Waiting on the good times edition.
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT (embed)
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
ctrl+f this pookie
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
booger i hope you're well
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
Squeaky fresh thread.
>>5163267
Neat.
Persistent identities are scary so lets see how long this lasts.
t-the good times will come, I just have to be patient and work hard and the good times will come
>>5163274
>>5163274
I think if I repeat this enough it might actually turn out to be true... Maybe...
>>5163254
Oh, she knows. She knew I was trans before she dated me, when I was dating her best friend in high school. And she was okay with it until I wanted to transition and go on HRT.
Now I get calls from her randomly every other week and we both sound sad to each other and she says she thinks about me and misses me and wishes I was back in her life. Then I say I'm not giving up transitioning and she says "I know" and we both oddly and quietly say "bye" like one of us almost slipped out a "love you"
It's kind of shitty actually, and it makes her look like she doesn't care about her boyfriend as much as she cares about me, and it makes me feel just as awful as when we split.
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BDBzgHXf64
Why aren't you playing Animal Crossing mtfg? Don't you want to netflixandchill with your animal friends?
He mtfg, sorry to be sappy but i'm really glad your here.
Thanks for everything.
>>5163278
>>5163273
>>5163270
Im excited to browse this thread every night like I have been. Excited to see when you three will snap. Ill say by December 15th
>>5163278
Woo
>>5163274
25 years and the good times still havent come. A-Any day now.
>>5163270
I am not joking. This is no place for unstable personalities precisely because it's filled with unstable personalities.
>>5163285
That's two people buddy. Don't forget me.
Any suggestions on what to do for work? I work a shitty labour job right now, which is really all I'm qualified to do. I'd like to do something else that pays more, is trans friendly, and can be learned fairly easily or not cost me an arm and a leg. Suggestions for trans jobs?
>>5163279
Oh that's almost sweet - for someone not involved in the situation.
It's time to drop her like a hot potato. Picking at that particular scab will do you no good.
>>5163283
I'm glad you're here too anon. Even when I'm not here as often as usual, i think everyone here is swell and mtfg is important.
>>5163285
Probably within a day or two for me. Though by "snap" it'll probably just be a post with "sorry" twenty times and then going on anon again, so.
>>5163283
>he
wow ok
>>5163294
I remember when looking at the transition timelines in the OP used to give me hope. Now they just make me cry and wish I didn't have this hopeless life.
>>5163292
Tech support, culinary (actually scratch that, fuck culinary,) retail? Maybe? The ever popular cam whoring, actual whoring. Not much for unskilled work and transition friendly imo.
>>5163297
Ahahahaha sorry senpai.
>>5163299
I think the point here is that you should have never tried in the first place.
>>5163288
Lol I'm good, I may not be old but I've been using 4chan since I was 11, I can handle any mean words anyone here's got for me.
Fucking hell. Bed. I'm going.
>>5163288
This
There's a bunch of crazies here
Every single trip besides maybe oddish and a few others have disorders beyond gender shit. Every single one of them
Especiallyv anime shitposting dweebs
>>>5163288
>This
>There's a bunch of crazies here
>Every single trip besides maybe oddish and a few others have disorders beyond gender shit. Every single one of them
>Especiallyv anime shitposting dweebs
I think a lot of people are just getting out their frustration on here. Paints a worse picture than reality
>>5163306
How dare you!
Posting anime is girly! At least that's what overweight neckbeards believe.
What if you watched this complex and dry two and a half hour film and at the very end of it one of the main characters has sex in public with a total stranger, and when they get discpvered, no one in the crowd disperses them. What if, instead, the crowd literally cheers for the couple in slow mo and thats the end.
That would fuck me up good.
>>5163306
But oddish is just as crazy as everybody else on top of being a contrarian hipster with shit taste.
>>5163310
Anime posters are AGP desu
>>5163293
I'll check out her new pad tho
>>5163303
>andrej pejic
Fuck, I literally felt the dysphoria hit me like a blunt object.
>>5163299
O-Oh...
>>5163306
I know for a fact I went too long in repression on top of trans, on top of the bad childhood and that I'm literally insane
>>5163308
While that is partially true the frequent meltdowns and quiet insanity of certain trips make the situation far worse. A lot of peeps here seem to be at odds with reality.
>>5163315
>dat pic
I miss /k/. But I feel unworthy to go there anymore, as I am a nogunz faggot.
>>5163322
ar15 build when?
>>5163311
I'm trying to think of a reason why that would make sense and like, what if the movie was about a neet who will die if he doesn't have sex in a week
and the moral of the story is that sometimes you have to put yourself out there and meet people, so when he does that at the end you root for him like you said??
>>5163322
So is most of the /k but that isn't stopping them.
How long after a 2 month cycle of hormones will nipples and the breast area return to normal?
pic related
>>5163315
>I'll check out her new pad tho
Cold. I like it.
>>5163315
>>5163319
How about animoo images? Are they better?
>>5163332
Never ever.
>>5163322
I saw these the other day and got a little excited. I'm not /k/ but i liked the model.
>>5163328
I already have a story about a neet. He's like actually very close to legally retarded and takes all his advice on life from 4chans and at the end he tries cutting to be emo but accodentally kills himself.
I think the point of that ending would be for it to not contextually make sense/be significant, but for it to be metaphorically important. A film about liars and deceitfulness, and all the characters fall on hard times due to their lies. Except for the one character at the end who has a genuine and honest exchange with a complete stranger l, and is thusly rewarded.
>>5163329
>that song
What
>>5163322
repost
that pic
pls
>>5163332
What are you asking, when your tits will go away after stopping hrt?
The breast buds will never go away.
>>5163332
You, uh, may have a problem there, yeah.
>>5163306
the craziest thing about me besides being trans is my obsession with ramen and buffalo wings desu
>>5163342
was that an actual desu or a to be honest
>>5163326
You're a narcissisus. That's only because you're powerful though and you're actually successful. You're literally a camwhore tranny. That's crazy on its own but youre very self absorbed and vain. Whether or not you deserve to be I think you have a right to be since you're taking what you got and making it work. I can't dislike you just because you're successful. It makes the other girls dysphoric so that gets me hard and wet
>>5163344
that was a to be honest, but I guess maybe some wordfilter stuff is happening rn
>>5163346
baka senpai desu kek
>>5163333
>animoo
The only acceptable anime here is manly anime, not that you can't watch and post girly anime, but if you do you're basically admitting that your an AGP nerd who only wants to transition because their life has become so structured around shows for lonely dweebs that their standards for life are based off moeness and their dysphoria would probably go away if they stopped browsing 4chan/watching bad anime
:^)
>>5163344
Does it matter anymore
>>5163343
Get a b.a. in failure and debt?
>>5163306
actually
i wonder about the people who have legit mental illnesses, VS the ppl who are just like stunted psychologically, or are autistic or apeshit
>>5163346
oh okay I figured you mightve gone full weeb
but yes I like ramen too
>>5163351
>the ppl who are just like stunted psychologically, or are autistic or apeshit
Just say it's you. It's not like we already don't know.
>>5163349
>not liking anime
Why you bein so simple senpai
>>5163351
But being stunted psychologically and being autistic are legit mental illnesses.
>>5163351
Who do you think are mentally deranged?
>>5163349
That makes sense.
What about 3D senpai?
>>5163353
yeah don't worry, I'm not exactly much of a weeb and at this point I probably won't ever be
I just love hot, spicy, brothy soups
>>5163359
Oh so you already did this rodeo. May I inquire as to why?
>>5163359
why are you cycling off?
>>5163358
Eh, it varies. It might also mean you're AGP though, so you should probably cease transition now just in case you're doing so for the wrong reason.
goodmorning how is everyone??
>>5163365
I see. What is your opinion on weeb games? Are they an AGP indicator?
>>5163361
I just love the freshness of good ramen and I had to ban myself from eating it because I got fat
>>5163366
Hello senpai
I'm feeling nervous but happy.
u?
>>5163368
>tfw will never be cis girl
>>5163356
no stunted growth is readily fixable autism isn't a mental/psychological illness in the same way as other things
>>5163357
i would prefer not to answer that; some are obvious (so i mean, put two and two together, lol), some are not obvious and would like to keep it that way.
>>5163354
i know that your intent was to insult me, but i'm not an autist, nor am I immature or socially awkward to a degree that makes it hard for me to function; I do have mental illness yes, although i wouldn't have accepted that until a few months ago, and i have a family with a repugnant history of psychological illness so it's not really as if I'm even a special case or something, my genes are just trash
that was tmi but i wanted to set the record straight before you idiots start fostering all sorts of silly lies
>>5163358
that looks so
so weird
>>5163368
It depends, are you playing as a guy or a girl?
If you're playing as a girl then it means you're using the videogame as a way to express your dirty AGP fantasies.
If you're playing as a guy then you're not true trans as you're not using the opportunity of videogames to expres your true gender identity, so you're probably just confused.
>>5163366
tired and comfy, ready to go to bed
how are you??
>>5163375
>autism isn't a mental/psychological illness in the same way as other things
Oh god, you're not implying that a person can unlearn-autism are you?
>>5163345
>that gets me hard and wet
wAIT WHAT LOL
HOW AM I POWERFUL i mean i think to an extent i've become successful with what i do but it's not difficult to do what i do. or at least as difficult as some other jobs that pay the same. i'm not that vain though at all ;_;
Morning ladies, hope you're all doing well! This is my body without hormones, how wild of a ride am I in for? I can't wait for them to arrive desu
>>5163383
o sorry btw, lost my trip there for a sec cause of other board postinz
>>5163371
yeah im feeling pretty goood i guess ^^
what are you nervous about?????
>>5163386
you are intersex
>>5163386
Your neck looks to have accidentally
>>5163380
I hope you have a good sleep u r a good trip
>>5163386
>this is my body without hormones
I'll be the first to call bullshit on that
>>5163382
a lot of people don't take autism seriously
I've just gotten used to it at this point
>>5163386
>without hormones
uhhhh, I think you'll be more than fine anon
>>5163394
ty, I will
>>5163389
Just being a trans senpai.
On one hand Its a relief to finally understand what going on, but at the same time I don't want to tell my cousins.
I love them so much senpai, I don't want them to think of me as some weird freak.
>>5163376
Well to take Mass effect as an example I always play first as a Paragon male Shepard and afterwards, down the line, I play as a renegade female Shepard.
>>5163382
>Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior. Parents usually notice signs in the first two years of their child's life
no i'm saying that a neoroogical disorder is not the same as something like bipolar disorder, clincal depression, or schizophrenia etc etc.
>A mental disorder, also called a mental illness, psychological disorder or psychiatric disorder, is mental or behavioral pattern that causes either suffering or a poor ability to function in ordinary life.
>>5163398
i do take autism seriously i think maybe i was unclear in my statement but i did clarify, so.......
>>5163401
trip on raspberry :3c
>>5163386
So pudgy and flabby.
>>5163405
hello! <:3)~
>>5163411
I've already been to a therapist and she helped me but at this point I have to help myself
>>5163403
Hmm, it's really hard to say, on one hand you played as male the first time around(showing that you're really just a confused male), but on the other you also played as a female(meaning you're probably just AGP).
I'd say your probably trans, like 85%, but just in case of that other 15% you should detransition now.
>>5163407
Why not give it three months to see how you like being a girly boy? That ain't so long and nothing you can't get rid off easily.
>>5163390
Im guessing thats a good thing in the long run?
>>5163393
Yeah, long neck is long ;-;
>>5163395
Judgin by your response ive got a good enough base to build on?
>>5163406
I don't exercise at all and pretty much live on a diet of fizzy pop, whatever god tier home cooked meal my mum makes and random sweets lying around. Metabolism has finally caught up
hey senpai, I gotta date with a girl!
>>5163412
fair enough!!
i feel like a therapist should take you to the point where you're absolutely certain one way or another but the choice was always very clear to me.
from the other things you've said it seems like you very clearly want to transition but idk why you're scared, i mean truth be told, you can always get a mastectomy, and your dick would go back to normal after you're off hormones for a while, so i mean.......
>>5163418
oh good for you!!
>>5163386
you have a nice waist
>>5163418
A real girl or a "girl"?
>>5163366
h-hey
I'm listening to some christmas music
>>5163386
You been to a doctor about hormone issues before? Seeing an endo? You don't exactly look like you've got a testosterone-dominant body as-is.
Every time I jack off to your pictures ladies I feel like a pedophile
>>5163413
I'll have that in mind next time I play another Bioware game.
>>5163423
she's cis if thats what you're asking. We're in a certain organization together and i asked her out at a meeting
>>5163424
The only good Christmas song is Fairy Tale Of New York, and maybe that Tim Minchin one if you're feeling sappy.
>>5163415
that's what I'm doing
I wish I just could pick one and not live with regret
that'd be awesome
I could do either so easily if I just committed
>>5163431
this is just plain wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmEfFlbqbbY
>>5163428
What
>>5163431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vNcGlM8O3I
bruh
>>5163431
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ5rI461KNE
>>5163417
Hard to judge from just pictures... Need to know how big in reference to cis girls.
>>5163421
Thank you!
>>5163425
I just turned 22 last month
>>5163426
No i've not seen anyone, I live in England and I heard its a nightmare getting to see someone on the NHS so I thought i'd just buy some hormones online and see where I go from there. I was just going to follow the prescribed dose that it says on the guide
If you don't find this attractive you need to go back to transbian general
>>5163431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3I86sGDRE
>>5163428
chasers pls go
I'd ask why we're talking about Christmas music but I've already came to accept that the holiday lasts three months now(October 1st- December 31st)
>>5163429
I'm glad I could help. I hope you have a successful detransition.
>>5163433
Also, jeez, I just realized how bad that sounded. That was not intended to be a humblebrag or anything of the sort
fuck I'm tired
>>5163444
Maybe it's a transbian.
>>5163439
i turned 22 last week
oh fuck this dumb project proposal I'm supposed to write is supposed to be one more page and I'm all out of bullshit to write what do i do senpai
>>5163445
I just cant stand it when people think that such a cynical song is most representative of christmas because christmas means a lot to me. That said it is in my christmas song playlist along with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xNuUEnh2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ6yQgBvuoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN4Uu0OlmTg
>>5163452
That looks really good. Guess Bethesda did it again.
>>5163451
Looks like we are in the same boat kohai, I still havn't finished my personal statement for my application to university. What's your project about?
>>5163456
>Guess Bethesda did it 'again'
I'm sorry, but what?
>>5163457
it is an archival project focusing on the diaries of women who went to finishing school or colleges for women in the mid 19th century up to the 20th. My professor is a huge feminist.
>>5163458
I am saying they have another hit on their hands. Fallout 4 will be an even better game than Skyrim.
>>5163455
Christmas means something to me as well, which is better summed up by the Tim Minchin one to be honest. The rest is the sort of thing which just never did it for me, sorry. Fairy Tale Of New York is just a good song irrespective of the Christmas element, and it reminds me of Christmas with my family as a kid.
>>5163461
Yeah probably. Its going to sell like crazy. I do wonder where their buggy as games will go in the future though. Can't stay popular forever.
Sigh.. Can't sleep.
>>5163452
>tfw ywn have either figure
>>5163467
>Tfw you're closer to the left than the right. Blah..
>>5163465
Oh stop being such a bitter /v/irgin. Their games are super fun, they are not that buggy and you have a wealth of mods out there.
FO4 will certainly be better than that Undertale crap.
>>5163466
Sleep is a waste of time anyway, just stay awake forever, it's what I'm doing.
>>5163473
Honestly most of that stuff is true enough. I'm just not a huge fan of sandbox games, and there have been a ton recently. Probably still going to give it a pirate eventually though.
>>5163474
I usually run off about 4 hours a night. So 40 or so hours straight sucks, I don't really sleep in either unless I'm sick as hell.
>tfw a good 25% of followers of my blog are chasers or sissy cd scum
>>5163479
what's your blog
>>5163463
my father would trash the christmas tree nearly every year, at one point calling the angel topper evil... this was around my birthday which is on the 2nd of December
being a december child in a poor family, I rarely ever got birthday presents.
but my mum would do whatever she could to make sure we all had a regular christmas (as regular as you can ask when you have an alcoholic sociopathic psychopath as your father)
even just the sound of a christmas beetle buzzing around makes me nostalgic for a horrible horrible childhood.
Can someone repost the rape copypasta? I want to use it on some people
>>5163485
baphomew.tumblr.com
>>5163488
>Well I'll shut up about it now then.
you dont have to, I'm just saying... it means a lot
>>5163482
We have the same birthday.
#wow #whoa
That sucks though, m8.
>>5163491
I get it means a lot to you, and it means something different to me. Not sure what else there is to discuss, unless you want me to go on inconsiderately about how blandly pleasant it was for me.
Can I get a prayer from my Christian sisters here?
I just want to prayv that tomorrow is going to be a safe day and that everything turns out ok. I just want to pray for the tight money situation im in right now. I want to prayv that these young ladies decide to detransition at some point and accept how you made them god. I will always show lve to them however they need Jesus.
what did y'all dress up for halloween?
thats me on the left
>>5163497
You are fucking dumb/not funny.
>>5163499
Im not making a joke
>>5163501
That's really sad.
>>5163497
Love God, believe in Jesus, don't believe any human can tell me how to live. If being any form of lgbt is actually wrong, then I welcome my judgement, but I personally believe he thinks otherwise. Good luck trying to convince me about the box you're putting God into anon.
>>5163497
Thought jesus was dead senpai.
Would you a succubus(male)?
Just a reminder that you're all going to hell unless you detransition and repent
>>5163514
parties, you fools
>>5163512
You mean an Incubus?
>>5163512
Why would a succubus be a male that's not how it works
>>5163517
Its an incubus who get wrongly categorized as a succubus.
Just an excuse for gay shit really.
>>5163513
>implying we arent already in hell
silly anon
this life is the punishment for our degeneracy in the past lives
>>5163518
ur gay
>>5163518
>>5163517
like this
>>5163523
u fuck up your links senpai?
hi whats going on rn
>>5163523
don't call me gay and then say you like this this makes no sense
>>5163527
not gay if he's weaking a skirt
>>5163523
Lol a male is an Incubus and the female is Succubus. Unless you're talking about a fictional transsuccubus.. Or a transincubus.. Yeah I'm not feeding the troll anymore than this.
>>5163512
i want a qt boy!
>>5163516
i've never been invited to one as an adult
>>5163522
well
i mean thats how i tend to think in general, but i feel like a halloween costume would be a good excuse for me to wear something way more revealing/sexual than i would ever feel comfotable wearing otherwise, but idk
i also have this problem where ppl stare at me regardless of what im wearing so blehh
im trying to image something you could wear that would make u look masculine and im drawing a blank here,...lol
>>5163530
Hey red just gonna say but ur really hot...
>>5163534
bullshit
you think so?
>>5163535
yah shhh tho
>>5163535
I'd say you're around 98.6°. But also visually appealing.
>>5163538
Thats barely even censoring senpai.
>>5163540
It is to the nips.
>look up gillian anderson red carpet stuff for the x-files movie in 98
holy shit i cant even deal
>>5163540
its more than a lot of doujin artists do
>>5163545
You kiss butts with your butts. You know one of those butt battles people are always talking about.
>>5163545
no you post more pictures of urself
>>5163546
Visions of requiem floated in my head right then
>>5163547
I...don't have may pictures of myself that I like that don't me look like a MEGA twink
>>5163539
You have seriously been tripping for less than a day and I already hate you so much
http://www.academia.edu/8127357/Estrogen_Progesterone_Cycling_and_TS_Wiley_Protocol_Why_its_probably_right_for_All_Women_Cis_or_Trans
!!!!?!?!?!
what do you think of this?
>>5163551
ahh ur hair ur outfits ur face and ur septum are the bomb
>>5163551
Pretty qt actually.
Funny thing is my hair is about that long and I haven't even started transitioning lol.
>>5163552
Glad to be of service! Is it like a hatefuck feeling or wishing death on me. I gotta know. :3
>>5163559
Get out Attila the Hon
Choose one, /mtfg/
>>5163565
ew butt left
Ohayou
>>5163565
Chocolate
Lavender
Vanilla
In that order
I wish I didnt have a buffalo bill hairline staring back at me
I wish that weightloss was easier, and that I wasnt so weak
I wish that I wasnt a man and failing that, I wish I was dead
>>5163565
Brown. Haircut is cute. Don't like garter belts though.
>>5163575
>Don't like garter belts though.
Not even on cuties?
>>5163577
>cuties
>these hands
>>5163530
me too tbqh
>>5163577
and these dirty nails, eww
>>5163564
But China looks so plump for the taking..
>>5163577
Hips really needs to learn how to clean her nails.
>>5163579
Ignore his hand I can't crop it out
>>5163584
I KNOW IT MAKES ME SO SAD
>>5163573
kill yourself
>>5163583
Quit posting your terrible attempts at humor here and go satisfy your fetishitic urges elsewhere, sir. Please quit lusting after the girls who are half your age that post here you old creepy straight man.
>>5163577
Don't want to sound like a slut, but it covers too much skin. Pantyhose is all good though.
>>5163573
Dying isn't all it's cracked up to be
Sometimes you wake up anyway
YO YO YO YO YO WHAT UP PARTY SHEEPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEE!!!!!
>>5163593
hello anne it is quiet time not sheeple time
>>5163589
>Quit posting your terrible attempts at humor
I laughed
>>5163590
I M P U R E S L U T
>>5163597
You're awful too but at least bearable. Don't encourage him.
>>5163599
>You're awful too
>mfw
>>5163597
>impure
I'm handholdless senpai i'm pure as hell.
Unless you count masturbation.
>>5163565
>tfw no slave boy sex toy
>>5163603
thought u were gay
>>5163602
Oh touching yourself is fine
But all those filthy impure thoughts in your mind show the corruption of your soul
>>5163609
Good thing I don't secretly have a fetish for rape then senpai.
hey girls
gym was fun
my legs are sore
:3 how are we all doing
also,
>>5163590
>>5163575
garter belts are great u ingrate
>>5163606
u thought wrong
>>5163614
plz no post this i am pretty gay
>ITT Mentally unsound people being egged on by emotionally damaged people
>>5163612
we're lewd atm apparently.
>>5163613
why is everyone here hot help me
>>5163610
>Good thing I don't secretly have a fetish for rape then senpai
In that it isn't a secret?
Welp, just broke up with boyfriend officially have cut all ties from everyone in my life.
>>5163622
Quick! Get hot!
>>5163618
That isn't even a good photo
ˢᵒʳʳʸ
I feel like I shouldn't post the good one again though because I Feel like people would get mad at me
>>5163617
yes good
please continue
>>5163627
Your rape fetish, I thought
>>5163628
it's okay you're just cute
>>5163631
I'm innocent senpai, I would never get off on something so depraved as that.
>>5163633
ᵗʰᵃᶰᵏˢ ᵘ///ᵘ
>>5163627
>What happened?
Just got into an argument, the first we ever had and it just didnt stop.
I suggest a ww.
The planet is over populated and we need to thin out a few billon people
>>5163656
a-anon that was wildly off topic
>>5163652
Sorry to hear it senpai, you want to talk about it?>>5163656
Sounds stressful senpai.
>>5163613
>someone deleted the photo
oh yes, the incredibly offensive nipple
all fear the nipple
>>5163664
post moar
rebel
>>5163664
>Asians with blond hair
y ruin it
>>5163584
Wait is hips a girl now?
I thought they were just qtsexual?
>>5163667
>>5163674
nice nop nip
>>5163672
R u me?
>>5163672
I don't know senpai. Leave them to their own thing.
>>5163681
i think someone needs some ice cream and a nap :(
>>5163681
We've never posted within 30seconds...
>>5163685
I think you should stop having sympathy for a doomed species.
>>5163686
i hated that kid in college classes
>>5163693
i think you should take two advil and lie down :)
Has anybody tried fake tits or just stuffing a bra? Do they feel fake, like if you gave someone a hug not if they were feeling you up.
>>5163695
>tfw was that kid in my biology, chemistry, and anatomy classes
Looking around here it almost looks like /mtfg/ is some sort of snake that shed its skin or something. Maybe I'm just tired but I feel like there's a lot of new faces here and a lot of old ones are gone.
Working on 3 years on this board is depressing seeing everyone go ;3;
>wake up
>dead thread
>>5163723
Maybe that's a hint for you to leave too
>>5163695
What do you think that kid is doing right now?
>>5163728
Thats a bit mean.
>>5163723
Not necessarily a bad thing, is it? If people don't need this any more.
>>5163723
I just got back from a 3 month break, not that anyone would've noticed
>>5163733
Nobody *needs* this. It's just the easiest way out.
>>5163685
I could totally go for that desu
Maybe skip the ice cream, no amount of HRT seems to make the fat go anywhere but my belly
>tfw too paranoid to sleep because the of off chance I'll sleep through my alarm and miss my flight
>>5163728
No need to be a bitter hon
>>5163743
Last time I had to catch a train I didn't sleep the night before. I just spent the time shitposting in a persona thread.
>tfw not a princess
>>5163739
Yeah, fine, we can argue semantics. But what I mean is, people have got to a point in their lives where they're not looking for this sort of vague outlet and support thing.
Unless you thought by "this" I meant "transition", which is my fault for being unclear.
>>5163728
Eh, I'm making my exit slowly but surely. I imagine once I'm done with voice training I won't post here much more. Maybe for hair advice cause I still haven't decided how to get my haircut. But yeah, most of the friends I've made from here I talk to outside of the general pretty regularly anyways so .-. it's just so negative all the time like whyyyyyyy
>>5163733
That was my thoughts on it kinda. This general seems to be a purgatory of sorts. Once people have their shit straight they kinda just disappear from mtfg.
>>5163737
wbwb
>>5163748
Yeah being able to sleep through 20+ alarms sucks :<, hell I've slept through a fire alarm more than once.
>>5163750
This is not semantics. This place is the very opposite of supportive and one of the major reasons people come here is because it's easier then say work on their voice or do anything positive.
>>5163756
y-you're leaving?
>tfw it hurts to eat large amounts cuz you were starving yourself and stomach is smaller
>>5163769
>mtfg
>not negative
>>5163777
why u don't look fat >.>
>>5163780
i'm actually a bit chubby
165 pounds at 6'2
>>5163756
>it's just so negative all the time like whyyyyyyy
You're looking at mtfg through rose tinted glasses
>>5163784
Jocelyn is right though
>>5163788
Didn't say she was wrong, I just don't like the way people say mtfg is suddenly shit, it was always shit
>>5163769
Just wait. I would bet my life that there's at least one senseless argument that devolves into utter nonsense and people screaming at nothing today.
>>5163773
I mean, I'll still check in everyone once in a while after I make a dedicated exit like most everyone who has ever tripped here before does. But yeah, one day in the near future.
>you stay
>i go
>no follow
>>5163793
No, it's always been shit lol. I know that for a fact. It's actually considerably better now than it used to be. There was a good year or so I'd say where you could come into this general at any given moment and it's just be an all out war between Angie and PoTC
>>5163794
You get senseless arguments everywhere senpai. Its a bit much to expect people to always be perfect.
Love Vin Diesel though
>do the whole wake up and pee thing
>lay back down to go back to sleep
>starting to fall back asleep
>feels like something is bothering me
>it's on my shoulder
>ow it actually really hurts
>look in mirror
>bugbite
fml
>>5163783
165 isn't chubby at 6'2", it's well within the normal healthy BMI range
>>5163802
I knowww, I knowww. It's just one thing to get senseless arguments where it doesn't really effect anybody. It's another to have them in a place like mtfg that's "technically" supposed to be a support circle. Like I actually wonder how much any of the information in the OP is actually even looked at.
It took me a while of lurking on anon before I could even get the guts to post in here. When I started tripping I made it a point to be overtly nice to everyone so I couldn't get caught up in the craziness that can happen in here.
>>5163802
No, YOU get into senseless arguments!!!
(<3)
umm lets talk about boys
i really like forearms & the thought of holding hands with boys
>>5163770
Right, misunderstood you. I guess it could be that for some people. For me, at least, seeing other people making progress and look pretty gives me a bit of a boost sometimes, and knowing I'll never be Kayla levels of fucked up prevents me getting too despairing.
>>5163816
I don't even know if I actually like boys or not, so confused about my sexuality desu.
>>5163811
I think I'll actually miss you if you leave. All the shit with kiwi aside you've always been really cool, and I don't think people give you enough credit for what little I know you've been through. I know you said you aren't leaving now, but I'm merely an anon who lurks here every so often and I wouldn't wanna miss a chance to give you a farewell. So good luck in life, Joce. You're not too shabby.
>>5163822
I think it's the honesty, most other trans communities don't seem to talk as much about what dysphoria is actually like, some of them even act like (or maybe even believe) that they want to be trans rather than a cis member of the gender they identify as.
>>5163822
r u a trip
y r u calling me senpai
but uh, yeah that makes sense, if you're newer I guess. I remember when I first discovered mtfg there was an overwhelming feeling of like "holy crap there's TONS of people like me" and it was neat but the novelty does wear off over time. If you're happy you're happy though, nothing creepy about that.
>>5163827
aw thanks! I hope things pan out well for you as well. I'm sure you'll catch me posting again, it's gonna take a while for me to work on my voice.
>>5163831
this is highly prevalent on reddit (/r/asktransgender) it's kinda weird
>>5163816
i like those too
>>5163816
>holding hands
But sweaty palms tho
>>5163822
I kinda get what you mean about belonging somewhere. I don't think there's been another trans place where I've really got the same level of insight into what other people are actually experiencing. It's always either cleaned up for presentation to the general public, or radical queer bullshit making it into some political thing irrelevant to anyone's day-to-day life.
>>5163831
Also this.
I'm gonna head off to bed now ladies. It was nice checking in on everyone without getting reamed but the 12 games of LoL I played today combined with this shit I just smoked have me feeling pretty ready to crash out.
Gnight <3
>>5163852
senpai desu is this in actual thing
>>5163853
nighty nite
>>5163855
baka desu senpai, they got rid of the sjw one.
>>5163816
w-we should hold hands... for practice, y-you know
>>5163858
desu senpai which ones the baka one and why are they here
>>5163819
>Kayla levels of fucked up
excuse me but what the fuck does that mean?
>>5163866
s m h senpai
>>5163870
Kayla it's 6:20 am, go to sleep. It's time to let the adults talk in peace.
Every week I think about canceling.
I hate it so much. I just don't want to be poked today.
c.uck kek
t.bh desu
f.am senpai
>>5163881
>mtfg
>adults
>>5163881
but I have to go out early this morning to get my teeth whitened
>>5163882
*poke*
>>5163882
Just imagine your fighting Ornstein and Smough senpai.
>>5163870
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5163816
i have these thoughts also
but with girls too
g-girls with defined arms and abs...
>>5163783
Lmao you're 6'2"?? You're so disgusting hahaha fuckkkk. The incredible ginger hulk, they must have felt really sorry for you to let you into the sorority
>>5163901
Whoa there hon
Time to lay off the edge
>>5163901
haha epic bro.
>>5163905
Not a chance
>>5163905
If you have this little faith in your personality, then you have absolutely no chance.
testing word filter ...
baka
desu
senpai
sjw
kek
>>5163912
i think amazon women are fuckin hot
Good morning senpai
>>5163914
Where did you get these senpai.
>>5163914
>>5163905
oi i remember you. probably an shitposter tho.
you don't even have a chance with a prostitute.
>>5163912
I know right, bro? A cis male just like you
>>5163917
>that slightly smug grin
>>5163922
are you awake from your two-advil and ice cream nap or are you a different anon that needs two advil and some chunky monkey?
>>5163917
STOPPPPPPPPPPP posting pics (but please do senpai)
>>5163925
pepe?
morning everyone! <3
my friend's coming to take her kitty back today :( I'm gonna miss this pudgy little cutie </3
>>5163935
Is there something you can compare it to in pain levels?
Christmas is coming. my family say I can have a 'friend' stay over, probably meaning a partner but also an actual friend. They're aware many trans people have shitty family situations and I think it's sweet they want to welcome my friends in as well. However, the rest of my family come around at Christmas for a free meal and for a reminder that they're alone the rest of the year because they're pieces of shit. Honestly who the fuck would want to avoid a shitty family situation just to be part of someone else's?
>>5163941
Ayyyy lmao
>>5163912
Le epic meme XD
>>5163941
yea sounds good to me
gym night tonight though <3 gimme like half a year and I'll be skinny and beautiful <3
>>5163948
awwwww kitties are amazing! My roommate has 2 and then I'm pet-sitting for my friend (who is also my ex) so 3 little fluffballs this weekend <333333
>>5163939
Well, I've never had a tattoo so I don't know if it compares, but it's like getting a thick needled shot in your face, it stays there in your face and then gets really hot. Then she'll pluck the hair which hurts just like any other time you'd try to pluck a facial hair.
>>5163948
I have red facial hair too and I'm thinking about looking around for that special laser like one person talked about that I don't believe exists but this has become too expensive and painful.
I have to stay inside all day on Mondays too because usually my face will be red and swollen since I have "sensitive skin". Sometimes the redness will last into the next day and it's embarrassing.
Good morning!
>>5163933
I haven't pet my cat in a year
R.I.P Prancester
Thankfully a cat cafe is opening in the city I'm close to
>>5163962
Good afternoon.
>>5163917
HULK SMASH
>>5163946
my close family are incredibly supportive. my more distant relatives are awful bigots that live alone, wondering why no-one wants to see them. I'm the one that shops and cooks, so sorry about your dead weight theory. My grandparents, aunts and uncles will snipe at me for being a tranny freak, but they'll still eat the dinner I made them. I'd feel bad for any friend there that had to sit in on that.
>>5163962
ohio!
>>5163967
aw I'm sorry </3
that's good though
>>5163983
Fellow daywalker, welcome! Best of both worlds lol.
>>5163917
Why is every redhead that posts here such a disgusting freak
>>5163983
Yeah but I don't hear people complain much about laser when it comes to permanency, and electro takes 1-2 years of weekly sessions if you're my age at least and I hardly even grew facial hair before HRT
>>5164000
I'm sorry I'm just a baka gaijin
>>5163987
wow way to be such an oregon.. can you connecticut it out???
>>5164000
but she's Canadian ;3
>>5163989
u got it now f@m.
let the memes overflows u
>>5163983
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;-;
>>5164000
but its cute anon...
>>5164006
dont worry u r qt
おはよう :^)
>>5164011
I know Q_Q.
>>5164007
Sames, it's why I switched to bangs, but my hair still wants to part just enough to show it sometimes, I think it was just a bad haircut though honestly. Is yours in the strawberry blonde range as well? Almost feels like in some light it's blonde in some it's red. Yay natural highlights~
>>5163987
Also, it's a two part thing that I was doing.
It sounds somewhat like japanese but it's a simpsons reference.
Springfield, Ohi---ya Maude!
>>5163962
Good morning!!
>>5164022
Hate when that happens but I love guys with facial hair, it must be a curse
>>5164035
I petted a cat for almost an hour once, rubbing belly and stuff.
my hand was red and swollen afterwards... but whatever, cats are qt :3
>>5164045
Okay. What is it? Do you also have a cat?
>>5164022
>sexual partner
Don't have one, don't want one right now.
>>5164027
Nah, it's more coppery brown. I wish I had that colouring, but I still like what I've got, the only thing I'd dye my hair to would be pure white, which is way too damaging to my hair to consider.
>>5164035
At least i can still get a nigerian dwarf goat :3.
>>5164045
Straight men please leave this thread. Where are all of these gross anime transbians coming from lately?
>>5164053
I want a birb desu
>>5164058
Korra pls
>>5164058
eww that bodyy... :s
>>5164052
Idk, have some Yuri tho :^)
>>5164049
Yeah I've been thinking of Plat blonde or something but don't wanna lose this color for good or something somehow.
>>5164053
so you have Balanitis?
>>5164070
You used to be a pure, straight white woman. What happened? You went full hon. I think it must be the drugs.
>see spider on the wall
>go to get a piece of paper to escort it out of the room
>it runs onto the paper and then it FUCKING JUMPS OFF THE PAPER
>I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WENT
Welp guess I'm never going in my bedroom ever again RIP
>>5164039
D: that's awful! I'm so sorry you have to deal with that :(
>>5164049
awww that's cute! <3
>>5164006
hi
are you feeling better??
>tfw boring dark brown/black hair
Blond and red is just so much more exciting.
>>5164077
D: that's why you use a cup or glass
also dw, cat's qtness more than makes up for it.
>>5164077
Burn the place down then you can go back in of course.
>>5164087
why is your verbiage so prickly anon
>>5164084
I DIDN'T HAVE ONE AND I DIDN'T THINK AGH
And ok that's good <3 HERE'S A KITTY PICTURE You won't get all allergic from it <3
>>5164093
I think I just want kitties, but chinchillas are cute too <3
>>5164094
Sounds like a plan
>>5164098
>calling other people degenerates
b-but you're on a kenyan horse-breeding porn internet webforum
>>5164105
i'm sorry, i hope you're having a good day
>>5164112
They a best, pretty expensive but.
>>5164098
>Leftist-minded
I'm conservative senpai. Although I guess thats still leftist compare to some places.
>>5164122
stealing mtf buttpics is pretty degenerate anon ;3
like a couple cousin-fuckers cornholin' the livestock
E G G M A N
E G G M A N
E G G M A N
I SUMMON YOU
>>5164128
>like a couple cousin-fuckers cornholin' the livestock
That's... awfully specific.
>tfw spent all yesterday preparing for a class only to have it canceled this morning
>>5164131
I have answered your prayers anon
>>5164112
yes sounds beautiful.
>>5164134
IT WORKED
Really hungry senpai. Didn't get any sleep last night, so i've been up for a while.
Hey, do I pass?
>>5164082
Hi kit! I am actually feeling a little bit better after some sleep, thanks for asking. How are you? ^^
>>5164076
Anon I've always been at least a little gay desu. I'm one of those bi degenerates ;~;
>>5164071
Lesbian is purest form of love!
>>5164133
it's just a very apt quote from the movie i'm watching
>>5164138
I have answered your prayer anon, what do thy wish for?
>>5164142
If you got a nosejob and didn't smile that much, maybe.
>>5164120
well they're easier to care for and eat less since they're smaller, also their milk has the highest fat content of goats, Idk if the like enzyme stuff is different tho and I gotta research that cus I wanna do like soap and skin-care stuff too in addition to cheese and kefir
>>5164154
A bountiful harvest and precum soaked penises. Ty benevolent passing overlord
>>5164158
Yeah I'm sure you can return a profit with them, but for pet purposes they're pretty exorbitant.
>>5164159
It works with real girls.
>>5164159
I feel sad and jaded that I no longer believe in the purity of yuri.
>>5164159
but..
it's pure... :(
>>5164161
Thy request hath been denied.
(ss just to prove I'm not posting as anon)
>>5164152
Don't tell me you are watching Mississippi Burning?
>>5164170
Rude.
>>5164144
umm im good thanks ^^
i slept most of the day but its ok
im really glad that you are feeling better tho n_n
>>5164177
Abby can't get a penis for herself, what made you think she could get you one?
>>5164159
I guess I'm really doing it right then ^^
>>5164142
no sry :/
>>5164183
Your chair arrived.
>>5164183
So where are the girls?
>>5164182
>yfw I have 2 nerdy guys I play Dresden files with acting desperate and clingy toward me
I think I could have a bf by now if I wanted one, I'm just not willing to lower my standards.
>>5164104
aww :3
fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck
I can't deal with this uni stuff
I'm fucking panicking
idk what to do
oh god oh god
>>5163351
does brain damage count as a mental illness?
>>5163271
wow, early on, that's impressive
god I feel sad
so so sad
I'd rather feel nothing instead
I don't know anyone in real life I can talk to, nobody who'd relate
>>5163482
no trashing anything but every year my dad makes sure to start up some massive argument while we're opening presents by calling me a faggot or my mum a whore and refuses to open any of his presents on christmas day, instead opening them over the course of the year and not thanking anybody or anything
he's a bit of a sociopath
>>5163498
already posted, schoolgirl uniform
>>5163977
>mfw parents pre-emptively snipe at me about being trans even though they don't know I really am yet
>>5164188
oh look
it's the box I'll be living in by next summer when I'm homeless
fancy that
>>5164188
hon it uP!!!
>>5164193
>Dresden files
Yeah those are not bf material. What happened to that pansexual genderfluid etc. gf?
>>5164197
>I can't deal with this uni stuff
>I'm fucking panicking
>idk what to do
>get up in class, go out, throw shut the door behind me
>never ever go to uni again
>concentrate on transition
>regret ever having started uni in the first place
>regret the 7 years of my life wasted doing basically nothing
idk... desu my way of dealing with it wasn't very good either
OMG so I think I'm getting my eyebrows threaded on Wednesday!
Goodbye caterpillars <3
>>5164209
but I'm doing a STEM degree
I need to pass it, it's practically the only way I'll get a job I'm able to live on round here
>>5164200
Sometimes the truth hurts anon
>>5164206
I wanted real relationship and they didn't. Just didn't work out. I think they are off memeing over another grill now. I'm kinda glad it didn't go past a first kiss desu
>>5164215
Oh no. Another unpassing beta who thought girls have it better in STEM.
>>5164220
Those thighs looks nice.
>>5164215
well for me it was either quit uni and finally do something about the whole trans situation or kill myself... so...
...sorry I can't really help.
>>5164220
Good for you.
You need to find some dependable, conservative dude.
>>5164215
Nobody is ever going to employ you, you're an absolute disgrace of a human being.
>>5164241
are you okay?
do you need someone to talk to
>>5164242
wow Abby... what are you humble thanking people now?
FOR SHAME
<3
>>5164241
there's nowhere I can buy helium around here and even if there was I'd have no reason why I need it prepared if they ask
the easiest way would be to jump in the quarry lake near my uni, it's difficult to get out again and it's so cold muscle shock sets in quickly (people have drowned there accidentally several times) but I'm scared of the pain or that I'll reflexively end up on my back and able to breathe
this kitten...
my heart...
>>5164251
>there's nowhere I can buy helium
I'm so sick and tired of this widespread meme and how people say they can't get it to avoid going through with it.
Mother fucker, GO BUY NITROGEN
Any welding place has it, I know of three places within Walking distance of me where I can get it.
Jfc.
>>5164251
buy LN2, say it's for a science experiment
>>5164254
D'awww :3
>>5164255
I mean ANY gas canisters and shit, obviously, jesus
It's a provincial cathedral city, there's not just a giant industrial estate round the corner and again isn't it controlled or anything?? how much is it??
>>5164251
a-are you serious right now
is this just a meme
...don't be serious please :(
>>5164251
Don't kill yourself senpai.
>>5164257
If you think that's how it works you're pretty naive
you wouldn't believe the paperwork we have to fill out to do experiments
>>5164256
heh you're swimming in anons though <3
>>5164248
Sorry! let me get back into character *clears throat*. fuck you too anons!
>>5164254
oh my gosh ;u;
>>5164273
Thanks for your humble apology, now before this gets too far.
I-I MEAN FUG U 2!!
>>5164246
I'm fine just tired of seeing this delusional man posting about his foot long list of disabilities.
>>5164269
because I am a horrible person that is dead on the inside
>>5164283
I'm sorry to hear that, you should seek professional help.
>>5164270
I am, but I can't actually kiss and cuddle or be physically intimate with anons on the internet ;~;
>>5164279
now stop stalking my posts anon
>>5164290
Shame. I'd cuddle everyone in this thread if I could.
>>5164251
killing yourself won't make you finish uni either... so before it comes to that try what I did before maybe.
>>5164290
you can imagine it on skype or something n.n
>captcha select all pizza
>>5164290
Wanna know a secret?
[spoiler]some anons are actually people[/spoiler]
>>5164254
I'm gonna cry it's so cute ;-;
>Tfw moms favorite child
>Mom getting close to menopause
>Starting to get baby crazy
>Tells me how she wishes she had had a second son before getting her tubes tied
>Lately been telling me all these things about how seeing me grow into a young man has been one of the most fulfilling parts of her life
I don't know if I can ever come out to this woman.
>>5164293
even a souless ginger degenerate like me?
>>5164263
There is literally no reason why I shouldn't
-I don't have any close relationships or anyone relying on me and my parents have another, more talented child anyway
-I'm mentally and physically disabled to the point I can't pursue any of my dream jobs or even the hobbies that I would like to do
-I live in an area (and at a time) where there is practically zero work, to the extent that even most of my not-disabled friends in my hometown have turned to drugs
-Even if I did find work, it is extremely likely I would not be paid enough to be able to afford to move out from my parents and away to a city with better opportunities, if indeed such a place exists
-I will probably never look shit and while I've been hoping transitioning will do away with the dysphoric part of my depression the fact remains I will look like shit and be in a shit living situation for the rest of my life
-Mental healthcare is practically nil where I live, my younger sister, who suffers from panic attacks, was referred to a fucking webpage with a handful of breathing exercises because there was not one person in the council district qualified to help her
-I'm such a ball of anxiety I can't even go out now and face the fucking music over this dissertation stuff even though there is a perfectly legitimate explanation that I couldn't help happening
-My inability to exercise properly due to my disability probably means I'll have a heart attack by 30 running for a bus or something anyway, I already wheeze and have to lie down after climbing, like, 30 steps up to my lecture theatre
-My home is an abusive mess to the extent I used to stay after school for as long as possible because I preferred getting beaten up and shit to having to go back home
-I don't see how I can possibly live a fulfilling or even just happy or stable life
I am in a bad situation and the ways in which I could alter it are blocked off by, primarily, either disability or the wider socio-economic situation
>>5164290
you can if they buy a plane ticket kek
>>5164306
now THAT'S soul-crushing
>>5164307
why did you post this
>>5164297
I know, but I'm saying that they're people I'll probably never see irl. If I fall for an anon I may never be able to actually meet them and have the things one would expect of a relationship, and that makes me sad.
>>5164295
I sometimes try that n.n
>>5164293
I'd probably cuddle with you too tbqh ;~;
>>5164298
Widescreen monitors are less cuddly than an old CRT :(
>>5164311
I think the moral of the story is to have as much kids as possible. The chances are higher that at least one of them will end up normal.
tfw no qt boys to cuddle or hold hands with
>>5164313
>n.n
but doing lewd stuff over skype is a lot of fun
>>5164309
>There is literally no reason why I shouldn't
Shitposting on here and playing video games saved my life and it can save yours!
just drop out and get on the dole ;^)
>>5164319
tfw no qt boys to touch their chests or arms
>>5164286
I'm too anxious to get the words out to a doctor and also, more importantly, the fact I'm a danger to myself means confidentiality don't mean shit, at least in the UK, they'll inform anyone and everyone they feel they need to to stop me doing it, including my family
>>5164294
but I'm so shit at it
I didn't even have the A-levels I needed for this course, I got CDE instead of AAB, but I talked my way in
>>5164306
iktf especially as my brother died when he was, like, 0 years old so I'm basically expected to live for both of us
>>5164307
melodramatic implies it's unnecessary
>>5164312
No reason really.
>>5164319
>tfw no tumblr tier snowflake to pound my bp with a strapon
I don't know why I even get up in the morning.
>>5164319
Why does holding hands seem more embarrassing to me than cuddling?
>>5164327
tfw ywn cuddle or kiss erin
>>5164313
>I'll probably never see irl.
I'm saving up money to visit Canada, one day maybe we can get a pizza and hang out playing Sega.
>>5164325
but that's exactly the problem and why I need a degree
we're under a permanent tory government
THERE IS NO DOLE
>>5164321
sure, but you see, there's not really any other option for me to take at this point. I might get booted off my course in the next two hours if they don't believe my explanation.
How tall are you /mtfg/?
>>5164335
cuddling can be a friend activity, but hand-holding is almost exclusively for couples
>>5164324
>lewdly cuddling
But doing it not lewdly is fun too (probably more fun sometimes)
>>5164327
one time before class was starting there was this qt boy that was the only one in class. He was sleeping soooo... I went all the way up to him and gave him a hug <3
He smelled so nice and he then woke up like "what are you doing"
we then became friends and found out he browses the 4chanz, plays vidya games and watches anime. He moved and I never saw him again
>internal crying intensifies.
>>5164336
if you're a cute boy in the uk then contact me now and ill literally let you cuddle and kiss me within the next 6 days
>>5164311
It really is, just the other day she saw something about menopause on TV and started talking to me about her experiences being a mother, one of those being that it was significantly more satisfying raising me than any of my sisters, and like I was even thinking I'd come out to her some time this month, at the start of the conversation I even considered doing it then because she was the only one around and we were having emotional talk and I'm pretty sure she'd be supportive but then I went from "this is a great opportunity" to "haha, yep, shit"
>>5164316
idk my family had three and we got
-Me, the tranny
-My younger brother, who knocked up a crazy bitch and now my parents take care of his kid cause he's a druggy fuckup
-My younger sister, who's gay and got arrested and is a college dropout
so you need at least 5+ kids
>>5164327
erin why you make me feel these feels every day ;-;
>>5164340
5'3 MMASTER RACE :DDDDD
>>5164348
holy shit erin
L E W D
E
W
D
>>5164343
Unless you're from one of the many cultures (China, Middle East) where same sex platonic hetero friends hold hands all the time
>>5164335
cause its super intimate and what i want most in this world rn
; ~ ;
>>5164348
ERIN !!? omg
>>5164348
>boy
>mtfg
haha, no
>>5164340
5'3" reporting for booty
>>5164319
>tfw no bf
It's not a good feel rn
>>5164324
To be completely honest, I actually find it makes me feel worse given it makes me realise what I'm not doing with that person that I want to be doing.
>>5164337
I'd like that ^^ be warned I'm probably a lot less fun IRL than oti, I'm shy
>>5164366
>I'd like that ^^ be warned I'm probably a lot less fun IRL than oti, I'm shy
>>actually considering meeting someone from 4chan
>>5164356
He actually seemed like the kind of person that would be a NEET that watches anime. I used to stare at him a lot and admire him hehe...
He was also asian and asians usually are nice.
He didn't look intimidating at all either.
All those factors combined and I felt "why the fuck not?"
I mean, I'd like to do a high-risk job or something because if I have nothing to live for it makes pragmatic sense to try and help everyone else as much as I can
But if I had/could hold down a job that paid that high it'd solve some of my problems anyway so it sort of cancels itself out
I promise I won't do it immediately like tonight or anything because I should at least opt in for the organ donor thing first to avoid things what could actually save other peoples' lives don't get wasted, that'd be shitty of me
>>5164373
Asians are cute senpai. Or cool if they have yakuza tats.
>>5164356
I-I know but then you remind me and I just remember...
>tfw no bf
;-;
>>5164373
thats the the most autistic weeb I've ever heard 2bqh
>>5164372
y-yes anon-kun
I am amazing
>>5164375
omg yeah >///< I have like a fetish for asians or something.
>>5164380
>implying we are not all autistic weebs
>>5164372
What's wrong? I'm Mexican, my dad is still taller than me and I'm the shortest in my family. It works out for me in America but whenever I visit my family down in Mexico I feel like a giant tranny ;~; like.. my mom is 4'10" .....
>>5164389
my mom is 4'11" e.e
I'm also Hispanic :3
>>5164401
yeah... tottally grape jelly and peanut butter...
>>5164402
>The cut-off height for dwarfism is 4' 10''.
Yeah, she used to be 5' even though, she got that there osteoporosis ;~;
Let us laugh, mtfg
Laugh so we don't cry
>>5164405
my mom also has severe osteoporosis. So it's easy to assume she was a bit taller.
Which girl here is the most straight?
>>5164408
t-thanks I wish he didn't move.
Sometimes I have lewd dreams about him ... ahaha
>>5164406
>comfortable silence
I'm still trying to find someone that I can share silent moments with.
Like... If I could be Carey Mulligan in Drive and share those silent moments with a qt Gosling ;~;
That's the stuff in life that makes it worth it.
>>5164412
Probably one of the trips who has girls tripping over each other to be with her but she's still not interested.
>>5164417
But Gosling's character was autistic.
post skypes
>>5164420
Well we are on 4chan.
>>5164422
i fucked up
live:ein.geist
give me hate or love w/e
>>5164366
>>5164370
h-how do we get cute bfs tho??
>>5164420
His hands were also a little dirty, I don't mind either way.
>>5164422
uhh i-i don't really know you...
>>5164422
b-but w-what if i get the d-dos a-anon kun
>>5164428
i dunno i just tried and it didnt work
>>5164430
hi ufufu
>>5164428
Practice is the key. The ore you try to get them the better at it you become.
>>5164428
I dunno know. Just try to show off your body and boobs to said guy you want.
>>5164433
i will doopdos you
>:)
>curled up in a ball on the floor talking to myself to try and calm my suicidal shit down because I have to go pretend to be okay at this meeting in 30 mins
>the way my throat's bent make me suddenly break into an almost perfect girl voice
what is this black magic
>>5164428
You need to practice with girls first Kit. It's the only way.
>>5164446
>break into an almost perfect girl voice
it's your body telling you to keep going
life is suffering
but it's /all worth.
>>5164441
plas no
>>5164447
Don't corrupt our Kit. She's perfect just how she is.
Been up for 28 hours now ftmg. Getting sleepy.
Fuck mtfg i have to talk to my sister about trans stuff today i dont wannnaaaa
Ike she sees me as her older brother and thats the kind of relationship weve had for forever, and like theres not much vulnerability in our relationship, we dont really talk about our problems with each otber its gonna be so awkward and weird and aaa
I dont wanna do this help
>>5164446
Im sorry bb, splash water on yr face and go be a normie for a while you can cry when you get back
>>5164462
>ftmg
awwwwwww
how do you measure your boobs correctly, especially when theyre all weird and growing.
need new pair of bra and dont feel like going and trying different sizes on at the stores.
Any tips? How do you do it?
Oh and yay for boobs.
>>5164452
it felt more like the universe was taunting me desu
>>5164465
brain problems mean I have trouble expressing emotion, on a physical level not a psychological one- I find it extremely difficult to cry even when I feel like it and I'm not scared of people seeing
as it happens I also live in a flat with 13 other people so I can't go primal screaming mode anywhere really without being caught (and I'm not out to them, for a start)
I wish my brain worked fine and I could feel the right side of my body properly
>>5164468
Oops. Guess thats a sign I should go to sleep.
auf wiedersehen
>>5164472
Measuring tape, measure underbust, which is just where theres no more boob, that's your band size, then measure at your nips, the difference is your cup size 1in=A 2=B etc
>>5164473
>I'm not out to them
come out to them
be their personal fucktoy
get laid
get paid
all is right with the world.
>>5164475
standing straight up or like chest towards the floor?
-- " Bend over so that your chest is parallel to the ground. This is so that you'll be measuring all of your breast tissue — not just what protrudes outward when you're standing up."
>>5164472
While they're growing a bralette or two would be a good investment. It would give more room to grow without a rigid foam shape.
>>5164434
;~;
>>5164438
but how do you get started? i have never even kissed a boy .... ._.;;
>>5164439
; ~ ;
>>5164447
idk how that would work tho
>>5164419
...Anna?
>>5164483
I do standing up, I remember finding a website that had a more intricate one where you do standing, bending forward and lying down or something, and then it puts all those together. http://www.brasizec alculator . tk/ link blocked as spam kek
>>5164481
They are 'lads'
They play drinking games and shout chants really loudly and watch football
And explicitly had a conversation in front of me about how weird and gross trannies are
>>5164446
Try not being a gigantic faggot.
>>5164465
See above
>>5164422
ltxltxx
>>5164492
HNNNGH even better
do it do it do it
>>5164501
Ur goin offline kid
>>5164503
I'm 24.
>>5164507
And a shrek
>>5164502
no
this isn't one of you pedo comics
they won't ever talk to me without having to (barely) conceal their disgust and amusement again
>>5164486
>I have never even kissed a boy
;~~;
But you're such a lewd, I've seen you talk about holding hands and stuff.
>>5164490
okie thanks c:
>>5164507
I call older people than me kid and kiddo all the time
it's just a word, I'm not being condescending or nothing.
>>5164486
> i have never even kissed a boy .... ._.;;
m-me either ;-;
I almost did Halloween night though, but he is really socially awkward and would have been super uncomfortable :/
>>5164515
Didn't you put your pills in the fucking refrigerator
>>5164515
>this isn't one of you pedo comics
Where the fuck did that come from?
it's just my experience that those types of dudes say shit they don't mean to fit in but are the best band of brothers you can have as a tranny.
Anyway, I thought you were suicidal as fuck so maybe they'd put you on the news ;3
>>5164508
>a shrek
Shrek = Love
Shrek = Life
Sage = Love
Sage = Life
You're too kind.
>>5164518
I'm an adult.
>>5164518
>tfw a guy calls you "kid"
>>5164523
>I'm an adult.
I'm 26, live on my own, do my own taxes, have a mortgage and still stand by what I said.
>>5164516
oh yeah. well i was just joking about all that... i mean i kinda want that to happen to me but its not something i would ever do...
it's just a fantasy, ya'know??
tfw you will never fall asleep holding hands with Elanna feelsbadman
>>5164531
awww
you might one day?
nothing is a strict impossibility!
e-except me growing a uterus :(
>>5164527
https://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ?t=54s
>>5164528
Honestly, boys aren't always the best kissers, but they also sometimes tend to be a lot more eager.
>In the gym (lowbar) squatting
>cone tits popping out and making me super self conscious
>real woman stretching with her leg above her head
Fml
>>5164545
lol
Good morning everyone~
>>5164539
>Look how edgy I am
>>5164545
Why are you not in cardio bunny mode?
Do you still want a blocky bulky core?
>>5164551
Is youtube edgy?
>>5164552
I want a tight fat ass. I only do legs/butt and cardio now
>>5164559
madison gets it
i like doing sets of kneeling squats too into hip thrusts
>>5164465
I told my sister awhile back I was trans. I think it's easier when you have a barely talk to one another relationship. Her response is probably going to be "oh okay that's nice". It's not like she any reason to react in some other manner. Just get it over with so you can come back here and post about how much easier than you thought it might beit was.
>>5164564
That was a really crazy game. I am in a fabulous mood this morning to boot. That said...
The Patriots have to play in Denver this year >:V
>tfw Von Miller strip sacks Brady
Thank you tho Vivi
>>5164570
>tfw Gronk smashes through the Broncos D like a Monster truck
Of course! I just really REALLY hate the Packers
>>5164559
I think at this point lowbar would allow you to keep too much of your mass. There are other leg/butt lifts you could be doing while hrt takes care of the other muscle that isn't very feminine looking.
eh up to you I guess.
>>5164565
omg elanna !
what must of think of me ;~;
i'm not likeee thattttttt
>>5164562
Well whwn i came out to my parent i wrote them a letter and went to a friends house, my mom sent my sister to read it to her and now my sister tells my mom that she never wants a sister
I feel like shes gonna cut me off which would be awkward cuz we will be going to the same college soon
And i dont wanna lose my sibling like that but i cant really acoid dealing with this anymore ._.
>>5164583
yea you are
worse even
>>5164580
What do you suggest? I'm doing this routine rn
>>5164588
>tfw best Offense in National Handegg League
Does anyone here have experience(or at least resources on) trying to stealth transition while in the military? I'm not sure if I actually want to transition(or if I want to joing the military), but I could really use the benefits and the pay(also I feel it's the only thing that'd make my dad proud enough of me that he could forgive me for being trans)
What are my chances of being able to sneak unprescribed meds in to bootcamp?
>>5164586
That's a bit more complicated. If I were you I guess I'd write out a long, comprehensive, email addressing all my concerns & reasons. I'd write about all the reasons why this wasn't my choice and how I'd rather transition than suicide later down the line. I'd talk about how it would devastate me to lose her over something like this. That she's my sibling and that's for life. I'd point out that I dont want an awkward college experience and with me being away from home it would be a huge help to have her support. Finally I'd ask her to either meet for lunch to talk about this face to face or to just let me know she wasn't interested. At least that way I'd have closure
>>5164589
Elanna !!! ;~;
that's not true at all !! > <; ughh what are all the boys going to think of me nowww ;___;
btw turns out they weren't allocating the rooms for presentations thank god so the module organiser dude didn't ask people about their projects
just snuck out quietly at the end before the general Q&A
also I took tea to try and calm down, one sip and blistered my bottom lip, fml
>>5164562
my sister calls me a fag all the time and breaks my things
she's 16 and very much my father's child
so my mom just told me she supports me, but i will never be a woman, i will always be a guy and have a guy face and a penis, but still she supports me, but i cannot dress up or wear make up, but she supports me.
And I have to understand I will have a shitty life and I will probably get murder.
Whats the next step ?