Gay General: Uke Edition

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>>5217740
old thread: >>5216701

>>5217740

whats wrong with that guys face

>>5217721

Well it improved substantially on paleo, so my doc said keep it up.

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Dreamy.

>>5217750
He's asian that's wrong enough to be disgusting.

>>5217753

ayy lmao

i should have censored my pubes better, thats grim

let us start the thread with some vocaroo again, guys (gaaaays)

>>5217753
Dude this is turning me on

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>>5217756
They look nice and fluffy tbph.
He has some of the pretties nipples I've ever seen.

>>5217750
azn uke gay face?

>>5217758
only Uke voices for this thread pls

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>tfw no k-pop bf

>>5217772

looks like a middleaged woman imo

>>5217756
just use a trimmer every now and then.

Compensating for your lack of body hair by letting your pubes go crazy is akin to a bald man growing out his remaining hair. Trimming it neat just looks better.

>can't stop watching George Carlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDO6HV6xTmI

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>>5217785
>can't stop listening to Dan Carlin
FT4U

>>5217788

Hardcore history ftw

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DREAMY 2BH.

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>>5217773
;-; ;-; ;-;

>>5217790

WHEW

you fucking terrified me for a second before i saw the "screenshot saving" thing and remembered i posted it

jesus, my heart fuckin skipped a beat

>>5217803
FYI "scifi" is short for "science fiction" so you're saying "science fiction fiction" in your profile. Just thought you'd like to know.

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>>5217803
I-I made your heart skip a beat?
Too bad you got pozzed at that heathen festival with your faggot, Satan worshiping relatives :[

>>5217803
>>5217790
You are exactly my type from what I can see.

>>5217789
I hope thee will be a part 2 to King of Kings, I heard rumors there might. That would be awesome.

>>5217806

damn, now you've said that ill be all bothered and uncomfortable until i can get home and change it

fuck

>"does your grandma know youre gay?"
>"no, but your dad does"

ayy lmao
i got rekt

>6'3" 255 lb
>wanna get a body like sadon (skinnyish yet fit)
Should I lose weight and then lifting or just start lifting now?

>>5217836

start lifting now, 100%
diet without lifting just means skinnyfat

>>5217839
am skinnyfat, can confirm

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>>5217811
>tfw no bf to listen to and talk about hardcore history together for hours into the night, only going to bed when we're too tired to continue talking, cuddling until noon

>>5217839
I would diet to lose weight and then start lifting

If I start lifting now will I loose as much body fat?

>inb4 R E A D T H E S T I C K Y

>>5217758

I tried to put more chest in my voice..
Throats all tense and kind of sore now but I don't think it came out.. TOO bad? x:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QxMBlXja7q

Also, I picked up m,y acoustic are remembered I busted the G and high E strings and forgot to replace them but then decided to do it anyways.

>>5217848

no, that will make you skinnyfat.

Diet to lose weight AND lift at the same time.

You will lose weight at a slightly increased rate, but the real benefit is muscle definition and strength increases.

>>5217854
Oh, as body fat decreases and muscle increases you start to see muscles more and fat less. That's a stupidly simple concept.

Thanks desu, /fit/ scares me

>>5217853

.. pff, ha ha, I uploaded my aborted second attempt.
Which means I closed my session and lost the attempt I wanted to show off. Whoops, oh well.

>>5217846
Same feel here, but can we cuddle already during the discussion?

>>5217853
>>5217767
here you have your uke voice

asians are pretty degenerate tbqh

>>5217882
I only feel attracted to other whites, so I don't think about them.

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>>5217882
maybe on opposite day

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>>5217884

dont try and pretend you wouldnt hammer a halfasian to kingdom come

>>5217866

I'm game.

>>5217882
asians>whites desu

>>5217889
Is that markiplier?

>>5217895
too bad you are latino :^^^^^^^)

>>5217898

ayup

>>5217901
poor guy probably has a small dick

>>5217915

id still date him

smart, cute, funny, successful - whats an extra inch or so compared to all that?

>>5217915
>>5217919
>implying you wouldnt date a guy with a small penis and love him

>>5217919
>>5217924
Oh, I'm a pure top, so I don't care about that. Just saying from a straight perspective I guess, you lust-driven homos.

>>5217915
is dick size really that important?
i think mines kinda small especially when not erect

>>5217924
I'm a top so it really doesn't matter.

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>>5217882
Imagine his tiny dick bouncing around as you fuck him

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>>5217925
>straight
>spends all of his free time posting in a gay board online
Yeah, sure, what ever you say buddy.

>>5217927
I feel u I'm like 3 inches flaccid 7 erect

>>5217935
theres nothing gay about down talking homos on your free time

>>5217939
isnt that super big?

>>5217935

Dowd's cute, ngl

>>5217939

a y y l m a o

>>5217935
I said straight perspective. I am not a flaming faggot. And I'm technically still a virgin so....

>>5217939
that is big actually, anon

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>>5217940
This self delusion is really entertaining.

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>>5217940

yeah thats in the top 2% of the population

most likely hes just fuckin with you to make you feel insecure

>>5217935
There's lezzies posting qt grills here too you know.

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>>5217951
You honestly believe this? It's very sad that you're so naive to think this is true.

>>5217957

i need him inside me

>>5217947
hey at least i dont suck dick
last i checked youre only gay if you like men
guess what? i dont

>>5217944
>>5217940
>>5217948
I was just commenting on how big the difference between flaccid and erect is for me, didn't mean to be an asshole, sorry anon :c

>>5217948
hidoi

>>5217866
>>5217758

Well, after that nonsense.
[spoiler]More nonsense[/spoiler]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSZczEpz2B

>>5217957

I mean.. I'm sure there's a few every now and then. Maybe? Like, I mean, why not.

>>5217971

agreed.

i guess some people have too much free time.

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>>5217963
Then you're just a hate monger who lives a sad pathetic life. I'm just gonna leave it at that and ignore you now.

>>5217982
its like im spending my time exclusively downtalking gays
im doing other stuff too

>>5217977
>let me be your man
>man
Woman maybe, no homo

>>5217935
>tfw no chris o'dowd bf

>>5217957
The lezzies may be fake, but the qt grill pics are real.

55 minutes to phone interview. Is it too late to hire someone to kill me?

>>5217977
damn thats a cute voice
t. straight guy who still think youre disgusting

>>5217986

Come on, bby, come sit in daddy's lap. <3

>>5218004

Thanks.
And I know, what losers, right.

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im an athletic-ish manlet.

What is the absolute most slutty item(s) of clothing I can buy and wear to feel sexy?

>>5218003

ALSO, DON'T GIVE UP NOW ANON
YOU HAVE TO STAY DETERMINED

[spoiler]You're the future of monsters and humans[/spoiler]

>>5218011
oh god please no, normal or just wear a hoodie and be cute, but dont go full faggot mode on me

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>Windows 8 showing me a message telling me it's my estranged crushes' birthday tomorrow

Stop plz

>>5218012
but I'm so nervous I want to die aaa

>>5218015
dont write down your crushes birthday in your computer then fruitcake?

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>>5218013

id only wear it in private or secretly under my clothes, dont worry

>>5218017

That's not how it works. I have them on Skype still so it knows from that. It told me about an Australian girl's birthday the other week because I used to talk to her on MSN when I was 14.

What's it with the massive influx of /pol/ kiddies lately?

Are they still butthurt over that supreme court incident?

>>5218016

It's gonna be fine, bby, you'll see.
The adrenaline will fill you up and help you do what you need to do.
Don't fight the anxiety spiraling inside you, use it!
GO AND GET THAT JOB

..

I believe in you. <3

>>5218021

.. want to buy one of those to wear for my mister.

>>5218011
classic white jockstrap under sweatpants

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>>5218011
this:
http://shop.oxballs.com/BLASTER-Ass-lock-OXBALLS-OX-1317.htm

>>5218023
not from /pol/ retard
i just straight up dislike homosexuality

>>5218027
Haven't you been here for the past week or something?

>>5218023
I was here for quite a few months now.

>>5218026

lol @ the description

>Best of all…BLASTER comes with a silicone stopper so you can plug up your pig after filling him to bloating…

Fuck his throat or sit on his face with his distended guts full of messy lube and a huge steamy load of your man piss…nothin’ feels as hot as a plugged pig desperately moanin’ around your swollen sweaty meat or frantically lappin’ at your pushed out ass-lips…

best salesmen EU

>>5218025

i already do that sometimes, its fun

>>5218029
nah i came like 2-3 days ago or like 1-2 i dont remember

>>5218015
wish him a happy birthday and offer him a dick suk

>>5218027
Aren't you that faggot who nearly cried his eyes out after being told to go back to /pol/ one too many times?

>>5218030
As I was saying.

>>5218044
who are you calling a faggot?
and i didnt cry...

To the guy that shitposts posting ciswomen here

Do the exact same thing to mtfg and claim you've been on hrt for a year.
Keep spamming how they will never look like that
You'll get better reactions

>>5218044
oh please don't let this become a new meme

>>5218044
>As I was saying.
Nah, mate. I am technically bisexual, but frankly I like guys more.

>>5218047
You.
Yes you did
>>5218051
Too late

>>5217772
I'll tape up my eyes like a chinese for you <3

>>5218047
You know I think /hm/ is over that way.

>>5218053
>I am technically bisexual
Then I probably told you to gtfo some time ago, like I usually do.

>>5218060
i look down on fags im not one myself
fuck off homo

>>5218065
shut up homo!

>>5218047
Lmao kill yourself

In aikido the thrower or giver is called the tori, and the throwee or receiver is called the uke.
In order to get good at aikido you have to master both.

>>5218023
I'm pretty sure it's like 3 shitposters

>>5218069
>Then I probably told you to gtfo some time ago, like I usually do.
But you guys always become wet, when I talk about being straight.

>>5218072
you first homo freak

>>5218077
i know right? whats up with their fetishisation of straight nazis?

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>>5218070
So you really are that crybaby?

lmao

Irishanon: 7.5 inches
Sadfrog: 5.5 inches
Hitler: 6 inches
Oatmeal: 8 inches (its legit, ive seen it)
Zombii: 6 inches
Maki: 4 inches

Is this accurate

>>5218088
fuck off i didnt cry or anything youre just imagining shit

>>5218074
Who knows.
Kinda sad to know that they're the best /pol/ has to offer.

>>5218093
>i didnt cry
darling I could feel your butthurt all over the internet.

>>5218094
why the fuck would you assume everyones from /pol/ theres one dude yes
but im not
nazis are not the only ones who hate you

>>5218091

cant confirm zombii, but others look right to me

why would you do this to your fellow name fags, esp. someone who is so protective of having their shit re-posted? >>5217876

>>5218091
pretty much
>if you consider self reporting as accurate.

>>5218102
dont call me your darling you freak

>>5218104
You've been doing this before I went to bed
I woke up and you're still shitposting
You're just bringing activity to a dead thread You're helping the gay agenda

>>5218091
My dick is bigger than 6" >_>

>>5218021

Hrm.. $17.14 for those fab undies.
Not including shipping or wutevs
Is that worth it?
I dunno, suddenly way less enthused about buying them.

[spoiler]why am i so stingy, i can never tell when shit is worth the price, i just hate spending money I don't need to spend at all[/spoiler]

>>5218104
>why the fuck would you assume everyones from /pol/
Because they're the only ones pathetic enough to actually come here to shitpost.

>>5218118
>6.1 is still bigger than 6

>>5218114
im not helping shit
its not like out rioting against homos
im just letting you know anonymously over the internet how people really feel about you

>>5218121
apparently not dude?

>>5218113
Oh sweetie don't play hard to get.

>>5218124
6 7/8ths to be exact

>>5218131
dont fucking try to fag me up you freak!
that shits not working on me

>>5218127
>apparently not
Those who aren't should seriously feel ashamed of themselves,
like take a deep look into a mirror and ask themselves "what am I doing with my life?"

>>5218147
im doing fine desu

>>5218143
>dont fucking try to fag me up
I don't need to.
It's already done.

>>5218156
not this shit again
i even did your dumb gay test and it said i was 100% straight
back the fuck off already?
theres not a gay bone in my body

>>5218163
>had to take a test to see if he was gay
You're totally gay.

>>5218163
I'll put one in you t b h :^)

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>>5218163
>theres not a gay bone in my body
Oh there will be darling.
And you'll love it.

>>5218163
are you the führer I've been waiting for?

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>>5218163
>theres not a gay bone in my body
too easy... way to easy.

>>5218167
i knew i was straight already
fuck i just wanted absolute proof so you couldnt claim otherwise
like "nuh-uh youre just acting"
im not acting shit take a look at your dumb tests result

>>5218169
>>5218172
gross end yourselves
the day i have sex with a man...i feel like ive already said this line you get my point

>>5218174
holy shit you fucking pervs turn everything someone says into some homo sex thing
dont you feel any shame?

>>5218173
most likely not sorry
i only dislike homosexuality

>>5218169
>>5218174
>>5218172

I didn't pick on that in slightest.
Even the first post was confusing.
Am-..
Am I not gay enough?

>>5218179
I also dislike homosexuality, I just want a führer to rise so he can use those of us that consider homosexuality to be a form of high functioning schizophrenia as cannon fodder in the coming race war. I've been training most of my life.

>>5218179
>had to take a test
>this internet test is definitely 100% accurate
>being this defensive
You're a homo, get over it.

>>5218179
>>5218163
Are you the same straight guy from last thread, who complimented my voice?

>>5218180
Yes, and now you will be exiled to the frozen wasteland.

>>5218179
>gross end yourselves
Ladies first.
>the day i have sex with a man
We'll yawn and say we knew years ago.

>>5218180
It just means you're not a massive whore.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>5218179
>holy shit you fucking pervs turn everything someone says into some homo sex thing
>dont you feel any shame?
you know that little chub you got from thinking about having your boy pussy violated and stretched? There's no need to feel shame anon... we'll give you cuddles afterward.

>>5218185
yeah i dont care dude find someone else to step on your balls or whatever fetish youre into

>>5218186
im not taking a real life test
im absolutely certain that im 100% unironically full down to the t straight
no need for no test it was just the icing on the cake

>>5218188
what are you trying to pull here?

>>5218191
cool but im a dude are you calling yourself a lady? gross tranny freak
youre a man and always will be

>>5218192
how about i cut your fucking dick off you disgusting homo perv freak?

>>5218197
why are you on gaygen if you're straight?

>>5218185
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there's a reasonable chance your next precious fuhrer wil be gay.
And it might even be me.

After all I can't rely on straights to fight the muslim menace. You're too keked for that.

>>5218202
to hate on faggots?

>>5218197
>>5218202
He's underage and has nothing better to do with his time.

Like Christian/Atheist kids going on Christian/Atheist videos and starting comment wars.

>>5218062
hitler!! no racism kk
>>5218179
>>5218197
i miss freddie t b h desu

>>5218204
Well rise to the fucking mantle then. I'm fed up watching the world burning.

>>5218213
I'm just trying to make things work bby

>>5218210
im only 18 senpai but i had the day off today

>>5218213
dont know who that cock sucking circlejerker is

>>5218197
>what are you trying to pull here?
Nothing. I'm not interested in straight guys, since I kinda come from a straight background myself. I definetly want to be with someone more "homo" than myself.

But you kinda agreed that you can't be totally straight, when I told you that it made you at least a 1 on the kinsey scale. :^)

>>5218197
>unironically full down to the t straight
>down to the t
You do know that the letter t has a curve on the bottom?
>FAGGOTRY CONFIRMED

>>5218207
you can do it in silence tho

we already know that people hate us anyways. We don't need reminders

>>5218222
Then you're a retard. You haven't grown out of shitposting yet?

>>5218223
since when did you become the judge of whats straight and not? i gave you a compliment get over it

>>5218224
alright fine down to the T
happy?

>>5218229
i mean i could but i kinda want you to know how i feel

>>5218231
its not shitposting
its hateposting!

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>>5218219
>Well rise to the fucking mantle then.
Look m8 that shit takes time to prepare.
I can't just jump up and say "hai guise I'm your new fuhrer and I'm just so fabulous"

>talk about fuhrer
>captcha is bikes
irony

>>5218235
>i mean i could but i kinda want you to know how i feel

ok whatever floats your boats.

just trying to save you some time because when you get hated on on a daily basis you kinda stop caring.

>>5218247
id love to add more fuel to that fire tbhwy

>>5218237
How will I know when to join your forces then?

>>5218235
>alright fine down to the D
ftfy

>>5218263
>How will I know when to join
You don't need to know.
It'll happen.
Just have hope.

>>5218263
when he says "faggots unite! together well kill those arabs by throwing semen on them" or whatever you freaks do

>>5218265
yeah because i sure looooooove that dick dont i?
end yourself freak

>>5218281

That was wonderful to read, thank you for adding that to the thread.

>>5218220
politically incorrect racial caricatures are not the path to my heart hitty</3
couldnt we just find a korean qt to have a threesome with
>>5218222
freddie was the bestest shitposter to ever gg
you are and always will be n o t h i n g compared to him

>>5218287
cool i dont care?

>>5218274
>>5218274
>i sure looooooove that dick
cool. cool. I've converted many str8 guys but I like really tight holes. You still have your brown cherry intact, right? I don't want some straighty who's all loosy-goosy b/c he can't keep his fingers out of his man-slit.

This shitposter only gets me annoyed because he's so bad at it.
Literally go to mtfg if you want 6 responses per post. The fact that he's doing it here makes me think that he wants a fat cock in his mouth

You would hate trannies more than gays tbqh

>>5218274
>>5218294

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dfbanh5tvZ

>>5218290
humble urself

>>5218274
>yeah because i sure looooooove that dick dont i?
You're either so deep in the closet you're having a picnic in Narnia, or you're from Uganda or some equally backwards country.

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>>5218281

>>5218291
fuck off dont touch my ass you disgusting homo

>>5218294
i hate you both senpai dont worry
to me youre both homos so its not like it matters

>>5218297
thats the grossest shit ive ever heard

>>5218302
humble myself?

>>5218306
i live in sweden you freak
if i was a homo it wouldnt be a problem and thats what so fucking wrong

>>5218297
wtf happened to your voice?

I-is this your natural v-voice?

>>5218318
It's someone else's he probably took from /cuteboys/ or something

>>5218297

lmao

10/10

>>5218319

its his fiances

Guys who do I be a good dom long distance? How do I drive him crazy without losing him?

>>5218316
>i live in sweden you freak
As I said, Uganda or some equally backwards country.
Also are you muslim?

>>5218328
*how

>>5218329
dont badmouth sweden you disgusting fruit
this would literally be a haven for you so i know youre just jealous

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>>5218308

>>5218328
You want to make him horny, while you're away?
L M A O

Let's be honest, you both are degenerates, he is going to sleep around like the thirsty slut he is.

>>5218328
do you ever get to see him in person or is it just online role play?

>getting a colonoscopy next week
>butt stuff
>drugs
why do people act like this is the worst thing ever

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Uke desu ni~

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yg0QTAOlYa

>>5218339
because those people are not gay

>>5218337
Oh right, I forgot about that. Some people actually think that an online relationship is real.

>>5218337
Online. I'm seeing him this summer.
>>5218335
I hope not but...you never know. I cri eveyetiem

>>5218316
blanda upp sjukfall

>>5218347
i wouldnt mind an asian chick tbqh

>>5218345
>>5218344
I knew it.

It made me snicker a little, not gonna lie.

>>5218308
>>5218326
>>5218334
unfh~~
&& make up post quoted number two
>>5218316
swallow dat pride
i can tell u are a sweetie on the inside<3

>>5218357
im pretty nice i think probably
just not to faggots

>>5218354
hur mycket som helst?

>>5218356
Pls halp

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>>5218344

I've been looking for you. Do you lift? I found the shirt for you if you do.

>tfw just got finished fucking my gf with my 4 inch pekkaroo

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>>5218287
>threesome
I smell an eiffel tower

>>5218361
the fuck are you trying to say?

>>5218357

Wow.
You're like that one guy that used to be on here with all the hippie nicetudes, except you don't have amusement and are a dick.

>>5218365
did you make her squirt, maki?

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>>5218339
>mfw they ask me if I want to go under for the colonoscopy
finally some action

The raging hard erection is gonna be awkward though

>>5218333
>this would literally be a haven for you
>Massive muslim immigration
>Radical left is in control
>Radical right is rising in numbers
I'll just enjoy my country and let Sweden burn.
A shame since actual swedish men are hot and make great bottoms.

>>5218370
Ayyy lmao. Dats me...Aryan.race

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Who does /gaygen/ want as the new James Bond? pic related

>>5218316
>>5218318
>>5218323

lol, no, it was posted last night.
I saved the link and showed it to, like -all- of my friends, it made me laugh so fucking hard.
I felt like it was an appropriate response to Denial-kun.

To the 10/10, tho- Iknorite?
Argh.. it's so wonderful.
I want someone to make a techno beat out of it.

This is my fiancé's voice, if you want to hear it, tho-

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01WxDZ2G4zG

>>5218326

I
Uhm
Yeah, uh, I actually don't like twinks all that much
And I wouldn't know why they're so shiny.

>>5218339
I had a colonoscopy, It was one of the worst things I have ever been through medically. Even more painful than removing the epidural needle from my spine.

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>first sexual experience was i got fingered was by a doctor when i was 15

IT STILL COUNTS

>>5218385

pic related seems cool to me

>>5218382
did i take a wrong turn and end up in /pol/?
fuck off dont talk shit about my country you fruitcake

>>5218389
>nigger
NO

>>5218396

jokes on you, he's slated as the most likely next bond

im all for it, i think hes hot af and a decent actor to boot

For real muh dudes how do I be a good dom without coming off as an a$$hole...

>>5218408

Aftercare!

>>5218362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jjsYFWaFOu

do you send him money as well?

>>5218410
I don't know what that means!! I just learnt what a uke was today..

>>5218405
>he's slated as the most likely next bond
Yay more propaganda. The only reason is because he's a nigger and the media loves niggers.

Also, Damian Lewis is ahead of him.

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>>5218385
lmao

>>5218393
>did i take a wrong turn and end up in /pol/?
Nah I just read the news and they all unanimously agree that Sweden is definitely fucked.
>fuck off
I'm not the closet case in gay general
>dont talk shit about my country
I don't need to. You keked swedes already do so yourself.

>>5218416
Nah I do send flowers though and chocolate

>>5218408

Keep the sense of respect and care through your domination.
The power play is only play, you're both having fun. Give him what he likes to feel good- to the extent that it makes you feel good, too.

Also after care means not letting his cuts and raws and bruises get nasty after the fun is over.

>>5218422
damn thats mean im really hurt
a mean fruitcake
now ive seen it all

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>>5218423
Aww, that's really cute

>>5218419
id watch twink bond

>>5218408

Be an asshole convincingly.

>>5218419

Twink Bond is a good idea.
Twink Bond. 007: Twink Bondage. Good movie, shitty Adele theme.

>>5218360
b-but
>>5218369
i do not understand this reference
ive been up for nearly 24+ hours now lol my brain isnt working
>>5218373
why are you even talking to me u cretin
idfc go away stop posting

>>5218436
buuuuut?

>>5218436
it's when one fucks the ass and the other the mouth and you high five each other over the fuckee.

>>5218416
Yo that was the best reply ever!!! Haha I just listened to it. Ya you probably right. We both beta virgins and don't know what the heck we're doing. He's from Spain I'm from the USA. It'll probably never work.. I think he actually hits on girls too. He won't admit it though. But dat reply was fire!!!

>>5218426
>a mean fruitcake
Oh baby you know. You know nothing.

>>5218436
>>5218444
This
and because the famous picture of Hitler in front of the Eiffel Tower and my name is Hitler

also go to sleep

>>5218427
I like to keep things old fashioned in the wrong homosexual way.

>>5218444
sounds gay

>>5218447
i know youre a ultrafag
thats all i need to know to dismiss whatever you say fampai

>>5218436

I'm no cretin, I'm no mutt.
Watch your step, I'll cut you, cunt!

Hoo-zam.

I'll follow you until you love me.

>>5218408
the first step is acknowledging that shouting and being mean aren't the same as being a dom
it's like
dude why are you screaming at me i obviously am here to be your sub you don't gotta yell
(unless ofc they're into like intense degradation n shit then have at w/ the anger and meanness)

>>5218458

Shouting doms are so awkward. /:
Especially when they do it worse when you break the play and be like "hey, uh, this is not fun"
And then eventually they stop and get all self conscious about it and overly nice when they realize their attempts to salvage it aren't working.

>>5218455
Oh baby if you think I'm just mean then you don't know how I would treat you in person.

>>5218458
He does like to be called a slut. And his fantasy is basically to be tied up and have me do whatever to him. But some days I know he gets pissed because I go too far. Like one time on Skype I think I went a bit overboard on mean...

>>5218469
youd prob do gay shit to me and im not down with that
thats why we will never met poofter

>>5218445
Yeah np, you still crack me up. I gave it to you STRAIGHT as it is, which the other posters here naturally have a problem with.

when do I use "quotes" or when do I use 'this'?
I've always used " ", but what the fuck are '...' for?

Is one a double quote and one a single quote? How do you know when to use either...?

>>5218465
Pretty much me.

>>5218475
>Like one time on Skype I think I went a bit overboard on mean...
Can you stop it now please? Seriously!

>>5218481
They can be used as you please. I looked this up because I was confused.

Typically " is used for direct quotes and ' is used for titles (of books and stuff, not like PhD.)

>>5218478
Its so weird because it actually was a valid point Haha. I don't know how to end it though. We really both I think are betas but I'm kind of attached to him now so... Ill guess you're also a dom or top?

>>5218477
>you
>worthy of doing gay shit with
As if I'm gonna sexually meddle with a modern day peasant.
Hah.

I just accidentally sprayed hot salty vinear on my cheekbone piercing instead of hot salty water and oh my god it sunk right between my eyelids and started burning
Why
WHY IS THIS A THING

Uunnffgghh it burns

>>5218484
Its sad I know... I cri evyetiem>>

>>5218493
>Ill guess you're also a dom or top?
Of course. Being bottom is gay as fuck. No homo, friendo.

>>5218494
sorry mr super perfect human
i didnt know you could actually be perfect and still gay
jesus christ end yourself

>>5218501
Thanks muh nigga. You the real mvp

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what's the cutest name a guy can have

>Matt
>Phillip

>>5218514
something that ends with a is prob the most gayest
i assume thats what you faggots are into

>>5218487

i always finger quote...

is a finger quote the same as doing " " in a sentence or should I use ' "?

>>5218475
yeah i mean i like being called names a bit too
but there are guys (esp inexperienced guys) who think they have to like be really aggressive and loud like you're going to resist or something
like if you just give your sub a command in a normal speaking voice, they're still going to do it (noncon rp notwithstanding)

>>5218481
double quotes are for quoting speech and certain titles (there are lots of different rules for titles depending onwhich medium and which format)
single quotes are for significant words esp when they're being used as a double meaning

>>5218514
i have a soft spot for jack and kyle

>>5218513

omgz how r u
u studly turkstud u

>>5218507
>jesus christ end yourself
He's already dead mate.
For 2000 years now. Have you been living under a rock or something?

>>5218514

Artin :3c

>>5218520

its not rugby. rugby has a trip

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>>5218523

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>tfw cub with 4 inch penis
>will never be a beta sub
>will never be a giant bear

FeelGood what is your favourite scifi fiction book?

>>5218538
Go twink mode

>>5218440
but i am not a faggot tho
can we be internet friends now..?
>>5218444
>>5218450
pervsss idk about any of these sex memes..guess i have a lot to learn
+ need u tuck me to bed hitler~~

>>5218545
sure dude we can be the bestest of friends
hows it going? what have you been up to today?

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>>5218528

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>>5218552
die homo faggot

>>5218541

um, probably The Sirens Of Titan by Kirk Vonnegut, or maybe The City And The Stars by Arthur C Clarke.

The Vonnegut i especially reccomend - its very easy to read, and has a real kick to it.

>>5218514

Alex </3 ;_;

>>5218545
Sure give skype and I will teach you all the sex memes c;

where does sadfrog live? city/state/country?

>>5218562

hes Israelian, and currently serving in the military.

>>5218557
i've only read slaughterhouse v, but i really liked it
have you read it? is his other stuff similar?

>>5218558
>mfw thats my name

h-hello

im now bi for grimes.
deal with it.

>in b4 someone posts the hairy spotty pic of her

>>5218558
i seem to be drawn to alex's too
i feel like they tend to be good guys

>>5218571
your parents knew youd turn out gay dude
they never had any hopes for you

>>5218569

Yes, I've read most of his stuff - i love the guy's writings.

Slaughterhouse 5 is unusually dark - obviously its a personal topic for him, and that kind of shines through. Its a lot more down-to-earth and absurdist than much of the other books, but that doesnt neccessarily make it worse or better.

The humour is a constant mainstay of his writing though.

Top three Vonnegut books IMO
1 Sirens Of Titan
2 Breakfast Of Champions
3 Slaughterhouse 5

>>5218578
damn dude youre digging a girl who makes some seriously shitty music

>>5218585
WHERES UR MUSIC HUH? HUH? COME AT ME BRO

>>5218003
Nailed it... Well, sorta. The interviewer said I did well anyway.

>>5218571

You broke me once, I won't let you do it again.

But I'll never forget you either...

>>5218579

>good guys

This is not a certainty.

>>5218580
they didn't know and had a lot of hopes actually

they're both going to be signed into an assisted living facility so its not like i care

>>5218590
yeah but im a guy so if you were into me itd be gay and wrong
id rahter you not be into me

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[memetext]tfw ugly fat gay virgin with no bf[/font]

>>5218594

yay you!

>>5218583
I never could get into Vennegut, but I'm going through Phillip K. Dick atm like there's no tomorrow.

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>>5218556
You first rat.

>>5218597
yeah thats what you think
but when you name someone alex
not alexander but alex
youre seriously setting your kid up to become gay

>>5218600
too bad. I might be. You never know. It's wrong but it feels so right.

>>5218595
Sorry you had to go through that friend :[

I never had a bf so I don't know this feel.

>>5218609
>Dick
lmao

>tfw have pictures of my bully saved on my phone
>looking at them when going through my gallery when trying to look for something else
>stare at them getting hard in the car ride

>>5218612
i hope for both of us that youre not
also get your homosexuality checked and cured please

>>5218609

Ah man, I love his stuff also. Ubik is gutpunchingly unrelenting in particular.

Which Vonnegut did you try? I found most of them very readable.

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>>5218610
dont make me preform a hatecrime

>>5218557
I like Vonnegut. I've only read The Cat's Cradle, though. It was superb.
I used to be a massive scifi nerd because my dad has a shitload of scifi in his library. But, now when I read it, it seems so childish. It's verybhit and miss genre.

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>>5218624
I'm gonna stealth you so hard bb xxxx

>>5218548
kk!!! well..i was working yesterday night so i didnt really do anything today except smoke weed and listen to a few albums and generally chill. about to go to sleep very soon. hbu new anonymous poster?
>>5218560
ghettoky0t3
but i am about to go to sleep like u said bc i really need to

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>>5218627
The only hatecrime is me throwing your ass in the fire.

>>5218609
i don't think i would have picked him up on my own, but i had to read slaughterhouse v back when i was doing academic competitions
it was weird but pretty interesting

>>5218583
thanks, i'll keep those in mind
right now i'm about 200~ pages into the complete works of lovecraft, and i just started paprika

>>5218595
of course
just in my experience i've only known good alex's

>>5218611
i feel weird when people name their kids nicknames instead of full names

>>5218621
i'm sorry anon, bullies are are awful when you're young b/c it's male attention and you get all sorts of weirdfeelings
i know i wanted bang my bully so hard, but like
bullies aren't nice people

>>5218632
stealth a knife in your throat

>>5218633
what were you listening to?

>>5218635
oh yeah? try me fruitcake

>tfw unattracted to other races when they are female
>lovec Asian and Mexican men and other races

Niggers still smell though tbqh

>>5217740
New:
>>5218642
>>5218642
>>5218642

>>5218633
Added you
sleep well, fag

>>5218629

Thats true. Although I have to confess sometimes when I'm really stressed out I like to read gungho american circlejerking military scifi. Its just so much fun!

And as for Cat's Cradle, its very similar to Breakfast Of Champions - you might like that too?

>>5218641

Lovecraft, oh man I loved that shit. The key theme is the sublime and the uncanny, and it might be interesting to keep those two things in mind when you read.

Just a suggestion!

>>5218625
Slaughterhouse Five and Galapagos.

>>5218645
I totally would sweetie.

>>5218471
>love stage!!
Good taste anon, I'm proud of you

>>5218514
Taylor, kyle, John

>>5217810
yo, where is this? I really want to go there.

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>>5219267

its a picture i took in Monmouthsire, Wales

>>5217799
Looks weirdly suck