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Tales of Troy >>5229903
first for
>tfw no bf
I'm at 23 body fat yet I have visible ribs most of times
>>5230823
post feet
>>5230826
Sorry, they are white, I'm mestizo
>>5230791
Man, all this post... it made me laugh way more than it should.
>>5230823
looking good man.
>>5230806
I want to KILL Circe.
>>5230813
>tfw no red sock bf
All isles are belonging to skellyman kind.
>>5230837
>Your boyfriend will never wear red socks while you play with his red sock
>>5230806
First for no friends
Pic related mfw
>>5229966
>5652&hitler
As the top in our hypothetical relationship, my name would obviously go first
>>5230847
Hi no friends, im friend.
>>5230832
Post your belly
>>5230847
Cheshire Cat pls
>>5230847
did it really need to be said? i mean, its a saturday night and we're on 4chan
>>5230847
>darkies overwhelming in /gaygen/
Holy shit
I just ate dinner tho.
Aw hell its okay I'm bulking.
>>5230837
I prefer my bf to have a pink sock :]
>>5230858
My belly is gone tho q-q
>>5230871
Holy fuck who is that.
>>5230867
How long are you bulking for?
This is maki new trip
>>5230871
I'd love to be your top bf and then softly sodomize you and groom you subtly into the fetish of CUT THAT NIPPLE HAIR
>>5230880
Until spring probably.
I dunno I put on way more lean muscle mass than should theoretically be possible in the last few months. We'll see. If that happens again I may start my cut in the middle of winter.
>>5230880
>"DEITY"
>>5230884
Are you OK? That doesn't look healthy at all.
>>5230858
She was much sexier when she had little more weight. Now she has no ass
>>5230897
Disgusting.
She looks better skinny, all women do.
i feel like im progressively getting gayer just because i know id do fucking awful in the gay community
maybe im a maso c*ck in denial?
>>5230823
Go to the gym and you'll be hawt
>>5230902
First few months I literally just did whatever came to mind focusing on upper or lower body 3x a week, since it was babby gains time I wasn't super concerned with routine. Then some basic 5x5 stuff, and now I'm mixing in cheating on curls and slowing down reps significantly (5 secs up, 5 secs down) and that is causing a big rise in soreness and strength gains.
>>5230906
Please go drink a chocolate milkshake.
>>5230906
Don't listen to the haters, Anon. You look cute.
#Solidarity
I ate.. too much raisin bran.
Deadlifting, like.. chafes? Inside? Somewhere?
And I'm so blooaated, uugghh
Why did I do this to myself
>>5230933
rawrrr skinny boys
Chest incoming
>>5230919
Doing declines and slow rise and gain is extremely good. That's pretty much what I have been doing. I've been focusing on cardio and stretching more. I suck at cardio I just run around for ten minutes but its so relaxing and hitting the punching bag.
Good luck man I know you can do it
>>5230926
Thanks for the concern haha. I have to take in alot of calories a day just to gain weight now.
>>5230932
Dont worry im on my way to having a healthy life style. Have been gaining weight and I should get my ass back soon!
>>5230933
Haha all my friends used to look like that now there ripped. I just had a bad misfortune of losing it. Cant wait to get back in the gym c:
how does this make you feel?
>>5230935
Because you have serious, irreversible mental issues. It's sad 2bh.
>>5230956
Thirsty.
>>5230956
Like I wasted my precious seconds watching that.
>>5230956
Intriguing.
>>5230956
>>5230961
what a bad pet owner
>>5230948
post bp makitty
who else /drunk/
>>5230963
this tbqhfam
>>5230978
>I'm sad about myself now
Good, I'm glad.
>>5230974
Getting there. Another whisky sour oughta do it.
>>5230935
Gotta fart tbqh
>>5230971
shut up horror
>>5230935
Lay down sideways for awhile. Should make you feel better quicker.
would you a felix /gg/?
>>5230974
>saturday night
>gaypositng on 4chan
>drunk
>alone
thats me
>>5231001
>Soooo mean
Whatcha gonna do about it, cutie?
Gonna fight me with that (2^2)/(487^0) inch penis of yours?
>>5231013
Yes, and I want that annoying gf of his to watch.
>>5231013
I'd fuck him with an unlubed machete :^)
>>5231013
no but id his gf
>>5231019
>hot.
Thanks man <3
>>5231020
(uckolding a woman by topping for her straight 10/10 boyfriend makes me mentally cum
>>5230974
Getting there.
>>5230933
>that skinny
Only one kind of purging is acceptable, and it isn't the kind you do.
>>5231001
but i didn't see it so...
>>5230974
Who else /cleanandsober/?
>>5231044
Don't remind me.
>>5231044
>gays
>clean and sober
i won't give you shi tho because you used to do drugs iirc so it's cool that you're sober
>>5231058
Yeah at my worst I was almost 100lbs lighter than I am now. I looked really unhealthy and awful.
>>5231045
Yeah, but I don't know wtf Maki looks like.
Describe yaself.
>>5231034
Me too. I wanna make Pewds pregnant and have his gf babysit, while we fuck and play video games.
>>5231044
Nope. Still haven't cleaned all the bottles of my desk from last night. Sure feels good to have some self control when it comes to drugs and alcohol, and not be a massive boy molesting fruit.
>>5231045
Of course I'm being nice to Mexicunt, all for you, cutie.
Your trip suits you. Very grand, almost as if you're overcompensating for something ;]
>>5231065
Fluffy, short, cute, a little muscle, but still some pudge, and a 4 inch (non-functional) dick.
Cutest guy on gg tbvh.
fuck you guys im going straight again
i aint about this memelife
>>5230739
Well, hopefully. I've never done anything like this before but there can't be too much to it honestly. Guess I just have to go with the flow or some shit.
>>5231079
You're my favorite even though youre a complete fag. My cocks extremely functional just ask my gf tbqh. You know damn well I know how to work my cock gayboy. I have muscles more than little they are just covered up by pudge now.
I want to beat you up
>>5231041
I got memed on pretty hard so im good lol on showing you...
>>5231081
>"Anon why don't you have a gf?"
>repeat ad nauseam
>finally cave and tell mom I'm gay
>"Oh"
>Month later
>"Anon why don't you have a bf?'
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5231110
dont count on it i wasnt even gay or bi to begin with
>>5231115
No excuses haha!
>>5231079
>Fluffy, short, cute, a little muscle, but still some pudge, and a 4 inch (non-functional) dick.
>Cutest guy on gg tbvh.
How'd it break?
>>5231115
>she's right you know.jpg
>>5231115
So why don't you have a bf?
>>5231150
because guys are disgusting?
>>5231124
He's just saying because it's so small
I really can't fucking stand college anymore
I took a 1-year-break, became a NEET and almost went insane. Now I'm back and it's only been a few months and just thinking about going to class makes me nauseated.
I hate my life.
>>5231157
We're not too disgusting.
lmao. senpai and his future husbando: >>5226433
>>5231211
oooooh~
>>5231157
So you only like trannies ?
Who are the cutest boys here?
>>5231195
Same here, senpai.
I really only went to uni to maybe meet some people my own age, and find a bf. Too bad that isn't happening, I might as well go back to my old full time job.
>>5231228
Oh.
It's me all the way.
>>5231236
post pic pls
>>5231228
Im kinda cute c:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dPgoxyQi04
Sometimes I find the best /gaygen/ header pics but can't use them b/c NSFW.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/89d1e67324708b029721da1aed16032d/tumblr_nw1w3oj6gl1ud3ma5o1_500.jpg
>>5231249
That actually is perfect holy crap
I wish I was a magical boy fighting for truth, love and justice.
I wish I had a massive transforming battle axe of fashion.
Or a macuahuitl.
>>5231249
I fucking love that picture.
link to blog?
>>5231249
>Imagining one of them just pulling away suddenly
finally got gun license in the mail
deadb4xmas
>>5231249
>that
>best anything
>>5231263
>and the other one cumming because of it
And then they kiss.
>>5231274
This is why I can't stand trannies.
You're disgusting, Circe. A complete basket-case too, a madman, a loony, completely batty 3bh.
>>5231237
Aye.
>>5231249
:D that's so adorable
>>5231285
Rest assured, my batshittery comes from my time with the art community.
We'll all verifiable in one way or another.
So I like it when my partners tie me up and whip and cut me
Whatever.
There's weirder kinks.
>>5231285
I want to cum in your mouth and watch your face when you swallow it
>tfw no bf
>>5231304
As if you could even produce enough semen for me to swallow, Maqui. It would just be diluted with my saliva before I could even make a swallowing action.
Dnt worry, I find your almost-dry orgasms to be super fucking cute. I really want you to hit me rn tbqh.
>>5231296
Fucking mental, a complete screwball if I do say so myself.
I wouldn't mind tying up, whipping and cutting maki though.
>>5230871
are you an FtM?
>>5231315
Its okay anon same here.
>>5231315
thank the fuck christ
>>5231315
iktfb
>>5231317
Could we spitroast him as well?
Sup thots, what y'all listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9afJSKCOQQ
>tfw its been five years today when you signed up to last.fm
>only have 80k scrobbles
Pleb status for real tho tbqh creampies.
>>5231317
I want to fuck you and hit the back of your neck so your asshole tightens up on my cock and you make a squeeling bitch noise.
Don't even think for once that you're cutting or whipping me. If anything id do it to you since you're such a bitch. But I would rather choke you
>>5231326
>the fuck christ
the gay man's deity
>>5231319
haha no I just have a very shapely body I guess.
>>5230963
SP you need to stop with these pics you are going to turn me into a furry. I hate furry's.
>>5231150
because my last one was pretty awful to me and left me with low self esteem so now I refuse to believe I'm attractive to anyone until gain some muscle
>tfw qt boy who sits behind me could be gay
>he has a lisp and looks fairly effeminate
>is very close friends with a girl in the class.
>he makes cute moaning/whimpering noises when he stretches
>he keeps accidentally touching my back
>he puts his legs under my chair
>he's kinda mean and way out of my league.
Unnnff I wanna fuck him :(
>>5231351
sounds pretty cute anon.
>>5231289
>>5231351
stop posting this
he's probably straight
>>5231345
It's okay to just like the pics. Have no worries.
>>5231332
Bleh
>>5231350
Aww that's shitty. You really shouldn't let him bring you down. You'll find the right guy eventually, so don't worry about it.
>>5231332
why are homos so nasty
>>5231336
You can choke me, yeah? I wanna get all dizzy, yeah?
I will tie you up eventually though. Probably store you in an abandoned warehouse somewhere and keep you as a little pet, I will. I can't wait to domesticate my own little Myakki and take him for walks in the dog park. "No, bad Myakki!" I will scold you as you try to hump anything that moves. I'm starting to feel real cute just thinking about it tbqvfbh.
>>5231365
lolwut?
>>5231368
Im going to get kidnapped...
Don't hurt me senpai...
Not that you could because you're a pussy and the only thing you can capture is my cumshot.
Just let me put a little leash on you like a little dog since you yap like a fucking chihuahaha anyway
All you do is yap yap yap
Sad tbqh
tfw no bf who will chill on the sofa watching the game while I work in the kitchen making snacks for him and his buddies.
tfw no bf whose idea of showing affection is to slap my ass every chance he gets and make an inapropiate comment about it
tfw no bf who comes back stressed from work and asks me to give him a massage which always ends in him relieving his tension with my man cunt
tfw i will never be the wife of a somewhat emotionally distant and sexist man
>>5231390
i'm a gay latino from /mu/
>>5231393
>snacks and ass
Oh fuck <3
>>5231393
tfw no loving, sensitive straight bf
>>5231356
Nope.
>>5231398
OK. :)
>>5231390
no i'm a deeply flawed unhappy man who is not going to live out the year
>>5231418
fine then...
>>5231387
Are you getting cheeky with me, pup? Gonna make you sleep in outside tonight, I am. Wonder how small your microdickie will shrink out there in the cold lmao. Bet it will shrivel up inside that cute, chubby belly of yours. I really wanna rub your belly and fuzzy titties tbqh. Wonder if I can coax a bit of maki milk out of them 5bh, yeah?
>>5231389
Asphyxiate yourself, you fucking pervert.
I don't wanna be gay anymore
who else
>wishes they were straight
feels bad man, why did I have to be gay
>>5231443
Why can't I be normal
Why do I have to be grouped in with these perverts
>>5231443
every day.
i wish i was in a loving relationship with someone who paid all my bills and had no interests outside of me :(
>>5231449
If I take testosterone pills will I be a normal guy?
>>5231461
Way more gay freaks like you, you genderfucked abomination
>>5231463
That's a bit narcissistic
>>5231463
i wish i were dead
>>5231461
>I get my mister to do that for me.
I kind of want to kek you with your "mister."
Too bad he looks positively [++POZ++] desu. I'm squeaky clean, and would like to stay that way.
>>5231495
Its okay buddy <3
>>5231480
I just said 'fine then'
I didn't imply anything, I swear
>>5231431
Stop being a memer and saying 3bh 5bh its embarrassing to the 4chan.com community tbqh.
They don't call my tits muscle milk for nothing :^θ
Honestly you're not allowed to touch DEITY tonight since you're so rude and trying to humiliate DEITY when DEITY is your DEITY.
Now worship DEITYs cock.
But really your lips look so perfect for cock sucking. I bet you could make me cum so well.
>>5231389
Same
Im masturbating
>tfw 21 and straight guy fetish hasn't disappeared
how do i talk myself out of this
it's so pathetic but i just can't get rid of it
>>5231514
>straight guy fetish
find a gay fuck buddy that will role play with you?
>>5231514
It's just a fetish, man.
If it is just a fetish.
Find a cute boy who'll kiss you just as much as you want to kiss him.
And hold his hand. <3
>>5231526
>tfw you don't have this
>>5231495
just a keep a pretty smile on your face and you'll get some sugar daddy lovin' in no time.
Told parents that I am gay, they still think I will turn out straight. Don't even want to find a bf because I don't want to upset them.
WHYYYYYYYY?
>>5231508
Can't tell me what to do, Marquis 6bh. I really wanna embarrass you in front of the 4chan.co.uk community desu. Bet they'd get a right laugh out of your silly coq (6/3 +2).5 be honest.
Bet your maki milk has lots'a high quality protein, I need some of that in my life, yeah?
What happened to your trip, DIETY? Couldn't keep up the charade lmao?
>But really your lips look so perfect for cock sucking. I bet you could make me cum so well
I agree.
>>5231548
Shoop a pretty wig on horror-kyun. He needs to overcome that hairline.
>>5231565
Im not even going to role play as a response. You went full blown autistic on this response.
I'm craving chocolate all of a sudden. Who else is snacking atm?
>>5231583
Sorry, I have trouble stopping once I get going. My mind goes all fuzzy when I talk to you, Myakki.
>>5231591
I am. Enjoying some brittle, its the bomb.
>>5231591
im eating sandwiches
>>5231599
I like that you're posting big tit women. Its like you know me..
What would you really like to do with me now that you're calm and nice...
is there anything more repulsive than women giving blowjobs? they cant do it, they don't look like they're enjoying it at all and their mouths are disgusting
>>5231624
Sounds pretty good make me one nigga.
>>5231630
Some girls really enjoy sucking dick. But most in porn only do it for the money
>>5231623
>What would you really like to do with me now that you're calm and nice
M-maybe some light spanking. A bit of edging, maybe a couple of potatoes up the ass once you get warmed up.
Very light sesh for us desu.
Of course, we could always just cuddle, play weeb games and watch hentai while your gf prepares us a nice meal. I really want to fall asleep in your arms rn tbqh.
tfw no executive daddy to call you a princess and take care of you
>>5231645
Naw id rather fuck you in your little tight ass while my gf watches and you tell her how much of a failure she is as a woman for turning a real man like me gay.
When she makes us food spit in itc and when I cum ill cum on the food and watch her eat it and we can pat her head
Nothing up my butt ever
>>5231660
Do you have more of that girls ass in the back?
>>5231673
wow
youre a good observer :)
but lets focus on what matters
>>5231660
His bulge isn't even that big, his pants just look overly tight.
>>5231684
Well I am a straight male...
>tfw I'll never be straight
>>5231716
come here
its okay <3 we can be happy together
>>5231693
Maki, pls. It's getting a little bit sad.
>>5231716
but you can always end it all
at least that's what i'm banking on
>>5231732
Anon, that pic hurts my soul. Why must you do this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cIGNK0iNx4
:)
I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUCKKKKK I'M GAY I'M GGAHEEEHHHYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY AYYYYYYYY AYAY AY A YYYY GAY GAUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'M GAY
>>5231770
Thats nice c:
>>5231747
I'm going to relax and play videogames
Have a great night babe
I spend too much time on a gay board when im straight
>>5231777
Okay, I'll be over in a minute for cuddles.
>>5231770
That's kinda weird, dude. I feel a bit uncomfortable around you.
>tfw no tall bf
Dead thread.
>>5230853
>size 7 feet
>5"8
>100lbs
senpai u aint no top
do any of you think, outside the idea of homosexuality being pathologized, that if possible, in the interest of aiding someone who is severely distressed by his or her sexuality, a "cure" or treatment of sorts for same-sex attraction should be developed for purely elective use? i'm curious as to if the moral side of the argument against "treatment" for homosexuality would see the issue differently if those pursuant of a "cure" would psychologically benefit from one.
https://youtu.be/eZTO1TAMa5o
https://youtu.be/HyCKi48Q3tM
https://youtu.be/1aydqKgov-4
It's time to get over yourself and make God your #1.
>>5231819
>Tfw no animu bf
there is nothing wrong with teen boys having sex with men.
>>5231994
But I AM God, anon.
>>5232002
wish that was true but it isnt
>>5231962
I find it hard to see why someone would have an issue with their sexuality in this light without it being a product of social circumstance.
>>5232100
perhaps similarly to the way that some feel uncomfortable with their gender identity, they may feel they have the wrong sexual orientation. where there is treatment, e.g. hormone therapy, reassignment surgery, for the former, even the discussion of the possibility of developing treatment for the latter has become taboo.
>>5232139
then maybe they should stop being little pansy boys and suck some cock
If you had a 10/10 bi bf, would you be willing to participate in a threesome with a girl?
>>5232143
This place is dead without the erping
>>5232144
Probably. Women don't gross me out, I just don't feel any sexual attraction to them.
I would love to kek a 10/10 bi boy's gf though.
>>5232144
No. For me 10/10 includes not wanting to sleep with other people.
>>5232144
no to both of those circumstances
>>5232188
Are you the type of person who answers a "would you rather" question with "neither"?
>>5232196
Better than being an internet hypothetical-Fascist.
>>5232211
>internet hypothetical-Fascist
Uh, huh.
>>5232093
it's ok as long as the boy gives consent.
>>5232221
>consent
>tfw found my love of lifting again
>going to fix all the mistakes I made with my first bulk
>will always have a four inch penis but lovr cardio and stretching and lifting
Just need to learn to love practicing hitting the bag
>>5232220
I may have meant 'internet hypothetical'-Fascist. As in, you're a neurotic details-Nazi.
>>5232230
You seem quite aggressive, Anon.
Which trip would you rape?
>>5232221
its ok as long as its legal and no-one finds out
>>5232235
Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.
>>5232244
Does this mean that Anon has cancer? Jeez, no wonder he's so moody.
>>5232227
You can practice on me, senpai.
>>5232246
I want to practice a bunch of things on you.
What are you up to?
Im going to be bulking again you're probably going to hate me now that im going to be fat
>>5232239
a lot of things are illegal, but not morally wrong.
as long as the boy is a teen, and he gives consent, it's ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUxEvK3Clwk
>>5232270
if you do not follow the age of consent you are acting in self-interest and potentially valuing a human beings well-being less than your sexual fulfillment.
imo an age of consent is a legal necessity and not following that particular law is immoral.
>>5232266
I wanna see you get big and strong. I wanna feed you some of my delicious protein shake and give you a slap on the bum when you come home from the gym.
>What are you up to
Cleaning my room.
>>5232292
I wish you were laying with me right now tbqh...
>tfw no dom top cat boyfriendo
>>5232295
Me too tbvh.
I'm really bored and lonely atm, I want a cute Maki bf to tease and keep me company.
>>5232308
I just want to blow you and swallow your cum tbqh than you fall asleep while I play with your nipples...
can anyone recommend some animes w/ qt boy that i can fap to
like boku no pico except less paedo
>>5232318
Haikyuu, Ookiku, Diamond no Ace, Free
just google sports anime, they have all kinds of homo pandering
>>5232314
dude, text him or something. nobody here is interested in what should be a private conversation.
>>5232318
check out Enzai, it has canon gay sex
>>5232329
This thread is dead
There's literally nobody but us posting
>>5232329
so much this
>>5232328
dude i need something i can fap to
not sports animes w/ homoerotic subtext
need a fem uke getting his anus ravaged
>>5232314
Sounds nice. I really want that too.
You're making me feel all fuzzy inside, Maki. My dick's making some gains tbvh.
>>5232328
>>5232346
Koisuru Boukun is probably the only yaoi anime I've fapped to, but it's just a couple of OVAs as far as I know.
>>5232360
>yeah that looks shitty
Kek, you must have shit taste.
Good luck finding any decent yaoi series that's actually fappable.
Literal faggots
>tfw no shizo bf
>you will never go to sleep alone in your own apartment and wake up with him staring at you holding him in your arms
i dont really get the top/bottom thing
in a gay relationship id prob be a bottom but im not attracted to manly muscular guys
if anything id want another bottom
i guess im not even slightly gay
thats kind of a good thing i guess
>>5232383
nice blog where do i subscribble?
>>5232373
both characters are weird looking af
like you and maki i guess
>>5232390
Were beautiful anon.
>>5232394
lmfao
>>5232390
>Average anime guys
>Weird looking af
Good luck finding yaoi anime of super high quality, retard.
You're obviously just nitpicking because you're jealous of what me and Maki have going on.
It's okay though. I understand, Anon.
>tfw no crazy bf who is literally crazy for you
>you will never go to sleep in your bed and wake up with him driving the car going for a surprise date
>you wlll never freak out about being tied up, only for him to calmly explain to you that he just did it so you wouldn't get thrown around in the car and bump your head on the window while you're sleeping
why live, breeeehs?
>>5232406
lol nigga hurt baka
>>5232412
Resorting to blackposting, huh?
Pretty sad tbqfh. Really really sad desu.
I hope you find happiness one day too.
>tfw no fascist, racist, white supermacist bf who is a self-hating gay
>>5232423
youre sick
>>5232426
okay, you're right. We shouldn't fetishize self-hate.
>>5232418
post yfw when you and maki never meet because hes a fat ass beta bitch that stays in his room and eats family sized kfc chicken buckets in his room by him self non-stop everyday
>>5232437
Just got my doctorate in shitposting, when do I start?
>>5232433
hey if youre into self-hate ive got plenty of it right here
>>5232437
>eats family sized kfc chicken buckets in his room by him self non-stop everyday
The dream
>>5232440
5 years experience minimum, bub.
>>5232441
But are you on the alt-right?
>>5232443
Fuck
>>5232439
yeah except you are ugly and dont look like that
L O L L L L L L L
>tfw no bf to talk about the might and magic series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSoPiffmSYU
>>5232437
Lel im dying
>>5232444
well i hate homos and arabs but probably not
>>5232446
>>5232437
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5232453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E
>>5232439
Well im going to bed sweety
Have a great night.
I thought about masturbating just now...
>>5232462
I meant thought about you while masturbating just now
>>5232462
I'll join you in a minute, qt.
Just doing the dishes rn.
Ignore the darkies making a ruckus outside, I'll keep you safe.
does anyone know the name of that song about vaginal / rectal prolapse? I feel like part of the chorus was "walls drop out" but that gave me nothing in a search
>>5232468
ask you dad, he would know about that
http://www.newnownext.com/plus-size-male-model-zach-miko-i-like-being-the-big-guy/11/2015/
>>5232468
>https://vimeo.com/77882662
have fun
>>5232474
thanks
>>5232471
you think he is hiding a double chin with that beard?
>>5232471
Men are becoming so feminized that they need plus sized models to give them a confidence boost?
kek, the comment section literally looks like a Jezebel article about female plus sized models.
Male models aren't even always thin, they're given much more freedom with sample sizing compared to the female models.
Also
>NewNowNext
Another day of living
>>5232511
>>5232511
alone without a bf
>>5232511
>wake up
>no hungover
>mfw
>Just watched Amy's Baking Company on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
Hooooooly fuck, if you have 40 minutes and don't mind a stressful chuckle..
any qt twinky boys online
post nood
>>5232485
>comment section
>bunch of obese guys complaining about the model not really being plus size
>"clothes designers shame us!"
>"Try finding size 40 pants!"
>"I don't feel repressented!"
>>5232547
don't listen to the chatter of underclass scum plebs
>>5232542
i like ramsey. hes a nice guy, they just edit him to seem mean on US tv.
the british episodes are much better than the overedited hyper american ones
>>5232546
hello
>>5232547
I can't wait for the male equivalent of those Dove soap commercials with the fat chicks.
They guy's cute, sure, but he's just a catalog model for a discount department store. Not really a huge "win" for the fatties.
>>5232558
argh ew nasty ffs this better not be scarf and shoes anon
>>5232562
He looks blond, Scarfie is mostly hairless and now blond.
It's probably not someone here anyway.
>>5232565
>now
*Not
tfw no katanafag fedora bf
>>5232571
he clearly has a small dick
>>5232578
Cute, Anon. He has a cute dick!
>>5232578
>not liking small dicks
>>5232578
I am a top, so if anything that's a plus.
So how'd that whole Maki-getting-abducted-and-walked-around-on-a-leash thing go?
>>5232581
>not teasing a monster dicked bottom about how useless his size is
feel when no cute girlboy pushing to turn you gay
>>5232588
This is the dream
>>5232625
Oh, I wish you were a bottom, potatoanon.
>>5232631
I'm vers
>>5232640
which would mean bottom if we are together :^)
>>5232650
Fair point I guess
Should I know you anon
>>5232652
Not really, I always called you potato though and deleted the pic I uploaded of you a few days ago.
>>5232656
Ohh your that guy
Are you a qt3.14?
I don't think I've ever seen pics of you Tbh
>>5232662
>Are you a qt3.14?
I think we are both on the same level, maybe I have a slight advantage.
>I don't think I've ever seen pics of you Tbh
I posted my chest here once. Also a short pic of where I looked like a spoopy skeleton, I hope nobody saved that.
>>5232668
You were a pretty spoopy skeleton
>>5232669
thanks potato-anon
Apparently people also told me I have a cute and adorable voice, although I don't see that.
>>5232677
You can't say You have a cute voice and not post a Vocaroo
>>5232677
Do it! Let's hear your vocaroo
>>5232558
p hot
>tfw unfriendly, monotonous voice
>>5232711
>tfw unfriendly, monotonous person
holy shit I have like 80 eyelashes in my eyes
Help, I can't see
>>5232707
Adorable
>>5232713
>Do speech
>That's great, Anon, but you need to be more
>Expressive
:^)
:^)
:^)
>95%
>>5232729
>everyone seems get along with me
>have no friends
What's wrong with me?!
>>5232713
All sharks want is hugs.
>>5232735
Literally me. Why the fuck can't I form platonic relationships?
>>5232740
>Crying
>I can't do it anymore
:^(
>>5232740
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12nMrv2a7sH
You sound obese.
>>5232749
>Crying
>I can't do it anymore
:^(
I wish I could do a perfect Father Karras impersonation. That is the only thing I want, but I never get it quite right.
(He is treated as very charismatic cult-leader even though he sounds like a mumbling nerd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M42XTWcjQ0
>>5232756
What? w-why?
I am not.
>>5232485
>comment section
>reading it
You fucked up, son.
>>5232782
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bohy5fGLVv
For a second I though that was some weird pronunciation of bath.
Also you really didn't show us much of your australian accent.
>>5232782
g'day m8, where's the beear?
>>5232788
I work with my dad in construction
Still go to school though because its a shite job
>>5232823
>that vocaroo
holy fuck I lol'd, 10/10 would never stop laughing at you just talking.
>>5232823
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0InNTRMhAyT
>Love you, Mexicute!
Truly the Australians are the kings of funposting and banter.
bought qt gloves :3
>>5232838
>not so subtly showing off dat qt bicep
unf lets go lifting
>>5232827
>>5232842
Are you trying to bully me, Mexicunt? I'll fuck you up, I'm pretty damn scrappy. I have qt biceps too, you know..somewhere.
>>5232838
Cute. I want to unironically buy fingerless gloves that I can wear when cuteposting.
>>5232856
spoopy
>>5232856
is that you, Hitler?
>>5232866
nah thats zombii
>>5232856
Nice arm
>>5232869
oh right, that was the one with the cute philtrum, right?
>>5232856
We should also go lifting.
Then maybe wrestle.
>>5232883
whats your bench at, Mexi?
no estatting pls
>>5232890
I never estat. I'm weak AF, no posting here because even nice people would bully.
>>5232894
I squat 500kg and deadlift 800kg.
>>5232906
>not even lmao15pl8 squat yet
PFFFFFFFT
>>5232869
I'm not Zombii REEEEEEE
I really need to shave my chin pubes off.
>>5232859
The spoopiest Anon on gg. Except for maybe that guy who I think posted yesterday with the weirdly small waist and large hips. That was spoopy as fugg, dude.
>>5232883
Nah, I'll just do some cardio on your dick.
But not really, you legitimately frighten me. I want to start lifting so I can defend myself from you.
>>5232913
now THOSE are dicksuckin lips
cmere bb xoxo
>>5232913
>The spoopiest Anon on gg. Except for maybe that guy who I think posted yesterday with the weirdly small waist and large hips. That was spoopy as fugg, dude.
FUCK I MISSED THAT!
JAFFA KRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5232913
>those lips
Hnnnng
>>5232913
>guy who I think posted yesterday with the weirdly small waist and large hips
l i n k
>>5232913
>DEM LIPS
Jesus fuck and you have an aussie accent? Lets be friends forever.
Quick question how dafuq does an internet mexican frighten you?
>tfw Troop posted in the thread
he told me he didnt like the threads
>>5232913
Nice lips and nice shirt
I think it suits you
>>5231393
Rest assured, if I were there this guy would not get to finish the dishes.
Well, maybe after.