mtf general: I only made the new thread so I could reply to

nth for kill me pls

Ok

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>>5221423

nth for being a disgusting talentless gender chimera

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xth for waiting impatiently

>tfw none of your cis friends understand why you have issues finding sex
>limited transportation
>anxiety out the ass
>nonpassing tranny
>house full of people, can't fuck here
>standards
>None of these exist to them
How're you tonight, /mtfg/?

I'm happy right now.

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>>5221423
>Post pics

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>>5221436
I'm sorry :( I'm not joking, honest

>>5221448
I know, just, the last time I saw her she was rhyming about nigs :)

>>5221456
What??

>>5221465
Pretty good, bus tickets bought and blockers tomorrow. Sorry your sitch sucks

>>5221445
ah ok well I'm sure you'll get it down ;)
I remember doing a cover of the Dark World theme from LttP in Famitracker but I'm not sure if I like it still :/

>>5221465
that's rough :/
I'm doing ok, just can't wait for tomorrow to tell my doc to bump up my dosage so I can actually feel some effects of HRT finally

There's already a thread too many, please recycle,.
>>5219841

>tfw a hon and hugboxed by everyone

What's the legit thread?

>>5221482
PIIIICS

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>>5221489
me dressed in old guy clothes
kill me pls

>>5221495
Lel kill yourself

>>5221495
mones? blockers??

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>>5221499
Fuck you anon, kill yourself

>>5221499
tried. Nothing

>>5221500
10 months mones a few days ago

>>5221482
iktf >>5221472

>>5221489
>>>5219841

hey

are we using this one now??

>>5222472
Of course not.
It was made by oddish.

>>5222475
racist
pokemon can make threads too

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Post fallout 4 characters

is this the thread

>>5222549
Kill me

>>5222549
it is now cuz we in it

>>5222552
oh no

>>5222553
good good good
imm finna tryin 2 b leavin for nashville in a few hours
VACATION
I LIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE

>>5222553
>having a big ego

>>5222555
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAA
how long u gonna be there also post pics

>>5222557
who carez

>>5222561
Big egos aren't welcome in our thread

yo mtfg who /Diwali/ here? gonna go collecting firewood later on then come back in for curry and stuff

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>>5222564
bite me

>>5222561
today till monday
and yeah im gonna post a lot of pics
probably too many
you're gonna love it
then get sick of em
and then be like
>OKAY ana we get it smdhh

>>5222565
Kill yourself faggot

>>5222568
No thanks
Don't want catch something

>>5222569
coooooooool i cant wait to be tired of them!!!!!!! jk doe.

are u still sharing a bed with that girl lol

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>>5222534
>met up with a trip here
>we had a genuinely good time. chilled/cuddled
>all because we both weren't so autistic that we couldnt function with another human being
those two really set a bad precedent for meetups. even better because a bunch of people were saying it was going to end badly before hand because they were basically trying to force a lewd friendship in the matter of a couple days.

You faggots need to stop making multiple threads.

>>5222573
>are u still sharing a bed with that girl lol
yeah. yikes amirite!??!?

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>tfw the last 3 times I've gone outside I've been obviously checked out by really qt grils
>tfw really wanna cuddle them and do lewd things
>tfw bf

Bi life is pure suffering. Also I don't know what the fuck has been happening lately, like i know I'm passing but I have never had this much attention from grils before, I must look like a huge dyke.

>>5222580
yikes.................. but also....................................... *wonk*

>>5222574
last time i met up with a trip we sat around in seattle and it was fun

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>>5222583
I met up with 2 anons and it was ok....

...until later on and it turned out one was a chaser

>>5222583
what even
>>5222574
^

>>5222591
wowe that wasn't the right one, meant to reply to >>5222574

>>5222591
>it turned out one was a chaser
Shyamalin twist... You were the chaser!

>>5222587
haha yeah
*wonk*
hahahaha
maybe!

>>5222591
Did he have a chaser shirt on? Or was it just painfully obvious that he wasnt trans and was just in it for the gt and jormy butt?

>>5222587
>meeting with autism

>>5222591

How did the chaser act? Were they just like "lol yeah, beings trans, right? Now let's rub dic... I mean tinklers together! :D

why is some1 like me studying economics at this time
>>5222607
i met a cuteposter and she's cooler than all my friends

maybe i'm just autism

>>5222603
ehehhehhhehhheheueeuuhueh
no but
its gonna be cool. and no work 2day!

>>5222607
she was fun
haato was fun too

>>5222574
gonna have Aife visit for my birthday and we're gonna check out castles and go to the beach and she's gotta meet all my friends and my family and we're gonna be insufferable desu

just paid for my rhinoplasty, this is the most money i've ever spent in one go, fuck, now i have £50 to my name. fuckin cleaned out my savings and my current

>>5222617
>and no work 2day
yeah about that....

im only going in for two hours to do the money and let my guys kno whats up for the weekend tho. it'll be chill.

How many of you here transitioned cus of agp? legit curious

>>5222631
its hard to transition because of a meme

>>5222602
I was taken at the time, no chasing for me

>>5222606
>>5222612
Well I knew there was another girl around here, and an anon one day asked if I wanted to hang out, so I assumed it was her. Turns out it was some neckbeard. The girl saw us talking on here and came along too though, thankfully. We went to some gaymer thing he suggested so I naturally assumed the guy was gay. Turns out I assumed wrong again, he was "straight". Later on he added kira on skype and told her a bunch of stuff like "ohh yeh jormy is obviously the partying casual dating kind of girl ;)"

woke up early and can't get back to sleep -__-

how is everyone this morning?

>>5222617
>autism isn't fun

>>5222636
If by AGP they mean, fantasizing about yourself being a woman starting at puberty, then yeah that's a reason that people transition for.

>>5222639
?anon u should ama i met a trip hello?
>>5222638
dope B) hope u are too
>>5222637
ohh yeh....
wanna come party im def a girl in ur area

(joke)

night thread

>>5222645
Which trip?

>>5222638
alone

>>5222638
Contemplating on suicide

>>5222637
Is it even possible to give off a partying casual dating girl vibe?. I bet that chaser still lurks here still too. Probably the one always insulting you.

>>5222638
magical Vivi

is Vivi short for Violet or Vivienne/Vivian? I'm a Vivienne. It's a cool name

>>5222645
nice
and nah just tired and a little cranky :/
night

>>5222648
:( well at least you got /mtfg/...

>>5222651
d-don't do that :< why you thinking about that?

>>5222638
My throat hurts because alcohol last night so I almost cried on my way into work this morning because it made my voice sound rally bad while practicing.

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>>5222631
Chinese cartoons made me transition ;_;

Man I wish I could how I do in the hours after I take estrogen 24/7

Feels nice to actually feel like a normal girl for a while instead of a fucking male greaseball

>>5222654
supeeerrrr
and it's short for Vivian! I really love most names that start with a V though.

>>5222657
aw :( well at least you know why your voice did work that well so you know it's not anything that's your fault! It sucks but just try to look on the bright side <3

>>5222656
I can't cuddle with the internet tho ._.

>>5222660
*feel how

fucking hell, the dysphoria may stop after taking e but the retardation sure doesn't

>>5222656
Why live?
There is no point

>>5222637

>"ohh yeh jormy is obviously the partying casual dating kind of girl ;)"

Oh, so he called you a slag because you didn't shag him?

What a supreme gentleman.

>tfw things are going good but you still hate yourself and want to die

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>>5222653
>Is it even possible to give off a partying casual dating girl vibe?.
Well some girls I know kinda do... mostly by sleeping with anyone who looks at them
>I bet that chaser still lurks here still too. Probably the one always insulting you.
Wow you might be onto something

>>5222662
you're just not trying hard enough :3
but no I understand that feel :< don't worry you'll find a cuddle buddy

>>5222664
of course there's a point! There's always something to work towards to ward off the thoughts of death. It's just about finding the motivation to keep pushing through. When you're not feeling so low, look in your life and try and find one thing you can work on and give yourself a reason to live. If it's transitioning, focus on that! If it's making some art thing, focus on that! Even a faint interest like being good at mixing drinks, could lead you to taking some bartending classes and doing something you like!

>>5222669
There is only darkness.
It's time to embrace it and join my parents.

>>5222661
I try to. Drinking some coffee feels like it's loosened something up so that's a relief at least.

Also thank god my work wifi is finally unbanned. Someone shitposted on /toy/ so I wasn't able to kill time all week by posting here like I usually do

>>5222654
Vivian is such a nice name, it's sort of a family name for me passed down from some great great great grandmother or other and one daughter each generation gets it as a second name.

>my sister didn't get called it
>no other children this generation
>did my parents know I was going to be a tranny from birth??
>spooky

>>5222671
well look at what your parents would want for you :/ they would want you to thrive and try and at least try to look past whatever is making you feel upset. I'm just saying you should give life a chance before instantly going "nope darkness and death is the only way out"
Trust us, a lot of us have been in the same place and are most likely willing to help

>>5222676
that's good!
and that's good too, but how did it get banned from shitposting? did someone see some shit and ban the wifi?

>>5222661
>>5222679

fuck I'm too excited this morning to post properly, fucking hopeless

>>5222679
ah ok! that's really beautiful, I love family names that are passed down.

>Elizabeth is a middle name passed down through my family to first female born
>Male name passed down to son gets full name of grandpa (so I'm the 3rd)
>If I was born a female I would have been named Sarah Elizabeth instead and not gotten male family name
>double awkward

can a generally unpassing face be fixed with ffs without spending over 40k+?

>>5222681
It was an IP ban, yeah.

What kind of person even posts on /toy/ though, let alone gets IP banned from it, I can't even imagine.

Goood morning everyone. Just about to make my skittles. My cars still broken so it looks like I might not be working today. Unless my parents let me use their car...hopefully not. Hope we all have a wonderful day!

>>5222690
oh wow I thought your work imposed the ban, I didn't realize it was a 4chan ban

exactly, and at that, who even goes and shitposts on /toy/, that's like a grown adult bullying an 8-year-old

>>5222687
It really depends on the face.

>>5222693
>Just about to make my skittles.
You make your hrt?
Are you a chemist?

>>5222685

yeah if I had been born female and not intersex presumed/raised male, my mother was going to call me Brighty (ew), Hester (I have an H starting surname and local accent often drops the 'H' from words- baaad) or the feminised form of my Granddad's name (Francesca or Frankie would have been ok desu)

being saddled with a fairly gender neutral name and choosing an overtly male name during high school to show off what a man I was(n't) and then choosing my own name during transition... maybe I got off lightly not being called Brighty

Sarah Elizabeth sounds nice honestly

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I've got a job interview coming up this weekend, looks like I can finally get myself out of this rut and concentrate on transitioning, couldn't be happier right now!

>>5222701
Brighty...no offense you dodged a bullet there haha

It's ok, could have been worse...if my sister was born male she would have been named Peter (eeewwwwww)

but yea Sarah Elizabeth isn't too bad, I'm not a big fan of Sarah though. I like hipster old-timey names so that's why Vivian speaks so well to me. If I didn't choose Vivian I probably would have gone with Victoria, Annabelle (although my sister's name has Anna in it too so idk about that), or Valencia.

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>>5222698
Oh! y-yes I do. I am studying chemistry after all!

>go out in boymode
>two drunk girls and a dude make fun of my hair while waiting for the streetlights
>stoically totally pretend to not hear them, 1000 yard stare
>gigglingly but worried one of the girls tell the dude that maybe he shouldn't make fun of me
>dude asks why because he has no decency
>girl says "well he is a big guy.. "
>dude suddenly sobers to the peril he has put himself in by taunting this wall of muscle, bones and pure terror
>yeah I guess he is..
T-thanks

>>5222716
>>girl says "well he is a big guy.. "
4U

i just moved into a new place, and did it all in girl mode. first night here someone spray painted FAGGOT on the fence.

i am fucking terrified of going outside

>>5222713
OMG, you should start a hrt black market!
It would be tons easy to get customers too, just go to /b/ and ask the neckbeards who wants to be a qt grill.

>>5222722
They did you a favor. Going outside is shit

>>5222722
Time to start carrying mace/a knife

>>5222697
Nope, it was a 4chan ban. They have a public wifi for contractors to use and it doesn't require a username and password, so I don't think they care what people use for.

>>5222732
cant get mace in this country

a knife i could do (illegally) but im a massive weakling anyway

>>5222721
Memes do little to ease my pain

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>>5222716

>>5222734
Well if your country is anything like mine the police are useless so you'd better find some way of protection. Scared for you :s

>>5222739
Brad is it awkward going back to work after getting cosmetic surgery? After ffs did you still have bandages or anything that people comment on?

>>5222744
I work for a fairly large company at the moment and I don't really have any "work friends" so most people didn't give a shit aside from awkward looks. I still have no clue if people think I'm trans or just an awkward weird looking feminine man.

>>5222749
Hmm okay. I also work for a pretty big company with no work friends in the same industry as you do so I figured my experience after I get ffs will be similar to yours. I think I can handle awkward looks. I already get those all the time from what hormones did.

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>>5222703
neat

>>5222740
they are pretty bad. run of the mill racist, sexist, homophobic transphobic scum

im kinda used to living in fear of people but this is something else

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>>5222690
/toy/ you say????

>>5222736
Well I'm out of ideas

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>>5222697
>tfw 8 year olds get banned because they didnt read the rules and proclaim their age

kek, bless their innocence

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hi guys whats up

>tfw you just want to die in your sleep

I feel like hanging out here every day has done me nothing but harm. I mean sure its nice to talk to other people who can relate but like being here every day has taken a toll, I thought I could just sit here till hrt did its thing and then I could have lived my life irl, now I see its much more of a complex issue than that and my transition is going to be one of the tougher ones. No one cares anyway so I just needed to tell myself this to not feel so bleak. I am pretty sure my antics left everyone feeling I am cringey as shit and by no means is that who I am irl. Maybe I should just go anon from now on too.

>>5222798
Thats the neet feelings m8, find something to divert your time to even if its the stupidest shit in the world. sitting on a pc all day does fuck all for your health, both physical and mental.

>>5222798
I never saw your antics I'll be your friend. Remember you're here forever though.

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Tell me about MTFG

Why does it lack the shitposts

>>5222808
Well thankfully me and my brother are talking again, he is going to help me make a resume tomorrow and be my job coach. My goal is to get a job before christmas and to move out before new years. I am going to stay in my area hopefully for a while, till I can fully transition and then I would like to move, I do like the ease of hrt and the fact I can change my name and gender legally relatively easily.

>>5222814
Post butt!

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>>5222819
just a peak

>>5222824
qt! Post gt!

Finally got to sleep for another hour and I feel a lot better -3-

>>5222733
ah ok

>>5222774
kek

>feel really pretty today
>old man at work who always compliments my outfits doesn't say anything about it
I'm going back home and going to bed.

>>5222798
>I thought I could just sit here till hrt did its thing and then I could have lived my life irl, now I see its much more of a complex issue

correct

>my transition is going to be one of the tougher ones.

physically it isnt. socially it might be

>>5222816
Good, make sure u follow up on everything and dont bitch out of everything, trust me as a sperglord not behaving like a pussy was the key to getting my life on track after being a neet for 3 years.

>>5222833
Past fit, old men don't know what looks good anyway.

>>5222842
Post* swipe keyboards suck

>>5222798
>I thought I could just sit here till hrt did its thing and then I could have lived my life irl
tfw
3 years and counting

>>5222824
Stop tobyposting.

>>5222840
Yeah I will stick to it, I have to. Also its been only 7 months for me as a neet so I am sure I can snap out of it and grow the fuck up again. I mean I may sound like a pathetic fuck but I really did make moves before hrt really kicked in and made me a tired ball of depressed laziness. Maybe I needed this break from everything, like I was working so hard I thought I was going to die and now I am so bored all I want to do is work. I never want to be this bored again. At least I gave my body some time off from outside and all the hard physical work I used to do, I even got my skin color to get much more pale which was also my goal.

>>5222860
whoops, trip went away for some reason

How many people here have had relationships before? Got into something recently that looks like it might go that way.
Excited desu.

>>5222860
I wish you the best Kayla and good luck

>>5222866
I'm excited for you!

>>5222866
Awesome! congrats!!
I've had relationships with girls but not guys :/

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>>5222867
thanks, and I wish the best for everyone else even though sometimes I snap

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even link is a cuter girl than you

>>5222873
But Link has always been a cuter girl than me

>>5222873
Ofcourse, she's a princess.
Whats really sad is that even zelda is more girly than me

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>>5222872
kayla was i too mean to you all those years ago

>tfw standing in staircase and wondering if it's high enough

>>5222866
I had an interesting relationship for a few years
As far as I know it wasn't gay because he's ftm but neither of us were transitioning during the relationship so it was double-straight

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>>5222871
>>5222868
Thanks! It's a guy, hes really sweet.
>>5222887
I've never actually met another trans person irl. Where do they all hide?

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Good morning mtfg! How are you girls today? ^_^

>>5222895
ive met like 3 super interesting transgirls on tindr

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>>5222896
Why is the trip gone korra?
Is this some sort of ruse?

I can honestly say, if someone were prefer fallout 4's dialogue wheel to the previous fallout dialogue system, i would unironically think a lot less of them.
My capacity for being petty has grown

>>5222896
Sitting here listening to a house playlist on spotify senpai

>>5222866
I think I may have one of the longest-running relationships around here, we met back in highschool

>>5222905
I like it so far, the female VA is actually pretty good. the male one however is total garbage

>>5222895
aww <3

>>5222896
I'm great! :D
Got my Planned Parenthood meeting, possibly getting dinner with my grandma tonight, and I'm STILL SO HYPED CLOUD IS COMING TO SM4SH :DDDDDDD

>>5222902
I was posting on /v/ about Cloud coming to Sm4sh and forgot it was off lol

>>5222906
Sounds like a good morning desu

>tfw breasts have been thoroughly fondled
Hows mtfg doing today?

>>5222905
it's breddy sad that that was rlly the only thing carried on out of mass effect
did you see the rlly early mass effect videos before release where it was much more like kotor with how you could switch team mates and stuff? so much potential that just kept getting worse and worse

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>>5222905
I used to be a rabid fallout fan and I don't get why they did this. In fallout 3 and new vegas you could play though a million different ways and never use the same lines of speech. Also part of the skill and fun was figuring out what to say to each character as to not piss them off or to piss them off on purpose.

>>5222908
But you can't fucking tell what you're going to say.

>>5222916
I'm super busy trying not to think about the person I want to fondle my breasts.

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>>5222905
>>5222908
>voice actors
what the shit. Is fallout just mass effect now or something?
>>5222907
Thats amazing senpai. Why do you think its lasted so long?

>>5222911
Seriously me, stop samefagging up the thread lol. Trip on Korra! (super glad for the planned parenthood thing though!)

>>5222913

>>5222913
well its 3pm here and my sister is dragging me out clubbing tonight, i havent been out for drinks for ages and im shitting bricks

Is it true the speedrunner cosmo is trans now?

>>5222926
It'll be fine senpai. Go out and have fun and pick up a qt boy!

>>5222927
Did he come out recently or something?

>>5222924
I KNOW lol and thanks :p
BUT YES I'M TOTALLY GONNA MAIN HIM WITH GRENINJA I DON'T CARE

>>5222923
Idk, we genuinely love, trust and care about each-other and try to communicate, tbqh we're probably a little co-dependent too

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>>5222916
>tfw have someone to fondle breasts but noone to hold you close and tell you everything will be OK
>tfw no bf

>>5222866
Congratulations!
I've had one long term relationship before with a guy, they're pretty great.

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>>5222916
S-Slut!

>>5222929
heh im just nervous cus clubs in my area are a bit shady, last time i was out a fight broke out and i got my nose broken

>>5222922
so you dont want them to grab your breasts and gently squeeze them whilst kissing your neck?

>>5222933
no bf feels suck ;-;

>>5222936
not a slut, we aint even done anything sexual

>>5222929
Yeah, I think so?
I just checked (her?) channel and the name is changed to Narcissa so I guess it's legit?

>>5222941
>Narcissa
fucking snowflake names

>>5222943
its short for narcissistic

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>>5222933
>>tfw no bf
We did it mtfg! She's straight again.

>>5222940
>not a slut, we aint even done anything sexual
So, fondling breast isn't sexual?

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>>5222943
Well, yeah
but, look, we can't all be well-adjusted Trannies, can we now?

>>5222947
Awwww yisss!
Kit is safe.

>>5222919
Y'know, the dialogue wheel shit alone has pretty much drained like 70% of the potential enjoyment I could have had out of this game. Makes me so sad

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>>5222943
She's already dyed her hair a snowflake pink color as well.

>>5222951
no...bra was still on...dont think he knows how to undo them

>>5222940
Yes they do. ;~;

>>5222947
>>5222954
Oh, no I'm not ;~;
I'm still just as bi as ever

>>5222957
Hm, with a bit of HRT I see potential, am I the only one?

>>5222957
jesus christ those teeth...but besides she already passes better than I do ;-;

>>5222960
... Oh... Your dating a neckbeard... Why?

>>5222967
he's not a neckbeard, he's a virgin. and we're not dating, its complicated

>>5222968
>he's not a neckbeard, he's a virgin. and we're not dating, its complicated
Geez, just stick it in already, its a simple equation sweety. Just do it (Think of Shia)

>>5222963
Are you calling Dubya a liar?

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>>5222960
>fondling breasts with bra still on

>>5222952
She's a great example of a more masculine shaped cis girl, pretty sure she's cis but her body has always given me a transgirl vibe.

>>5222964
idk but she definitely needs to fix her teeth and work on her voice a ton. I think she can pass but probably not attractive.

>>5222957
Braces and a bit of weight on hrt and she'll be so cuuute

>>5222964
i've seen cis women that look like that desu senpai

Oh my God I just checked the oil in my car and it is pretty much zero. No wonder it's been running like shit. Looks like this girl is off to the store with her bike.

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>>5222930
I coulda sworn you were already on hrt, my grandma memory is awful lool. You and everyone else is gunna main him. ; (

>>5222937
Ooooh that does sound shady. Be careful! (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

>>5222941
Well that's not too surprising considering he (she) was really twinky before.

>>5222952
My life goal right here is to look like my cousin senpai

>>5222960
teach him

>>5222973
I'm saying dubya proclaimed victory after toppling my gay leader, but is about to waste trillions fighting a guerilla war with gay insurgents.

>>5222971
>stick it in
im a virgin too, i dont think 2 virgins just sticking it in will go well

>>5222974
n-no l-lewd

>>5222982
could do...

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>>5222866
forever alone

I recently made a profile on some queer dating site

dunno if I should trigger gender "other" or "male" since I live boymode
dunno if I should write a lot about myself or next to nothing

shit's confusing, and add to that my self confidence issues

>>5222984
You should limit it to one person sticking it in at a time. It'll go smoother.

>>5222983
ilu

>>5222965
don't confuse passing with attractive, plenty of cis girls have shitty teeth

>>5222989
I dont think should be sticking it in at all when not even gotten his thing out yet

>>5222981
Well this was way before i started transitioning, someone got in my face and i wasnt in the best of moods.. i was a troubled soul back then

>>5222991
is he scared?

>>5222984
>im a virgin too, i dont think 2 virgins just sticking it in will go well
LAME! But thats how every romance film starts bb.

>>5222996
don't think so. think he's waiting for me to feel comfortable when in reality i am but too shy to go for it

>>5222998
this aint a romance film

>>5222994
This time should go lots better then. oh dear. (￣▽￣)

>>5223002
>this aint a romance film
No but its the closest thing on mtfg.
Post butt!

>>5223002
>this ain't a romance film
C-couldnt it be? ;~~; awkward first steps are really cute

>>5222989
ilu2 anon ^^

>>5223005
>post butt
W-wut. ive not even posted face, i aint posting butt

>>5223006
we're cute?

>>5223007
Your fumbling is cute.

>>5223007
post ankle

>>5223007
to be fair, a butt is more anonymous than a face

>>5223002
just rub his boner and let him know your ready if youre too shy. if he goes too far just left him know its all about subtley

>>5223005
Not her but can I post mine if I wanna? (*≧▽≦)

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>>5223007
Yessss you are! Everyone remembers their first time fumbling, it's freaking adorable.

>>5223008
:3

>>5223009
i know im english but im not victorian

>>5223012
true

>>5223013
ive done that already, was gently rubbing it outside his jeans alst night

>>5223015
first time fumbling?

>>5223018
Next time you're rubbing his jeans look him in the eyes and start
>can we umm...
Then look down at where your hand is, blush, and trail off.

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>>5222981
You're a nigger?

>>5223018
>i know im english but im not victorian
I fucking lost it

thanks so much, great way to start my day

>>5223018
>>5223020
this

>>5223020
>eye contact
yeh...i cant do eye contact, like at all, i cant evne look at peoples faces. its something im trying to get over but its hard

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px7xb7qGIQQ

them vibes

>>5223018
>first time fumbling?
Like, having intimate contact with someone like that when still a virgin. I'm saying it's cute .__.

>>5223018
>>5221495

Hi Jenna nice picture

>>5223021
I'm black yes. But in case you didn't know that's a terribly rude way to phrase it.ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ

>>5223028
keep trying Jemma I have faith in you ^_^

>>5223028
eye contact is dumb, even when you should be doing it just look at their brow above their nose. Less intimidating for you and it still seems like direct eyecontact to them.
>this one little trick
seriously though, it's the only thing I can do now and people think I'm more confident for it.

>>5223030
ohhh right. yeh its like, what do we do

>>5223031
thats literally not even me, ask anyone ive actually shown pics to

>>5223034
>Jemma
triggered desu

>>5223036
i'll try that, thanks anonchan

>>5223039
the Jenna where I work at is really cool and takes no shit from people make eye contact silly !! ^_^

>>5223007
Butts are practically anonymous, trust me.

>>5223014
Do it. Butt posting increases your social level here. Its a fact.

>>5223028
I have same when I'm feeling like shit

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>>5223039
>its like, what do we do
You two should like, cuddle in your underwear

>>5223054
C-can we cuddle in our underwear?

>>5223048
>fully revert
learn some anatomy

this is as bad as that guy that was telling some dude to get his gf's gt stuffed after srs.
imagine that mounted on a wall... or a used as a strap-on

>>5222895
Liberal areas

>>5223045
>really cool
that exludes me right away

>>5223050
im not posting butt -_-
i dont have a webcam to take a pic and my phone would require me to stand on my desk chair to even get near the mirror

>>5223053
its horrible

>>5223054
but he might be able to see tinkler if we do

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>>5223015
>You will never fumble around with Elanna while shaking like a leaf.

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hi girls what's going on rn?

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>>5223048
Its not like I needed to feel okay today.

>>5223059
>its horrible

at this days I have trouble keeping eye contact and talking with people, and just want to go home asap

hope they don't think im rude

>>5223059
you didnt tell him?

>>5223065
Kaaayyy how are you? ^_^

>>5223072
I dunno, I feel like crud Tbh

>>5223055
C-can you come to Edmonton? ;~;

>>5223059
Possibly, but like, that's why you wear a pair that lets you tuck well. The first time I ever took my clothes off around someone the panties stayed on and it worked out ok.

>>5223063
;_; that sucks, and I would actually love to fumble around with someone too. Someone's first time would be the cutest.

>>5223059
>i dont have a webcam to take a pic and my phone would require me to stand on my desk chair to even get near the mirror
OMG, I tried to take a butt pic on my chair recently, I fell over and hurt myself though.

>>5223064
Butt posting!
Do it!
Elanna will explode.

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>>5223032
How do you know I'm not black, thereby having the qualifications to say it myself? Huh?

You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not black. Not white either. Pic actually related. Is this shit still being archived? Congrats on looking better than 99% of the population here. You know who you are. No homo.

>>5223039
>literally not even me

Sure Jenna, hope you're having a good day

>>5223071
He knows but still

>>5223076
i tuck well but im still nervous about him looking in that direction

>>5223079
>fell off chair taking butt pic
its a sign that lewds is bad

>>5223086
it really isn't, i dont wear glasses. also this aint goign to get me to post a pic. dont try this bullshit on me

>>5223074
Stop having a damsel in distress syndrome like a little bitch you two faced cunt. No matter how feminine you want to act, you are still masculine as fuck so get over yourself.

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>>5223050
kayy

>>5223083
Its kay. Its more annoying than offensive when someone does that anyway. I live in the deep racist south so I hear nigga like 400 times a day lol

>>5223020
>>5223020
OMGGGGGG I NEED A BOYFRIEND SO BAD

>>5223064
Kit!! Hiyaa

I sat next to Alex today, he was being silly and listening to a harry Potter audio book in class cause he had nothing else to do
Then he started copying the narration out loud to me and I laughed sooooooo much

ALSO the cis girls in my class are jealous of my hair and cheekbones yyyyeeeeaaaa

>>5223095
sure they are honey

>>5223092
Daaamn, dats a nice booty.

>>5223076
I'll start saving for the plane fair right away! <3

>>5223064
Hey kit. Nothing much, how ru?

>>5223088
I mean, he knows right? I understand nervousness about that, but like, I don't think him seeing it will change how he perceives you. It scared me to have my boyfriend see it for the first time, but it didn't change anything between us.

>>5222981
I am on HRT o: just I feel like they ain't doing anything cause my low dosage. I'm going in for my one-month checkup and gonna try to go up to 100mg spiro and 2mg estradiol.
And I know and I don't care >:}

>>5222990
good point

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Yo this tea is just fucking corn and it's kind of good wtf

>>5223103
he does know

now that i have been catcalled do i get to be part of the girl club

>>5223115
Congratulations!
Your girlclub tampons are in the post

>>5223097
No they actually are

I mean I got nothing else going for me but it's something!!

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>>5223079
i dont wanna ;~; im too shy
is your friday night going good?

>>5223095
erinnnn :3

OMG.. @_@ is he your bf yet??

>>5223103
umm im pretty good i fell asleep and just woke up and its now 12:30 am ><

are you good elanna?

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>>5223092
Living in NY, saying that word more than I should.

Actually not at all. I just have a tendency to be really rude to people I'm never going to meet.

>>5223088
>get me to post a pic

Already seen you Jenna

>>5223127
when?

>>5223098
Thanks!(=´∇｀=)

>>5223106
Ohh for some reason I thought unwete self medding. I need to find out how to get legit hrt asap desu (>tfw no insurance) well even if everyone mains him he looks hella fun. The amount of detail paid to his source material is ridiculous x.x

>>5223115
Maddie you were always part of the club bb :v

>>5223122
Well mtfg has a few really catty bitches so I can understand that sentiment. But I'm not one of those girls (unless someone attackse, then I go for the throat ^^; )

>>5223120
Friday night is going wanderbah!
In other words I'm drunk as fuck...
...Post buttt...

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>>5223120
NO he's literally the hottest guy in class it's not gonna be that easy

I'm working on it though

>>5223064

Hey Kittttt
Moving a doctor's appointment because I'm ironically sick (also because my bloodwork isn't done).

How did exams go?

>>5223110
Then if he cares about you, if that ever happens I don't think it will change anything. Like, I remember the prospect of anyone seeing being terrifying, but what really happened was the guy I was with said "you're beautiful and I don't care about it". I imagine if something happened between you and him like that, he would react similarly.

>>5223120
I'm better this morning yeah, I slept in and missed my early class though ;~; I needed the sleep after last night. How did your exam go?

Less talk, more butts

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>>5223153

>>5223119
its a nice feel ^_^

>>5223146
i suppose, its just, letting him see it is scary. cos its like he may think and see me as a cute girl but then when he sees's it stuff could change

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>>5223134
>catty bitches

>>5223158
If you want something more from him you'll have to approach that obstacle eventually.

>>5223108
Yoooooooo!

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hey im gonna try applying falsies today for the first time, is there anything i should know first or any tips?

>>5223158
If everything else is fine with him, it's not really that likely to change everything. Even though yes, it's a terrifying time.

If he knows it exists already, I doubt it would change things.

>>5223158
>>5223163
>>5223169
This is kinda funny. Imagine finding yourself in a situation like this.

>>5223163
yeh, i guess

>>5223169
okay. when we get there, or if, i'll try to take it slow

>>5223155
Ha!

>>5223173
>Imagine
I think a lot of us have been in exactly her position before.

>>5223180
Oh I didn't mean being in Jenna's position. She can't help it, the poor soul.
The dude's perspective is comedy goldmine.

>>5223158
It sounds like he cares about you, and sees you as a girl. The fact that you have a penis shouldn't change that. It's scary, but people aren't defined by their genitals, you're a person, and you're a girl, and I doubt he'll see anything else.

>>5223166
Whatever you do post the results here madson.

>>5223187
>tfw genitals aren't big enough to define me
I'll never be a proper futa like my chinese cartoons ;_;

>>5223166
Sorry Maddie I always have my makeup artist do it for me. She did tell me you need to do it slow and ideally with a friend and to blend it with mascara

>>5223159
I tire of all the pointless bitchiness personal attacks and endless drama desu. Thankfully it's just a handful of them

>>5223187
I know but im still immensely nervous.

>>5223190
I think there are surgeries even for that anon.
If people here who can afford can live out their sexual perversions I don't see why you can't.

>>5223193
I gets easier, but unfortunately not until you start doing it.

>>5223193
No reason to be nervous, just be calm

>>5223202
>>5223203
tonight if we cuddle i might try making a move on him

>>5223185
I asked my ex what it was like once. He said it was like being with a girl who was shy because it was her first time, although he basically at one point went "oh, there's a boner pushing against me, that's new but OK"

bleh that was SO stressful trying to let a skunk out of the trap without getting sprayed

>>5223193
I say do it!

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>>5223206
>mfw it ends like pic related for you

(*≧▽≦)

>>5223211
Why were you doing that?

>>5223206
It's really heart warming seeing all the people cheering you on

>>5223213
i'll see how much i can do

>>5223215
i dont have condoms or lube though :/

>>5223218
it is nice to see it. i'll make sure to update mtfg on what happens

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>>5223215
That is literally the best position. I assume.
Good taste senpai.

>>5223208
>oh, there's a boner pushing against me, that's new
I get nightmares about that happening the first time I get with a guy. I'm sure it's not the end of the world when it happens but I'm not looking forward to it.

>>5223215
>tfw you will never be white

>>5223221
>>5223221
>i dont have condoms or lube though :/
You'd best go to the shop quick ;)

>>5223221
Bj!

>>5223231
But its nearly 5pm, im slowly doing coursework and not even dressed

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How do I convert a long neckscarf into a headwrap? I'm probs retarded for not knowing but I'm new to this girly stuff lol

>>5223221
>i dont have condoms or lube though :/
You could go out right now and buy them. Like this very instant.

>>5223235
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>5223235
Ask him to pick it up then. That'll get the message across too.

>>5223252
i'll probably just try this >>5223232

>>5223235
>not even dressed
I've done a condom run with my covers wrapped around me and slippers on.
just hold on tight

>>5223255
>>5223258
Lol

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>>5223142
;___; you poor thing
i hope you feel better soon !

umm my exam went OK I think, I kinda didn't finish the last essay but I think it was good enough to pass, not sure tho


>>5223146
;~; well im glad you got more rest atleast
umm exam went ok !! i hope i did enough but idk

>>5223257
I'm always right

>>5223257
Look your bp is obviously hoping for some action. And while that action might not happen tonight it's good to be prepared. It's not like there is an expiry date on this stuff.

>>5223227
These feelings, the first time or two, were a bit of a mindscrew on both ends :/

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>>5223191
>pointless bitchiness personal attacks

I think you already know got this, but for entertainment purposes only.. You really have to look at the root of all their problems, as cliche as it may sound. It's a fucked up conversation for you to be having in the first place. The types of people you are referring to are absolutely always throwing rocks from a glass house and never in a position to be doling out commentaries nor advices.

>>5223265
heh

>>5223266
i'll get some next time im in my city centre, which i think will be my birthday

Jenna is a nice girl, 2bh. She deserves to be pumped full of cum.

>>5223277
lel those two things sound pretty funny in the same sentence.