/mtfg/ squats edition

>madison comes with a new thread right in que

>tfw swole as fuck
who wants to get picked up senpai

>>5178622 #
>chill f a m

Pretty easy for you to say that when youre in the female range for the measurement we're talking about. Fuck off with your patronizing "chill" shit

Don't really like her butt desu senpai

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>>5178641
SQUATZ AND OATZ.

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>>5178647
I just woke up and am off to a productive start hi!!

Has anyone her keked a cis girl? It's worth the effort.

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>>5178641
My dream butt. Also
>tfw my family is of average heights and no one is really tall
>Somehow I managed to growth spurt up to 6'2"
Must of been all that wishing I was a little bit taller when I was growing up. Now to just be a baller.

>>5178640 #
Oh man you're adorably tiny
I'd give you shoulder rides for sure uwu

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>>5178648
>>5178626
tbqh I'm probably stronger than you lol fite me ho
As far as the bell curve thing, if you take into account those that start before 14, and the averages drop a bit, I'm guessing somewhere between average male and average female height. I mean, look at milkygirl, she started at 14 and is like 5'0"

>>5178646
no bully pls also no need to be so hostile f a m

>>5178650
was reposting really that necessary?

>>5178652
Oh hey is that Ali? I met her once, she gave me some tips on my clean.
All I could do is stare because she's so pretty and I was super jealous of her body like... DAMN.

post nicest trip

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>>5178660
wasnt milky basically a troll idr
but ur right obviously, though i don't think that trans girls who start that early make up a significant statistical segment of the trans female population

but what do i know im not a statistician i'm just going off of what ive seen irl mostly

and bitch im tellin u im STRONG AF

>>5178652
dat form tho <3

>>5178662
ufufufufufufufufufufufufu

>>5178662
Caddy.

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>Madison tells people to post butt
>doesn't post her own cute little butt

>>5178641
how are her shoulders so fucking wide with almost no muscle mass?

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>>5178665
I still talk to her on skype here and there
Maybe not 10 years ago, but with all the progressiveness with things, the numbers are rising.

>but what do i know im not a statistician i'm just going off of what ive seen irl mostly
neither am i lol

>and bitch im tellin u im STRONG AF
>pic
>muscle
pls stop embarrassing yourself

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online dating is fun
>>5178674
I was feeling pretty ok about my butt this morning actually o.o

I wanna see pics of trips.

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>>5177834
Lol opps you sure hurt my feelings anon
I'm going to go sit in the corner, cry and listen to some Lincoln Park

>>5177849
I know how to do them, I'm just lazy.
I usually get them threaded because I'm too bothered to do tweeze them.

>>5177854
I like my nose though

>>5177865
Yay I'm relevent still

>>5177870
But I was sleeping

>>5177872
I will Spook you forever

>>5177873
Hahahahahaha ok that was funny

>>5177881
Gotta do those angles

>>5177885
Swelling really sucks :/

>>5178015
Excuse me, whaaaaaaaat?

>>5178219
>>5178238
That's subjective desu

>>5178680
P O S T B U T T

>>5178660
>also no need to be so hostile f a m

I dont know what other kind of response you expect to "I fit in perfectly with other women in this regard but you should just fuck off and deal with being a giant

>was reposting really that necessary?

Well the intention was to delete the post in the last thread after I realised it was after the "new post"post but my phone fucked up and wouldnt let me so whatever

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>>5178661
I have no idea. It's just something I picked up on /wsg I think.

>>5178665
Lookit dem gunz. It's like taffy.

>>5178669
i luv u anon-chan

>>5178676
yah ur right probably. idk. the whole "normal male range" thing is kind of a crock too since most of those studies are old and based mostly on a white population which just isnt the reality at all

>pls stop embarrassing yourself
UM ILL HAVE U KNOW IM MAD STRONG DIDNT U SEE MY BIG STRONG MAN ARMS

>>5178685
pretty relieved that u guys are making fun of my arms for being not muscley honestly

>>5178665
you should arm wrestle sheen as she has big arms
girls arm wrestle all the time like in my chinese cartoons

>>5178668
eh her feet could be a little further apart but yeah

>>5178665
ugh i want a beer now

>>5178641
>tfw sitting on the one I have all the time

>>5178641
That ass but Jesus christ those shoulders are so broad

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>>5178668
It's all in the hips.

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>>5178695
This man would agree

>>5178692
I bet you're the kind of person who wears a long shirt over your hips so that men can't stare at your butt

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>>5178683
i have to go now anon but i hope you have a good day

>>5178698
Thanks, now I can bust a nut :3

Girl butt or boy butt?

>>5178697
I do, but not for that reason, just looks nice.

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>>5178641

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>>5178684
>I dont know what other kind of response you expect to "I fit in perfectly with other women in this regard but you should just fuck off and deal with being a giant
That's not what I said at all though.

>>5178686
>the whole "normal male range" thing is kind of a crock too since most of those studies are old and based mostly on a white population which just isnt the reality at all
p much. asians and hispanics bring down the averages quite a bit.

>UM ILL HAVE U KNOW IM MAD STRONG DIDNT U SEE MY BIG STRONG MAN ARMS
you may be taller than me but i still can make you my bitch jsyk f a m

>>5178703
You know what else would look nice? Your butt.

>>5178704
Hawt, post more.

>>5178709
it's a bit flabby though

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This thread is my jam

>>5178713
Pics or didn't happen

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i have a complete boybutt plus goddamn i hate daylight, shows off my stretch marks

>>5178723
That's a nice butt.

bp color?

>>5178724
How dare they?

>>5178725
Black. As her soul.

>>5178725
same colour as my skin senpai

>>5178723
Very squeezable.

>>5178717
sorry, I'm at work

>>5178728
I think you can't get your passing license without a pink one

>>5178730
It would make work way more interesting

>>5178731
fetch the bleach and a rag, lets do this

just woke up
eating oats for breakfast getting ready for morning cardio, but have a throbbing headache
made beef burgundy for dinner last night and had 3 glasses of red wine with. is this what hungover feels like?

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hi

>>5178740
No butt pics = no permission for further posting in this thread

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>>5178746
ok..

see yall next thread..

>>5178754
You can post if you give us a vague description of it... and bp color

>tfw you have the butt of a little boy

>>5178757
You can't just say that and not post! Petite butts are best.

>>5178755
it looks like a butt and idk the color cause i dont mess with it

>>5178764
I don't think anyone would want to see it

>>5178746
Whateva I do what i want

>>5178681
oh boy are you in for a wild ride
http://pasteboard.co/1UwJ10af.jpg
aside from saving up for laser and giving HRT time to work, how can I work with what I've got?

>>5178773
I'm going to have to filter you, sir.

>>5178771
I would ;_;

>>5178778
No room for reality in your safe space?

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>>5178641
This op-pic makes me want to kill myself.
Its beed almost a year and I still did nothing to get a better body.

>>5178783
>asperger-kun deluding himself into thinking he's a woman when he's really just a gross cross dressing fetishist
>reality
seems more like fantasy to me, hon.

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>>5178785
btw
>post butt
ok, doing it
nothing to look at anyway

>>5178773
atleast you picked a nice name

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>>5178765
Kit

>>5178780
Honestly, it's just a small butt. Mtfg would probably make fun of me.

Gooood morning /mtfg/! <3

My FtM friend got his second shot of testosterone yesterday and he's struggling so hard with all the guy emotions he's getting haha (Pretty much wanting to punch and push everything and wanting to fuck everything) it's kinda cute haha

How are you all today? <3

>>5178793
Probably cutest butt so far, even if the pic is blurry

>>5178757
Trip on caddy

>>5178791
I thought you were defending Mr Rape, pardon me

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>tfw white girl butt

>>5178812
Nice butt Ricky

>>5178798
Suit yourself. Butts don't have to be big to be smexy though.

>>5178813
I thought you left to get buttpounded?

>>5178804
Well, thx and sorry for quality.

>>5178817
I'm waiting at the doctors office

>>5178812
Nice,

>>5178806
I-I'm a trip, but not her.

>>5178814
I can't see anyone other than pedophiles thinking my butt was sexy though.

>>5178813
Thanks madi

>>5178820
Everytime an MtF goes to the doctor, they get some fingers up the butt for whatever reason

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>>5178652
tfw i actually eat oatz
and squat like it's the only exercise worth doing

hip drahve

>tfw 90% attracted to boys and 10% to grills

Does anyone else not feel 100% straight, 100% lesbean or like a 50/50 bislut??

>>5178837
You'll feel 100% straight when you take a cock

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>>5178797
umm hi

>>5178837
reporting
which is funny cause I used to call myself 100% into chicks but after thinking about it it's more like 70% guys, 30% chicks. I've always thought vaginas looked gross and smelled bad and cocks were nice and...idk nice b-but I was totally a straight guy! hahahaha ok past self :^)

Are there any mtf in here that regularly goes to the gym? Can you post your routine? Someone once told me that mtfs actually shouldn't do squats because it can makes the lower back look masculine and that there are exercises out there that better isolate the butt muscles. I've been trying to find a routine to follow for mtfs but I honestly can't find one.

>>5178837
i'm like 60% girls 40% boys
... to be honest my attractions are strange and hard to place into a simple percentage

>>5178837
I like girls physically, I like their bodies, but I just dont wanna be with them.

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>>5178837
most people are somewhere in between like that I think

>>5178841
Gib bf with cock pls

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>>5178846
I dont, but take this pic just in case, maybe it will help

>>5178843
Hi sorry I changed my trip for shits ^^

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posting thing for some random twat

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>>5178860
OH hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii elanna !!

I should have recognised your trip ._.

>>5178858
Thank you so much!

>>5178860
Hey elanna, druganon here. I finally figured it out: Hitler would've spared normal MtFs but transbians would definitely get gassed.

>>5178864
This is a shit routine lol

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>>5178837
Forever gold star lesbean reporting in.

Girls are amazing to be honest. I don't see me ever being with a guy.

>>5178867
It's cool I honestly don't memorize trips desu ^^;
How's life?

>>5178871
Hi druganon ^^
How are you doing this morning?

>>5178874
thank u

>>5178876
Couldn't make it in the straight male market, eh?

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>Just pooping around on Facebook
>Not realize what day it is
>My news feed is spammed with "Remember remember the 5th of November" quotes
oh dog what done

I DONT WANT TO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRKKKKK
>halp

>>5178864
FUK it's meant to be a leg extension not a curl

i fucked up
wasted more time

>>5178830
Holy shit this literally just happened to me and I did not expect it at all

>>5178882
Lol this. Id also be interested to hear more about her sonic/pikachu hybrid creation.

>>5178880
It's pretty late here, but anyway, I'm trying to take a break from 4chan and do something useful. I just wanted to confess that I bullied you because I have a crush on you. Goodbye and good luck.

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>>5178880
umm it's good rn how are you??

are you in class rn??

I just need a good dicking desu

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>>5178882
Not really brah.
Too bad I grew up as a girl ;^)

>>5178901
Don't make me pepper spray you!

>>5178897
What was he looking for in there?

Did you enjoy it?

>>5178846
depends on your test levels desu.
just do cardio / eat healthy. that's really all dudes want anyway, low body fat % +shapely legs / butt. cardio will do that. yea you could try to be some sort of memer and keep circle jerking with the rest of the thread, but thats not productive. its just like hrt, if you want results it's about consistency and patience. go do SS and read the /fit/ sticky if you really want to lift. so long as your test is effectively 0 you can do pretty much whatever you want without worry because you'll never get big without test.

if you dont know your test levels ask next time you see the endo. depending on numbers and your health insurance, there is more you could be doing.

dont think some stupid meme routine pic will be great. do what is tried and true

>>5178903
I'm breddy good, I'm finally no longer hungover ^^
Also on the bus on my way to class, but I'm not likely to pay attention in first period because it's another 2 hours of talking about burnt bread ;~;

>>5178902
Oh really, I actually never would have guessed o.o; thanks for telling me though. Good luck with whatever it is you do in your break from 4chan! ^^

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>>5178907
I too can post images of random chicks that i googled.

>>5178905
same desu

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>>5178918
>not saving just the qt ones

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>>5178908
I'm not gonna lie, my gt moved a little bit and I was afraid he noticed

>>5178925
Looks Hot Topic.

>>5178914
oo niceu ! i'm glad that you're feeling better then n_n

what's this burt bread thinng?? isn't that just toast? ._.;

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>>5178930
If only.

>>5178910
I think I'll lift. My T levels are lower than most cis girls' and I could definitely do with a bigger butt and hips. I just don't want to put muscle in masculine places.

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>>5178932
you can do better than hoy topic

>>5178852
Like you?

Did any of you participate in football when you were a boy?

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>>5178931
Oh it's this thing that we've been doing since Tuesday I was complaining about it on Skype ;~; it's some problem solving exercise about a bakery that keeps burning batches of bread. I paid good money for this class and I want it back

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>>5178947
Guess I can. I kinda like models from Suicide Girls but here's a nice little webm.

>tfw will never be a dancer girl

>>5178957
>it's some problem solving exercise about a bakery that keeps burning batches of bread
In what context? I thought you were some nerd.

>>5178953
no, I think you're looking for /tlg/
only trutrans post here

>>5178908
gold probably>>5178837

>>5178837
depends who I'm with, when I had a bf I felt 90% straight, now I have a gf I feel 100% gay, so I guess that means I'm either 50/50 bislut or have a weak and clingy sexual identity

>>5178727
>implying I have a soul and am not a soul eating succubutt

>>5178964
I guess that's a meme now?

>>5178812
my ass/hips are the least shitty part of my hon body desu

>>5178837
same though I'm less attracted to vag and more to the general... body, idk
I prefer tomboyish to girly girls tho

>>5178846
I swim 2 hours 3-4 times a week, don't know if that counts

>>5178925
>triggered

who /guyfawkes/ here? somebody should burn an effigy of me it would be lols

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>tfw you shave and have really smooth skin after.

Did anyone here participate in a boys sport team (middle school or high school) when they were a boy?

>>5178957
oh ok i understand now. i was at work last night so i must of missed it in the skype thing ._.; idk

kinda sucks that you paying to learn stuff tho and only talking about bread = =;

>>5178981
>not using nair to speed up the process 10x and avoid ingrown hairs and cuts on your arms and legs
why

>>5178964
>girls can't like sports

hons please go

That said
>>5178953
No I didn't, I hated sports as a child. I'd always "forget" my P.E. kit so I could skip out in school. Then the teachers would spread the people who "forgot" their kits out around the edge of the field so we couldn't talk to each other. But I just liked to look and nature and find bugs, so I did that and it was more fun than kicking a ball around a cold field in shorts.

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>>5178963
In the context of a class about "analysis". Its one of those bullshit first semester classes and I hate it. I generally just work on my personal programming and go on 4chan instead of paying attention.

>>5178837
Goes in cycles. Right now I'm feeling pretty gay :/

>>5178982
I did when I was little but quit when junior high started.

>>5178982
no because I never had any particularly manly interests and only men play sports ;^)

>>5178988
I had people steal my uniform so I had to wear the nasty lost property stuff.

>>5178989
Elanna wants the V

>>5178982
I was on the swim team. But that was co-ed, I actually only started because my sister was on the team so I had to go to all the meets anyway.

>>5178986
>nair
>

>>5178942
like i said: SS. starting strength. go read the /fit/ sticky and stop being lazy. if you're this lazy about doing research you'll never make it because it shows a lack of discipline and motivation. read the sticky

>>but i'mma special snowflake that needs a routine tailored to me

no you're not, go read the sticky ffs

>>5178993
you're giving me flashbacks to high school
please don't do that
>mfw was made to do the triple jump on sports day several years in a row because our form tutor hated me and thought it was funny that I couldn't into coordination

>inb4 she didn't hate you you're just paranoid
my sister is now taught by her and she fucks with her too and refers to her as "[Anon]'s sister", kek

>>5178837
>tfw pretty sure i'm just romanticsexual

>>5178997
"Nair" hair removal cream? Never heard of it? It's the most popular brand.

>>5178982
I did baseball until about puberty and then stopped, only other remotely sports thing I did was bowling in high school :^)

>>5178837
Pretty much when you start HRT your perversions will flip so if you were into girls before you will get unbridled cocklust and if you were into dick you will become a human puss-seeking missile

>>5178988
Anyone who played (american) football as a kid is a 100% man

>>5178962
Never say never.

>>5179008
>nair

>>5178993
They never really seemed to make us wear lost property luckily.

>>5179018
what about me kek

>>5179006
Aka lonely. Like most of posters here.

>>5179019
I assume it's supposed to be a 'clever' contraction of "No hair", but don't blame me, I didn't come up with the name.

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>>5179006
Romance is the actually scary and enjoyable part of sex anyways.

>>5179016
my parents tried to make me play flag football. I had none of that shit

>>5179016
Oh right, I'm not American so when I hear "football" I think of football not American football.

>>5179006
ya this describes me like 95% of the time
just occasionally I really crave a good dicking

[spoiler]you are now imagining me, w/ my manface, getting fucked in the ass[/spoiler]

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>>5179018
Don't give me false hope ;_;

>>5179026
savage

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>>5178982
I used to be on the swimming team for my school when I was in highschool and i also used to swim for my state

>>5179034
>implying there's any correct association other than this

>>5178982 I avoided all sport apart from track, gynmastics, tennis and volleyball. I loved track stuff, I was good at running from running away from bullies so it felt nice to be good at something. we had mixed gender sports for one year due to having latin classes that clashed with mandatory PE, so the latin group played sport together, i kinda enjoyed playing rugby and hockey with the other girls.

>>5179042
Trip on ^

>>5179027
>using
>nair

>>5179050
Should have just said that at the start senpai.

>>5178984
Its OK I was whining about it like 2 days ago ^^

Idk it's compulsory that I take it =.= it's a meme class but I need it to take other classes. I miss university, this feels like a technical school problem.

>>5179000
Tell me something. Why in god's name would I want to work on my chest? My damn chest is the most masculine part of my body. Workouts can be tailored to fit specific needs, believe it or not. I've done SS before. I know what it's about.

>>5179053
>being this autistic

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>>5179019
Neutral Air

>>5179053
I'm on my phone so I didn't have my shiggydig constanza faec reaction image. That's what the meme arrow with no text was supposed to convey.

>>5179054
did you really expect the intro classes to not be absolute shit?

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>>5178996
Shhh only a little

>>5179055
strengthening your chest is not the same as growing your chest

slight growth there is okay! if you have growing boobs there they will perk!

>>5179038
I am not. How can you say you you'll never have thousands watch you dance under the lights, slick with sweat and covered in glitter if you never tried dancing at all?

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>>5179060
hehe I was thinking the same thing :^)

>>5179028
it's kind of weird
I've felt for years like I have a huge crush on my totally asexual aromantic best friend, she's super /fit/ and muscly and has a Travis Bickle mohawk and is this amazing mix of qt as heck and butch as fuck

but despite being apparently not capable of romantic attraction she expresses much of the same affection back to me that I show to her
and I'm not sure if really I'm just really close friends with her and that's what I'm feeling
it's weird idk maybe it's platonic or something but we're in this weird semi-relationship where she wouldn't call it a relationship but we naturally behave just like a couple except for not kissing and stuff, idk how to define it so I just kinda let what happens happen

she's moving to the other side of the country soon which sucks 'cause I've known her for literally 10 years but since we started uni I've only been able to see her like 5 times :P

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Sorry about the hair just woke up not mtf either

>>5179050
what's wrong with it? I get great results that last for ~4-5 days before the hair becomes visible again

>>5179083
Please escort yourself out of the thread, and take rapeyface with you.

>>5179083
>not mtf either
oh honey you don't need to be afraid to be yourself here, we're all in the same boat :^)

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>>5179073
>dance under the lights, slick with sweat and covered in glitter

Anon you make it sound so dreamy. I am so afraid of dancing because I don't want to sperg out but I kinda want to do it now :(

>>5179093
Thanks for admitting that you're not really trans.
Now leave.

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>>5179055

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/inside-englands-most-outrageous-college-feminist-facebook-group

who /cuntryliving/ here?

>>5179101
learn reading comprehension tbqh

>>5179113
>cuntry
could you not

>>5179100
Just remember that everyone started out dancing like dorks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUBJnbVI4rQ

>>5179126
leading reading comprehension tbqh
it is the name of the facebook group discussed in the article linked
goddamn some of you anons are dumb

>>5179130
goddamn youre obnoxious as fuck

>>5179113
I'm confident that can be read off as you saying you're not mtf. Since the poster never said they were afraid to be themselves, one can interpret your "all in the same boat :^)" to mean that we're all not mtf either.

Learn how to properly interact with humans tbqh.

>>5179130
Its shit

>>5179064
I know they're shit, I didn't expect them to be this bad though.

>>5179130
>some of you anons are dumb
you aren't above us, I just said that because it triggered me
>tfw no vag

so fuck you, as if I'd read some dumb article you link.

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>>5179128
That's a spooky skeleton.

I want to take Andreja and forcefeed her.

>>5179137
get job, drop out, who even needs this college bullshit anyways

>>5179134
I can't believe this conversation has gotten this deep

okay folks listen I'm gonna keep this trip for as long as possible, if you dislike me then please, PLEASE filter me instead of whining, srsly

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>>5179126
>>5179133
Holy shit, I'm legitimately seconds away from tripping just so I don't have to be associated with you moronic, anonymous troglodytes.

Ban anons pls

>>5179148
Pretty sad here desu senpai

>>5178982
I ran at nationals for Cross Country/Indoor Track/Outdoor Track

5k > 1k > 800m

>>5179126
>>5179133
Damn bro that is some sick edge you got there

>>5179146
I'm here for the internship desu

>>5179148
Or maybe you should stop embarrassing yourself with your autistic tirades and stop posting here.
No one wants to read anything you say, you bring nothing of value to this general.

does anyone have a better explanation on how to get your adams apple to pull "back"?

the voice tutorial tells you how to pull it up, but back is tricky. and subtle. I can get it but it's kind of ethereal to me right now.

any advice?

>>5179170
All you do is bitch senpai post.yourself or gtfo

>>5179171
https://clyp.it/wkdgjmyp

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>the torture of liking someone and you know they don't share the same feelings

>>5179171
Swallow and feel which muscles contract, then swallow again and try to hold them in place after, then work up to just contracting them without having to swallow then finally holding them in place for longer and longer periods of time, i practice it when im driving around and have a pretty killer girl voice despite looking like a twink

>>5179183
you'd be cute if you plucked your eyebrows

>>5179180
Tell them in the most public way possible and go down in a blaze of glory. Maybe someone watching will give you sympathy hugs.

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>when you PC freezes during a game of rocket league
>when you go check inside it to see if anything's wrong and the processor is just hanging off

>>5179189
I would rather not.

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>>5179180
I k t f
>tfw too old for rapid crushes but brain is stupid

>>5179186
Thanks for the unsolicited advide i guess? Tbh i kinda am feelin bushy eyebrows i think it looks good on other grils but i will if it improves passing. I just dont eanna fuck up, when i was a wee youngun i was upset about some hairs in between my brows (that i tweeze now) and took a razorblade to it, shaved off like half my eyebrow and got made fun of mercilessly by family and friends until it grew back
Dont wanna relive that episode

>>5179171
>>5179183
fuck I have practically no control over these muscles, it's why my voice sounds so deep and throaty even for a guy, pitch control is practically impossible for me
I really need general speech therapy fuck fuck fuck

>>5179180
you are what you love, not what loves you

>>5179183
>pretty killer girl voice
post voice

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now that the terrible nonsense of NullPointerExceptions is gone, testing and finishing this program is going really well
i'm not sure what to do with a string array, since i can't print it, but hey, i wasn't asked to

>>5179170
MOMMY AN ANON IS BOTHERING ME

anon likes elanna
elanna likes kit
anon likes kit
kit likes boys

Nobody wins in the game of love.

>>5179201
Dont worry you can do it, you just have to build it up like any other muscle
Just cuz you started with maybe more work to do than others doesnt mean you cant make it senpai

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>>5179195
why does it hurt so much ;_;

>>5179199
Hmm.. I saw you in the passing thread and thought if you just cleaned them up they would look nice.
Pluck the few straight hairs and cut them down. Like... not sure what you have a around but a little comb or a mascara wand would be fine, brush your eyebrows up and cut them with scissors. There are plenty of guides online for this so you can see pictures of them doing it.
I like the thick eyebrows trend, it's very qt but bushy eyebrows aren't, it's like.. landscaping really. Shape them girl, you're cute!

>>5179204
Im in class literally until 10PM (its 1115 now) and i dont feel like recording my voice in public desu, maybe when i get back home but that will be super late soooo remind me or somethin

>>5179217
>Pluck the few straight hairs
UGH I just got up, sorry meant few stray hairs. like on the bottom so you have a cleaner line.

>>5179212
everyone likes kit

>>5179220
Confirmed

>>5179183
this exercise gets them to go up. oftentimes ill pull it up and forward which is bad and also harder to maintain. what i need is to pull it up and BACK

>>5179220
I don't like kit
.....
I LOVE HER ;~~;

kit pls


marry me

>>5179219
>pluck the few straight hairs
so this is the gay agenda

>>5179195
>>5179214
iktf, especially when It starts to go places but then suddenly dies off on the other person's end

>>5179179
>https://clyp.it/wkdgjmyp
-_-;

ive been training for 2 years, it just is not happening on its own.

>>5179220
if me and kit were in the same room I'd turn her gay by cuddling her.

>tfw no bf/gf

>>5179227
post skype and I'll try and help you out

>>5179220
I don't

>>5179230
Ob Babby you are still too young for that.

>>5179225
;~~; vivi pls no bully for typos

>>5179230
abby yer a catch, let's touch butts~

>>5179233
nuhuh! There are plenty of other college girls who are getting dick right now and I'm not one of them!
>>5179234
okay, you have to be top though.

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>>5179214
Because you know it will never happen and you just wish you could forget but the harder you fight your feelings the more they fight back. It hurts a lot...

>>5179220
;~~;

>>5179226
Oh that's not happening in this case desu.

>>5179228
I don't think you can turn someone gay.

>>5179213
Oh I know, it's a lot more achievable than, say, getting my face to pass
I just think I'd benefit from getting general speech therapy to help me speak properly in guymode first before attempting something with an extra degree of difficulty

When I was doing the photoshoot last night people kept asking me if I was drunk I was slurring so much, made me pretty self-conscious

>>5179237
I keep turning people bi but I just want friends ;_;

>>5179238
What photoshoot?

>>5179225
Lol

>>5179236
>okay, you have to be top though.
;~; it can never be


gonna go make an exit bag brb

>>5179238
Do you think you'd ever get voice surgery? probably like after therapy to control it but like since you have legit muscle probs

>>5179237
>I don't think you can turn someone gay.
you'd understand if you knew how good my cuddles are

>>5179236
One day when you grow up Babby.

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>>5179220
Yep

Best friends foreverrrr

>>5179243
;-; why
>>5179245
B-But I'm an adult!

I want to quit work and go back to school for a phd but I'm making such good money at work and I should have enough for ffs in like a year and my insurance through work covers srs but work is sooooo boring I just want to leave

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>>5179244
Idk if I would, I'm a bit gay already so it's a moot point.

>>5179239
Can we trade?

>>5179237
>Because you know it will never happen and you just wish you could forget but the harder you fight your feelings the more they fight back. It hurts a lot...
.____.

>>5179055
Then you should know already unless you half-assed it.

What about the concept of having 0 test do you not understand? If you're not bullshitting there, then no you will not build crazy big man shoulders and chest. You would have to go ridiculously hard to achieve that while 0 test. So unless you're lying about knowing your test levels, what it will do is help keep your body with correct proportions. When you lose weight / body fat it comes from the entire body, there is no spot treatment. Obviously if you work your legs more they will get bigger. Obviously if you squat more weight the glutes will get bigger. If you have 0 test and are just feeding your body estrogen / progesterone it will react like a female body to exercise, building muscle, etc... It's important to take care of the whole body and not purposefully neglect things.

>>but I don't want big manly shoulders / chest arms anon

low weight high reps. as far as bone structure though you get what you got. up until 25~ things'll continue to adjust moderately (like your hips). if you have big shoulders in terms of bone structure or a big rib cage you're stuck with it.

>>5179249
Sure you are.

>>5179232
yes you do

ban anons

>>5179249
cuz I'm a bottom, that's why I said we should touch butts ; 3;
w-well maybe, I can try just for you

>>5179251
I'd love to trade. How do we do it?

>>5179253
It sucks because I don't even think I'd notice as much if I weren't just fighting it. Oh well, back to trying and failing to do that tbqh

>>5179268
I d k ;~;

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>>5179261
How sweet.

>>5179234
o-ok I'm not trying to bully just teasing you a little ;)

>>5179260
Ban autism

>>5179279
I just don't want it to stop

>>5179260
you don't like kit tho, you like airplane fetish anon

>>5179289
>airplane fetish anon
Wut?

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>>5179288
I want it to stop tbqh, feels like this hurt too much and make me feel emotionally brittle.

I hate pulling stitches out

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>>5178641
According to my cousin all I need to do to get over trans hatred is stiff an upper lip and keep on going. Who else has has their issues minimized, dismissed, or been ridiculed for bringing them up? I literally just had my cousin tell me that because she's a witch, she has it as bad as transfolk. How the fuck do I even reply to this?

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>>5179289
>airplane
she identifies as an attack helicopter you shitlord

>>5179298
>I literally just had my cousin tell me that because she's a witch she has it as bad as transfolk.

I cant stop laughing

>>5179298
So you're a tranny and she's a witch. Your family has problems.

>>5179298
absolute kek

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>>5179295
>elanna will never have her crush's face burried between her legs gently lapping at her neopuss while purring softly

>>5179295
just ask one of the heart(s) you've broken

>>5179298
this can't be real

>>5179304
it's all the same shit.

>>5179308
>>5179310
>>5179317
This shit isn't funny, this is what cisfolk ignorant of trans issues actually believe.

>>5179315
She's also been to prison for kidnapping and robbing her best friend, and done so much more. Honestly, I shouldn't let what she says bother me, she's an even bigger fuck up than me.

>>5179323
Completely real, I'm not posting as my trip because of how ridiculous it is so I get the refusal to believe, but its 100% real.

>>5179326
>not respecting the fact that her pronouns are Hind/Hind/Hindself

>>5179334
>This shit isn't funny
kek

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post voices

im not going to because i'm a manga not an anime

>>5179335
Is she Russian?
Does she also wishes to drop sticky loads on Chechens and Syrians?

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>>5179320
O////O; I don't even think that about her in that way that's super lewd. I just want to kiss and cuddle with crushes ;~;

>>5179321
I'm not trying to break hearts though I'm sorry to everyone who's heart I've broken. I can't control who I'm attracted to.

>>5179326
this place is a safe hangar please be respectful of people's model and manufacture

>>5179298
>>5179334
i can't even form a reaction to this

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>>5179351
Still really need to play yume nikki desu
Might go do that now.

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>>5179212
in the game of love you win or you die alone

I just went and bought myself a little treat because I'm sick of having a phone and wallet bulge in my jeans as if I have a monster cock even when tucked. I wonder what It could be...

god i'm so excited

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>>5179346
OOoooooo Elanna has a crushhh :3

>>5179334
KEK

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>>5179359
I like how you think mado.

>>5179346
>broken heart without a relationship beforehand
not actually a broken heart, suck it up bitches

>>5179361
>I just went and bought myself a little treat because I'm sick of having a phone and wallet bulge in my jeans as if I have a monster cock even when tucked. I wonder what It could be...
>
>god i'm so excited
What the fuck?

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>>5179340
She just posted an article about how some mob in New Guinea burned a witch alive and called me out in the post. I can't even argue without outing myself, what the fuck do I even?

>>5179349
There are few appropriate, here's the best I got.

>>5179351
She keeps replying, all I'm doing this point is replying to each post with, "Cousin, I just want to not get murdered."

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>>5179364
A rapid crush that cannot and will not ever be anything more than a crush. Tl;Dr gaynst

>>5179374
Don't be mean

>>5179385
>people don't care if you're a witch much other places anymore.
That is not true.
The ideas of Jacobus Sprenger are still alive and well.

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>>5179385
it a shame all I have is some beer, which isn't that great for getting drunk on. You have to drink so much.

>>5179383
WTF is a rapid crush?

Anyway, is she cute?

>>5179375
i've always been andro styled but shit like having a purse or a handbag i've never done because i don't want to be fagbashed, so i'm a bit excited i did this. srsly you haven't put your phone or wallet in a pocket and it accidentally looked like you have a major package going on, like 'i have to choose what leg to slide it down' huge?

stop misinterpreting my words as dirty, anon :<

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>>5179385
Nope, she lives in the same State that I do. here.

>>5179320
>>elanna will never have her crush's face burried between her legs gently lapping at her neopuss while purring softly


I found this rather hot tbqh.

>>5179400
Oh and protip: We do not live in California.

>>5179394
A rapid crush is any crush that occurs quickly and in a relative absence of getting to know a person on a deeper level. Tbqh it's more something that teenagers do and I'm too old for that.

Also idk what she looks like, it's entirely her personality, which is insanely cute.

>>5179395
>srsly you haven't put your phone or wallet in a pocket and it accidentally looked like you have a major package going on, like 'i have to choose what leg to slide it down' huge?
I can, with all seriousness, say that having glasses, mobile and/or other items (like keys, a wallet or tissue papers) did not made me think think I look like a have "major package".
I think you are just oversexed.

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>>5179411
Im not trying to invalidate her, I just feel like she's trying to invalidate me.

Even if I am invalidating her though, who the fuck cares? Her bet argument is shit that happens in Muslim countries. Im not even going to post what happens to transpeople in the middle east on facebook because its unspeakably horrible.

>>5179231
Are you still here

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>>5179298
>thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
>favorite mmo build is Debuff/DPS
who else here #trans&witch?

>>5179410
i think its more a case of 'i hope it doesn't look like i have a penis i hope it doesn't look like i have a penis' going around and around my head constantly when out

>>5179409
Ok then. Hope it all works out for you.

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>>5179424
They already know.

>>5179433
This is one of the few occasions on which its okay to take a photo of your food.

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>>5179422
>Not playing tank
Feels good to be the only party member that matters, magic is for the weak

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>>5179425
Thanks, but it won't.

>>5179420
Just tell her she isnt a witch, thats kinda the crux of the issue isnt it
Shes only making the comparison because she thinks you are on eaual footing in terms of oppression or whatever, just tell her witches arent fucking real and she needs to take antipsychotics then kek at her impotent rage for "invalidating her identity"
Maybe dress up as a witch and stage a fake burning at the stake, take pics and post on your fb

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>>5179443
What is this?
A tank for ants?

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>>5179438
<3
>>5179443
i hate tanking personally, and i don't have any close friends that mmo so i can't latch onto a tank and be a healslut
so i poison

I wish my penis was bigger

>>5179460
Why tho

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>>5179438
Ive heard that if we moved to Iran they wouldn't murder us, and would even fund our GRS and transition. Of course Ive also been told that refusal to have GRS and transition would lead to us being executed. And even then, outside of fantasies being an Iranian woman is probably more miserable than being a hon.