/mtfg/ - Boys & Makeup Edition

>tfw still no anyone

>>5243164
I wish I could be your anyone

The thing
There it is

>>5243157
girls and chapstick superior

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>tfw you will never wife elanna

>tfw when no kit

>tfw circe crossed over to gaygen

rip

>>5243141
>join my group and u too can eat all the pizza you desire

basiccally every transbian dream...
sign me up
ur pretty cool m8

i want to be your slave desu.

>>5243170
iktf

>>5243166
then i wouldn't have reason to aim for first reply shitposts

>tfw losing my hand holding virginity tomorrow

My tits hurt too much to sleep
Why can't I lay on my stomach

>>5243177
thought I was the only one.

>>5243176
Touch tum.

>>5243176
which virginity ?

>>5243175
I would never want to take that away from you

>>5243176
Hoping for the best

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Why are aussies the biggest shitposters?

>>5243177
growth, it happens

>tfw still no bf to choke the life out of me while he coldly stares into my eyes
:(

>>5243192
Shit. I didn't think about being a stomach sleeper

>>5243191
o-only a little bit : s the rest of the time I post qt snekks

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Home from the gym! Exhausted -__-

Also I do like boys (like this one.... .///. ) and I like doing makeup. I'm just not very good...
any easy makeup tutorials people like? I've youtubed and googled but don't know what's good or not

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>>5243170
>iktf

>>5243199
the fake kit is getting cleverer

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>>5243194

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best edition.

>>5243170
trip on, me

my name is Evan, I'm MtF, do I have to change my name? I've met women named Evan and I kinda hate the name Eva...

>>5243197
I mean... concealer, foundation, eyebrows, mascara, lipstick and you're off to s that d.

What are you looking for? like just a basic everyday thing or contouring/highlighting?

>>5243207
Doesn't have to be close.
Alex to Isla is mine.
You don't have to change unless you like you want to.

>>5243195
>tfw finally able to sleep on your stomach or your side again after srs

>>5243207
>do I have to change my name?
You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. That's a nice name

>>5243207
ye you can go for a completely different name. I went from Shane to Iris. Not that big of a deal.

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>tfw you will never be violently put in your place out of nowhere by your bf when you fucked up but didn't know it yet.

>>5243211
honestly right now just tutorials on how to do basic stuff. I've never been able to experiment with makeup before (dat repression) so I never got to learn how to properly do even basic eyeliner/eyeshadow/foundation/etc.

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mtfg, y/n?

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>>5243232

>>5243232
maybe

>>5243232
Depends if he's the driver or the passenger lol

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>>5243176
Don't get a boner

>>5243232
Side view and pic of him smiling first.

>>5243237
Are asking whether or not he's a bottom?

>>5243243
Nope, talking about the car.

>>5243239
>don't get a boner while holding hands with plant
I don't know if I can promis that tbqh

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>>5243235

L O L
that bad huh?!

>>5243236
>>5243237

6'3" chef guy idk

>>5243242

i like my men to have big noses and to look like they'd murder me at the drop of a hat so idk

>>5243235
it's okay jormy you just have to scroll past the bad man and then your safe

>tfw you want to order some of the bras for 2/$45 from VS but not sure which size to get from them and don't want to go get measured

>>5243246
Chef is relevant to my interest. Run! There will be too much food.

>>5243235
but you are not even into guys

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Whatever.

>>5243253
That site is the devil

>>5243247
>your safe
Her safe what mate? HER SAFE WHAT?!
You gonna try to steal from Mai waifu?
BACK THE FUG UP

>>5243232
if he trims that mustache yes

>>5243246
>chef
YES ES YES YES YES
You won't regret it

>>5243248
Buy a fabric tape measure, its always a good thing to have

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>>5243251
I'm into guys like this desu

>>5243262
So basically- guys that looks, sound smell and act like women

man australians are real shitposters

>>5243262

nice meme

>>5243246
>6'3
>chef
Okay that would be a yes

>>5243259
I have one and take measurements regularly, I'm just always weary of sizing charts. I guess I should probably trust theirs tho.

>>5243257
she's my waifu 2 so back the fug down ;-; plz
I'm going to try to steal back my heart

>>5243268
Yeah VS has their own weird system... I would use it

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>>5243255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZF4pU3shc

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PLEASE DON'T IGNORE MY FETISH
>>5243227

>>5243269
>I'm going to try to steal back my heart
I've shamed my famiry. May the heavens protect you on your quest. We may meet along the way BUT I GOT DIBS ON HER SWEETY FEET

>>5243250
>>5243258
>>5243266

ok ty for ur approval
idk he's nice! he's moved as much as i have and is intelligent and well off and stuff. so maybe it'll be fun. what's the harm i guess other than him possibly stuffing me in his truck after we fuck i mean the dick is prob bomb

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>>5243263
And I probably could have got one if I wasn't so chicken
Ohh well

>scrolling facebook
>someone makes some post about Justin Bieber
w-wait
>shirt off
>tats
>fit
oh no
OH NO
I REALLY AM GOING THROUGH PUBERTY
I REALLY AM BECOMING A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL
HELP PLEASE
HELP

>>5243282
>BUT I GOT DIBS ON HER SWEETY FEET

my sides

>>5243285
Baby baby baby oooohhhhh

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What does your hair/conditioner smell like?
And why is strawberry best?

>>5243283
Of course!
oooo intelligent men too I like that...
Let us know how the food was
and then let us know about anything else he feeds you ;)

>>5243292
Apples, both for the shampoo and the conditioner

>>5243292
Raspberry and I don't have to use conditioner often. Woo native American heritage

>>5243282
b-but i also like feet :s
can we share at least?.. i want to nibble her ears first tho! >//<

>>5243291
:s w-why I didn't want this
b-but he does look really good....

>>5243292
I can't remember what my conditioner smells like cause I steal my roommates :^)
but my body wash is Shea Butter & Coconut and I looooooove it <3

>>5243299
We can totally share ; 3;
Anything for jormy kisses and cuddles

>>5243172

Still here, bby.

>>5243299
>>5243304
creepy desu desu

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>tfw nerding it up playing cards games

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>>5243292
It smells like pure sex.

>>5243292
Mine smells like moroccan oil which kinda smells like flowers and almond.

>>5243313
you are pure sex

>>5243309
I literally almost played this yesterday but we played boss monster instead


.........nerd

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>>5243308
Well thats mtfg for ya....

>>5243308
Our love for jormy is pure!
l-leave us alone ;~;

>>5243308
i just want a jormy cuddle..

>>5243318
c-can i lick your feet..?

>>5243321
no

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>be into girls
>be into guys too but repressed about it
>finally start coming to terms with being into guys
>go on HRT
>stop being into guys

>>5243309
wtf is that like valiant comic trading cards? What obscure shite

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>>5243317
You know it! Nerdy weeb 5 lyfe! Takes a nerd to know a nerd. . . . dork : 3

>>5243326
Same thing happened to me... I was so ready to buy a Cock hat too...

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>>5243328
Its Legendary™ its a Marvel deck builder.

>>5243318
Can I be your live-in maid?
You can pay me in hugs

>>5243324
S-sauce .-.

>>5243313
I have that too, i's ok but I like their limited edition summer scent they had in 2013 called mango coconut. I made the mistake of ordering from their main website (do not do this) and they automaticly bill you for another months supply unless you call them and have it canceled. The thing is I used a pre-paid debt card that had no money left on it so they tried to send it by mail but they didn't know it was in a fake name I was going by so I just never paid them the money for what they send.

Never got a bill since they called and I said that person moved away so they don't know who to bill it to haha.

>>5243336
Do they actually sell cockhats?

OK I need to sleep lol
good night everyone! <3

>>5243314
Is it from the brand Moroccanoil? I used their stuff for a while, and loved it. And the smell.
>>5243316
That doesn't even make sense.
>>5243324
>this gif
pls stop
I want it every time.
>>5243342
I made the same mistake sort of the first time. I cancelled a shipment, they tried to bill me for two more and couldn't and to this day send me bills for the two shipments. I just changed my name and they sent me new stuff. I only started using it in 2014 I think, I never smelled that one. :(

i just finish living another day as a guy, and now im going to bed.
just few more years until this phase is over or i grow the balls to kill myself

>>5243324
how do I stop wanting this... just once

>>5243328
legendary is sold at barns and nobles next to monopoly and Sorry

>>5243324
>.<
Every time

>>5243324
shannon are you ever gonna stop this?

>>5243356
>Is it from the brand Moroccanoil?
No it's the cheaper one called The One and Only argan oil, argan is just another word for Moroccan. I like it and it's lasted me for almost 2 years now since you only use about a dime size amount.

>>5243232
Sorry edie, he's gonna need FFS. Break it to him softly.

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are these ok?

>>5243381
me too -.-

>>5243381
maaaaaaaaayyyyyy sidddddddeeeeesss

>>5243381
So does edie, maybe they can go together?

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Is it me or do I look like a Puerto Rican man? I certainly think I act like one. I thought the mechanism used for that facial recognition website was a janky piece of shit... but perhaps I was wrong.

>>5243382
Ya they seem cute.

>>5243379
>The One and Only argan oil
I see that stuff every time I go to Sally's, never tried any of the products tho.

How long does this phase last ?

>>5243396
its not a phase

Where is a good place to shop online for cute fall/winter boots? Every place I browse seems to be picked over or super expensive...

I'm looking for a cute pair of black ankle boots, lace up or moto style idk.

>>5243292
Like a tropical island. All curly hair products smell like that

>>5243396
aproximately 1 lifetime

>>5243396
the rest of your life

>>5243393
not a man

>>5243393
Well you don't have soft features so idk.

>>5243401
doubled

>>5243395
I like it, it's just as good as the higher priced ones but does have less oil in it.

>>5243375
as long as it takes to get banned permanently

>>5243384
>gets gendered female in boymode in front of me
Lol sure thing.

>>5243405
>tfw stuck on the ride with no exchanges or refunds

>>5243401
Wish.com

Everything is dirt cheqp

>>5243396
Until you realize it's not worth it and come back down to reality, not everyone transitions and they're fine. Don't listen to these hons they're all "one of us one of us" and shit.

>>5243417
Yes, cis people are fine, they're not trans.

>these hons
Says the one who will actually be a hon in 20 years

>>5243400
>>5243405
>>5243406
Should I just shot my brains out then ?

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>tfw you reread your skype ERP from last night

>>5243415
>need to sign into social media to browse
Hmm is this legit?

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>>5243404
recommend me something, this is like my default curlyness, but dryer and less shiny

>>5243324
This is unfair
You can't just drop a gif with no source

>>5243422
well you should try HRT first, suicide is an option as a last resort

>>5243421
>calling people cis
huehuehuehue

No seriously you don't have to transition to be trans, even the DSM and other mental health groups say some chose not to.

>you'll be a hon in 20 years
No because I won't transition, you however are a hon not matter what age you are. :p

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>>5243407
You're right. I have walked around all this time looking like a fucking man in a wig. Nobody ever said anything to me because I live in NY and all the freaks congregate here anyway. Nothing new to them. I thought I was fucking passing but lately I'm not so sure. Maybe I need to plan for a few things ahead of SRS. I appreciate our honesty, although I am sure you were just being a fucking cunt.

>>5243441
>my feels are more important than the OED

That's not how it works.
Have fun "finding yourself" at 45.

>>5243429
I thought that was turds until I zoomed in on the pic.

>>5243443
I was being both honest and a cunt, your welcome.

>>5243410
Pron wont ever get you permabanned...

>>5243426
Well I have a normie boom so I never had that problem <.<

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>>5243445
tfw turdhair

Do waist trainers work

>>5243444
wth is the OED? lol

>that's not how it works
Sorry but you don't know more then the medical professionals that said some do and some don't.

Have fun being a hon until you shoot yourself at 30.

>>5243435
Thanks for the advice I never thought of it.

>>5243463
The question is more whether you tried it.

>>5243463
Yeah but killing yourself is easier said then done anon, you don't wanna end up miserable from being a tranny then find out you can't kill yourself. That'd be a never ending nightmare.

>>5243457
>tfw another transdoctor appears
The people who kill themselves aren't those who transition, hon

>>5243454
I think they can make a small difference if you wear them enough, it depends how much fat you have on your waist

My issue is a big ribcage but using one for a while my waist got down to 26'" from 27"

>>5243411
are you mad at me >.>

and if not when do you want me to come hang out?

>>5243450
last time they extended the ban to ten days
hopefully this time a month or permanent
I'm just an ugly autistic fat hon, nobody needs me here and I'm thinking I'm going to try and hang myself on my birthday.

>>5243469
So I shouldn't transition in case I don't have the balls to kill myself ?
So I just have to live my awful life as a normie and not as a freak

>>5243481
You're improving while most of the anons who hate you aren't.

>>5243481
>tfw imaging yourself in her position with cute guy
>strange butterfly feels in stomach.
Omg this gif

>>5243326
PLEASE BE KIT

>>5243483
normie or freak, pick one and only one.

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>>5243326
>tfw

>>5243483
if you're trutrans you will kill yourself eventually if you don't transition and your life will become increasingly miserable until you reach that point, and transition will be your only chance at real happiness

are you trutrans, anon?

>>5243490
>butterflies
iktf

>>5243497
>be trutrans
>didn't transition
Feels indifferent.

>>5243490
knowing who posts these pics ruins it for me

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>>5243415
go to wish.com she says

it's like a conspiracy in here

>>5243505
>I'm just a piece of shit man hon and thats all I'll ever be
Well hell hon you're in the right place, everyone here is a shit man hon!

I self medded for a year and finally went legit one month ago.

I'm on the same dosage but my chest seems to be growing much faster.

does indian online shops like alldaychemist has shitty estrogen or something?
I'm trying to figure out why I'd be reacting so differently on prescribed hrt

>>5243497
I will probably kill myself no matter what, I have a lot of problems and have been clinically depressive since I was 12.

>>5243512

Most people seem to agree that, yeah, they do.

>>5243512
it's not checked so the dosages are inconsistent for indian drugs

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>>5243490
>>5243500
pic
>>5243476
What? No I don't feel mad at anything right now. I'm listening to FF battle music tho. Why do think that?
>>5243505
pls gib

>>5243512
OTOH, it could just be time, but I figure it's probably not necessarily as constant..

>tfw your bf buys you Fallout 4
AAAAAAAAA

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>>5243513
>I have a lot of problems and have been clinically depressive since approximately the onset of puberty.
maybe estrogen will help cure your depression? it did for me

>>5243520
Sorry I can't do that hon, that would go against my oath as a medical professional.

>midnight snack is 12 chips ahoy cookies
GOD DAMNIT TITTIES, I COMMAND YOU TO GROW

>>5243448
I am sure you are a dazzler yourself. I wanted an actual opinion and not just someone looking to unleash their leaky emotional statement onto strangers.

Don't make me laugh retard.

>>5243513
Don't do it. If a hopeless freak like me can survive, so can you..

>>5243529
chips ahoy is garbage desu

you're better off buying cookie dough and baking a giant cookie shaped like a dick

>>5243533
>dick
what I need is cupcake vaginas desu

>>5243531
>Don't make me laugh retard
kek you made me laugh though. Post more pic's, I'm sure you're a dazzler.

>>5243535
>vagina's
eww

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>>5243533
>you're better off buying cookie dough and baking a giant cookie shaped like a dick
or doing a line of oreos.

So I've got Adri and Wongor, who else would like to be on my list of people to smoke out if I ever travel the world?

>>5243537
How about you post your picture your picture? Huh??

>>5243539
>Heteros

>>5243539
yeah that is some... disgusting grammar...

>>5243544
Smoking is for normies

>>5243544
Im not already on the list???

>>5243527
Maybe hrt isn't a good idea in my situation.

>>5243531
Keep surviving senpai. 2 of my friends already failed at that, I have to die with my gang.

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>>5243544
im not cool enough to smoke

also im scare

Hey guys what's up in here?

I'm sorry
Goodbye

>>5243545
That's what I thought you ugly nigger.

>>5243537
>>5243549

>>5243509

(｡・//ε//・｡)

>>5243544
s-sounds fun

>>5243553
up to you desu senpai

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>>5243544
Hell ye

>>5243558
see you tomorrow shannon

>>5243558
You shouldn't be sorry Sheen.

one day we'll all be old and we'll look back on this time of our lives f̶o̶n̶d̶l̶y̶ in disgust

>>5243550
>implying you don't want to be on the list
>>5243551
I-I honestly didn't know you smoke. I'm sorry. ;_;
>>5243554
Don't be afraid, we can get high and find you a nice boy to settle with.
>>5243565
Anime posters not permitted.
>Jormy, sorry bae~

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>>5243580
>Anime posters not permitted.
y liv

>>5243565
>up to you desu senpai
Taking hormones is risking my life, i hope people don't think I'm a bigot for choosing to live instead than transition.

>>5243586
How is it risking your life?

>>5243587
High chances of getting beaten/killer due where I live, I have some sickness I can't pay and my parents won't support me if I transition, life is too expensive and II probably won't find any job.

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>All these new video games coming out
>Dont buy any of them because of depression and just know I wouldnt be able to have fun

>>5243590
you're only posting here because you're trying to convince yourself otherwise, aren't you?
just do it faggot

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>>5243580
>Anime posters not permitted.
W O W

>>5243590
well i hope you don't end up committing suicide because you never transitioned

>>5243593
I'm posting because I have nothing else to do and I can't fall asleep, and I haven't talk to anybody in some days.

>>5243583
>>5243594
>Anime posters not permitted
Don't worry I got you covered, I'll babysit you for your first time tbqh

>>5243592
I've been looking at The Witcher 3 but idk

>>5243592
iktf, I barely ever finish any games.

>>5243596
witcher 3 is GOAT tbqh.
probably the best single player game I've played in years.

>>5243592
iktf, plus not really being able to afford them right now.
>>5243596
>I've been looking at The Witcher 3 but idk
DO IT.

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>>5243580
>Don't be afraid, we can get high and find you a nice boy to settle with.
:3 sounds fun

>Anime posters not permitted.
umm

>>5243594
I will either kill myself for that, because life is meaningless and there is no point on living, because I have always disappointed my parents in everything, or because I don't want my parents to pay another 30k dollars in another tumor surgery

Tbh I think it's going to be the transition one.

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>>5243603

>>5243570
people to never smoke out wit list
>adri

for reasons

I found a hat that I loved as a child.
Loved it because it had tigers on it.

>>5243606
>smoke out with
Faye have you ever even had a marijuana before?

>>5243608
I only had one marijuana once desu senpai

>>5243609
aww that's cute. I'll smoke out with you any time bb

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>>5243608
>wit list
i think she's saying it's because adri's sense of humour is bad

>>5243603
well shit anon i'm sorry to hear that... i don't really know what to say now but i hope things can work out for you somehow ;_;

>>5243606
Get too horny when high? Yeah iktf. Probably everyone does.

>>5243603
>tumour surgery
is this fran by any chance?

>>5243612
I get horny, and forget I was born a boy, it's a super bad combo for not destroying your life with cute girls

>>5243612
When I drink I get horny as fuck but when I get high all I do is get super polite and text everybody about how they're the most amazing person ever.

>tfw weed makes my anxiety worse
>tfw I smoke it anyways
im actually really dumb

>>5243600
>>5243601
Wow really, that good? Oh I'm going to look into it for sure now
>>5243609
desu my first couple times smoking it didn't do anything but make everything feel fun to touch
>>5243618
lol that's so great

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>>5243617
Having a good high and feeling like a pretty girl is probably one of the best things ever. I miss weed.

>>5243612
Yep. I really really really want to try sex while high.
>>5243618
I get horny when drunk too.

I get pretty horny a lot when sober too....
/mtfg/ how to cure self of inner slut and Satan's temptations?
>>5243622
It's really like a 10/10 experience. I love it.

>>5243615
It sounds like it.

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>tfw thirsty bi/pan slut
>tfw still a kissless handholdless virgin

>>5243624
>I get pretty horny a lot when sober too....
/mtfg/ how to cure self of inner slut and Satan's temptations?

Why bother?

>>5243627
None of your friends will hold your hand?

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All this Witcher 3 talk makes me want to finally get into it. I bought it on launch day but its hard to get into huge games like that when you feel like a piece of shit for playing video games.

>>5243627
>bi/pan
I believe the term your looking for is virginsexual.

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>tfw you want a bf but don't have one yet

>>5243246
Why are trans girls such height whores?

>>5243617
>forget I was born a boy
I wish I knew this feel
I should get high some time

>>5243629
No : ( they are all fat neckbeards anyways

>>5243632
I prefer lonelysexual ;_;

>>5243639
I'd "accidentally" hold your hand or something.

>>5243639
I wanna hold your hand and snuggle after some card gaming

>>5243627
>tfw I lost my hand holding virginity to a cute black girl back in high school
I was such a loser but fuck she was into me and I never made a move. Didnt realize this until it was too late ;~;

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>danish ice-cream company ISIS is changing name.
>asks facebook to vote for name change
>highest voted suggestion is Al-Qaeda
poor guys.

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>>5243631
Play it anon, it is worth it!

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>>5243622
pls cosplay as Linkle someday

>tfw cis straight male
>put on a wig
>already pass better than noelle

>>5243642

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

>>5243644
T-thanks >\\\<

>>5243645
Im so jelly! D:

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>>5243637

i only date men taller than me because i'm 5'6" and if you're shorter than that i may as well be dating a woman

>>5243637
I'm 6'2 and I don't need some dwarf manlet to make it even clearer when I'm hanging out with him.

>>5243664
do you date girls taller than you?

>>5243664
>tfw 6'1" so I have to take what I can get

>>5243661
No need to blush so hard, it was an "accident."

>>5243631
Witcher 3 is easily goty. And I'm saying this as one of those faggots that hype undertail to the point where people are starting to hate us.

>>5243670

i only find like 3% of women in the world sexually attractive so idk it's never really come up lol

>>5243671

:c
idk i don't mind if a guy is like only a few inches taller, but............. generally idk. i haven't dated a guy under 6'2" in like 4 years.

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>>5243682
>i only find like 3% of women in the world sexually attractive so idk it's never really come up lol
o-oh

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>tfw fat

>>5243691
Just imagine being edies friend instead and having fun girl times like shopping for clothes n shit

>>5243691

s-sorry i just um find masculinity very attractive. i like masculine women and ftms but not mtfs since 99% of mtf's don't want to be masculine and if they are they'd prefer not to be, so ye

>>5243698

y-yes more friends!

Straight cismale chaser here
I look so much better than noellec after one day
Why does that freak not even shave?

>>5243720
Trip on, angie.

>>5243720
she has a muscle and skin condition and shaving makes her break out in welts

>>5243627
I'd hold your hand senpai

p-platonically of course

>>5243722
Then why is he trying to be a girl if he can't shave his face?

>>5243721
Not every anon is angie

>tfw 4 years of hrt but still look like a girly boy without make up.

>>5243734
>Then why is he trying to be a girl if he can't shave his face?
she is going to get laser

>>5243740
>she

>>5243738
Post pic to be made fun of.

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>>5243738
>tfw same
>tfw can't even use makeup because of skin condition

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this is funny

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>>5243752
>somewhere in the world men are wearing this right now while massively erect
why

>>5243760
Probably not.

I think.

>>5243592
you should buy them, it might not be fun at first but doing thing you know you normally enjoy is important to help alleviate your depression

>tfw cis straight male
>tfw regret not going trans when I was younger
>Realize id make a beautiful transgirl
>its too late now i have obligations that won't allow that and im too old

At least I can still have my crossdressing hobby right?

I've had gender issues my entire life
Being male Just doesnt fit me

>>5243773
hey maki

>>5243773
Do you think cross dressing will help? For me wearing female clothes before medical transition just made my dysphoria worse since female clothing on and obvious male body just created this jarring juxtaposition which made me look even more male.

It was only after awhile on hrt that I could dress as I wanted.

>>5243777
Not even him

>>5243779
I got that same feeling when I started putting on the wig. Like holy shit you girls are brave I don't pass. I have a muscular body. Ive never really crossdressed but always wanted to. I think that if I keep it with pictures and shit like that the dysphoria will be fine.
I've just always felt like a girl legitimately

im scared of the dark but i have to go pee ;_;

>>5243805
Man up.

>>5243805
Just pee in a bottle senpai.

>>5243805
do you want me to hold your hand through the dark anon?

>>5243805
I feel you anon. I'm laying in bed awake because I'm having bad dreams

>>5243811
>bad dreams
Whatcha you dreamin' 'bout?

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>>5243811
Come cuddle up with me madi. We'll both then have comfy dreams.

>>5243805
Those spiro feels.

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>>5243812
I dunno dying and stuff
>>5243814
H-head pats...hnnng

>>5243819
Dying and stuff is pretty hardcore for dreams.

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>>5243823
Is it?

Because almost every single nightmare I've ever had ended with me dying

>>5243828
That's because you are messed up Gem baby. For instance my last dream involved zombies. I download the first season of Walking Dead, gave up watching it because it was just so bad and that was the end of it.
Also you really shouldn't be watching cartoons at your age.

>>5243828
I usually wake up before I die. Except a couple times where I've died and then was reborn within the same dream.

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>>5243157
>Playing league a few minutes ago
>Enemy Teemo is named "Alicethetransexy"
>Kill her and ask if she's trans
>"yes, why?"
>"Then maybe you should TRANSITION to another lane, scrub"
She ate so much shit.
Also, apparently three of the people on the other team were trans. Why do we all have bad taste in games?

>>5243830
You never changed from boy to a girl?

>>5243829
I think you just have bad dreams because you have bad taste.

>>5243831
2 of them were genderfluid pansomething snowflakes and one was just your average tumblr basic bitch out for attention.

>>5243832
I literally don't understand what you're asking and how it has to do with dreams.

>>5243834
Walking Dead sucks anon.

>>5243838
In the dream, when you die and are reborn - you were never reborn as a little girl?

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>leave the house at 8pm
>get back at 420am

I dont understand how life works outside my room

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>>5243829
I don't have nightmares much anymore though. Actually I don't think I've had a single one that I can remember in the past couple years? When I do have them they're terrible, but it's rare for me.

>>5243830
Me too. Besides one dream where I was shot in the head, got to feel myself shut down, and then watched the scene as I floated up? It was weird. I also had one nightmare that ended on a good note because I killed the threat of it.

>>5243840
Usually reborn as a ghost or something, but I consider that a second life.

>>5243845
See above about floating. I'm unable to ever really properly fight back in my nightmares. I kinda just slow down and am unable to hurt or move properly usually. Things get surreal from there.

>>5243844
Normie.

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>>5243853
Y-YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

>>5243849
I know what you mean about not being able to fight back in nightmares, unlike in dreams I only have things/skills that I have in real life if I was suddenly dropped into that situation unprepared, so unless I luck out and find something that would've naturally been there I'm screwed. Like that one dream that I mentioned ended on a good note- I ended up face to face with a mountain lion in a savannah like area, and after we carefully eyed each other and it pounced on me I ended up winning by grabbing a nearby animal skull and repeatedly bashing it over the head until it succumbed

how surreal to things get for you?

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I wish I was born a girl.

>>5243863
Not everything is about your sexual fantasies anon.

>tfw I will never know what it feels like to look nice, try and imagine such a thing but I can't because I have no frame of reference for what it's like
>tfw being an unpassable hon is going to make my daily life 10x worse than for half the people on here
it's a bad feeling
I've had barely any breast growth since the first week too, this sucks, if nothing else happens by one month in I'm bumping up to 4mg e and 300mg spiro

>>5242685
>29
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M FUCKING 20
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M 30, EVEN COMPUTERS????

>>5243660
yep haha that's my life

>>5243734
because I'm a sad, sad person and I want to at least try and improve my life

gonna try shaving powder once I have the money

>>5243617
yeah I need to get high gain ASAP

>>5243516
>>5243515
what about german? my qhi meds are all in german

also circe did you detrans entirely or is that just mtfg memes?

>>5243818
I'm on spiro and have only needed to pee like twice more than usually, which is only 6 times a day really
is it just not working properly or s/t?

>>5243862
Dreams tend to have massive scene shifts where the setting will change dramatically with no rhyme or reason as to why it's happening. I have, on occasion, noticed that the setting had changed and tried to change it back (in the case of dreams that weren't nightmares), but that doesn't ever work out.

>>5243866
I run and always have run to the bathroom all the time (anxiety fucks with that hard) and spiro really just made it more urgent feeling, so I can't really answer your question too well.

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>look up the weather for this week where i live
>cloudy, rainy, shitty
>think "hopefully it'll be better when i'm in california next week"
>look at the weather in cali where i'll be
>sunny 70s this whole week
>rainy and cloudy and 50s the entire time i'm going to be there

are you FUCKING kidding me?

>>5243879
rain is the best tho

>>5243879
http://www.bustle.com/articles/64591-13-signs-its-time-for-you-to-move-away-to-a-new-city-because-there-are

>>5243887

i like it but i was hoping for some sun next week sigh

>>5243888

i know this is why i need to gtfo of pennsylvania. i'm so fucking sick of being here. i need a change.

>>5243866
aren't you only like a month in though?

the changes do take time, especially breast growth, and if you bump your dose too high you can just end up making it worse

>>5243879
clearly the weather hates you

>>5243890
I have been thinking about moving myself. What's stopping you?

>>5243891

or god. either would make sense

>>5243897

nothing, i'm planning on moving before summer. but idk i think i'm just getting depressed hardcore. i know i'm moving in a positive direction and like things will improve but i just feel like the past month or so i've lost a lot of my confidence and i just don't laugh as much anymore. not in the ways i used to. i need to see a therapist tbhon

>>5243900
>tbhon
What did you just call me?

>>5243907

lmao!! you can't say t b h anymore without it turning into something else so ya

Holy duck, I just had a blood test and now my arm is killing and it's swollen where it was taken.

>>5243907
Are you moving to Oreghon as well?

>>5243914
I'm thinking Seattle.

>>5243914
fuck, my sides

>>5243917
Meh

>>5243866
Please fall into traffic today.

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daily reminder i am giving out a free voucher for a "good for nothing leech looking for good home in PORTLAND OREGON" thank you

>>5243932
im sleepy how are you

>>5243938
sleepy and real real sad

Can someone explain the origin of the derogatory transgender term "hon"?

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>>5243938
if I wasn't poor myself and actually lived in portland you could live with me

>>5243939
why are you sad?

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>>5243959
thank you for your consideration i will note your contributions

>>5243960
Come live with me in oortland poregon

>>5243957
Fat disgusting late transitioners who don't pass like to say things like "you look great hon" short for honey.

>>5243957
was used to mock old unpassing trannies on susans who are basically stereotypes of women and tell each other "you pass flawlessly hon" and etc.

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>>5243964
okay i can deal with this

>>5243966
>>5243967
Thanks hon.

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>>5243964
oortland poregon sounds like a magical place

>>5243970
no prob hon! :3 xoxoxox