mtfg treat me like a lady edition

>threadlike reminder transbians not welcome here transbians are Straight men and should leave

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>tfw no gf

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>>5216926
Grow up dude

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>>5216926
Post yuri

>>5216929
Spotted the straight man, fuck off Bruce Jenner

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hello /mtfg/
should I trip for people to hate me ?
whats a good trip name ?

>>5216934
I'd go for Kandi or other stripperific names.
Just for added butthurt.

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>>5216921
I think if I had a better girlvoice I'd be inclined to go out with this guy

>>5216934
Cinnamon

>>5216926
my partner is rubbing my butt and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>5216934
trashboat

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>>5216932
How about we post things that make us vomit?
Like your manly straight male face

>>5216943
Well that's kind of cute.
Why so salty anon?

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>>5216943
cis girls who makes me realize i will never be as cute as them

>>5216943
>image.jpg
Hey angie, up to your old tricks again?

>>5216943
You look a lot better than some of the hons here.

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>>5216943
bad anon

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>>5216943
You seem upset anon

>>5216951
That's whingie?
The retard is here 24/7.

so like, seriously, my breasts have budded so fast that it's already noticeable to some people two weeks in
Is this going to effect my later boob development at all??

>>5216768
well yeah it's the east London dialect

>>5216921
somebody should alter that so it's Boys vs Men vs Daddies, kek

>>5216934
"Shithead". it's what someone suggested for me.

>>5216951
kek
>>5216957
Probably.
She's a morbid soul.

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>>5216943
Why do you still have that picture of me? Do you have a thing for me?

>>5216959
you dont have boobs after 2 weeks you fucking retard

>>5216962
some creepy anons spend all their time obsessing over and saving pictures of internet strangers here

>>5216934
If you want people to hate you?
Try, Potc, Angie, or Feefs

>>5216961
Damn.
That money for surgery should have gone to a psychiatrist instead.

>>5216962
iS THAt you?
You're qt!

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>>5216928
But you're a homosexual boy silly

>>5216939
Maybe you should just go for it anyway.

after seeing this music video I realized this is basically what I imagine ufufu's life is like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1mHSo7ug4&feature=youtu.be

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>>5216971
do u have the autisms>?

>>5216965
Well that's kinda gay tbqh <.<;

>>5216969
Yeah although it's a pretty unflattering picture >.< thanks anon!

>>5216973
i felt pretty humiliated the last time i did that tho :\

good morning everyone!
how are you all today?

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>>5216977
No I don't, do you need to talk to open up to someone about your autism?

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>>5216932

>>5216967
Should have, anon!

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>>5216984
r u sure? having a big collection of anime girls is pretty autistic tbqh anon u should get urself cheked

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Two non-nightmares in a row
Too bad I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight with all the work I have to do

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>>5216992
I got them from you dummy

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>>5216995
wowe do you have a crush on me? im flattered

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>>5216933
I kek'd

>>5216998
hey jormy I had a dream I met you and I was super nervous but you said hi

I am spending too much time here ;~;
I think it's because I really liked your fox sheets and I wanted some before falling asleep.

>wdijdims

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>>5216986
>tfw get more triggered every time
;___;

>>5216951
Nope it isn't me.
I think elanna is cute tbqh.

>>5216957
>retard
>here 24/7
lolol someone has their knickers in a twist

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>>5216998
How did you come to that conclusion? I'm not attracted to homosexual boys.

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>>5216993
I dont care about this thread but loli is always welcome.

>>5216967
>>5216988
Replying to yourself isn't healthy, js

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>>5217006
You be careful

>>5217001
You should get out more desu senpai

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>>5217010
Okay

>>5217006
But this isn't lesgen

>>5217012
Yeah, I realized that when I woke up but then here I am ;~;
it's too cold
I'm too comfy
a-and you're here senpai

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>>5217014
I dont even have understanding of what does that means but please reffer to my first post
>>5217006

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>>5217002
I'm sorry, but you asked for yuri..?

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Glad people still think I'm crazy.
It warms my heart to see the people here get mad.

>>5216993
congrats on the no nightmares at least
I used to get them like every night when I was younger, now I just don't rlly remember my dreams

>>5217014
kek (also kinda double-meaning in this case)

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>>5217008
k.

>>5217023
Well now they're back to vivid ridiculous fantasy that doesn't cause panic attacks, so I'm good for now

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>>5217017
Not anymore. Goodnight mtfg!

>tfw beard shadow starts to return after last laser session
n-no...

>>5217028
good night!

>>5217026
>Actually caring
Senpai noticed my post :')

Boobs haven't been sore for 2 days
I'm worried

>>5217028
k ;~;

good nite jormy ; 3;

>>5217036
It's polite to respond when someone talks to you.

>>5216982
>>5217035
oh hey, I missed your post
good morning!

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>>5217020
Yeah, but not like this ;__;

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>>5217037
It means they've stopped growing

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>>5217035
Hey vivi you seem cool.
Please help me with my internet 'bf' pls. I'm way to embarrassed to talk to him.

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>>5217047
Oh....

>>5217037
My boobs were never sore.

>>5217037
It goes in bursts

>>5216934
if British I'd suggest Turd Ferguson, Poundshop Witch Mask or The Right Honorable,

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>try out an old vibe I have on my new cooter
>it doesn't fit all the way (due to the width, depth should be fine)
>tfw

Guess I need to start sizing up my dilating.

>>5217050
Stop taking sugar pills

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>ask label for mastered version of my song so i can make previews
>still waiting for a reply
>itunes has a preview of my song already

fuck

>>5217042
You don't have to.
It shows you care <3

>>5216943
Is that elanna? She looks pretty passable and that pic is without make up, impressive. I wonder how long on hrt.

>>5217048
maybe try to pretend he's someone else and just talk about shit

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>>5217056
>sugar pills for two years

My car is shit. I barely made it to my class. The real problem is that I need it for work. I don't know how I'm going to save up for reconstruction surgery at this rate. Everything just feels so hopeless.

>>5217057
>having a label

Why do you like selling away your copyrights? Should've just released it on bandcamp and burned shitty CDRs and tapes for people that want physicals with hand drawn cover art.

>>5217065
Oh rawr.

>>5217065
Wait when did lain cry? I just realised I don't remember her ever doing that.

Let's see how mtfg is today... Yep looks like it's still delusional weeb beta fags

>>5217069
I'm not rawr pls stop.

>>5217069
It's not-Michelle.

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>>5217071
All day every day

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>>5217068
because free mastering, free promotion, distribution to major digital music stores
it just works, anon

>>5217070
Either the very beginning or slightly past the midpoint

How long til cute

>>5217059
I care about being polite, shouldn't we all at least try to care about that?

>>5217076
Why though? Like you guys remind me why we're hated as a group. I wish I could talk to some other mtfs but fucking christ. If I want to talk to trans folk best stick to transmen, they usually aren't freaks.

>>5217045
Ok maybe I will stop then.

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>>5217072
Can I call you little rawr?
Or rawr 2.0?
rawr lite?
Maybe mini rawr? Similar to Austin Powers?

>>5217043
it's all good! how are you today?

>>5217048
and what do you need to talk to him about? regardless if it's something you're embarrassed about then easing into it until you have no choice but to say it works fr me lol. You don't have to drop it like a bomb, you can go slow and it works

>>5217057
you make music too?
you should post your preview!

>>5217077
Just master it yourself, it's not hard. Mastering is easier than mixing. A bit of compression, some eq, sort out fades between tracks if needed.

>>5217085
Why bully?

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>>5217082
Sorry we're not conforming to your butch lesbian standards.

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>>5217092
Bully?
I am not a bully mini-rawr.

>>5217077
From my experience no one really cares about music unless youre famous. I just do it the old Daniel Johnston way

>>5217096
Can I just have my own name?
I'm nothing like rawr.

>>5217103
Fine.
How should I call you miss?

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I'm pretty sure I want to be a girl but I'm hairy as fug, like a fucking gorilla hairy. Could mones even help or would I just be some hideous hairy she beast. I get stuble even when I shave my legs after a few hours and it becomes itchy as hell. Life sucks I guess.

If only I could get my singing voice to sound female

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>>5217083
Yeah, if you would be willing to that would be great. Sorry, at the moment I have a few feels going on about the whole thing.

>>5217080
>tfw never cute
it's mostly luck of the genetic draw, even potential for fixing stuff with surgery

>>5217086
pretty shitty but whateves, we just keep catching cats and were gonna turn some of them in later,
how're u? up to anything interesting?

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wtf dreams
I just woke up from a dream where me and the rock were taking down drug lords and eventually resurrected hitler.
I need to stop taking sleeping pills

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>>5217106
I dunno.

I only have a boy name because gross hon.

>>5217111
practice!
listen to a lot of bands with male singers who sing in a higher pitch. It's what helped me.
Some examples are like Circa Survive, Coheed and Cambria, Chiodos, Silversun Pickups, Dream Theater, Rush, Boston, Emarosa, Dance Gavin Dance, Muse
They really help get your voice comfortable with singing in a higher pitch which is paramount in singing like a grill

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>>5217086
i haven't gotten it back from the studio yet, but maybe when i do i'll post something

>>5217090
that's something i'd like to go to higher education for
i obsess over every little detail and i would probably end up spending weeks, if not months trying to get a single song perfect and clean sounding

>>5217100
i've gotten a considerable amount of fans from being with my label that i get emails and PMs from asking when i'm going to put out new music, it's a pretty good feel but my music is kinda niche

>>5217118
>Chiodos
well shit, now I have to watch killer klowns from outer space again

>>5217117
Well you better come up with something nice fast, because I am getting attached to Mini-Rawr by the minute.

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>>5217081
Well being polite is a rarity in this world especially on the Internet.

>>5217082
I really don't know. It's just the culture here. I'm not really weeb because most anime blows.

I would talk about transition stuff but not many here want to talk about that

>>5217124
Don't be so pushy, Anon.

>>5217124
her name is latias. or superjupiter.

>>5217113
aw I'm sorry :/ and are random cats just attracted to your apartment? that's cute <3 but prolly annoying too lol
And not much here, just gotta do laundry today and then gym later. Tomorrow is my Planned Parenthood one-month checkup though and then I'm either grabbing lunch of dinner with my grandma depending on whether we go after my appointment or saturday

>>5217119
kk please do! I love hearing /mtfg/ music, anne. posted her stuff and it's reeeeaaaallllllllllyyyy good so I'm wondering if secretly all the musically talented people are trannies lol

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>tfw work

i got a bajillion snacks and coffee. but it was super windy outside. my life is so hard sometimes idk

how are you doing mtfg?

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>>5217112
;_;

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>>5217136
I'd like to clarify that I wasn't bullied into ffs. I wanted ffs for a long time.
Also I hope you're well edie.

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>>5217130

>>5217082
You're on 4chan, it's a weeb site, the girls here are going to be weeby. Reddit is probably the only option for a more "normal' site, /cd/ as well.

>>5217133
What's the connection between a Pokemon and a super-massive celestial body?

>decide to go into random chinese restaurant
>I'm the only person in apart from 2 chinese girls who work here
>tfw they keep talking in chinese and giggling

Are they laughing at the disgusting white piggu (me) who just walked in?

>>5217143

who?

>>5217149

honestly i do, ya lol

>>5217151
Girls giggle anon. Sometimes for no reason.

>>5217149
>those hips
t-triggered
and hell no tiny peepee 4 life :D

>>5217149
Jesus no. All I do is stick my boys up in my body and get the tip of my dick as close to my asshole before putting panties on.

>>5217156
Me, angie.
You wrote a post a few days ago about how I was bullied into ffs or something like that. Just wanted to clarify things

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>>5217151
No, they are laughing because you never are supposed to go to a restaurant where there are no other patrons. It means their food is shit.

>>5217149
Sometimes.

My first attempts as a teen involved rope to keep stuff in place as tightly as possible.

>>5217149
dose fucking hips doe
FUCK

>>5217136
hey edie, I was kind of curious. What do you do when you start your chat up to work? Like, do you have a routine or do you just browse the internet or whatever until people come into your room?

>>5217149
For fucks sake Kayla, stop visiting weird sites.

>>5217127
There's no point being impolite because other people are. If something descends into shitflinging you miss whatever constructive conversation there may have been.

Also, what transition stuff do you want to talk about?

Anyone else pretend to be FtM?

>>5217162
It is like 3.30pm on a weekday though. I went to a thai place yesterday where there was barely anyone in and the food was incredible.

>>5217159
same
Caddy did show me a cool trick with a sock and an elastic band

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>tfw hormones finally arrived

h-here i go

>>5217169
Yup.

>>5217169
No, but people think I am :/

>>5217149
Never did, just wore panties with a large amount of spandex.

>>5217140
Yeah idk, it's sort of stupid honestly. I shouldn't be developing feelings for someone so quickly, nor should current events stress me out as much as they are.

>>5217169
Trip on faye

>>5217169
Kinda. I look like a tomboy and have been asked before if I'm FtM. I am okay with this.

Just gonna greentext this awkward moment

>be about 3 years ago before I was out to anyone
>chatting with male friend late at night
>he starts sending me all this trannyporn and saying how much he loves dickgirls
>he's now openly a cringy tumblr tier demisexual angelkin snowflake transbian who presents male full time but is offended and verbal about it when he gets sirred.
>can't believe this shit
>am offended and slowly distance myself from him.

Someone save me

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>>5217161

>a few days ago
lmao i think it was longer than that. i'm happy that you seem slightly less psychotic lately tho! but i don't even really remember the passing comment or two about you because you're not really that important to me. i'd hope that you feel similarly and would please refrain from responding to me in the future since you refuse to use a trip allowing anyone to filter you despite your extensive list of asinine bullshit. ty!

>>5217165

i just browse the internet :o
on the site i'm on now you just get a notification whenever somebody wants to come in. so i just sort of wait. on cb i just kind of listen to music, move around a lil, and then by 10-15 mins i have 100~200 people in my room and hopefully more conversation to play around with. i get super bored if i'm live on cam for anyone to see me without having some kind of a conversation or constantly doing stuff.

>>5217124
I'm not like rawr though, i'm actually a hon.

>>5217133
What

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>>5217162
Do love spouting retarded stuff?

>>5217174
>tfw ran out of hormones

h-here I go

>>5217169
>tfw hons at a support group think you're a starting ftm
Reverse non-passing is weird

>>5217167
Anything
Surgery, makeup, employment, life in general

Kayla went from a /b/tard to redditor.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1jqttw/how_to_female/

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>>5217174
gl tet

>>5217184
Its not retarded. It's just a family saying, if the only people at a restaurant are the cook and the waitress then don't go in there, regardless if its a chain place or not.

>>5217108
Hormones won't help much with body hair, but laser and electrolysis would.

>>5217182
Still holding onto the hate for me I see.
Oh well

>asinine bullshit
Hello pot, here's kettle

>>5217191
actually I just saw it on /b/ http://i.4cdn.org/b/1447335402019.jpg

>>5217183
So how should I call you?
Latias or super-Jupiter? Are you fat? Or just a nerd?

>>5217172
Ive only had one tuck-crisis in ~6 months using that method. Gt unleashed on the train when I was wearing a dress. Getting up was like being a kid again getting surpriseboners on a bumpy school bus in nylon shorts when we got to my stop. I ended up doing a speedtuck in public. The only thing shittier than that was that one time I had to use a urinal in a skirt. That was a bad day.

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>>5217193
There is a thing called a "slow day" or does your mind not grasp something so simple?

>>5217162
Just got my food, it's lush. Chicken in black bean sauce chow mein

>>5217181
What caused him to make the change?
>>5217189
Lol
there's your problem.
A lot of people here are kind of NEET so they'll find it hard to talk about many of them.
That's not to say those topics never get brought up; people were talking about employment with Fu the other day. If you have any questions about surgery, you're best asking like a Trip who's had them done - there are a few anons who I know have had it but it's whether you'll catch them and stuff.

>>5217203
Just a nerd ;_;

>>5216964
I had gyno before I started. Two people who don't know I'm on estrogen have mentioned it so far. I have been losing weight for the last several weeks.

>>5216993
congrats, all my dreams are nightmares, really gory ones

the rabbithole just keeps on going with me tbqh

>>5217189
Most people here do not work (or have shitty McJobs), can not afford surgery during this decade minimum and have trouble applying Halloween makeup which, taken as a whole, generally leads to not so interesting lives.

>>5217192
Thank you madison! Should i take all these tablets in one go or plan them out during the dayu? I was thinking of taking them all whenever i wake up

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>>5217209
>kind of NEET
That's being generous

>>5217182
You and Angie should just hook up or something.
Do something to end this ride.

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>>5217204
sorry but that was funny as fuck

>>5217212
True

>>5217216
All I want to do is duel her on bikes

>>5217169
I've been read as FtM a few times at uni, idk why

>pretend
>not going ftm after becoming post-op

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>>5217198

i'm not going to like you forever in the same way most people don't like you forever because you've gone so far as to save everyone's photos here, dox many of us, stalk me and post pictures pretending to be me all over the internet, the ridiculous amount of shit you've attempted to throw both on your personal fb as well as through the groups i graciously allowed your mentally disturbed ass to stay in, and even tried to get people to "turn against me" claiming you saved various shows i've done. you've also attacked 90% of the trips who have posted here in the last few years on anon, you've faked your own suicide and death, you've lied ENDLESSLY about your life and how you post anonymously about yourself even when proven otherwise... you've made racist comments dozens of times, threatened people irl dozens of times.......

so yeah, i'm going to not like you forever. you getting slightly more tolerable doesn't make anyone including me like you any more than normal. again, please refrain from responding to me. this will be the last thing i say to you hopefully for the foreseeable future.

>>5217221
Angie, forget about bikes,
you're too pretty for this place now.
Don't let it's toxic influence grind you down.

>>5217210
You sure you want to be called by a Pokemon?

>>5217204
>tfw disabled
>only ever use the disabled toilets
it's basically the Monopoly 'Free Parking' square of transgirl life, good feel

Someone post Angie's new face

Preferably Angie

>>5217234
Why are you so selfish?

>>5217214
you should split you dose in 2 12 hour intervals. i take half my estrogen and spiro at 10 am and half at 10 pm

Also my mentor has found a charity who might be able to help me apply for benefits and stuff wrt my disability this month or next
which would be fucking awesome
because then I can spend my student loan on fookin LASEERRRRR

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>>5217229
>save everyone's photos here, dox many of us, stalk me and post pictures pretending to be me all over the internet,
All wrong as usual.
That paranoia of yours is incredible. I pretty jealous that you have this much delusion.

>>5217242
anyone else uncomfortable with an admitted disabled person self medding?

>>5217242
thats cool, thats how i afforded mine lel

>>5217134
well right now we're in a house and there's some woods around, we first rlly noticed the cats when they got into a shed after a storm and there are a lot that seem to all be related, so far we're just keeping the tiniest one we caught especially since we're looking for a new place
spending time with your grandma sounds nice, I rlly gotta make time to head up north to visit my grammie, she's my only grandparent left
got any ideas of where ya wanna go for lunch/dinner? what does she like?

>>5217238
But I'm genuinely disabled, that's the point of the post
I get to use the disableds every time and not feel guilty because I actually do need those handles and shit to keep my balance

>>5217244
Yes, there has been a lot of talk about that.

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>>5217230
But dueling on bikes is fun

>>5217236
Here you go. Still healing which is taking forever.

Anyone else have a really messy and smelly room?

Pls make me feel better about mine

>>5217243
Angie what do you fucking care?
Even if she is lying, she's obviously deluded like you say, and, in which case, she's not your responsibility but that of a psychiatrist. If she's that deluded, then you don't need to have her in your life anyway.
Stop antagonising her and just let it go.
>>5217249
If you don't mind me asking, you said you were dyspraxic, does it cause you any problems with walking?

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I'm going to lunch today with a guy

>>5217209
Tumblr sjw I think. I mean he has depression but it feels like he's grasping at straws trying to be anything that people might like him for.

>>5217260
>things that aren't happening

>>5217255
Nice
He made u look like dollface

>>5217259
I really should stop caring.

>>5217260
Who?
Congrats, K!
Don't put too much ketchup on your food, that's not ladylike.

>>5217260
lmao yeah ok. take a picture of him when you do

>>5217249
No I mean why do you continue to inflict this thread with your autism when nobody wants you here?

>>5217258
>really messy and smelly room

That is really disgusting. Doubly so for a girl.

http://unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com/

>>5217240
Alright thank you, that sounds about right. Getting up at 10am is a whole nother story though

>>5217255
Wow you're pretty!

>>5217258
/here/, i'm using a yankee candle though to help deal with it it. Cherry Vanilla <3

>>5217260
Good luck!

>>5217244
Why? I've had my blood tested and stuff and the brain damage hasn't affected my central nervous system so I do still process hormones and stuff normally. Are you talking about the learning difficulties? Because I'm pretty much genius level for abstract thought (and verbal comprehension). It's primarily processing speed and memory I have problems with, I'm borderline retarded in those areas. But I'd say identity stuff should come under abstract thought if anything, in which case eh I'm pretty qualified to say what it is I'm feeling.

>mfw highest Weschler scale score was 151, lowest was 76
>mfw the woman assessing me said it was the biggest split between scores she had seen in over 30 years of doing her job
kek I'm a minority amongst minorities

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>>5217267
Its at Slater's 50/50 so I am going to drown everything in ketchup.

>>5217258
Guilty. I'm a student so I just don't have time for cleaning, or that's my excuse at any rate.

>>5217247
ah ok! poor little kits :/
yea it is. She's the only grandparent I'm out to and the only one I can see on a regular basis (my grandpa has dementia and is very sick, my dad's parents are in Illinois) but yea, make sure to spend some time with them, at least when you feel well also.
We're both vegetarians so we may check out Green Elephant, although looking at the menu they're a little pricey...but I'm sure we'll find something cause we're both not picky!

>>5217275
this is a very elaborate fictional story you're writing

>>5217258
no, trutrans have only the cleanest rooms.

>>5217276
>tfwywn slave away cleaning elanna's dirty room
just let me live in your closet already

>>5217266
Yeah, you should.
Go duel on bikes with Potsy.

>>5217271
>tfw OCD
>tfw seeing the before and after of all the things being cleaned is so nice and relaxing for me
uh oh gonna binge look at these

>>5217275
if he does too he's the one

>>5217281
Okay well I will be sure to enjoy my fictional fries and shake and maybe take a fictional walk and watch a fictional movie.

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>>5217265
I don't think we look similar

>>5217273
Thanks

>>5217288
She would be boring to play with.
She can't rev it up

>>5217284
>tfw every cisgirl you know has a disgustingly messy room

>>5217285
B-but if you live in my closet we can't share body heat during the cold Edmonton winters ;_;
My room is in the corner of the building and poorly insulated, I get really cold.

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>>5217276
I could keep your room clean Elanna, you can pay me in cuddles and other lewd things.

>>5217259
Yes, a lot, especially over distance. Dyspraxia makes it very difficulty to exercise effectively so even though I swim 2 hours a night, 3-4 nights a week, my cardiovascular fitness is like that of a 30-stone shut-in and I can't jog or even walk for any appreciable distance, meaning I'll have to live close to wherever I work, or vice versa, which is part of why I want to claim benefits, 'cause I might have to either take a shitty job in the countryside that doesn't cover the basics, or live in an expensive house in the centre of the city to work a reasonable job. In addition I'm wheezing and have to lie down on the landing by the time I reach the top of the 30 or so stairs up to my lecture rooms at uni. Stairs are probably toughest day-to-day. This is also because aside from the cardiovascular aspect, my muscles not working properly and my movements not being efficient and correct means my body's tiring itself out more than is normal that way, too. The hypotonia aspect also means my joints are pretty unstable and if I do anything more of a brisk walk sometimes my right knee (it's worse in the right side of my body, as you can see in that video of me waving I always post) twists sidewards and buckles under my weight. One of my big fears in employment and why I've been trying to sort out the disability stuff before getting a job is I don't want to dislocate a knee or a shoulder or something doing a simple menial task most would be fine with. Also I look literally retarded when I run, spacky arms and all.

you sure this isnt anime general
looks like alot of anime fun posters here

>>5217298
but you're not cis, are you? :^)

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>>5217303
escape while you can

>>5217294
lmao you can't even leave your house or interact with other human beings in the flesh world without breaking out into hives. you haven't mentioned anything about this boy ever until just now and you're having lunch with him. how did you meet him? does he know your trans? this is just some bullshit you concocted to get your daily allotment of attention-whoring today, and I guess it worked, because here's your reply.

>>5217300
shut up rapey
it's time to off yourself once and for all.

>>5217298
Hey I had a question. How was srs for you? Like how was the pain.

I'm asking because now that I'm done with ffs, I'm starting to look into surgeons for srs. I really want to do suporn but insurance doesn't cover him sadly.

>>5217306
He is an old friend that texted me out of the blue and I really want to see him.

>>5217304
I'm actually a cis troll.

>>5217299
This is an arrangement that I can get behind ;_; I want lewd things and cuddles so bad rn.

>>5217310
So does he know already?

>>5217300
Fuck off with this shit, kill yourself right now you're genetic garbage.

>>5217315
Nope

>>5217313
Get Kit to clean your room for you. You can pay her by feeding her hormones.

>>5217300
You got it tough sis
Is swimming not so painful, then?

>>5217298
>My room is in the corner of the building and poorly insulated, I get really cold.
literally me, I can see the light from outside peek through the corners of the wall lol

>>5217319
Seems you're asking for violence

Reminder that real girls don't poop.

>>5217325
maybe, you think? the dude used to be into meth so I worry

>>5217330
Well you know him better than we, but it does sound a bit worrying if he doesn't know.

>>5217330
If you worry, then why meet up with him?
You can really stop the bullshit stories kayla

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>tfw you will never take kayla's virginity

>>5217310
>Having friends
REEEEEE

>>5217319
Exciting, are you going in boymode then? I've got to imagine that's pretty hard for you at this stage

>>5217309
I'm not her but I've had srs too. It wasn't painful much at all. In the hospital they have you on a drip to start so that might've had pain killers in though.

Dilating is at the worst just uncomfortable rather than painful.

>>5217323
Yeah it's pretty much the only exercise I can do without potentially hurting myself
I mean, even then I can strain muscles easily, but I've got to do something or I'll have a heart attack at 25 walking up a staircase or some shit
It's low-impact though which is good, weak connective tissues from hypotonia mean stuff like jogging and cycling can damage the joints further

>>5217333
Yeah

>>5217334
um because I can't turn down free food since I am broke

>>5217309
SRS was a very unpleasant experience, but a worthwhile one. Like, in terms of the pain involved, it's easily the most painful experience that I've had to date. Oxycodone was ineffective, I had to be put on hydromorphone to dull the pain.

The worst of recovery took about 2 months, and there's a lot of detail I could share about that, but only if you want. I had my surgery through Brassard.

>>5217330
You should be intelligent enough to know what meth is harmless

>>5217339
>have a heart attack at 25 walking up a staircase
We're all praying for this.

>>5217337
Yeah boy mode

>>5217336
I haven't seen him in 7 years

>>5217345
hahaha no its not, it makes monsters out of people

>>5217346
kek, this.

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I was going to get a drink with my friend tonight and it had to be in boymode because it was right after i teach but now we're going to paint our nails at my apartment and drink tea instead ^.^

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>>5217350
That sounds pretty fucking cute

>>5217338
ahh ok
I know that dilating is pretty uncomfortable. I watched a friend dilate and it looked really uncomfortable.

>>5217341
You could get a JOB

>>5217342
That sounds scary. Guess I'll just have to saddle up for more pain. Yay :/

does anyone feel like their personality just naturally suits their transition to female?

I've always adopted the kind of motherly care-giving role amongst my friends and just feel like nurturing is natural for me

>>5217350
that sounds way better! have fun!

>>5217339
Thanks for sharing these interesting stories about your life, I'm sorry the anons will tell you to kill yourself tho

>>5217353
>I watched a friend dilate
uh

>>5217338
So far as I can tell the pain involved is very much dependant on the individual and how well their pain is controlled. Like, another person I went through with didn't have her pain controlled well at all, and she was pretty much screaming and in tears. I was fine when my pain was controlled, but there was a period where the anaesthesia was wearing off and I was only on hydrocodone that was downright terrifying.

>>5217357
It's not that weird, I've dilated around my boyfriend before.

>>5217277
>implying I ever feel well
I've been wanting to check that place out! I wanna take my mom to there and petite jacqueline

>>5217329
whatever you say hon just wait til I start progesterone

>>5217218
it is funny looking back on it

>>5217357
I did it for science.
I wanted to see what it was like.

>>5217359
>It's not that weird, I've dilated around my boyfriend before.
that's a little different elanna lmao

>>5217359
*oxycodone

>>5217353
It's definitely scary, but it's worth it. As I said here >>5217359 the amount of pain involved varies. It won't be pleasant, but pain is temporary, and dilating gets less frequent after the first year.

please give me money for rhinoplasty

>>5217361
:/
yea! my old apartment was actually smack dab between Green Elephant and Petit Jacqueline. I actually have a couple culinary buddies who work or used to work there, but you better hurry. They're going under cause of some lease shit and are closing within the next 2 months.

>>5217369
give me money for everythingplasty

>>5217370
Petit Jacqueline is the one going under, sorry I should have clarified lol

>>5217231
No, I don't even like pokemon.

>>5217355
Meee. I was always the designated girlyboy. I was so sensitive and ridiculous at times. I remember crying so hard after failing a science test in sixth grade and all my guy friends tried to comfort me. Looking back now I can't believe it took me so long to admit it to myself and now I have to climb uphill to get this mess of a face fixed.

>>5217366
I guess, idk. For some reason I now have a mental image of someone intently watching their friend dilate .__.

>>5217378
Latias it is.
Nice to meet you.

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>tfw morning dose of fem&m's washed down with hot coco

I'm so lovesick. I've only been dating my gf for a week and I already love her. The thing is, I know nothing about her past and I hear that she's been with a lot of people. I've already had one of her ex's warn me about her. Fuck me, I need some advice.

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i love working on this site so much omg
i've already made like 40$ barely doing anything. errybody is so nice too. i wonder how much i'll make by 7pm ^3^

>>5217380
yup I feel you there ;-;

>>5217385
that sounds delicious actually!
WAIT THIS IS IMPORTANT
IF IT'S POWDERED HOT COCOA DID YOU USE MILK OR WATER

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>>5217384
Sounds like a boys name.

Are you bullying me again?

>>5217386
>I know nothing about her past and I hear that she's been with a lot of people
I don't really get why people are so worked up about stuff like this. I don't really think it's your business desu. If you like her now you should judge her based on that

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>>5217392
>using water for hot chocolate

>>5217392
milk + coco mix + crushed up hydrocodone pill = yummy

>>5217389
ay b0ss
gib money pls

>>5217393
Latios would be the 'male' one I believe? So I don't think they are bullying more than calling you a nerd, you nerd.

>>5217393
>Are you bullying me again?
Maybe.

>>5217396
it's pretty easy to be threatened by potential inadequacy desu but aside from that, yeah

>>5217399
>hydrocodone
>"fem&m's"
kayla, i...

>>5217396
I know, and I normally don't care about that stuff, but her ex said they hooked up a few nights ago. I asked her about it and said she didn't do anything with him. It still hurts tho.

>>5217398
>>5217399
ok good just making sure :D

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>>5217403
Well I guess i'm just a boy.

>>5217367
People said the same thing to me about ffs but I still went through it.
Just have to be optimistic about it.
Not looking forward to the electro on my gt though

>>5217407
don't listen to maddie, she's some dumb feminist that can't land a boy

>>5217386
Ah to love the town bicycle.

>>5217370
fuck, I hope my mother gets back from italy before it closes
well at least my partner and I can go, maybe we'll even try this weekend
thanks for the info!

>>5217407
>her ex said they hooked up a few nights ago. I asked her about it and said she didn't do anything with him. It still hurts tho.
yeah, ok, this sounds like a pretty shady situation and someone is lying. :S sorry.

>>5217413
Sorry but no.
I just looked at that Pokemon wiki and Latias(es) are 100% female.

>>5217421
>Latias(es) are 100% female.
j-just like us right?

;~;

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>>5217401
>asking money from a whore

>>5217324
Sorry I missed your post, damn that sucks ;_; how far north do you live?

>>5217414
Yeah, the two are probably a lot alike in that regard, both are quite invasive surgeries. Suporn requires you to get electro on your gt? I'm not sure every surgeon needs that.

>>5217420
This.
if she associates with shady people she probably is

Does caddy have any crushes on chasers?

>>5217406
I am fully addicted to it after my leg was internally severed.

>>5217427
does dilating still hurt or has the pain stopped completely?

>>5217424
Yeah sure, why not.

>>5217169
When I've come out to people before they've thought I'm ftm, or they've said 'Ok you're trans but... which way.' so I guess my brand of faggy androgyny was kinda cool.

>>5217228
I'm genuinely considering after surgery and ffs shavimh my head and claiming ftm status and go back to using my no effort semi-passing teen gayboy voice because voice is so hard omg

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>>5217401

but i need my money for important things like myself

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>you will never pass
>you will never go back in time and transition at 18 or 17 instead of just being depressed and using escapism all day
>you will never have good enough features to pass

>>5217435
Dilating is uncomfortable, but it was really only painful when moving up from smaller to larger dilators (ie. during the first couple of months). It can still be painful if you forget to dilate or just wait too long between dilations, but it's otherwise pretty inoffensive. I just watch youtube or netflix and relax tbqh.

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>>5217421
>>5217424
>mfw Azurill used to be FtM
>mfw no face

>>5217441
iktf ;_;

>>5217419
Italy?! Mad jelly D:
and of course! It's a pretty good place besides that though.

>>5217439
Colons for hire aren't important silly

>>5217441
Cheer up anon. Some dudes look like girls without hormones, imagine how much better you will look.

>>5217442
Do you have to dialate indefinitealy?

>>5217441
maybe you could just turn normal again?
like throw away your gay medicine stuff and start liking girls again you fruit

>>5217355
ya kinda
I mean I'm not overtly girly but I'm even less masculine
I can't think of one typically male habit or hobby or mannerism I have and a fair few female ones
like, dating back to under 10 years old
even back then my dad would shout at me in public for 'walking like a girl'

>>5217442
damn, no offense but SRS honestly doesn't sound that good. the way you describe it seems like a painful scar that want to heal. I don't even want to imagine how terrible sex must be.

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>>5217446

>implying i'm an escort so you can feel better about your slavewage

>>5217447
and some dudes just look like dudes

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>>5217447
Better as a man maybe.

Two years of hrt and I still look extremely masculine.

>>5217449
I wish.
Girls are boring though

>>5217456
>only fucks guys who have money and buy her stuff

>>5217443
Woah there!
That's too much completely uninteresting Pokemon trivia for today.

>>5217459
you cant just call all girls boring
find someone whos more playful or something?
arent you disgusted over actually sucking cocks?

>>5217439
>saying I'm not important
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>5217460
Some people just aren't good with money.

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>>5217460

i don't fuck those guys, i just kiss them on the cheek and let them think we'll fuck someday until i move on to the next guy. keep up

>>5217465

i-i'm sorry

>>5217431
Should I just break up with her? I feel like shit and my anxiety is killing me.

>>5217448
Yes, although after a year or two you can get away with once a week. Intercourse can substitute for dilations as well if you have it frequently enough.

>>5217454
Sex is actually pretty great desu, although it took time to actually practice and get good at it. You have to maintain it, and maintenance isn't pleasant, but it's still worth it. If it's not worth it to you, that's OK too.

>>5217450
Is it safe to assume we all had overly masculine asshole fathers?

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>>5217457
Just a dude doing dude-ish things in this photo.

>>5217459
Pic or it didn't happen.

>>5217470
It would probably save you heartache and even more pain in the future

>>5217470
probably definitely, sorry anon

>>5217469
I literally can't keep up with you, tho
you've got a new boy like every hour.
It's all too much

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>>5217463
I just don't find most girls attractive.
>arent you disgusted over actually sucking cocks?
no

>>5217475
Why do I need to post a pic?

Is it really hard to believe that hrt did nothing for me and I was very masculine before.

>>5217484
>no
you should be you disgusting homo freak

>>5217484
>Is it really hard to believe that hrt did nothing for me and I was very masculine before
YES.

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my arm hurts