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/mtfg/ Male to Female General

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Dream of a big butt edition

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT
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▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
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Old thread >>5218082
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>>5219841
If it's any consolation, I prefer your thread theme.
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FIRST FOR POTC IS BEAUTIFUL AND WE ALREADY HAVE ONE HERE
>>5219835
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how dangerous is DIY hrt?
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How many of you know in your heart that you aren't actually a girl and are just pretending?
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>>5220115
i transitioned so i can escort and get myself through lawschool, i grew up in a foster home and thus dont have "real" parents and my fosterparents have like 40other kids, they cant obviously finance us, so i thought if i spent 2-3years transitioning (which i did) i could become one of those elite escorts that charge 600-1000 the hour for incalls, i already have ffs, breast augmentation but im unsure what to do for my butt.

getting pumped is deadly and always leads to issues
fat transfers dont last (friends i know get a fattransfer once a year like they get injections every 6months..)
and butt implants move, even according to dr. ryan stanton which is a huge advocate for implants instead of fat transfers.

so yes im essentially a gay guy who transitioned for money, but honestly, i wouldnt have it any other way. there are others who did it for money too (maybe not as good as a reason that i have) and have transitioned quite well and love to live their life the way they CHOSE to.

pic related madison, know her from my gay mother which went to school with her in irvine, she knew that as a twink she wouldnt be able to get as much money as she could if she were trans, so she transitioned.. her boyfriend currently owns a business called "shredz" which madison is one of the main models and earns quite alot, her boyfriend knows her transstatus, even though shes post-op.

probably one of the few most amazing people youll talk to if you decide to transition for other gains.
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>>5219841
dear god dat ass real?
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>>5220115
I do, I'm a transsexual not a girl
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>>5219841
I wish my ass looked that God.
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>>5220115
I know in my heart I'm a girl but I have a fucking male body.
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dead thread?
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>>5220259
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>>5220749
I don't think it was a bait
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>>5220756
Must suck being retarded
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>tfw you're a tranny
>tfw you just want blockers, hormones, and all the surgery it'll take to remove your dysphoria
>go to a support group for depression
>say I think that people who call themselves trans but don't transition are obnoxious bothers ruining any hope of trans people being widely accepted
>say I'd rather not be a tranny
>"GAAAAASP OMG ANON THAT'S SO TRANSPHOBIC YOU FUCKING BIGGOT WHERE IS YOUR TRANS* PRIDE REEEEEE"
>they actually stopped just short of shouting "REEEEEE"
>several people curl into the fetal position shouting "TRIGGERED!!"
>Ask why I should be proud of continuing depression, potential self-harm, suicide and a million other shitty things
>more intense version of same reaction, with someone actually shrieking in terror

ffs it's these fucking Tumblr support groups ruining everything

Why can there not be peace
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>>5220761
explain
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I just got some estradiol valeraat(Progynova) and it's labeled like birthcontrol pills. How do I take them do I start on a certain one or?
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>>5220780
I have a hard time believing that people like that exist
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>>5220821
You'd be shocked and appalled, many of them spoke of their love for tumblr so I guess that explains it
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>>5219841
Who else here are late mtf bloomers?
Not explicitly knowing as a kid is something that has put doubts in me about my transiness, but reading elsewhere, it's obvious that I was awkward because I was girly, yet too dumb to really understand. Only recently really put the pieces together.
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>>5220858
kayla is an agp late bloomer tbhon
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>>5220887
Ontario, Canada.

>DUDE WEED LMAO =D
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>>5220906
Yeah, it's pretty bad here

P.S. use 'tbqh', Hiroshimoot didn't know about it :)
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>>5220858
What is the cut off of early to late? I'm 26 and just starting.
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>>5220805
Do I skip the blue lined pills or no? I've seen some people say that they're no different, and others say they're reminder pills to skip.
Progynova from Qhi.
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>>5220913
Oh, well I'm 20. I meant late in finding out they were trans.. nvm. I'm a retard,
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>>5220780
I don't understand pride at all. I don't want to be proud. I want to be accepted.
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>>5220979
Exactly.

Fuck these people.
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>>5220933
That row is sugar pills, you need to take estrogen every day senpai
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>>5221000
Thank you Faye1000 ouo
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>>5220115
My head just tells me that it's going to be a really rough ride, really expensive, I'm never going to have biological children, I might end up alone for the rest of my life and it's ultimately possibly the worst decision ever. If it weren't for what I know in my heart, I wouldn't be transitioning.
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>>5220780
My mom doesn't know why I hate support groups after she sent them to me when I was underage.
Its this, I'm glad I get to choose not to go to them anymore
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This is still the active thread....

>>5219835
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>>5220979
Likewise. Gay men can be prideful, but .. unlike them, our goal is to fit into normal society.
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>>5221081
Generalizing still makes you a cunt

stay upset and lashing out that some people are more accepted than you
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>>5220084

Not so much as long as you're actually getting blood tests done and take things slowly.
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>>5220259
jesus, and people say I'M fake trans

>>5220115
I just want to be able to wake up and not feel like I want to take an industrial sand-grinder to my face

>>5220780
yep see this is why I don't go to my uni trans group for support

>>5220858
Me, I was sheltered from the concept of trans people until I found out at high school when I was 14. Then my parents started focusing on making sure I knew just how terrible those pesky trannies are. I think I must have told them "I want to be a girl" or something when I was a really little kid, either that or they're just really weirdly transphobic for people who don't know any. Also I'm not really feminine in personality and stuff apart from my mannerisms, but I'm even less masculine.

>>5220933
>>5221000
Wait what the fuck? Why would they even do this? I don't even think I've been paying attention.
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Just did my first business meeting today and I was the only one in business atire and I added precisely nothing of worth to the table; I have no idea how to adult >~>.
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which thread is *the* thread desu
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>>5221493
The other one just finished up, I hate duplicates
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>>5221493
idk I'm just gonna use this one :/
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>>5221493
This one.
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>>5221465
Im being forced away from a friend because I have a penis which I wish I didn't.
I can't see my best friend because I have a penis and her parents call me "still a dumb boy"
So basically its like i should kms

>>5221448
Baby girl face?
I
I don't get it.
Like I
I don't believe you think that.
Oh well.

Im just an idiot who tryhards looking nice even though I'm not.

>>5221475
I'm
I dont trust you but if you say so....
I just find it next to impossible to believe

>>5221482
show
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>>5221423
Idk, just feeling a bit less like a person, and more like a collection of body parts. A lot of anger. Idk, I basically got the answer for why I shouldn't post more than that, or post it again.

>>5221463
It's worth it titchbits, and someday you can have it too. I'll try not to feel bad about it.
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>>5221501
Maybe there will be better conversation.

Sigh.. I can't even lie to myself on that one
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>>5221506
What if we sung the Canadian national anthem together would that cheer you up elanna :0
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>>5221505
see >>5221495
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>>5221506
Ohhhhhh Cannnadaaaa
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how do you bend space and time to make what you want to happen happen, /mtfg/?

surely one of you magic users must know
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>>5221524
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
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>>5221528
Consult the Doctor
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>>5221493
I'm keeping tabs on both

>>5221505
Fair enough, this shit's hard

>>5221506
Most depressing thing I've read all day. Hang in there elanna
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>>5221506
I think that's fine to not want to feel like that elanna, and hopefully the ones here who aren't complete trolls can respect that, and will show they're here for you too <3

>>5221510
haha nope ;-;
that's why I'm going to bed lol
night everyone!
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>>5221531
Not you Quebec. Never.
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>tfw that the open borders idea for the commonwealth nations won't happen so i can't easily fuck off to canada and complain about the cold
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>>5221531
Get out of here Quebec D:<
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Heh tripcodes

>>5221534
May as well believe you and try to believe others
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>>5221540
working visa if you're under 30
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>>5220791
It's obviously someone's fantasy pasta.
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>>5221506
I was 100% serious about it, I really can't wait. 2, maybe 3 years. vagina. it'll be great.
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How do I get rid of a tummy bulge like this? I want a flat tummy ;__;

http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/3492088/#3492246
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>>5221528
What do you desire, kiwi?

>>5221539
Quebec, every time.

What prevents you from fucking off to here?
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>tfw in Canada currently and hating every second of it
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>>5221550
I don't know... Lose bodyfat% and hope it goes away.
Otherwise, liposuck.
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>>5221539
>implying the Canadian national anthem wasn't written in french first
It's not so much based on as it's literally a french canadian nationalist song.
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>>5221550
That's all posture. Not very bad. You could try exercises for anterior pelvic tilt but there's not a lot to correct.
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>>5221551
Haha,
>What prevents you from fucking off to here?
is meant for
>>5221540

>>5221552
What's so bad?
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my head is actively trying to murder me
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>>5221551
i want my record label to notice me senpai and send me what i asked for a week ago
i want the effects of 2 years of hrt right now
i want a qt tall boyfriend
i don't ask for much
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>>5221556
Everyone where I'm at is rude as fuck.
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>>5221563
Alberta?
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>>5221561
I thought you didn't like tall?
Jocelyn was tall
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>>5221554
*pet pet* I imply nothing because I don't know anything about it. It's a joke, calm your tits.
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>>5221556
Have you been to Minnesota?

Imagine that but a thousand times bigger and with 10 times more people.
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>>5221564
Montreal
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>>5221565
she's not a boy, i'm not into girls
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>>5221546
Hmm i'l have to look into that, probably want to go Uni first though

>>5221556
I'm guessing there are restrictions on visas and shit. Apparently hard to get residency which is silly since we all speak english and our culture is somewhat similar
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>>5221561
>tfw not a musician
>tfw see Dr. Chan
>tfw find one

>>5221563
New Waterford?

>>5221569
N-no...
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>>5221563
That's why you nee to move to BC

The sub-human faction of Quebec isn't really Canada. It's just French America.
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>>5221561
>tfw the super qt kiwi will never cuddle under blankets and watch netflix with you.
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>>5221523
I'm a hon that everyone hugboxes
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>>5221575
Im in Montreal
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>>5221576
Did you ever move, or are you still in the same part of BC?
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>>5221574
Yeah that's pretty gay tbqh but I guess it's part of the perceived immigrant problem despite how empty this country is

>>5221580
Well that explains everything.

>>5221578
I think you have a small chance at passing maybe
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>>5221576
I'm actually American. Im just here because my gf is having surgery done here

>>5221578
You dont look too bad
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>>5221582
I'm in the same part of BC yeah

I wish I could afford to move. Maybe I'll be able to if I sell my ass!

>>5221585
That's so nice that you're there for her. On behalf of Canada, I'm sorry about Quebec
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>>5221578
There's no real way to tell what you might look like if you lost like literally hundreds of pounds, like people have told you time and time again.

So you very well could pass flawlessly if you became a literal twig. Or not, you'll never know until you get there.
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>>5221566
Honestly it just reminds me that almost every single national anthem ever written is terrible and that their composers should be struck from historical record for crime against the musical arts.
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>>5221583
Canada has an immigration problem? I know we do (England) but I didn't know about lot. If it helps my favorite hockey team is the Leafs, pls gib passport
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>>5221583
It sucks ass here. At least I know what it's like here if I decide to have srs done with the same surgeon as my gf

>>5221588
She means the world to me. I had to be here. And thanks. This place is crap.
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how do i cover my boobs? i dont own a bra yet and i have to go out tomorrow, but my nipples are all pokey outie and its embarassing
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>>5221589
This. I have to lose weight before anything else really.
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>>5221593
>If it helps my favorite hockey team is the Leafs
Hurts your case. I'm sorry.
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I hope we all live this dream one day.
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>>5221596
Embrace it anon. Guys love pokey nipples.
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>>5221593
Well a lot of people seem to think Ontario in particular is the new England, it's silly honestly

>>5221596
bandage wrap
or you know, just swing those bitches
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>>5221592
>implying this isn't the tightest shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

>>5221599
Fuck, im stuck with it for life as well.
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>>5221592
It's written by the self hating cousins of the guys who write catchy commercial phrases.
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>>5221596
Sweater
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https://unsee.
cc/bapidore/

how are my #angles
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>>5221602
I read that as bondage wrap and got interested.
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>>5221608
>https://unsee.
>cc/bapidore/
better than mine
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>>5221608
Not great kiwi
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>>5221612
i-i still have a ways to go
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>>5221608
Your lips are killer
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>>5221603
This is, in fact, not the tightest shit.

This, on the other hand, is, and was written by an actual composer rather than by a musically untalented soldier on his off-day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTV92wqYjfA
(and no, I'm not a marxist)
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So what does mtfg think of link being confirmed trans?
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ok i've officially decided. i'm moving to portland.

to anyone who has any experience living there, is there anything i should know before going on vacation there for a week and looking at apartments etc?
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>>5221618
>Liking LoZ
>Playing LoZ
kek
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>>5221618
what happened???
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>>5221620
Niiice, I'm thinking of somewhere in Washington.
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>>5221620
>moving to portland
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>>5221618
The signs were getting really hard to miss with the way she was stealthily femming up more and more every game.
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oh well
bye huns
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Okay bitches, tomorrow is the fucking day.

I'm hopping on the buss at 10AM tomorrow to go see my endo and get fucking blockers.

Bullshit ends tomorrow. See you all when I'm ascended, and goodnight.

>>5221608
Not bad. You look p. good. Keep working at it.
>>5221609
Try that too
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>>5221629
grats
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Aife is my gf and we're officially the best mtf ship ok, i'm going to bed
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>>5221634
You're both cute together
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;-; everyone's going to bed
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>>5221616
Thats actually pretty good, shame I can't understand any of it. It aint got nothing on Erika though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
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>>5221624

washington is nice too! i lived there for 5 years actually around seattle. i decided on portland tho cause of the demographic and public transit etc

>>5221625

i can't be here anymore and i don't want to go to new york desu. i can afford to live wherever i want but i just can't be here or the east coast and i've lived all over the west coast. portland just seems best.
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;-; everyone's going to bed...
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>>5221643
Sometimes I hate captcha
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>>5221647
Only sometimes?
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>>5221647
>not having a 4chan pass
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>>5221641
I've got connections in Belize, want to live in a tropical paradise?
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>>5221651
i expected the gabe newell version of that picture
i've spent too much time on /v/
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>>5220115
I don't care if you want to call me a girl, a boy, tranny, whatever.
All I know is that this crippling feeling of being literally trapped inside a deformed body is tearing me apart and I would literally do anything to feel normal again
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Why do you guys think chasers are all big perverts who want to get fucked up the butt?

I mean, yes, I'm a big pervert, but my interests are strictly in developing a hormone concoction that will make trannies grow massive boobs and balls and improve semen and breastmilk production so I can make futa milk from my buttslut cow to sell on the internet. It's strictly about reducing you to a sexual commodity like a real man should, not fulfilling some sort of gay fantasies.
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>>5221656
You don't know how many times people tell me that when I post it, part of the reason why i do really. I still think she is qt
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>>5221671
is her head bigger there?
that's creepy
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Also I showed my friend my dress pic and she immediately said it was far too long.
>tfw your friends are sluts
>>5221618
T-they turned my husbano into my waifu. This is partially bullshit but I'll accept it.
>>5221668
I'd like to participate with your research, Hitler.
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>tfw the only thing of value that you have is your body
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>>5220115
I don't believe being born with a vagina is what it means to be a woman so I genuinely don't think I'm just pretending.
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>>5221678
I think you're a nice person. Thats valuable.
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>>5221675
I don't know what you're talking about friend
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>>5221652

i-i'm scared of the sun
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>>5221678
Your personality is pretty valuable probably more so than your body.
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I guess I'll leave, once again, and figure out some other way to occupy myself.
If you're one of the few anons that like me, and want to keep contact and talk about things we like in common or something, you can go to https://discord.gg/0dgZJEsHRZxI4win (I'll probably only have that window open for a day or two)

The last pretty girl pic (for at least a while, if not ever).
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>>5221678
*pet pet pet* you're a cutthroat sociopath. Which means I like you. Self sufficiency and survival, even if using your body, is admirable.
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i'm going to head off this thread for the night
g'n
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>>5221685
Pity.. I like it when I've got some color, tan lines drive me crazy too.
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>>5221696
Night kiwi
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>>5221678
>iktf
You have a lot more than that though.
(I also know it takes a lot more to get over that insecurity if it ever goes away for most women)
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>>5221698

i enjoy looking dead desu
if i go out without sunscreen i tan 20 shades
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More like /mental illness/ general amirite fellas? Or "ladies"?

Daily reminder 40% of you will kill yourself before you hit 40 when the manly features come back with a vengeance.
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>>5221678
elanna you're pretty great

>>5221634
Agreed : 0

>>5221637
2cute4me.jpg

>>5221685
The sun gives you cancer tho
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>>5221709
>burrito body
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>>5221709
Thqh I like girls pale and guys tan o.o so you're all good.
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>>5221710
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>>5221718
>Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
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>>5221714

das why i avoid it

>>5221717

okokokokokok
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>>5221678
>>5221692
Ummmm sorry Elanna I was thinking of someone else. I had a brain fart. You're great all around.

>tfw you were talking about Edie

There's too many god damn E names in here!
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>>5221668
This is going to my shitpost copypasta folder
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>>5221718
>>5221725
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME
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>tfw no one stares at you presenting female all day but then you get gendered male and it completely ruins your shit
Fml
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>>5221725
>>5221734
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>>5221728
No you go stay in the north. Winter is coming.
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>>5221734
Lol'd extremely hard ty anon
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>>5221734
>born after his parents died
this is the most hardcore hedgeheg
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lets talk about music or somethin
im bored and dont wanna go to sleep yet
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>>5221748
Ummm we had a ton of wind and I came home to find my motorcycle on its side? My shit is fucked... So fucked. ;_;
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ehehehehe
dicks


also my boobs hurt wow
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>>5221756
I'd totally be the get away driver. On that note, goodnight folks.
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>>5221753
not as fucked as these people tho
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>>5221740

ok i will

>>5221748
>>5221763

tell me errything bout portland !! did you hate it idr? can i steal you and take you back with me etc
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>>5221763
lmao
how does that even happen
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>>5221763
Lane splitting with moving vehicles is dumb as hell. I agree with it at stop lights and traffic jams. Anything else is stupidity waiting to happen
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>>5221683
>>5221686
>>5221714
>>5221703
Thanks a lot, it helps to hear it right now. Insecurity rears its ugly head again ;_;

>>5221692
>>5221729
I was very very confused for a second, but thank you kelly ;~;
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>>5221768
no it was cool i liked it !!!! why? ???

>>5221771
they were coming in too fast, braked poorly, skidded and tipped, the front wheel hit that car on the left, and they were both flung forward into the suv ahead of them

that screenshot is from mid-fling

>>5221772
yep
i watch a lot of car crash videos
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>>5221775
I dont think I've seen you ever where you werent a sweetheart. People will be jealous. Disregard what the asshats say because their opinion isnt important at all anyway <3
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>>5221777

cause i'm moving there and the divine 777 trips have dictated that i'm taking you with me so tell ur gf and job goodbye we're starting a new life ok
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>>5221782
Yes, she's awesome and I'm not even hugboxing lol.
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>>5221782
>People will be jealous.
I sure am.
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>>5221714
>Aife
>2cute4u.jpg
kek
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>mfw someone posted noelle's pic on /b/

what are they thinking...
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>>5221783
WHAT
Y ARE U MOVING THERE LOL
WHAT HAPPENED TO NYC
I CANT KEEP UP W UR LIFE!!!!!!
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My crush has a cute laugh
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>>5221777
>watch a lot of car crash videos
How manly of you
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>>5221710
>when the manly features come back with a vengeance.
hrt doesnt work that way
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>>5221796
thanks
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>>5221793
Why not?
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>>5221798
She had ffs though so she shouldn't count
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>>5221709
do you ever get neck pains from literally always being in that position
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>>5221803
I shouldn't need to explain...
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>>5221792
What can I say?
I'm just that kind of girl u____u
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So I just realised that I've dropped out of uni and I'm kind of freaking out, has anyone been in a similar situation?
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>>5221797
i dont think so. i dont watch them cuz car crashes are so totally sick, brah! it's more like i'm fascinated by them and the spectacle that death becomes through this kind of entertainment. it's weird.
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>>5221795

omg LOL WELL LIKE i wanted to move to nyc but like ok lemme count thy not good ways
1) so many ppl like ?? wow anxiety
2) so expensive !!!!!!!!
3) bff doesn't seem super consistent with her job or making money etc so no roommate
4) loud all of da time
5) would prob become an escort and downward spiral who knows ??

where as portland ok
1) cute boys !!
2) cheap af
3) food, food everywhere
4) cute boys !!
5) very progressive, enough people when i'd want to see them but not nyc tier cray
6) rain !! wintery !! fall !!!!
7) my whole senpai is in cali so i'd be closer
8) cute boys !!
9) 2000 miles away from dillon

see what i mean?

>>5221806

yes
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>>5221817

>my whole senpai
the one time i mean my literally familia omg
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>>5221814
I want to drop out too reallly badly. butt idk im just in there barely passing classes.
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>>5221814
Yeah, I just couldn't juggle work, my health problems and dysphoria, it sucks but I don't really miss uni much since I am socially awkward as fuck and had no friends there.
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>>5221798
Actually it kinda does, what helps trans women pass is fat storages around the face and body, when you hit your 30's you start to lose that baby fat you had when your were younger and the effects of estrogen become reduced more and more as the years go by which is why old hons taking hrt don't really see much physical feminization from it because there bodies (hormones receptor cells) aren't taking in as much sex hormones as when they were younger. Same goes for cis women but for them it's not such a big deal since most cis women have feminine facial and body structure underneath of those fat deposits. For trans women however who usually don't have female facial and body structure underneath losing that fat shows their masculine bone structure. This is why it's important for a trans woman to get FFS so when she does get older she'll have feminine facial structure to fall back on. That or the cheaper route which would be lots of botox and fillers. Lots of trans women who started younger then got older report that passing becomes harder as you age for trans women.
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hi how is everyone im back from my exam
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>>5221817
>my whole senpai
i know what you meant but that's hilarious
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>>5221815
How manly of you
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>>5221828
How'd it go?
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>>5221810
Lol you look like a retard.
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>>5221826
That doesn't remotely apply to someone who starts HRT before even hitting 30.
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>>5221817
>men are only good for money and dicks
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>>5221831
I think it went ok but i only finished 2 of the 3 essays i had to do, the last one was like 2/3rds done. so idk really. i hope well!

are you good jormy?
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>>5221828
Hey, you wanna make whoopee?
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>>5221832
This may come as a shock but that gif is not me, anon.
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>>5221837
o.o
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So... I am currently 24 now.

I pass. Nobody knows I am transgender except for my family, close friends and boyfriend.

Living my life as stealth, I am getting tired of it. Sure, the self-denial is fun and seeing men trying to make eye contact with me everywhere I go is flattering.

But something inside of me is telling me differently. I am getting worn out.

I don't know what to do.

Will there be a feeling of liberation if I come out to everyone? Am I that special, I need to make such a fuss about my assigned sex?

Can anyone relate? What do you do?
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>>5221782
>>5221784
Thanks, I'm feeling a bit better now, i should probably go to bed while I'm at least feeling ok. Thanks girls, and goodnight.
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>>5221573
then why did you date cheska?
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>>5221833
Can't you read, clearly it applies to anyone that starts hrt after the bulk of puberty which is like 18-20. It doesn't matter if you keep taking hrt, if you had some male masculization then when you get older it will probably become more visible again.
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>>5221821
I can't really recommend it, I'm terrified of what to do next but I really shouldn't of come back to my course in the first place, I knew it was too much for me but I didn't know what else to do at the time
>>5221825
I really hoped I would become some social butterfly when I returned to uni but things are just the same as they were before
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>>5221843
>I'll take things that never happened for $800
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>>5221835
Le sexist dollface.
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>>5221843
what i did was i started coming here lol
doesnt make you feel liberated but it does help to have trans women you can talk to about trans stuff.

>>5221817
well shit
y u gotta move there after i already left tho
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>>5221829

; 3;

>>5221835

maybe in portland i'll meet the greatest man ever and i'll love him and stop using them all idk

>>5221843

i mean it sounds like you're not tired of keeping ot from people so much as you are tired that it's something about you at all that sets you apart. in my experience, no, you're gonna feel like that forever even in spaces where everyone thinks your cis. telling people doesn't help unless not telling them hinders your life, which it isn't really. you won't feel liberated. it'll just make a few things easier so that you won't be reminded as often that you're not the same as everyone else. but even then you can't wear a sign around your neck. that's just how life is for us.

>>5221856

that's why i'm saying let me take u with me!!!!!!!
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>>5221839
This may come as a shock to you but I was referring to your pic here >>5221714

I hope for your sake that isn't you either. lol
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>>5221858
tbf................ ok
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>>5221858
>maybe in portland i'll meet the greatest man ever and i'll love him and stop using them all
Not with that attitude.
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>>5221858
>using people
You really are scum
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>>5221861
Burnt
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>>5221861
Aife a cute


a cute!
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>>5221858
Please drink bleach
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>>5221843
>Living my life as stealth
>Can anyone relate?
Nope.

That sounds like a really great problem to have. I'm sorry you have it though. It kind of sounds like you want to come out to people but at the same time I'm not sure what you're trying to get out of outing yourself.

Most people want to be honest and if you feel like you aren't then maybe you should casually mention being trans to some people. I'm really not sure. It's all really situational and you can only answer it for yourself.
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>>5221862

I'M BEING SERIOUS !!!!! now my money is goin towards movin there and i'm gonna take a few days to a week to look at apartments and all that stufff before i officially move but i could look at 2bdr!!

>>5221863
>>5221864
>>5221870

if you haven't been through what i have with men you can't really judge tbqh
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>>5221864
Dollface is allowed to get away with being sexist, gold digging, a whore, and straight up bitch, anyone else who said that would've been burned at the stake for saying those things.

People here need to stop sucking up to bad people tbqh.
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>>5221845
Rest well <3
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>>5221861
That is definitely a picture of me with the blonde hair and dress. I really like it desu and so do a number of people I've asked. It's a little blurry, I'll admit, but you're pretty dumb if you think I can't see the butthurt someone posting as anon calling me ugly to soothe their Internet injuries lol.
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>>5221868
>Aife is cute
Cute like a genital wart...
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>>5221843
>>5221858
This. I've been living stealth for a year now and it doesn't make a difference. No matter how cis I look I'll still have dysphoria just from being "other" and separate from cis women.

My dysphoria will be gone when I'm born as a female. Nothing else will satisfy me.
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>>5221858
>youre not the same as anyone else

This is the worst part about being trans imho. Stealth or not. Being trans sucks.
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>>5221878
>Being this upset
Tee hee~
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>>5221878
That's it, put them up anon
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>>5221873
>if you haven't been through what i have with men you can't really judge tbqh
Hmmm so if a man who claims to have been through a lot with women says "women are only good for sex and I like using them" then you can't really judge him right?

Interesting logic you have there.
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>>5221867
You will never be a true princess of the crystal :V
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Saw cute homeless girl again, talked with her and my co-workers on the bus to the transit center.
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>>5221880
Posting sideways pic is actually worse tho. My OCD dictates I need to right this wrong. Being trans still sucks.
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>>5221873
i mean... but... ugggghhh
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>>5221845
Sweet dreams Elanna
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>>5221836
Ohh well you got most of it done at least

I'm ok, just trying to finish off a business report ;~;
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>>5221877
>being this butthurt over someone being critical of your appearance
Lol dude you got roasted by that anon haha. I agree with them, you look like a messy haired Swedish twink at best.

so not cute senpai.
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>>5221879
>>5221880

idk i accepted that about myself a long time ago so i'm mostly ok with it now. but having women ask me about having children, having guys ask me if i've been married before, women talking about vaginal sex or asking for a tampon or conversations about "biological clocks" all just fuck with me. every time it happens i'm just like ... silent. because i don't want to pretend, but clearly they think i'm cis to ask those questions so normally, so i can't just say "i have a dick" to everyone.

we'll alwaaayyyss be different with how we see the world and ourselves and we'll always have entirely different lived experiences and childhoods because of that. never being able to relate to anyone is partially why i don't waste my time with cis people most of the time.

>>5221885

if his wife abused him or used/cheated on him for years, no, i wouldn't really blame him for feeling that way. just because i've shared a portion of my life over the last year or two doesn't mean you know what i've been through, so fuck off. my opinions don't hurt you unless you're a man, and if you are a man you shouldn't be here anyways.

>>5221889

whaaaaattttt? OH CMON it'll be fun!!
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>>5221893
Whatever you say samefag/ufufu/whoever's dropping trip :^)
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>>5221843
>Will there be a feeling of liberation if I come out to everyone?
Consider the possibility that this feeling of dissatisfaction is in fact the an adult's natural state of being. Do you really think someone comfortable living as their assigned sex would describe the experience as "liberating"?

I've met a lot of people who treat transitioning like that one hill they have to get over before their life can really begin, like there's some life-affirming moment of gratification at the end. But really it's just a detour, you still gotta do the rest of your life and it's just as exhausting.
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>tfw playing halo with your bestie
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>>5221873
>if you haven't been through what i have with men you can't really judge tbqh
Lol what exactly have you been through, a few pervy men wanting you for sex? Welcome to womanhood hon, that doesn't make it right to treat all men that way because of a few bad apples.
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>>5221899
Which one though?

There is a right answer by the way
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>>5221893
>you look like a messy haired Swedish twink at best
This ^ lol
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>>5221903
Halo 2 annerversary on the master chief collection
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>>5221905
>The opinion of a bitter toxic random faggot on the Internet
>Everyone else in my life
Hmmm I wonder whose opinion Ill take :0
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>>5221906
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>>5221901

lol again, you have no idea what you're talking about. congratulations on being an idiot, and a misogynistic man.
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>>5221895
>my opinions don't hurt you unless you're a man, and if you are a man you shouldn't be here anyways
>accusing people of being men because they aren't sexist like you
Keep telling yourself that your the victim honey. The men aren't the problem here, the problem is you. :p
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>>5221896
>implying ufufu cares enough about your ugly hon butt to drop trip and troll you
Nigga you stupid.
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>>5221913

actually no, the problem is you, and....just you. i'm done responding to you now. men like you disgust me.
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>>5221914
Hi ufufu
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>>5221905

Its too true. Taut swedish preteen boy out of ten

Not a bad starter template tho desu
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>>5221908
>looks like a faggot
>calls others faggots
kek aife you living in a hugbox hon.
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>>5221903
>>5221910

Reach was the best one.
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>>5221919
>>5221921
I don't think you guys are giving me enough attention. Could you try harder?
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>>5221912
>lol again, you have no idea what you're talking about
Then enlighten us why don't you? : )

Please we're all dying to hear your made up story about how men did xyz to you and that justifies you being sexist towards men and using them for money.

>misogynistic man
I'm a woman fyi so I don't hate other women, I do enjoy calling out other women who make us look bad like yourself though.
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So what does /mtfg/ think of Grime's new album? It seems, uhh, different...
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It's not very nice in here right now.
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>>5221930

her new album is literally e v e r y t h i n g
kill v maim is my life

>>5221931

das what happens when anons who hate themselves get ahold of their keyboards desu
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>>5221915
>misgendering me out of frustration
Arguments aside that's a pretty low thing to do to another trans woman senpai.

>>5221927
>I'm a woman fyi so I don't hate other women, I do enjoy calling out other women who make us look bad like yourself though
You tell'er anon haha. Bitch misgendered me too.
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>>5221923
Zombies best mode
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>tfw the moisturiser burns after shaving
Is it impossible to get a smooth face without going against the grain or am I doing something wrong?
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>>5221932
We don't hate ourselves, just trashy whores like you.
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>>5221935
Buy a better razor or go for permanent hair removal
>>
To those of you who fail at passing and will likely always fail at passing to some degree - is it worth it?
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>>5221923
Reach was the worst Halo
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>>5221932
>>5221936
There are some incredibly salty anons in this thread atm lol
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>>5221938
Ask aife.
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>>5221924
You look like a boy. Was that what you needed hon?
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>>5221937
I get good razers but there's always some stubble left, but I can only feel it when rubbing it a certain way, I definitely want to get electro when I can afford it.
>>
Do you think people will ask if I specifically look for a dog that isn't fixed?
>>5221938
So far, not really.
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>>5221941
There are some incredibly ugly trips in this thread atm lol
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>>5221931
What are you doing lately ?
I miss chatting with you.
>>
>>5221945
S T O P
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>>5221945

>"Are you hoping to breed with him?"
>In a manner of speaking...
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>>5221943
Lol who the fuck are you and why should I care about your Walmart froot of loom panty tier opinions?

>>5221942
The salt must flow
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>>5221943
Shh don't shatter their hugbox, she passes perfectly and is 2cute4us. lol
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>>5221947
Who dis? Do you have me on skype?

>>5221945
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>>5221945
Just say you want to get into dog breeding
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>>5221945
>>5221951
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>>5221856
I do scan the threads and post once in a while. I was warned about this forum for its unfortunate drivel, but I had to see for myself and it is a verifiable wasteland of nonsense. See >>5221850 and >>5221897

Let's hear it for the poorly done clown makeup, body hair infested, dad bodied, men. Stand up and all give yourself a huge pat on the posterior, you deserve it.

I was advised that I would sink into their level of mediocrity and alas, I have. For that I apologize. I was really hoping that I could come here and learn and participate in some sort of communique that was above toilet humour, ^this, you look great in your foto(sic) sis (people who don't even pass) from the usual assortment of select dozen of circle jerkers who still like to use cute internet names in their adulthood.

>>5221858
>>5221879
>that's just how life is for us.

You might be right.

It just depresses me to think I may have to live out a secret for the rest of my life.

Being transgender is not for the weak and I am starting to find it out the worst way possible.

It is hindering my life. I have been accused of being a schizoid. It's probably true.

I do not let people get close to me easily.

If you don't know me, I have nothing to worry about.
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>>5221955
I never see any of you nerds trying to hurt my feels posting pictures of yourselves lol. I just imagine you all as like a husky silhouette with a dorito cool ranch hue.
>>
Still waiting on that explanation edie, tell us why men deserved to be used and treated like shit? :^)
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>>5221963
>because they hurt my feelings - dollface
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Friend fell asleep playing halo so I'm headed home itsnlike nearly 1:30 am so I'm gunna go shower and play a bit of nepa before I sleep.
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>>5221953
You literally arent even close to passing. You dont even look like youre trying you just look like a pic lifted from a swedish scene boys mypace from 06
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Do you think people will ask if I specifically look for a gf that isn't fixed?
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>>5221961
Holy shit how did you know I'm eating cool ranch dorito's right now?!? :o
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>>5221968
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>>5221967
Yawn. Is this like your extremely poor Mean Girls impersonation or something? You're not very good at this.

>irishprincess
>only thing she's princess of is sucking fat dick for compliments
>irishprincess liked potato's so much she decided to use it as her face
>irishprincess is such a dumb ugly bitch U2 makes tribute songs about her birth called "Sunday Bloody Sunday"

Seriously get your shit together
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>>5221960

i mean it's not so much a secret as it is no one's business. you're still you. you don't owe anyone anything because you're not pretending to be something you aren't. you're just sort of acclimating to your surroundings. when i was growing up even before i transitioned i felt different from everyone else and i always defined it almost as if you're a cyborg just trying to fit in with all the other humans. you look the same and for all they know you are the same, but you aren't. you're not lying to them because they just see what they want to see.

seeing it as something that isn't your fault helps with it. the more you distance yourself from the idea you owe anyone anything or that it is someone's business or something you're intentionally keeping from people, the less you'll feel bothered and weighed down by it.

>>5221963
>>5221965

do you ever get tired of talking to yourself and trying to perpetuate drama to fulfill your petty jealousy and dislike of me? jesus you need a life
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>>5221967
Relax irish, they know they don't pass and look gross but uses that to troll people. They remind me of Cathy that way lol, just ignore him.
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>>5221971
Im just psychic anon
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I want to be a girl but can't because I have a build that was meant to become a muscled 6'1 master race fabio man god.

what do
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>>5221978
>can you hear it?
>that tell tale noise
>the distinct sound of furious circle jerking
Lol k
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>>5221974
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>>5221951
>>5221958
Ok, that's what I'll do, I'll even buy books on breeding just to keep up appearances.
>>5221950
Can't stop, won't stop. No chance of me getting decent human dick ever again.
>>5221959
Shhh, don't be afraid.
>>5221968
Just buy books on breeding like I plan to. If anyone ask why you've got 'porn' all over the place, let them know you're a dedicated breeder.
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>>5221986
I love my picture. Please post it more ^o^
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What's going on up in dis thread
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>>5221982
Become the next fabio
Use your fame and wealth to invest in brain swapping research
Find a qt pre-hrt FtM
????
You're now a qt girl

>>5221988
I hear theres a lot of good japanese books on the topic
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>>5221988
O-omigosh o////o Aye, Capt!
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>>5221982
lose muscle and gain a bunch of fat
i'm 6'1 with big shoulders and shit but my body is starting to look ok after 3 years of HRT and some weight gain. idk, maybe you're worse off, worth a try though.
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>>5221991
Raifu's getting a dog to get lewd with, Aife is baiting Irish who is wrecking Aife, Jormy is being Jormy, and anon x Dollface are truly otp
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>>5221843
>Stealth
>Nobody knows I am transgender except for my family, close friends and boyfriend.

Is that stealth? Cos that means I'm stealth.
After comming out to a cis female friend I had known for a few months, she had no idea I was trans by the shear fact I didn't talk about trans stuff all the time and make everything about me and just seemed like a normal girl.

I just assume everyone knows and don't talk about it.
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>>5221996
The only one being wrecked here is you for having such an enthusiasm for dog cocks. Drop your trip some more Adri
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chekkem
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>suddenly, the two anons agreeing with one another and shitting up the thread by attacking me and others vanish at the same time

now i understand that i could be wrong here, but i'm starting to think that maybe there's only one person shitposting this thread anonymously.......is that possible?
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>>5221996
Interesting, who's Irish (so many people changing names/new trips, idk) , sounds usual, and when's the wedding?
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>>5221977
Edie do you ever get tired of deflecting and accusing people of samefagging?

Seriously though nobody here is jealous of you but I'm sure plenty of people dislike you for obvious reasons. Now go run along now and masturbate on cam like the trash you are. : )
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>>5222004
Im not potsy
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>>5222000
oh my
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>>5222006
Wow nice meme bruv you gotta be at least a lvl7 anon with elite Internet skills to pull off that post 8/8 bravo chum. Fucking kill yourself
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>>5222007
Holy shit. What an ugly hon with shit hair and makeup. Worst trip by far.
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>>5222001
I'm still here, just eating watching the drama between aife and irish unfold. I'll get back to "attacking" you in a min. Didn't know you missed that much, I'm flattered.
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>>5222001
its me
uh.. u're gay
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>>5222007
Oh, well hey, IDK who potsy is really even, I've only been here like 4 months myself.
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>>5222015
kari join voice channel you bitch
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>>5222007
Looks better then Aife hands down.
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>>5222007
Honestly, I just feel bad for you now. You clearly attacked me because of your own insecurities. You're a sad person. I pity you :V
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>>5222006
>>5222013
>>5222018

why, would you look at that....exquisite.....just simply divine........

>>5222014

tru
lmao hi slugqt how r u
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>>5222017
But I'm in skypeeee ;-;
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>>5222023
fuck your skype
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>>5222021
>why, would you look at that....exquisite.....just simply divine
What are we looking at? I don't get it...
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>>5221992
>Japs and dogs
Please, as if I wanted to learn dildogging.
>>5221993
I don't know what you're gonna do if she gets pregnant and you have to take her to the vet. Might be hard to explain.
>>5222001
Don't listen to Sluggu, it's me. I've got to take you down if I plan on taking over the cam game. I'm sorry, I hope you understand.
>>5222007
>pointed ears
Elves pls go and stay go
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>>5222000
niceu !
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>>5222007
you look elven

>>5222021
im sad and eating junk food so basically living the life
wbu
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>>5222015
Well hello fellowette nycer n2mu

>>5222018
thank you but tobhon i took a shit today that passed better than aife
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>>5222020
She's actually ugly as fuck and near 30 years old struggling to be relevant. Her life is shitty and she's desperate for attention so she lashes out at other trips to feel better about her man face and Herculean jawline. Don't give her posts validation just laugh at how pathetic she is.
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>>5221997
>I just assume everyone knows and don't talk about it.

I know that is not the case with me.

As it is with you, you may want to improve how you look & carry yourself out in public if you think you are getting clocked left and right.

Then and only then come back here and spew about how you are stealth in life.
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>>5222007
manface

>>5222027
You hide behind anime girls because you hate yourself.
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>>5222021
>le every anon is the same meme
I haven't seen someone this frustrated since feefs got roasted and had a melt down.

>>5222028
She does look like a blood elf tbqh.

>>5222030
lol who doesn't look better then aife though?
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>>5221986
>>5222007
>>5222030
>thank you but tobhon i took a shit today that passed better than aife
I hope one day you find peace with yourself and learn to control your delusions :V
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>>5222034
>>5222037
Your jelly is delicious <3
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>>5222034
trip on Aife.
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>>5222030
I'm actually not from NYC, it's just a name I've been using since forever, I didn't even realize that part of it till people started asking me. I'm from AZ though. Still nice to meet new people~
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>>5222034
Lol urrite anon. Goodnight everyone.
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>>5222047
>I'm going to pretend that they're just jealous and I don't actually have a manface.
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>>5222025
Edie thinks anon's who aren't nice to her are the same one trolling. I don't see imo.

I think she's grasping at straws at this point.
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Look at this manface.
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Does anyone know when the butt pimples go away? 3 months on mones now.
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>>5222060
Cute tho
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i like boys and cocks and musk and balls and cum and muscles and
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>>5222060
trip on ufufu/alfie/angie/maki/feefs/kiwi/cheska/bacon/kira/potc/kayla
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>>5222060
Thanks for posting me Pre-HRT. Too bad Im still beautiful : >
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>>5222061
wash your ass dude...or try some clearsil.
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>>5222026

c-can't we all make coin?

>>5222028

why are you sad?
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>>5222068
All of your pic's are pre-hrt though hon.

If you don't pass pre-hrt then you won't pass on it. :p
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hey, mtfg
stop bully
thx
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>>5222078
Fuck you
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>>5221988
wait are you actaully going to fug a dog?
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>>5222076
Too bad genetics dont give a shit about your piss poor memes.
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>>5222079
fuck you slut
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>>5222060
Lol rock on brah
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>>5222078
I agree with this.

>>5222067
Trip on Nycteri
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>>5222080
Do you even need to ask?
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>>5222082
Dont mind him hes just upset because I didnt respond to his dank shade
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>>5222060
>>5222081
>dat man chin
>dat cave man brow
Eww gross go back to Susan's. You got shit tier genetics too haha.
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>>5222086
i have a lot of questions
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>>5222069
I do, regularly.
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>>5222083
Have fun screaming about non existant stalkers and being despised by everyone in the Cork lgbt scene
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>>5221982
BITCH LISTEN UP

This first picture is me pre-HRT
I'm 5'9 and weigh 215 pounds

This second picture is me now.
I'm 5'6 weigh 165 pounds and am cute as fuck.

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
JUST DO IT
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>>5222071
lonely dysphoric tranny w/ no life & >tfw no bf etc.

ALSO btw i can't believe you would date a neo nazi leader what's wrong with you
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>>5221528

Put wants on your wishlist and have a daddy buy it for you
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>>5222092
Have fun with your hugbox hon.
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>>5222095
how to get daddies
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>>5222088
>I am trained in over 200 ways to kill u just with my bare hands. I graduated top of my class. I am on the Internet let me tell you about my opinions.
Lol
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>>5222096
A honbox?
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>>5222094
Youre so qt tho. I have an elf for a dad to address your earlier (you).
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>>5222093
>from 5'9 to 5'6
Lmao my shoe size shrunk like that too!

>>5222099
Say that again and i'll send you home in an ambulance hon.
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>2nd day of hormones

h-here i go. I should really lose my belly fat but what they don't tell you about exercise is that it hurts and uses up a lot of energy
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>>5222103
I went from size 13 and a half to size 12.
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>>5222103
Nah how about you go fucking kill yourself instead
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>>5221944
Warm/hot water to open up everything. Use a quality foam barbers soap. Shave two times with grain, one against. You have to know what pattern your facial hair actually grows. Keep the skin very taught with your other hand to avoid razor burn. I use a safe-T razor, single edge and cheap blades which stay sharp for a month. Do it right and it'll shave so close the hairs are actually cut and go lower than the surface of the skin. No gray shadow, no heavy foundation.
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>>5222104
You're done losing weight
Time to put it on and grow boobs
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>>5221988
RAIFU how would you ever even get a dog dick in you? i'm concerned with this impractical plan.
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>>5222104
if you need advice noelle will be happy to tell you all about the tits youre gonna have tomorrow morning
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>>5222111
Trip trips checked. What the holy fuck happened when I tried to go to sleep. Bestiality? Really?
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>>5222117
Seriously go away POTC
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>>5222110
Any easy foods to eat that will make me put on weight? All i eat is shit like biscuits and fizzy pop all day and sometimes a homecooked meal
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>>5222094

i thought you had a partner tho? i'm sorry ur lonely tho :< if it helps errybody luvs slug
aLSO omg i'm really glad that meme didn't catch on cause they were trying to get that infograph thing of me dating him viral too and i was freakinggGG OUTT
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>>5222071
>sharing
I'm too only-child for that shit.
>>5222080
I'm gonna let a whole kennel run a train on me.
>>5222086
fite me m8 i swer on me mum fuckin westie shitter m8
>>5222090
Can you even handle the answers?
>>5222111
It's not very hard to do, you know.
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>>5222120
Pasta is your friend. Raisins, Protein, dehydrated fruit in general. Carboload the fuck up and then don't exercise the next day.
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>>5222119
Didnt you say goodnight like 15 honposts ago?
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>>5222120
>pulls up the information train.

Fit would know this better but I'd assume rice is in order. I know Yes Chef makes a lot of mtf friendly meals for me so I can ask her for you when she gets up if you'd like?
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>>5222118
listen, don't be. It's a fetish, raifu's into dog dickings. Everyone has their vices or whatever. Even I've been known to be into some doujins of the taboo nature (insects, INSECTS). The important thing is that fetishists like Rai aren't going around actually putting dog dicks in their buttholes.
>>5222123
does that mean you've done it before?
raifu have you put a dog dick in your butthole?
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>>5222126
POTC go masturbate to your dolls and look like a 40 year old man somewhere else plz. You arent welcome here
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>>5222128
Lol I'm fine with it. I have curiosity at best.
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>>5222121
WANTED
edie "dollface" memeshaw, former wife of KKK leader sam hide, presumed armed and dangerous

nah I haven't had for a while. I'd make an okc or something but I mean a relationship is too much to ask really anyway, i'm a mess.

>>5222123
>>5222128
thIS general is getting wild
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>>5222124
>>5222127
So pasta and rice the go to things then? And if it's no problem to you Kelly id love that <:
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>>5222126
Shhh, everything is gonna be ok, my Irish sister. You must let your fiery nature become you.
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>>5222128
Yes, a Tibetan mastiff, when I was 9.
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>>5222137
fuckin' how
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>>5222134
I'm going to do some research then. She made a lot of stuff with soy and fennel etc.. But I've read some papers which mentioned high estrogen foods can actually hinder hrt. So I'll get back with you on it.
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>>5222098
Put Daddies on wishlist?
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>>5222138
Lots of lube
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>>5222137
Mastiff at 9? If we're talking penetration, and I'm assuming you rode it if so due to not smelling like a female, your butt must be wrecked.
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>>5222135
<3

Gonna go listen to some celtic ambiance on that note

Goodnight bread
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>>5222142
did you help
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>>5222132

they'll lock me up...........fah eva eva............fah eva eva...?? life imprisoned behind these bars. soon i won't know there ever was a life outside of them.....

but i get that, i mean you could just fuck bitches and get money to help sooth the sting of loneliness every now and again. i know how shitty that feels tho so i'm really sorry. it's hard when you want to involve yourself with someone but you're not in the place you want to be to do that :/ will you be ok?
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>>5222138
I was drunk and got lost in a kennel at 3AM.
>>5222142
NO lube.
>>5222143
>implying you need to smell like a female for a dog to mount you
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>>5222147
no i need you to in depth tell me how the fuck you managed that
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>>5222144
You're my favorite trip please never leave
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Sigh, I've honestly lost count of the number of times I've opened mtfg and everyone is talking about banging dogs...
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>>5222147
Sigh. Implying. 4chans favorite word second to faggot.

I asked for clarification because that would typically be the path of least resistance. Not everything is an asstr story.
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>>5222146
>will you be ok?
hopefully if i can get FFS and sort my life out then i'll be ok eventually yeah
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>>5222147
truth

One of my friends had a german shepherd as a kid (bc her dad is a cop), and that dog tried to hump me every single time I saw him
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>>5222154

fwiw you're already a mega qt! how's about u and me blow this joint. go back to my place and cry
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>>5222149
Xs and Os
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>>5222157
My dog used to try to hump everything too

[spoiler]My dog is a girl...[/spoiler]
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>>5222093

Sounds like you're a lot happier Victoria. Glad to hear it lol

>>5222134
Don't let nutrition suffer though. you still need foods that are good for you too. Peanut butter is the way I learned to put on pounds so just put it on any fruit you can find
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>>5222158
that sounds like my idea of a good time
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>>5222161
your dog is intersex too?
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>>5222164
I guess its genetic
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>>5222148
Ugh, fine.
>be me, 9 years old
>on my way home from the hospital, had to go because my cousin got stabbed trying to take someone's tires of their truck
>mom is bitching up a storm because my other cousin needs bail money, I guess he stabbed someone I can't remember
>before we pick him up she decides to swing by the kennel to meet her dealer
>I know it'll be a while and decide to go play, but first grab one of the bottles of Jack in the back seat in case I got thirsty
>running about the local kennel, door was unlocked, playing with all sorts of cool needles and shit
>after about 30 minutes decide to go check if we can go
>mom left, guess she didn't realize I was in the car
>keep wandering the kennel, plastered by this point
>wonder upon a friendly looking mastiff, his dick is hanging out
>remember all the times my neighbors from the other side of the park came over to play with our dogs when theirs were out
>get down on my knees like they did, pull up my over-sized t-shirt, a hand-me-down and the only clothing I had
Well, the rest you can figure out.
>>5222157
Joking about bestiality aside, it's happened to me a lot that whenever I go into someone's house who has a male dog, they try to hump or mount me. And it's pretty embarrassing, especially now that I look like a fag that probably likes it.
>>5222165
Or an STD?
>>
ugh fuck i want dudes to take advantage of me
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>>5222166
no I can't! how does a dog dick just fit in an unlubed butthole! how does a dog know to fuck a butthole? how does a (drunk) 9 year old child enjoy unlubed anal sex with a dog?
That last one especially is interesting. Were you at that point *into* dogs, or did you just, uh, think, why not?
THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
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>>5222166
>>
>mfw I've been taking the dud line of progynova pills for the past 5 days
no wonder my boob growth slowed down

>>5222117
listen my nipples have changed shape and anything, idk if it was the gyno that's helping or what but people have noticed the change already, it's not a placebo
It's not all good news, the faster they grow the less long I'll be able to hide it from my family

>>5221793
you mean >>651603229? not me unfortunately
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>>5222166
what the fuck is this post
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>>5222171
i think dogs have naturally slimy dick
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>>5222166
>Or an STD?
Who'd I catch it from? You? Are you intersex?? WAS THAT DOG ITNERSAEX???????
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>>5222177

>i think dogs have naturally slimy dick

Do you have something to tell the class?
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>>5222179
i have dogs never done lewd stuff but their shit looks slimy and shiny
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>>5222166
>whenever I go into someone's house who has a male dog, they try to hump or mount me
They probably sense it in you, that they know you're nervous with fear the the second you notice them tbqh desu
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>>5222180
until the knot :3

o-or so I've heard
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>>5222178
maybe your mum or dad caught intersex and they gave it to you like an aids baby gets aids off their parents
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>>5222188
GEM... HOW ARE YoU!?!!!
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>>5222146
IM SORRY MISS JACKSON
I AM FOR REEEEAAAAALLLL
>>
HOLY SHIT
CAN A DOG GET KNOTTED IN YOU? HOW DOES THAT SHIT EVEN WORK? RAIFU NO
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>>5222166
This has compulsive liar written all over it
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>>5222194
Yeah.
>>
Daily reminder that trannies were invented by the Jews.
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>>5222166
so like what happened after you had the best sex of your life?
did you stumble home drunk and smiling at 4am?
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>>5222194
Anus' can do a lot of things. Like fit around a dog knot. Also it's not fully enlarged until its already in.
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>>5222196
wait how do you know that? This general is now a bestiality witchhunt thread. You all disgust me
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>>5222171
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Zoophilia University, and I’ve been involved on numerous knotting parties with PITA, and I have over 300 confirmed knots. I am trained in doggy style and I’m the top bitch in the entire kennel. You are nothing to me but just another oppressor. I will suck a horse off with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, normie. As we speak I am contacting my network of farmers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your zoophobia. You’re fucking plugged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can knot you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dragon didlos. Not only am I extensively trained in nonconsensual sex, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Veterinary Association and I will use it to its full extent to knot your ass off the face o-
And that's where I give up.


Everyone please control yourselves.
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>>5222201
It's the internet, literally anything is a Google search away.
>>
Wonder who's gonna get the Sextuples.

>>5222201
Friend of mine from years ago was into that stuff, I was kinda the person they vented to about things.
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>>5222197
yeah they have been lacing our water for thousands of years with mare urine
how are you brad?
got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
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>>5222202
>over 300 confirmed knots
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>5222202
I'll admit, I enjoyed this one. Well done.
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>this thread rn
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>>5222166
But did you enjoy it?
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>>5222212
are we bestiality gen now?
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>>5222212
>making fun of rawr
>not posting pics of my toys
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>>5222207
No it's the estrogen they put in the water.
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>>5222205
>tfw you're friend with the kinkiest person you know

My swinger neighbors wanted to fuck my little sister. That was an interesting conversation about hell no.
>>
>>5220858
I know that I need to be a girl
This
>>5220780
Is the problem...
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>>5222202
Teach me your ways
>>
6 numbers alike? Damn?
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>>5222217
Yeah no after some conversations I've had with people I've just come to learn people are into some freaky shit but if it stays in their bedroom IDGAF, like I hope they would for me.
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>>5222215
>pics of my toys
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>>5222216
>Sextuples.
lewd
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get for dogfucking
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>>5222217
"Nobody fucks my little sister but me!"
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>mfw I've had psoriasis since I was 10
>mfw it's suddenly completely disappeared over the course of the last few weeks
wow I guess my mental state must be improving or some shit (it's linked to stress)
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>>5222221
Damn
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>>5222222
wow i feel special, knowing someone who got triple dobles
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>>5222222
>mfw the sextuples are used to use the same argument that used to be used against lgbt folks
XD
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>>5222214

worse yet it always was
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Look at what the Jews did to me. This is all their fault.
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>>5222222
Woot, checked. And yeah, its all good as long as its safe, sane, and consensual imo
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>>5222235
How long post?
Will it fade more?
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>>5222235

on behalf of the jews I'm sorry
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>>5222233
But I was literally saying I don't care what they do? I'm not saying anything else? I'm literally talking about knowing people who fuck dogs, how do you think I'm trying to say exclude people? They can talk about it too, just like >>5222236
said, safe, sane, consensual. Keeping it in the bedroom just means keeping it consensual to me.
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>>5222222
sexytuplet
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>>5222223
>pics of my toys
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>>5222216
well I mean they get women to put on patches or take pills in the name of fucking over their biological cycle so they can get as much dick as they want from tyrone and the excess estrogen is pissed out into the waterways where it doesn't break down despite the water being treated which emasculates boys and changes their brain chemistry into believing they should be girls
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>>5222228
Get back hur in bed cuzin Amy. You ain't done cleaning everything offa me yet.
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>>5222235
hey Brad, are you still on HRT?
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>>5222239
haha dw it wasn't serious, it's different because kinky shit is explicitly sexual
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>>5222241
>pics of my toys
>posting without what I hold dear
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>>5222191
not too bad, I just got off work!

my day started off pretty bad because I had to get up even earlier than normal because I had to go to the store, but apparently my body wasn't up for that so I was super lightheaded. So I just crawled back into bed and slept for half an hour before work. Now I can sit down, drink some hot chocolate soymilk and play some pokemon so I'm doing much better c:
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>>5222243
wot r u even typing m8
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>>5222245
Sure, when I don't forget to take it.
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>>5222239
>I'm literally talking about knowing people who fuck dogs
I haven't been so excited to be here for a while
>>5222235
i don't understand, what am I looking at
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>>5222241
we gundam gen now
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>>5222247
bleh
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>>5222248
That's awesome to hear :)
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>>5222239
Why Nycie I do believe you are setting my heart a flutta.
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>>5222252
Im gonna try to make a space type zaku some day
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>>5222222
Don't worry Nycteri , I'll do some freaky shit in the bedroom with you <-<
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>>5222254
how are you??
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>>5222249
I'm not going to explain it in layman's terms.
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>>5222250
well thats good
why so glum and sad?

you should get a boyfriend or girlfriend
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>>5222222
thanks btw
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>>5222255
Aww, why thanks~

>>5222257
:3
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>>5222257
Do you have a spare crop? I broke my last one on my most recent sub.
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>>5222258
i'm doing okay :3 pizza for dinner is always good!
being in australia is generally sucking
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>>5222260
These scars look awful and it's windy and it blows my hair back and it looks weird as fuck and stupid. That's why I'm sad.
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>>5222263
Curious what your hard limits are now.
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>>5222266
I got an awesome crop off aliexpress a couple months ago. I was more of a fan of the paddle my ex had.

>>5222262
Aww np, I didn't do anything~
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>>5222268
I don't know much about you, but why don't you take care of your eyebrows?
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this is getting lewder and lewder every single second

i like it. good job mtfg.
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>>5222272
Most guys don't.
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>>5222269
Umm I will generally put up with a lot if I know my partner likes~ I REALLY like serving my partner, pretty damn sub with a little powerbottom. Anything with blood though is gonna be a no from me more than likely.
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>>5222271
Paddle eh? Like the thud more than the swish. ^.^ fuuun.
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>>5222275
No it isn't

fun police here
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>>5222276
Ohhhh right you're the detransitioner

why you hanging out here instead of going out and surviving like other normal people?
>>
Reminder to blaze it, /mtfg/.
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>>5222277
Interesting, the last one I had that enjoyed blood play got too far into it. Like as the Dom I had to draw a line there, she would have been happy to open an artery :/ no thanks prison.
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>>5222280
I didn't really detransition per se, I just never did any social transition stuff. I sort of just take HRT and then not do anything else. Oh and I had FFS twice.
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>>5222109
Thanks, I'll have to get a T-razor
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>>5222284
I often worry that, once I find drugs, there will be no turning back

Life is mediocre and I would give anything for the mania I've known a few times in my life

>>5222286
So you never transitioned in the first place? Are you just a femboy, or what's your story?
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>>5222289
Safe-T©
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>>5222284
weed
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I'm in bed now.
You know what would be cool? If i nust met a cute short twinky nonthreatening boy and he let me be his captain girlfriend.
>>5222268
What are the scars from? Also tweeze your brow.
>>5222284
Be safe!
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>>5222285
I see, at least you know good limits, but also want to think of their desires in it too~ Loving doms are by far the best, if you can trust them you can let them control you so much more thoroughly.
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>>5222286
yeah but you look like a cute girl/jormy
did you end up going to a voice therapist to help you find a girlvoice and make things less awkward for you?
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>>5222289
Here lol
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>>5222296
>What are the scars from?
FFS.

>>5222290
>Are you just a femboy, or what's your story?
No I'm just a regular gross tranny.
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>>5222297
Dammit what's that site for your pic? I deleted mine yesterday -.-
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>>5222302
>Most guys don't.

A regular delusional one?

Neat.
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>>5222303
bdsmtest.org
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>>5222304
>tranny
>non-delusional
Pick one.
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>>5222308
dohohohOhooHohOhohohohOhoho

good one m80

Well at least you're honest about yourself!
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>>5222305
i wanna post mine here
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>>5222310
Your shitposting skills need work.
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>>5222313
>S/he thinks I'm shitposting
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>tfw your internet shits out and makes you 1 second late for 420 posting, and then ruins everything else
>>5222312
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>>5222313
post butt
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these again huh
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Oh, sorry, I shouldn't have used a term invented by our oppressors. I shall use the correct term from now on - funposting.

>>5222314
Well, the reality of it is that every tranny is just a delusional and mentally ill, self-mutilating man.

I'd feel much happier if I was a girl but it just feels like a huge uphill battle and I've sort of given up.

>>5222316
No.
>>
Wow I really am degenerate eh? No one seems to have much green on their chats except >>5222315
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>>5222318
>No.
but I need to know who has the better butt you or jormy
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>>5222305
There we go. All better.
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>>5222317
Vanilla as can be :p
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>>5222267
pizza for dinner is the best

I'd have pizza for several days a week if I didn't work all the hours that they're open during the day

australia kinda scares me desu, I blame the documentaries ._.

>>5222315
Ughh I know that feel

my comp just didn't want to load 4chan at all in the last 10 minutes
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>>5222318

When you get older, you'll realize that your opinions don't really represent reality and that reality is a bit too complicated to actually understand.

So, yeah, I hope you find a way to effectively deal with your mental illness and I hope life gets better for you in general
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>>5222320
Lol about that..
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lmao
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I'm pretty much just
>missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>5222324
in stark contrast from one of these i did before mones
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Meh
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>>5222322
Okay see that's what I'm talking about! Very nice!

>>5222327
It always seems rare to me to find doms around here, idk. You're one of the few people I've seen with so many over 90 as well!! Yaaay I'm not the lone degen~

>>5222328
Rofl

>>5222329
And I thought >>5222317 was fucking vanilla XD
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>>5222332
EIGHTY EIGHT PERCENT
>>
So far there's so many here I could have fun with. ;_;

Nothing wrong with slap and tickle
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>>5222334
Sorry, I'm currently reserved for Avery's voice
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>>5222334
I've got an owner~ soz, you def seem fun :3
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i think mine isn't so vanilla but like
it's strange and contradictory but at least it knows i'm a pretty big voyeur
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>>5222266
P.S. : http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Hot-Sale-60CM-PU-Leather-Riding-Crop-Sex-Whip-Aid-Spanking-Paddle-Slave-Flogger-Sex/32377562157.html
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>>5222336
i'm devastated at this news
:P
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>>5222334
i have a crush on a qt, but she toys with me, like i'm a joke.
>>
>tfw I might have found a qt cuddle/fuck buddy online
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>>5222332
Yeah I dunno, I'm such a polar switch that it's weird. First off when I'm dealing pain I'm not turned on sexually. It fulfills some other fucked up part of my brain, I get tuned in to what I'm doing and I just start working over a sub like its my job. Then when I'm submissive I'm a slutty little girl. Poster child for therapy
>>
alright, I'm going to bed. gnite
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>>5222339
Perfect sized switch on the end. Delicious. I hate the shit ones from sex shops. I usually buy mine from Tractor Supply co.
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>>5222341
There's something appealing to being kept on your toes ^.^
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>>5222333

>88

checked dubs/dub trips
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>>5222347
i'd rather just someone sweep me off my feet i guess
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>almost everything above 75%
o-ohh
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>>5222343
Understandable. I've found myself in that headspace but only on someone I was really crushing on/if the money is good enough. I think that is all very normal, like I totally have that polarity between the times I do get domme-ish and when I'm in normal subspace XD.

>>5222346
Yeah I pretty much get all my stuff off this site lately, the shops in town are quaint but overpriced as fuck. I found a plug they were trying to sell at like 60$ for 5$, so ever since I use that site for all my stuff. Takes like 3 weeks to show up but like, yeah, not terrible quality (what doesnt come from china these days anyway) and good prices, cant beat it really.

>>5222347
I noticed that on your thing, I didn't take the questionnaire since they added rope play~ Definitely a fun part of it all.

>>5222349
Not what she means~

>>5222350
Oooooh~ Well hello! XD
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>>5222341
>tfw had a million and one crushes but not one person has had a crush on me
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>>5222350
Another major switch in the area
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idk what this means tho
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>>5222355
>>
For my 19th birthday I'm currently planning on going to dinner with a few close friends and my brother. I'm planning on getting my brother to buy me some saki. the girl I've been in love with for a year is going to be there and she's seeing someone right now.

How bad of a plan is this?
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>>5222355
It means you need to find a dom.

>>5222354
You got some competition now!
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>>5222355
It means I want to make you into my toy and put you on a shelf.

>>5222351
And I meant the apprehensive waiting game too. :p
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>>5222355
>100% sub
lol.
It means you need a bf with a big cock.
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>>5222360
I thought keeping on toes was a rope reference. I might be in lewd mode.
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>>5222355
>idk what this means tho
me neither
I am 32 and wat is this
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>>5222359
The beautiful thing about switches is that they usually get along just fine ;) I'd bet there's enough willing submissives around here to stay busy lol
>>5222363
I often work in duality. Lewdness was implied on purpose
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>>5222363
>that pic
me in HS, but instead of being a twink in lingerie I was an actual chick and it wasn't only sex stuff
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>>5222364
Means you aren't kinky and just love the D
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Why were those anons and people mean to Aife when she's lovely and beautiful and I love her wild hair and she's my celtic princess. Leave her alone ;____;
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>>5222367
but I'm a virgin and I doubt thats going to ever change
>>
>>5222369
Don't worry won't be long till people remember they need to be making fun of me and such.
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>>5222358

Oh noe I thought you were gonna dat when you got back that sucks Amy.

Just don't get too drunk
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>>5222369

Anons a shit.

TOAST TIME!
>>
lewd af

not really surprised though
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>>5222355
>100% submissive


Jesus christ kit elanna is going to destroy you
>>
>>5222372
... Fuck I'm getting goosebumps non stop now. I need to either Domme a bitch or get plowed. Can't decide which.
>>
>>5222351
did i miss something
>>
>>5222373
turns out there was some miscommunication between us...

now I'm back to waiting for her to be single again.
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>>5222381
That I meant "on your toes" both figuratively and literally.
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>>5222355
Wowe who knew kit was so lewd
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>>5222375
.... Well that decided it. I'm investing in the local shops bondage rope. 50¢/ft. Is good to me.
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>>5222380
I just wanna get plowed. Ever since I broke up with ex I realize probably woulda been a good idea to lose V card then, and not like, with random hookup status and guys seem to be either beta or in it pretty much just to fuck.

>>5222381
Yeah, a little. >>5222383
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>>5222383
:0 lewd
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>>5222390
It's not BDSM without some S&M~
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>>5222369
Cuz Afie has this tendency to go start foaming at the mouth at the most innocent of comments depending on her mood. She usually forgets that being an abrasive little shithead just gets you singled out here and true to the script (because this happened a few times already) is driven away by combined forces of anon and trips who go anon just to push her shit in.
The most cringiest part comes afterward, with apologizing and all.

TL;DR
Your celtic princess is anything but.
>>
>>5222388
Who're you taken by anyway? Or is it long distance?
>>5222389
Hey you wanted to be swung off your feet. You weren't specific on "how" or if it's by rope.
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>>5222315
How can you have the same percentage of Predator and Prey?
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>>5222393
She's one annoying cunt. Here's her idea of an insult.
(This wasn't directed at me btw, I just thought it was somewhat funny, in a sad sort of way.)
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>>5222387
w-what are you going to do with the rope?
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>>5222394
LDR. All I will say is they've posted in the thread~ It's mainly for the emotional support/reassurance that a good pet needs, since can't be phsyical yet :3
>>
tfw no-one to tie up and scratch and take advantage of

why live
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>tfw no gf
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>>5222398
Make pretty rope diamonds along your body gem.
>>5222399
Lol well good. I'm glad youve got someone. As for me I'm getting out of hand tonight :p why the hellnot?t
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>>5222384
I'm not as lewd as you jormy ;~;
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>>5222400
Don't let your dreams be dreams!
>>
>>5222405
>beef curtains
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>>5222404
You managed to score 100% on something, thats as lewd as you can get. My highest was only 96%

>>5222406
roasties get out!!!!
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>>5222398
I heard climbing is excellent for upper body.
>>
>tfw noone to do kinbaku
>>
>>5222403
Yeah I totally know what you mean. I didn't mean to turn the thread into a lewdfest~ Not that it's not fun :3 This is how I distract myself to avoid becoming degen IRL, had a girl on OKC wanting to take turns punching eachother in the gut basically.. almost said yes XD
>>
>>5222411
The lewdfest was our lewdchild. Let it discover the world of quivering flesh and deviant delicacies.
>>
>>5222403

>>5222408
but that looks painful :<
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>>5222414
forgot image
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>tfw too vanilla for life
goodnight mtfg
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>>5222414
No dear, I want to do this :3
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>>5222417
night night Shan.
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>>5222407
umm i feel like you have a lot more stuff that is above 50% then me tho !!

i just want to hold hands with boys ._.;
>>
Uhmm
I'm too pure for this thread.....

>>5222417
nite mama

>>5222420
wht abt head pats ??????
>>
>>5222420
>i just want to hold hands with boys ._.;
sorry but you arent pure enough only these two girls get to hold hands with boys
>>5222329
>>5222364
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>>5222352

that sucks
>>
>>5222414
>but that looks painful
It's not like anyone here is actually into something like this. It's just lewdposting.
>>
>>5222423
Lol thats cute.
>>
>>5222413
But I'm not ready for this!!

>>5222421
Heat pats are rewards for being a good Pet :3
>>
>>5222424
Lol, yeah. Okay. Is it that weird? I've been into BDsM since I was 16 :/
>>
>tfw image limit

>>5222418
oh, that

but what's the point without a large masculine man in front of me when I'm helpless??

>>5222424
ty anon I was worried for a second
>>
>>5222430
In my experience the control and will of a good Dom/Domme makes their sex or physical form fade away. That's me though, the pansexual.
>>
>>5222421
>wht abt head pats ??????

yes please pooks!
>>
>>5222424
What?

>>5222429
I didn't even think anything we've said was that out there within kinks.

>>5222431
This.
>>
>>5222431
that sounds magical *-*
>>
>>5222394
gross
>>
>>5222424
i'm into all of this?
>>
Hey /mtfg/ I did a thinger

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
>99% Switch
>96% Experimentalist
>95% Exhibitionist
>93% Voyeur
>93% Rope Bunny
>89% Daddy/Mommy
>88% Submissive
>88% Non-monogamist
>84% Girl/Boy
>82% Rigger
>81% Masochist
>80% Ageplayer
>77% Dominant
>76% Degradee
>73% Master/Mistress
>72% Brat
>71% Brat Tamer
68% Degrader
68% Slave
64% Sadist
62% Owner
61% Vanilla
42% Pet
21% Primal (Prey)
17% Primal (Hunter)
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1015675

It doesn't feel the same without colors lol

>>5222417

This gif made me feels ;-;

>>5222418

That is dank

>>5222402

I'm sorry Amy Happy almost Birthday though:)
>>
>>5222393
I honestly love her more for being fierce because offhand comments would make me cry, she apologises because she feels bad. She isn't an angry or mean person, she isn't like that. I've never met anyone like her who I've clicked with so fast or so well, we just compliment each other. She's the best, anon. She makes me feel like a duchess

>>5222397
the insults she posts amuse me, but she only does it when people provoke her, she's spirited

anyway enough, she's sleeping.
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>>5222161
my dog used to fuck me in childhood and spread semen all over me and I used to love it many years before I learned what sex and semen are

my parents hated that and tried to ban me from interacting with my dog without explaining why

which just made me want to play with the dog some more

sometimes it was just some vanilla legfucking, sometimes, I literally lied down on the floor and let it fuck me all over my body

it felt good and it was funny

I was pre-school and early primary school aged
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>>5222435#

Nuu thread
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who /Diwali/ here? gonna go collecting firewood later on then come back in for curry and stuff
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use this thread
>>5221438
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>>5221956
No, I don't. :(
And i dont want you to know who i am
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>>5222166
What the fuck did I just read.

I also laughed my ass off hard as fuck.
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