Gay General: Fashion Edition

fuck this gay foreskin earth im losing my mind i cant sleep
god why am i even alive?

>>5242476
First for gays are worthless materialistic whores that represent the worst of all cultures

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>>5242476
Posted this a few threads back, but considering it's fashion edition, have some meme boots

>>5242492
it's not that fucking serious

worst case scenario you become cut

which you should have done years ago since you seem to be unable to understand how your own body is supossed to work

>>5242476
Shorts and a T-shirt. Not that much but it does help.

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Does this mean I can post outfits

>>5242517
w-when did you switch to gaygen circe?

Ever since I saw that smeg pic I swear I keep smelling something cheesy

>>5242534

I dunno, like a month ago?
I still post on /mtfg/ some, too

>>5242517
Your boyfriend looks pretty cool

>>5242539
did you detrans?

also does gaygen think I'm cute

http://i.imgur.com/LF7fV7L.jpg

>>5242549
Yea, what's up with that haircut tho?

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>>5242492
>>5242508
or if you are a do-it-yourselfer....

>>5242558
it's a really lazy ponytail actually I was just seeing how it would look

recently my fashion sense has degenerated to wearing jogging bottoms + hoodies everyday. i think i need some new sneeks too bc i was watching the telly and a middle aged comedian was wearing the same model as i was.

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>>5242543

Yeah, he's a babe. <3

>>5242549

Partially?
I mean.. I can't say I feel like a woman anymore.
Kinda just feel like I swung myself at the far way and then peeled off and fell back some.
And just oscillated 'till I reach a comfy point.

>>5242565

PLEASE NO AH WHY

>>5242567
Honestly you have a p cute face. What does your hair normally look like?

>>5242577
get it sorted, faggot

>>5242517
I actually think your stule is kinda cool

>>5242610
>stule
style*

>>5242492
dude, I can't wrap my head around this "snapping sound" you are trying to describe... but maybe take a hot shower or bath before trying to pull it back so that your skin is more pliable?

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>>5242610
>>5242622

D'aw, thanks. <3
I've got lots of outfits.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/e4ca20867a5199fed3b25a22f0c2774b/tumblr_nxnkdvwkLe1s99h59o1_1280.jpg

I'm starting to wonder what it would feel like to have your penis tattooed. I thought something like that was really rare... like urban legend rare but it seems like I'm seeing more and more pictures of it on blogs. It can't hurt as much as where this guy got his pistol tat.

>>5242592
>What does your hair normally look like?

bad, I'm not used to having it long and I'm still trying to figure out what to do with it.

i'm a tranny btw, 4 months hrt but still boymode obviously

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>>5242605
idk r8888 my footwear
but then also go to bed

>>5242669
Oh soz, you do have a pretty feminine face though

>>5242677
Normal/10

>>5242677

looks like $20 sneakers from walmart desu
unless you're running/jogging/hiking/walking for miles there's no need to wear sneakers

>>5242517

post fuck video of you & bf

>>5242577

you're just turning into a daddy

I want to kill booger

>>5242748

just check the archives.

>tfw no sense of fashion
>tfw no confidence
yay, it's great being me

>>5242780

i did, your bf looks ftm desu
do you like fukin his girlpussy

>>5242769
?

>>5242769
Trip on booger

>>5242731
normies up in ere
>>5242743
theyre adidas. a c t u a l l y. tbf they are bait shoes now nearly everyone in britistan has a pair.
>unless you're running/jogging/hiking/walking for miles there's no need to wear sneakers
gb2 reddit.

>>5242579
do you still use female pronouns?

>>5242850

I don't really use any pronouns, I just go by whatever the person I'm talking to receives me as.

As a shut-in who rarely has IRL conversations where my gender is relevant, it suits me just fine.

>looking in my area for date
>every other profile is a black guy who says he's "light skinned"
>1/4 of them are wearing colored contact lenses
>1/8 of them have their hair dyed as blonde as possible on top

I feel bad for black gays who aren't into other black gays as they try to appease to whites.

>develop rashes everywhere
>I look like a scaly freak
Why does God hate me
I just want to have soft skin

>>5242898

Eczema? </3

>>5242902
Maybe
Is it chronic?

>>5242912

It usually goes away with age or is at least temporary.
But defs fades and reappears.
You can go to the doctor for it, they have meds and creams or regimens and stuff to help.

>>5242912
Yeah, go to your doc, they have steroid cream that works pretty well for it.

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>tfw everyone calls my bossa nova music "elevator music"

How freely do you guys give out nude pics of yourselves? Some 30+ guy is asking for nude pics of me on grindr...... but idk I'd feel weird have naked pics of me out there.

>>5242929
Not at all.

>>5242929

I mean, if it's grinder..
I dunno. Just block out your face.
It's for fuck-dates, anyways.

>>5242929
Gross. I'd only give nudes to a 8/10 or higher unless I reeaaally like them as a person, and definitely not to some old guy.

>>5242935
>implying a 8+/10 would be ever ask for your nudes

I took gaygens advice and got a haircut

I don't think it's that great

>>5242943
Exactly.

No nudes.

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>>5242944
Oppsies, forgot pic

>>5242944
Pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlZaLZqxJD8

>>5242951
pls don't cry

>>5242898

what do you eat on a regular basis?

what do you use on your skin?

>>5242929
...i sent a couple to this creepy guy in return for money. regret it now but i needed the money.

>>5242956
That's close to my resting face tbqh

I guess I have resting suicide watch face :/

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Daddy here
40 y/o looking for 18to22 year old
I own three yachts and will take care of you

>>5242951

It's not a bad haircut, the problem is your fat or you at least look that way. You're handsome and have a football player build. Workout and become someones bara bf.

>>5242970
GROSS

STRANGER DANGER

>>5242970

I'm 30 why don't you take care of me?

>>5242972
Yea I'm fat. Right now I'm trying to start diet + lifting.

>>5242929

It's common to send nude pics to guys on grindr if you're looking for a hookup.

>>5242970

.. you're really 40?
Lookin' hella youthful.

>>5242990
Circe don't compliment the pedophiles

>>5242994

>pedophiles
>clearly states he's looking for guys of a legal age

fuck off b2urmamasvagina

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>>5242970
Now let's see you without the stach as well.

>>5242998
Do you see that mustache?

Do you SEE that mustache!?

>>5243002
lol Maki wants summa dat sugar daddy action?

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>>5243002
How you know it was me?

>>5243013
Your chest hair, your head shape, your smile, your eyes.

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>>5242970
Super cute, Myakki. However, it is me who will be taking care of you.
GD, I really wanna rub my face on that chest 2bqh.

Post butthole.

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Should I?

>>5243013
>Deity
preferred D E I T Y
change it back again

>>5242994

Is looking youthful a compliment?
I mean, as a "daddy", I would assume he wouldn't want that.
Not that it was my intention to insult him.
I just thought he looked super young to be 40.

>>5243013

ARE YOU REALLY 40!?

>>5242934
>>5242985
But I already gave him a face pic. That's why I don't feel right giving him nudes too. Welp I just sent him a shirtless pic of me with a hard on through my shorts. What am I even doing??

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>>5243031
>1500 ft^2 room mate
Horrifying tbqh.

>>5243034
Make webm of yourself falling down the stairs, transcluck.

every other gay guy in my city is terminally ill or ugly..wat do?

>>5243027
That is not a cute picture don't hugbox me lol

>>5243033
Ok
Im actually permy banned so I just get lazy and have to put my code in each time when I ban evade
Every single post I've ever made is ban evasion. They need to do something about that.
>>5243022
Aww that's kind of cute

>>5242985
And he's sending me so many nude pics of him, now I think he has AIDS

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>>5243041

Chasing da booty?

>>5243043

>transcluck

I'm imagining
A chicken grooming its feathers to look like a rooster.
With a tiny leather jacket.
A tiny chicken-harley.
And, like, a lithe looking hen girlfriend

Ahh, ok, cuter than I was anticipating

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>>5243046
Every picture of you is cute, that's why you should post cute fuzzy butthole 3bh.

>>5243054
>A chicken grooming its feathers to look like a rooster
Isn't that the exact opposite of what you do?
You really frighten me lately tbqh. Possibly more than Mexicute. Just keeps spiraling down, init too bee honest?

>>5243046
you got a cocky smile boyo, I bet you make all the girls blush.

>>5243054
But chasing booty is not in my nature, I'm a complete virgin aside from one blowjob I gave.

I'm just really, really horny.

go in tinychat bbyz

>>5243075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST3pYx0q_Ow

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>>5243062

Oh, yeah.
I mean, I didn't mean to imply I was the chickenbutch. It was just what I thought of.
And it was adorable, so I shared.

And, yes. Fear.
It'll season your flesh for the eventual feast.

>>5243075

Chasing dick, then?
bby, you're on grindr for a reason, surely.

>>5242970

hey, where do you live?

>>5243064
Yeah
Make them laugh look at their eyes and give a goofy smile. People like that stuff

>>5243062
Thanks babe
You also
My bps ugly its fuzzy

>>5243037
Yes


I cab find the post but I look like a total twink with no facefuzz

Gym bunnies!
Your pump up/motivational music pls.

>>5243100
Lousiana

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>>5243086
I don't really have much flesh tbqh. You're wasting your time, Tran Frank. Tick tock, tick tock.
I kind of want to write an exposé about you. Really frightening how you manipulate the media, to be quite clear.

>>5243101
My bp is fuzz too, I shaved it once and it was real itchy. I wish you were my bf so you could shave my butt every morning tbqh.

>>5243101
proof

>>5243119

I'll draw a comic of it if you do.

yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz some hoes
yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz some hoes
yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz some hoes
yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz some hoes
yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz some hoes
yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz some hoes
yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz some hoes

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>>5243137
Not rn, ladyboy. I'm tired, I just had an exam and am about to pour myself a drink tbqh.
Pls, draw a comic where you fall down a long flight of stairs.

>>5242476
i just.. wear clothes.. usually trousers.. with a shirt.. and some shoes.. with socks and boxers... at work i wear a uniform...

>>5243148
you know it nigga.

I met a really cute and super smart gay guy who goes to med school and is very nice and sweet.

What a good day. ^_^

>>5243152

That webm would be hot if he didn't do the unwilling act so convincingly. </3

>>5243101

do you live on a yacht?
what marina are you anchored at?

>>5243180
Sounds really nice man c: Glad your day was good.

>>5243180
is he studying to become a proctologist?

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>>5243180

When are you gonna suck his dick

>>5243181
he isnt even crying
that was a pussyhole slap too

>>5243086
Yeah I'm on grindr cause I want the sex.

Too bad I'm too scared of std's, murderers and rapists :(

>>5243165
real killaz dont need no alibis

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>>5243181
It's a pretty hot video. I think he starts crying towards the end when the fat old man cums inside him.
Was probably abused as a kid tbqh. His acting is pretty convincing.

>>5243180
>tfw doing medical degree
>A couple of gay people, but they're all terrible
>Straight qts everywhere
I've started choosing lab partners and group members based on how qt they are. Gives me an incentive to study too, so I can help them if they get stuck.
I-I'll find a gay qt one day!

>>5243202
better suck his dick real good.
>>5243226
Real nigga hours

>>5243233
done deal pullin out steel bitch play no games
yous a two dollar ass boy and im making change
take heed to these mothafuckin words dat I say
dont play with real niggas real niggas dont play

>>5243249
hah this kid trying to play
his flow is frayed
and he still cant fucking pay
what nigga cant you hear any word i say
so I say fuck yo ass nigga
cause these be the real nigga hours

>>5243249
sorry bout that c: >>5243280

one day i will meet a cute, masc, smart and nice gay guy whos attracted to me and is okay with me being a lil faggot and 100% submissive to him in bed

>>5243325
How cute are you?
Theres plenty of those here

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>>5243325

Does "lil faggot" mean femboy?

Femboys are trannies so you're never gonna find a gay guy who's attracted to that, by definition he wouldn't be gay

>>5243325
You sound nice anon it will happen eventually <3

>>5243331
i mean, it's not like i'm going to find a bf on 4chan

>>5243332
if by femboy you mean a completely hairless guy who wears female clothing or makeup and tries to pass as a girl, then no
but i'm not really masc at all
stop being a troll senpai

>>5243334
thank you <3 you're obviously much nicer

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>>5243363

Sorry but this is masc4mascgen

>>5243363
What state?
You sound like my type

>>5243366
Yah people are harsh haha.
>>5243370
Its okay senpai I still love you faggot.

>>5243370
>tfw masc
I'm a bit too masc for you, kouhai. Give it another 5 years, yeah? Yeah? Right, you'll make it ;]

>>5243370
hahahah

>>5243374
connecticut
come cuddle me anon :3c

>>5243386
Not the one you're replying to, but

>tfw no one is ever near your bumfuck nowhere state

>>5243391
Where is your state?

>>5243385
Too far away

>>5243392
Montana. I often lament the fact in /gaygen/.

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>>5243385

Post masctiddies

>>5243280
gassing real nigga hours
when you aint never sold no powder
workin at micky dees
actin like hes a g
put a bullet in ur skelly w/ the tec 9 piece

yeeeeee boyyy

Late night photoshoping
Do you guys ever browse the wallpaper board
I like picking pictures and doing things to them for persona wallpaper use

>>5243504
i just go find nice wallpapers then ruin them by putting furry shit in there

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>>5243504
I browsed /w/ for the rice threads, before dropping Windows 7. Now I can't really be bothered with that stuff.

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>>5243430

Why are black guys so into me? Not that I'm complaining - is there something I'm not understanding?

>>5243557
are you an over weight white cis-female?

i just wear graphic tees and trousers. whatever is on top of my clothespile basically.

if im trying to impress someone ill wear a tighter shirt and wear compression pants under my trousers for dat ass,and i have 2 suits for formal occaisions. Thats it though.

>>5243567
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJOvp7xxoTQ

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ok guys im posting what i wear every day
dont ban me
its not my fault my underwear is too small for me
im poor

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>>5243616

WAT

e a t
a
t

>>5243619
eating is for people who don't wana be #######TONED

>>5243495
slut

>>5243616
lmao

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>>5243616
>Dog bowl in the corner
Y-you don't even have any pets, do you?

>>5243578
my afro-caribbean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9saEpqhBP5M
>>5243628
lol and what

>>5243630
maybe i don't

>>5243634
im not really black
stop trying to suck on my cock snot cos u think i have a bbc

>>5243616
You're sexy as fuck

I wish I had your dick in more ways than one

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>>5243648
What the fuck?
Remember who owns you, you babydicked faggot.

>>5243648
thanks senpai

im struggling, gaygen.

to keep a long story short, my dog of 13 years just got put down, im living in a foreign country a thousand miles from my boyfriend, and im so depressed and lonely here i dont know what to do with myself. there's a local guy here who wants to hook up with me, and i wont do it because i dont want to hurt my boyfriend but the thought of it keeps crossing my mind, if only as a way to get my mind off all the other shit in my life. how do i get through this without hurting anyone? do i need to rethink all my relationships?

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daily reminder that it's all for nothing

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>>5243655
Hey
You're the one cheating on me calling mexiclean mexicute!
Don't call me babydick faggot! You know you love it.

>>5243662
Im going to be traveling around the world so I know your dilemma...you either choosec the long term bf or the once in a lifetime foreign fug
The least damage is staying faithful

Sorryc aboutv the dog thing bro

>>5243641
im really really really not tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxLaO2Ku-Ts
explain why that uggo looking black boy had the same skype name as you

>>5243662
cheating is super scumy
this is why i hate homos

>>5242476
I tuck my pants into my socks, who am I to judge?

>>5243675
i literally said i wasnt going to. my question is how i stop thinking about this, and whether people knew constructive ways to work through emotional torpor. also for a homo hater you sure are a voyeur

>>5243575
well... they say that black is slimming.

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what would you do on your last day alive?

>>5243672
yes u do bitch
his insta is the same as my skype name u stupid bitch
which is based on a fucking cartoon
fuck are u still posting here for if u just take dicks all day

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>>5243668
Don't misunderstand my intentions, that was merely entrapment.
Really hurt rn tbqh. Thought I had that 4 inches of (non functional) Maki meat to myself to be very honest with you.
Getting all unfaithful, just because you decided to lose the beard and show that cute face. Men are pigs tbqh.

>>5243680
sorry senpai read it wrong

>>5243648
>dick in more ways than one

>in your hand
>in your mouth
>in your anus
>...ear?
>...nostril?

>>5243688
in his pants dude
doesnt take a homo to realise

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>>5243686
Awww i was just complimenting an anon. I didn't mean it though. You know you are all mine babe...
I didn't show my cute twinky face. I showed my pedo face

Please forgive me

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>>5243695
I'm going out for a drink. Don't worry about me, I'll just sleep in my car or something tonight.

>>5243695
>>5243699
so gay

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>>5243699
Babe...

>>5243688
I have a small penis
I want his cock

>>5243684
am i making u hard or something
does it make ur lil pinny point upwards when you talk to me in such degrading language....?

So I've been up for 21 (soon to be 33 or so) hours now because of a fucking essay that's due tomorrow and I think I'm gonna kill myself.

What's good with you guys?

>>5243712
i only got a few hours like maybe 3 sleep last night

>>5243621

but you arent toned
Youre skinnyish, with a bit of fat

Tone comes from musclemass + low bodyfat, not just low bodyfat

>be me
>bf is depressed
>i try cheer him up ertime
>usually works but then a week or so later hes depressed again
really love him but shit shit is starting to wear me down

>>5243716
i am actually pretty toned
but not too much. cant see it very well from that pic but yea.
toned core. you can tell the difference easily when i stand next to my bf

>>5243708
ur skinnyfat
u couldnt make my dick hard if u injected it with cement

is it gay to get these weird flutters when i look or think about some guys? i mean its not erections or anything

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I think i need someone to tell me how to dress, i just wear a black sweater and this pants with bleach stains on them.

>>5243733
maybe
only way to know for sure is go experiment a bit
don't be freaked out. just go with it

>>5243715
sounds like fun
I'm really not looking forward to school in 5 hours
gonna take so much caffeine
gonna get #waaasted on that shit

>>5243735
But you are gay.
I though this shit came naturally to you people.

>>5243726
kk freddie ^-^
then stop trying to talk to me

>>5243739
i mean i think i do want to do innocent stuff like cuddling and kissing but i dont think id want to have sex with a guy
sounds more of an emotional thing than a gay one right?

>>5243745
dont tell me what to do u nigger jew loving bobo
give me ur phone number

>>5243749
maybe
but idk man i used to be straight as fuck
was not attracted to guys at all
but hey, now look at me.

my advice is just go with it
there's a wide verity of different gay stuff you probably don't know about yet
go see if you like it. there's nothing to lose.

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>>5243755

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>>5243755

god youre pathetic

lol

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>>5243758
>but idk man i used to be straight as fuck
>was not attracted to guys at all
>but hey, now look at me.
wat? so what exactly happened? what changed your mind?

>>5243764
i just wanted to put u on loudspeaker so my mum would get pissed off that i hang out with chavs

>>5243765
lol ur never gonna be hot like that
stupid fat cunt

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>>5243742
Typically i get by on my devil may care attitude and gumption, the gay never factors in.

>>5243770
well i had a lot of spare time to myself
so i guess i just had time to actually think about what i liked.
started with furry porn actually. started being into that. then i started being into furry girls with dicks. then feminine furry guys. then i started crossdressing n shit and loved it

now im a fucking huge faggot

>tfw closet trans

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>>5243771

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

SUCK IT

>>5243771
looooool
how am i a chav
just bc i dont talk like im in made in chelsea

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>>5243785
Stop being such a neckbeard.

>>5243772
Good for you. Just so you know, reading comics (or watching cartoons) is very unfashionable.

>>5243782
nigga are u stupid
ur the only one basic enough to think i was being serious
jesus go to school u dumb motherfucker
ur fat
u cant be fat AND stupid

>>5243785
gtfo tranny

>>5243788
do i talk like im in made in chelsea tho
the fuck watyches made in chelsea
ur legit a woman
just get a scissors and cut off ur cock and balls
then i might fuck u
skinny girls are hot

So what type of men is fredde into?

>>5243790

damage control 600% and rising, captain

>>5243791
Is he even gay? I always thought it was just a joke.

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>>5243789
>>5243790
im not a neck beard or tranny

>>5243791

literally anyone whos still breathing

hes a lonely guy

>>5243794
Well you are listening to Caravan Palace. Only neckbeards listen to electro swing.

>>5243794

Dont reply to Freddie

>>5243790
>do i talk like im in made in chelsea tho
yea lol

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>>5243791
ones with asses like this

>>5243794
but ur jewish
is the whole of femgen fucking jew
jesus christ

>>5243800
no i dont
i have a public school accent
im not a fucking sloanie
i dont sound like twats in chelsea
and i live in south ken now not chelsea
so swerve

>>5243802
im catholic...

>>5243806
why are u femgen fucks always on my dick
ur hat is dumb
and what kind of catholic has a jewfro

>>5243816

F A T
A
T

>>5243816
you sound gross...


probably fat slob/10

>>5243816
What a fatso.

legit
my body is better than anyone on 4chan
so whatever
skinnyfat uggos
i run every morning
and i gym every afternoon
check urselves niggas

>>5243825
post abs. sucker for abs

>>5243825

funny because you always said that people who go to the gym are idiots and that you never lift weights

>>5243833
nigga ur a twink
ur a sucker for anyone who doesnt tell u to fuck off for being an annoying little bitch

>>5243837
thats before i started hanging out with hot ppl
and going to the gym
i still dont eat big
stupid shit

>>5243775
wtf man. why is it always gfur? I just don't get it.
>oc, assuming you're not trolling me with the furry meme.

>>5243850
yea im not too sure either
seems to happen a lot

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>>5243848
Ahh please, post pic : D

>>5243848
im taller and bigger than you -_-

>>5243854
no
theres an archive

>>5243855
u might be taller but ur not bigger
and ur pale af
like ur ass goes outside and does exercise

>>5243802
same difference
dont move in those circles freddie..i cant identify the different subgroups of posh twat

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>Two airport workers arrested over Russian plane bombing as Putin offers $50 million to catch terrorists responsible
If you're poor and in Egypt, now is your chance

>>5243860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLdgKIWjtro
im from the south

where do i look for femboys and how do i get closer to them?

>>5243882
Getting to use Putin as my personal sex slave for a couple of hours is a more tempting offer to be honest.

>>5243889
Just don't get caught by Daesh or you'll end up being the sex slave.

>>5243860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBqxnWzDbE0

there is the crown for you. you catholic hating fuck. bow down to the fucking church

>>5243864
i dont hang around with posh people cunt
i have lots of different friends
most of them dont even live where i live anymore
my friends would fuck up ur world
why dont u post more pics of ur arse hole for neckbeards to wank over

>>5243883
wtf]

>>5243892
lmfao i sat here laughing for 2 minutes cos of that random fucking pic
ur so dumb

>>5243898
why are u on my cock so hard

>>5243899
do you want to bottom for me bb?

>>5243901
wtf is with u dumb af twinks pretending u want to be top

>>5243902
youre gross

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>>5242928
>mfw iktf

>>5243904
and yet ur all up on my dick
get a tan and lift a weight nigga

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>>5243892

>>5243913
Where did he get the money for all that stuff? Life insurance?

>>5243911

post a timestamped pic with Unsee dot cc or fuck off

>>5243927
just his monthly tug boat

i took a one hour shower and i still feel like a poof
i hate you faggots so much
youre absolutely toxic

>>5243984
taking an hour long shower is gay
normal men just wash and get out
what were you doing shaving ur ass pussy

>>5243984
>>5243935

>>5243996
seriously? ive been showering long all my life
my dad even said something like "dont shower so long men only shower 15 min max"
holy fucking shit im killing myself

>>5244020
why would you want me to?

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>>5243905
>tfw no Walter Wanderly organ playing bf
http://youtu.be/p6iCODSFGVk

everybody get up it's time to slam now.

>>5244032
u gotta make yourself smell good for them tops
feel good
nice nd soft boy
smooth as a vagina on ur dick
dayum just thinkin about u scrubbin in the shower is getting me horny shiet nigga

>>5244032
What do you even do for an hour in the shower

>>5244132
preening himself
freddies a pretty little bitch
a debonair hoe
gotta look good if he wants to get paid
or get a hit of meth

>>5244127
what the fuck are you on about? i like it because it feels really good
i really really really hope my dad doesnt think im gay
ive never even had a gf or anything so its not like im making it easy for him
fuck fuck fuck

>>5244132
ponder about life while the warm waters warms my body up

>>5244137
im not freddy though and im not gay or a meth addict or anything really

>>5244122
When will you be my arab waifu, heather <3

>>5244122
slam dunk or slam brown
>>5244138
>>5244140
gay

>>5244161
its gay to shower now?

any 27-40yos feel like they got lost somewhere in time and don't fit in anywhere anymore?

I think it's because I can remember a time before the internet and all this lewdness when things were better and done in private. I miss the 90s.

I don't get young 20 year olds anymore...you all seem so deranged.

>>5244166
Nope it's gay to browse a LGBT board whilst proclaiming that you're not

>>5244166
if u have to ask yourself
'am i gay'
or
'am i gay if i take long showers'
then u def not 100% straight family

who else going bald??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCjOyTnrgAk

>>5244178
>>5244181
fine im not 100% straight but im still way more straight than gay so itd be wrong to call me gay
plus everyone has those "am i gay?" thoughts

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>>5244175
There is nothing wrong with being deranged


>>5244188
nope. Nobody has this thoughts only you faggot

>>5244175
judging from what my older friends say
in the 90s ppl just fucked in night clubs
were way more boring and shit these days
cctv everywhere
government spying on u
ppl did way worse shit back then

>>5244137
>>5244127
hahahahaha
i wish everyone on here was like u

>>5244193
hi rabies

>>5244193
no im pretty sure its normal
why else would "the gay phase" be so normal then?
everyone question their sexuality sometime

>>5244193
Hi rabbit

>>5244182
Would that be considered a factor in "gay death"?

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i wish i was alive in the 70s and 80s man
1980s miami
colombian drug cartels
walking around in a crisp white pimp suit
huge fucking mobile phone
gold rolex
carrying my uzi in one hand and a cuban cigar in the other
fuck what a time to be alive
way less fat ppl back then too

>>5244204
and we were still allowed to bash homos
man these are truly the end of days

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>>5244193
Are you an actually rabbi?

>>5244206
thats ok im bi
nobody would need to know i have gay sex

>>5244208
if you got hard from a dude youre a faggot

>>5244207
dayyuuuuuuuuum son
cant even hate on her beaver cheeks when she got those cakes
shieeeeeeet
i would legit
push my face between her cheeks
and lick her asshole
for like 2 hours
afetr she worked out
with no shower
lick down to her pussy
finger bang her asshole
then ass fuck that bitch til she squirted all over the weights
then make her lick it off

>>5244212
first time i successfully fucked a guy was yesterday
he has a perfect ass though
and hes shorter than me
so now i know what kind of guys i can top
im cool with that

>>5244221
youre an unironic niggerfaggot lmao
dont you have any sense of shame?

>>5244212
you just wait when I cheat on you with a woman, hehe

>>5244207
>>5244221
best part is
she looks like my ex haha
half iranian
but she had more tits than ass
i mean she had a nice juicy ass
but she was definitely packing more up top
which is weird
because im an ass man

>>5244204
>>5244206
Also AIDS

>>5244225
what the fuck? why would you cheat on me? no the question is why the fuck would i even get together with you in the first place? do i look like a fucking fruit?

>>5244229
the gay slayer disease
shit wouldve been so cash to live in yo

>>5244221
>>5244226
Freddie please stop making an ass of yourself. You probably watch Gundam and play DnD when not shitposting here.

>>5244229
oh ye
they didnt have aids back then either
see 80s ftw

>>5244234
idk what gundam or dnd is
so plz weeb faggot
get over the fact im not a loser like u
im just mentally ill

>>5244234
im surprised he keeps going with this considering anons already outed him to be a lying nigger

>>5244239
I know you are an insecure young man but this overcompensating of yours has gone too far. There is no need to drown us in stereotypes.

>>5244241
And you take it up the ass yet here you are.

>>5244253
>And you take it up the ass yet here you are.
where else would he be?

>>5244253
r u mad cuz u black and I called yo entire peeps, niggers?

its okay man, im white

>>5244253
i get it
that ur from some shit hole american town
where ppl cant have fun
but in london
it is normal
to party everyday
take drugs all day
and fuck all day
perfectly normal
legit go to london
turn on grindr
and see how fast u get invited to a party with lots of drugs and lots of sex
get over it loser
my life aint as boring as urs

>>5244239
>on 4chan
>trying to act like he isnt a weeb
why you here den

>>5244272
to talk to homos and shitpost about music desu

>>5244271
It's a good thing nobody would go on the internet to tell lies to make their life seem more glamorous.

>>5244272
cos i have to go to the police station for bail on friday
so i am in the countryside so i dont take drugs this week
so i can pass a drug test in case they drug me
duh

>>5244271

>see freddie
>"oh okay ill go do some work and come back when hes gone"
>8 hours later he is still here

wat

>>5244284

post bail notice for proof you lying sack of shit

>>5244285
he pulled an all nighter

>>5244256
I don't know. Is there better-than-you gay general?

>>5244271
I am not American freedie. I am something far, far worse.

>>5244266
I remain skeptical.

>>5244295
>I am not American freedie. I am something far, far worse.
african? arab?

>>5244297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

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>>5244291
i dont lie on here
said this so many times
i legit
just have an exciting life
get over it fat neckbeards
i come here because im fucked in the head
and i guess on some level u losers make me feel better about myself
like at least im not u

>>5244311
you live in britland?

>>5244311
Oh freedie what did you do? Where you brandishing chopsticks at an immigrant?

>>5244308
russian girls are super cute senpai

>>5244284
>>5244311
>getting arrested
calling me a chav s m h
what did u even do that was bad enough to be put in jail
i have friends who have been caught selling class as multiple times and never even been charged w/ anything worse than a caution

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>>5244318
Don't I know it.

>>5244316
ive posted about 6000 vocaroos u basic

>>5244317
drug driving
woulda got away with it if i hadnt fallen asleep behind the wheel when i was almost home
and written the car off
for the second time

>>5244330
read >>5244332

>>5244332
Damn freddie you a gangsta.

>>5244331
then whats the matter dude? go out and get yourself a commie gf
russias an alright country

>>5244332
yeah but youre black
you dont sound black

>>5244338
(y) my nigga
pigs gotta try u know

>>5244339
yes i do sound black
fuck u cracka bitch
hatin cuz u got a tiny lil white boy peter

>>5244339
Everything is OK. Can't I come and shitpost on 4chan?

>>5244332
youve in brixton 2nite fred, yer?

>>5244345
nah you sound british

>>5244346
but you said you lived in a far worse place?

>>5244349
Not far worse place, far worse nationality. Being a savage Slav and all.

>>5244347
nah g
in the countryside init
niggas gotta keep his head low
feel me senpai
once i sign the bail form ima be right back in london g
smokin some strong shit

>>5244349
there are blacks in britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA

>>5244353
hey dont worry about that

>>5244354
you sounded like a white brit desu

>>5244354
>there are blacks in britain
I think I caught a few of them when I was watching Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

>>5244359
Most of them are actually quite nice to tell you the truth. I lived in Kennington for a year, met a lot of black english outside lambeth county court. Most wanted to bum a ciggie or help with their papers, some just wanted to talk or show me a good time.

>>5244194
your older friends are exaggerating

>ppl did way worse shit back than

Such as? We had no grindr/cuddlr/a4a/craigslist/etc. and most didn't webcam or skype with one another due to how slow the connection was. We didn't have cellphones that took selfies either.

We had to meet face 2 face and get to know one another.

>>5244332
first time offence and ur on bail hahaha
must of been highly inebriated.
only ever been arrested once. i was in a house that was getting raided and they found .5 of weed on me. put in cuffs and thrown in the back of a police van at the age of fifteen..over half a gram of weed. absolute joke.

new thread:
>>5244387
>>5244387
>>5244387

>>5244380
>We had to meet face 2 face and get to know one another.
The horror.

>>5244380
if that retard wants to dream about going back let him

>>5242912
use dove sensitive soap and moisturize with shea butter lotion daily. or if you really wanna spend, get validerm