Gay General: Spread the Gayness Edition

>>5222851
when will the homosexuality meme end lads?

>>5222851
I'm straight but I think it would be so fucking hot if there were a drug that turned people gay. Like I take it and I realize that my ability to get aroused by women is literally being removed, and there's nothing I can do about it. I can only fake attraction to women from now on, deep down I know I'll never be straight again.

>>5222861
sounds like youre a maso c u c k

>>5222865
I actually think NTR is the most disgusting shit tier fetish there is. It's a hard limit for me. But yeah, I enjoy some humiliation from time to time.

>>5222869
maybe just a fag in denial then? thats even worse

>>5222870
It's possible. But that would just make me really sad, I love cuddling with women and smelling their hair and I would miss that if I only fucked boipussy. :(

>>5222876
fem boys>>>>>>>>>>>>women
every single way

>>5222881
id totally fuck a femboy tbqh

>>5222861
>"I'm 'straight'... but I'm totally not straight"

>>5222876
Men do everything better desu senpai

>>5222882
*sigh*
and so it begins.....

>>5222886
what?

>>5222882
Why do you feel the need to be physically superior to your partner? It seems gay or straight isn't the real issue here.

>>5222890
what?

>>5222881
But they don't have vaginas.

>>5222893
exactly?

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Would you /gaygen/?

>>5222892
It's not about gay or straight with you. You just need something easily dominated, but why do you feel like that was my question?

>>5222893
vaginas are fucking foul
even straight people now this

>>5222898
i- what? your question?

>>5222890
>>5222898

that would be an interesting experiment: could someone like that have sex with a cisfemale who is bigger (muscle & stature, not fat) and stronger than them.

>>5222904
whats going on?

>>5222901
but they feel so good

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>>5222897

>>5222901
I really like them though. I wish more straight guys liked them desu, but you're right, a lot of straight guys don't like going down. I feel bad for all the straight women who go along thinking their genitals are unattractive.

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>>5222912
I was talking about the dildo

>>5222897
no. I don't want to permanently damage my self.

>>5222904
That's the thing I don't see it as impossible, but definitely not probable. His issue is with being so beta that he's afraid of someone to take charge. He needs someone soft and easily submittable because dicks are not the issue.

>>5222909
Shhhhh.... Shhhhh... it's okay. You'll be all better soon.

>>5222883
obviously you haven't figured it out yet. the guy is mentally ill. he lives in his own reality where he bends everything to his will and refuses to admit he's crazy

>>5222928
i dont understand? can somebody fill me in?

>>5222915
in case you missed it my answer is no

I like not shitting my pants

>>5222925
what? do i know you?

>>5222915
Jesus that thing is scary. Definitely wouldn't use it on myself.

>>5222918
>>5222942
What's wrong with a little prostate stimulation? Aren't you guys well behaved bottoms?

>>5222944
Are you afraid I might out you to your co-workers? Because I can guarantee I have no idea who anyone is ever

>>5222955
then what are you talking about? i made one post and then you started psychoanalyzing me?

>>5222915
I don't want my asshole to look like a worn leather cup holder

>>5222958
The gays here get defensive about anyone who's attracted to any form of feminity in any way, because they want to keep the flaming queers out.

>>5222958
Why are you so worried about it?

>>5222962
oh ok

>>5222966
i just dont understand why

>>5222948
>being a bottom = being submissive
>only bottoms get physical pleasure from having their prostate manipulated
>tops don't have the physiology to enjoy prostate stimulation
>doing dangerous things is the only way a bottom or submissive can prove themselves
anon pls

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>>5222972
Come on do it for me, pleeeeeeeeeeeeaseee?

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>>5222948
>magnum size dragon dildo
>little prostate stimulation

>>5222969
Are you offended?

>>5222986
not really just confused

>>5222962
not really true but whatever

>>5222958
>started psychoanalyzing me
not really. I said someone like you, not you. Was just doing a thought experiment was all, no need to take it personal.

>>5222993
>Why do you feel the need to be physically superior to your partner? It seems gay or straight isn't the real issue here.
>Why do you
>you
as in me

>>5222988
Where does your confusion come from though? Is it what I'm saying? You can write and read, so I'm assuming you're not stupid.

>>5222999
i just dont understand why youd paint this picture of me out of just that one post

>>5223001
I mean the "why" should be pretty clear. This is a place for questions. At first I asked the question, but then made assumptions based on your answers. Your insecurities are showing.

>>5222997
anon, there are more than just one anon here.

>sigh...
I was speaking about a "theoretical you" to the person you were most likely talking to and most likely he (but possibly another anon) responded to me. Then you (or rather, most likely you) started asking me questions.

This (the fact that most everyone here is anon) is why you shouldn't take any thing as truly a personal attack on 4chan.

>>5223010
>This is a place for questions.
is it?
>At first I asked the question, but then made assumptions based on your answers.
you asked a question?
>Your insecurities are showing.
damn

>>5223016
>>5223016
>to the person you were most likely talking to and most likely he (but possibly another anon) responded to me. Then you (or rather, most likely you
im not getting this
is anyone else getting this?
>This (the fact that most everyone here is anon) is why you shouldn't take any thing as truly a personal attack on 4chan.
ah im not dont worry

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ITT autistic drama queens with no reading comprehension

Why did I think lifting weights at 2:17 AM was an awesome idea
I feel terrible

>>5223019
Here is the question.
>>5222890

>>5223033
i didnt even answer that question? it just felt so out of the blue

women should leave our threads alone

where are the disgusting fat bears when you need them, they always scare the girls away

>>5223046
me? im a guy though

>>5223046

>disgusting and fat

Do you mean hot and precious

>>5223046
I would be shocked if any women have posted in this thread so far.

>>5223037
Does it? Seems entirely relevant. The point is you're on an LGBT board as a straight man that likes boipussy. I was questioning what is it that makes that okay. Is it the physical superiority? I don't know just asked the question. Your deflection of the question and more down the road just makes me wonder, are you afraid of admitting that you're at least bi? Why does that scare you?

Also this was pretty fucking gay
>>5222861

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>>5223068
see
>>5223060

>>5223069
have i claimed being straight? that second post is not mine

>>5223069
Second post was mine and I do claim to be straight. :3

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>>5223046
incoming

>>5223081
Second linked post seems pretty gay man to me? I don't know why "precious" reads woman.

>>5223082
Well it definitely seems like you'd be the one answering the other posts, but to be fair, I could have made assumptions and made an ass out of myself. Either way. It killed some time.

>>5223107
rugbys ultimate form

>>5223046
It doesn't scare them away it just enrages them into a storm of cackling banter.

>>5223107

The only unappealing part of this image is that is seems to be taken in a restroom

God this thread is gay.

>>5223104
So then the same question. Is it about physical superiority with your partner?

>>5223114
I think it's his bathroom, not a public restroom.

The stuff in the lower right corner look like that stuff you have in your shower to hold the soap or something like that,

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Also, daily reminder that hot guys don't have necks

>>5223131
rugby omfg ew

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>>5223107
>>5223131
I'm kinda starting to get turned on by this

a bear a day keeps the fujoshits away
>>5223109
it's circe, don''t respond to it

>>5223125

Bathrooms in general skeeze me out.

>>5223131

Except for shower stalls, filled with adorable bears.

>>5223152

If you look like that- shit, bby, go for it.

>>5223150
If you've ever been to a ymca shower you'll learn it's not always appealing.

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>>5223150
showers and big guys

my two obsessions merged into one.

>>5223123
Is what about physical superiority with my partner?

The answer is probably no. I'm usually a sub.

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>closeted sub
>i have to approach guys b/c closeted
>i have done this so many times im getting really self-confident and cocky
>mfw i am slowly becoming a dom

>>5223182
I meant the attraction to your partner. Is it feminity, the genitals, or physically being superior? But you answered it concisely. Thank you. As a straight sub do you like to be dominated by fembois?

>>5223201

lmao yeah you do

post torso fagit

>>5223195
>dominated by fembois
hot!

>>5223179

I hate showering but this big wet guys phenomenon here this is a thing I can get into yes

>>5223172

Wait uh wut

>>5223201

I'm sorry. </3
I was just saying I thought the nose ring looked really cute on that guy is all.

>>5223201
u should have more self esteem

>>5223214
he looks exactly like that
dont say sorry he needs to stop living a lie and learn to accept himself

>>5223214
>I hate showering
I hope you don't mean what this sounds like.

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just cut most my pubes off since I'm going clubbing

never going to shave though
>>5223194
nice. keep going man

there are never too many tops here, and always too many thirsty bottoms

>>5223236

maybe he bathes instead

>>5223179
Tbh I can stare at a muscle bear's belly button for hours and want to do things to it. I don't know what it is it just makes me hard and pre-cummy

>>5223121
you are obese that's for sure. obese in fat that is with 0 muscle mass

>>5223236
>>5223240

N'aw, I shower.
Fast, hot, vigorously. In and out.
I hate being alone in the shower with the drone of the water falling and my vulnerable self.

Friend and/or love showers are very nice, though. Something about being nude but not-lewd together with someone brings around the most intense conversations.

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>>5223244
I get you 100%

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guys i sent this friend of mine too much yaoi and now she wont talk to me

how to salvage?

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>mfw just dropped my lunch on the floor

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>>5223260
>I promise no more frogs

>>5223260
made me spit my drink/10

thanks

>>5223195
Sorry, nah. I'm pretty straight, I don't think I'll ever do any experimenting with dudes.

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>>5223260
>I promise no more frogs or yaoi

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>>5223267
We need more frogs like pic related.

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>>5223260
>tfw no tsundere twink boi to spam yaoi at

>>5223269

just went through it, no you didnt.

dont bother replying, i dont want to get into an internet argument right now, i gtg in a second

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>>5223276
>tfw no femboy pepe bf

>>5223271
Have you ever considered pegging?

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>playing ffxv demo
>goofy blonde
>vest w/ skulls
>docs
>layered flannel
i-insta-husbando

>>5223294
I'm glad I'm homo enough to go for regular cute guys as well, anon.

>>5223302
looks like cloud on crack t b h

>>5223302

I loved everything about his character except that he was blonde and blush skinned.

>>5223302

why does he have the eyes of a vietnam vet?

>>5223131
Cuddles plz

>>5223310
i'm glad they changed his hair and face desu
he was like a surly boy with a bob before

>>5223312
i'm pretty sure it's the crack

>>5223260
Just drop her. How could she not ship TweakxCraig. They are adorable desu.

>>5223131
disgusting 2bh

>>5223311
>except that he was blonde and blush skinned.
omg racist

tips for getting rid of a hemorrhoid?

>>5223346
time, leaving it alone, keeping it clean
I've heard a "sitz bath" can help but ain't nobody got time for that

>>5223271
Yeah, definitely, never tried it though. I don't think it would become an everyday thing but I'm game to try it.

>>5223295
>>5223355
This was for this.

>>5223351
I did that first, but I thought some faggots that take it in the ass might know some tricks the hetero scum doctors dont'

>>5223336
>browsing cuteboys
>#1 location 4 under age nudes
you truly are a piece of shit.

>>5223346
find a top willing to push it back in

>>5223344

Yeah.. a little.
I'm not proud.
Grew up around racist spaniard-alikes telling me to take a shower and wash the dirt in my skin out so I could be euro like a proper Venezuelan.

How do you clean yourself out before anal sex?

I'm able to clean myself out enough to take average/small dick using water. but what if i want to take big dick without shitting everywhere?

so uh i realize the irony in coming here to ask this, but recently i think ive started becoming more and more attracted to men.
i kinda wanna stop it, so uh i mean do you have some tip?
some gross to think of when i get those thoughts? i kinda dont wanna be gay senpai

>>5223384

Repression in unhealthy, anon.
Just be you.

>>5223302
Best boy tbqh. I seriously thought I'd like the bara more, but the twink is cute as fuck.

>>5223311
>I loved everything about his character except that he was blonde
OY

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>>5223384

Sorry mate, it doesnt work like that.

Dont worry though, theres nothing wrong with being bisexual in the current day and age - theres really no downside.

>>5223384
This>>5223386
just B UR SELF

Also ignore this faggot>>5223391
bisexuals are scum

>>5223386
>>5223391
>>5223395
its just a phase please do you have any tip?
i just need to get over it and you guys must have some expertise in it right?

>>5223370
>so I could be euro like a proper Venezuelan
wut

>>5223398
>i just need to get over it and you guys must have some expertise in it right?

dude we're all gay here

or at least bi

we have literally zero experience in not loving dick

>>5223398

just keep an open mind and dont try and force anything

you'll be happier for it

>>5223398

If it's "just a phase", wait it out.
We're all human, just treat everyone and yourself as normal.
But, you know
You should probably go find a cute man to smooch and hold hands with.

>>5223402

It's fucked, right
It's insulting and doesn't even make sense.
And it had me growing up with sentiments like "Get the fuck off my continent." brewing in my head towards spaniards. It's just a big unhealthy mess.

>>5223408
well thats kind of why i thought youd have some knowledge in it.
i guess it made more sense in my head.

>>5223417
i have an open mind but i know this is just a phase thing.

>>5223384
This is the worst troll I've seen in quite some time.

>>5223389
desu as much as i like tats
his tats are too dbaggy
he's nice tho
honestly i've only been playing for like 20 minutes and i feel like this is everything 13 wanted to be and failed at being

>>5223419
yeah i guess ill just ride it out.

>>5223421
sorry didnt mean to come off as a troll.

>>5223394
i know u are a paedophile
>have you tried cutting it out? i did that when i accidentally had a swastika tattooed on my thigh and it worked great
wtf

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>>5223398
try getting blowjobs from fags, it'll be easy if you say you're straight, they'll be clawing each others eyes out trying to get your cock in their mouth. Eventually try fucking one, maybe giving a blowjob, as long as they're clean dicks just taste like regular skin, stick your fingeri n your mouth, same taste as a clean dick until they cum. I'd recommend not letting them cum in your mouth the first time though, just take it slow, one step at a time get comfortable, figure out if you want to catch or pitch or both. You'll be fine

Welcome to the wonderful world of cock.

>>5223431

its bait you dense fuck

>>5223423
>turk
>white

>>5223437
see this is exactly what im trying to avoid.

>be 5'4", 110lbs, 24 but look 18, light skinned mexican with attractive face
>get thousands of messages, compliments and views in the past year on daddyhunt and its accompanying app
>most guys who hit on me don't turn me on the slightest
>try to start a conversation with someone who i do wanna get with
>it never works out, they hardly reply back and if they do it rarely leads anywhere

I've some shit luck. I'm not the prowl for strictly 9 or 10/10s or whatever but I can't even get a conversation going with a guy who I think is "in my league." I don't know if I'm actually as interesting or social as I thought, or maybe they're just not interested.

Aren't older guys supposed to be more upfront and easier to approach?

>>5223441
if that was said about anyone who wasnt a nazi with a knifeplay fetish then yeah it would definitely be a troll.

>>5223455
Give in

>>5223355
The prostate is an amazing organ. Gay, straight or whatever a little stimulation goes a long way.

>>5223456

Wut's your type, besides daddyesuqe?

>>5223467
i dont think id get any guy even if i did give in. im not exactly super pretty and i feel like id really upset my dad.

>>5223456
>light skinned mexican with attractive face

wow
oxymoron galore

>>5223456
>Aren't older guys supposed to be more upfront and easier to approach?

I think there's a part of a gay man brains that develops into a teenage girl brain during puberty and then it stays there.

You'd think grown ass men wouldn't act like the girls from the movie mean girls, but sadly a great deal of them do.

>>5223239
>there are never too many tops here, and always too many thirsty bottoms
I am always thinking the opposite of this. Everyone here always seems like a top to me.

>>5223489
I'm a grown ass man, but my life is in shambles. Sometimes I get 25 year olds messaging me and I do my best to unload how my life is shit and they should stay the fuck away, yet to refuse to stop showing interest so I just delete my profile.

>>5223479
>butthurt uggo detected

Sorry, you're not allowed in this beautiful people conversation only.

>>5223474
I don't really know if I have any other type, really. Better yet, I might just not be understanding the question properly.

>>5223489
Oh God, this is so true. You see this [spoiler]on gaygen[/spoiler] all the time. It's pretty fucking sad too.

http://i.imgur.com/Ty4GOLk.jpg

>>5223499
How exactly is your life shit?

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>>5223248
lmao. Sometimes you leave me dumbfounded by the things you say.

>>5223469
Oh yeah, I'm sure. I'm not one of those paranoid straight guys who's afraid to stick anything up my butt.

>>5223509

what type of camera filter/postprocessing was used to make his skin so smooth and nice?

>>5223496
>>5223446

Wait what do turks have to do with south american mestizo bullying

>>5223504

I mean, just besides someone being a daddy type, what else do you like in your men?

>>5223512

¿¿¿ \(O.o)/ ???

>>5223509
>http://i.imgur.com/Ty4GOLk.jpg
nice

>>5223509
Is it sad that seeing the condom there is a bit of a turn off for me?

I should have never tried bareback.

>>5223511
I'm a failure in all aspects of life that you could imagine, let's just leave it at that.

>>5223512

Circe is an enigma and an inspiration.

>>5223509

Hot.

>>5223532

But, anon, bareback is bestback

>>5223518
Sweet ^__^

>>5223541
>bareback is bestback

I know but it can kinda give you diseases and that's, like, not cool.

I mean I only did it when I was in a relationship and we knew we were both clean

>>5223536
O-oh okay. How old are you?

I'm, lel, 24.

>>5223532
Bareback amazing yo.

>tfw properly cleaning out
>tfw barebacking with your boyfriend (never dates or hook ups)
>tfw panting and moans from you and him

Good Lord, dayyuuum.

>>5223496
>greek
>white

>tfw missed one day of lifting
>feel like I lost every gain
>realized I can't bulk because I have to be at a certain weight


Has anybody lean bulked before?
Does it work?
I really want to get bigger but I have to stay 182 for navy and milk gives me five pounds a day for water weight. Im at 167now...

Im miserable I just want to get big

>>5223571
>tfw half greek, half dutch

A-at least, im 3/4 white.

>>5223556

Well, you're a prudent person, then.
Safeback is also bestback.

Maybe not hottest, but certainly safest.

>>5223566
I'll be 32 in four months.

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>>5223575
>tfw half italian half spanish

not even white
just a meme

>>5223573

Yeah leanbulks are ez

just count your calories and eat rice, chicken, beans, etc

>>5223585
the dutch are obviously a respectable, white people
unlike lazy fat ass shit skin greek niggers

>>5223575
>half dutch
Do you know Dutch?

Do a vocaroo where you say something lewd please. :3

http://vocaroo.com/

>>5223589
Breh, been to both Spain and Italy and they're full of qt pies.
Certainly Arab tier, but still qties.

>>5223593
Will I easily bec over 182 pounds?

its weird how everywhere i go on the internet people keep saying how anything but white is disgusting
and everyone whos non-white needs to get deported
it kinda makes me nervous actually because it makes me half expect everyone to hate me when im in the real life
but thats just not the case
everyones smiling towards me and what not treating me normally and so on
no ones even as much as reacted over seeing me
that makes me kind of glad

>>5223627

its literally a joke perpetrated by unoriginal morons
just filter the morons and move on with your life

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I want to anally violate a guy with a dildo while rubbing dicks together and cuddling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ7aYQtIldg

>>5223627
life advice:

never take the internet seriously

especially 4chan.

Still need some advice, if possible, on >>5223456

>>5223580
I think the better question is, why are you pushing people away?

>>5223630
yeah ancient greece wasnt the same ethnicity as greeks today

>>5223630
>Dutch genuinely is a disgusting language. That's why they love foreign languages and travelling, so that they don't have to speak their own.
It's pretty weird, but it has a certain charme from the perspective of a German, since it's basically an estranged dialect. I like how I can understand a lot of Dutch words.

>>5223509
thats gay

>>5223634

Go away, dinosaur, bp is for humans.

>>5223631
>>5223639
its not just 4chan its on smaller places too and some of them i talk to and know regularly and they really do hate non-whites if i told them i were non-white i have a feeling theyd really hate me

>>5223652
I like german more than dutch desu.

>>5223598
i'm a shyfag.

>>5223659
>tfw u pluck a nose hair out

>>5223671
what? im not black

>>5223661
>I like german more than dutch desu.
Yeah, but from a German perspective Dutch is kinda cute.

>i'm a shyfag.
Just remind yourself that this is all anonymous and the 30 unique posters here don't know you in real life.

>>5223674
>tfw u pluck a nose hair out and ur sinhuses clear and u have unobstructed breathing

>>5223645
Because when you are speaking to a 24 year old, which I already think is too young for me, that doesn't stop talking to you when he hears you live at home, have no education, is double virgin (lol both biscum), has a drinking problem and other unresolved shit I think that person could spend their time finding someone much more compatible to them.

>>5223682
i dont understand
am i supposed to relate to this?

What's the youngest / oldest you'd be intimate with?

I'd go as low as 4 if he was mature enough, no older than 25

>>5223687

>2000 years ago people from the same geographical location as my ancestors did some cool stuff
>i will now take credit for this

yea ok /pol/, settle down there.

>>5223687
>believing studies
fuck off zog agent

>tfw you would fuck your fallout 4 character

muh dick. i want a husband like him irl

>>5223694
>25
25 years older than you or 25yrs old?

>>5223706
I meant 20 5 year olds, if they're too old you need a harem to make it worth it

>>5223519
Photoshop

>>5223694
>as low as 4 if he was mature enough
sooo like..if he can tie up his shoeslaces all on his own you would fuck him

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>>5223658
given the amount of dragon dildos sold I disagree

requesting someone to do a lewd vocaroo

>>5223694

The youngest I've been with was 19.
The oldest I've gone is 30.
Personally, though, I've go pretty old if they were hot and fun and cool. Like.. I dunno, 35, probs?
I dunno, I've seen some hella hot guys who just seem to deny aging any power over them, in their 40s and 50s

>>5223716

I pray he meant 14.
But even that's fives kinds of skeeze

How often do you lads see your boyfriend?

>>5223727
Since I moved out to the bay area, 2 a month at best. Before that it was it every weekend.

>tfw really wanted to see him at his place cause it's gonna snow, be cold as fuck and then clean out to ride his thick cock all night

>>5223738
So...seeing each other only twice a month goes well for you?

>>5223727

Every day, sometimes with a skip, sometimes two~three times a day if we have lots of free time if we're not just having a sprint of live-in with it.

>>5223704
>tfw you can out lift rugby

Too bad I'm a bottom in London :(

>>5223745
No at all. This past semester I've really been needing someone to be closer to me because I've had to deal with a lot of bullshit that's beyond my control (family crisis, financial stuff, etc). I'm all by myself out here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5heAoEyTYQ

>>5223727
I see my gf every few days or so

>>5223769
is she hot?

>tfw no gf

you know i think this whole homsex thing was just a mirage guys
i really like girls

>>5223759

The music seems, like, somehow super not fitting but that was pretty awesome.
Makes me want to buy a pole.

>>5223759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNh9488y0WI

>>5223727
every night in my dreams

>>5223785

>implying your out of shape ass can even do one pull-up

>>5223791
c-cute

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>>5223774
She's alright
I like her
She's definitely a type I've never tried before
She has boy hair and bigger than me but I flirtee with her because when we locked eyes she instantly got interested so I was like fuck it why not.
Shes much better than my three day coke binge gf

>>5223804
>She has boy hair and bigger than me
no wonder you like her you poof

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>>5223804

>It's a maki post

>>5223809
>>5223804

Sounds like my type of lady, too, desu

>>5223804
jesus christ how fat is ur gf
post pics

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>>5223804
girls with boy hair are best girls

no hetero tho

>>5223804
>...and bigger than me
her penis is 5" then?

>haven't cum in god knows how long
>no desire to jack off
>no sexual thoughts
Damn you lexapro ;-;

>>5223826
don't give up anon, you'll make it. be the best you can be and the rest will sort itself out along the way.

>>5223828
it should go back to normal in a few days

happened to me when i started lexapro too

>>5223826
there are two guys on instagram who are bfs and they travel all around the world taking qt pictures and fuuuuck i'm so jelly.

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>>5223818
She's not fat at all just like 6ft with a bigger frame. She's nerdy so I love her dorky nannerisms and she laughs at my jokes and her face is really pretty.
I like chubbier girls anyway.
I only started liking delicious flat chest when lurking that tranny general.
Im high test bruh

>>5223809
>>5223820
Shes beautiful tbqh

>>5223822
Pfft I wish she had a penis :^]
Im just kidding I like her the way she is

>>5223828
wouldn't mind having something to kill my sex drive for a couple of days.

Lately I can barely keep my hands off my dick. Makes being productive really difficult.

I never have heard it before and saw it before. This is first time I have been on.

>>5223837
The thing is is that I've been taking it for 6 weeks. My libido seemed to return to normal but then a week or two ago I started waking up really early and my libido fell again. I've also started to feel more anxious/depressed too I think.

>>5223864
that's normal. SSRIs can take up to three months to start working the way they should..

>>5223797
you are an asshole

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Watching the newest dragon ball movie right now.

Jaco is pretty cute, what do you guys think?

>>5223844
post pics

>>5223886
Everything abput dragon ball after the battle vs picolo in the tournament is shit

I want a cute ass German shepherd like Dogmeat.

>>5223915
Well, I'm German, but I'm not a dog.

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>>5223886

>>5223918
>germans
>cute

LEL

That's why I want a dog.

>>5223923
Get that pedo shit out of here.

>>5223918
pls b in Bayern

My muscles still feel like shit. </3
And staying up so late has my belly fucked.
I feel like someone's trying to cut their way out of my intestines and am still managing to be ravenous hungry.

>Vegeta reluctantly hold hands with Goku
Can't make this any more homo.

Who here praise Satan?

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fucking hottest day of year
literally dripping sweat

fucking living in the southern hemisphere

>>5223939

I feel like that every day all the time.
What happened to you?

>>5223942
I heard weird dreams about being a demon henchman since childhood.

>>5223944
*fuck living
ugh

>>5223936
No, I am a Saupreiß in NRW.

>>5223873

truth hurts killa

>>5223923
rugby PLS

>>5223955
:^(
I need to be close to a big strong Altreicher to destroy my tender Viennese boipussi

>>5223946

Stayed up late waiting for my mister to come home.
Was supposed to lift today, decided to do it last night, at like 2:00 AM
And then we only ended up going to bed -finally- at, like, 4:00 AM.

my university has a 'confessions/secrets' page on fb and like 25% of the posts are gay guys asking if there are any straight guys who are looking for blowjobs

so pathetic

>>5223944

>those genetics

poor guy

>>5223981

do you call him "mister" as like a dom/sub thing?

>>5223994
which genetics

>>5223994

Oh, n'aw.
It's just the flip of calling a girlfriend "the missus".

If I think about it, it does kind of tickle a subby part of me inside somewhere, tho.
I think.
Probably.

>>5224002
his arms are like as long as his body

>>5224002

arm length to torso

>>5224007
>>5224009
i dont mind it desu

>>5224015

oh yeah, i mean im not gonna reject a guy like that b/c hes not 100% perfect lol

hes still like a 9.99/10

just mentioning it

>>5223977
That certainly sounds inviting. :^)

>>5224020
Yeah I can't judge too many.
I also have really long arms and legs

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i made a tindr

anyone else got one? got any tips/advice?

>>5224020
Yea seriously, what a nitpicky thing

>>5224032
Tinder seems to be full of ugly/weird people

Also that app is so fucking slow and unstable

>>5224024
y-you too

>>5224043
Ever since I watched that one shortfilm about homophobia, I've been think about cute austrian (or bavarian, you sound the same) borderguards.
I kinda have a tick for them now. I also never knew that one could look so cute with just a bit of stubble on their head.

>>5224064
kill yourself

>>5224071
been thinking about*

>>5224064
good lad

>>5224064
so is this you: >>>/r9k/24242504 ?

well, it's benzos, fapping and going to be for me. night lads.

>>5224095
idk man, circe's got a few fans there it seems

holy fucking shit i'm so fucking sick of the gay guys in my university

they all look alike and dress and talk the same way and listen to the same shitty electropop/indie pop music and use the same instagram filters and go to the same stupid parties where they get stupidly drunk and scream SLAY MAMA while dancing to nicki minaj. the few gay guys who are not like this are downright weirdos who i also want nothing to do with.

i just want a guy next door type of bf. why is that so fucking hard to find? why are all guys like this straight? ugh

Who are the hottest trips besides sludge and Hitler

>>5224096
it's like 3pm

get your shit together tbqh

>>5223478
Sounds like you have some personal problems...

>>5224107
Well, the answer is to go for the weirdos. :^)

>>5224114
horror is my husbando

>>5224114
5652 desu

>>5224114
Why besides me?
Also 5652

>>5224114
/pol/ack obviously

>tfw have the same interest as, mannerisms, and voice as dad

Who else /daddies boy/ here?

Having a stay at home dad was so awesome

>>5224133

Good faceless gods, no.

>>5224133
not me

i couldn't be any more different from my dad desu

>>5224141
>>5224143
repressed daddy issues alert

>>5224107
What makes the weirdofags weird?

>>5224147
i don't really have daddy issues
i like my dad even though he's a homophobic racist piece of shit and we're completely different people with very different interests

but he's always been there for me and helped me with shit and to this day he pays my rent and gives me money

i'm sure that will change when i come out to him though

I swear every time I come home I find we've gone through half a dozen gaygens, and then it slows to an absolute crawl.

>>5224162
Hey writer-kun :3c

guess the trip pls

>>5224161
>he's a homophobic racist piece of shit
triggered, how can you even say anything positive about such a shitlord?

You are just as bad as him!

>>5224162
we're doing it on purpose just to annoy you

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>>5224107
We exist. We just don't crave attention and cock all the time like those guys, so you might not even notice us.

>>5224169
Irish?

>>5224173
no but good guess!!

>>5224152
mostly radical left humanities students who don't like showering

>>5224117
Its 21:16 here tbqh.

>>5224147

>repressed

Babe, that oil well popped and burned like a glorious disaster.
Tbh, I think the only reason I still like daddy types is 'cuz I got with so many so often, the body type just burned itself into my sensibilities.

I didn't like tall guys until I dated a 6'5" guy for like a year and now I'm all about them.

>>5224177
Irish are you here?

I like you, potato.

>>5224177
Then I dunno.

>>5224171
You absolute bastards. I knew it.

>>5224172
>666x666
Is that to be edgy?

Also, you do crave cock all the time like those guys, you're just not acting like the prototypical queer to attain it. Good on you, individuality is good.

new thread when???

>>5224189
>>5224189
>>5224189

>>5224114
w-why don't i count

>>5224107
>screaming SLAY MAMA
hahaha I have never seen anyone so this. Sounds absolutely autistic

>>5224114
Maki seems to have a few fans

>>5224107
My GSA was like that. I hated it and I never felt so alone. There was a weird kid that I tried to talk to but I was invisible and weird.

Then I started losing my baby face and developed into someone decently handsome at times. Then I spiked his interest but the last time he tried to talk I just have him death stare and kept walking. Previously I heard him say rude shit while my headphones were on. They were but there was no music

I don't talk to those people anymore. I even dropped weeb club.

The theatre geeks are my homies for life

>>5224071
My hair's pretty long and I kind of have enough for a hitlerish style - without moustache. But I could shave it off if you wanted

>>5224431
>high school
>and ugly

You must be 18+ and beautiful to post here.

new thread:
>>5225403
>>5225403
>>5225403