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- No drama
- No *actions*
Perv thread: >>5206871
reposting cause new thread
>pretty ded thread
>ded skype group
>ded discord
tfw bored
2nd for dark secrets.
You are all beautiful girls and you're gonna have a partner that love you one day!
*sends thread hugs and positive feels*
>>5209835
not having someone to snuggle with, not having a bf, wanting hugs
you know
>spend entire day yesterday in bed
>don't eat or drink anything
>spend several hours crying
>feel just as bad today
I've never felt more depressed in my life.
I live every day knowing ill end up killing myself eventually.
>>5209840
I had that. I hope I get it again some day.
>>5209828
Could someone invite me to the skype group please?
>>5209842
Play some vidya
i had a dream where i had a qt cuddlebuddy
then it went lewd
how are we all doing mtfg
how to deal with "I'll never pass" feels?
>>5209846
There's a lot of individual skype cliques but no mtfg wide ones.
>>5209840
Thanks Jesus.
>tfw nobody to hug or cuddle or watch anime with while cuddling
I posted this in the transhelp thread hours ago but got no replies.
I haven't started HRT yet but when I do I want to try injections because I heard it's more effective. What would I buy if I want to inject my estrogen? Is it more expensive? How frequently would I have to inject and how much?
>>5209840
bring him to me korra ;_;
>>5209855
>watching anime
The problem is everyone here would want to be the little spoon. I bet you all never even thought about that huh?
>>5209857
Injections are a meme, everyone says they are better but really they will give you bigger mood swings
>>5209858
Fuck he is hot
>>5209861
I was a vers spoon in my last relationship.
>>5209841
Oh. That's dumb! Wallowing in bad feels only makes everyone depressed and cry so its not a productive use of time. Yohohoho~! I'm a pirate here to hijack the thread with cuteposting™! Post you'are cutest images and discuss vidya games!
>tfw playing kingdom hearts
>mfw every time I hear them mention DARKNESS
>>5209861
Yup, little spoon right hurr.
get hugged by my fat gf every night :)
>>5209861
you could say i'm well-versed in cuddling
>>5209861
>not wanting the position where you can feel his morning would twitching against your butt
>>5209868
*wood
>>5209868
So fucking triggered right now Elanna how are you just going to drop a bomb she'll like that on me?
>>5209864
Sonn these images/gifs will be stale though. I need to go out and catch some new ones desu.
>>5209857
injections a meme sis
I've had the best results with patches but YMMV, injections do come with a big spike so mood swings occur.
Plus all the extra shit with injections just takes up space on my dresser ;~;
>>5209865
>get hugged by my fat gf every night :)
OMG THIS IS WHAT I WANT
>tfwn marshmallow grill to sink in to
>>5209864
okay
here's the cutest peri image I have
>tfw playing pokemon y right now
>just beat the third gym yesterday
>my crush is probably at the elite four right now
I really need to catch up
>>5209868
l-lewd
>>5209868
I'm saying if there was ever a big mtfg cuddle meetup everyone would fight and pout about not being the little spoon!
If you girls want I can start a Skype group for us. It would be a bully free zone where we all become friends ~
>>5209881
>Figure out how to get money to fix your problem.
I'm slowly but surely saving up the money for FFS
I just can't stand waiting. My whole life is waiting
>>5209880
Idk how much injections cost. You can get pills for a pittance at walmart
>>5209887
Too afraid desu.
>>5209882
>playing baby's first rpg
>tfw i needlessly bragged about genetics the other day
feels bad
>tfw I needlessly richbragged the other day
feels bad
>tfw men only want to hang out with me for blowjobs and sex
feels kind of bad
it was stupid and pointless Im sorry ;_;
I still have a mental shortlist of trips that should light themselves on fire and dont feel bad about that though
>>5209885
I wanna be the big spoon and assert my dominance by making someone aware of my erection.
>>5209890
ALSO YOU HAVE TO STAB YOUR SHIT LIKE ONCE A WEEK
Terrifying
>>5209887
go for it Korra i mean i'm going to bed soon but w/e
Hi to all.
Is it true that hormones will make my prostate get small?
>>5209895
Please share the list?
>>5209895
post your shade
>>5209895
Post list?
>>5209877
Why isn't there an mtfg fb group?
>>5209906
That would be visible to all your friends and family though.
>>5209906
I dont have a fb and if i did im not sure i would give it away on mtfg to be honest family
>>5209843
You will anon-chan. You will. Keep hanging on and doing your best until then! C:
>>5209851
Counter it with "fuck you thoughts I'm gunna pass and you can't stop me!"
>>5209853
Y-you too
>>5209858
Dw bae he is out there waiting rn to give you hot mind shattering dickings every night!
>>5209888
How old are you, and how long will it take?
>>5209875
I'm sorry, I'm lonely and reminiscing about the little things ;_;
>>5209882
It's not lewd until you turn around a wake him up with a morning BJ o////o;
>>5209885
I can probably verse with girls, guys I really like little spoon tho ;_;
>>5209909
No you can make secret ones that are invite only
>>5209893
but I-I've played through almost every single main pokemon ga-
actually wait that's probably not helping my case
>>5209914
oh my god
>>5209902
>>5209903
>>5209904
Korra, Jocelyn, Gem (solely for that fucking cringey cartoon avatar) are my top picks for firing squad
theres a few others I wish would just leave
I happen to like all the trips everyone hates in here
>>5209913
22
probably about a year
>>5209877
/a/ is but one click away?
>>5209882
I rlly wanna watch SU but I dropped it before I could even finish S1. : (
>>5209914
I like to be big spoon
>tfw I don't live in canada
>>5209906
>outing myself as trans on fb
>outing myself as a 4chan user on fb
>giving people here my full name on fb
>not just deleting my fb right now
>>5209923
You're missing out. It's a magical place.
>>5209920
Jesus fuck Kayla
>>5209918
I'm taking you to the rice fields tonight
Its times like this one where we're all being funny and a little cuddly that makes me wish I was a girl even more ;~;
>>5209924
Secret group, stupid
>>5209926
I thought it was funny as fuck, I almost died when I saw it
>>5209918
>just become a trip a week or two ago
>someone already hates me
okay
>>5209928
Some day anon.
>>5209922
I don't go to /a/
I went once by accident trying to get to /v/, couldn't tell the difference desu.
Ryuko a cute though.
>>5209919
That sounds quite ok, you may have managed to fully integrate before you're even 25.
>>5209929
I didn't know that was a thing. It's still a lame and frankly bad idea
>>5209928
Why aren't you a girl yet? ;_;
>>5209923
;___;
It's ok, you don't want to be in alberta
>>5209917
>tfw lewds and cuddles mixed and alternating are the best
>>5209931
It happens to everyone.
>>5209933
>I don't go to /a/
>I went once by accident
Are we sharing how you realised you're trans stories now?
>>5209934
yeah I know
I just need to feel sad for a bit
>>5209892
Afraid of what? Making friends? ^_~
>>5209898
Hmm I'll see
>>5209899
Rude shitters don't get invites and only the nice/fun posters get an invite. It'll be a place where the invited can chill without having to deal with drama or bad memes!
>>5209906
Get out normie
REEEEEE
>>5209927
I am ready senpai
>>5209931
I like you qt Steven universe poster
>>5209939
>4chan phone app
>includes 420chan boards for some reason
>/cd/
>>5209842
tachi agare kedakaku mae sadame wo uketa senshi o
I hate being a wagekek sometimes holy fuck people are aids
>>5209936
Because God or the universe decided that I should have something between my legs when I was born. And thats just the start of the problems.
>tfw no birds to poop on your booty
>>5209922
it gets a lot better
steven is intolerable at first, but as the series goes on he just grows on you until he's your favorite character
I could barely get through it until the end of the first season, because I didn't like steven and I didn't care for the character designs, but it's a good show
>>5209943
thank youuu :)
>>5209942
Let's go baby
>>5209941
Afraid of showing my ugly mug senpai. I imagine everyone here is incredibly beautiful.
>>5209933
What anime is from your pic? Is it good?
>>5209951
Skype groups are usually text only.
>>5209950
>jerked someone off once
>they tell me they arent sexually attracted to me the next day
oh.. ok.
>>5209955
why don't you idiots use irc then
>>5209947
Fuck god, and fuck the universe ;__;
Show that fucker who's boss and take some fem&ms ^^
>>5209955
Oh sweet count me in senpai.
>>5209954
kill la kill, I really enjoyed it.
>>5209951
this is an ugly mug
your face is not an ugly mug
>>5209958
Sorry baby :(
stop being boring mtfg
>>5209959
Because they're girls, anon, girls don't know how into technology.
i don't want to draw a 4bit circuit with 7 outputs
>>5209959
Everyone already has skype and an irc client is a barrier to entry to most people.
>>5209966
>transgirls
>can't use computers
ridiculous
>>5209962
Who said anything about my face. This mug is legit hideous.
>>5209949
>steven is intolerable at first
you shut your whore mouth peridot poster
>>5209970
here
>>5209965
But you're the queen of boring until you flip shit
>>5209962
Who even comes up with this shit? i swear brits are wierd
>>5209977
ur weird.
>>5209810
>>5209800
>>5209962
who thought that was a good idea??
those look like raving rabbits teeth
>>5209965
>stop being boring
>posts qc
nice edit though
>>5209973
I should have said imo, I'm sorry anon ;_;
but that's probably just because it used to bother me having an mc that's dependent on other's strengths
>>5209927
I fucking love filthy Frank. He cracks me up every goddamn time lel
>>5209931
Some anons are just jealous catty bitches. Ignore them and keep being you dear. The brighter you light shines, the more people will flock to you, for better or worse. Ha ^.^;
>>5209933
/a/ literally has the best cuteposting™ pictures 24/7 tho!
>>5209949
I'll give it another chance. When I found out about the fusions I got really intetested!
>>5209951
Don't be shy! Plus Skype grp is literally just text chat lol. *extends hand* take my hand ~ I'll show you the way
did caddy get murdered by her date
>tfw will never be the biggest cock tease at the club
>>5209975
>But you're the queen of boring
hey fuck you
>>5209960
>fem&ms
You're the best Elanna.
>>5209988
rip in pieces
>>5209988
She was so embarrassed she quit mtfg for good.
>>5209986
But if I take your hand you'll just take my images again.
>>5209988
shes probably suckling his duckling right now
>>5209999
nice.
>>5209993
>>5209994
>>5209981
>tfw crushing on a straight trip
Please make it stop...
>>5209974
Thanks kay ^^
>>5209992
I can't take credit for that one, I saw someone else post it on here and liked it more than titty skittles ^^;
my cis gf and i dont connect and its still not easy to accept i haven't had a friend for 8 years.
>>5209986
ty korra :)
fusions are so interesting! Just don't let anyone spoil some of them for you, because they're really cool surprises as you go through the show
>>5209999
>>5210000
nice
>>5210002
I mostly here fem&ms from girls that browse r/asktrans, they laughed when I called them titty skittles and someone else came up with Mammary Mints, I literally burst into lels from that one
>>5210001
>hey guise im new to 4chins! every1 is so mean here, what the heck? lets start our own private group off 4chans and nobody will be mean to me for trying to literally be my cartoonsz!
>>5209991
Lmao Kayla is <3
>>5209998
Im a meme thief I regret nothing !
>>5210006
Yw I mean it your brand of posting is exactly what is needed to turn mtdg from a drama shitposting give to a place that's actually FUN and enjoyable to visit !
>>5210015
2/10 best I can do senpai see me after class
Can you imagine, to have guys get hard from just looking at you?
>>5210013
>mammary mints
Why not Tit Tacs? :^)
>>5210008
I can't control who I have a crush on though ;_; if I could I wouldn't be in this pickle
skype:?chat&blob=i7tUpQHxBIHwqW-LUH6KYKGuEzJwGbw9EIgoxdcBewD5q2dj3kXtk_re9QGbk3B0JecoPcncuKrj94o
I made a thingy, copy & paste into url bar to join skype group
Not related but how many of you now consciously write "desu" and "senpai" instead of "f.am" and "t.ho"?
>>5210017
I've fapped to pic of myself before
>>5210025
agp
>>5210022
Im using the filter to give me an excuse to say senpai as much as possible senpai.
>>5210020
Nty. I only do inv only or it becomes just as shitty as mtfg. blah sry
>>5210008
I have come to terms with this, plus I think elanna is a nice girl
>>5210002
;~;
>>5210027
>That's ridiculously easy to achieve.
It's not.
Do you not realize how hot you have to be to give guys an erection from just seeing you?
But goooooosh.
How fun it'd be to give your bf an erection in the grocery store.
>>5210019
>>5210013
I wonder if all trans communities use different versions of those. Lez pez?? That's all my brain can come up with right now for it
it's fun to think about
>>5210016
>your brand of posting
I have no idea what that means, but ty
it makes me feel better
>>5210022
I never really said f a m much in the first place, so I am for senpai now
>>5210036
Do you not realize your shitty fantasies are realities for anyone here with a social life?
Erections come really easily. Turning men on is really easy. It doesn't take much in the way of clothing or even just the right look in your eye to turn a man on.
>>5210039
But I don't have a social life, and I'm sure many others don't have a social life either... And even those with a social life, don't have those kind of things.
>tfw she didn't accept your friend request
good night /mtfg/ ;~;
>be at clothing store
>see non passing trans girl working there
>passed her few times and didn't stare or make it known that I knew
I kept on thinking how she might be passable, but I couldn't
she had a nice set of bobs, long hair, but the rest was just manly
now I really wonder if people are just being polite and not overtly clocking me when I'm out in full fem
>>5210017
Umm yes? I live that lol.
>>5210042
good night anon
don't let it get to you okay? there's nothing more depressing than going to bed wallowing in sadness
>>5210043
When I went out in girl mode I kept saying to myself "they know they all know"
>>5209991
But you are
>>5209993
>pic
>>5210021
Just this once
>>5210043
possibly but it's also worth noting the average person won't be nearly as critical as a fellow tranny
>>5210022
I plan on continuing to write desu even after the wordfilter is removed ~desu
>>5210027
Yeah..at this point I'm resigned to just hoping to find someone like that in real life. It won't be easy ;_;
>>5210034
>>5210030
:^)
>>5210032
;~; thank you anon
Why must kit be so adorable ;____;
>>5210037
Yah, tittie skittles was definitely a /cd/ thing and sort of migrated over here. I do wonder if there's more out there though.
>tfw no noelle/edgar to big spoon snuggle you, rubbing his nose in your neck gently as you drift off into slumber
jdimsa desu
>>5210022
pretty much all the time now
>>5210056
>implying the filter will be removed
>tfw u spend 15 real $$$ on a cosmetic item in ur gay weeb mmo
worth it
>>5210056
This is because you mentioned it earlier today.
https://clyp.it/r4fkso2d
...now i wait to be called out by the people who know my voice.
>>5210060
why did they do the filter? are we being punished for saying Tbh Senpai too many times?
>>5209988
I'm alive.
>>5210062
>https://clyp.it/r4fkso2d
>...now i wait to be called out by the people who know my voice.
AIRPLANE FETISH ANON! HI!
>>5210064
CADDY??! don't worry me like that ;_;
>>5210063
that tbhon f a m shit is normie as fuck
REEEEEE----
>>5210063
Reminding us about glorious nippon culture.
>>5210063
we're not being punished, we're being assimilated
Cool Japan was a mistake
FUCK LOGIC CIRCUITS
none of this would be happening if one of you useless shits would kill me
>>5210071
I have been assimilated once before.
>>5210070
that reminds me, I have some animes to finish
why do they make me do this?????????
https://clyp.it/2jjryetn
JUST
>>5210095
b-but muh personality :'(
>>5210095
>telling someone they are ugly
>>5210095
handled like a true bitch. well done i guess.
>>5210064
ok good
you're like.. my favorite trip right now idk why but a few days ago you posted a pic of your outfit and i was like "wow she has good taste" and now i want to be your friend because you're really cool and i hope your date went well
>>5210066
>AIRPLANE
it's rude to misgender people, anon
>>5210087
nice
>>5210095
omg..... sis....
hes so nice.... so alpha
give him a chance sis
>>5210095
why are guys this thirsty?
>>5210105
You're sweet. I appreciate that a lot.
>>5210080
>>5210062
I made it more dramatic for you I hope you like ;__;
https://clyp.it/jef3m32e
I'm tired, /mtfg/.
But I feel so physically shit when I wake up, so I don't wanna go to bed.
>ywn post your full face here
>>5210112
sorry im a little intoxicated. just sayin you're inspirational to me senpai
lots of people here are pretty inspirational to me actually. people might argue and be catty but everyone's really strong
i hope everyone gets to pass and be happy some day soon
>>5210116
I have it on my computer ready to go, buts it really shitty quality, so there is almost no point.
>>5210114
Amazing.
ilu elanna please be my totally real canadian gf that my friends will definitely meet one day they'll see.
>>5210114
D E A D
>>5210099
>>5210104
>>5210110
idk boys are stupid af
>>5210114
Brb in flight to mooseland rn fully Yuri mode activate
>>5210119
There are girls here that were (and still are) my inspiration. Hopefully you can be that person for someone too.
omg fuck this
>>5210128
>tfw the remix of your work is what gets someone else laid
>>5210131
Why even go on dating sites? I don't really see the appeal.
>>5210131
>Trashing the strong orc name
How dare you.
>>5210134
same, all these guys sound like fucking retards with penis brains
>>5210134
To find dates. A lot quicker, wider reaching, and safer than bars.
Why do people who lean right poltically never listen to people who are smarter than them? I was woken up to help my friend with his computer, and he calls me by the name I had legally before transitioning, told him "That's not my name." "Yes it is, now stop being an SJW and help me with my PC."
>>5210142
You told him to fuck off right?
>>5210142
Being an asshole is bipartisan
>>5210142
>implying people that lean left don't do similar shit
The proper question is "Why are people stupid?"
>>5210142
Should have told him to fuck off.
>>5210142
>Yes it is, now stop being an SJW and help me with my PC
>>5210144
Personally I would take the friendship instead. Im a huge coward.
>>5210131
#blocked
>>5210132
https://clyp.it/gxhhhr4uu
>>5210138
>liking green niggers
>tfw only ate ~800 calories today
>tfw still need to eat like 300 more but there's no food at home
ahaha
just kek my shit up senpai
>>5210148
trip on cheska
>>5210130
i practice my voice all the time now because you always say to do it. im still really nervous talking to people which makes my voice tighten up and drop a little bit but im doing my best
>>5210122
I-I'd love to be someone's gf but I don't want to make anyone travel to alberta it's horrible here and I'm not worth it ;_;
>>5210128
See above ;_;
>>5210124
Glad you liked it bexe ^^
>>5210132
I'm sorry, your voice just reminded me a lot of the introduction to Fellowship of the Ring ;_;
>>5210142
Wow, tell your "friend" to fuck right off.
>>5210152
you need a new friend
>>5210134
>>5210140
this >>5210141
but i'm so tired of dating anyways idek why i'm on them anymore. sometimes it's nice to talk to guys but like a lot of the time i find out they're boring or super entitled. lots of hot guys on those sites are used to women chasing after them so they don't even try to contribute to conversation or anything. it's annoying.
>>5210138
s-sorry senpai
>>5210142
>>5210150
ye i blocked him
i would have went off then hung up
>>5210150
>being a nigger
sorry but you set yourself up.
>>5210142
You should suck his dick anon-chan! That'll show him what for!
>>5210155
Where do you live?
>>5210159
This.
>>5210152
wow roode
>>5210160
Edmonton/Deadmonton ;___________;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NutPMSFsFj0&feature=youtu.be
Someone buy me Fallout 4.
>>5210152
i'd rather take no friends than that friend senpai
>>5210155
>reminded me a lot of the introduction to Fellowship of the Ring
I have no idea what to think about this. Should I be flattered or what?
>>5210165
I thought Alberta was one of the few transphobic states in Canada.
>>5210158
>tfw spending all my free time sound designing since i got my new synthesizer plug-in
>>5210142
To everyone saying I shouldn't be his friend anymore, I just can't do that. I've known him since 7th grade, came out in sophomore year, began transitioning just after graduating High School. But even before I began transitioning I was good with IT. The guy gets so many viruses on his PC nearly daily though. He also watches crap like Buzzfeed, even though I've told him time and time again, it's clickbait.
went out for tea tonight with my tits sticking out, not hiding them at all, definitely dressed femme. think i might have passed a little bit?? idk no one stared at me at least.
>>5210176
>The guy gets so many viruses on his PC nearly daily though. He also watches crap like Buzzfeed, even though I've told him time and time again, it's clickbait.
i remain unconvinced
>>5210180
Unconvinced of what?
>>5210155
Too bad senpai im going to tie you up and beat you right before we have rough dickings and cuddles afterwards and you can't stop me!
>>5210172
It's not going to be that bad, but it's the most conservative province. Or maybe the only really conservative province?
It's the place you live until you can afford to move to BC.
>>5210177
post pics
>>5210176
fuck him then
>>5210182
of anon being unable to drop this friend
i forgot to greentext the first sentence
>>5210176
>Buzzfeed
uninstall him
>>5210182
desu you should make new friends senpai
http://puu.
sh/lheoe/1f12fdd303.mp3
>>5210169
Idk, I'm comparing your voice to voiceover work that was in a film, take it how you will ^^
Idk, I'm also just weird
>>5210176
He doesn't sound like he respects you, and he doesn't sound like he's much of a friend. I don't care how long you've known him, nothing gives him the right to treat you like that.
>>5210172
It's the Texas of Canada. The cities aren't bad, but rural Alberta is conservative and religious as fuck. Expect cold weather, jacked up pickup trucks, and rednecks.
I'm a man. If I castrate myself, I will be put on HRT to avoid osteoporosis. Will the HRT return my testosterone levels to normal male levels, or will they be lower?
>>5210176
S u c k h I s D I c k
>>5210199
Depends how much T they give you.
>>5210061
I was odin for about 8 weeks, that was better.
>>5210027
who is being mean about it? I just find it adorable
>>5210185
i cropped this because the rest of my body looks disgusting but i was wearing skinny jeans and ankle boots and carrying a purse
>>5210199
what?
>>5210204
Obviously. Are you familiar with medical paradigms? Is it to my discretion? Do I have to claim to be transgendered to have a lower T level?
>>5210199
If the endocrinologist is doing their job correctly, and you're male identified, then your testosterone should be at about normal male levels.
>>5210183
K-korra where did that come from o/////o;;
i wanna kill myself what's the best way to do it?
>>5210142
install tons of gay porn onto his computer
you don't insult someone whose handling your cpu
>>5210176
he doesn't even sound like your friend anymore though, just someone that you force yourself to be around
some people grow apart, it happens, it's better to let it end and find new friends then to hang out with someone who makes you miserable
>>5210202
Can I suck yours?
>>5210215
old age
no one will even suspect it
the perfect crime
>>5210210
Might want to check your bra size senpai
>>5210215
old age seems to do the trick
>>5210215
Do drugs or just play video games untill you die.
Thats my plan.
>>5210218
me too.
>>5210199
This is retarded. Might as well just give yourself heart disease so they'll put you on spiro
>>5210221
what do you mean?
>tfw no strong man to let me call him daddy and suck his cock
>>5210212
They'll want to return you to normal male levels for your age. Any intricacies beyond that would be up to you and the doctor. If you want something drastically different you'd need to talk to the doctor and ask for it.
Ideally if you want low T after a self castration you should insist that you don't want T.
>>5210215
take out a loan and use the money to put out a hit on yourself. Tell them you want it quick and unexpected.
>>5210215
shotgun to the head
if you don't have access to one then get drunk and slit your wrists in the bathtub
>>5210226
Does it feel comfortable? It doesn't look like it fits exactly right but it may just be the texture of the shirt.
>>5210215
Build a happy life, get married, grow old together, and die in your sleep. It works pretty well.
>>5210224
same here
after coming to terms with not passing I just started doing drugs instead
>>5210235
when I took it off my boobs had red marks and felt a lot better but i thought that was normal :|
>>5210199
Would you need to take the benis off as well, or just the testicleese?
>>5210215
Heroin or benzo overdose, taking an anti-nausea medication beforehand. If that isn't available use a gun, aiming towards the center of the roof of your mouth. Don't use any other method.
>>5210213
If I claimed to be transgendered to avoid being at normal T levels, would I be put on female hormones necessarily? Would I have to talk to a psychiatrist?
>>5210239
Your bra isn't sized properly, that's not normal.
>>5210210
Looks good! You skin is as flawless as ever Maddie! And your bobs are huuge
>>5210213
#sorrynotsorry your lewd posting gave me the lewd disease now I wanna lewd post and so lewd things! Y-you better take responsibility for this and finish what you started b-baka!
>>5210218
>>5210224
w-wha?? 0////0
>>5210213
elanna if I told you I'd get on a plane and fuck the living shit out of you would you do an ldr with me?
>>5210215
>go skidiving
>more than once preferably so they'll let you do it without help
>don't use parachute
or alternatively
>discover a new thrill/passion because of ski diving
>get new perspective while you are scared out of your mind falling through the sky
>>5210240
Only my testicles. I thought some of you may have considered this before.
>>5210241
>benzo overdose
is that even a thing?
I used to do a lot of benzos, doznes of pills at once and mixed with alcohol. It gave me amnesia for next dozen hours or so, but never killed me
>tfw "chaser"
>tfw have a crush on someone here but don't want to get shitposted to death
>>5210243
You would let us suck it right?
>>5210251
Those who have done something to murder their balls usually don't turn around and get testosterone shots.
>>5210142
I've been misgendered more than a few times by idiots asking me for my help.
It's like, what the fuck, you want my help with something and you don't even have the decency to humor me with my preferred pronouns?
>>5210256
Who is it? Is it me?
>>5210243
thanks!
>And your bobs are huuge
i'm using bra inserts to make them look fuller, i'm only like an A cup rn i think
>>5210239
Mm I don't think it is.
Sizing bras is tricky, a lot of people suggest brasizecalculator.tk but I've also heard that the sizes it gives can be way off for trans girls. I have AAs so I don't wear one and can't really comment :\
>>5210259
I don't want osteoporosis at 25, but I don't want to have sexual desires either.
>>5210241
I think you might be going about this the wrong way. If you want to get into the system by a non-conventional means self medicating works just as well as castration, and tends to scare shrinks a lot less.
>>5210243
Pic related
>>5210246
I appreciate the offer, but I don't think I'd do well with a ldr. I know myself well enough to know that I can't handle distance, plus I doubt you'd want me if you ever met me in real life. ;_;
>>5210256
is it me?
>>5210267
try becoming a buddhist monk
>>5210268
You need a prescription in the United States for anti-androgens, even from online pharmacies. I'm not transgendered.
>>5210278
inhouse?
qhi?
alldaychemist?
...send you prescription together with moans senpai
>>5210266
Its actually much simpler
Buy an A-cup bra at roughly your bust size and a bust-extender-thingy (should be only like 5 dollars ish)
example I used to hover between 36 and 34 when I first started so I kind of wore a "35" using the extender.
I used to cheat and wear a-cup pushup bras (with practically nothing to push up) and it pretty much made me look like I had full B's or C's with a shirt on (not good for hookups desu, ends up being a disappointment)
>>5210278
I just tried buying drugs from 2 online stores over the past few days, they ask you to fax your details in (you don't need to)
>>5210243
Come on. I just want to taste it.
Has anyone here actually finished hair removal on their face for good? How many hours did it take? I'm at 6 sessions of laser + 15 hours of electrolysis. The darker hairs are gone but there's still a lot of blonde ones.
I... kinda look like a girl.
a fat girl who needs to lose a lot of weight but a girl.
>>5210289
passing is passing
>>5210258
Until its dry desu ^^;
>>5210264
I was tricked??
>>5210268
I didn't see a no ~
>>5210285
I-i mean if you really wanna . . . .
>>5210278
>I'm not transgendered.
Ok, but like, nobody here knows anything about T injections really, transgirls kind of avoid them like the plague. You can get AAs without a prescription if you use the right sites.
>>5210289
Yes, you pass sheen, and I'm glad you realize this ^^
>>5210284
just tell them you will fax and then don't fax
or fax them details it won't hurt you
>>5210289
I'm kind of thinking if I don't pass I'll just eat till I'm fat. then I'll pass for sursies.
>>5210256
you have to say who anon
>>5210278
What the fuck are you even doing then? Men are supposed to have testosterone. Why are you so concerned about your sex drive? It sounds like there's some deep-seated issues here
>>5210302
It's none of you anime fucks.
Its a real woman. Its forbidden love
>>5210302
Not her but I said mine once, and im sure as hell never saying it again. I got lucky.
>>5210294
I always knew you were a bad girl under all that pure positiveness Korra.
where would i get something similar to these cute shoes
I don't expect an answer desu but I have no knowledge of what anything clothing-related is called
>>5210294
o//////o;
>>5210256
>shitposted to death
It's jormy isn't it?
first for my sleep schedule is fucked all the way up
just slept from 3 PM to 2 AM
>>5210316
No not jorm jorm
>>5210057
one problem, if I try to embrace people my massive man-ribcage gets in the way
>>5210320
>mary janes
this is a bit broad but I'm really seeing it, I think I'll go look for something similar for a while
thanks
>>5210256
>worry about getting shitposted to death when you're anon
at least have some balls, chaser.
>>5210292
>>5210295
>>5210297
I was standing in the local police station getting a photocopy of my license certified by a JP and I could see my reflection and I looked okay... I guess it was because there was a couple of actual men waiting in line and I looked like a normal woman in comparison?
>>5210298
yeah if I end up looking manly with weightloss I'm putting weight back on.
>>5210256
desu, I like most of you so far, except the witch.
If you are crushing on someone from mtfg you HAVE to say who it is! RIGHT NOW!
>>5210328
As I said, I happen to like all the trips everyone loves to hate in here.
>>5210327
Why do you think they're here? They're trying to get their hands on some.
>finally ask girl out
>feeling great
>someone tells me that she doesn't actually want to go, she just is interested in me as a friend and didn't want to disappoint me
>it turns out this is true
What the fuck?
And this is the second time something similar has happened
Why don't people just communicate their actual feelings instead of lying all the time? It's like my paranoia is coming to life
Accidentally posted this in def thred
>>5210338
it does, as long as you don't look like a fat dude
>>5210338
>Please stop spreading the "being fat makes you pass better" meme.
it doesn't though
I'm just saying if look more manly when skinny than I'll regain the weight
I don't think I'll ever have the willpower to transition. Any of you want a fem bf so I can just live vicariously through you?
>>5210342
n-no senpai
I already said last thread anyways, so I shouldn't have to.
>>5210345
>liking girls
>>5210342
I want to spank elanna with a paddle until there's welts.
>>5210345
iktf
>>5210348
trip on maki
>>5210319
Oh, ok ;_; you should tell people, it's not like you have a tripcode on ;3
>>5210320
Stahp it anon you're embarassing me ;_;
>>5210152
where did you find that friend? at the shit friend store?
>>5210345
How far along in transition are you?
>work second shift with new coworker
>he's already figured out I'm transitioning
People are starting to see through my boymode. ;_;
>>5210342
She starts with a K
>>34870800
>>5210359
>Thats not a good mentality to have. Sounds like you're already looking for a way out of getting fit.
trust me I'm not... I was just answering J
>>5210361
Of course all the anons love the longer-girl girls
hey everybody
>>5210350
I don't know anon she said right now, not last thread
it's kit isn't it??
>>5210312
I'm a good girl! Honest!
>>5210316
*stares*
>>5210367
>good looking people don't know how good they have it
fixed it for ya
>>5210255
It is very difficult to overdose on benzos, but take benzos with another lethal sedative like tricyclics.
>>5210366
? what does that even mean?
>>5210370
nope, guess again. Im lucky they came into the thread just a bit too late to see.
>>5210367
This is completely true, and they make me jealous and frustrated every day.
>>5210289
correct
>>5210372
Thanks reddit.
>>5210370
Why is that image so huge anyways?
>>5210372
>Implying not next to all girls can look good if they don't decide to be unkept and fat.
>>5210342
my own boymodo
>finish exam in 30 minutes
>have to sit there doing nothing for another hour bcuz my uni won't let you leave until 90 minutes have passed
>>5210360
>starting
>>5210373
whats good with it
>>5210376
Ketchup
>>5210355
Naw makis all man :^)
>>5210342
Okay. . . .don't tell anyone but its u-um (you) >\\\>;;
>>5210380
probably dramatic effect desu
like you click on the thumbnail to see it in better detail then BAM pearl's smug face covers your screen
>>5210375
the girls on the moans, the veterans, the ones who have been here longer, the ones with boobs.
you know, everything I don't have
>>5210382
google ugly girl
>>5210376
kayla
>>5210386
Seems my secret is safe desu
>>5209918
What trips do you like that everyone hates?
someone link me a quality sports bra pretty please
also are they okay to wear daily instead of regular ones?
>>5210395
Why is your crush on korra a secret though?
>>5210392
>implying kit is even on moans
>>5210384
stare at cute boy butts
>>5210385
not a lot just dieting and junk
fuggg just got back from the bar
randomly went into a free smash tourny with some of my friends after going to the gym and had fun
cute boys all over the place fuugggggg
now I'm very tipsy and suchhhh
>>5208833
Holy fuck oh no
Vivian is what I'm changing my name to when I transition
fuuuuuck is it gonna matter that much
>>5210391
Pearl best gem desu senpai
>>5210398
>>5210405
neat
im widing down for beddiebyes
>>5210367
reeeeeee
>>5210342
no why a bunch of people already know anyway
>>5210414
is it me?
>>5210407
>Smash
Was it at least Sm4sh?? Dw viv is a hella qt name desu. I actually thought that's who you based it off of!
Does anybody else get really mad when people anime post?
>>5210407
>fuuuuuck is it gonna matter that much
they took her being a tranny out of the localisation so it's only gonna be "actually, did you know that in superior Nihon..." type supernerd weeblords that would even notice "oh, lol, this tranny is called Vivian"
>>5210411
ah okay do you own and wear some comfy winter pjs?
I wish I had some comfy winter pjs and that it was winter :(
>>5210342
Everyone already knows who I have a crush on ;_;
>>5210352
How long is a flight from you to edmonton?
>>5210419
I don't care about the content, but we're looking at a 400 post thread. I miss hitting 1000.
>>5210396
Noelle and Kayla are my fav trips.
I like Booger sort of too because xe brings the hot bantz. Most trips really dont add anything interesting to the thread and some are just living out their AGP weeaboo fantasies on the internet because they are such utter failures as men.
>>5210422
Under 2h if it's direct
>>5210422
>How long is a flight from you to edmonton?
6.5 hours
>>5210303
I envy you.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I want to be able get a rich boyfriend and live a luxurious life toooooooooooo.
>>5210425
so your crush is kayla
>>5210434
please put your name on so i can filter your empty fucktoy fantasies, feefs
>>5210402
>cute boys
>in my degree
Good joke
i'm never going to pass :/
Also how do I tell my qt coworker to stop treating me like a dog? He'll whistle at me and snap his fingers and such, and say 'good girl' when I do what he's asking, and it drives me crazy. "Stop doing that because you're arousing me" seems kinda awkward though.
>>5210384
Well, nobody has ever directly asked me or made any comments that like, show that they know. He was the fist.
>>5210407
Snakes are qt.
>>5210419
I do since I miss seeing post count 1000+, like this anon >>5210423
>>5210434
Go do it feefs. First step is leaving mtfg for good.
>>5210425
Aww I was hoping you would say me tbqh
>>5210342
It will always be Cheska.
>>5210418
yes it was sm4sh! I played Greninja and lost to people who knew what they were doing but I ended up eliminating my friend lol so I bought him a beer
and actually I've just always loved Vivian <3 It's a great name, and I did Vivi cause it's a short cute nickname <3
>>5210420
ok that's fine by me then :/
>>5210439
YES THEY ARE SO CUTE
AW LITTLE COWBOY HAT <3333
>>5210442
no one asked.
>>5210415
>is it me?
>>5210423
but we don't turn cis after 1000 posts
>>5210421
i dont own any pjs ._.
>>5210446
move to america and come live with me elanna, you'll get plenty of cuddles and spanks
I want to snort estrogen
>>5210442
>ever going back
>>5210450
that applies to literally 90% of every thread, you're singling me out
>>5210445
Okay if its sm4sh you get a pass
I swear if ur one of those melee autists we wouldn't be able to be friends! Well at any rate you did gud. I'm gunna go fap now and play video games so good night!
>>5210456
i want to snort cyanide
>>5210451
>but we don't turn cis after 1000 posts
What if we do bexe, WHAT IF WE DO?
>>5210439
To clarify, qt coworker is not new coworker.
>>5210449
Have this one too.
>>5210454
He doesn't fuck trannies :(
Shame too, he has a reportedly large penis.
>>5210453
anna!
how do you even sleep D:
>>5210458
you're the one who made a random post to boast about how trutrans you are or some bullshit.
>>5210440
But I don't know what else to do, for a while I had TERA, and I guess some other games, and I don't know what else I did, so I almost forgot about mtfg... But now, I'm so bored of games, and nothing to do.
I literally have no friends, not even online friends (except one person, but we really rarely talk).
Uuuugh, and everything else is so overwhelming all the time.
>>5210437
what's your degree then??
>>5210439
>>5210407
omg cute, I love snakes
I used to have one of these when I was a kid and it was just the cutest thing! I'd let him slither between my hands, and he tried to bite me a few times when he was little but he had unnoticeable teeth so he'd clench his jaw the hardest he could like the ferocious snake he thought he was and it just felt like a laundry clip, it was so adorable! >_<
>image limit
nuuu
he was a california kingsnake tho
>>5210408
bird mom a best
>>5210464
i dont
>>5210477
>implying you weren't offered canadian paddling
>>5210176
I know it's been awhile, but before I began transitioning he got really drunk and made me grope a girl's breasts, but I've always liked guys ever since I was a kid, and he knew that.I hated it. Most uncomfortable I've ever been.
anyone here escorting and studying medicine? i thought of doing incalls on weekends but im afraid of not having time to study. would love some input! i sadly cant take a loan so please dont advise that.