Lesbian General

>>5224321
that's my fetish.

>>5224484
It's mine too now. I guess I rolled a 1.

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In memory of Paris

>>5224321
The phallic character of corn just dawned on me

>>5225757
Viva la France

needs more qt American Indian girls

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>>5226688

>>5224321
Isn't that her sister?

>>5225757
>tfw these two could have been gunned down by Muslim goat fuckers

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In B4 White women dressed as native Americans

>>5228811
ugh here comes Buzz Killington

>>5228640
There's no problem with homo incest, bro.

>>5228811
I didn't realize white people had the power to control cholera and smallpox and weaponized them in ordered to kill all Natives.

And 200 years before the germ theory of medicine too! How revolutionary!

>>5224321

This pic. Every fucking time.

>"lol, the dyke spilled her corn"
>"what the fuck dude"
>"oh I'm sorry...her maize"

>>5229027
>"Out of our regard for them [sc. representatives of the besieging Delawares], we gave them two Blankets and an Handkerchief out of the Small Pox Hospital. I hope it will have the desired effect."
William Trent

>"P.S. You will Do well to try to Inocculate the Indians by means of Blankets, as well as to try Every other method that can serve to Extirpate this Execrable Race. I should be very glad your Scheme for Hunting them Down by Dogs could take Effect"
Jeffrey Amherst

>>5224321
Is this the transbian general? because there's already an active lesgen you fucking retard
>>5219342
>>5219342
>>5219342

>>5229872
you didn't put a link in the last thread.
I'M NOT PSYCHIC!

>>5230273
there was a link actually?

>>5219347

You kinda suck but you lucky I think Pocahontas is qt.

>>5230289
you suppose to wait till the thread is autosageing.

>>5230305
That's true OP was fucking up there too

OP been fucking up. Shit's lame.

lesgen, would you a loli?

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>>5230436
only sasami

http://strawpoll.me/6009148
http://strawpoll.me/6009148
http://strawpoll.me/6009148

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>>5230716
occasionally but only to 2d

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>>5230436
Today I was thinking how cute 8/12yo lolis are when I saw ones at the mall, non-sexually of course. I do have fantasies of doing a 14-17yo girl sometimes, but at that age they are not lolis anymore.

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I'm the only Native American lesbian I know (full blooded). The chicks on the reservation are fat or eventually become fat. All dat fried bread.

>>5231204
Post pics. If you look mongoloid enough I will buy you as my gf.

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>>5231204
bbw is my thing,i don't mind

>>5231239
The animu girl at the right is not even BBW, she's perfectly HEALTHY and would gladly die between her breasts and thighs and belly fat.

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>>5231247
3d equivalent .
chubby/bbw is different than fat/ssbbw

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>>5231258
>3d equivalent .
No, not really. That monstrosity you posted is plain fat and not HEALTHY at all.

There is NEVER, EVER a 3D equivalent of 2D.

>>5231258
This would be kinda hot but I think there's something wrong with her teeth?

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>>5230716
I need there to be at least some breasts and curves.

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so how big is too big for a chubby girl?

>>5233346
That depends entirely on how smooth her features remain.

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>>5232132
What about this? Would you fuck her? She has no breasts but some delicious plump hips and thighs.

>>5234024
I think I'm done for today. This board is cancer.

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>>5233978
At the minimum she would need at least some breast shape, AAAs are ok. Flat chested doesn't work for me even if she has hip curves. To me a flat chested woman would feel like a kid even when I intellectually know she is a full adult. My other requirement of curves is also a psychological requirement. It's maybe more a hip to waist ratio than anything else.

>>5234024
>yellow fever whitey gets asian gf dot jay pee gee

hi lesgen, so, I'm a 25 years old lesbian, who also happens to be a virgin, I want to meet new people but the problem is im still in the closet and I live in a small city. Should I move to a bigger city?

>>5228811
define white, i'm one sixteenth native American

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Fuck man, I just saw a really cute or attractive, I don't know, little girl in the theatre. I'm not sure if I want to adopt her or fuck her. Am I becoming a pedophile non-ironically? She was seriously great and cute as HELL, I think I'm in love, but I'm scared, I only pretend to be a pedo in here but I don't want to be one for real. What do I do? I'm not even a lolicon, how can this be.

Who /tranny/ here?

:^)

>>5237091
Kek, you pedo shit, just kill yourself already. You'll be happier and so will your mom.

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>>5237222
Sadly I don't want to kill myself, I'm not mentally ill enough.

Thinking about it, the little girl looked 13, so I'm not pedo but an hebephile at worst, right?

>>5234500
Deliciosas

>>5237265
13 is pretty pedo. There's basically no puberty happening at all at 13.

>>5237426
>>5237426
>[citation needed]

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty#Variations
> The age at which puberty begins varies between individuals; usually, puberty begins between 10 and 13 years of age.

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>>5237426
>There's basically no puberty happening at all at 13
You've got to be shitting me, I had my first period at 13, 3 months and my breasts began developing at the end of 5th grade, that is 2 years before my period. Not to mention I already saw girls with tits in 3rd grade, which means some girls went started puberty at like, 7 years old.

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(I was a retard and posted in the thread with barely any activity.)

>>5236857
If you look white and society thinks you're white, you're white.

>>5237448
Puberty lasts until you're 25. 2 years to two weeks of puberty is not a significant amount of puberty.

>>5237649
>[citation needed]

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty
>On average, girls begin puberty at ages 10–11; boys at ages 11–12.[1][2] Girls usually complete puberty by ages 15–17,[2][3][4] while boys usually complete puberty by ages 16–17.[2][3][5]

>>5231258
I don't really find her unattractive at all.

>>5237666
Because wikipedia is a great source of biology information. Think about this for half a second, retard. Why doesn't a 19 year old look like a 26 year old? They're both "after puberty." They're both "adults." But the 26 year old has a completely different face structure, a different neurology, a different muscle arrangement and torso width. People even have a second growth spurt in the early 20s -- often. Much after their first one as a young teen.

Puberty happens in two fucking stages. The initial teen puberty, and then the "young adult" puberty before you mature into an actual adult. Just crack open any fucking bio textbook made in the last couple decades. Try googling it. Or you could just look at your own life experiences and stop having your head up your ass.

>>5237790
>[citation needed]

>[1] Kail, RV; Cavanaugh JC (2010). Human Development: A Lifespan View (5th ed.). Cengage Learning. p. 296. ISBN 0495600377. Retrieved September 11, 2014.
>[2] "For girls, puberty begins around 10 or 11 years of age and ends around age 16. Boys enter puberty later than girls-usually around 12 years of age-and it lasts until around age 16 or 17." "Teenage Growth & Development: 11 to 14 Years". Palo Alto Medical Foundation/pamf.org. Retrieved 2013-11-09.
>[3] "Teenage Growth & Development: 15 to 17 Years". Palo Alto Medical Foundation/pamf.org. Retrieved 2013-11-09.
>[4] "Puberty and adolescence". University of Maryland. Retrieved July 5, 2009.
>[5] Marshall (1986), p. 176–7

> retard
> head up your ass
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

> Because wikipedia is a great source of biology information.
> Try googling it.
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

Why are there fucking pedophiles in lesgen? Get the fuck out chomos.

>>5237875
>chromos
Teach me about this meme.

>>5234528
Sure why not. But I'm a 20 yo virgin in a big city. So who knows if you're problems can be solved with relocation. I like to believe that. I'll try moving to an even bigger city.

>>5228811
Fuck off SJW

>>5237975
The size of the city doesn't matter when you live at your parents' basement.

>>5237875
Because lesgen is mostly straight men (transbians included) and men are attracted to young girls. There was some study that showed men found girls like 14 years old the most attractive, literally eww

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>>5228811
>not the divine right of your children to wear the skin of your vanquished enemies forever

I don't think I can handle being alone anymore.. I felt better when I wasn't actively seeking someone than I do now, but now there's no going back.

>>5238709
Stop living in your parents basement. Move into my house.

>>5238053
i know SJW stands for "Social Justice" Warrior ,but what is "Social Justice"?

>>5239763
A once proud movement to change bigoted cultural norms and shitty stereotypes, now an excuse for white women to yell at you for making paper cranes.

>>5238747
Then why are the most outspoken anti-tranny posters also the biggest pedophiles?

>>5240284
Isn't that just kek?

Who is also a dude I think.

>>5239763
Social Justice by definition is about as accurate as feminism by definition. Social Justice was originally something that was trying to fight for social equality for oppressed groups of people in the LGBT community, women, and minorities which doesn't sound bad of course but now it's turned into some politically correct, racist, sexist, etc mostly against straight white men. However they attack women and minorities and LGBT people who disagree with their despicable movement.

They're mostly known for being hipsters, too touchy, and wanting to censor everything and label it as hate speech if they disagree with it.

>>5239763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtBvQj2k6xo

>make okc
>tons of cute girls
>"like" them they "like" me back
>get no messages
okay I'LL take the initiative, fine, but i dont know how to hit on other girls
>>5224321
is this the current thread?
also
>pocahontas and her friend
>shooped to be pale and white
lmao

>>5239763
collectivism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdeI9NfbfT8

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>>5240324
I'm a female you fucking nigger.

>>5224321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXEXbpBFOEc

>>5237790
>People even have a second growth spurt in the early 20s

D-Does this mean I will finally become 5'8"?

>>5243923

Ye I grew from 5'7" to 5'9" between 17-21 or so.

>>5243930
I'm already 20, and I have been 5'7" for a couple of years now. ;_;

>>5243931
Tfw 5'5"

>>5243937
>tfw no slightly shorter gf to dom

>>5243963
Life is pain

>>5243963
I actually kinda think shorter dommes are pretty cute/hot, like just that contrast of being smaller but still strong enough to dominate someone bigger.

Lesgen sure is dead today.

>>5244857
I'm here. anon

>>5237816
I had a growth spurt in my Boob region but not my height region. I miss my old boob size desu I'm not saying my current size is too big but...it's too big.

>>5246304
I'm only 18 and don't want this to happen to me. How do I prevent it?

>>5246538
Well some people don't grow at all or grow very little. I knew one girl who only grew one inch in her early 20s and no other parts grew or anything.

>>5244033
A good dom is more attitude and skill than strength.

well ive thought about it and actually im pretty sure im straight. i think a dick is pretty important to my sexlife.

goodbye, nerds

>>5247276
ok

>>5247276
K, bye.

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>>5246304
Please no boob talk I can feel my period nearing and now everything boob or vagina related will throw me into sudden orgasm.

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Lesgen, I'm finally taking the plunge and making an OKCupid profile to find qts to date.

Any recommendations on what to say? I basically plan to be like "These are my interests." and then add a brief disclaimer that social justice is awesome but I do not want to talk at length about the kyriarchy or cultural appropriation or whatever. And if you interrupt my TV to talk about the Bechdel test I will throw you the fuck out of my apartment so help me god.

There a lotta SJWs in the lesbian dating community? I feel like I've encountered a few so I want to head that shit off at the pass. I dated one once and it is an experience I am loathe to repeat.

I would also be like "No trans women pls" but I'm pretty sure I would just get a deluge of angry people in my inbox and I think it would cause more problems than it would solve. I can just politely reject any trans women who come knocking.

It's been a REALLY long time since I made any attempt at dating, so I'm sorta flopping around blind.

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>>5247456
Did someone say boobs?

>tfw no qt3.14 Mockingbird gf

>>5246803
srry I wasn't clear, I didn't mean specifically physical strength, strength of personality/will/whatever, it's all sexy to me

>>5247751
agents of shield?
>>5247717
if you dislike transwomen that much just put no transwomen on your profile, and ignore the hate mail you get
say something like "i;m interested in ciswomen only"

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>>5247795
Hell yes, Agents of Shield. I fucking love Agents of Shield.

Also, Bobbi is so fucking hot this season I can't even.

>>5247795
Nah, why would I invite drama? I doubt trans women will be knocking down my door anyway.

>>5247821
She looks like she takes meth. That lady's got a cleft lip, dude.

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>>5247851
Don't insult my qt3.14 superhero waifu, figgit.

>>5247858
I'm sorry, anon. I've been there before. It was only through the love and understanding of close friends that I was finally able to put it behind me and become a stronger person for the experience. I know first hand that it's not easy when your waifu a shit.

>>5247717
Don't say you like to have fun.

>>5247821
Is that a red mole between her brows? I thought my regular mole on my forehead was annoying. But that just draws the eyes man. Poor dear.

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>>5247911
I am secure in my waifulove, anon. 1v1 me irl fgt

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>>5247922
I would never say I like to have fun. That is the most annoying non-thing to say. Who the fuck doesn't like to have fun?

>>5247942
I had fun once and it was awful.

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>>5247922
Yeah the mole is a bit unfortunate. Weirdly distracting because of placement.

I like a little bit of facial imperfection, though.

>>5247717
as someone who has used OkCupid for like 2~ years, i'll give you my two cents. 〜(￣▽￣〜)
i think it's a good idea to fill in every section as it will give you plenty of ways to basically advertise your personality. throw some corny jokes in there if you like 'em, throw in a reference to a show you dig, mention a hobby you have, etc. i always skip profiles that are super skimpy or are just filled with vague, boring and trite bullshit like "i love having fun" or "i'm all about adventure!". interests are great to talk about but also try to put in things about who you are as a person outside of those interests. i feel like you've gotta put something out there to entice people to message you. i mentioned in my profile about what kind of a person i aspire to be, a few quirks i have and a bit about my temperament.

the type of SJWs that will rant about it usually make it pretty clear in their profiles that it's something they're passionate about. there's nothing wrong with just not replying to their (or anyone you're not interested in) messages or just skipping them.

i feel like stating that you don't want to talk to trans women could invite drama or rub potential grills the wrong way before they get to know you. there's nothing wrong per se about the statement (not really any worse than stating you're only into femmes or studs) but it is one of those things that can be perceived as being presumptuous and kinda confrontational? i dunno. i try to just tell myself that those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind when it comes to things like that.

don't stress way too much about the specifics of what you write in there- just try to let your personality shine through. plus if you read someone's profile and you like the way they've worded things or it gives you an idea then you can always edit yours. we're all gonna make it. good luck!

>>5248079
Thanks, anon! Very encouraging stuff.

Yeah I plan to talk about the stuff I'm passionate about, where I'm planning to go in life, mention a bit about my philosophy towards honesty, that I tend to do deadpan sarcasm, and that I'm pretty silly sober, but I get overwhelmingly silly when drunk. Stuff like that.

I agree about leaving the trans thing off the profile. That way lies madness.

>>5240284
>>5248699
This. It's a the-"lady"-doth-protest-too-much kind of a situation.

>>5248699
Only men like anime, it is known.

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>>5248775
But what about yuri?

>>5248930
Just look at what constitutes commercially successful yuri anime: that which panders to men. Only men like anime.

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>>5248960
But what about China.

>>5248967
That is not anime, that is manhua.

>>5248699
>>5249011
I'm not sure whether this is ignorance, shitposting, or a futile attempt to eradicate weeb discussion.

>>5249027
>eradicating men
>eradicating weebs
I'm 100% on board with both desu

>>5249011
You can't kill the yuri, fag.

>>5249058
>desu
I love that filter, makes y'all look like asshats.

>>5249058
We'd lose some cool people if we got rid of ALL the weebs.

>>5249145
>taqiyya
Are you high?

Ugh. Now I gotta pick a name for OKCupid.

I hate picking names.

>>5248079
Do you think it's a good idea to use OkCupid for kissless virgin?
Because honestly, I don't think I'm that ugly, I'm shy but i'm doing okay in social situation, it's just that every girl I meet are straight, so I don't have opportunity to meet gay girl.

>>5249693
Not that anon but why not, I had my first time with a girl from Tinder

>>5250776
Tinder was great for dates and sex but OKC was were I actually met girls for serious dates and got a gf

Huh what happened that the old thread got prematurely deleted?

>>5237540
Not them and I think it's stupid to bring up the super small fraction thing but I'm literally 100% latina but whiteys think I'm white because my skin isn't brown. Am I white then?

>>5224321
I read that as "naive American edition" and was like, "ain't they all?"

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Okay so I have a date tomorrow, and we're basically just going to wander around the city all day.

I'm a blend of "omg fuck yes she asked me out lets GO" and "oh fuck she asked me out help what do I do".

I hope this goes well lesgen, I really really do.

>>5251234
Propose

>>5251246

You think I should?
I was gonna prepare a second key to my place so she can move in on Friday, but do you think marriage would be the way to go for a first date?

>>5251364
>on Friday

What? Why?

If she doesn't show up to the first date with a suitcase in-hand, just leave.

>>5251446

I just didnt want to seem too forward, you know?

>>5250930
TERF vs Transgender shit

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>talk to qt girl in my class
>she casually uses the word "weeaboo"

H-Have I found one of us?

What's a good first message once you match on okc? I've decided to start messaging girls first instead of waiting in vain but what should I say?

>>5251659
"Yo"

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>tfw I've had multiple serious-enough gfs but I have never properly gone down on a girl and I've never had a girl go down on me
I'm getting back out there and I'm feeling hella insecure about my lack of experience there. Do you think grills will care? I've read a lot and watched a lot of instructional videos on how to go down on a girl well. I'm seriously excited about getting to bury my face in some pussy sometime soon.

I'm real good with my hands, though, so I guess if I suck at muff diving at first it's not a total loss.

>>5249693
Never tried OkCupid, because it's not really used in my country, but the few times I tried to make an account on a dating site most of the responses I got were from girls who wanted sex cam or men who tried to pass as women.

>>5252070
I wouldn't care, performance isn't everything, especially the first time you sleep with someone.

Anyway, these last few weeks have been pretty nice.
I met again the last girl I fell in love with after more than 2 years without seeing her, and had a hard time recognizing her since she took at least 10 or 15kg. She was a huge bitch to me, and realizing she became a landwhale made me burst out laughing.
I also got hit on by a lesbian last week. The first time in years it's not by a straight girl.
And finally, there's this girl where things are pretty tense lately. Of course she's "straight", and of course she has a boyfriend. She's getting way too ambiguous with me so I wanted to invite her over my house for a week-end to see how things would go but she actually was the one who asked me if she could come. So I really don't know how things will go. Guess I'll try to not fuck up things, like I always did before, whatever may or may not happen. God damnit, why is it always straight girls who are interested in me.

My boss wants me to smoke pot with her.

I've never done a drug so I don't know if I wanna.

What should I expect if I do?

>>5252148
Don't expect anything. I would also say don't do it just because your boss tells you to, unless you are buddies.

I have only ever done light drugs in good company, and never in a public space.

>>5251659
"Hey, I saw on your profile that you are into X, I also like X."
Or you could just call her pretty.

>>5251659
Keep it brief enough, say hi, mention a mutual interest on her profile and end it with something that invites an answer that can segue into a conversation, but that doesn't require a lot of effort on her part. A question about her interest in X is a pretty good one. "I see you also like gardening. What's your favorite flower?" etc.

>>5252148
You might not even feel anything the first time, but if you do it will be an off feeling. Maybe that the room doesn't seem centered. Your thoughts will also change, depending on your personality. You will feel more relaxed.

As for your boss, just make casual conversation. Make jokes too, because things are funnier when high.

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>>5247717
>>There a lotta SJWs in the lesbian dating community?
You have no idea, anonymiss.

>I would also be like "No trans women pls" but I'm pretty sure I would just get a deluge of angry people in my inbox and I think it would cause more problems than it would solve.
No need, actually. There's a question that'll pop up to the effect of "would you be willing to date a transsexual partner?" or something - answer no, most trannies will be specifically looking for that one. It'll also drive down your match % with both them and SJWs.

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>>5252158
I'm pretty sure I won't do it, but we are kinda friends.

>>5252234
I'm afraid that I would be really weird and maybe make a jerk of myself.

>>5247829
You poor, sweet summer child.

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>>5252388
>more SJW horror screenshots

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>>5252388
>>5252429
>mmhmm

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>>5252435
>I actively collect these

>>5252429
>I don't have to be nice
>I demand respect

choose 1

>>5252443
>I'm genderescent.
lol.

>>5251626
Since when does that get a general killed here?

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>>5252577
>“The binary as we know it today is a white supremacist tool of colonialism. PoC gender systems might have something resembling it… but they are not the same.”

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>>5252388
>There's a question that'll pop up to the effect of "would you be willing to date a transsexual partner?"
Oh, excellent. That'll be helpful.

>>5252388
>>5252429
>>5252435
>>5252443
Oh my holy god I cannot stop laughing. Did someone really just identify as genderescent in the wild? I've never seen that before. That genderescent blog is one of my favorite to laugh at in Tumblr threads (pic related).

Also what the fuck is "QTPOC?" I get QPOC is queer person of color.

>>5252949
QT as in qtpie, "cutie".

>>5253001
That may elevate "QTPOC" to the most obnoxious acronym I've ever heard.

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This is my girlfriend.

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>>5253026

>>5252949
Queer Trans Person Of Color

>>5253075
Oh. So transbian or a ... fuckin gay FTM? They don't have a catchy nickname.

>>5252388
She is not working or otherwise occupied enough, when she has time to think about this sort of bullshit.

>>5252429
>I WILL raise my children gender neutral until they decide Their pronouns.
And she WILL throw a fit and disown them, if they even think about adopting male pronouns, since they are basically siding with the patriarchy.

Delusion of choice. Poor kids.

>>5253105
Is it terrible that I wouldn't mind raise a kid somewhat gender neutral? I mean I'll use pronouns matching whatever gender they appear to have. If they tell me that's not their gender when they're older, that's cool. But I'd rather dress them fairly neutral and buy toys for either gender for them and not do shit like telling my 2 year old boy to stop crying because men don't cry. Or tell my daughter not play and explore in the dirt because girls have to stay clean or whatever. I've never liked strict gender roles especially for kids but I don't want to sound like a crazy SJW.
This is probably just because I was a bitter 7 year old who really wanted toy cars and chemistry sets and never got them though.

>>5253677
Yeah no, ignoring gender roles isn't really "raising gender neutral" in the way SJWs mean it. I agree that ignoring gender roles/rules/whatever is a good thing, but when they say gender neutral they mean giving them a name like Storm and refusing to tell anyone what gender they are and telling them they are what they feel inside and using xie/hir pronouns and shit. Crazy stuff.

How tall is too tall?

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>>5254785
There is no too tall. Tall women are my fetish.

>>5254797
You wouldn't (prefer to) date a 7'0" leviathan, would you? My ideal is six feet tall, which is four inches more than me. Past that, I think, is a bit silly. I wouldn't turn a 6'1" qt down, you know, but yeah.

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>>5254818
>7'0" leviathan
>mfw
Realistically, though, unless you're the official ambassador to the Guiness Book of World Records, you're not going to find 7'0" women. Finding one above about 5'10" is hard enough.

Also oh god
>six feet tall
>four inches more than me
If you're cis, let's fug.

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>>5254785
>You will never know the joy of being carried by a massive muscled Amazonian

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>>5254858
>Bobbi Morse will never sling you like a rag doll over her almost 6ft frame and carry you away to her sex dungeon

>>5254785
>tfw want to be super short instead had to be 5'11" because Aryan master race
Why can't I be like 5'2" or something, it would go a lot better with my submissive nature ;-;

Anyone from Argentina? I know there are some spics but not sure if anyone specifically from Argentina...

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>>5254901
>5'11" submissive
I will wreck your pussy.

>>5254961
Y-you too.

>>5254858
That's um...oh that'd be nice.

>>5254961
On a more serious note though, I do not get off from just my pussy, I'm a fetishistic degenerate.

>>5254982
Don't worry, most of us enjoy breast/nipple play.

>>5254982
>I'm a fetishistic degenerate
What fetish?

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>>5254982
Oh yeah?

>>5254990
>>5254992
I like pet play / kitten play, impact play, leash & collar, light bondage, caging, general physical abuse, whipping & flogging. Oh and some power exchange.
>>5254988
I will not get off unless I'm beaten and nearly crying due to the pain so..

>>5255001
Were you abused as a child?

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>>5255001
>5'11" submissive
>she's a painslut
A-a-are you my soulmate?

>>5255007
I was not, but I've always been emotionally distant from my parents / have mommy issues so I also need my partner to fill that void at the same time they hand out abuse so I'm kind of a huge mess. If anything I made myself this way due to my depression since I was 12, though I'm not so depressed anymore.
>>5255009
Probably not, I'm not a very nice person to be around to be honest. And I'm not that attractive though I'm working on it.

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>>5255016
This is 4chan. Pretty safe to say none of us here are attractive. Or very nice to be around.

Seriously, tho, a tall girl who likes to get the shit beat out of her? I'm practically salivating over here.

You know how hard it is to find a good painslut? People are all "oh I'm so submissive" and what they really mean is they like handcuffs or some shit. It is ALL about impact play with a partner who loves that shit. Nothing like yanking a girl around by the collar and whipping her hips while she screams in pleasure/pain.

Shit's making me nostalgic for my teenage years.

>>5255030
>Shit's making me nostalgic for my teenage years.
Wow, well, um... You are kinda awesome now.

>>5255030
Well I think I'm very sweet to the people I care about, I've been told so many times so I guess I have to believe them. And since I've become content and a bit happy with my existence I've become a lot cuter lately, smiling does wonders and I started caring about my looks, so once I figure out how makeup works(and also afford it) & work on my style I think I can be quite attractive, though it's weird looking at myself because I'll never look like I want to which is a petite busty qt. So I'm more or less achieving the looks I'd like on a partner with a combination of how I'd like to be.

I doubt you live anywhere near me however, so..

>>5255056
Yeah, probably not. I'm getting a European vibe?

I feel like an autist, but people actually tend to like me in person, somehow. I think I'm charismatic.

>>5255042
Oh yeah. I had this SUPER hot girlfriend who was super, super into pain. We were teenagers so we had to sneak around like crazy to get some privacy, which lead to some disturbingly public sex (we were never caught tho). I had this leash with spikes on it, and I used to hit her right at the corner of her hip, and sometimes she would straight up come without any other touching.

I remember one time we were in a rarely-used public bathroom and she couldn't contain her screams, so we had to sneak out all careful so it wasn't obvious we were straight-up bondage fucking back there.

She used to LOVE being grabbed by the collar and pulled back. Those were some times.

>>5255110
I'm Norwegian. I imagine you're a qt by the way. Most sadists I know are really attractive, I'm not sure if it's due to their personalities or due to the looks they tend to have, probably both.

Though I have very little experience with pain, I've only been flogged on my back, though the experience made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.

>>5255110
It's like I'm reading a spin-off of Corruption.

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>>5255124
Murrica here. Damn Europe stealing all our qts.

>Most sadists I know are really attractive, I'm not sure if it's due to their personalities or due to the looks they tend to have, probably both.
I bet it's the confidence. Walk with a bit of a swagger and a grin and you'll get people eating out of your palm.

>I've only been flogged on my back, though the experience made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.
Now that's just adorable.

>tfw no qt inexperienced painslut to teach the ways of impact play to

>>5255129
>Corruption
TV show?

>>5255140
I've been in a LDR before, when I was still pretending to be vanilla, with a girl in the US, distance wise it did work out, but now that I've accepted myself for being super kinky fuck I can't live without having my fetishes expressed hourly: serving my owner, cooking & cleaning for her, 24/7 pet play, being beaten before cuddles, then sleepytime on either the floor, in a cage or if I'm lucky enough, my owner's bed would sum up what kind of day I'd like if I'm in a relationship. If I had a distance between me and my partner I'd end up incredibly miffed as I couldn't have all that. It literally hurts me being unable to serve and please my partner.

I met this pan girl who I'm more or less a 100% match with, locally on fetlife, but she has a boyfriend she's engaged with, but they're both fine with her abusing me every now and then so I can learn what my limits are, and how far I can go if conditioned into it. I'm still miffed as I want to be psychologically manipulated into being totally dependent on my partner and she wouldn't be that person.

>>5255174
LDR is the literal worst, I'm with ya there. I need the physical shit, and you can't lifeshare with someone you don't fucking see.

>>5255188
Well ideally I'd like to be with a partner that is able to sustain both of us, I do not eat a lot and whatnot as well and what I like to eat is cheap, so I guess I would not be opposed to dropping everything and moving. Being locked in a cage would make it difficult to go to work, though I could study I guess.

>>5255124
>>5255140

I am now shipping you.

QT just messaged me to let me know she's catching her train into town and she'll see me soon.
Date status: Imminent.

Im so fucking hype you guys I dont even know what to do with myself. My stomach is flipping like an OCD person with a lightswitch fixation.

>>5255140
>Corruption
It's a doujin about a SM club in a all girls high school.

>>5255227
Based mira

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>>5255213
GOOD LUCK. Progress report afterwards!

>tfw sadistic waifu disappeared

I feel as if nobody here has actually seen a Native American woman.

>>5255331
I have.

>>5228811
My ancestors shacked up with them, actually. Multiple ancestors with multiple tribes on both the paternal and maternal side.

Unless you consider miscegenation to be a form of genocide. Then my ancestors were turbo-Hitlers.

>>5255452

Naw dawg, they was just rapists.

>>5254785
5'9 for me cause I don't like a girl more than a couple inches taller than me

>>5255331
I have. She wasn't particularly attractive but her face was pretty.

>>>gif/7711289

Thank me later.

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>>5255266

IT WAS LOVELY.
We went out for lunch and then ended up spending the next six hours just walking around London together, shopping and hanging out and chatting about everything. Then we went for dinner as well, then split our ways and caught our trains home.

10/10 lovely day even with the rain.
Next date soon maybe I hope

>>5258220

I did see some suspicious looking brown men if that helps.

As for sex, that would be lewd and impure.
And that comes later when we inevitably fuck like rabbits. We have a lot of interests in common. Including fetishes apparently.

>>5258276

A-anon that's private infomation between me and her vagina.

>>5255331
I got dragged to one of the local reservations a lot as a kid, though I don't remember much except that all the woodsmoke at the ceremonies hurt my eyes and we kept getting given boxes of Uncle Ben's for some reason.

>>5255331
I actually have met a ton for business reasons. Did business for a company in transporting cattle and meat for a huge reserve a while back. Real cool folk.

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Ugh, I hate it when erotica is suddenly poly. I'm chugging along, enjoying myself, and then suddenly clitrection is kill.

>>5255331
Lived in Albuquerque for a while. I met some native girls, but I wasn't really interested in them.

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>>5247717
OKCupid will get you dates, but the SJW element there is enormous. I've had some luck with POF, but a lot of them on the are bisluts.

>>5247717
the sjw element is pretty hard to get away from there, but trannies shouldn't be much of a problem. just put "gay woman" and they'll mostly avoid you because they're used to not being wanted by that group. you'll still get a few of the crazy ones, but they probably would try anyways even if you left a caveat

>>5256533
Seriously? Most of the Native chicks I see have acne scarred faces or their faces are too wide.

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Lesgen, this girl messaged me over OKC telling me I was hot and had a good smile. We started talking over skype. I spaghettid but she did too.

Anyway, we scheduled two skype dates. She fell through on the first, and the second was on Halloween night, so I had to spend time with family. She told me to text her and gave me her number, but it's been a while and I'm not sure if texting her back is appropriate.

I did say on my profile that I was scatterbrained and inconsistent... I feel kind of bad.

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>>5264633
do it, faggot. worst case you'll feel awkward and embarrassed for a bit and then go about your day

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I just want a gf to lovingly choke me. Why is that so difficult?

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>>5228811
>slav family
>got in America at the very tail end of the Indian genocide
>more central asian than anglo

Please tell me how my ancestors killed them all.

ahhhhnd I missed the qt kissing lesgen again...
booooo

>>5238825
then go kick it at some lesbo bar somewhere. Make out with some chick an call it a day

>>5264702
>yaoi
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5265039

It also means I can dress like them all I want since Im Welsh and Italian and have not a single ancestor who has ever lived or fought in America.
Thanks tumblr!

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>tfw no cheese gf

>>5262083
Who is this?

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>tfw Carol isn't playing in your city
It's a pretty well-known city though. And it's full of gay people, what the fuck man I wanna schlick to 50s sex.

>>5265951

>tfw no harto to give your heart to

>>5255331
I have a cousin who lives on Vancouver Island, she took us through a native American neigborhood when my family visited hers in 2008 (can't remember if it was in Victoria or Nanaimo..)

We also went on a boat trip, out of Port Hardy i beleive, to look for whales. The guy sailing the boat was from a local tribe, but I can't recall the name of that tribe.

I didn't really see any native american beauties that I can remember, but I did see women :p

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I did it, /lesgen/, I managed to score a gf.

This is it, this is just the final kick I was in need of. For the past three to four weeks my schedule's been flooded with school and work. I barely get any sleep, I'm always working/studying. I feel emotional and physical drain.
Just got home for the weekend to find out mom hasn't paid our internet provider, which is a reminder she sucks at managing money and actually has a serious problem. Dad's unemployed, they don't disclose how we're doing financially so for the past couple if years I've been assuming we're somewhere between poor and okay. Am very cold right now and depressed as fuck.

Fuck me, right now I just want a gf to cuddle in bed with and tell me everything's gonna be fine.

>>5265009
This is the burning question, Anon. Good luck maybe we'll find one someday :3

>>5264633
Just be honest? Say you're not good at this whole dating thing, but you really like her blah blah blah
Cuteness and honesty points desu

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>>5231239
>>5231258
More legit 3D version.

>>5266479
Neat to see someone talking about Vancouver Island on lesgen, I've also got family there.

>>5269054
Oh cool. I've got a bunch of cousins all around Canada actually, but only went to Vancouver Island and Calgary myself. Most of my other family lives in Denmark and Germany.

>>5244033
>>Tfw 5'3, 21, 98-100lbs, pretty fit and strong for my size.
>>Live in small town, can't really meet new people.
>>Can't for the love of god find a hot, taller and a little older then me gf.
>>Get told I'm cute/adorable/pretty a lot, get swarmed by guys at bars or parties, the opposite of what I want.
>>Tfw I want to be a dom and sometimes sub to someone taller then me, switch it up.
>>Just want to basically be cuddled and loved until sex happens and then completely dominate them or sometimes be dominated myself, taking turns once in awhile, I'm pretty good at teasing and making them beg.
It hurts, kill me now.

>>5269596
I'm 5'6 and I want a girlfriend much shorter than me but sadly that goes into midget and well...underage ranges and well not many midgets seem to be into other girls and most don't look that attractive and of course the other options leads to jailtime...why the fuck don't tiny good looking grown adults exist.

>>5267110
Congratulations. Don't fuck it up!

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>tfw not capturing that qt p2t asian gf ever again
>tfw she's with a half-gay fauxfag girl now
is this the logical conclusion to life?

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>>5269596
I'm 5'10" and a sub who occasionally wants to dom. Young and inexperienced, but I'd let you wreck me if I ever met you.

>>5269596
Why are tiny girls the biggest freaks?

>>5269945
We don't have to kneel to reach the good bits?

Why are girls so naturally friendly ;_;

>>5269974
They're not. You're just comparing them to men, and testosterone makes a person loud, competitive, and self-serving. That's science, look it up.

>>5269982
I googled "science" but did not understand. It did not mention god anywhere.. Plz halp..

>>5269982
Well what I mean is that I just know they're straight, but some girls I know who aren't even particularly close with me go out of their way to do nice things for me and are so very touchy, and it's just... Natural I guess?

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>tfw your period starts and you can't finger yourself to qts for a whole week

>>5270070
You're scared off by your period? Wuss.

>>5270078
I don't find mucusy chunks of bloody uterine lining sexy, anon.

I also don't like bleeding on everything I own.

My period is two-super-plus-tampons-per-hour heavy so I can't be fuckin' around with that shit.

>>5270070
I still do sometimes.

Though since I wear tampons during the day when I want to it's less blood. And mainly fuck with clit. And either way wash hands after.

It's weird that I'm still so insecure on this for other girls though. I don't mind fingering another girl on the rag (obviously not doing oral) but I turn stone mine.

>>5270096
Yeah I do clit stuff with a tampon in. But it's just not as satisfying as fingering your g-spot and imagining it's some hot chick.

I don't really like period sex either tbqh.

>>5270078
Ugh, doing it on my period just seems REALLY gross to me tbqh. That, and I completely lose my sex drive.

I wish I could just stop my period permanently. Not like I can have kids with my gf anyway, so what's the point.

>>5270102
I mean I take the tampon out before masturbating but the tampon sucked up most of the blood so it's not as messy. That way I can still have some fingering along with clit.

Or just fuck with a good shower head.

>>5270115
Same. I'm homosex and childfree, so why the fuck is it even there.

I'm vaguely considering getting sterilized and ablated to stop the periods, but IDK if the docs will do it. They tend to be weird about that sort of thing. I know the sterilization is covered by insurance, but the ablation might not be so... eh.

>>5270145
Oh. I wish I could do that. My period is like turning on a really gross faucet.

>>5270153
I don't get why you don't just power through the blood and then just clean up after?

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>>5270172
Because I don't want to spend an hour washing & bleaching my sheets, cleaning the floor, taking a shower, and then trying and failing to get the blood out of my mattress.

I mean I guess I could get like... a plastic sheet or a tarp or something and put it over the bed but that seems uncomfortable and distracting.

>>5270191
Girl put pads up to your ass, masturbate with hands in the underwear, put towel under your ass. Then just wash hands and wipe down and if you dirtied underwear/towels is a cool rinse.

Like damn this your first period? Do you spray blood kill bill style everywhere when you cum?

>>5270153
Yeah if you're under 30, you pretty much will not be able to find a doctor willing to do it. And even at thirty you might have to go through a couple at first because some don't like to do sterilizations before 35. They just assume even if you're gay, those maternal baby making hormones will overwhelm you and you'll regret it. It's bullshit, I wish I could shove a laser in me and sterilize myself.

>>5270212
>she thinks it won't soak through a towel within 30 seconds
Did you not hear me about the faucet? Do you, like, drip daintily between sips of tea?

> Do you spray blood kill bill style everywhere when you cum?
This, more or less.

>>5270214
My gyno was willing to sterilize, actually. I think they legally have to where I live. I didn't ask about ablation though.

>go on seasonal type bc
>cept fuck that 4 periods a year
>this is 0 times
>after a couple years
>dr says I should take a break off it
>at risk of being infertile
>nah you don't get it I'm super gay and don't want kids anyway ever
>just want no periods tbqh
>dr months later stops writing the script for it
>just get diff dr that will

Even the new dr said old one was bsing. I'm young and healthy so getting off after a long time of bc is just gonna give me irregular periods for a while before I'm back to normal, still fertile. I know this for a fact myself since I only exist because an old dr told my mom some similar bs, she got of bc thinking she was nor infertile and then surprise me.

>>5270214
>They just assume even if you're gay, those maternal baby making hormones will overwhelm you and you'll regret it.

This shit pisses me off so much. Seriously, not everyone wants kids. They're expensive and you're stuck with them for over 18 years.

Just get a pet instead if you suddenly decide that you want to raise a baby, because there really isn't much of a difference between a dog and a baby, except that dogs are better.

>>5270290
Right? And if by some strange chance I did want a kid, I would foster or adopt. There's enough damn people on this earth there's no need for me to personally add more. Even if the population dropped to under a billion because of a plague or some shit, I still wouldn't need to or want to have a kid.

the past three cute girls i've talked to on okcupid that i had exchanged a decent amount of messages with stopped responding when i gave them my number
just kill me now

>horny as hell and alone in my house watching porn with my headphones on
>start riding my chair but it's not enough
>not wearing a bra so I lift my shirt up to my tits and slide my pants down to finger myself
>embarrassingly wet so they slid in easily
>let myself moan loudly because I'm alone and almost close my eyes
>suddenly find half sister staring at me
>shirt still up and three fingers deep into my pussy
>she looks at me looking flushed as fuck
>frozen in my spot, can't even move an inch
>she comes closer to me and I start pulling my panties on
>she grabs my wrists and sits on one of my thighs
>she starts riding it
>don't know what do besides getting wetter by the second
>she starts moaning and pulls my shirt back up to suck my nipples
>too far gone to react and just go with it
>feel her stroking my abs with her fingers
>think "here we go" and start moaning in her ear
>feel her fingers working my pussy
>thrashing around so wildly we're about to break the chair
>she's wearing a skirt so I can feel her wetness on my thigh
>on the edge of coming and she's riding me harder, panting in my ear
>she starts licking at my mouth
>open it and we're basically eating each other's tongue
>her fingers still inside me
>come all over her hand
>she's riding frantically my thigh so I push my hand into her panties
>fuck her deep while still tonguing each other
>she lets out a very lewd moan while clenching like a vice around my fingers
>air smells like sex
>both pull our panties on and don't speak
>she retreats to her room
>still don't know how this fucking happened
>parents come home two hours later with some exotic treats
>both avoid looking at each other until we finish and retreat to our rooms
>start masturbating thinking of what happened the moment I'm in my bed
>about to come and muffle my moaning into my pillow when door opens
>it's her
>she slips into my bed and sucks on my sticky fingers

>>5270504
>turned on so much my nipples hurt
>feel her pushing down her panties under the covers
>with her other hand she lightly strokes my pussy lips
>grab her hand and push her fingers deeper
>ride her hand until I come
>want to lick her pussy so bad now
>throw off the covers and pull off her pajama pants
>her pussy juices are all over her inner thighs
>start licking her and fingering her at the same time
>almost beheads me with her thighs when she comes
>pull her panties on because I'm the older one
>tell her to go to her room quietly but she wants to stay in my bed so I let her
>sleep
>wake up next morning while she's eating me out
>been having sex with her since
>everything went better than I expected
we're not blood related and met in our early teens. She's also very attractive so why not.

Been having sex with her since I was 16 and it's been two years of waking up while being fucked. It's good. I think it's the thought of her being my (not blood related, unfortunately) sister that makes me come so hard.

Sometimes to get my attention when I'm at the computer she crouches down and licks my pussy. A horndog for being two years younger than me.

>>5270504
>>5270514
Saw your fanfiction on /r9k/, straight man. Please go because it's cringe as fuck.

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>>5270504
>>5270514
Of all the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.

You're a straight guy, aren't you?

>>5270541
Thanks, I was thinking "will I read all that bs?" and now I know I won't.

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>>5270514
>people fantasize about lint/sweat soaked morning sex
>people fantasize about being licked awake

>>5270631
This is a guy saying what he thinks lesbians fantasize about. Are you really surprised it's not accurate?

>>5270656
it's not even limited to [le]z fantasies, it's a weird phenomena of copypastas about waking up to being raped/having items put in your body. this isn't the first i've seen of it

>>5270656
dudes talking about sex on 4chan is always kinda funny

Especially straight dudes going on and on about how they totally hard dicked a girls brains out. Most straight girls sex stories on "alpha" dudes is "he just pounded in and out it was like some dude watching too much porn, kept telling me to do this and do that then I faked it".

I wonder if our bodies are so different that guys can't even figure what most women might enjoy or if porn just fucked them up? Cause I watch porn and still manage to be ok but I doubt I watch it as often as dudes do.

>>5270631
>she doesn't wake her girlfriend with orgasms
Shit relationship, desu. I've had it done to me by exes, and I've done it to fuckbuddies. It's a great time. If you don't like the smell and taste of girl sweat, you might not actually be gay. Look into that.

>>5270552
>this could never happen to me, so that means it could never happen to anyone!

i've been thinking
Do lesbians (on average) care less about potential partners virginity at a certain age than straight women? (like either care less in general or have a different age bracket when it's becoming weird)
Are bisluts and ex-closet lesbians that only had sex with men before looked at differently than total virgins?

>>5270674
>>5270631
...you mean that's not a common fantasy?
fucking baader-meinhof phenomenon

>>5270717
No, kiddo, you're just obviously a man. You really think you can come in here with a stupid scenario from whatever shitty porn you watched last and fool actual lesbians with it? We actually know how two women fuck, and you obviously don't. Give it up, cheetogrub.

>>5270727
What kind of false flag nonsense is this? You're not even saying what's wrong, you're just repeating yourself pointlessly. At this point I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just a virgin and not retarded.

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>>5270717
>having girlfriends to wake up to
this is the deciding factor in my life m8

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>>5270733
Not giving you tips on how to improve your creeprotica, dudebrah.

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>>5270720
Say, strictly theoretically, you meet a girl over 25 that has no experience with girls, say, not even hand holding, but somehow managed to lose her virginity and has some mild experience with a guy, in that strictly theoretical situation, would that be an issue ? asking for a strictly theoretical friend

But seriously I'm also interested if anyone noticed some general difference in attitude towards virgins in general


>>5230436
i'd a sakura

>>5270843
Women who have only had sex with men before are the WORST. Partially because they don't really know themselves yet and that's never all that attractive, and partially because you get 75/25 odds that you end up being an "experiment" or a way to get back at somebody's overly strict parents or some shit.

Plus, they tend to be acclimated to gender norms in relationships, so you get this weird hesitant pillow princess phenomenon where they don't know how to be an active partner in fucking.

Shit's just bad all around.

>>5270868
Not the same chick you replied to, but while some of what you said may be true, everyone's gotta have a first time some time, right?

But yeah, the inexperienced are a crapshoot, but I want to get past all of that.

>>5270986
It's all true. Just because it sucks for you that you're in a demographic that experienced lesbos flee from like the fires of hell doesn't make it any less true. What you want is irrelevant to what other people want from you.

You might find someone who's into that shit if you're lucky. Your best bet is probably to fuck someone else who has no experience and have shitty awkward sex a few times until you get the hang of it.

>>5271007
Guess I'm probably stuck with bisluts, but even they want someone experienced.

>>5269126
All my Canadian relatives are in BC or Ontario, I've been through Calgary a bunch of times on the way to other places in Alberta but I've never stopped to see the city itself.

>be male
>get a crush on a classmate
>it keeps growing more and more until i'm incredibly infatuated and can't stop thinking about her
>find out she's a lesbian
>feel destroyed
>feel lost
>no idea what to do now

To any of you lesbians out there: has this ever happened to you, and how did you feel about having a male like you in that way?

>>5271543
I don't really recall anything spectacular about Calgary as such. It was a nice enough city, but it's pretty much just the "uber station city" of the world since it's the only major hub between the west and east coasts.

It was fine I suppose, but it did not really feel... comfortable I guess. It's squares and high rises like a typical modern American city, like it feels *too* planned.

I love the cities in Europe because they are shaped according to the terrain and for the resources. I really want to see Quebec and Montreal because supposedly they keeps some of this charm.

>>5271891
When my sexuality first became publicly known in my class there was one guy who started stalking me. I think he had, had a crush on me for a while.

His family was from the Jehovah's Witness so I think he wanted to "save" me or something like that.

We had a social media platform back then in Denmark, similar to Facebook now. It was called Arto, and everyone had a profile. He started sending me messages on there asking me about girls, boys and religion.

He also started actually physically stalking me, like walking behind me all the way to the bus when going home from school.

Eventually I got tired of it, my girlfriend wanted to beat him up but I decided to go to his house and ask his parents to get him to stop.

And he did, never heard from him again. Never got an apology either, I wonder if he still feels like he was righteous.

>>5271902
That sounds really creepy, I can't imagine how uncomfortable that must have been. I just hope I don't do anything that bad...

>>5271891
As long as you don't feel entitled to her or feel like you can convert her, you're fine. Maybe once you've had some time to get over her romantically you can be her friend.

>>5271891
If you're somewhat friends with her and or she's a generally nice person, you can tell her part of what you feel(I.e. you think she's super cute and you're kind of crushing on her), but also tell her you know better and respect her being lesbian and do not wish to pursue anything because of that, and then maybe ask what she'd like. (To be friends, or just to be left alone, etc.)

>>5271990
I forgot to mention I've had a fair bit of guys crush on me, but I've been able to tell for most of them and confronted them about it, and have told them I'd like to be friends if it would make them feel better and not hurt them long term.
One of those guys is my best friend now and has gotten over it as he knows me a lot better now, finding me less attractive than I once used to be, as he learned about my side I don't show to most people.

>>5271891
>be lesbian
>work out at gym
>most guys are bros
>almost all have approached me, i explain i'm lez, they respect that
>one new guy doesn't
>gets creepy, always lifting where ever I'm working out
>staring
>comments
>ask me out, i say no
>get the usual "once you see my cock you won't be lez"
>bros overhear
>guy gets "talked to" in shower room
>never comes back

>>5271945
>>5271990
She told me when we were all out drinking and then we got the bus home together and had a pretty long conversation about it.

I told her that I am upset and probably will be for a few days, but I understand that this is for the best. I told her that I had so many fears and worries about if we had a relationship, and that I hated how ever since I became infatuated with her, I found it really difficult to talk with her because I was so nervous. I told her that I was attracted to her because she's interesting and intelligent; which I can still appreciate even if we are just friends.

She said we can still be friends but asked me if i'm angry at her for being a lesbian. I said that i'm upset but it would silly to be angry, then I asked her about being a lesbian (what girls she likes, if she's told her parents, when she realized it etc). I even told her that I've done gay stuff in the past so it's not like i'm some prude religious nutjob. She said I should come to this LGBT club at college with her and I said I don't need it, but she said she would really appreciate it if I came because it's her first time and she's really nervous and needs support. So I agreed to go with her.

We talked about some other stuff and then it was time to go. We hugged (it wasn't a rushed hug; it felt like a nice warm embrace) and then I left.

Did I do okay?

>>5272049
I'd say so, she'll probably will be a very nice friend, so long you can deal with the pain and get over it. Which in my experience most guys do.

>>5271891
There's a couple of guys who have done the whole weird obsessive crush thing, but one seemed to finally get the fucking hint.

The other, however, just kept coming. I've never been particularly confrontational so I wasnt really good at getting him to fuck off. Then one time, one of my friends kinda caught onto the fact that I was bad at this, and yelled at him for a good few minutes.
He said something along the lines of "Oh I didnt realise I was being creepy" (sending a girl repeated pictures of your mostly naked body totally unsolicited it TOTALLY NOT CREEPY U GUIZ) and played it off as a big joke, then realised no one else was laughing.
Quickly made his exit.

Havent heard from him since, thank god.

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>>5267285
>>5264702
Thanks for the advice. I'd take it, except a bigger thing came up.

I have a friend group. In high school this guy with a very cute sister asked me out; I told him up-front that I was gay but that I would also "try it." I ended it after two weeks because, despite the copious amount of vending machine goods he bought me, there was no mutual attraction. That was about three years ago.

So that cute girl got a shitty girlfriend (the type to wear furry shit to school, I had senior AP Chem with her and had to pretend I wasn't massively jealous when she'd talk about the gf she had.) Recently she (or he, I guess) has been doing the classic tumblr questioning if trans thing.

Lately, however, I've been notified both by that brother and an ex (both who are part of this friend group) that the relationship has soured and that she "wouldn't say no" if I asked her to date me.

Both of these two guys (baka based AF wingmen desu senpai) recommend going to their family's Thanksgiving celebration and making m move there. I'm thinking about vaguely bringing up her old girlfriend, comforting her regarding whatever happened there, and then subtly asking her?

I don't know what to do here.

>>5271891
I have two experiences regarding that. One good, one very bad.

Good:
>be 15
>in sophomore year of high school
>just moved from private school
>guy in new friend group (who I had an in with by virtue of one of them being my neighbor) has crush on me
>he's known as a little bit of a homophobe
>I'm established gay at this point
>he asks me out
>I say "I think I'm gay, but if you still want to given that I can try"
>he accepts
>he gifts me many vending machine goods
>we sit together and do things like hold hands and shit
>I get steadily more nervous because I'm not getting anything from the relationship, which means I have to break it off
>I do
>he reacts badly
>spaghettis online to me about i was "dating him for his looks" and other incomprehensible stuff
>I laugh to myself and don't care
>things remain awkward between in for a while
>he eventually comes around and apologizes, says he's not homophobic anymore, that he may actually be bisexual now, and that he wants to be friends again
>now we're bro enough to fight and press each other into the dirt
>mfw he's helping me hook up with his sister as described in >>5272459

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>>5252443
>I actively collect these

They're fun to collect...like crime scene photos or Victorian dead people

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>>5271034

I'm in same boat. Spent my 20's in the closet so now I'm too old and inexperienced to ever be attractive to chicks my own age.

What good is a gold star to a wizard?

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>>5271891
>>5272518
And now for the bad:

>be 12
>be in a bad time after moving and transferring into a private school
>private school is 7-12 and has 30 people total
>each grade has a class of 10 kids or less
>make friends with a junior and a 9th grader
>the junior is weird, nurtures animals, romps around outside, talks about ninjas all day and breaks everything she touches, ie she's chill
>sophomore is quiet and creepy and pretentious, kind of an edgy faglord pussy, but he's smart so I befriend him
>sophomore asks me out
>I'm flattered and am actually somewhat excited about it
>cling to his arm in busses etc
>he breaks up with me after a week

>lull in friendship because I don't understand why and feel bad
>we stop talking to each other
>we do, however, talk to junior, and that keeps us in the same general area

>a year passes

>we start talking again

>starting to come to terms with sexuality
>finding gay places on the net, having my first waifu, etc etc

>in the process of me and him becoming friends again we visit each other places into the late night and marathon anime, ironically play bad flash games, talk about shit, etc
>top tier broship basically

>another year passes
>he tells me this girl who was a year my underclassman transferred to another school because he was sexting her

>hangouts get less and less fun
>he starts bringing up more personal and sexual shit
>I'm open about sexuality by now so he knows
>nevertheless he says shit like "I'll wait for you forever" and "stay pure for me"
>he gets all up close and person while we're sitting on the couch
>I don't know how to tell him nicely that I don't like it so I just don't

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>>5272605
>years pass

>be at new years party at his house
>there is lots of champagne
>he drinks a fair amount
>as do I
>end up crashed on his couch
>he starts cuddling me and shit
>he says "I wish I could kiss you" as the ball drops on tv
>whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck

>tells me next morning that "I can tell him anything"
>start avoiding his texts

I know it's not the perfect solution, but he got the idea and we've not had contact in a couple years. In retrospect he's kind of slimy.

I hope he doesn't browse /lgbt/, oops. He's more of an /x/ guy.

>>5225757
would you stfu already
nice chicks though

>>5247942
right here. i hate having fun.
>>5247981
i feel you lesbro

This guy >>5271891 again

How do I ask her out and stuff in a friendly way? I do still want to be her friend and I think it would be silly to drop her just because we can't date, as she's honestly so amazing.

But I don't want her to get nervous and think that me asking her out is me trying to "convert" her or me being in denial or something.

I hope I can make her happy still...

>>5272562
How old is too old? I'm still in my mid 20's.

>>5273213
Leave her alone for a good while then try to hang with her as friends in group shit.

And wtf that "I hope I can make her happy" beta shit. Just think of her as a friend dude. You don't regularly think about hoping to make friends happy, that's gay. You think about having fun and telling jokes and it just so happens you make them happy.

I don't really have good experiences of guys crushing on me. Not cause they were assholes but because I used to be super closeted and was a horrible cunt taking advantage of them. Now I just turn down a guy simple enough and ignore him. My guy friends don't have crushes on me or if they do it's not serious enough that it's ever come up.

>doing most of the cooking for thanksgiving
>cause I'm the best in my family
>brother was gonna fry a turkey
>but now nah cause it's prob gonna rain
>damn so ALL the cooking
>homophobic aunt and her kids
>most of whom are also homophobic except that one cool cousin
>told mom they're coming over
>cause they like my cooking too
>seriously?
>mom is like
>just cause they don't think you and gf should get married
>doesn't mean they don't wanna eat and spend time with us
>but if I want I can be a cunt to them too
>no biggie what are they gonna do go eat somewhere else?
>aunt asked if she could bring something like a pie
>mom tells her my gf is making the pies
>and then insults aunt cooking in general

But in great news my baby niece I haven't seen in half a year is over for the week and I'm gonna spoil the shit out of her.

>>5272562
>What good is a gold star to a wizard?
This brought a tear to my eye (I am neither but that would be preferable desu)

>You don't regularly think about hoping to make friends happy

I do. Not everyone on 4chan is selfish and hateful. I'm a "de facto counselor" for a bunch of my friends; I seem to be skilled at getting people to open up for some reason.

>You think about having fun and telling jokes and it just so happens you make them happy.

Which I also do. Many people consider me one of the funniest people they know.

>>5274210
Oops I messed up this post haha, was meant for >>5273969

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Reminder that bisluts are constantly getting soaked in man stink and man juice and only go out with lesbians for personal gain to break your heart into a bajillion pieces, and that sooner or later they will try to tempt you into wicked heterolisms, because they despise your gold star status.