5245136
Oh. Poor Kyler, forever mad.

>>5245109
T-thanks
So, I have a friend who I kind of want to cut out of my life but without being a bitch. Like I want us to be able on cordial terms if we ever bumped into each other or anything, but I don't want them to be a central part of my life if you get me. Basically, they asked me to tell them when I get my results back - and I think I know now but it's not confirmed. Should I wait until I know for certain - and risk having to have two awkward conversations now, or just get it out of the way rather than have them think I'm avoiding them and then have them ask me in a few days time?

Like I said....it's totally not an issue in itself it's just because I don't want to talk to them fullstop but I kinda have to if I want things to be ok between us....

it's totally not a problem haha but which one should I do? You tell me and I'll do it :)

>>5245136
Why, what happened?

>>5245120
Eggheads?

>>5245151
>>5242318

>>5245146
Wait.
The polite way to cut someone off like that is to under no circumstances tell them you're cutting them off. The game plan should be initiating conversation less and less so that it's not obviously a conscious act. That way if you run into each other years down the road you can still catch up as if your lives just diverged and you weren't actively doing something different.

Given that, not keeping them in the loop on what you think things are is the way to start that process. Minimize conversations.

>>5245137
Ooh OK that's pretty exciting desu
Sadly nothing quite that interesting happening in my life today, I just have a film script and treatment to write ;o;

>>5245146
OK, I sorta see how it is. I'm just a little confused though, what results are you waiting on? ;_;

>>5244646
>Most people who start at 20 are fulltime within the year without any issue
pffft not me

>>5244873
post here, seems to work for me, I got three whole threads pleading for me to leave people were so fed up of my face

oh btw sheen idk if you can see this but I've got a loan from the university to last me until I next get proper money

>>5244941
looks really nice but where do you work? it looks victorian or something

>tfw you are thirsty as fuck but can't be bothered to go down and make a tea

>>5245068
fuck I missed it, anything about me?

>>5245181
It's just that collage thing again.

>>5244826
Well duh, its a fucking 4chan tranny thread, I can be an airhead bimbo here if not anywhere else on earth.

>>5245163
Don't worry...I won't be saying they're being cut off it's just I know they will later ask me about my results, before I made the decision to cut them off I told them I would say when I got them. I have been having fewer conversations but they are keen on initiating them now and I'm about 99% if I don't tell them they'll come asking and, from past experience, I get the sense they may be a bit pissy if I don't tell them when I said I would, if you get me. So I'm not sure if I should just say know, that I think I'll get them next Wednesday, sit out an awkward conversation and then drop it, and then risk having to have another one if that date changes. Or just tell them when they ask me ( I would estimate they will next speak to me on Thursday if I don't say something first ) and risk them being pissy and saying why didn't you tell me sooner (they're a very sensitive sort)
>>5245170
It's nothing major, just results from my Semester, I'm not dying or anything

Any other tranny musicians out there?

>>5245196
Anne

>>5245189
i'd rather talk to a materials engineer
>>5245196
no but i play guitar

>>5245196
I would be if not for my dyspraxia
I've been trying to Grade 1 in piano since I was 11.

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>>5245189
Admit that it's you posting people's pictures on other boards

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>>5245170
you're writing a film script?? i have to hear about this

m-maybe on skype :3

>>5245196
I make noise and drone music, I'd consider myself an artist before a musician.

>>5245203
>muh disabilities

>>5245196
yup

>>5245189
I don't like you desu

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I'm going to uni for trombone performance

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>>5245196

>>5245196
reporting although I don't make much anymore

>>5245216
I just realized how fake Kayla is, like what a fake dumb bitch, I'm just going to filter her now instead of try to help.
At least you are genuine Aife, I've never seen you be two-faced or anything like that. You're cool

>>5245210
to be fair, it's a real disability

>>5245196
I can play the Dick pretty well.

>>5245196
Been playing guitar for 12 years

>>5245227
EDM isn't music

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>>5245209
Let me guess, your favorite artist is sunn o)))? You listen to drone and found field recordings?

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>>5245256
>EDM isn't music

>>5245191
Honestly, I'm going to say the anon is right. If you said you would tell them about the results, then tell them, but the way to safely lose contact with someone is to just sort of not initiate conversation. Be busy so you can't talk. They will eventually start to try less. It's sadly the only way to lose contact without bitter feelings ;~;

>>5245208
For sure, I'll be on tonight ^^ it's nothing crazy really, it's just a project for a writing class. It's actually a story for a game but the treatment has to be done like a film

>>5245241
Me 2 :3

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Does anyone else listen to jazz, or am I just a pretentious bitch?

>>5245280
a little pretentious but jazz isn't bad music

>>5245271
Sunn are okay, though I prefer just straight up drone rather than drone metal.

>>5245280
Jazz is great.

>>5245277
Thank you!
I just needed someone to decide for me, no one can predict the future so I can't guess whether there will be less bitterness eitherway - but I couldn't decide eitherway. I'll do it a bit later before bedtime so they won't have much time to try and talk back anyway.
You and anon will have my eternal love for your help <3

>>5245280
Sure and sure.

>>5244683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJVn5AwAWY

That's the way she goes, Bubs.

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>>5245284
I said that with a trace of sarcasm, but I used to have a drone phase. I grew out of it. I saw Tim Hecker live and that was it for me. Although drone really isn't meant to be an enjoyable live medium.

>>5245280
>>5245286
all music is great

except for dubstep and hardstyle

>>5245277
can't wait to hear about it senpai

>>5245189
Kayla, only Feefs wants to be a bimbo and you know how popular she is round here.
But seriously, people are really trying to help them, don't pretend to be vapid when people are earnestly trying to support you and give you advice.

>tfw meeting another /mtfg/ trip today
>tfw kinda nervous

>>5245329
You literally have nothing to fear unless it's Potsy.

>>5245329
Try not to be a complete cunt like last time.

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How do I look?
Just started transition last week

>>5245329
>you will never meet caddy irl
>you'll never be roommates to save money to afford surgery
>you'll never drink wine and read classic literature together
>you'll never visit her at the library to pick up mein kampf

>>5245342
Disgusting

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>>5245342
You'll do great, hon.

>>5245315
I've been through a lot of music phases but this feels like the end of the road for me. There was a time when I was constantly discovering new artists and genres but for the past years the only new music I get are new releases from artists I already know.

Drone can be very enjoyable live, it just depends what mindset you're going in with it. I've been both Natural Snow Buildings, The Haxan Cloak, Grouper and they were all brilliant.

>>5245333
trips dont lie.

>>5245342
not good anon
Lose weight then gain it back like 6 months later and you will look good

>>5245344
So is your attitude pal.

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>>5245354
Hons getting mad