What are you homos drinking tonight? Egg nog and vodka for me

im drinking a mai tai

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>>5230148
This with a few rum and pepsis.

Very gay. I approve.

>>5230162
Good good. This information is valuable

>>5230162
You from Texas?

>>5230189
Indeed I am, south texas to be precise

>>5230210
Whats it like being lgbt there?

>>5230210
The beer was a dead giveaway

>>5230216
Sucks but hey atleast it's cheep to live here, Mexicans arnt so bad once they let you beat you up a few times - then they invite you too bbq's
>>5230219
Of course - but hey it's better then drinking bud light.

>>5230236
You are correct

My fucking dog keeps trying to get at the egg nog

Nearly out of vodka. This blows

>mfw my m8s just left after we played fifa
>mfw one of them sits in front of me on a chair, giving me his back
>he starts playing while leaning forward, his pants outlining his ass shape
>"dude wtf, it's the third time you lose the ball"
sorry guys

>>5230262
Wut

>>5230236
Did you use to talk to a guy from PA?

>>5230278
Nope sorry

>>5230367
Been looking for someone I use to talk to from here from texas

>>5230148
why aren't you drinking raw vodka?

Strong tea. I want to stay awake.

>>5230148
blood and semen

>>5230148
Diet code red 'cause I'm fat.

>>5231128
>cause I'm fat.
How fat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

>>5230790
That would make me vomit

>>5231922
seriously? It's all I ever drink at home. maybe you should stop buying $20 mixing vodka and try some good potato vodka, that goes down so easy.

>>5231944
My stomach is a weak piece of shit.

>>5231478
Well, Al DOES have me beat.
DAMN cruel cruel captcha was cupcakes.

Russian Standard with the man who wants me to transition?

>>5230148
my beer turned into a slushy in the fridge
not really upset

Something the gay editor in chief of Food Network magazine recommended: a tequila gimlet. It's low key a super gay drink. It's specific and random enough to be just right for any discerning gay palate.

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>drinking

>>5230148
>buy bourbon for future thanksgiving cooking shit
>I'm not gonna need THAT much bourbon
>just gonna drink a lil
>already half way
>I'll just buy anoother bottle before thanksgiving

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Martinelli's sparkling apple pomegranate cider. I've never had it before. I hope it's good.

Guess my orientation.

>>5236778
Gaaaaaaaaaay

Still on the white wine as we had chicken for dinner. Gonna have another glass.

I'm already drunk too, and I was drunk last night. Is this a drinking problem legbutts, I'm bored all the time and feel like I never have anything else better to do.

>>5236778
Mormon?

>>5240313
I feel the same way, it could turn into a drinking problem probably

>>5236388
I hate when that happens.

>>5240313
Have you tried weed?

>>5236201
is that a fleshlight for you pen dick

>>5240300

Nooooo :p

>>5240332

Not religious. :)

All i wanna do is drink. At least im happy when i drink.