“Son, why does your room constantly smell like pussy but you

I don't get it

why does your room smell like pussy

The cat keeps sneaking in through the window.

>>5198272
cause ur mom has been in there

>>5198272
because you're a fucking coward, learn to fight already

Cause your lesbian?

"Because estrogen does that to your tinkler, dad. Duh"

>>5198284
Secretly ftm but their parents don't realise.

>>5198697
> live with parents, but even they can't clock you

That is some next level stealth.

>>5198272
What the fuck dad? This is why I'd rather live with mom

>>5198697
Uh, how?

>>5199067
intersex and saved up money from their rich parents and lied about using it to go on a trip with their friend and spent a week in the hospital instead having vagina smell inserted.

>>5199067
Haha our daughter is such a tomboy. She even bought a strapon to blend in better with the football team when they shower.

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"Son why don't you cut your hair? You're starting to look like a girl."

>>5201318
>tfw I've had longish hair since middle school so no one noticed/cared when I grew it out more

>>5201318
every single day even though ive pretty much always been into gothic fashion when I was younger

>>5201318
>tfw I was never compared to a girl when I was younger, only to a mop

I really should of taken better care of myself

>tfw every time I wash my bathrobe, I almost immediately masturbate in it and it smells like pussy all day
My vagina generates a lot more pussy juice than I thought it would, I haven't decided if I like it or not

>>5201361
You post-SRS?

>>5201367
yeah, since January