Gay General: Anon Remembrance Edition

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>>5212514
old thread: >>5210984

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god bless the fallen

>>5212510

that's just sad..he was doing drugs and shit while daughter was left to her own devices

His daughter should be put in a safe foster home.

>>5212514
what are we supposed to be remembering

I wish my dick was bigger

Its literally my only weakness

Mexi, I came at you. Rate mine.

>>5212546

Dead military, I think.

>>5212537

sludgepuppy told us all about when you stalked him

you're more of a bottom and flamboyant than he is

>>5212548

That and punctuation, you illiterate shit-nozzle.

>>5212548
Just hang in there for a few more years anon
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-31876219
that's what I'm doing.

>>5212546
all the good anon has done for you
all the bad anon has done for you
how sexy anon is
how revolting anon is
what ever you want to remember

...or this >>5212550 if you are britbong

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>>5212546

its a canadian, french and english thing.
dont worry about it.

>>5212556
you are old and have shit taste in music

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>>5212532
What the hell does that even mean.

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>>5212553
it's true
i'd look out my window at night
and he'd be there
just waving a fucking ribbon around going "yaaaaaas queeeeeen"

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>>5212546
9/11

>>5212569

Someone explained it to me as cockney rhyme.

>>5212549

As a troll? I mean what you're depending on with it is some fundamental insecurity. If they have that then it bites deep. If they don't then they don't.

The advantage of the life story approach that the anon tried is that even if you're fairly secure in general if you have something you're ashamed or insecure about specifically, and which you haven't revealed, having a total stranger call it out can be pretty shocking.

So it really depends on how you evaluate target.

The bad thing though is once everyone knows how it works then it stops being nearly as effective.

>>5212569
welcome to english rhyming slang. basically translates into "I think Americans are shit heads b/c I'm jelly of their good teeth, better hygiene and looks, and over all total awesomeness"

>>5212571

This is exactly how it happened. For days on end.

>>5212546
>>5212550


Frankly the whole thing encourages failure. Where are the memorials to the people who didn't die?

>>5212566

My music taste could beat up and sodomize your music taste and the cops wouldn't do a fucking thing because they'd be too afraid, the pussies. And the best part is my musical taste isn't even a social crutch flaunted about with a false sense of hierarchy. There's actually a thing of substance, here, wasting its time on 4Chan.

>>5212599

>Where are the memorials to the people who didn't die?
In their children and grandchildren.

>>5212599

its not a prowar thing. There are no cheering crowds or smiling faces.

its a day of sadness and pacifism.

>>5212599

In the minds and hearts of their friends and in all the things they're still doing every day- being still alive and all.

Which is kind of gross to think about en masse, but, I guess it still a touching thing to provide to survivors, on an individual basis.
I hate to think of a "dead veteran" as an archetype, it feels gross and dehumanizing.

And probably makes it a touch easier to think about the purpose and ownership of your life as a job requirement, also.

I mean, either way. Living veterans aren't done doing things to be remembered by. At least hopefully.

>>5212619

That's every day if you're an invalid.

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>>5212619
No it's a day to show off and feel more superior to the rest of the population. It's a day to pretend to be important and shun those who say otherwise by saying they're unpatriotic and other military propaganda bullshit.

>>5212619

Do not believe their lies.

http://thequietus.com/articles/19202-remembrance-poppy-nationalism-war

>>5212629
>>5212617


Alright, you saps, I was kidding.

Although, on a more serious note, given the way most vets in the UK are treated much, much more needs to be done to help them.

>>5212648

Not where I live. People have started wearing white instead of red poppies, symbolising complete pacifism.

>>5212652

This is saddening to see, but I'm glad its just coporate and commercial propaganda, rather than coming from people at large.

>>5212648

Fuck.
Why can't you just go eat small rodents and leave us alone, Shirtbord. Britannia rules the waves. Can't fuck with that, we'll sink your battleship.

>>5212550
Memorial Day = Dead military
Veterans day = Alive military

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>>5212663
No I rule the waves.

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>>5212586
If thats the case, then yes. I am from Americlap land.

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>>5212669
No I rule the waves

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>>5212678
No I rule the waves.

>>5212669

Ok, then.

>>5212664

And National Pickle Day for everything in between.

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>>5212684
No. I real the waves.

>>5212694

I like that cosmic cum flow.
Nice touch.

>>5212548

>f o u r i n c h e s

>>5212571

I'd be ok with that desu

>>5212676

What's the matter wif Matheson Lang? its fun for your John Wayne, if you know what i Sean Bean.

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God im so fucking lonely

>>5212700

That's an actual NASA photograph, Circe.
No editing.

>>5212711

lmao

thats clearly untrue

>>5212704
>being okay with masc4fem
>ever
you disgust me, senpai-chan

>>5212707

You shouldn't be, you cute cutie, you.

>>5212707
I dream of you every night maki ;.c

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>>5212707

me and you both, boyo.

I keep meaning to come up with a plan to get a bf, but I'm just so busy...

>>5212707

You'd be less lonely if you just accepted that you were a bottom bitch

>>5212717

Uh oh! You got me!
That's some sharp analysis of my ethos!

>>5212718
>tfw no fem sludgepuppy ;_;

post plates of meat, lamlam

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cool picture from a shopping centre today

>>5212736

Sludge is so masc, don't even joke.

I am the one who is tho fem. Just ask anon.

>>5212736
w-what color panties should i wear for you, mascbf-anon?

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How do i be flirty?

im a naturally awkward person, and to get alogn socially i adopt a biting and sarcastic persona. obviously cracking jokes and making pithy observations does not translate well to flirting.

Help pls

>>5212748

You voice is super fem.

>>5212755

What you do is you withdraw and behave in an unwelcoming manner and then live alone. Practice makes perfect.

>>5212755
point at his chest and say "hey whats that?" then when he looks down you flick him the the nose with the finger you were pointing at his chest with.

>>5212767

Oh thahp

>>5212755

Compliment people's style and personality.
Tell them they have nice bits, start with the polite one's.
Make eye contact every so often, smile when you compliment, and smile when they reciprocate.
Make it obvious but not obnoxious.
Talk about what you like, ask them what they like.
Show approval of the parts you actually approve of.
Avoid negativity, speaking politically or defensively.

If they're not kicking some of that goodness back at you after awhile, ask if they like you.

If they answer no, drop it.

>>5212540

Yeah..he's trying to deflect now and make it seem like he's been such a good father/role-model to his daughter. He's just some drug-addicted mexican who now likes it up the ass.

>>5212585

It's still effective. It obviously has you bothered.

>>5212777
Ah, the monk method.
>Once you become a kung fu master, you get all the bitches.

>>5212786

What do you know you homeless knobgoblin?

Why are you posting on here all day if you have JOBS?

>>5212777

yeah thats been my modus operandi for the last few years.

im looking to mix things up a wee bit

>>5212780

thanks for the advice

>>5212786

Oh yeah, I started complimenting people if I notice they've had a haircut, or bought a new coat. I'm complimenting everyone though - maybe it would be better if i only complimented cute guys?

And I ask what people like and ask about their lives all the time - its like my goto conversation starter.

The rest looks cool, but im too shy to compliment people's "bits", even the polite ones. Seems scary.

>>5212790

My uncle became an isolationist monk in Spain 8 years ago or so, havent heard from him since.

>>5212792
Time zones.

>>5212792
it's my day off silly billy

>>5212790

Yes.

>>5212792
night shift

>>5212786

I flirted with your bf at Lowe's the other day. He deserves better than you.

>>5212749
ok, stopping now b/c that's actually kinda hot.

>>5212792

I am a millionaire playboy.

>>5212793
nah i think you shouldn't limit yourself to cute guys
b/c i feel like noticing the good qualities of other people is a really good way to build self confidence, for me at least. like even if i'm not attracted to them in the slightest (like instead of being like "oh i don't find that girl hot" i'll think like "hey her hair looks nice" or like "he has a nice smile"etc). makes me less harsh on other people and myself by extension, i think.

>>5212803
kek i have no interest in panties
but i like thongs desu

>>5212792

It's remembrance day you silly whore

>>5212793

>The rest looks cool, but im too shy to compliment people's "bits", even the polite ones. Seems scary.

Honestly, that's always what gets me in flirt mode with someone.
Making a small leap and saying something very explicitly flirty is usually what it takes, I think.
Make eye contact, smile, make some kind of relaxing body gesture and
"Hey, I really like your outfit."
"Your hair is pretty gorgeous."
"Not to be abrupt but, uh, I think you're handsome."

etc

Something that might be embarrassing but shows you're trying to commit to the flirt a little.

>>5212801

He's a mega-babe, I know.

>>5212546
"today used to be Armistice Day, a celebration of the end of World War One which they turned into a celebration of present and future wars"- Lew Rockwell

>>5212801
>>5212838


Can we talk about Circé's bf and how he hasn't been faithful?

My friend on mtfg hooked up with in July.

>>5212843

*claims to of hooked up with him in July

tfw going to a bear convention thing this weekend
also bought my first jockstrap in case I become a whore
I'll probably contract HIV if I don't have it already

>>5212852

what do people do at bear conventions?

>>5212843

Yes. Let us discuss this.

>>5212852

how is Cold? did you fugg him?

>>5212838

that kind of commitment is scary, but i guess you have to put yourself out there a little sometimes.

so, does that mean that i should only flirt with people im 100% sure are gay?

>>5212855
I dunno it's at a bar so I'm guessing people take their clothes off

>>5212858
I still haven't met him so no :<
also holy shit you have a crazy memory

>>5212843

>staying with a guy after he's cheated on you

>>5212864

Hai matt.

>lurk /gaygen/ every once in awhile
>drama and fags up in here
>"muh all other gays are faggots with drama except me" bullshit

These threads are unironically cancerous.

>>5212862

Flirting with straight people is more fun.
Do that, then move on to gays.

>>5212843

I think Circé said they were in a open-relationship before so is it really cheating?

>>5212872
yo what's new in the gaygen world??

>>5212874

Much like ya rectum.

>>5212862

I mean.. Even if they are gay, it's still no insurance, yeah?
Getting over the scaryness is kind of the point of it all, I think.
When I feel safe enough in an environment, I get pretty flirty. After awhile, it becomes a lot less about the "Hey, wanna get close and cuddly, maybe?" and just.. kind of enjoyable in its own right? Just as a past time.

People you think are cool and pretty telling you they think you're kind of cool and/or pretty, too, with no strings attach. Feels nice.

But, uh, yeah, honestly, n'aw. Just be reasonably sure they aren't gonna clock you one and go for it.

>>5212874

literally any forum for any kind of people is like that im afraid.

The internet removes filters.

>>5212879

in my experience its just awkward for them. One time I was told that a cute guy called Matt was gay, so i thought i would flirt with him. He just got really weirded out and started avoiding me, and i had no idea why.

Long story short, there were apparently 2 people called Matt in our year. >.<

>>5212889

Eh, I'm not afraid of anyone getting mad, im afraid of people getting stone-cold silent and unresponsive, making me feel awkward and terrible.

>>5212886

It was all shit and hopeless until you came back.
Look, there was this one guy in here the other day posting a lot of bestiality pictures and it was fucked. Nobody did it for like 6 hours. Surely the NSA has to be liable for this shit at some point.

>>5212903

i dont remember that happening

>>5212893
No, what's funny is that for a series of thread full of users who think they're more self-aware then other gays, y'all niggas p retarded.

>>5212893

If it's going to be an overall more negative experience than positive than.. babe, yeah, just make peace with it.
But if you really want to get into flirting, I mean.. it's really the bulk of it. People might not bite back and it sucks. But it's not the end of the world.
Just think of it as a bullet dodged if they're going to be a dick over a bit of flirting.

>>5212893
>Eh, I'm not afraid of anyone getting mad, im afraid of people getting stone-cold silent and unresponsive, making me feel awkward and terrible.

Then you'd better strike first and shut the fuck up,

>>5212727
>so much study
how do you do it? how do you not waste time shitposting and doing other forms of shit?

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Today was a good day desu

>>5212550
It's now twenty-five years later, he's on the brink of forty-three
Still searching for sanity, surveying the floor of his distorted sea
He remembers high-school friends joking about the war
Never knew what mom was crying for (Never knew what mom was crying for)
The other piece that shines in his mind was a divine first love
Sewn-made, beauty, brown-eyed queen he left behind
He remembers holding her tight, watching the sunset at shore
Never knew what she was crying for (Never knew what she was crying for)
He got the letter in the mail by the middle of his summer
Wouldn't have had to go if it wasn't for his newborn brother
He was barely eighteen, murdering people even younger
And he still ducks and covers every time he hears the thunder
He still hears the screams, smells the flesh, tastes the death
Sees the blood, feels the pain, what's to gain, nothing's left
But the slug that remains in his right calf
The bullet laughs every time he cries, and it drives him mad
Trying to sleep, but the visions give him a cold sweat
The war's been over for two decades, but he still hasn't been home yet
And every day he waits and strains to supress his guilt
And forget the horror and the violence; the "kill or be killed"
Fists, they always clenched; teeth, they always grinding
Real life is lost and in a bottle he tries to find it
"It's not fair," he mumbles through a nightmare
Only in a fight for two years and wound up spending his whole life there

>>5212881

Nah Circe's fiance (they're engaged now) has hooked up with different guys in the past because let's be honest being with a tranny couldn't fulfill anyone.

>>5212908
it doesn't seemed very farfetched to be honest

>>5212903
quick someone post nudes then, we can make up for this
besides I'm pretty sure these threads are deemed a cult or terrorist organization at this point

>>5212908

You probably weren't here.

Alright drama-loving faggot queers, post what you're listening to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPT90x5UzN8

>>5212799
Ayyy I work the night shift too

>>5212925
It's now twenty-five years later, he's on the edge of a park bench
He asked God for hope and found his source non-existant
He sits in the shadows, because the sun burns no more
Now he knows what mom was crying for (Now he knows what mom was crying for)
I used to watch old man in the park
The sights slowly drove fright through my heart
Wishing I could help but not knowing where to start
I'd walk away, curse the world, gush some love and curse some more
Now you know who I've been crying for (Now you know who I've been crying
For)
He threw his medals in the river but they sunk alone
Put shades on his eyes to hide it from the warzone in the sky
He tried to slit his wrists about a month ago
But he's seen so much death, he's scared to life of suicide
If there was only some way he could escape this penitentiary
Goals get bigger and figures it'll chase away his memory
But the dreams only worsen, the scenes almost burst in
He recalls how training took away his right to be a person
Put a gun in his hand, left him to die for the land
The plan was the murder of man (The plan was the murder of man)
Politicians have a dispute to decide to send in troops
But the truth is they just don't understand (They just don't understand)
Now he's running out of time, and running out of energy
But 'til the last day he will fight for the murder of his memories
And although he never got rid of his dog-tags
He still wishes they'd have sent his parents an American flag instead of him

>>5212918

I know what makes me procrastinate, so i keep it out of sight.

My phone is playing music on the other end of the table, i work on a beatup laptop with no internet, i make sure im sitting in an uncomfy chair, and I like to put a chair in front of the door so that i have a few seconds to reconsider while i move it if i decide to leave.

Generally procrastination is an impulse thing - if you can delay it for a few seconds you will come to your senses and continue work.

>>5212925

I like this song.

>>5212938
http://youtu.be/uATsXwrMh8A

People always make fun of me and say it's elevator music :c

>>5212938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTxP_Scq2ow

>>5212938

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzlpTRNIAvc

I Feel Good

>>5212925
>He was barely eighteen, murdering people even younger

Hot.

>>5212938

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFoqtpUFY8

>>5212792
im a translator, im on my laptop all day

>>5212959
>anime

Into the trash it went.

>>5212953
But anon.. it DOES sound like elevator music.

>>5212962
Let's bring in the funk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ierY2nOVX64

>>5212968

That sounds like a really gratifying job.
Is it challenging?

>>5212938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNtuAvGvRo8
>You caught my playlist at a wierd time.

>>5212972
I don't even watch anime, asshole. That channel just adds anime pictures to every song for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI2l0_zwSP0

Is that better you cunt?

It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the miligrams of tar
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car
It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain
It's the cat box it needs to be changed, it's the pain
It's women, it's the plight for power it's government
It's the way you're giving knowledge
slow with thought control and subtle hints
It's rubbing it, It's itching it, It's applying cream
It's the foreigners sight seeing with high beams, It's in my dreams
It's the monsters that I conjure, It's the marijuana
It's embarrassment, displacement, it's where I wander
It's my genre, It's Madonna's videos
It's game shows, cheap liquor, blunts,
and bumper stickers with rainbows
It's angels, demons, gods, it's the white devils
It's the monitors, the soundman, it's the fucking mic levels
It's gas fumes, fast food, Tommy Hil' and mommy's pill
Columbia House music club, designer drugs and rhyming thugs
It's bloods, crips, fives, six
It's stick up kids,
It's christian conservative terrorists, it's porno flicks
It's the east coast, no it's the west coast
It's public schools, it's asbestos
It's mentholated, It's techno
It's sleep, life, and death
It's speed, coke, and meth
It's hay fever, pain relievers, oral sex, and smokers breath
It stretches for as far as the eye can see
It's reality, fuck it , it's everything but me

>>5212980
stop

>>5212938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK0yv9ME-h8

>>5212975
it somewhat is. I get to translate into kebab while shitposting on 2 (thats right two) whole boards.

It isnt really that hard considering I have spoken both english and turkish since I was 3. I have a degree in turkish and after many courses im somewhat confident on more scientific and specalist terms in turkish.

>>5212980

This one got me.

>>5212979

The reason is that it's weeaboo music.

>>5212984
It's in the water, it's in the air, it's in the meat
It's indirect, indiscrete, inconsistent, incomplete
It's in the streets, every city and everywhere you go
In every man it's the insanity, the fantasy, the casualties
It's the health care system, it's welfare victims
It's assault weapons, it's television religion, and it's false lessons
It's cops, police, pigs with badges guns and sticks
It's harassment and a complex you carry when you're running shit
It's wondering if you get to eat, it's the heat
It's the winter , the weather
It's herpes, and it's forever
It's the virus that takes the lives of the weak and the strong
It's the drama that keeps on between me and my seed's mom
It's that need to speak long, it's that hunger for attention
It's the wack , who attack songs of redemption
It's prevention, It's the first solution
It's loose, it's out for retribution,
it's mental pollution...and public execution
It's the nails that keep my hands and feet to these boards
It's the part time job that governs what you can afford
It's the fear, It's the fake
It's clear it can make time stop
and leave you stranded in the year of the snake
It's the dollar, yen, pound, it's all denomination
It's hourly wages for your professional observations
It's on your face and it's in your eyes
It's everything you be
Cause it ain't me, motherfucker, cause it ain't me

>>5212990
What are you talking about? It's just house music.

>>5212990
This.

>>5212986
>50 year old detected

Pls leave

>>5212997
Why is it "weeaboo music"? If I just posted the second link then you wouldn't give a shit.

>>5213004

If the world were made of pudding, we wouldn't give a shit, either.

>>5212997
you have to be 50 years old to listen to moondog? lol

>>5213010
i didnt know not-dads listened to dadrock still

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>>5213007
Well, it would be delicious.

>>5213013
moondog is dad rock, or even rock for that matter. that was news to me.

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Would you be engaged to a guy who has cheated on you?

How do you feel about open-relationships /gaygen/?
>Is this a normal healthy gay relationship?

>>5213016
its obvious i didnt listen to it

>look him up
>hes a composer

>>5213019
Literally no one else except you cares about some tripfag's life. Stop trying to focus the thread on him.

>>5213024
He used to dress up as a viking on the streets of new york. he was blind and made his own instruments. he's a pretty cool guy to be honest. but what do I know.

>>5213019
Open relationships are disgusting. But most gays only want open relationship. This is why aids is so common with homosexuals

>>5212948
>>5212980
>>5212992


hey you little bitchfuck
I didn't come to 4chan to read stupid lyrics

>>5213019
>Would you be engaged to a guy who has cheated on you?
For the money.
And have him accidentally die leaving me to inherit everything he ever owned ever.

>>5213031
On the contrary.

every gay man who isnt mentally ill wants a closed monogamous relationship. The latest wave of fags will ensure that happens as theyre all too scared of hiv

Who /fallout4/ here?

>downloading fallout 4
>connection times out

I guess I should wait an extra couple of days.

>>5213028
He sounds alright actually. Would chill with.

>>5213041
>gay men
>not mentally ill
oh so that's about none of them

>>5213041

Nah.
AIDs is making a comeback.

>>5213044

Maybe next year some time

>>5213044

ive played approx 6 hours so far.


shooting is great, exploration is great, itemsare okayish BUT any kind of NPC interaction is godawful.

my advice is to avoid human companions and do the minimum amount of talking possible.

Oh and its full of bugs, but that should be ironed out later.

>they haven't cheated on their boyfriend at least once

You call yourselves gay?

>>5213044
If you every feel down one day, Moondag will share you up with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Bq_MvkUtU

>>5213048
i heard rumours itll be in on trend next summer. Better find a gift giver; dont wanna be left out

>>5213047
pls, there must be one normal non-sleazy, non-drug addicted, non-masc4masc gay man in the world

>>5213041
>The latest wave of fags will ensure that happens as they're all too scared of hiv

Sadly that isn't true at all...

>Youth aged 13 to 24 accounted for an estimated 26% of all new HIV infections in the United States in 2010, larger than any other age bracket.
>Most new HIV infections among youth occur among gay and bisexual males; there was a 22% increase in estimated new infections in this group from 2008 to 2010.
>Over 50% of youth with HIV in the United States do not know they are infected.

It's only increased since 2010 among this age group...obviously you young fuckers aren't scared enough to double wrap all penises that enter your asses and mouths.

>>5213063

>13 to 24
>13

What.

>>5213063
>13

thats just a tad upsetting. Must be horrible to have hiv at 13

>>5213063
I'm so glad I'm chaste and get to be one of the 140000 virgins that will ride with Jesus,

>>5213066

blacks/latinos/wiggers and other degenerates start fucking young

help me rationalise my virgin-ness.

So, im 19 and kissless, hugless, virgin, etc.

BUT i only realised i was gay last year. So maybe its not so pathetic?

>>5213073
>gay
>still hugless after a year

that is pathetic darling

>>5212852
fuck me why are burrrrs so insufferable
one thing being fat + hairy right but its something else entirely making fat + hairy a subculture and attending conventions w/ other fat + hairy weirdos
>>5212944
i hate it t b h
but it pays alright sooo
>>5212938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtcP0PFifpE
yee<3

>>5213062
no I'm sure there's two and they're both incredibly hot and in a monogamous relationship with each other
life is cruel

>>5213063
I'm always relieved when I'm with a guy and he pulls out a condom on his own. like yeah you might get tested regularly but how the hell do you know if I do? or anyone else that you're fucking for that matter. it's ridiculous

>>5213073
it's not that bad, although you could just go to a bar and knock off the whole list in like 5 minutes
even if you're uggo

>>5213073
I'm 20 and a virgin still
not kissless though

>>5213084
I love night shift
I'm a night person 100%

>>5213073

It's fine, bby.
We all got own paces.
Find you a special someone when you're ready.
Or not. I think most people find them when they're not ready. And then life happens.

>>5213073

I'm 45 and a virgin.
After watching all my friends drop dead in the late 80s and 90s I promised myself I'll never have sex. Even wanking off to porn makes me feel disgusting so I haven't done that in 10 years either. There's so much more to life than being gay and or worrying about sleeping alone at night.

Occupy your time with things you love and good friends. Suppress your homosexuality.

>>5213092
damn, you have me beat.

>>5213092

Do you.. take libido supressing drugs?

>>5213072
What's it like to be literally factually wrong and retarded?

>Among all gay and bisexual men, WHITE gay and bisexual men accounted for 11,200 (38%) estimated new HIV infections in 2010. The largest number of new infections among white gay and bisexual men (3,300; 29%) occurred in those aged 25 to 34.

>Among all gay and bisexual men, black/African American gay and bisexual men accounted for 10,600 (36%) estimated new HIV infections in 2010. The largest number of new infections among black/African American gay and bisexual men (4,800; 45%) occurred in those aged 13 to 24. From 2008 to 2010 new infections increased 20% among young black/African American gay and bisexual men aged 13 to 24.

>Among all gay and bisexual men, Hispanic/Latino gay and bisexual men accounted for 6,700 (22%) estimated new HIV infections in 2010. The largest number of new infections among Hispanic/Latino gay and bisexual men (3,300; 39%) occurred in those aged 25 to 34.

AIDS/HIV is very much a white invention.

>>5213086

is kissing difficult? im scared ill mess it up

>>5213092

yeah okay that really is pathetic
sorry man

>>5213085

What do people do at gay bars? Will i have to dance?

omg no way am i dancing

>>5213099
Kissing just comes naturally
The first time will probably be awkward af though
Glad I got it out of the way when I was young with someone else who was young and had no clue what they were doing either

>>5213100

how young?

>>5213084
I like them because they think I'm qt so it's ok
and hairy is god tier anyways
although it gets pretty exclusive and cliquey but that's in every gay subculture

>>5213099
uh at gay bars basically you drink stuff (probably get roofied) and blow strangers in the bathroom
you don't have to dance though

>>5213066
>>5213067

Uh, that's just the demographic group they set up, I think. Like I doubt rates are entirely the same over every year of that set.

>>5213072

Nah, man.
13 isn't incredibly young to start sex. That's some hand-sanitizer nannystate shit. The reason most kids now aren't getting laid at that kind of age is because we keep them on 4Chan and inundate them with fear. The fear breaks hard eventually, and voila! AIDs crisis 2015.

>>5213105
We were both 14 and made out while watching Dazed and Confused

>>5213063
>double wrap

I thought double wrapping was bad as the friction between the two condoms are more likely to cause tears.

A quick google search confirms it.

Maybe someone got HIV because of an idiot telling him to double bag his dick.

>>5213107

im not scared of sex
im scared of rejection

thats why im a virgin :c

>>5213109

when did you know you were gay? I personally didnt figure this shit out until i was 16, its really retarded my sexual development.

>>5213107

Idk man, 13 seems pretty fuckin young to me...

>>5213118
Probably like 13 when I realized that the weird feelings I felt towards boys was called gay

>>5213096

I just control myself.
Meditation, 3 hours max on the computer a day, 4 hours outdoors even if it's storming, 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of work. It's all about balance.

Most young people seem to be out of wack and don't realize how their lack of sleep and spending a lot of their time on the computer is causing their anxiety, depression, negativity, weird sexual fetishes/disorders, etc.

Self-control is greatly needed these days.

>>5213107
Man that's grim.

>>5213099
>>5213100
Just go with the rhythm and don't try to stick your whole tongue in their mouth. It'll be fine.

>>5213055
We don't even have boyfriends.

>>5213112

You're scared of fucking everything.
I know because I'm in your head.

Anyone know the average age to lose virginity for a gay guy?

>>5213092
>I'm 45 and a virgin.
Say hi to /pol/ for me.

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>>5213130

>>5213122

Sounds like some sex drive killers would help you relax.
Although, I dunno, it sounds like you're deep in the routine life.
Your life sounds kind of depressing man, but that's probably just my perspective.

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>when you tell a guy multiple times no
>he won't take no for an answer
>told him to stop and finally got off me, only after him jerking himself off

God I fucking hate faggots so much. Especially the "normal" ones.. always saying "no means no I swear" but changes the moment we're left alone. This isn't the first time its happened and it sure as shit won't be the last. Next time I'm carrying my knife.

Why the fuck can't you fucking faggots take no for an answer? This shit constitutes as rape, retards.

>>5213122
you are me in 14 years.

>>5213122

I got my weird fetishes the old fashioned way - TV.

>>5213141
i'm sorry you had to go through that anon
he's a piece of shit

>>5213141

SHOOT GUN
MAN

How do make new friends if I still have a year of school left and thus no free time?

There arent a whole lot of people in school, and most are already in friendship groups and arent accepting new applicants.

Its difficult because it makes social stuff really difficult - if i fuck up i will have to see them for the next year, and they will spread the word about my autism until i have no friends at all.

it sucks.

>>5213141

thats rape bro
and a knife is too much - pack MACE spray instead.

>>5213149
>>5213141
Would you say no to shit in your butt? You can't say no to it! Let it happen anon.

All jokes aside it really does suck. I would get intimidated by stuff like that.

>>5213132
8, gay death occurs at 12.

>>5213141

No means no.

Carry a weapon, use it on someone who does not respect that. Seriously. Fuck that guy.

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tfw russian boy you met on 4chan tells you he loves you even though you haven't talked in months

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>Man Gives HIV to 15-Year Old Boy, then Brags about it On Facebook.


http://yourblackworld.net/2012/09/11/man-gives-hiv-to-15-year-old-boy-then-brags-about-it-on-facebook/

>>5213169

he's not even cute

he must have a big dick

Anyone know the hiv rate of all the immigrants going into Europe? 100% poz?

>>5213169
Well that kid's life is ruined.

>>5213165

Money.

>>5213169

Hot.

>New York Man Wanted For Infecting 240 Men And Women With HIV!!!

http://obnoxioustelevision.com/2013/03/05/new-york-man-wanted-for-infecting-240-men-and-women-with-hiv/

My ex who cheated on me keeps asking how I'm doing and if we're ever going to "reconcile". He's been with another guy for 3 months now and I've just been ignoring him why the fuck does he keep trying to talk to me?

>>5213141
obviously you have no muscles therefore you aren't intimidating. Everyone knows men with muscles have power and everyone obeys them.

>>5213186
Fuck you asshole, even if you think you're being funny. Me being short and slim doesn't give you a rape pass.

>>5213189
Who says I raped you. Freak. Gain muscle and intimidate others to not take advantage of you. Plain and simple you retard. I don't condone his actions on nearly raping you, but if this happens to you often maybe you should start beefing up and defend yourself more. Prissy faggot.

>>5213183

He's trying to fill an empty hole in his soul, at first he filled it with you, then with whoever he cheated on you with, but the truth is no one outside of himself can fill it and until he realizes that he will be restless and always trying to find something that will seem to make him feel whole again, even if only for a night.

I'd never fuck a straight guy. They have no idea how to clean up their asses and I'm sure as hell not going to eat dirty ass before fucking it.

>>5213189
What happened to you is really shitty and terrible, and I feel for you, but you gotta expect some nasty comments from posting about something so deeply personal on 4chan of all places.

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>crying like i do most nights
>wonder what i look like when i cry, take a picture
>its by far the cutest selfie i have ever taken
>i cant share it b/c only weirdo assholes take crying selfies and i dont want to admit to that level of narcissm

its a damn shame

Ah, fuck this is boring.
Bye guys.

>>5213197
Thanks for that blather of nothingness.

>>5213088
i like night-time too but it makes me so anti-social tho.
feel like i have to stay awake for like..2 days at a time just so i can pretend im included in mainstream society.
>>5213106
yh but twink conventions arent a thing
twinks arent a subculture
bear is the only gay bodytype classification that has an associated subculture apart from maybe chubs and chub chasers but even then.
>>5213165
>austin
hahahaha

>>5213204
anytime

>>5213207
pls no bully

>>5213194
>victim blaming

edginess is off the chart anon, solid 10/10 i kek'd

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>>5213034
you have a small penis

>>5213200
Dude, it's simple. People who are intimidating don't get fucked with because no one wants to fight against a beefy guy who can beat the shit out of you. That is the way it works. Survival of the fittest. Rape is wrong of course, but if you are constantly being raped the problem is with you not the rapist. A rapist rapes, that's what they do. If you're sick of it and bitch about how you are being raped do something about it by intimidating others into submission.

>>5213221

:c

its average

>bf tells me he cheated last night
>starts crying and apologizing
>i can't help but hug and kiss him and than have sex with him
>wtf is wrong with me?
>I know he'll just cheat again like they always do
>why am I not strong enough to leave him?

>>5213194
Legit question... You seem like you probably lift...

You know that machine in the gym where you like put your legs between two padded bars and lift upwards? Why do I get aroused doing that?

>>5213207
also I've never been much of a social person.
all edge aside, I find most people incredibly annoying and intolerable

>>5213233

spinal problems?
psychological factor?
you're a lil slutty whore?

<3

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>>5213231
Because he apologized for his actions and saught for forgiveness.
Cheating on someone is unforgivable. He will cheat again. Leave his ass.

>>5213241

if you arent much of a social person how come you had your first kiss at 14?

Boy, 14, poses as adult seeking poz sex with older guy on gay dating website:

http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/boy-posed-as-adult-for-sex/2510491/

>>5213242
Like, nothing else does it, just that one particular exercise. The opposite direction (pushing down) does nothing for me, but just that one machine.

Also I'm not a slutty whore... bully. ;(

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>>5213233
Its because you're looking at your crouch and having a Freud effect of thinking about dick and wanting dick therefore arousing yourself.
Basically what:
>>5213242
>you're a lil slutty whore?
Said.

jk, i dunno but I get aroused using that machine too, but I think its psychological.

>>5213248

is it a kinda fluttery pleasure?

>>5213231
Leave him.

I'm >>5213183

You do not want to go down this road trust me.

>>5213252
Yeah, it's not like oh no I popped a tent, but it's like, 'ooh tingly'.

Needless to say it's quite confusing, especially as it's only that one machine.

>>5213247
In all honesty this happens all the time, this isn't new news you know.

>>5213258

You might just be squeezing your prostate?

>>5213246
Because I was in highschool and befriended a little gay boy who came out to me and he wanted to kiss me so I figured why not get it out of the way.
Then months later we were hanging out on New Years Eve and he started saying all this shit about how he had feelings for me, so we sorta drifted apart because they weren't mutual.

>>5213262

>teenage boys pose as adults to seek POZ SEX with other adults

>it happens all the time

>>5213200
Well it wasn't all bad responses so that's okay, at least some channers aren't complete apathetic autists.

>>5213258

ayy i get that but only with lateral shoulder raises

>>5213266

nobody has ever come out to me. is that a common thing and im just ugly, or....?

>>5213258
>unrestricted bloodflow to your crotch
Just leave it at that.

How many boyfriends have you had?

How many boyfriends have cheated on you?

>>5213273

0 (1 girlfriend)

0

>>5213268
It does. I did my fair share of that back when I was 16. Of course I didn't catch HIV, but for the most part I snuck out of the house around 2-3 am to meet guys for sex.

>>5213270
Idk all of my sexual encounters were in high school with "straight" boys who were "totally not gay", they just liked sucking dick.
Was a total shock when they came out later in life.

>>5213273
>How many boyfriends have you had?

Billy in the 3rd grade.

>How many boyfriends have cheated on you?

I can't believe he kissed Emma! That bitch!

>>5213270
Maybe it's a bizarre nerve thing?

Also tfw there was a class going on so I couldn't use the squat frame

Why even live if I can't do squats. I did some leg presses instead, but it's not the same.

>tfw mechanics/strength of materials exam tomorrow
>it should be easy
>known to choke a bit on exams
>tfw just want an easy B

There's only one thing I wanna choke on, and it's not this :3

>>5213273
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>>5213280
hehehehe

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>>5213280

...how common are sexual experiences in high school?

how come someone who describes themself as "not much of a social person" has had so many sexual experiences?

man i feel really fuckin worried about this now
i didnt do jack shit in high school except for some abortive cuddling one time

>>5213273

do internet bfs count?

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>>5213273
1
0

>>5213273
>lost count
>nearly all of them

>>5213273
>not keeping your boyfriends locked up in a dungeon
In what year do we live again?

>>5213273
0
0

>>5213214
its not bullying if i want to fuck u
+ why are u a virgin
true love waits or..?
>>5213294
no

>>5213292
i made out with a bunch of girls b/c i was a lonely drunk boy
i made out with a couple guys (one was really gross) b/c i was a lonely drunk boy
i vaguely remember cuddling w/ a guy and we were clothed and stuck our hands down each other's pants and i immediately was like
k that's enough i'm going to sleep now

Sure are a lot of zeros in this thread.

>>5213273

anyone else notice that Circe didn't answer. lol

>>5213304

alcoholic or what?

I got invited to a few parties - I went to one that was alcohol-free when i was 16 that was a massive fucking waste of time, and then i didnt bother going to any more.

Just a whole bunch of girls and confident guys, really scary.

>>5213306
>caring about Circe
Come on man.

>>5213292
Could have been because I was the only gay kid who was out and had no shame about it.
I was also super cute back then too tbqh
But it was always on the DL and they'd never look me in the eye at school even though they sucked my dick the night before

>>5213302
I'm not waiting for anything I'm just also not seeking it out.

>>5213308
>i went to parties in high school
>that means i'm an alcoholic

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>>5213304
>tfw I wanna fool around with "totally straight guys" in college
>tfw second year and haven't hooked up with any guys yet

>>5213273

I cheated on 6 of my boyfriends.

Parents always taught me that variety is the spice of life....

>>5213315

oh no i didnt mean to be mean or anything

but the whole "i was a lonely drunk boy" and "vaguely remembering" stuff was just kinda weird

>>5213313

and guys just openly propositioned you for sex?

>>5213321
Why don't you just have an open relationship I don't get it

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>>5213321

>>5213323

oh shit that sounds mean also

i didnt mean any offence sludge ;c;

>>5213318
they were both gay boys
i never went near straights, they're gross

>>5213323
well, i wouldn't have been making out with girls if i were sober
drinking does funny things to your inhibitions lol
and the vagueness of that incident probably has a lot to do with it being 8 years ago or so

>>5213331
you're dead to me forever now, you fucked up

>>5213329
not that anon, but it's because no one wants an open relationship. Plus an open relationship isn't even a relationship at all. It's an excuse to be a slut while pretending to hold values in monogamy which doesn't work.

>>5213323
It was only three people, not like I was sucking the whole school off.
And no it was always like "hanging out after school". Like hey I'm going to walk to burger king after school wanna come with? Or want to come over and play video games. Shit like that

And I never had actual sex with any of them
furthest we ever got was talking one of them into rimming me

>>5213329

It really turns me on to make my boyfriends cry and see how mad they get. That's ultimately what I see their crazy reactions that get me hard. I really need to find the perfect psychotic boyfriend who is over-the-top emotionally/physically/mentally. Most guys are so fucking boring. I should just date a woman.

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>>5213335

...How to get drunk in high school?

asking for a friend

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>>5213345
holy shit you love fishing with bait a lot

>>5213335

i guess that makes sense.

Man i really need to start drinking more.

>>5213340

oh shit
this new kid at my school was asking if i wanted to walk with him to mcdonalds for like 2 weeks

god damn im fucking blind

>>5213345

crazee good bait there boi

>>5213345
OK I should have figured this was b8

Nothing is hotter than fucking a guy after he's crying and feeling like shit because you told him you cheated on him.

>>5213352

More heart-soothingly handsome men, please.

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>>5213361

>>5213347
you're not supposed to announce that you're underage

>>5213354
i wouldn't say that, drinking is just a social lubricant and all that
plus, why would you want to spend your time shoving your tongue down girls' throats? gross

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>>5213352
>>5213355

Can you blame me? This place is so boring. It needs more fights, more drama. more bickering, more arguments.

>my role model

>>5213273
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>>5213369
No your role model is more like this sad excuse for a human being.

>>5213367

i feel like im a piece of shit b/c of no sex

like, there must be something wrong with me or guys would be lining up like with >>5213340 .

I try and socialise and flirt with people but its all 100% one way - nobody ever socialises or flirts with me. i just get tired of putting in the effort and its just like... a failure on my part.

:/

>>5213273

0
0

>>5213379
Yay, I'm not alone. Well, I am, but that's another story.

>>5213366

Thank you, wonderful. <3

>>5213305
yep

>>5213382
>>5213379
and much more zeros to come

Chizuru & Kareshi are still together and in love.

Sp & Jupp are still together.

Volcano & Jersey are still together.

Who else found love on /gaygen/?

>>5213389

Swede and 56- wait hang on

>>5213383
you're younger than me though. go out and live your life to the fullest before you end up old and can't.

>>5213382
i didn't have sex until after high school
i literally only made out with a couple guys and a handful of girls
and i'm p sure hitler mentioned it was only like 2 or 3 guys he blew
i think you're being too hard on yourself, it's perfectly normal for guys not to lose their virginity or fool aorund until their 20s

>>5213398
How do you know I'm younger than you?

>>5213406
it's my wizards power.

>>5213399

Yeah but i havent made out or anything either.

i know thats not normal, so the question is wtf is wrong with me? it cant be looks, b/c i know even ugly guys get *some* action. So whats wrong with me/what am i doing wrong?

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>>5213386
Now imagining Chris O'Dowd and Chris Pratt having sex.

>>5213415
>wizards power
So you're over 30, how's the mana flowing for you?

>>5213399
>hitler mentioned it was only like 2 or 3 guys he blew
they blew me more than I blew them I'll have you know

>>5213420
probably nothing m8, stop fretting about it

>>5213389
>Chizuru & Kareshi are still together and in love.
>and in love
obviously this post was made by either Chizuru or Kareshi

>>5213420
it is normal
are you even out of the closet?
do you know other gay guys?
try okcupid or grindr

>>5213429
my bad

>>5213426
>beards

>>5213428
it was a lie all along. there are no powers only existential obsession and regret. that is a power I suppose.

>>5213442

uh, im like kinda out the closet. maybe 15-20 people know.

there were only 3 gay guys in my school - one was really not my type, one bullied groped and harassed me for a few years and I went on one date with the last one before getting scared and not talking to him again.

maybe ill try grindr, perhaps if i get laid i can calm down a little. man.

>>5213455
There are like six people who graduated with me or a year before or after me who are now out of the closet. It's really weird how many gays came from my tiny school of a couple hundred people. And none of us were out in high school.

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>>5213426
Celebrity Shipping

Gerard Butler + Andrew Lincoln (Andrew Clutterbuck)

>>5213455
>one bullied groped and harassed me for a few years

hot

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND/FIANCE/HUSBAND CHEATED ON YOU WOULD YOU STILL BE WITH HIM?

>>5213474
nope

>>5213469

he was short, fat, and ugly

so not really

>>5213474
No, I have to put my full trust into someone to actually be with them, and if they break that trust I'd turn into one of those crazy bitches you hear about on the news that cut their husbands dick off and put it in the garbage disposer.

>>5213474

Three strikes and you're out for me.

>>5213455
don't just sleep with a guy unless you're ready for it (getting scared doesn't sound ready desu)
but like
you shouldn't really expect yourself to have a lot of experience at your age if there's only 3 gay guys in your school
give yourself a break

>>5213474
no

>>5213474
Nah, if they cheat once, they're weak and will cheat again.

>>5213479
THREE isn't that a little too much

Two I can understand, but 3 is way too much


Once maybe, two hell no, 3 or more that's just being naive

>>5213313
yh fair one
same basically except there is this one lad ive been seeing for a few months now. but hes well into me tho and im not that into him so i am probably going to have to stop fucking him soon. maybe.
>>5213394
supahotfirevsbbone.gif

>>5213480
>don't just sleep with a guy unless you're ready for it

out of interest, why not? i can always just apologise, say im not feeling it, and show them the door.

>>5213485
Just come to the US and I'll dick you up real good.
Treat u right bby

>>5213474

notice how Circe doesn't answer, lol

>>5213485
you're such a player fiddy. you'll break so many hearts in your life.

>>5213487
well nobody likes having their time wasted
but i meant don't sleep with a stranger if you think you'll regret it after

new thread:
>>5213511
>>5213511
>>5213511

>>5213510
I've never slept with anyone in the same bed, except the one time we were at a party and this lipstick lesbian wanted to crash into my room. and I got super hard for maybe forever, what a confusing movement that was.

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>>5216582
>>5216582
>>5216582
>>5216582