Gay General: Core edition

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Who /existentialcrisis/ here?

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Yo yo yo, bitches and ho's.

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>>5216707
i /mental breakdown right now/ here

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TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES

>>5216700
>parallel

you could just pick any random thing and say 'only mentally unhealthy people listen to status quo' 'people who listen to status quo are not functioning like normal human beings' when by psychological criteria formulated by p r o f e s s i o n a l s would designate them as mentally normal, even if they like status quo and you just having a weird ass issue with status quo fans.

Why are tops so bossy?

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>>5216720
>only one child

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>>5216723
because women need to be told what to do. you have to boss them around

>>5216727
>pornography
TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES

>>5216722
>p r o f e s s i o n a l s

Money corrupts.

>>5216727

Careful!
A little sissy uke slut might think that blonde bombshell is a man!

>>5216705
>You thought you saw it because you desired it.
i thought i saw it because it was a manly as fuck woman doing it
plus the bands shit so i just assumed theyre probably gay too
>She looked like a girl, though.
>You know, to people less gay than you.
nope no way she looked like a girl
no normal person in the world would say she looked like a girl
>Yes. Yes you are.
no im not fuck off
>Yeah, welfare.
you cant feel love through welfare
>You seem to have a strong opinion about this. Were you by any chance... raised by your mother?
nope my dad was always there for me thats why i know the importance of it

>>5216722
they only removed homosexuality from dsm because of the status quo holy shit
homosexuality would still legally be a mental illness if it werent because of it

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>>5216727
How do you know there aren't more, Anon?
Maybe the older kids are at school. Learning in a good, Christian environment with their white peers.

>>5216736
what the fucks a uke?

>>5216739

This guy:

>>5216737

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>>5216707
>>5216718
What's up, is yalls mental minds cracking under the weight of the world?

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>>5216739
a ukelele

>>5216738
that foto makes me sad
): they look so happy
i want to be happy

>>5216744
im not a uke fuck off come on tell me is this some new word for a homo?

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>>5216746
>i want to be happy
You need TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES.

>>5216752
i can really get behind this
maybe this place isnt so bad after all?

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>>5216752
i have already traditional family values
still i do not enjoy when i have sex with girl
):

>>5216747

You don't know what it is, yet you claim not to be it?

How would you know you weren't if you didn't know the word?

Lol such uke behavior.

This guy is 100% straight on the other hand:

>>5216746

>>5216752
bet he regularly forces his wife to have sex when he comes home drunk
and then diddles the kids when hes done beating her

people were fucked up in the early 20th century
life was genuinely like that

>>5216759
>tfw never got molested
;-;

>>5216757
>>You don't know what it is, yet you claim not to be it?
>
>How would you know you weren't if you didn't know the word?
yeah i googled it im not a bottom
im not a homo at all
>Lol such uke behavior.
to be a bottom i need to be a homo
>This guy is 100% straight on the other hand:
if hes so straight whys he here?

>>5216759
yeah id still take that over a gay family

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>>5216759
>I will never be the battered wife of a handsome, abusive husband

>>5216762
traditional family values

>>5216707
>>5216718
take a cold shower

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>>5216765
>tfw you will never beat your wife when your dinner is not ready
):

>>5216764
>yeah i googled

Googling gay porn.
How straight.

>i need to be a homo

Ugh. Do you even read what you write?
I swear, we're just going in circles, now.
Yes, I know you're gay, ok, stop telling me how gay you are.

>if hes so straight whys he here?

Wow, good question.

>>5216764
Anyone who continues to reply to this is getting trolled so fucking hard.

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>>5216764
>if hes so straight whys he here?
ask yourself this question faggot

>>5216778
>Googling gay porn.
>How straight.
it wasnt gay porn it was just a weeb homo term
>Ugh. Do you even read what you write?
>I swear, we're just going in circles, now.
>Yes, I know you're gay, ok, stop telling me how gay you are.
to be a bottomo i would need to be a homo holy shit
im not a homo im just saying to be what youre saying i am i need to be a homo which im not which means im not a bottom
>Wow, good question.
dont try to turn that agaisnt me you know why im here

>>5216782
how am i trolling? serious question? just because i feel one way im trolling? fuck off homo

>>5216785
you know why already

>>5216785

Titsposter: 1
Weeaboo picture posting uke gay boy who's totally not gay and immediately assumes a picture of a girl giving a bj is two dudes: 0

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>Maki leaves
>Funposting is replaced with shitposting

>>5216787
>dont try to turn that agaisnt me you know why im here

That's true.
I do know why you're here.

>>5216793
dont like it? be less gay

>>5216797
alright good weve cleared that up then so why is that homo here then?

>>5216793
gwpd lowers thread quality severely

>>5216799
>alright good weve cleared that up then so why is that homo here then?

You mean you?
Well, it sure as fuck isn't to eat pussy, ha ha.

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>>5216787
>you know why already
yes we know why you are here because you look at pictures of men because you are beta bottom and faggot that watches anime. i am glad we all understand this is why you are here.

>>5216802

What do you even have against me?
I do my thing, you do yours.

>>5216804
>You mean you?
no i meant the actual homo
>Well, it sure as fuck isn't to eat pussy, ha ha.
yeah no shit homos dont eat pussy

>>5216805
>yes we know why you are here because you look at pictures of men because you are beta bottom and faggot that watches anime. i am glad we all understand this is why you are here.
no im here to bash homos holy shit didnt i tell you? also youre the fag here not me

>>5216808
>no i meant the actual homo

We've established that that's you.

>yeah no shit homos dont eat pussy

You'd know.

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>>5216808
>no i meant the actual homo
so you mean you.

>no im here to bash homos
you should not be so hard on yourself.

Apparently some big A-List celebrity has hiv.

People are saying it's Charlie Sheen, but is he even considered A-list anymore?

>>5216811
>We've established that that's you.
ive said it countless times
i
am
not
attracted
to
men
>You'd know.
everyone knows it

>>5216815
>so you mean you.
no i mean you
>you should not be so hard on yourself.
yeah ha ha very funny fuck off homo freak

>no text back
help, this is giving me anxiety

>>5216818

You never said you weren't attracted to men.
So far you've admitted to being gay at least six times, including that time in the last thread where you talked about liking to finger your ass and tits. You also have daddy issues, which is pretty cute.

>>5216738
thats what sadfrogs family would look like if south africa was ever to get 19th century technology

>>5216816

Gossip from around the web on who allegedly has herpes in Hollywood:

Robin Williams
David Hasselhoff
Bill Clinton
Moby
Tony Bennett
Justin Whalin
Brad Pitt
David Beckham
Joshua Jackson
Colin Farrell
Esai Morales
Fred Durst
Kevin Federline
Billy Idol
Angelina Jolie
Lauren Hutton
Hilary Duff
Sheryl Crow
Paris Hilton
Victoria Beckham
Pamela Anderson
Janet Jackson (per her prescriptions list on SmokingGun.com)
Tawny Kitaen (per her prescriptions list on SmokingGun.com)
Britney Spears (seen buying Zovirax while in Kentwood)
Katie Holmes (nasty sores seen on lips)
Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Garner
Madonna
Kristanna Loken

>>5216823
i have never ever ever ever said i liked men and i never will for as long as i breathe fuck off
>you talked about liking to finger your ass and tits
no i dont like to do that thats gay!
>You also have daddy issues, which is pretty cute.
give me a break

>>5216826
gayest post ive ever seen

>>5216826
>Robin Williams

Died of herpes, imo.

>>5216828
> i liked men

AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES

>>5216832
thats not fair when you take things out of the context you can make anything look gay

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>>5216832
this anime faggot anon. really hes funny guy making me laugh. he claims to be straight but he watches anime and never touched a girl. ahahah

>>5216837
im legitimately straight
im only attracted to females jesus christ
what the fucks your reason to be here? you know mine already
to bash straight guys?

>>5216837

Lol.
My coworkers are over here and they think this is a real laugh riot. If he comes to our town my boss will give him a promotion - to fluffer.

>>5216843
i didnt even know what a fluffer was untill i googled it just now
whats wrong with you homos?

>>5216849

You're the one who keeps googling gay porn.

>>5216851
youre the one fucking forcing me to google these gay terms
how am i supposed to know what they are if i dont google them?

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>>5216854
>youre the one fucking forcing me to google these gay terms

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>>5216839
>bash straight guys
no i dont bash myself.

>im legitimately straight
sounds like something faggot would say. and still you do not post any sexy girls. the evidence of your faggotry keeps adding up

>>5216843
I've had so many bosses that I would like to fuck.
I bet the semen of a superior, married man tastes amazing.

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>>5216859
i dont get that reference

>>5216860
>no i dont bash myself.
then why? i think youre secretly homo senpai
>sounds like something faggot would say. and still you do not post any sexy girls. the evidence of your faggotry keeps adding up
alright alright here this girls major hot desu

>>5216862
Sorry to ruin your kinkpost but it tastes like any other man's

>>5216860
You know what we say about guys who keep posting pictures of girls in a gay thread while loudly proclaiming that he's straight?

We say that he's gay but he's trying really hard to convince people that he's straight.

>>5216864

So you've never liked metal or watched South Park.

You just keep getting gayer.

Your faghag has better taste in music than you, also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsnZYD1JBb0

>>5216866
Shut up. I bet they have thick, potent, huge loads.
One boss I had was about 6'7, had a qt South African accent, an obedient stay at home wife and three kids. I still fap to the thought of sucking him off under his desk, even though I haven't seen him for years.

>>5216870
>So you've never liked metal or watched South Park. You just keep getting gayer.
Indeed.
>Your faghag has better taste in music than you, also.
Tumblrinas having better taste than My Bloody Valentine? As if.

>>5216870
>So you've never liked metal or watched South Park.
ive watched a few episodes here and there not the entire show holy shit
>You just keep getting gayer.
shut up homo
>Your faghag has better taste in music than you, also.
who? also alice cooper is shit like grade a legitimate dadrock

>>5216816

Nah..it's definitely Tom Cruise...

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>>5216870
he is swedish. it is in his blood to be gay and beta.
that is why he is at home watching anime and shitposting to faggots on 4chan while somalis are fucking their women.

>>5216874
>I bet they have thick, potent, huge loads.
I mean, if their wives abstain, sure.

>>5216884
didnt i already tell you? im only half swedish holy shit
i dont have shit in my blood

>>5216878
>Indeed.
metals gay af dude no wonder youre into it

>>5216879
>ive watched a few episodes here and there not the entire show holy shit

... And this is like the 8th time you've come out as gay.

>who? also alice cooper is shit like grade a legitimate dadrock

I didn't say you liked him, I said she did. It's funny you didn't even look at the picture of the woman you posted to prove your straightness (to nobody).

>>5216884

At least Somalis are reliable.

>>5216891
>... And this is like the 8th time you've come out as gay.
what the fuck are you on about? do you have to watch every single south park episode to be straight now? so people are born gay? like every single one? fuck off
>I didn't say you liked him, I said she did. It's funny you didn't even look at the picture of the woman you posted to prove your straightness (to nobody).
maybe she has daddy issues? desu shes still p hot its not like shes liking metal or anything

>>5216897
>what the fuck are you on about? do you have to watch every single south park episode to be straight now? so people are born gay? like every single one? fuck off

Talk to me when you've grasped how ubiquitous the Mel Gibson episode is. You probably were too busy listening to Britney.

>maybe she has daddy issues?

You're projecting again.

>desu shes still p hot its not like shes liking metal or anything

You're so gay that literally the only thing you know about Alice Cooper is that he's unfashionable. D'aaaawwww.

>>5216907
>Talk to me when you've grasped how ubiquitous the Mel Gibson episode is. You probably were too busy listening to Britney.
yeah i sure love those south park memes i wish i knew them all!
>You're projecting again.
no im not
>You're so gay that literally the only thing you know about Alice Cooper is that he's unfashionable. D'aaaawwww.
jesus christ i dont care about how fashinable anyone or anything or even i am
thats major gay

>>5216907
>grabbing my thesaurus justifies my shit taste in satire
ok senpai

>>5216909
>jesus christ i dont care about how fashinable anyone or anything or even i am

>Alice Cooper's like so old at least my go-to girl when I'm pretending to be straight doesn't like metal or anything ugu

Some serious queer eye for the queer guy stuff going on, here. You ought to see an optometrist, but you'd probably end up examining him instead.

>>5216915
but metals legitimately shit dude
like at least 99% out of all metal
its just easier to say that all metals shit
also stop with the fucking gay meme holy shit i feel like im gonna spaz out or something

>>5216918

You being gay isn't a meme. It's a reality we've all had to accept. And your mother, too.

>>5216922
>You being gay isn't a meme. It's a reality we've all had to accept. And your mother, too.
my mother knows im straight and shes very happy of it
shes never doubted it for a second

>>5216925
>shes never doubted it for a second
I'm sure every mother has wondered honestly

>>5216918
Why are you so gay though? Does your dad know how gay you are?

>>5216930
>I'm sure every mother has wondered honestly
well shes never had to voice her concern anyway

>>5216931
>Why are you so gay though? Does your dad know how gay you are?
nah but fun fact he thinks homos are disgusting too and hes done revolutionary shit in motivational psychology or something like that
also hes p liberal too but hes not blind
thats whats keeping my hope of ending world homosexuality alive! people are not really thinking this is ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTwdGRHl5Mw

>>5216826
Most people get herpes at some point in their life

>>5216937

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukyTETcvRI

>>5216937
made me think of ben frost desu

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>this thread

>>5216963
is that messi in the white house?

>>5216963
boner acheived

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>>5216968
>>5216972
Nope, that's josh earnest, White House press secretary

>>5216985
cool

>in love with someone uglier than me
have i hit the jackpot?

>>5216994
i bet youre not you narcissistic homo
i hope for the both of you that he rejects you

>>5216994
yeah man you're set
dont call him ugly though thats probly bad

fuck you, Norm. you're just mad I got better tunes than you.

>>5217009
who?

>>5217011

some tc lurker.

>>5217015
tc?

who is girl with pneumonic drill
and why are you so unfunny
are you at least qt

>>5217018
it's a tranchan.

>>5217018
>are you at least qt
such a predictable homo

>>5217018

I'm an ugly son of a bitch and I will kill your whole family.
Nothing to do with what you said about me, I just hate your fucking family.

>in class
>qt boy sits behind me
>moans when he stretches
>makes qt whimpering noises sometimes
>puts his legs under my desk
>keep accidentally touching my back
>put his hand over the edge of the desk
>it's touching my back
>he doesn't move it
>wait a few seconds
>he doesn't move it
>turn around and look at him
>his hand is hanging over the desk
>"uhh, could you move your hand?"
>"oh yea, sorry"
He has a lisp/slight gayvoice

He's so qt

>>5217024
>such a predictable homo
this is how all of 4chan thinks anon

>>5217031
hes making it so obvious id be super annoyed if that happened to me
well id actually avoid him for trying to fag me up
god i hate homos

>>5217033
not with men

>>5217031
go anon, attack

>>5217031
shit like this always happens to me, except he sits in front of me. he stretches backwards all the time and sometimes even rests his head on my desk.
he's kinda annoying though. he always forgets his notebook and other stuff and keeps asking to read my notes and borrow my pens and text markers. also, he's definitely straight cause he keeps staring at this girl (while i stare at him :/)

>>5217031
How rude of you to ask him to move his hand desu

I would never even look at you again if I were him

>>5217055
heh get fucked

>>5217041
>>5217044
He's always talking to this girl next to him and I'm scared that they're trying to humiliate me somehow. I'm way out of his league and he has a bunch of guy friends.

I asked a friend and they think he's straight despite the gay voice

>>5217074
hes probably straight and mocking you
im straight and do this all the time
its fun to figure out whos the homo in the group and then just mock him

tfw biscum

>>5217087

You're right, that is pretty fun.

>>5217087
But I'm ultra incognito stealth gay

>>5217094
thats what all homos say but trust me we have a good eye for this

>>5217094
literally exactly what every fat+hairy gayface flamer says
post voice

>>5217095
mmmm... yes
the gaydar is strong with this one

>>5217099
who are you talking about faglord?

>>5217097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S9J5b23Qey

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>>5217102

>>5216738
>good, Christian environment
contradictio in terminis

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>>5217105
yeah well i did your guys stupid gay test and surprise surprise
im straight so go choke on one

>>5217104
gay af holy shit who are you trying to fool? are you trying to sound extra gay or what? jesus christ

>>5217109
>gay af holy shit who are you trying to fool? are you trying to sound extra gay or what? jesus christ
nice try but i'm really masculine
everyone thinks im straight

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>>5217114
dude that was the was like the stereotypical sounding gay sissy thingymajig whatever you guys call yourselves voice
theres no way anybody anywhere could possibly not think youre gay
they were probably just being nice

>>5217104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tvcTmD4b0f

>>5217109
thats nice, im not calling you gay though
how did you come to that conclusion?

>>5217120
jesus christ are you deaf or something
i'm an alpha male so go fuck yourself

>>5217114
If your voice sounds like that IRL, I'd probably suspect you to be gay.
Unless you're one of those liberal hippies, because they all speak like that.

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>>5217104
That's not me
>>5217097
>mfw
I posted my face here a few days ago

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>>5217125
uh the gaydar bullshit?

>>5217126
woah dude i better watch out
wouldnt want this beta bitchboy to come fuck with me

>>5217131
Why the long face?

>>5217131
you look pretty gay dude
id def suspect you of being gay if i knew you

>>5217104

Oh, cool, this shit, now.
Well I've got better shit to do, but I'm already here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xM8yg6xVrO

>>5217138
jesus christ your voice is disgusting its like your that chocolate rain girl

>>5217131
lmao why would anyone try and touch you up
seriously question why i even come here when the anon i could be talking to looks like you

>>5217132
that just means you can easily recognize homosexuals and is familiar with the kind of things they do and say

>>5217142

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZkWdOLG0h

>>5217150
i think most people are but thanks i guess?

>>5217123
nice try but
1) my voice is more masculine than yours
2) when i speak people won't assume i'm a terrorist. same cant be said about you

>>5217138
dont u want to be a qt twink
+ you emanate cringe and awkward and unfunny

>>5217152
god what a nasty voice is that really your real voice?

>>5217155

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L33T7XXzBx

>>5217144
:(
>>5217135
See ^

I think I'm kinda ugly desu, I don't like taking pictures of myself. Also I find it hard to fake a smile

>>5217152
I want you to do some audio books.

>>5217123
except you sound just as effeminate but with a german accent which is already a cocksucker accent

>>5217132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nFK3unXbRg

>>5217160

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NQWzmkMbTS

>>5217170
i don't see anything in your facial features that a haircut & gym membership wouldn't fix

>>5217188
that's like the flip thug from seinfeld.

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>>5217131
I'd have [SEX] with you tbqh.
Bet you got some nice titties there, boy.

>>5217190
Yea I know I need a hair cut, too lazy desu

>>5217173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BjYynBEUmz

>>5217199
rude t b h

>>5217179
lmao you still sound like a total bitchboy
only now youre trying to hide it

>>5217188
it did sound better desu

>>5217205
now its back to nasty again

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>>5217154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O3ysBExq3w

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ioe6VtVz6U

>I'll look good after I get a haircut
>Nope, still ugly

who else /ugly/ here?

>>5217219
homo genocide when?

>>5217131
change your hairstyle
>>5217144
asshole

When Meatloaf sings that he "won't do that", what do you think he's referring to gg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

>>5217227
butt sex
everybody knows that

>>5217227
a man

>>5217222
just b urself you're beautiful on the inside


i dont see the point of the stigma against plastic surgery desu it's vain but it's better than the other option of being ugly and miserable and bringing everyone around you down forever

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>>5217213
Not rude, Anon. Cute.
I wanna see that ginger oaf's boytits is all, yeah?

>>5217219
Also cute.

>>5217217

Ok.

>>5217233
Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

>>5217176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JwaqpvB8oF

>>5217245
will u fuck off already you actual freak of nature

>>5217253
dont try to make it sound like youre not a freak of nature you disgusting homo

>>5217252
honestly, this is a really gentle, feminine voice

quite cute desu
just the kind of feminine voice i like in a guy

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>>5217239
>oaf

how do i get a more natural sounding manly voice? like i dont want to have to put in an effort to change my voice i just want it to be more naturally uh deep i guess

>>5217278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41ER1Wmkj0

>>5217252
HEY MOM
MOOOOOOOM
I SAID THOSE OFFENSIVE TABOO WORDS THAT NO-ONE ELSE SAYS EXCEPT MY COOL FRIENDS ON STORMFRONT SAYS AGAIN AND I FUCING LOVED SAYING IT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT M O M
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER KIKE COON SHITSKIN NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
NO-ONE IS THE BOSS OF ME I FOLLOW NO MANS LAW H E I L H I T L E R RACEWAR
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐

>>5217278
jus breathe in through ur diaphragm

>>5217219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PqJDrulciP

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>>5217272
Oafs are cute!
Big, tall, dumb-looking boys are cute! Especially ginger ones with nice tits.

>>5217282
ok ill watch this

>>5217286
how do i do that?

>>5217283
ironic shitposting is shit shitposting, my guy

>>5217290
http://www.popsugar.com/fitness/How-Breathe-From-Your-Diaphragm-16748149

that article's retarded but w/e it's basically you use the muscles below your lung/in the gut area to help you breathe

i only vaguely remember this because when i was younger i sang on a choir and the teacher harped on it a lot since i was a baritone

>>5217253

I've been here for like 8 years.

should i get pizza for dinner tonight i don't really feel like cooking but i know that shit isn't healthy

>>5217291
MULTICUTRAL ENFORCING ZOG PUPPET MASTER
STOP FEEDING ME UR LIES
I READ ABOUT U ON /POL/ AND I KNOW U ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE WHITE RACE

>>5217289
>dumb looking
Anon stop

>>5217307

You could always only eat like 1.5 slices.

>>5217314
>Not wanting to fuck an oafish ginger
Must be kinda retarded yourself, really.
That boy looks dumb, and it's cute as fuck.

>>5217302
well im pretty obviously asking you to fuck off now presently
literally hang yourself if that is what it requires for u to stop browsing this shitty website

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>>5217307
pizza is basically salad and salad is healthy.

>>5217322
I'm not dumb

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>>5217332
But you sure do look like a dumb dumb, qt.
You look like you'd be fun to bully.

>>5217327

You could always hang yourself and save me the trouble. Be the change you want to see, Anon.

gaygen should i still go to college with the knowledge that i will have to pay a small (not gigantic) loan probably to study a degree that isn't completely useless gender studies garbage, but is one that people hate and don't take seriously anyway

i'm 2 dumb 4 stem

>>5217348

It depends on if you think you can really get something out of it. Like, skills that you'd care about.

>>5217348

>>5217358
^^^

You guys should shitpost in mtfg
You actually get real responses and they will start arguing amongst each other. Especially if you do it for hours the trips will turn on each other than start bringing up personal stuff

Gaygens boring to shitpost in.

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>>5217348
No. Your type have ruined higher education enough as is.

>>5217363
Never take advice from Circe.

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I'm freaking out.
I no longer think I'm a 6 on the Kinsey scale. Or even a 5.
I had a straight sex dream and wanked off to straight porn the other day.
Gay porn is doing less and less for me.

I blame coming out and getting a bf. As soon as being gay was no longer a taboo, it must have lost it's fetish appeal. Regular sex with my bf, followed by cuddles and kisses) has removed the mystery and made gay sex into something less attractive than it was.

Has this ever happened to you, /gg/?
I'm scared :(

>>5217348
No degree is useless.
Even with gender studies a dedicated man can make tons of money.

>>5217348
What is it that you wanna die? I want to major in computer science but honestly my heart isn't in it.

I really like international relation ship/the study of geopolitics and war, but I'm scared that I won't be good enough for it: it's too competitive and I won't be able to find a job, not to mention that jobs in IR and geopolitics are very niche and I'm not sure how many there are.

>>5217373
I made a tiny tranny joke once there and got banned

>>5217388
>>>/pol/

>>5217388
you're bi

>>5217388

I get hit on at gay bars by girls a lot. And you know, some times I think to myself "Gee, maybe pussy wouldn't be so nasty. And ass holes are too fucking tight, none of these loose bitches can take me." And it feels bad because what if I lose my gay card and compromise my identity?

>>5217388
>afraid of being normal

Try not to stress over it to much. women aren't poisonous or anything. You already took the plunge into having a non-standard sexuality, now you have the social and psychological freedom to experiment as you please.

>>5217388
yeah, I remember that when I came out of the closet for the first time I felt a huge relief, but at the same time I felt kinda sad because doing sneaky things with guys just wasn't as exciting.

It's like when you're reading a really good book and you finish it and you don't know what to do with your life.

The feeling went away after a couple of weeks. I never got any sudden interest for girls or straight porn though.

>>5217388
its a natural thing
tons of homos only like the taboo aspect of it
once it wears off theyll hopefully turn normal again

>>5217412
What if you suddenly developed a crush on a boy and then tried to suppress it and hated yourself?

>>5217388

Surely you must still like your BF's smile, the way he smiles, how it feels when you hug?
His body hair, or the way his muscles move and grind under the skin when he'd above/below you?
Being bi ain't the end of the world, bby, it just means you like girls now.
Maybe you just had all this gayness pent up inside you and now that you're finally able to let it out, it had to burn off a bit.
And now you're back at normal levels.
Man love still up in there somewhere, just not as bottled and pressured as before.

>>5217423
ah um
dont ask me i dont know im not gay dude

>>5217395
I have literally spammed the thread with death threats for days straight. Just don't say the stupid shit you're saying here and act attack the trips don't attack the trans part of them.

>>5217412
I never even thought it was a taboo thing, though. I've always fantasised over having a qt bf, but, now that I have one, I feel as though it isn't what I thought it would be.
>>5217411
I came out of the closet over 6 months ago and I've had a bf for 3 months. This feeling has only now emerged. I don't know if it's the same as what you described.
>>5217405
I can't experiment when I have a bf.

swede

>>5217432
>I don't know if it's the same as what you described

Well, I sort of felt as though I had lost a part of me. Having kept the secret for so many years made me feel empty once it was out there.

Also I had almost zero drama, as everyone around me was pretty supporting (except my dad but he was just afraid of me getting aids). Coming out of the closet made my life a lot easier, but also a lot less interesting.

>>5217440
straight swede?

>>5217432
>I can't experiment when I have a bf.

I believe in you.

>>5217453
swede that u

>>5217471
im a swede
dont know if im the one youre looking for though

>>5217263
>>5217272
>>5217278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18I3Hwcx4po

>>5217479
its a cute voice
youre kinda making me gay over here

>>5217432
>I can't experiment if I have a bf

I know, I wasn't saying to have to go fuck other people right now. I just meant, don't be afraid of your desires, experiment mentally. If it leads you to break up with him, well, that's just how things go. Some relationships just don't last very long.

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Question: If i wear pic related or something similar to a gay pride parade, will I get casual asspats?

that is literally my #1 fantasy

>>5217491
You don't even need to wear something like that.

>>5217491
you'd probably get raped

>>5217502

well i went this year in normalish clothes and didnt get anything.

i think i might look too young, and people are afraid of traumatising me.

>>5217504

yeah, that wouldnt be great either

>>5217452
>less interesting
I feel you there

As wrong as it is I enjoyed having a dirty little secret to a degree

Is that wrong?

>>5217510
>i might look too young
>for pride
Impossible. You probably look too prudish/not drunk.

>>5217483
S-stop it already!

I don't have a "cute" voice.

>>5217491
Just the shorts or the whole outfit? Either way it wouldn't increase or decrease the amount of gropage you receive. As long as your ass is in arm's reach of someone you will get asspatted

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>>5217388
Anti-gay bait sure is rampant in here.

>>5217519

its probably the prudishness. thats why i wanna step up my slutty game next year.

>>5217524

just the shorts and then a T-shirt i guess
This year i was just wearing trousers and a tshirt and got zero asspats. Where do you live?

i went to London Pride, maybe its calmer that some other places.

>>5217476
looking for swede

>>5217521
i mean you kinda do and im saying that as a straight guy

>>5217542
which swede?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06rklVPnHEU

>>5217517
>Is that wrong?
I don't know. I don't think so.

You can always get new little dirty secrets, though.

>>5217553

you sound like you are being held at gunpoint

>>5217541
>thats why i wanna step up my slutty game next year.
Just stay away from the creeps, orthodox jews/christians/muslims, and straight girls and you'll be fine.

>>5217548
swede

>>5217521
it's hot

where is your accent from?

>>5217563
a guy named swede or someone from sweden?

>>5217564
Germany.

>>5217548
>straight
Well, for complimenting my voice you get at least a 1 on the kinsey scale.

>>5217566
swede

>>5217555
That's true, I just feel like I hid it for so long that I miss having it

It was a part of me

>>5217575

did you get any action while closeted?

There is a cute guy now works at the Starbucks down the street from my house, and I saw him on grindr. Message him now and again but he doesn't seem to be interested, even though looking at his Instagram he seems like a pretty cool guy to be friends with.

>>5217572
me?

>>5217571
yeah i guess
its not really straight to compliment another guy i guess

>>5217571
Yeah, thought so

You're absolutely adorable in every way but don't get an ego, douchewad

>>5217388
I've had the exact same thing happen to me. I tried watching lesbian porn to take the guy out of it and I was sickened. The guy was the key for me. I can't get hard looking at women. I could watch straight porn, but I would have to have it muted and plenty of male cock, muscle, ass shots to ever get hard or cum.

If you end up jerking off to lesbian porn or straight porn, but gay porn not so much. You might just be losing interest in men or if you can jerk off to gay porn still you're just bisexual. No big deal man.

>>5217578

Maybe he's one of those social media types?
Do you think ti'd be catastrophic to find, like, a unbusy time of the day to ask him?

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>>5217583
>You're absolutely adorable in every way
Thanks ... I think.

>mfw having my voice described as cute

>>5217592

Are you a literal tsundere

>>5217592
in a manly top I-want-you-to-cuddle-me and hold me in your arms sort of way

>>5217598
Oh, that is much better, fa.m.

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new progress pic

sorry to bother you guys with this stuff, but i want to show *someone*, and only douchebags put topless photos on facebook.

>>5217610

Well done!
Bet it feels awesome.

>>5217610
nice dude i should hit the gym too

>>5217610
you look delicious

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>>5217578
>Message him now and again
>people who do this
>mfw
what makes you think im spontaneously going to change my mind and want to fuck you three days later
if they dont reply after the first message then give up and go annoy someone else or have a wank or something fuck me

>>5217391
journalism

worried i'll end up doing nothing but buzzfeed clickbait bullshit

>>5217610
did you actually lift any weights or just changed your diet

>>5217610

I'm mirin'

>>5217616

go for it! its really fun in and of itself!

i reccomend either Starting Strength or Stronglifts as a routine

>>5217613

Yeah, it feels pretty good

>>5217626

from 1 to 2 was all diet pretty much, 2 to 3 was lifting + diet.

dieting without lifting just makes you kinda doughy and skinnyfat, you can only get nice muscle definition and shit through lifting as well.

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>>5217610
You're on your way to being a spooky skeleton. Congrats on absolutely no muscle gain. Yes your muscles are more visible now, but you already had those muscles under your fat in the previous photos. All you did was lower your body fat not get muscular.

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>>5217610
I recognize that body, gay scarf and shoes Anon.

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>>5217638

Meanwhile at anon's house...

>>5217638

you have a pretty good eye, but you arent quite right.

yes, my main problem is that i dont eat enough, but ive still made significant muscular gains.

my lifts are progressing well, and i actually weigh a little more in pic 3 than 2, the weight is just in muscle rather than fat.

>>5217639

reeee

>>5217634
>starting strength or stronglifts
Obviously you didn't put much weight on those barbells. The lack of swolen large muscles is apparent.

>>5217648
>>5217639
Well, now you might as well let us in on the secret.

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>>5217645
I don't like twinks. Bears is where it's at.

>>5217648

What are your current lifts, anon?

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>>5217651

lol

>>5217656
gross

>>5217658

32.5/60/95/105
5 rep maxes, in kg

should be higher, but eating is hard

>>5217655

hes just making fun of me b/c i wore pink shoes and a pink scarf one time

>>5217656

me too actually - i dropped weight to help with the ol' self esteem, but i want to bulk up to musclebear mode over the next 3 years or so.

>>5217633
that's gay

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>>5217648
I can recognize you no matter what, qt. I save all your pictures too btw.

>>5217665
>hes just making fun of me b/c i wore pink shoes and a pink scarf one time
wow what a faggot

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>>5217648
don't get me wrong anon. It's great that you went from pudgy skinyfat to skinny and slightly athletic looking. I'm just being an asshole to you because for one I'm jealous of your lowered body fat and two you would look much better with body hair facial hair and much larger muscles. /fit/ ruined my mind on what it means to be healthy plus I'm gay so it makes me angry at twinks not because I want to be them, but because I never want to be them.

>>5217665

Ah, eating is not my problem. Or perhaps is, but in the reverse. I had to change my diet to a broadly paleo one to keep my weight from exploding. Especially when lifting I have no problem sustaining enough calories to grow larger.

This coming spring I am going to try for a real cut, which is going to suck. Trying to get as strong as possible until then.

>>5217671
>jealous of lowered body fat
>angry at twinks
>not because of jealousy
>because never wants to be a twink

This anon must be extremely obese.

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>>5217668
note to myself:
be careful of what pictures you post here

>>5217671

oh yeah, i 100% agree with you. Unfortunately my body hair is short and blonde, and i was having some difficulty eating enough earlier in the year. from now on i should be able to bulk up though.

and the whole /fit/ standards thing i get too, i am way too harsh on out-of-shape people I see IRL, its a really bad habit of mine.

>>5217669

it was one time!

>>5217675

aw man, I'm the opposite. Cutting is great, bulking is a real bitch.

>>5217679

if you would like to post pictures, use >unsee.cc

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>>5217679
;]

>>5217682

zombii, you need to squat

>>5217671

Why can't testosterone just make dudes look like this naturally.

>>5217682

Did my bully turn into a camwhore
I saw all those pics earlier!

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>>5217675
>paleo diet
Mexi, mexi, mexi. Plz stawp. Humans didn't eat paleo not even cavemen ate paleo. There is anthropological evidence from tooth debris from prehuman ancestors that have grains/grasses in their diet. Paleo diet is a myth.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-paleo-diet-half-baked-how-hunter-gatherer-really-eat/

>>5217682

what type of shirt is that? i need something that close fitting

>>5217686

Hold it, anon! I didn't say I believed that the paleo diet was actually historically accurate. My weight is controlled on it, and my blood work improves a whole lot as well.

The story behind it is totally irrelevant, its a diet I can (mostly) keep to and that provides health benefits.

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>>5217681
/fit/ is mind controlling

>I no longer see food anymore
> all I see is protein, carbs. and fats
>I no longer see normal people
>all I see is endomorphs, ectomorphs, and mesomorphs

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>>5217699
>all I see is endomorphs, ectomorphs, and mesomorphs
All I see are twinks, cute guys and boypussy desu

>>5217699

also the whole height thing - ive gotten really good at estimating heights at a glance, lol

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>>5217696
are you diabetic or close to pre-diabetic? reason why I ask is that you talk about
>blood work
does that mean blood sugars

Are you hypoglycemic?

>>5217706
god youre gay
end yourself

>>5217706

jesus that is one hell of an ass

holy shieet

>>5217709

I mean like LDL/HDL and other stuff. Not diabetic, fortunately.

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>>5217610

>>5217714
>LDL/HDL
Oh Cholesterol. that shit is like 80% genetics.

>>5217699
>all I see is endomorphs, ectomorphs, and mesomorphs
is that even scientifically credible
i thought the /fit/ mantra was weight and bodyshape is not genetic and calories in=calories out

>>5217726
>i thought the /fit/ mantra was weight and bodyshape is not genetic and calories in=calories out
Have you ever seen a guy with a fat body but slim face?
Some unofortunate breast tissue under his nipples? etc?

And of course bodies aren't as easy as those 3 types, advocates who use it always stress how everyone is a mix of some of them, so keep that in mind.

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>>5217726
Most diets, medicines, and other categorization methods of how to do things to get a desired result are pseudo science.

>>5217736
RIP George Carlin
He was the first original honest comedian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ

new thread:
>>5217740
>>5217740
>>5217740

>>5217541
London Pride is for straight people to check in at on Facebook.

>>5217746
He died at the right time. Considering how strong the PC police are now he wouldn't be able to continue his career