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Gay General - Creeps & Weridos Edition

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O00QJYLuQv0

Stop boring me. Entertain me. - God
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WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING/PERSON/WHATEVER IN YOUR LIFE?
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>>5161897
My parents as a collective unit desu senpai :3
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>nigger music
Y'all deserve to lick a blue waffle.

>inb4 what's a blue waffle
Fukken noobs
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>>5161887
When I get paid for my next writing job, can I buy you some? I don't really wanna just transfer money, but if you actually don't have something as simple as good bedding, I'd be happy to give up a little money for it.
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This sounds like the thread for me.
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>>5161897
There are none left.
Not because they died, but because I did.

:'(
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>>5161897
thing: my piano
person: my brother
whatever: my cat
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>tfw I have a totally hairless ass
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>>5161897
I have nothing really of importance other then my main friend, so him
Without him, there's a decent chance I'd be dead by now Tbh
>>5161915
no dude, I've lived through worse, being upset is magnifying the lens of how bad I perceive it
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>>5161930
wrong gen m8
>>>/out
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>>5161897
ALOE INFUSED TOILET PAPER
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>>5161937
Thank god I will never be this degenerate.
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>>5161935
I make £15 an hour writing from my £1000 laptop between playing sports I spend thousands upon thousands on. I could literally buy you new bedding with an hour or two's work.

I've pretty much spent everything I have at the moment, but in a week or two? It wouldn't really be a problem.
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>>5161897
Thing: my computer

Person/people: my dad, brother and sister

Abstract concept: life
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>>5161947

Now this is an ass I can get behind.
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>>5161947
Why are you all so lewd?
Just go get fucked you thirsty losers
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>>5161947
Hairy asses are unhygienic they act as a trap for fecal bacteria.
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>>5161956
Clits aren't penises, bitch. :3
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>>5161948
It's literally fine, I got a sleeping bag to hug now, it's all looking up man

I just want to never be subjected to or make someone subjected to how I've lived (pity party aww yeah everyone's invited)
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>>5161964
>he doesn't know how to properly keep his ass clean

kill yourself pls
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>>5161936
My thighs aren't even that hairy. They're silky smooth until about 2/3rds of the way down

Feels bad man
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>>5161910

>nigger music

You're dumb. He's white.
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>>5161947
>>5161923


stop posting other peoples asses/bodies/faces, it's rude

DID YOU GET THEIR PERMISSION?
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>>5161978
>implying wiggers aren't
Step up your game senpai
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>>5161968

My dick works plenty fine now!

Or
At least it's getting there.
Look, whatever, it's just a nice ass, okay.
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>>5161970
Now I actually wanna sit down and get some more work done so I'll have the money to do this. I don't want you to be cold Anon. It's getting near to winter.
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>>5161897
ppl that don't post in all caps
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>>5161976
It doesn't matter how you clean it, the bacteria survive trapped to the hair.
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>>5161990
It's F I N E

Your too sweet, relax on your birthday man and just chill, I'm fucking toasty right now
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>>5162000
but that's a good thing
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>>5161989
Okay. Now post butt.
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>>5162000
I like how you're trying to scare boys into waxing their butts because lolbacteria.

IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN HAIRLESSFAG

BUTT HAIR 4 LYF
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>>5162001
Just let me know.
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>>5161897
My high school advisor probs
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>>5162011

I already posted butt, it was thoroughly unspectacular.

>>5162028

Are you trying to be a sugardaddy?
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>>5161986

whatever brat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zStRupcewgk

wiggers be stylin' and makin' better music than blks
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>>5162028
Dude it's totes ok.

Your a total sweetheart though, what the are you doing /gaygen/, this place is for degenerates and ingrates
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should I smoke the last of my pot right now gaygen, or save it till tomorrow?
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>>5162035
Nah, if I were I'd be offering a lot more than a duvet and some pillows. It's not fun being cold though.
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>>5161948
Woah, what is it you do exactly? Is it one of those "we pay you $0.015 per article you write for us" things?

Hmm, no, you'd have to be ridiculously prolific to make 15/hour for that. So what is it?
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>>5162047
"If you smoke, you're a joke." --Clownshoes

;_;7
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>>5162047
do you live somewhere where pot is legal?

I wish it was legal here. I smoked once when I went on a vacation to a country where it was legal and it was nice.
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>>5162050

Well, shucks in that case I echo Sam's sentiments, you seem sweet.
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>>5162045
He's a beta kek
You seem them every once in a while
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>>5162053
I get paid per page of writing, and an A4 sheet is maybe, 600-800 words depending on lexical choice. I can do about 2 an hour at an average working pace. If I work hard I can do 3 or 4.

One contract I did was $35 for the first 1,000 words, and 2.5 cents per word after that. It went up to like 5800 words and took me 6 hours including sourcing and proof reading.
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>>5162047
Save it for the morrow.
>>5162042
This meme was never funny.
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>>5162028

>polycotton
>polyester

Damn you're cheap. If you aren't buying me merino wool sheets than fuck right off.

Cotton is for slaves. Polyester is plastic.
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>>5162067
*math noises*

Oh, nevermind. I got paid about that for my summer programming internship.
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>>5162068
You're right it was never funny unlike you
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>>5162066
Ahh fuck off with that now
>>5162067
That's pretty cool, must be a fun enough job, since your probably not writing the same article twice
>>5162074
Look at the sheet queen over here
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>>5162077
At least we agree on something.
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>>5162076
>2015
>making fun of overweight people
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How did gaygen decide what to do with their lives?

Also I think I'm becoming a shut in and I don't know what to do.
I'm getting more and more anxious of people and social situations.
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>>5162088
That gif is hilarious tho
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>>5162075
It's nothing crazy, but it's a reasonably comfortable job.

>>5162074
>no trip
Anyway I don't have that much money at the moment. I'm not expecting it to last forever, but it's already getting cold, and something is better than nothing right? Maybe next year he'd have the money to buy himself a nice duvet.
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>>5162089
Since I had literally no idea what to do with my life, I just decided to choose an easy career that would guarantee me a job and then I convinced myself that I was following my passion.

It's working pretty well so far.
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>>5162087
Yeah that you were always funny
I think we all can agree with that desu senpai
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>>5162089
How about you see a doctor and get some anti anxiety medication
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Sorry, I was showering.

>>5161700
Yes.

>>5161701
>>5161719
>>5161705
Me eating dinner at his place has become a regular thing because he's somehow convinced I can't feed myself. This time, his roommate wasn't there and it was just us. We somehow wound up having a post-Halloween movie marathon and eating leftover candy. He was his usually huffy self, but also really fidgety. We did that 'progressively sit closer and closer' game and by then it was apparent to even me that he was testing the waters.

I waited till he leaned forward to get another Starburst and then slipped an arm around the back of the sofa so when he sat up, it was basically around his shoulders. He got flustered and I told him to relax (I was nervous as hell myself). He called me a nerd, but he also pressed his face into my shoulder so I think I won. We sort of cuddled a bit and when I left he agreed to let me return the favor sometime. He didn't try to move things much further, so I didn't either. I got away with a kiss on the cheek before I left, though.

>>5161709
Thanks. I'm pretty damn pleased with myself. He's completely unlike anyone I've ever met or felt attracted to, but I think that's why I like him so much.
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>>5162089

I decided to do the thing that I'd been doing all along while trying to figure out what I wanted to do.
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>>5162089
Destroying it at every hurdle, while making the same mistakes about people
Fuck trusting people Tbh (not pillow writer anon, he's golden, what a lad)
>>5162096
That's nice anon
If you ever want to talk I'm here, it's the least I can do
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>>5162103
cute

make sure to ravage his boipussi next time
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>>5162088
Found the fatty.
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>>5162102
I'm on antidepressants already.
I don't know what more to do. Can't go to a therapist anymore though, no money

>>5162104
Art, ye?
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>>5162103
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I waited till he leaned forward to get another Starburst and then slipped an arm around the back of the sofa so when he sat up, it was basically around his shoulders. He got flustered and I told him to relax (I was nervous as hell myself). He called me a nerd, but he also pressed his face into my shoulder so I think I won. We sort of cuddled a bit and when I left he agreed to let me return the favor sometime. He didn't try to move things much further, so I didn't either. I got away with a kiss on the cheek before I left, though.

Aww anon that's so cute
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Is SilentProtagonist still the #1 loser at life on /gaygen/ or has someone else taken his spot?
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>>5162114
Just keep yourself warm anon, you said you're under 18 right? It's hard to catch up on school if you're sick for a long time.
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>>5162129
You have.
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>>5162103
What a d'aww story, anon. Good show.
>>5162101
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>>5162129
>mfw not even #1 at being a loser

mediocrity hurts
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>>5162135
#rekt
/thread
told
#shotsfired
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>>5162133
I'm 18 but yeah your right fan I missed a bit last year and it was rough
>>5162103
Adorable, so cute
Your so terribly lucky
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>>5162123
Take more?

Try telling your doc that they don't really work, they will prob switch you onto one that might function better
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>>5162123

Mhm.

>>5162103

I feel like my heart needs time process for cute this is.
It's cute drunkness.
More cute than my brain can convert into d'aw.
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>>5162089
I dunno. I'm almost finished with my first year of uni.
I'm doing a pretty tough degree, which I have no interest in. I don't even care about money and having nice things, so I feel like I shouldn't even be here. Success just isn't something that's ever been particularly attractive to me.
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>>5162136
(PS I stole that gif kthx)
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>>5162103
This is SO cute I just can't deal with it

>tfw no potential bf to be all tsundere towards
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>>5162140
For real, I was thinking about whether I should order another £110 pair of shoes because I've been wearing out the ones I bought in June. I'm sure I can cope without them for another week or two. Are you really fuckin' sure you don't want some real bedding?

>>5162103
Aww that's cute, he sounds concerned about your well being.
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>>5162136
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>>5162129
Don't be jelly of my jam, anon.
Back it up some.
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>>5162135

>SP has no job
>SP never graduated HS
>SP is balding/aging at a fast rate
>SP had to move back to Canada because Jupp couldn't afford him
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>tfw fat and ugly and worthless
>tfw have bf who means the world to me but I constantly let him down
>tfw dead end job and no idea what to major in
Who here knows how to tie a noose
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>>5162089
This is me too. I basically have no friends since I started uni last year, and the longer it goes on the harder it is to talk to people. I think I'd just like to live in the country on my own with some ducks
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>>5162165
I'm pretty sure only one of those is true, the rest is not
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>>5162165

He seriously never graduated high school?
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>>5162165
>caring about a stranger's life on the internet
You have been at it for, like, two years now. Get a life, loser.
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>>5162154
Buy your shoes, I'll be grand

Honestly, your concern is nice but it's fine,
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>>5162166
The best way to tie a noose is not to even try. Your boyfriend loves you, right Anon? If you died he'd be upset. Talk to him and tell him you feel like you aren't doing enough, or that you're letting him down, and ask how he feels and if there's something you can do to help.
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>>5162023
Pretty degenerate how you care more about having hair, than a feces free ass desu.
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>>5162178
That was supposed to be bait to make you say 'Oh go on fine then' so you'd have some actual bedding you fuck ;-;
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>>5162176

>implying I was here for 2 years

I remember the discussion 6 months ago was centered around SP and his lack of employment/education.
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>>5162175

Yeah he doesn't have a diploma or a ged, unless that has changed, which I doubt it has..
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>>5162186
Lol it's really ok

I'm surprised how nice and compassionate you are towards someone else on your fucking birthday, your quite the guy.

Knowing that you care is warm enough for me :3
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>>5162171
Me too friend. Shut in friends~?

>>5162144
I'm scared of switching. I was horrible before the meds and I don't want to risk it
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>>5162175
>>5162187
>>5162193

but isn't he in 30s
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>>5162182
I-I don't think he really loves me. He's been distant recently and once I asked him what he would do if I killed myself and he said he would be sad but he would move on
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>>5162187
Regardless, you're still a loser for caring about other people's lives.

If you think you're so perfect then post your social media accounts. Let's see how good you are.
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>>5162116
Jesus you have no idea. Sometimes I make myself feel like a hormonal teenager.

>>5162126
>>5162136
>>5162140
>>5162146
>>5162152
Thank you. Hopefully, this leads to further dates or whatever this was. I don't mind going slow for him.

>>5162154
I suppose in a round-about way, he does. I never thought about it like that before. He even gives me grief for smoking. I'm thinking of quitting.
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>>5162206

he's only 23
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>>5162203

I'm a shut in, too.
Though I have a job, I'm not a neet.
Does that count.
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>>5162223
Well you just got your job like a week and a half ago so
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>>5162222

No way. he looks older by 10 years.
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>>5162212
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>>5162223
You have a job, a fiance, and a sex life.
You're not a fucking shut in, you attention whore tranny.
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>>5162223
Yes. Am art too
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>>5162193
god of all knowledge tell us more about others like senpai and sludgepuppy since you know so much. Nothing is beyond your reach oh wonderful god of all!
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>>5162207
Of course he'd move on Anon, but it's not your fault, even after the best people in the world die, everyone around them has to keep moving on. They can't just stop. But Anon, the thing is, it's better if you move on together, so that you're not left behind - dead.

I don't know how things will turn out with your boyfriend, but you really should just talk to him. Maybe he's picking up on the fact you're distant or down, and you aren't realizing it. Communicate with him.

>>5162202
Birthdays mean piss fucking all. I'd rather nobody celebrated mine, because it's a bunch of hoo-ha that reminds me of how few people care after a few years go by. I got 1 card and 15 facebook notifications. Big whoop. Someone sleeping cold for 5 months? That means something. There's a definable quality of life discerned from giving someone somewhere warm to sleep.
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>>5162228
He should keep his beard. He looks glorious with one.
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So, where's everyone from?

SF Bay Area here
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>>5162224

Wuh?
I'm a freelancer, you dooflord.
On and off for five years now.

>>5162229

Sorry I make you feel that way, anon.
I go out of my way to find reasons to leave my house.
Being engaged to a non-shut in makes it easier.

>>5162230

ArtFriendGET??
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>>5162234
Well that's a fair point but a lot of people are self absorbed during their birthdays (myself included)
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>>5162240
I hear SF is expensive as fuck because lolgoogle fucked it up is it true
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>>5162211

>feeling the need to stick up for some uneducated loser

Can't SP stick up for himself or is he too much of a pussy to do that?


and I don't mind posting my linkedin profile:
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/christopher-mazzeo/86/713/737?trk=pub-pbmap
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>>5162242
Right but you were "off" before this recent job so I'm still right.

"Freelancer" isn't a job, it's only a job when you get paid.
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>>5162245
Basically. A decent apartment in the city will run you $6000-$10000 a month.
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>>5162242
Art friend +1
Sometimes I post with trip Ouais
I'm looking more towards fine art but hey, broaden horizons n shit
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>>5162240
la
i just came home from sf today, i was there for the weekend

>>5162233
wut u wanna kno m8
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>>5162238

You should shave and get a job/education. All of us are tired of your dumbass shitting up our threads.
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>>5162246

that's probably not you and you should count yourself lucky because that guy has got an ugly mug
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>>5162234
Ok, I'll talk to him. But I'm afraid he'll realize he doesn't want me anymore and throw me off
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>>5162246
You're an ugly boy. Also
>implying that's you
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>>5162240
Reppin' middle of nowhere, Montana.

Someone come rescue me.
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>>5162258
I'm scared for you too Anon, like I said I don't know what'll happen, but in situations like this one side getting defensive and not communicating doesn't resolve anything.
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>>5162253
Anon you don't know the whole story.
Also
>shaving
No thanks, fag muffin.
>>5162240
Omahurr Nebraskurr.
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>>5162255

Simpleton talk. Ugly is a state of mind.

Ugly = uneducated, lazy, lacking sense, lacking direction, lacking a future.
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>>5162247

Wow whoah what
Is this an argument, when did this happen
I wasn't prepared
Can I forfeit
>>5162249

Fine art?
As in gallery stuff?
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>>5162270
Kinda. Just more traditional media, I mean. I thought you do more digital stuff, no?
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>>5162266

I remember the story. You didn't graduate because you refused to take the required french classes to get your diploma.

That's just laziness.
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>>5162273

Entirely digital. Or at least for work.
I like craft stuff, like mask making and sculpting, too but that's different.
And I thought you meant as opposed to applied art, since I'm an asset artist.
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>>5162281
No. It's darker than that.
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>>5162281

That pisses me off if true. Uneducated immigrants shouldn't be allowed the USA.
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>>5162290

Was your life in danger or were you dying? If not it's just an excuse.
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>>5162294
Okay, that's just a bullshit standard.
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>>5162290

No one's going to believe whatever it is these doofs are on about, they're clearly bullies and not the fun kind.
Just ignore them, man.
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>>5162305

Might as well just share the dark story of why you never graduated HS.
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SUBJECT CHANGE: who's on Steam?
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>>5162305

were you getting bullied for being a ftm?
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>>5162312
Might as well mind your own fucking business. Nosy jew.
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>>5162314
I am. Don't play much lately though and if I do it's mostly just some L4D2.
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>>5162306

why is this busted up mtf on here?

>>5162321
everyone who shares their business and trips sets themselves up
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>>5162329

Shouldn't you get a job? or a GED? Stop wasting your time playing pointless games.
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>tfw my bf said hed text me back in an hour
>it's been 5

ree

and im getting anxious and antsy

stop mind
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>>5162329
Bruh I love L4D2
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>>5162338
He's clearly cheating on you, m8.
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>>5162338

he's with me and we're naked under my sheets, sorry anon :4
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>>5162042

Kill me, Pete
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>tfw masturbate for the first time in 5 days using fleshjack

>>5162314
there's a gg steam group that a bunch of people are in
idr the name tho

>>5162338
ugh i hate that
he's probably fine though, so try and do something to take your mind off it until you hear from him

>>5162342
>>5162343
lol whenever stuff like that happened in my relationships
my first thought was "he's lying in burning wreckage on the side of the highway" not
"he's sucking 20 dongs behind my back"
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>>5162042
Kill me, Pete
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>>5162305

You're so pathetic and have no excuse so you try to make one up.
At least Wiz owns up to his mistakes and tries to fix them. You can't even do that.
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sup faggots?
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>>5162267
Oh hon...
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Who /FIERCE/ here?
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>>5162342
nah he's at a musicians group thing, he said his phone was gonna die so he'd text me back in an hour when he got home. Guess he's still there

>>5162349
I know he is, I just am that guy who always has his phone near him, not that I'm on it, I just respond super quick.
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>tfw no tall, strong bf to give me piggy back rides
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>>5162366
I never watched this gay shit. Is it actually good? Are the boys qt? Is there homo that isn't just a ruse involving traps?
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>>5161888
>tfw no bf to rip loud smelly farts on my face
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>>5162366
My bf gives me the cutest look when I pick him up :3
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3xlE4HevVk


>gaygen


disgusting
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>>5162374
The implied twincest is pretty nice but you're not going to find anything remotely mainstream with actual yaoi.

I actually really liked it, it takes the piss out of a lot of shoujo anime yet still has its own interesting story, and it's pretty damn hilarious sometimes. And all the main characters are kawaii as fuck.
>>
>>5162375
Degenerate desu.
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>>5162233

Senpai - been on /lgbt/ for like 3+ years, still in college even though the 1st year he was on he claimed to be graduating that year, his whole story is bullshit, he never shows his face on cam, and most likely uses recorded videos to fool people into doing shit for him on skype (which is why buttslut has nothing to do with him anymore, buttslut actually went to go meet him but he never showed up, that's the real story he told me way back, everything else was made up for attention on here by senpai)

Sludgepup - typical california trash, got raped when he was young or some shit, ended up developing a fetish for being a dog, creepy shit
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>>5162356
Getting tired of life
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>>5162379
Stop, you're hurting me.
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>>5162374
It's a good show. My best friend loved it and I thought he was fruity for liking it, but then I gave it a try and I was pleasantly surprised. Good stuff. It's nothing like that Free or whatever that swimmer anime is.
>>5162341
It's a fun game when you get decent players to play with. Realism VS is the most fun.
>>
>>5162391
bark bark motherfucker
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>>5162401

>tv shows, anime, video games

Yeah..you people really need actual lives.
>>
>>5162398
It's kinda a "Why have you done this?" face. But then he snuggles in to my shoulder and I take him to bed :3
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>>5162388
Fuck. I'm still waiting for a bara romcom, which is basically a gender reversed generic Xebec anime.
Legit homo anime is pretty much all shit.
>>
>he doesn't date men 10 years older than him


it's like you dont wanna be pampered
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>>5162415
bara tiddies are best tiddies
>>
>>5162414
Why are you doing this to me
>>
>>5162414
Sounds like you know how to make him feel loved, judging by that response.
>>
>>5162423

So that you go do something about it.
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>>5162411

>this little pup thinks he has a voice but all he can do is whimper

Just think what you could of done if you weren't a little whimp as a kid and stood up for yourself. Hopefully you eventually grow a pair.
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>>5162428
There are no gays where I live so there really isn't much to be done about it until I can move.
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>>5162420
Well, they'd only be 31. That's not bad, considering I find men most attractive between 28 and 40.
Would feel weird as fuck introducing him to my parents though, and I think someone that age willing to seriously date a 21 year old has to be pretty weird.
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>>5162420
I just don't date men. It's gotten pointless. Nobody wants a relationship. It's sad.
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>>5162456

>31yo dating a 21yo is weird

That isn't weird at all.
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>>5162456

it's only weird if the 31yo is short/fat/ugly

like wiz dating his bf jersey..

that's just plain gross..
because his bf looks like hes 15 and wiz looks 40
>>
>all these salty bitter queens jelly of other people's relationships
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>5162475

what ever happened to wiz
>>
>>5162456
how is that weird? most older guys like younger men and if they're grounded enough have no problems supplying them with transport and/or some money.
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>>5162486

hopefully dead and turned into soap
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>>5162470
Yes it is.
Anything that's not within 5 years (reasonably) is weird to me. Why the fuck would a 31 year old want to seriously date a 21 year old? They'd both be at very different points in their lives.
I know it's not technically daddy-son, but this shit's getting out of hand.
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>>5162483

>actually thinking anyone is jealous of any of them

seriously..gay relationships made on 4chan are just pathetic
>>
>>5162490
>and if they're grounded enough have no problems supplying them with transport and/or some money
That's why it's weird. Driving you around and giving you pocked money like he's your fucking dad.
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>>5162493

I'm 35 and I'd date a 21yo virgin because their holes are tighter and feel better to plow. They also are more animated in the bedroom than most of the over 25yo fuckers who are lifeless and useless.
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>>5162495
I'm just envious of that one guy's relationship where he picks up his bf n stuff. I want a bf to do that to me ;-;. But I'm not salty, just sad.
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>>5162502

Most people are RP'ing and lying.

Don't believe anyone on here is really in a relationship unless they show proof.
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>>5162499
I don't consider a fuck buddy to be serious dating.
Maybe choosing a partner based on how tight their bp is, is why gays are seen as fucking degenerates.
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>>5162498
Or...like...a...boy...friend???

I'm 23 and I'm dating a 32 year old, I don't drive, cause of where I grew up. Anyways, he drives me around a lot, I don't feel like he's my dad.
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>>5162509

I've always had ltr's with younger guys..but they always start out as fuck buddies and end up turning into a live-in boyfriend. Longest lasted 4 years. Shortest lasted a year. None of them ended bad, I still am on good terms with all of them, they just moved out of state.
>>
>>5162515
>I'm 23 and I'm dating a 32 year old, I don't drive, cause of where I grew up. Anyways, he drives me around a lot, I don't feel like he's my dad.

I'm 30 and want a 18-22yo bf to drive me around and be the daddy while I stay at home all day and make the food and clean. :3
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>>5162515
>I don't feel like he's my dad
He pretty much is, bub. It's fucking creepy.
Does he peck you on the cheek as he drops you off at school? Does he put some lunch money in your little pocket?

Fucking sickos.

>>5162516
They're using you.
>>
>>5162507
Aw, that's sad..

Still though,
>tfw no tall bf to carry me to bed
>>
>>5162516
I have a question for you

I'm
>>5162515
and we started dating a month ago, so far it's been great, like, really really great both him and me.

Anyways, I was thinking about the long term recently since it's going so great and he's back in college, I just started basically (2 terms down). How did your relationships work out I guess is my question. I wanna make this work and go out of my way cause I really like him, just wondering.
>>
>>5162515
Also,
>23
>Can't drive
You don't have an excuse at this point, especially if you have someone close who can teach you.
>>
>>5162524
>projecting this hard

yikes
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>>5162523
I'd (22) be fine with a bf like this when I graduate next spring and get a sweet programming job. Though, 30 is a bit out of my range, sorry.
>>
>>5162524

>using me

Ha, no. They always paid for their own things. I never spent a dime on any of them, except maybe eating out on occasion or groceries.
>>
>>5162530
>>5162524

>Does he peck you on the cheek as he drops you off at school? Does he put some lunch money in your little pocket?

kek'd

and no, I grew up in boston and never needed a car, in fact it'd be worse driving where I was. I just moved, haven't had time to get a license.
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>>5162536
>Though, 30 is a bit out of my range, sorry.

but I look 18-22, no one believes i'm 30
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>>5162542
I've had guys try to pay for me on dates and I dislike it.
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>>5162534
>Accusing people of projection when you can't think of anything else to say
Yep, hit a nerve, didn't I?
Do you also have a daddy that you leech of and use for car rides?

>>5162538
>except maybe eating out on occasion or groceries
Those can add up, Anon. I bet they laugh to all their little twink buddies about you, and keep you close in case they need something.

>>5162542
Excuses. It's a basic skill that every adult should have.
>>
>>5162548
Is that you in the pic? Are you from Texas?
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>>5162550
Idk why this is directed at me, but why not?
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I'd camwhore but it's against morals and shit even though I've done it before.
>>
>>5162548
Nice hairy arms, too bad about the twink face.
>>
>>5162554
Meant to be >>5162538
Sorry.

That said I did literally offer to buy someone bedding today, so that's pretty weird too.
>>
>>5162548
>>5162548
ur body doesn't match ur face, it's scaring me, fix it
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>>5162553

yes / no
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tfw bf also has a foot fetish
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>>5162564
Being from Texas, Montana or Wyoming is the only reason to dress that way. What are you doing?
>>
>>5162568
maybe he's one of them weird europeanz
>>
>>5162568
Jesus you people are dumb.
>>
>>5162567
Best fetish. Literally the only thing that makes summer worth living through.
>No soft, stinky feet bf
>>
>>5162573
Reasoning?
>>
>>5162567

>also

Quick gaygen answer me this question: which fetish is the worst and why is it footfagism?
>>
>>5162585
I just don't get it. What's sexy about feet? I fetishize some weird stuff but feet? There's not anything particularly kinky about such a fetish it's just such a nonsexual part of the body...
>>
>>5162586
Apparently it's caused by minor brain damage, because the part of the brain associated with feet and sex are near each other, and they get their wires crossed causing the foot fetish.
>>
>>5162585
Kill yourself.
Who the fuck wouldn't lick a qt's feet if he asked them to?

Non-whites are obviously the worst fetish.
>>
>>5162529

I live right by a huge university I graduated from years ago, so it's always easy finding guys for sex or dating. My longest lasted the whole time he was enrolled (4-5 years) but it didn't work out because he took a internship out of state. We are still good friends and spend time with each other over the holidays. That's how it's been for all of the guys I've dated. They leave after they're done with school or they drop out and pursue other things. I still see 3 of them at least once or twice a year.
>>
>>5162578
>>5162592

pics like this is the reason i stay indoors
everyones the paparazzi
>>
>>5162586
The shape, the smell, the power exchange, idk... There's no accounting for taste. I don't understand what's sexy about hair yet so many people on here seem to love it
>>
>>5162618
I'll admit it's pretty creepy, but also way hotter than professional foot fetish porn.
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go to /fit/
bring something back
>>
>>5162618
>he doesn't go out

you're hardly the type of guy "the paparazzi" wants to take a picture of
>>
>>5162632
>Go to /fit/
No thanks, I'm not that gay.
>>
>>5162631
>>5162592
>>5162578
that footwork hideous tho
>>
>>5162592

>having the shittiest taste imaginable

I bet you would lick non-white feet

that's how degenerate footfags are
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>>5162632
>>
>>5162641
I won't even sit next to a non-white if I can help it, let alone do something sexual with them.
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>>5162632
ye
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>>5162644
lol I remember this shopped pic
his head only comes up to the light switch in the original
>>
>>5162610
Well, as long as you are fine with it have fun
>>
>>5162579
4chan is a troll den. Unless people post their faces with timestamps there's no reason to believe those people are who they claim to be.
>>
>>5162666
I mean, if they're going to post a fake pic of who they are, why bother with something so underwhelming?
>>
>>5162686
More realistic.
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Is it just me or do ppl these days look like clay and less solid/defined? I wish I lived in the 80s when boys were real and not cartoons.
>>
>>5162686
Retard.
>>
>>5162695
Cunt
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34667100/poor-white-boys-get-a-worse-start-in-life-says-equality-report
>>
>>5162703
/pol/ pls go
>>
>>5162701
Come at me, bitch nigga.
>>
>>5162691
In what way? Body, or just overall look?
>>
>>5162708
Non-white detected.
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How do you feel about chubs?
>>
>>5162722
nigga please
>>
>>5162724

I feel good about them
>>
>>5162708
You go.
polgbt strong.
>>
>>5162724
>>5162732
They can be okay.
Neither of these dudes are though.
>>
>>5162744

>not having the same taste as me

shit taste detected
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>>5162724
I'm losing weight but uhh...
>>
>>5162754
Would worship and assume the position for you/10.
>>
>>5162751
Stupid. As expected of someone who fetishizes health issues.

>>5162763
>Bottom
As expected of someone who fetishizes health issues.
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>>5162767

All I'm getting from this post is that you want me to post chubs
>>
Why don't you have a bf yet?
>>
>>5162798
The ones you're posing make me feel better about my own body desu because I don't think I'm as fat as them.

(>>5162754)
>>
>>5161964
I'm going to depilate my ass tomorrow with hot honey wax, funny how it hurts less than cold wax.
>>
fuck i just want to play with a dick that isn't mine so bad.
>>
>>5162806

He could do so much better desu

hope they're happy together though
>>
>>5162806
Because Senpai doesn't want to.
>>
>>5162827
*be my bf.
>>
>>5162831

Post pic of urself crying with love note to senpai. Maybe that will change his mind.
>>
>>5162827
Do you even know what he looks like?

Does anyone?
>>
>>5162842

I know what I look like.

:^)
>>
>>5162848
I don't believe you.
>>
>>5162842
Looks don't matter to me. He's funny, knowledgeable and a freak in bed. That's enough for me.

Would be his loyal buttplugged bitch boy forever and ever/10.
>>
>takes poop
>water splashes on booty hole
>it starts stinging
>realize mom put blue cleaning agent in toilet bowl
>wipe ass
>it still hurts like a chemical burn
>>
>>5162854
Wash butt with water only asap, not even joking m8
>>
>>5162852

post butt
>>
Why do you pee sit down like a girl, /gaygen/?
>>
>>5162869


I only do that when I have to poop

it's more efficient
>>
>tfw new boyfriend is a qt, socially awkward, anime-lover with some interesting kinks
>tfw I want to fuck the misanthrope out of him
>>
>>5162806
I just found out my bf used to be a model for Abercrombie.
>>
>>5162902

which board did you meet on?
>>
>>5162902
>anime-lover
I hope he's not one of those losers that post cute anime girls as reaction images to imply that he's cute like them.
>>
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>>5162936
w-what's that supposed to mean!?
>>
>>5162869

No, I just stand so my dick can't miss. Only retards or drunk people miss.

>>5162894

Are there people so retarded as to hold in their pee until their finished crapping, just so they can stand up to do it?
>>
>>5162912
We didn't. We were vaguely acquainted through six degrees of separation, bumped into each other when we were both at an anime convention and exchanged info. Most of our contact was online for a while, but not through here. He goes on some boards here, though. Just not this one. /a/, /v/ and /cgl/ and some nsfw boards, I think.
>>
>>5162936
Somehow, I doubt it. He's pretty fucking cute, though. I'm trying to get him to cosplay Origami Cyclone or >>5162943.

He won't do the Free! one because he doesn't watch it. I don't either, so that's obviously why I don't want him to wear it.
>>
>>5162240

414, hmu bbs
>>
>>5162869
because I've pissed on the toes of my right foot several times recently and I didn't like that.
>>
Hey, /gaygen/. Are there any of you who are more interested in romance rather than butt stuff and sex?

My libido isn't that strong desu, and I know that a majority of this thread loves professing their desire for sex.

So, I got wondering.
>>
>>5163155
I'm interested in excessive romantic buttsex.
>>
>>5163159
I'm talking about actual romance though. In the classical sense. Writing poems for each other, singing songs, going to dance, traveling and wanting a family together.

>tfw no musician bf to write songs together with
>tfw no bf who lives far away to write post cards filled with romantic poems to
>>
>>5163172
>Writing poems for each other
Riiiiight.
>>
>>5163196
Idc that it sounds pretentious desu. Poems are romantic as fuck.
>>
The fuck do people keep saying "desu" for?
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>>5163209
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i may be breaking up with my boyfriend of 2+ years
why does this hurt so badly
>>
>>5163249
it's to be expected of any situation where you've become emotionally invested in someone faggot.
>>
>>5163251
why couldn't it last?
>>
>>5163253
I don't know man the only relationships i've been in are some beards i had in highschool for a few months.
>>
Is it strange that I like to caress my partners stubble/beard with my thumb and index finger, along the jawline to the chin (often while or just before kissing)? Do you think it's enjoyable for them?
>>
>>5163468
>Is it strange that I...
Reminder that you should disregard anyone who prefaces anything with this phrase, they are just looking for attention.
>>
>>5163472
I-it's not like that, I only don't want to come off as a creep while doing it
>>
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Food morning gaygen :3
Hope this day is happy for all of you

>>5163172
The last three im okay with
The first two are too faggy desu lad
>>
New >>5163505
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>>5162437
my sack is p fat tbqh

>>5163249
i'm sorry anon
it'll hurt for a while, but eventually you'll get over it. you have to do what's best for you though, and if that means breaking up, you need to put yourself first.

>>5163468
>>5163475
naw my ex used to do that to me all the time and like look in my eyes, it was kinda sweet
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