Mtfg rice fields edition

>tfw not spanking elanna rn

1st for butts!

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>>5210437
what's your degree then??

>>5210439
>>5210407
omg cute, I love snakes

I used to have one of these when I was a kid and it was just the cutest thing! I'd let him slither between my hands, and he tried to bite me a few times when he was little but he had unnoticeable teeth so he'd clench his jaw the hardest he could like the ferocious snake he thought he was and it just felt like a laundry clip, it was so adorable! >_<


>>5210408
bird mom a best

4th for coincidentally had rice for dinner

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Xth for snakes and not knowing how to deal with unintentional pet play

that feel when still not deceased

Elanna, come to america for 1 night and let me cuddle you <3

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Nicest trip? I vote elanna.

First for sleep deprived.

>>5210502
kit

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>>5210502
I vote for pink guy

>>5210495
>drawing by hand
>not using logisim

pleb

>>5210502

there are no nice trips. tripping itself is an act of aggression

>>5210502
no no, its me

>>5210509
It's in fact an act of violence.

>>5210489

>eating rice
>claiming to be TruTrans DST (tm) (DeepStealth Technology) with Anti-Clock breaks

sure

>>5210495
What is that diagram for?

>>5210492
does that mean u r riggs and I am murtaugh?
do we have to register u as a lethal weapon because its almost chrimbus and we gotta bust a drugg smuggling rink?

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>>5210500
>>5210485
>>5210494
>Paddlings
>Spankings
>Cuddles
From every direction how am I supposed to focus and make a decision. I'm so fucking confused and horny rn x////////x

>>5210502
Theres a lot of nice trips.
My vote goes to Kit though.

>>5210507
>logisim
>not for plebs
>>5210517
a one-digit digital number display

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>>5210514
No. Its an act of WAR.

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>>5210515
i never once claimed to have DST, i'm still on a waiting list for that

>>5210502
kirin

>>5210517
its charting all the men your mum had sex with during the year of your birth

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>>5210502
erin or shell

Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker

>>5210487
omg so cute! x.x

>>5210519
If you come cuddle me and let me spank you I'll make you fall for me and force you to move to 'murica. It's my master plan

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>ywn look nice (left)
>ywn look at least okay (right)
>ywn be comfortable as you are (centre)
fug

>>5210502
Circe?

>>5210519
shh shh
no words, just bend over and accept the option that requires no passport

>>5210487
Software engineering
>tfw 90% of the guys are neckbeards or foreigners who can't speak english
;~;

>>5210496
Wear your collar and fox stuff to work

>>5210525
Me on the left desu senpai

>>5210502
Definitely not me, and almost definitely kit

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>tfw even though ive hooked up with a ton of hot people I've never actually dated anyone and emotional connection is all I want
>tfw every time I try to get into the game something completely unforseeable fucks it up even when it seems like it's going well
Sorry for blogging
But
Goddammit
I just want to cuddle someone
Is that too much to ask

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I don't care what anyone thinks anymore, I'm a qt grill and will always be.
Pic sort of related.

>tfw want to bend kayla over and unseal her shit-portal

>>5210541
Are your standards just too high?

>>5210539
>>tfw 90% of the guys are neckbeards or foreigners who can't speak english
Iktf
I think there was only one guy during the whole degree that I actually found attractive.

>>5210531
Nah Im a bitch tbhon.

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>>5210541
Cuddle me.

>>5210528
top kek

>>5210528
>its charting all the men your mum had sex with during the year of your birth
Four, in 31 combinations that result in 7 equivalencies?

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>>5210535
>>5210538
Umm, this may be an awkward question, but would you both be able to collaborate for a spitroast? I kinda wanna be spitroasted and spanked for being such a disgusting whore.

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Goddamnit I just gotta get this off my chest tmi.tmi I know but uggh

>get painful erection
>fap and climax
>still erect
>further fapping does nothing

I want off this ride now. just plain annoyed that I couldn't have been born with an average/small gt fuck cold shower time b4 vidya >,<

>>5210502
madison, kit or korra

>>5210539
That seems counter intuitive. Should I wear the tail plug too?
>>5210541
iktf, except I've not had many hook ups.

>>5210552
I'm game.

>>5210554
hugboxers who need to leave

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how long does it take for my big manly muscles to disappear
i haven't seen any changes in muscle definition yet

>>5210537
imagine being mtf and having to take photo w andreja

>>5210552
I kinda wanted it more fore the cuddles than the fucks

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>>5210541
you know- they, uh, have people that you can pay to cuddle with now

one of my friends apparently just got a job as one even

>>5210560
Don't you need them to overpower your victims though?

>>5210560
They go fast if you're dieting at the same time.

>>5210558
no, no, yes

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>>5210552
>I will never make elanna my dirty girl

I always thought I was ambivalent about having boobs but starting HRT has really driven home how fucking weird it feels to have a flat chest, it feels like part of my body has been cut off

>>5210542
I wish I had this level of confidence/self-delusion/whatever

>>5210569
Do we really need to erping? That's too creepy.

>>5210569
This image makes me miss being able to cum.

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>>5210565
thank you

>>5210561
Imagine stabbing yourself in the eyes with a steel skewer repeatedly, it's kind of the same effect

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>>5210562
Oh well fair enough, I like cuddles too ^^ A girl can dream though right? I have a humble dream, I just wanna be a slut ;_;

>>5210561
If somebody did my makeup and hair professionally, and made me an outfit, I think I could live through it.

>>5210577
I believe in you Elanna. One day you'll find your spitroast.

we should make like a cuddles meetup map or something

>>5210577
>>5210562
Why not cuddle spit roast?

>>5210583
every greentext of a meetup sounds horrible
>hons who cutepost irl
>boymode
>autism
>raep

>think I pass
>lifes pretty good
>"quit" mtfg cause graduating to IRL
>back in a week

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>>5210583
Tbhon.

>>5210589
Keep quitting until it sticks?

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>>5210583
I'd be down for it

>>5210589
Welcome back, pull up a chair, not everyone here is early transition.

>>5210585
How does one tenderly and/or lovingly spitroast? I kinda want to experiment and find out.

>>5210581
I believe in the you that believes in me ;~~;

>>5210602
Maybe the person in the back could bend over and hug you?

>>5210602
Bend over and hug person A around waist/hips, person B is behind you and bends over to hug you, like >>5210604

>>5210602
Its just that when I'm on here I feel bad that I'm not doing something else when I could be

Yay
I can start to move my eyebrows again

>>5210611
yay :)
hows the rest of your face for mobility?
manage to get any more stiches out

>>5210614
A little better. Still hurts when I yawn which stinks.

I'm gonna trip.

>>5210563
I'm not desperate or hideous
I look decent, and I have social skills
I just have terrible luck
Man, fuck being trans, it's the reason this is even an issue
Why can't I just be happy

>>5210617
slowly slowly, your skin and muscles will eventually stretch and all of the stitches will eventually come out and within a year you'll have full mobility again :)

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>>5210626

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>>5210547
>i often get told i look like a teenager despite being halfway to 25.
wowe youre 12.5?

>>5210548
>finally find a qt guy
>didnt go full time at the start of the semester so he's never gonna be interested

>>5210555
Well if you look like an animal he might start treating you like a person. Or he might be into bestiality

>>5210626
Don't do it anon, you have so much to live for.

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>>5210604
>>5210608
This sounds amazing and my life goal has been upgraded from spitroast to "loving spitroast".

>>5210610
iktf ;_;
My hobbies have kinda gone to shit since I started posting on 4chan again

>>5210549
Anon I don't know you

>>5210629
My main concern is getting my voice back. I still sound like a smoker

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>>5210630
I almost did, but I regained my balance.

I'm the girl from the last thread who said her friend's been acting like a dick to her, but he has trouble with IT, I'm too lazy to get the posts, but this was the last one posted in the thread, sadly we moved to this thread, so what do you girls think I should do?

>>5210513

>>5210634
>"loving spitroast"
I'm still game desu.

>>5210638
Go back to gaygen

tfw fortified wine

>>5210642
everyone told you to drop him cuz he sounds like a douche
so drop him
he sounds like a douche

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I just want a man to put my life in order.

Nobody else that is stuck with helplessness behavior?

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>tfw no cute loving transbian gf

>>5210642
>everyone says he's not a friend
>no you don't understand guys, it's worse than that
Are we supposed to change our minds?

>>5210652
No. You're supposed to get your own life in order so you will be attractive to others.

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>>5210634
now I wish I could be lovingly spitroasted

>>5210655
Erin goto sleep. You'll wake up sober and straight again.

>>5210652

please put your name on so i can filter you, you pathetic shit

>>5210637
ah :(
I'm sure it will be fine eventually its probably just all the crap in your throat from the surgery and the healing process affecting your sinus I'm betting

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>tfw you listen through a discography chronologically of an artist you like and you know it gets linearly less compelling with each album but you keep listening

>>5210642
this desu >>5210658

>>5210655
uhm excuse me but where did you get this image because it appears to be stolen

I wait for the one
to find me
and love me
and change me

but instead I sit alone
unchanged
unloved
unfound

some things are forever

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>talk to friend about nightmares
>he suggests a sleepover

>>5210666
That's what my doctor said. Because of the throat area still rather swollen, it will affect my voice still the swelling goes down more

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>>5210644
One day. We'll make it happen, ffs. I need to set up an indiegogo page.

>>5210661
;_____;
>tfw no dick stuffed in every hole

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>>5210681
>tfw

fuck now I need it what have you done to me

>>5210665
Why do you have to be so mean? Do you really think the erping and anime pictures are better?

>>5210658
>No. You're supposed to get your own life in order so you will be attractive to others.
But I'm too tired to fix it.
I want my prince, now.

>>5210701
>Do you really think the erping and anime pictures are better?

no, i dislike a lot of that too, but your brand of vapid, "i just want a man to do everything for me" bimbo fetishism is particularly egregious

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>mfw a cold shower saved the day wew now I'm cured of the lewd disease

I miss the djplug site...

>>5210709
Why does it make you angry?

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>>5210690
I'm sorry I just want to share my dream with the world ;___;

>download CYOA thing from play store
>includes 6 gender options
Fuck that, I'm here to escape
Cis female

>>5210713
me too I wanted to play christmas songs and hang out with everyone and drive you all insane with my love of christmas :(

>>5210628
I can have so much for fun as a femmy guy, and not have to always worry about being clocked, or social backlash of being trans

sometimes I thing love from the right guy/girl/it will help

>>5210709
but that's what all women want

>>5210717

what are the other two besides cis/trans male and female? agender? gq? tumblr?

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>halo 3
>vodka shots
>no classes tomorrow

What a night!

>>5210737
Why is it that I spam everywhere and never get banned but once you post they are on your dick instantly?

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>>5210731
Yeah, well I could only live as a femmy guy for like
eight years?
then the party ends and I off myself if I go that route

>>5210734
Cis male
Cis female
Trans male
Trans female
Person
Other

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Hey, girls. I made a list of ASMR based makeup tutorials for you MTFs.
I've tried to only include useful tutorials, rather than ones that start off
with a high level of makeup on already.
Pic unrelated.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ8jvf1ttsA
My favourite. Hair and makeup. Anime inspired, but would work as a casual look.
Faeri kitten ASMR, about 18 years old, white.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRSbcwgf4AA
How to shape eybrows only.
Psychetruth ASMR, mid 20s, white

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABPlTkf6Sg
Full makeup. Starts at the basics.
NeonIndeigirl, very young, like 13 at the most, white.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQiNV9z0KTU
Full makeup, good tutorial.
PositiveLight ASMR, about 20, white.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JHe8UOrYjw
Same grill, start to finish.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IT1qpXqNww
Full in-depth makeup tutorial, start to finish, Veteran ASMR producer.
Heather feather, late 20s, white.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-eVudycDPA
Full makeup tutorial.
Ayla ASMR, about 30 years old, white.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX1S8gEb--8
Full makeup tutorial, start to finish.
Whisper Ginger, about 20, white.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POUGxx2v80o
same grill as above. With roleplay accent (New York?).

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfyi7sW044
Another veteran ASMRer. Long, detailed start to finish makeup tutorial. Very good.
ASMRrequests, mid 20s, white.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWHAYhXlw2Q
Great tutorial, from the basics, clean face. Veteran.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtcbqP2x0to
Start to finish (even if she starts pretty anyway.) Very long and detailed advice.
Springbook ASMR, late 20s, white.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbL0fDtIzB0
Again, starts off pretty anyway, but still a start to finish tutorial.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lga3U5K829c
Water eye shadow tutorial.
The Most Gentle Sounds, 14, white.

>>5210752
>ASMR
reeeeee

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>>5210743
Yeahh nah don't do that. Ever. I almost drove myself to suicide laast week over depression and denial. Be yourself sis. Besides I think you're cute butblike youbsais have shit luck

>>5210752
which traditional laosian flipbook animation is that?

>>5210738

Why's everyone on /mtfg/ playing Halo 3? Is it 2007 again? Or is everyone just regressing?

>>5210752
Oh BTW I've included race and age, not because I'm a nazi, because I thought that could be relevant for makeup.

>>5210759
>butblike
>youbsais
w
huh?

>>5210763
korra is borderline illiterate and uses "sis" in the place of "hon" as if it isnt obviously hon-ish

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>>5210761
Estrogen makes you like poopy mainstream games from almost a decade ago.

>>5210761
I like halo? I wasnt aware other girls played it desu

>>5210763

Phone typing b is right above space bar

>but like
>you said

>>5210524
>>5210495
>intro to digital logic is remotely hard
pleb

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>tfw eating delicious fish

how is everyone??

>>5210769

Then I like oestrogen.

Reach has better gameplay though.

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>>5210768
>Hi I'm retarded and like to talk out of my ass: the post

Written by: (you)

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>>5210771
Ah, well thanks then
my issue though is that I have a really hard time taking a compliment, people say that I'm cute but in my own eyes I'm still fugly

>>5210782
Dysphoria is a hell of a wild ride. I have a few passing friends that say the same thing so its not unique to you. But it lessens a bit I'm told.

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>tfw your crush goes offline

>>5210761
halo 1-reach multiplayer is good though

>>5210743
If you just take care of yourself, I don't think you'll hit the wall that soon. I know gay guys that still have their looks pass 40 and successful af

>tfw you spent so much of your life w gender issues, and not killing it in work/career

>>5210778
calling them names doesn't mean they're wrong

>>5210774
Crap desu
>dizzy and got a fever
>stuck at uni
>can't go home and play fallout
>no bf

>>5210773
It's mostly tedious, and for some unfathomable reason I dislike using modeling programs for circuits

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>>5210760
Srsly I list all the vids and you want the anime?
I don't know I just stole it from /anime/

>>5210788
Well I'll hit the wall eventually and while I can *stand* living as an effeminate dude I'd rather live as something I actually want to be, and as I feel like I was meant to be.
I don't want to be a man, ever. And I can't stay as a "boy" forever.
I have potential now, I won't in the future.

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>>5210789
No them being wrong makes it so lol

>>5210787

Yeah, I'd like to check it out again, but that gamertag gatekeeping psycho-bitch, Peach won't let me.

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>>5210774
I'm making my dreams come true!!!

>>5210774
what kinda delicious fish

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>>5210801
except they're not
doh hoh hoh hoh, reality strikes again

>>5210778
Weak, though I expect nothing less from a beta male who types like a 6th grader and pretends to be a cartoon. I bet your mother feels so proud of her son when shes packing ham sammies in your superman lunchbox and calling you by your favorite cartoons name.

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>>5210813
Ok you win lol

>>5210817
I think if you're that obsessed about the unimportant details you'd make a p gud private eye m88. Although I'd recommend getting glasses. I can't imagine a private eye going ya know, blind. Hi boy would that be embarrassing. The one eye private eye haha. Althoufh that could be a neat gimmick I think

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>>5210803
does she still think this is some kind of joke?

>>5210811
nice la desu senpai

>>5210811
damn
lucky

>>5210813
This. "Sis" is as cringey and honish as "hon" desu its just not memed

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>>5210794
;~; that sucks jormy i hope you are feeling better soon

>>5210811
amggg elanna ._.;;

umm please be safe

>>5210812
delicious fresh cooked fish from the market. it's nice !

n_n

>>5210829
Pls go and stay gone.

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>>5210834
>delicious fresh cooked fish from the market. it's nice !
yum
I'm kinda really looking forward to my pizza on the 20th

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>>5210833
Relax sis you need to take a chill pill and not worry so muxh about what other ppl think ~ the world would be so boring if everyone was the same e.e

>>5210835
Uh. Hm. Lemme think about that for a sec and I'll get back 2 u m8.

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A boy wants to drink coffee with me
What do

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>>5210831
>>5210834
It's OK, I think he's joking and realizes that I'm joking. I think. .__.;

Oh and I'm really jelly of your fish kit, I want seafood ;_;

>>5210843
drink his coffee

>>5210843
Suck his dick.

>>5210843
Suck his w i e n e r

>>5210846
>Halo CE
1v1 hugeass, u n me?

>>5210843
Make polite conversation and enjoy each other's company!

>>5210846
Ayup although I'm a pleb with no taste. I only play for the story these days

>>5210843
Synk dik

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Just eating pizza
And watching DP
What you up to /mtfg/

>>5210862
Halo 3 campaign and then afterwards kingdom hearts RE:CoM

>pizza

Gross

>>5210867

>gross

Wrong neighborhood, mike foxtrot.

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>>5210840
i hope you enjoy it sheen ! i am really proud of your progress so far btw it's very impressive.

also can you not eat fish on your diet? depending on how you cook it its pretty healthy i thought ._.;


>>5210844
It's so nice elanna i wish i could share it with you ;~;

>>5210583
Custom Google maps and then an excel spreadsheet or something?

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So
obviously my method isn't working
How do I into online dating
what works
How do I do it without outing myself to everyone else on campus

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>tfw no qt passable mtf gf to cuddle and fuck senseless

>>5210862
Can't decide between sitting outside chain smoking while contemplating life, just smoking weed and playing vidya, or masturbating.

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* solemnly listens to 윤하 *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGJcX27qTA

wyd f a m

>>5210539
>tfw 90% of the guys are neckbeards or foreigners who can't speak English

Just most mtfs in software engineering haha perfect match!.

>>5210880
Women are only good for sex.

>>5210846
my friends and i made up a great house rules custom game when the xbox version was big and i really want to try it on CE one day

>>5210583
what if i only want to cuddle with one person though ._.

>>5210867
>pizza
>gross
Too far Korra, I thought I knew you and then you drop that bombshell?

>>5210872
>kit will never share delicious fresh fish w/ u
why live ;___;

>>5210862
Feelin sleepy, debating whether to go to bed or read chinese lesbian comic books.

>>5210872
I'm hoping that I hit 120kg before the 20th

I do eat fish, I love it and I've been eating it pretty much every day
today I had smoked salmon and two poached eggs + some veges
tomorrow I'm having some of these tempura fish nuggz.
last week I was enjoying fried whiting filets.

love fish and seafood of all kinds.

>>5210890
>not offering her your fish taco

Elanna you are missing opportunities here.

>>5210583
>>5210600
>>5210887
Dollface says mtf's in here flirting with each other and meeting up is gross and weird though.

Hey, um..
I wanted to buy some hormones, but studies say they cause cancer and organ damage so.

Is there a healthier alternative?

>>5210867
Get the fuq out
REEEEEEEE

>>5210892
me too sheen seafood is like my life when it comes to food. it's sooo nice

>>5210902
yeah, you could always kill yourself

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>>5210850
>>5210851
>>5210855
But when is the standard dick sucking time?
After coffee? During?
He mentioned Netflix, maybe then?

>>5210902
Talk to an endocrinologist?

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>>5210886
>>5210900

why do i always seem to make beta men so mad? it's not my fault you're only good for your money idk

>>5210910
>implying hrt does a whole lot

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>>5210871
>>5210890
>>5210904

B8ed :^)

>>5210900
It is.

>>5210910
This

>>5210877
Ay boy
>>5210913
>Netflix
>actually falling for the netflix and chill trap

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>>5210913
>He mentioned Netflix
it's starting to sound more and more like coffee won't be involved at all

>>5210900
but i have a medical need to hug someone

>>5210918
I didn't imply anything in my post.

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>gaygen right now

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>>5210925
>>5210926
He never said Netflix and chill, thank god.
I'm bringing a condom and not eating solids for 24 hours just in case.

>>5210902
don't think most care about living that long here

>>5210934
No solids? Is that the actual thing you're supposed to do?

>>5210934
Clever girl, that's a good idea. Because there's a very high probability you're gonna get dick if Netflix is involved.

>>5210937
if you don't want to enema and don't want shit-dick yes

>>5210934
But also;
>a condom
>singular
Do not underestimate the boy.

>>5210934

Bring more than one, stupid.

>>5210909
I pretty much just eat smoked salmon and various frozen whitefish, I think I might get a squid tube and make some calamari type meal some time after I've made my way through the turkey leftovers because I'm making a practice roast for christmas on the 22nd.
I can't wait until christmas day, thats my next cheat day...

trifle and turkey and chicken and ham and prawns and salads and garlic bread and potato bake and cheese and pavlova and christmas cake and custard and omg there's always never enough room in your stomach for what you want to eat but damn it if I dont try

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>>5210937
I've done it before, not as difficult as it sounds.
No solids for 24 hours and the next day your golden.
There is zero poop. I do it because I'm scared of enemas

>>5210939
Is the boy going to touch my dick, or is this a one way thing?

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>>5210900
>dollface
He also says men are only good for money and dick, admits to being a whore and using men, and everyone here are hons.

We should just exile him like we did to feefs and angie when they said similar shit to everyone.

#bandollface

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>>5210896
No I'm not I'm just not taking them because she doesn't like tacos and I don't want to be THAT person ;~;

>>5210913
>standard dick sucking time
Idk if there's a standard, but generally when he has an obvious woody is a good time.

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>>5210942
>>5210941
Is two okay?
How many times do boys even orgasm?

>>5210949
honestly it could be more than two

>>5210946
Chaser plz

>>5210942
We got that ESPN going on' anon.
>>5210945
Well, if he actually brings up the topic of something lewd happening (Or you, I guess) just make it clear what you want ahead of time. Otherwise just cockblock him during until he gets the idea.

>>5210910
Yeah.
Looks like it was a mistake coming here.

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>>5210946

i mean i'm definitely a hoe but i've never said everyone here is a hon. that's rude af. using/abusing men is just good sense.

>>5210949
Last time I did lewd things the guy brought 6.

>>5210946
edie has a twisted view of men, but she's still helpful in other ways

>>5210954
if you're here asking about HRT, the alternative will eventually be suicide, you just don't realise it yet

>be on plane
>row to self
>obese person can't fit is hanging over aisle
>asked if I could switch
>"no don't bother the young lady"

D...id I just experience female privilege

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>class all done, about to leave uni
>professor decides he wants to talk to me for 20 minutes
>don't get to catch the train with qtboy
Ohh well looks like fate doesn't want me to be straight, who wants a gf?

>>5210959
I thought you all do it.

>>5210962
No, that was thin privilege.

>>5210964
where are the links to the study that it causes cancer?
what doesn't cause cancer?

>>5210963
What are you studying?

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>>5210957
>>5210950
>6
Should I bring my own lube then, in case he doesn't have nice lube?

>>5210963
:(
do you at least have his email or maybe you could stalk him on facebook and then flirt on there?

tfw not missy higgins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKn7XAMNV-g

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>>5210963
>fate decides your sexuality

;o;

>>5210964
most of us do including myself

there is no healthy alternative to HRT if you're trans, you take it or you end up taking your own life years down the line because you didn't take it

>>5210973
he might not even have any of his own desu

>>5210917
>it's not my fault you're only good for your money
What a horrible stereotype of a woman you are. No wonder people disrespect you.

Truly pathetic.

>>5210926
Hugs not drugs!

>>5210946
Didn't she say all old trans women were really autogynpehilic's too?

I agree, she's a bitch and she's not setting a good example to other trans girls here with that attitude. To many people(mostly chasers) suck up to her though so that probably won't happen.

>>5210956
Sorry dollface but your word is meaningless at this point. You should stop while your ahead.

>>5210958
>hitler had a twisted view of certain people but was helpful in many ways so lets keep him around.

>>5210969
I read it increases the chance of breast cancer if you combine e and p together.

>>5210954
go outside to generals, and click on all the different threads

I find there's less hugboxing out there

>>5210973
Yes, and lots of it.

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>>5210919
:O
You got me

But please, take one of our most sacred tenets more seriously next time

>>5210986
Girl I'd suck a dick for pizza

>>5210982
>I read it increases the chance of breast cancer if you combine e and p together.
where did you read that?

>>5210917
>beta men
Are you calling us beta men because we flirt with each other on here sometimes? That's fucked up dude, take your bigoted opinions somewhere else.

>>5210991
I'd suck a dick with no pizza involved.

>>5210971
Software engineering

>>5210977
Idk that would be weird

>>5210979
;~;

>>5210991
>>5210997
>tfw eating pizza to get softer to get dick
I have been doing it backwards....

>>5210979

Looks like I have been deemed asexual.

Woo.

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>>5210985
>>5210980
Thanks senpai
Ill report with lewd stories tomorrow

>>5211000
>Idk that would be weird
not really
what would be weird would never speaking to this boy ever again and then ending up alone for the rest of your life

>>5210993
I'm really not sure, I think it was a website with information for cancer victims or something.

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>>5210982
>>5210996

>thinking my word means nothing because you're upset
>thinking i'd call girls men just because they're trying to get lewd with another

i'm sorry i just assumed with this entitled masculine viewpoint that the person i was responding to was a man? i only said it's weird if your dating pool only consists of mtfg because that never ends well and it's all drama. but i guess some people want to produce drama regardless so it doesn't really matter.

>>5210917
Alpha male here
I have been defending your thoughts since you posted them because I can understand them one hundred percent.
When you're in the higher echelon of confidence the lower plebs do not understand.

>>5211006
so no research papers?

Too much alcohol nini girls may u have many lewd dreams that become reality!

>>5210982
i'm sorry why does she need to set an example for other women here? can they not think for themselves? this is an 18+ community, not an elementary school lmao

>>5211005
>what would be weird would never speaking to this boy ever again and then ending up alone for the rest of your life
Sounds pretty normal for me desu

>>5211000
That's pretty cool, any plans with it?

>>5210978

just watched the video and why are you >that feeling over not being a boy?

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I think I got friendzoned in a dating sim

What are the little things you do that help with your transition and dealing with dysphoria?

Even the smallest thing out of the day, as long as it helps with those 2 things. I need something to do while waiting for my DIY to get delivered.

>>5211005
Classic Jormy always making piss poor decisions when it comes to interacting with other people.

>>5211033
I try to thrust my problems onto my friends by asking them if I can hang out with them as much as possible. It doesn't work well.

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>>5210963
Where would you find a gf? You're a neck beard boy that does software engineering silly

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i want a bf

>>5211033
shave twice a day and don't look in the mirror

>>5211041
no you want a gf.

>>5211007
Your word doesn't mean anything at this point, you proven yourself to be a fake bitch who's sexist, gold digging, a whore, and a bigot towards lesbian and bisexual trans women especially the older trans women you called agp men with a fetish.

>entitled masculine viewpoint
How is anything I've said entitled or masculine? lol your the one saying men are only get for money, check yourself plz.

>i only said it's weird
You agreed with ufufu when she said it was creepy and weird then called it weird yourself.

I guess you just wanna sweep this under the rug and hope no more people call you out for being a horrible person huh?

>>5211013
Not that anon but people here look up to edie or at least they did so her saying such radical things is setting a bad example.

>>5211041

i want a gf with whom i keep a pet boy that fucks us both senseless

>wake up
>look at disastrously poorly spelled skype messages from last night
Wow oh dear

>>5211042
Bexu

>>5211036
Boxu

>>5211041
Me too!!

>>5211056
I liked your tipsyposts erin ^^

>>5211007
>thinking i'd call girls men just because they're trying to get lewd with another
>i'm sorry i just assumed with this entitled masculine viewpoint that the person i was responding to was a man?
>being a catty bitch
Excuse me? You responded my post here >>5210900 calling me a beta male, how is anything I said there masculine if I'm just repeating what you said...

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>>5211056
umm hi ilu erin

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>>5211056
eru

it was hilarious

>>5211056
Good morning/night, that was a pretty well-done rhyme.

In other news, I just doubled my estrogen dose and am apparently already feeling moody. This is great!

>long midface
>5'11"
>4 months hrt and no visible changes

give me the harsh truth, mtfg. do you think ill I ever pass?

unsee.cc
/nebodira

>>5211061
She thinks all anons are the same and that anyone that disagrees with her sexist viewpoints are just angry beta males.

Bitch has serious issues which is why she can't stay in a relationship for long. She meets a guy and comes here to brag saying he's perfect and she's so happy then comes back a few days later saying she don't like this anymore because it's interfering with her cam whoring business or some stupid excuse to end the relationship. Then says the guy wasn't perfect when she just got done saying he was earlier! Lol imo she's the problem not the guy.

>>5211058
I enjoyed them too and now I'm having a great laugh reading through them

>>5211063
Kit!! Hi ilu too kit

>>5211064
Yeah it was lmao
My like self-filter was just NOT turned on I was saying some crazy stuff

>>5211066
Yay! I doubled my dose a while back I'm hoping mb I get to increase it again soon

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>>5211045

no one caressssss
half of what you're saying is an exaggerated narrative of shit i've said and the other half is you not liking me. there is no sweeping under the rug. there's a reason there aren't pitchforks coming at me at every turn. just because i use boys for their money when they're pervy or not going to be worth it in the long term doesn't mean i'm a two faced bitch. anything else you want to pretend happened you can post screenshots of lmao

>>5211061

>overdramatizing something i said to put me down because you don't like me
it's a pretty manly thing to just respond to people things are saying attempting to be like 'LOL H8 DOLLFACE TOO' when my opinion had nothing to do with the conversation. i'm not a god. it's kind of like when men point out that we're trans to people for no reason when it has little to do with the conversation at hand. congrats

>>5211072

why do you care so much about my lovelife? you need a life yourself lmao

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>>5211048
it's not her responsibility to be some kind of completely non-controversial person just bcuz some grown adults on 4chan look up to her.. why are u being so embarrassing??? it sounds like something a man would say who thinks women need role models

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Nini mtfg!

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>>5211080

Uni in 5 minutes, its 8:25am and i dont wanna leave my warm house. What do

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>>5211081

>>5211083
Your really need to stop posting that annoying anime.

>>5211080
gn !

please be safe elanna

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>>5211087
Awe have a hug, goodnight ^^

>>5211074
>exaggerated
Righhht edie, the screen shots people have posted say otherwise but keep lying.

>the other half is you not liking me
Whether I like you or not is irrelevant, I'm just calling you out for the fake piece of shit you are.This isn't about me it's about you.

>there's a reason there aren't pitchforks coming at me at every turn
Yeah because other trips besides your groupies don't wanna get involved and damage trip rep that's why it's only anon's. It's sad that you have to go anon to call some trip out for being a sexist gold digger whore who hates on other trans women because they didn't transition young like you. I guess that's just 4chan for yea.

That's all you do is deny deny deny. I think people have seen your true colors though so it doesn't matter what you say at this point.

>>5211074
>>overdramatizing something i said to put me down because you don't like me
See there you go again thinking it's just people not liking you, You must not be able to read because you put them down first, all that anon did was repeat what you had already said and nothing else.

>it's a pretty manly thing to do when...
Yeah insult them so more, that should help. lol

*sigh* I'm going to bed, I have school in the morning. Have fun playing the victim role like you usually do. :^)

>>5211082
I don't want to leave too but I've missed too many lectures already, go if you're going to feel guilty about it later otherwise stay in bed

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>>5211091

night! stay bitter etc

>>5211074
>why do you care so much about my lovelife?
Honestly dollface I really don't care, it's just you always come here and brag about it in most of your posts so it's kinda hard not to know about your love life haha. Maybe if you had more interesting things to talk about besides what guy your fucking for his money and how much you made being a cam whore then it wouldn't be such public knowledge. :p

>>5211076
>people aren't responsible for their actions because 4chan
No THAT sounds like something a man would say tbqh.

>Been on hrt for almost a week
>get turned on a little but can't get myself to fap "normally"
How long do I have to wait until this suffering ends?

>>5211101
??? that's not what i said at all, tho. i don't even kno how u would get that, it's like u just took random words from my post and slapped them together to change the meaning lmao! i'm saying edie is responsible for HERSELF, not for anybody on here who might look up to her. she doesn't need to tip toe around her opinions to set a non-controversial or "good" example for other grown ass adults, many of whom are older than her, when you wouldn't expect the same from the other girls here who aren't "looked up to" as you put it.

>>5211082
getting chilly now
it's 50f outside, 12am

>>5211102
Your libido should probably get nuked in about a month!

>>5211096
>your just jealous of me!
Calm your menopause rage hon.

>>5211101
>Maybe if you had more interesting things to talk about besides what guy your fucking for his money and how much you made being a cam whore then it wouldn't be such public knowledge. :p
Oh snap I can feel the burn off that one ahaha.

>>5211082
spoon with either flatmate

>>5211102
I'm still able to fap completely fine and I've been on for 3 months, but I hear your situation is kinda normal?

>>5211107
I wonder if you can be trans without hrt?

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>>5211101
>>5211108

>i really don't care, lol, i'm going to bed too lol ur so dumb
>but wait let me tell you how much idc some more and stay up being upset still lol
>ur the bothered one tho, lol ur so mad lol wow :p

this is why yall need lives. i'm actually leaving cause i need to get up early tho and 4chan actually doesn't affect my life to the point that someone else's posts keep me up at night. good luck with the whole hating me thing btw clearly it's working out well for you. gn!

>>5211115
According to tumblr definitely.

>>5211115
Good luck transitioning.
I've heard people say their libido comes back around 6 months. Personally, i hope my libido never comes back.

>>5211104
>i'm saying edie is responsible for HERSELF
Then why is edie willing making herself look bad? lol

>she doesn't need to tip toe around her opinions
Then stop crying about it and expect people to give you shit over it.

You wanna make sexist and ignorant statements then be prepared for the consequences. Feefs and Angie learned the hard way, now it's edie's turn.

>>5211108
>calm your menopause rage hon.
Lmao I like this meme better then the t-rage one.

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Someone kill me pls I hate being sick

>>5211121
ok well ur not really addressing my point ur just taking vague partial sentences and using them to change the subject so idk what to tell u

>>5211121
>You wanna make sexist and ignorant statements then be prepared for the consequences. Feefs and Angie learned the hard way, now it's edie's turn.

Who the fuck died and made you the King?

>>5211120
I'm presenting now, but odds are I'm not going to make it, so why gamble my health on something that likely doesn't do much?

don't get me wrong, when I feel like committing fully, I'll do it all including ffs, and srs

>>5211127
I'm the queen, now bow to your queen servent.

>>5211124
Someone kill me pls I hate being a hon >>5210599
>inb4 shirt
uni trans thing

Dollface is an ugly whore who applies to much makeup that sounds like a gay man and so does Amelia.

>>5211134
you seem non binary b/c that beard doesn't fit normal fem form

I LOVE SHITSTORMS

>>5211138
>>5211140
trip on kayla

hey everyone ._.

>>5211138
>shit talking dollface and amelia in the same post
is it 2013 again senpai? :o

>>5211140
i love [spoiler]you[/spoiler]

>>5211133
Shut the fuck-up you pretentious little bitch.
I do not come here to watch brain dead camwhores trying to assert dominance. You are always, always at the bottom of the barrel.