Gay General: Late Nite Bunnies Edition

>tfw looking at hot straight guys on Instagram

Still at work. Another hour in fact.

>>5210984
Not sure. It's 20 to 1AM, so I probably should. If I can even get to sleep...I'm freaking out about a job interview Thursday.

>>5210990
Are you ogling, or are you going to try and convert one?

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>>5210984
It's only 6:30 PM here.

>>5210990
:[

>>5210994

Still?

What's the position?

If it's not wrong to ask, does anyone happen to have the infographic that shows the faces of the tripfags here? I saw it at one point, and have been trying to find it since.

>>5211004
Just entry level software engineer...but it's my first interview for a post-college job.

I've been managing to distract myself from the thought of it but every now and then I remember and a wave of panic washes over me. It's great fun.

>>5210984
Because i live in europe and its 8:45 am right now

>>5210984
>>5210994

Oh and I took a quick nap around 7PM earlier so I'm sure that isn't helping...

>>5211009

I'm intensely curious about this one.

>>5211010

You'll do fine.

Just don't spaghetti all over yourself.

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post yfw makis ass

>>5211019
I coudlve sworn someone posted it at some point. It was a simple infographic, with faces and their corresponding tripag.

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>>5211024

>>5211022
Ugh, I'm a total sperg when I get nervous. My roommate is awesome and is doing mock interviews with me tomorrow. That bastard has a job at Google waiting for him.

>>5211026

Oh. Sludge told me there was one floating around with creepy tier stats on everyone, including guesstimated height and weight if not explicitly said

>>5211028

I thought google didn't hire kids fresh out of college.

Interviewing is a skill, like anything else. Practice to get good, or at least less bad, at it.

>>5211032
They certainly do. But he had an internship there last summer anyway.

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>>5211024
>tfw going to start bulking next monday or so

Was going to anyway but I need to get bigger.

I'm straight male, but I like staying up and reading random boards on 4chan, some of them are funny. Plus busty women are hot.

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>tfw have only come out to one friend at uni so far

How far out are you /gaygen/?

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>>5211047

This is always how it starts. Welcome home

>>5211049
Out to all my friends here at college.

>>5211049

All my frie... oh, wait, I don't have any.

>>5211049
I literally have no friends to come out to. If someone asked, I'd tell them.
I came out to a couple of friends in high school who I don't contact anymore, but have never really denied anything to anybody.

I just had seven vials of blood taken. I had to fast since midnight as well. Feeling woozy.

>>5211067
>tfw no woozy bf to sweep off his feet

>>5211071
Make me some soup and buy me some aronia juice and you can be my bf

>>5211049

told a guy who i know is a gossip yesterday

im hoping he'll spread the word for me

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>>5211075
Ramen noodles and apple juice coming right up.

>>5211049
Narnia.

I hate every single new tripfag
Especially the ones that came from /mtfg/

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>>5211094

define new

>>5211098
Booger
Circe
Maki

Working, trapped in this cube

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>>5211099
>>5211094
das coo


>tfw have been a shitposter on 15 generals over
the years
>that awkward limbo of looing for a new general
>mtfg got banned from
>gaygen is alright
>animal crossing gen is dead
>super smash is too autistic for me
>jrpg is dead
>djt is too slow and I am perma banned from there for being 1/2 avatarfags that shitpost
>I shitpost INSANELY spamming the thread even though its a quiet thread in djt
>have made an autistic name for myself in about fifteen generals using different characters
>llsifg also hates my guts

This just in on the adventures of maki

>>5211111
And I got quints doing it

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>>5211111
I'd ban you so fucking hard, Myakki.
I wanna shitpost in JRPG w/ you tbqfh.

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>>5211130
You have such a nice ass that I want to plow tbqh...
I want to lay in bed with you bullying and shitposting tbqh
You make me hard

>>5211119
the absolute madman

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>>5211136
Too bad your little dickie couldn't even reach my prostate tbrqfbh. I guess seeing your exasperated expression while I bully you would be enough for me lmao.
I really wanna stick some bell peppers in your pooper 3bh.

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>>5211141
It reaches your prostate bully. You know you'd get hard when im plowing you and reaching around to jerk your 1.5maki. You always picking on the fuzzy strong men. Do you need your bp fuggedc that badly?

You're not sticking a single thing in my ass gaywod

Why'd you post your picture? To get me harder?

>>5211141
Is that you?

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>>5211148
>1.5maki
1.625, fucking weeb.
Fuzzy men are the most fun to bully, but you're definitely not stronk, maqui. You're a weak little kitty boi, yeah? You're gonna lap up my cummies, yeah?
Always letting me stick fruit and vegetables up your shitpit LMFMAO.

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Ah so

>>5211158
>Always letting me stick fruit and vegetables up your shitpit

Its like that drawer in the bottom of the fridge in there.

>>5211158
Im not letting you do anything you faggot. You do get me really hard though tbqh...i want to put some cummie in your tummy tbqh

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>>5211163
It's called a crisper, you taconigger.

>>5211178
Good thing your impotent cummies can't get me buttpregant tbqh. Wouldn't want to raise a child cursed with your dick genetics 2brh.
You can sit on my face tho. And beat me up as much as you want, cutie.

>>5211192
I want to sit on your face while rubbinf your chest tbqh while I stare at your hard cock and watch the precum drip out tbqh. I want you to try to fight back but you're too small and pathetic to so you just give up. Just like how you gave up at life tbqh

Why do you hate mexi?

>>5211192

zombii
pls teach me how to be an alpha bully bottom

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But really though, who wants to slap some cat ears and a tail on me then fuck me till i cry. If i dont sink to a lower level of degeneracy soon i may start to feel real emotions again.

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>>5211199
My chest is pretty small and bony desu. Still probably bigger than yours, even with your fat pecs. Can you post a picture squeezing your fuzzy titties together? Would make a nice desktop background 4bh. Bet they're even more sensitive than that little boiclit of yours.
>Why do you hate mexi?
Coloured folk scare me tbbh, especially ones who molest young boys and know their way around a bad neighborhood.

>>5211201
I'm not a Zombii, and I'm only a bottom for Maki.

>>5211049
I told a few people in highschool.
Like 10 at most.
And the majority of them know I'll seriously consider assassination if they told someone and I find out.

>>5211049
I'm all the way out.

>>5211210
Your chest looks good, like a combination between soft features and muscular.

>>5211210
Maybe I will tomorrow. Maybe im laying in bed right now masturbating zombii. Ill show you if you're nice to mexi for two days ;)
Ill even put your name on them if you want

>>5211141
>>5211210
I like that emo hairstyle. Also that nose, lips and Philtrum.
hnnnggg

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>>5211223
Stay away that's my butt

>>5211227
he posted his butt too?

>>5211229
Not bare like mine but his is like a 9outof 10
Stay away though Hes mine

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>>5211217
I'm using my hands like a push up bra, it's pretty flat. I'm going to work on it over Christmas though, just to impress Maki-kun!

>>5211223
My hair isn't usually like that, just when I post here to remain mysterious.

>>5211227
;]

>>5211246
Oh you're eating disorder anon, keep working on that weight babe. You don't have to get huge, but a little extra wouldn't hurt.

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>>5211246
Your body looks great senpai you don't need to do anything more to impress me besides maybe shutting your mouth every once in a while.

Btw ive claimed you whore you're mine tbqh

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Good night everyone

>>5211049
I'm not and will likely never be.

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pls can someone teach me how to be flirty and fun?

im so jealous of maki + zombii's banter

>the whole "I wanna be with you but not with with you" talk

epikkk

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>>5211271
Just be yourself, you fucking toadnigger.

>>5211271
Try to speak using your eyebrows

>>5211271
You can't even do it without having time to think over the internet?

baka desu senpai

>>5211246
thank you btw, now I know the word Philtrum. I like that bodypart on boys.

>>5211281
>>5211277

im naturally quiet + shy tho

>>5211286
I'd rape a naturally quiet and shy boy tbqh.

>>5211286
So be quiet and shy.

>>5211286
>tfw no quiet + shy bf
I want to violate you and cuddle with you afterwards.

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Good morning gaygen

>>5211294
Oh shit not you again

>>5211296
What?

does anyone else find it weird
how when u take a selfie the angle matters so much in ur head
but when u look at other ppl it barely makes a difference

>>5211303
its because we ugly

>>5211305
yeah but even ugly people
they just look the same whatever angle
i feel like 3 different people depending on the angle

>>5211271
I here for you anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCUsCyjKh8

>>5211309
that means you are ugly, but you are able to hide that from a good angle

just take a picture of your side face, senpai you will probably be an ugly fuck

>>5211309
ignore the troll. i completely agree with this. it's weird indeed.

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>>5209546
>>5209535

>>5211303
Almost everyone's self conscious about their looks, you're probably better looking than you think.
I don't really think I'm attractive and still get surprised when people irl crush on me. Too bad they're usually girls.

>>5211322
Aww, and yeah, it's pretty much just being self conscious.

>>5211297
just joking man.
Don't take it so personal man.
No need to be so offended.

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Bump.

>>5211309
Yeah same, I wonder which angle people see all the time...

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Will they ever find the cure for gayness lads?

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Trawling through school records to find out who blew another pupil in the rowers changing rooms so i know whos gay + slutty enough to be FWBs with me- good idea, or GREAT idea?

>>5211415
Only for the knowing who is gay part.
The rest of your idea needs more work.

>>5211415
Why dont you ask around, the other pupils might know.

>>5211314
>tfw no beefy powerbottom jupp bf

>>5211441

i know that he took Spanish A-level in 2015, and was in the 2nd set

so i figure ill look through the class list and see if any of the names jump out as being especially gay or something

i dont wanna ask around b/c i might accidentally ask him, or invade his privacy by spreading the story around. im the only one who knows it happened i think.

>>5211435

yeah, maybe its wishful thinking.

but damn do i need to get laid asap

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>tfw just want to dress like a slutty girl and tease + embarrass my str8 friends by 'accidentally' bending over in front of them or otherwise 'accidentally' acting in an overtly sexual way until they can no longer restrain themselves and make me suck all of their cocks and take turns fucking me
why cant my sexual fantasies be more realistic or like more just..normal

>>5211455
Because you're a bleeding heart attention whore desperate for some rubbin

>>5211448
>maybe its wishful thinking.
No it's just not complete.
Because what if you found out who it is?
"hey you're gay right?"
"what makes you think that?"
"I saw you suck another guy off in the changing rooms"
That conversation is gonna be awkward as fuck.
Find out who it is, but then plan how you're actually gonna approach him.

>>5211455
5652 plsss

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>>5211447
>bottom

>>5211474
>implying you're not a masc 4 masc power bottom

pls

>>5210984
It's morning now

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>>5211049
I came out to my mom, does that count?

>>5211511
Coming out to your parents is hard Anon.

>>5211049
>How far out are you /gaygen/?
as out as you can be, I think.

I mean, the part of the family I interact with knows, including grandmas.

all my friends know, and some of my classmates have noticed.

If someone asks I tell them the truth

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>>5211527
Nah she's the nicest person I know. Only person that didn't try to backstab me over the years.

>>5211049

have told about 12 friends

not family tho

>>5211566
>tfw some kids I teach in an extracurricular thing asked
I was straight forward with them and said I was gay. Don't want them to think it's something to ashamed of.

Be trollin some "definitely not from /pol/" dude.

>>5211582
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BELIEVE ME ALREADY PLEASE IM NOT FROM POL

fuckin fuming over here lads I can't for the life of me find a cute husky bf thats into me

JUST KILL ME NOW

>>5211602
we'll never make it, bro.
none os us will.

>>5211602

what does husky mean?

Mornin' lads. Bifag here.

Recently been researching my first dildo purchase as parents will be out of the house for a week enabling me to order some online (tried to go to a sex shop IRL but chickened out).

One issue I have is I think it's a fucking great idea when I'm horny and scope out a purchase of like $350 worth of dildos and shit and then I cum and thick fuck that's dumb I don't want any dildos.

I think I will do it desu. I've been doing some research, essentially i'm going to buy 3 dildos, all realistic (balls and suction cup form), 2 black and 1 brown. It's important to me that they be as realistic as possible so I'm buying ones that have the head coloured a little different as real black cocks actually do.

I've got an 11 inch black one, a thick 8 inch brown one and a thin-ish 8 inch black one. You think that will do me? I'm fucking amazed at how girthy all these fuckin dildos are...ones labelled 'thin girth' have 6.5 inch girth!

>>5211618
idk desu its just the word people use to describe guys that have a heavier set build

>>5211455
this is my fantasy too '_'

>>5211622
>Bi
>Not an exclusive top

you're pretty much worthless

>>5211628
I'm an exclusive bottom (with men).

Pretty dominant with girls though.

>>5211622
this desu >>5211628

ignore bifag posts

>>5211630
please stick to being a breeder
your existence bothers me

>>5211633
Fuck my boipussy daddy.

>>5211622

What buttstuff experience do you have?

>>5211622
>bifag
>gay general
Would someone please show this confused and obviously lost gentleman the door?
And not the backdoor.

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>>5211637
I've fucked my ass with my fingers and a bat that came with a friend's old nintendo wii console for playing virtual baseball.

I can actually take a lot once I get going. I'm just frustrated that I don't really have anything genuinely fun. I don't enjoy fucking my ass using my arms, I need a suction cup dildo so I can do it the correct way - with my hips.

>>5211641
desu senpai

>cute friend
>incredibly sweet, friendly, smart, sensitive
>treats me so well
>i'll never be with him bc he's straight

why live

Hi, gays.

>>5211645

I live so that straight boys may die dead.

>>5211645

Because you've got great friends without having to endure the societal pressures of a relationship and the associated 'meaning' of it all?

>>5211643
So you guys really wouldn't fuck the girl in this picture, huh?

>>5211654
>i'm an immature asshole who cannot comprehend how people are not attracted to the things i am

no, i wouldn't.

>>5211654

no, she looks weird and has ugly female fat deposits

>>5211643

why do you need 3? why not just have 1 good one?

>>5211654
This is why gay people don't want to fuck you.

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>>5211664
Because variety is the spice of life. And for redundancy purposes (not every dildo I order will necessarily fit my purposes or be quality).

I'd essentially like a long one that I can experiment with depth with, and a shorter (8 inch or so) thicker one for most uses. I'm just getting another one because hey, I can.

>>5211645
;_;

>>5211673
>shorter one
>8 inches
yeah, have you ever head anything beside a finger up your ass before...

>>5211654
id fuck if her she had a cock
and a mastectomy

>>5211682
Yeah. I already said above. I've taken something with about 8 inches of girth about 9 inches up inside me before.

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>>5211643
>>5211654
>>5211673
Thank you for making me see the light

I have become straight due to these pictures. I'm no longer interested in men.

desu senpai

>>5211029
nah there's like a google doc w/ stats n shit apparently
there's always been face charts since the dawn of time

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>>5211645
>I like that shirt you're wearing, anon. It looks good on you.
>t-thanks

>Oh, so you passed all your exams? Congratulations! I'm proud of you.
>t-thanks

>Happy birthday, anon! What? Your present? Here it is *hugs me tightly*
>t-t-t-thanks

My straight friend & Me, a story of not really love but fuck I wish it was love

>>5211662
>I can't handle a little good-natured trolling

>>5211671
I'm straight lol

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>>5211689
There's nothing better than young blonde girls.

Except big black cock.

>>5211698

Hello, fellow straight man.

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>>5211698
Your kind is not welcome here.

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>>5211698

>>5211700
bitch looks like shes storing a winter feed in her cheeks

>>5211709
>>5211712

Whoah, now, Wilbur. Cool your jets.

Me and my brosephine aren't asking for trouble, we just want to make friends. Now if you can't handle that then maybe you, sir, are the table.

>>5211717
She'd look prettier with cum all over her face.

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>>5211701
Indeed, hello.

>>5211720
I don't give a fuck just get out.

>>5211720
Oh shit I thought we were looking for trouble, my bad dude.

>>5211725
she would look like a rodent cross human with cum all over her face

>>5211726

That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it!

>>5211726
Gayness Lv 7: Achieved

>>5211728

It's ok, everyone gets these urges now and then.

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>>5211733
Awww.

>>5211693
You should initiate the hug with him.. ;)

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itt: gay men pretend to be straight

awww

>>5211744
Hmm... that would probably require me to overcome my social clumsiness, which hasn't never really worked out well in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjZwz3yxS9I

>>5211780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIH8zj67kZw

>>5211800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f65e95M_NLc

>>5211811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlFjf1pWk2c

>>5211816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZg-1MAqQGA

>>5211820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCIaj-oLi28

>>5211830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_HlPboLRL8

>>5211833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETCnS4Lj9Y4

>>5211726
I was Bi.

I'm no longer Bi thanks to you.

>>5211843
Oh dear, that was the last thing I wanted to do. :(

>>5211837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIwwLjleiUs

>>5211851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VwjiZmE_jA

>>5211860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiToHBU9guQ

>>5211780
>>5211800
>>5211811
>>5211816
>>5211820
>>5211830
>>5211833
>>5211837
>>5211851
>>5211860
>>5211868
Stop

>>5211868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl8iYAo90pE

>>5211873
why though

>>5211878
No one cares about your shitty music.

>>5211878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3s8dVXLjcs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhN5yv8lvdc

For you homos because you probably don't really care about music anyway.

>>5211883
>>5211888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-BgzWT9gJE

>>5211889
ew
get out of here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lISy9GPPp4

>>5211889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hEYqIOfrU

>>5211889

I like music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuA2rKQp5o

>>5211902
>>5211896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0

>>5211900
>>5211902
>>5211904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3enAoLk3U8

>>5211906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E2tS_7j8y4

>>5211910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcXg_p-Yj18

>>5211915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbq4G1TjKYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>5211917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ipCKIxdHTs

>>5211924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiuk0z8dzXo

>>5211930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM9FjL9wYxQ

>>5211939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gB4iD6H7XI

>>5211965

>indie current

So, 2006?
Haw haw.

>>5211970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTN_VN1IZFk

>>5211965
>>5211975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yQgciCLaWU

>>5211981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY8JKPbnslo

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just talked to a guy in class

he does 5 hours of academic work for fun each night, and never plays vidya or wastes time on the internet
i cant fucking compete with this shit

how the fuck am i supposed to get into a good university if these are my peers??

>>5212003
sounds like a fuckin nerd

>wake up
>post on various chans, /soc/ threads, meetup threads, etc
>lurk 4chan and watch TV all day
>go to bed
>repeat

this has been my life for the last year

still no bf

>>5211992
(fucking yes - great taste)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4wyW2OgDk

>>5212009

yeah but IM a fuckin nerd too, i just waste time texting and gaming and shit.

Like, if im going to be a nerd i should at least commit and be a GOOD nerd, right?

1/3 of my year at school went to Oxbridge for uni - i cant keep up with these maniacs, theyre all geniuses. chrisy alivr.

>>5212011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VliDz0rGdlg

>>5212003

sabotage him or suck his dick and make him yearn for you

>>5212003

>how the fuck am i supposed to get into a good university if these are my peers??

so he's in high school doing 5 hours of work each night? kek is he fucking retarded? you'd have to be, to need that much work to get good grades

>>5212029

He enjoys it. like, memorising equations and practicing maths is what he does for FUN.

whereas i have to force myself to do any work at all

this guy is guaranteed his 6 A*s and a cushy place at Oxford, while im scrambling to keep afloat

>>5212026

oh yeah and also hes really cute and thats why i was talking to him

maybe if i bf him he will teach me physics?

I've been in a constant state of anxiety ever since I started talking to a guy on grindr. We've been exchanging pics and are really into each other. The only problem is, I'm basically 2 years into being a NEET and have 0 friends and no social skills. I live with family and don't really leave the house unless to go shopping or for medical reasons(dental mostly). I'm obese and I believe it to be a large(kek) part of my social isolation, but he seems like the chaser-type and he really likes my body, so there's some conflicting emotions I'm having about that.

I want to start moving onto being a little more independent so I'm most likely going to start working part-time within a week. But even if I am getting out of the house and gaining income, how do I overcome my other problems? I'm working on my weight by dieting and exercising, I'm even considering joining a gym so I can ease my social anxiety at the same time. Idk... things have been stagnant for almost three years now and all this change is scaring me. I have the choice of taking some college classes instead of working, which would put me into an environment where I could possibly make friends with people my age, but I wouldn't be getting an income and my parents would be paying for it. I'm not sure what to do, and I'm desperate.

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Sup bromosexuals how are you little sexual deviants doing today?

I got the day off from work, since the company takes remembrance day off.

>>5212056

Remembrance was good. I played the Last Post for my street.

When you want to draw more gaygen faces but you gotta do work art instead
The life of a freelancer.

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Did you father teach you how to shave as a kid? How involved was your father in your younger years?

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>tfw I just had an orgasm without ejaculating
What the fuck?

>>5212072
that happened to me once
dry orgasms are :/

>>5212071
no, he wasn't

>>5212072

that may be a sign you contracted hiv

3 hiv+ friends of mind said it became way easy for them to have orgasms without touching themselves due to how their autoimmune disorder works.

Might want to get tested.

>>5212071
i asked him when i started getting facial hair bc i thought that was just like..how everyone learnt
he said and i quote 'argh just fucking google it im busy'
which is fair enough t b h

>>5212071
I didn't start shaving until high school, but yeah

>>5212071

He did it once, when I was like 13 or 14. Honestly, my facial hair is so minimal even today that there's not a lot to teach.

Also he was a single parent so he was pretty involved, yeah.

>>5212108

Wow what a late bloomer

>>5212093
Thing is I remain just as horny, it's like I didn't even had an orgasm. I've heard of some guys that can have 10+ sequential orgasm because they're good at this.

>>5212103
I'm stull virgin you dummy.

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Hit 245lbs for bench reps today after a few months of plateauing. Aww yiss.

>>5212062
That's good of you bud.

>>5212029
Sup kohai, have you found your future husband yet?

>>5212139
>245lbs
That's about what I leg press, you absolute beast.

>>5212128

Have you considered that you may be a prepubescent child?

>>5212072
cumming without orgasming is weirder

>>5212146

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
Wow, he's got everything!

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>>5212146
You'll be doing 245lbs as a warmup someday anon

>>5212149
At the age of 20? Kek it's just how male orgasm/ejaculation works. You can have an orgasm without ejaculating, you'll get the pleasure of it but will remain hard and horny. You can also ejaculate without an orgasm, but then you don't get much fun out of it.

If you are good enough at drygasms you can have multiple orgasms and go from one to the other with little time between them. But that's pretty hard.

>>5212071

I don't remember.
He was mostly just someone I liked when I was younger.
As I grew older, I also grew to dislike how angry he always seemed and how mean he was sometimes to me an my sisters while still turning around always claiming how much he loved us all.
When I was in the latter half of my prepubesence and up until about 15, we went riding dirtbikes togeths in fields or forests or tracks. I liked that a lot.
He taught me how to code a little, too, and for awhile he tried to get me into weight lifting.
He also got me listening to Carlos Santana and Rush.

>>5212072

Do that every time I have sex although I think that's expected for me..
..
.. your balls aren't tiny and round, are they?

>>5212167

Are you sure you're 20?
Maybe your fucking parents are lying.

>>5212160
Some day... Some day...

>>5212154
I'm on my way out now actually.

>>5212146

>tfw squat is only 210lbs

k i l l m e

>>5212173

Good.
We don't take easily to your kind around these parts.

>>5212168
>we went riding dirtbikes together in fields or forests or tracks. I liked that a lot.
> for awhile he tried to get me into weight lifting.


I hope he's disowned you now for how you've turned out. If I was your father I would.

>>5212173

Ciao, writer-anon~

>>5212072

happened to me twice
my psychologist says it was due to being sexually abused as a child and not having control over my body
so certain memories can cause it to happen

>>5212175
Mine is currently only around 120lbs. Back isn't strong enough for more yet.

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>>5212038

Seduce him and absorb his nerdness through your butthole

>>5212139

I find a new future husband every day

there's this cute nerdy girl in my classroom who is always reading/studying and doesn't talk to a lot of people
she's so friendly to me
i wish i could be attracted to her. really do. ;-;

>>5212179

He did for awhile but he's happier with his life now in general and told me he's proud of my work and how I managed to find someone to love.
After I finish working on Grid Master/it comes out officially, I'm gonna try to surprise him with it, he's always been a fan of fighting games.

Anyways, yeah whatever. That's some bitter bullying, anon.
If your dad/mom don't like you, I hope that changes.

>>5212193

Fuuuuuuck, those fat padded beast abs
Favorite form of man belly.

>>5212197

You could always just pretend and fuck her to be nice.

>>5212193
Aww, kohai. You'll find your bottom senpai.

>>5212199
I might try.

Not to be nice tho, cause I don't know if she's attracted to me. I'll ask her out I think.

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remembrance day is depressing af

>>5212198

Your dad raised you to be a man and just look at how you turned out...

>claims to make a living doing freelancing (which means you're basically homeless and living in poverty)
>looks like a homeless woman
>wears stupid lip piercing (you'll never get a real job with it)
>lives in a disgusting looking unclean apartment
>constantly seeks attention from others


Hopefully your BF actually works.

>>5212219

Talking about what's actually bothering you will feel better in the long run, anon.

>>5212038
Statistically speaking, since so many people with perfect scores and good extracurriculars apply to top tier schools, its basically a crap shoot who gets in.

Unless you are the offspring of some important family related to the school, you're not guaranteed admission to anywhere.

>>5212225

Anon has a point, you need to turn your life around. He just wants the best for you, Circe.

Why are homeless/uneducated/losers attracted to /gaygen/?

>Wiz
>SilentProtagonist
>Circe
>SludgePuppy


Is Senpai the only college-educated person here who actually has a decent job? Where are the decent guys here?

>>5212236
I go to Law School

>>5212139
>Hit 245lbs for bench reps today after a few months of plateauing. Aww yiss.

Poast chest/arms so I can be mirin

>>5212236

It's 4Chan, and Senpai probably lives out of a van and eats only Krispy Kreme stuff.

>>5212238

Good, make us proud.

>>5212240

Oh, God, can't you do this shit on /fit/ or something?

>>5212236
circe does art for video games or something i think
thats alright
ur prob one of those only-stem-degrees-are-worthwhile morons tho

>>5212247

Yeah you're right, wanting to admire men's bodies isn't on topic for gaygen.

>>5212254

I liked you, but now I'm starting to wonder.

>>5212236

>decent job

it's just part time lol

>>5212258

I'm glad you've come to your senses.

>>5212260

5652 is another loser. He dropped out of college and then dropped out of becoming a recording engineer. Total fuckup.

People just rather spend all day on their computer and not do actual work to make a living.

How long are you going to try to live off your parents for /gaygen/?

>>5212236
but i work full time

>>5212266

Yes, but stockboys are never going to make enough to live on their own unless they get roommates.

You need to find a better job.

Got a warning for posting my hairy stinky body in the thread yesterday.

'Hook up, rate me or camwhore threads belong on /soc/"

Homophobia, obviouly senpai, 2015, sieg.

>>5212265
And you keep track of people's lives on an anonymous gay thread.

You're clearly a lot better.

>>5212265

Wow, that figures.

I always get a basement-dwelling tosser vibe off of him. Now I know why. Sad stuff, sad stuff.

>>5212270
i don't do stock
apparently i make more than the stock boys, which i find really surprising b/c i'm not making anything fantastic

>>5212273

I just have a good memory. Being a detective it's necessary.

>>5212276

All I wanted to do wanted to do was edge someone into feeling more connected with themselves, just a touch
I feel like I punched a tantruming child in the face.

>>5212262

$17/hr part time job is better than a $8-10/hr full-time job most do in the states.

>>5212272

Post it on imgur then p-pls

>>5212283
what

>>5212285

>17/hr

that was over a year ago, it's more now and a different job with a different employer

:3c

>>5212276

but your job has no future

>>5212283

this isn't about you, you're just part of the problem

Cut your hair, work out, stop being a irresponsible unemployed freelancer on the verge of homelessness.

>>5212298
my boss (and her boss) keep making references to me taking her job b/c she's getting old enough to retire
but i think i'll quit before it comes to that
i was up for management at my last job and quit too, that just seems so gross to me

>go to doc after trial of lexapro
>going well
>"oh and you're past the black box warning time period, so that's good"
>ask what that is, it sounds ominous
>"your previous doctor didn't tell you?"
>she explains that lexapro has a three week period during which adolescents and young people are more prone to suicide and suicidal ideation
>wtf
Really? That old fuck didn't tell me about that?

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Is it wrong that I think he was a qt?

>>5212291

The person complaining about jobs and gaygen being losers.
I used to see this pattern of behavior all the time in other generals.
Someone tries to be nice to a toxic person and then they throw a fit.

>>5212307

But think of all the cute collars and harnesses you could afford if you were management

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i want a bf with cute arms

>>5212286
>>>1255458

>>5212311
that's shitty of him to not explain it to you
i'm pretty sure all ssri's are black box

>>5212318
*vomits uncontrollably*

>>5212319
>tfw good pump yesterday
god i feel like an addict

>>5212314
cute for a girl

>>5212321
Ah, guess you can't link to /hm/ on here?

>>5212315
I don't see the problem, I might be the biggest loser in gg, don't have a job or any education. It doesn't hurt, it's just the truth.

>>5212329

You gotta add the board before the post number
Or it links to that number, except on this board.
Which I assume doesn't exist anymore being, like, 1/4th as big.

>>5212314
When I grow out my beard people call me Varg.

>>5212325

>not liking cute things

shit taste desu

>good pump

incoming roidpuppy

>>5212319

>tiny hairless arms

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>>5212315

People have always complained about losers on /gaygen/, including myself.

As for you..
>It was this image that made me realize you were disgusting.

Using a rusty/greasy/unclean pan to cook your meals on for friends is abhorrent.

I don't even want to know what type of bacteria or fecal matter is on that pan that you cook food on and eat.

>>5212341
i like cute things
i sure don't want to be in management barf

>>5212260
yh well i never liked you
>>5212265
lol u have literally no clue
stop acting like you know me

>>5212314

pipi longstocking realness

>>5212278

Lets unpack that one anon. By detective do you mean:

- detective in a police department
- beat cop with aspirations
- PI
- you investigate disability claimants for insurance companies

>>5212341
we just have different tastes senpai :)

you like ugly fat bears in their 40s
i like cute, fit guys in their 20s

>>5212352

Insiders have told me many things.
You should really stop being lazy and do something with your life.
Even Swede can manage to get an education while being a total repulsive slut when he wants.
Rugby is in college, Hitler also has a job.

Why don't you work or get an education for yourself?

>>5212358

I do a number of tasks.. mostly dealing with cyber detective work & background checks, as well as monitoring servers for hacker attempts, etc.

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>>5212343

Have I given breath to a demon
Eyeless beyonds, preserve me

>>5212283

Not everything is directly related to you, circe.

Some people are just assholes, or more often come to 4chan to blow off steam because their lives are kinda shitty, but they can tell themselves at least not as shitty as whoever they're trying to pick on.

I used to do that, like 9 years ago, as anon.

>>5212379

How many roaches have you killed in your apartment?

>>5212378

Underemployed data entry/customer service drone trying to make himself sound cool detected.

Its cool anon, I would be angry and lashing out if I worked at a call center too

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>>5212360

Nah you like children and I like men :^)

>>5212387
lol
I work on a military base.

>>5212397

That's so fucking precious. <3
Is that from that set of kids-and-now family pictures thing?

>>5212325
It *is* black box

>>5212399

That's even more soul crushing than a call center. I'm sorry anon.

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Can't those endless discussions about what is attractive and what is not finally end?
It's always revolting old people vs hideous dick girls.

Seriously stop right now.

>>5212397
?

>>5212411

It's just bantz lad

If you can't take the cheekiness stay out of the Nandos

>>5212411
start us off on a better topic then senpai

>>5212405
i *know*
i'm saying that's par for the course with antidepressants

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>>5212414
Lemme hold your hand, anon.

>>5212407

I don't think a deadbeat father who pretends to have custody of his daughter and whose illegal immigrant parents do more for his every-other weekend daughter than he ever did should have an opinion about anything really.

>am attracted to confident, sporty guys
>am too insecure and afraid to talk to anyone but skinny nerds

life is pain

>>5212425

Swing and a miss. Good try though - you are decent at that. Given what I have said, what my most obvious sensitive points are, I would have constructed something similar if I tried to do that.

How old are you? I only know one other person that good at trolling and he's my age. You're obviously practiced.

>>5212364
1 i work?
2 im deferring from university for a year while studying online
3 fuck off
+ swedes degree is going to be worthless if he even passes.

>>5212418
>Nandos
what the reference here?

>>5212352

I was joking, you sucked all along.

>>5212378

Ugh, cybersecurity. Tech anarchy now.

>>5212448
>he doesn't know about cheeky nandos

>>5212448

haveny you ever gotten off a plane and gone for a cheeky Nandos with the lads?

>>5212425

Btw guys this is a great example of how to try to really hurt someone with a troll. You take what you know for sure about them and do some thoughtful speculation - in this case, how custody stuff normally works in the usa and some political things I've said in passing - and try to poke at a sensitive point. Some risk that you'll be completely wrong is always present, but quite often you can get in an insanely personal dig if you're halfway intelligent and pay attention.

>>5212425

One criticism though, I'd have added in something about my drug addiction stuff. I mean you're going hard already. Why not see if shit talking me about that is effective?

>>5212451
>>5212460
I'm not into weirdo sex acts, ty very much.

>>5212461

oh yeah

one time i made rugby quit gaygen for like a week lel

>>5212470

next time you're in England i'll show you just how cheeky a Nandos can get bb xoxo

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Hello gaygen.

>>5212474

Hi.

>>5212474

are you going to watch the film when it comes out?

>>5212461
you smell bad, Mexi.
>am i doing it right?

>>5212474
>deadpool
>posting spidey
i ship it

>>5212474
Hey bum driller, where have you been?

>>5212486

I'm butt devastated

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>>5212480
Hi.
>>5212483
Of course
>>5212487
Ship me like a fedex box~
>>5212492
School :3

>>5212436

But all I say is a true.

You're an ex-drug addict.
Your daughter was born while you were still addicted to drugs.
You told her mother you were in love with her. You were even engaged/married to her.
Now you suddenly turn out to be a gay fem bottom with a chip on your back against strong straight women.
You can't even manage to hold a job to get full custody of your daughter.