MTFG - Morbid Images Edition

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>can post images again

>>5161867
Yeah it's weird and disorienting

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4th for >tfw

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>>5161815
i seriously used to lift like 10-12 hours per week, religiously, and even in my peak guy physique i never felt ok about myself. i thought i just had an eating disorder/body dysmorphia for a long time actually even though this was the typical kind of fitspo tumblr i followed...

http://fitgirlsohyeah.tumblr.com/

yeah i really hate my body lmao. its weird af rn in particular because i have muscles left over from lifting even though i haven't been hitting the gym in literally almost a year. i still have huge lats, traps, and shoulders and biceps. but i also have boobs and fat jiggling thighs and am getting an ass now. its making me feel like some weird in-between unfuckable unlovable freak. i'm hoping a year on hrt sorts things out.

>>5161880
When what bb?

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does anyone else have that problem where they want to have a boy touch them and hug them from behind and say things to them and have a nice time but actual boys who meet at least most of this criteria are so boring you wanna die or say rude things to them to make them go away even though they're nice people and haven't done anything wrong

>>5161859
>I'm not sure I believe you. That was almost sickeningly sweet senpai.
trip on raspberry :3c

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C-can we talk about lewd things? o/////o;;;

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>>5161839
I'm just looking around now and hoping I get fired one of these days so I can collect unemployment. I applied to two jobs this weekend so I haven't gone completely buck weezy on job hunting like I was in my prime.

I just want to work someplace that isn't stressful and pays a living wage you know? ;__;

>>5161828
I watched Buffy for the first time last year and it's already my fave. I'm thinking of waiting a few years before I watch it again so things will be non repetitive :3

>>5161884
Muscles on girls are hot t b h

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>>5161733
try changing or adjusting ur meds
i havent masturbated in over a year now, so i mean idk i've gotten used to it myself. being on progesterone made me horny often, but it hasn't made it much easier to orgasm so
>>5161750
have u talked to booger at all????????

>>5161896
No.

>>5161884
holy shit those guns o.o
Korra would be jelly lol

also asking again cause no replies but does having a small gt since pre-HRT make me trutrans ;-;

>>5161896
I'm good right now, thanks for offering though.

>>5161892
Nope
My problem is he refuses to be tricked into being my lover

>>5161864
downboat

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>>5161907
no it doesn't desu
sorry

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>>5161904
>>5161908

>>5161896
I want to be pushed against a wall by a tall muscley cute guy and he'll furiously make out with me and then stick out his huge dick and tell me to suck it dry
.///.

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>>5161900
Spikeposting is best posting
I like it but i cant even fuck with how into buffy my sister is, she read the comic books and stuff that i didnt even know existed

>>5161907
i have small tinky too pre hrt am i trutrans? :DD

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>>5161896
I ... kind of like butts.

>>5161921
spike is so fucking hot, angel is such a bitch. buffy and spike are my otp

>>5161918
lol that's a good pic haha
and ok ;-; it's fine I'm gonna get SRS some day so I don't care about how big or small it is cause I won't have it one day

>tfw ur kitten goes into a food-frenzy trying to get at the pizza through the box and bites ur finger when u try to stop her

>>5161920
what

>>5161896
sure

>tfw holding hands with your crush

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>>5161928
Husbando

>>5161884
>i'm hoping a year on hrt sorts things out.
Chick I know was around your mass, I asked because she regretted the repression lifting, it took way more than a year with strict dieting and cardio. Hope you reach your goal quickly though.

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>>5161885
>tfw birthday tomorrow
>tfw only want one thing
>tfw can't have it
>tfw general anxiety

>>5161927
butts ARE pretty awesome

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>>5161884
>yeah i really hate my body lmao. its weird af rn in particular because i have muscles left over from lifting
>i still have huge lats, traps, and shoulders and biceps. but i also have boobs and fat jiggling thighs and am getting an ass now
ikt feelings, but I'm also obese and ugly.
I guess I spent 6 years building them, they're going to take some time to disappear but still I wish they would hurry up

>its making me feel like some weird in-between unfuckable unlovable freak.
well I mean, you just had a fun night right?

>>5161944
What u want

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>>5161944
*toots a party horn*
Happy birthday Bexe
I'm sorry you can't have what you want most

>>5161944
O////O

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>>5161944
>general anxiety
know that feel senpai.
Whats the one thing you want?

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>>5161920
That sounds amazing desu o////o;;
Being pinned is the best
>tfw pinned against the wall and having a guy nibble your ears and neck

>>5161927
I do too desu... ;~;

>>5161934
B L U E
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>>5161939
uuuuuunhf
>>5161940
thanks anon. <3 i have an eating disorder (but what trans girl doesn't??) from years of strict dieting and cutting and shit so i binge and then restrict heavily in cycles and its been difficult since starting HRT cause I wanna keep my tits and ass but i wanna lose the bulk too. i have been doing a lot of cardio and squatting so given your friend's story i'll try to be a bit stricter. I need that bikini bod by next summer.
>>5161958
damn sheen i didn't know you lifted. yeah i did but that was just a fluke :S

>>5161958
I hope a car hits me on the way home

>>5161974
You switched to lowbar right?

>>5161973
n-n-noooooooo
I want this so bad D:

>>5161958
also you are not obese or ugly!!! bmi tables are bullshit. you should just get to a weight that makes you happy.
>>5161981
yeah :D

>>5161861
Is it weird that the OP image is what I've been wanting to happen for years? Like I would always imagine exploding or killing myself and just having a girl rise from the ashes like a phoenix.
Fuck I can't wait to start E

>>5161931
thats a good minset 2 have
>>5161896
ywah i got u senpai
>>4932123
>i want someone to pin my arms down and make out with me
>i want someone to call me a beautiful goddess and pull my hair a fuck me from behind
>i want someone to lick my breasts and hold my hips and look me in the eye but not say anything
>i want someone to kiss me all over and tell me that i taste nice
>i want someone to tell me sit on their lap while they have an erection and then i can feel it through their pants
>etc etc etc
do u want me 2 continue, or?

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>>5161981
>lowbar

>>5161939
>>5161928
I agree with both of you. I vote for spikeposting.

>>5161988
>not obese
don't hugbox
She knows her body better than you and she's working on it.
I didn't expect this HAES bullshit from You.

How was your halloween mtfg
I was harley quinn, my friend was poison ivy- i actually got gendered female which was nice, and i felt like i had more of an excuse to both not pass and not care

>>5161996
Just so we're clear, E will not cause girl you to explode out of current you.

>>5161996
i didnt pay attention but that looks really nice.

>>5162006
Phoestrogen when?

>>5161988
>bmi tables are bullshit
To a certain extent this is true as BMI does not distinguish between muscle and fat. That being said: Obesity leads to all manner of health problems, and as a trans girl she is already prone to health problems, no need to make the situation worse. Also outside of chubby chasers, being fat is seen as being unattractive. Being told it was ok to be fat kept me fat for years because I had no motivation to do anything about it. To fix a problem you must first decide to put in the effort. Fat acceptance is toxic and destroys people's bodies.

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>see dad in three days
>"son what are these blue pills that I found in your bag"
>shrug

>>5162004
all i did was stay home. There were like no trick or treaters in my area either. sooo

>>5162006
>E will not cause girl you to explode out of current you.
I've molted already and can confirm this statement to be false

>>5161974
I didnt lift at a gym, I was lifting timber every day for six years, including water saturated logs that were 20'x8" in diameter

>>5161975
:\

>>5161988
I know, I just don't want to look like a fat blob anymore and once I get to around 90kg all of my muscles will become evident and I'll look weird

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>>5161999
exactly, honestly before I accepted I wanted to transition I was really insecure about my gt size, but now that I'm transitioning I don't give a shit lol

a-also omg like you said the thing I want most
>look me in the eye but not say anything
omg when they just stare at you intensely and with lust at you dead in the eye...holy shiiiiitttttt

>>5162027
>exactly, honestly before I accepted I wanted to transition I was really insecure about my gt size, but now that I'm transitioning I don't give a shit lol
Glad I'm not alone in this.

>>5161996
I used to imagine that my body was just some high tech suit that contained my "real" body inside it

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>>5161896
Only if it's abt us.........

>>5162041
yea, like I would constantly question my exes asking if my gt was too small
now it's like "lol not small enough xd"
also same with height. I always hated being 5'10" cause I felt short. Now I feel tall and wish I was like 5'3"...

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>>5161999
Please do continue. The last one sounds particularly nice desu senpai.

>>5161996
uggghhh this is how I feel when I get dysphoric. Instead of feeling empty I feel like the awful feeling is just caked on the outside and I need to break out of it

>>5162052
>tfw 5'3

did i do good b0ss?

>>5162027
>>5162041
yeah like, as long as there's enough for surgeons to work with I'm fine, I generally just try to ignore my stuff and pretend it's not there anyway

>>5162052
>6'2"
>always hated height
>hit head on things
>hard to find clothes that fit nicely
>something I could never quite describe

>on a completely unrelated note I wished I was a girl

>years later accepting myself as being trans I keep staring at my axe and considering cutting legs off and having prosthetic that are shorter than my real legs.
>then I remember how much MORE disproportionate I would be

>>5162052
I've always hated being tall, being 6'1 is inconvenient even without taking into account being able to pass, like I can't get comfy in any normal sized baths and it's rare to have a shower head reach above my head.

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Man, hookah is incredibly popular here and I think I'm falling in love with it, but I'm doing some /serious/ research to try and find out how unhealthy it is. Unfortunately, there is a a LOT of disinfo on both sides so it's kind of difficult.

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>>5161999
Yes. Continue ;~;

>>5162051
P-pooks I'm always ok with that desu o/////o;;;

>>5162006
I know :(
Does it at least help with dysphoria?
Will I eventually become girl me?

>>5162071
There are cis girls just as tall. I'm the same height and it doesnt really bother me anymore. Though I wouldnt mind shrinking a few inches on hrt.

>>5162082
It did for me. Lingering dysphoria takes a lot longer than consistently passing though.

>>5162064
I'm c-crying b-b0ss ;-;

>>5162069
yea pretty much lol. It's just a tumor for now

>>5162071
>>5162073
I-I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you two feel bad cause I'm complaining but I'm shorter than both of you ;-;

>>5161963
thanks senpai desu

>>5161961
>>5161971
a really long hug

>>5161966
D____D

hey who else is doing drugs rn?

>>5162093
Don't worry about it, I'm more insecure about my shoulders and feet desu.

>>5162093
Eh. Don't worry about it. Just more motivation for me to keep working on that full prosthetic body...

>>5162105
I was going to take some E real soon.

>>5162093
awww ;w;
>hugs

dont worry vivi you are a qt grill. <3

>>5162098
*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug*

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>>5162098
I-I want that too senpai.
Hugs are too fun. Warm. Soft. All that good stuff.

>>5162106
oh :/ yea I understand that too
but honestly I'm just insecure about everything :/

>>5162108
o-oh ;-;

>>5162110
t-thanks ;-; <3

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>>5162105
What drugs u doin

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>>5162105
i wish desu

>>5162041
heyy miranda! its been a while! how are ya?

>>5162118
n-now want to make out?

>>5162120
what drugs u doin??

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>writing a collection of true stories as I remember them for NaNoWriMo
>chapter on my OKC experience these past few weeks
>talking to guy from there right now
>"I uh... hope it's not things about me"
>"lol don't worry about it"

He should worry about it.

Honestly, good or bad you're going in dude, as long as you're not boring.

>>5162015
>>5162003
I have a lot of body image and food issues outside of trans stuff because of body type norms. I think it probably stemmed from repressed trans feels initially and got all mixed up and now i'm just super fucked up. Anyway I have actually published stuff on this topic so I have strong feelings about it. I think that the obsession with thinness causes people to have really fucked up relationships with food, which is super fucked up if you think about it because eating is one of the most natural things you can do. I am obsessed with dieting and being thin and attractive too, so i'm certainly not immune from it, I just want people to be happier with themselves and their bodies. I guess those words are kind of empty coming from a super fucked up trans girl because really I just wish I could be happier with my body and not hate myself

>>5162105
After last night, never again. Ever.

>>5162127
Waxy wax, makes me tired but i cant stay up late tonight anyways

>>5162132
oh damn

>>5162130
ilu

>>5162141
oh
im not doing any drug crimez it was all a trick

>>5162118
Yeah same >_>

>>5162143
Oh no you caught me, i can hear the paddywagon in the distance

>>5162017
hey you bought the cute shirt ^_^

>>5162151
no no, you're safe. just keeping and eye on my babbies

>>5162105
>Have had a chocolate bar and some plant-like weedy weed that I bought in a fancy shop in a bag for months now
>Only done it once because I'm worried I'll find a new job and don't want to fail a drug test

>>5162132
did you find a way to hug the world at least??

>>5162125
I'm sorry I-I'm straight ;-;

>>5162131
>published stuff on this topic
holy shit that's impressive. That's good though that you realize you have those issues. That's the first important part. I totally understand your problem too, although it's more of the opposite. I think also because of repressed trans feelings I didn't care about my male body at all and ate what I wanted, didn't exercise, just didn't give a shit. But now I have this goal of transitioning and that's really helping and I'm losing weight. If anything there could be something to help you with transitioning. I honestly don't know too much about your type of body and food issues but if you ever need support I can offer that at least <3

>>5162147
it's ok we'll both be qt one day <3
also I heard HRT gets rid of some shoulder muscle mass and makes them a little smaller so there's that (if that's correct)

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>>5162163
y-you too...

12 hour shift done.
I'm exhausted.
Need to do my brows again when I find time.
https://unsee.
cc/megurona/

13 months of hrt and one of my friends which knew couldn't shut their mouth about me a few days ago. Everyone is going to know in my town now. I'm not ready to fully socially transition by now. Used to live as a girl 80% of time while sfaying at bf's place, but he lost his appartment and I'm back at parents home.
Might aswell kill myself now before everyone destroys me mentally and leads me to suicide, right?

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>watching the x-files movie
>mulder and scully opening up to each other
>almost kiss
>that fucking bee
god jesus fucking chRIST

>>5162163
Fo sure. I also have low bone density, which can lead to height shrinkage so there's that too.

>>5162143
ilu2

>>5162162
I sadly did not. I guess I'll never know ;~;

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>>5162170
remember to get them to fix the position

>>5162167
I-I'll kiss you on the cheek though if that'll make you feel better <3

>>5162177
u-uh I guess that's good too?

>>5162173
I think mulder is a t girl desu

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I am talking to my new girlfriend on skype right now ...She's from here too soo .. does that mean that we are both transbian-chasers and have no more chance at being "tru-trans" anymore ?

>>5162161
weeed crimes dont pay. stick with the choclat

>>5162181
thank you.

NO ONES CHECKING MY TRIPS, HELLO>>5161999

>>5162027
eh i mean yah dick size isn't important really haha
ppl looking straight in ur eyes is cool

>>5162071
i understand this feel
>>5162060>>5162080

hmmm, lets see

>i want some one to let me sit on their face
>i want someone to take me on a date to a nice resutrant where i'll take off my shoe and put my foot in his crotch while we're eating until we leave and then he's so worked up he fucks me in the back seat of the car bc he can't wait until we get home
>i want someone to wake me up while i'm sleeping just so we can brush out teeth and makeout and then have shower sex
>i wanna work as an assitant at a law firm, then develop a thing with one of my older coworkers until we're flirting at work and we have quickies in the broom closet while we're supposed to be working on a case
>sex in a limo on the way to prom
>sex in a limo on the way to disneyland after prom

>>5162188
Pic saved
Thanks anon

>>5162190
It's all about the silver lining.

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>>5162191
he pulls it off

>>5162173
ufufu, stop me from changing my name to Dana... like pls.

>need a hair cut
>go to the mall
>walk past all the hairdressers
>go to the game shop, buy animalistic crossing and leave
M-maybe I'll just cut it myself...

>>5162195
The chocolate has weed in it. I dunno why, but in Colorado you still fail drug tests if they find weed in you.

>>5162200
dat nose

>>5162208
do they throw you in the cool teen jail if they catch you smokin doobies tho?

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>>5162196
Jesus this is lewd
Checked

>>5162213
No. They just say you don't get the job because you failed your drug test. It's why we can never hire any new people at my current job.

>>5162196
exactly.
and no it's better than cool it's fucking hot as fuck...

>i want someone to take me on a date to a nice resutrant where i'll take off my shoe and put my foot in his crotch while we're eating until we leave and then he's so worked up he fucks me in the back seat of the car bc he can't wait until we get home
f-fuck that too

>sex in a limo on the way to disneyland after prom
kek

>>5162199
fair enough, I just don't know if that's a good thing...

>>5162200
david duchovny is going to look like a hon if he goes back on twin peaks

>>5162190
what a tease :x

>>5162078
almost went to a hookah place on halloween

>>5162161
>tfw there are laws here against being discriminated against in employment for being a medical cannabis patient
>tfw useless waste of space that can't work anyway

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>>5162196
>>i want someone to take me on a date to a nice resutrant where i'll take off my shoe and put my foot in his crotch while we're eating until we leave and then he's so worked up he fucks me in the back seat of the car bc he can't wait until we get home
Holy fuck jupiter...

>>5162216
that is real....dumb.

>>5162232
hey how do i put my hair in a bun?

>>5162221
n-no D: anon y u do this

>>5162217
Oh, no it's definitely bad from a medical perspective, a very low bone density is called osteoporosis, I just have osteopenia.

>>5162241
y-yea...you should probably go drink a glass of milk or something :x

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>only reply on pic.
I kek'd

>>5162196
>>i want some one to let me sit on their face
YASSSS. need vagina first tho

>>5162124
Heya Isuzu, yeah it's been pretty long. I'm actually doing pretty good, I'm leaving on a trip to America tomorrow and I have an appointment booked with a gender clinic ^^, how about you?

So how is pretending that you aren't doing anything while on HRT until you literally can't pass as a male anymore working out for people?

Because...that's what I'll probably do

>>5162131
cool thanks dr. maddie

>>5162263
idk uncomfortable but I can deal with it for now

>>5162196
Very lewd. I'm impressed.

>>5162263
Goin great anon
Getting hard to hide my nips tho

is it wrong of me to consider myself mtf even though i havent been able to start hormones yet? I want to, but I need a job first.

creepy 2-year school for new girls where we learn how to look after ourselves properly and voice training and everything

agp or just something that'd be fucking convenient?

so this is autistic af but ever since i got my flounder plushie for my costume i really wanna buy a big cuddly stuffed animal. I never knew how great they are. any suggestions??

>>5162265
lol don't be salty anon. these are just my opinions and feelings on something i spent a lot of time thinking about, i was just trying to explain why i think fat people shouldn't be so hard on themselves. people are free to think whatever they want or disagree. sorry for the blog

>>5162277
I think two years is too long t b h

>>5162236
Idk I usually keep my hair down or put it in a ponytail if I need it out of the way, my partner wants to try giving me pigtails tho
wut kind of bun u thinking? u could probably find a tutorial on utube or something
y u axing me anyway?

>>5162263
yeah I did that till I couldn't hide my tits

>>5162215>>5162272>>5162217
i put some effort into that, thank u
>>5162235
u said be lewd u.u
>>5162257
tongue in butt feels kinda okay
but yeah u need a vag really
>>5162263
its better if you go fulltime as soon as possible actually
>>5162276
you're trans regardless of being on hormones although you should aim to start
i had a similar issue when i was younger, hormones and therapy aren't cheap usually, so

>>5162276
Hormones do not magically make you transgender. You're fine to see yourself as mtf.

>>5162276
I think most people prefer to define themselves as transwomen over mtf.

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k, just got home, and i have a question. and i recorded it so maybe you can hear more how i feel about this lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLBM34JJDQ

>>5162277
it sounds agp as fuck and somewhere that hons would go desu

>>5162277
so convenient but easy target for shitting on
>oh you go to BeAChick University? So you're one of those trans faggots hahahahah

>>5162280
oh i thought you might know cos you're smart and stuff
i think i figured it out but idk

>>5162278
>lol don't be salty anon.
I just wanted to point out the hypocrisy, you're barely as credible as an anon. So you're advice should be taken with a /grain of salt/
heh

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>>5162259
thats exciting! where in US? ive just been doing a lot of work the past few days. havent really been home a lot. also the coworker that slapped my ass a few weeks ago said he wanted to tickle my kitty on halloween. so theres that.

>>5162277
>locked in a school with a bunch of early transition pubescent transgirls
What could possibly go wrong?

>>5162285
In person is always best.
Alternatively text him the link to the vocaroo then block his number.

>>5162285
>>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLBM34JJDQ

>using vocaroo and not clyp.it

>>5162285
You will forever be a classless ho if you do it any other way than in person, dont go to his house just meet him somewhere like get a coffee or something
I got broken up with over the phone, might has well have spat in my face

>>5162296
holy shit this sounds like a Disney Channel show

and I would watch the fuck out of it

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>>5162293
i never claimed to be credible!! i'm a stupid gross idiot. no one should listen to me

>>5162296
it'd be middle school all over again

Hey mtfg, been a while since I've been here, how is everyone?

>>5162315
ticking time-bomb.

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I'd sooner die than go back to school. Especially a /mtfg/ school.

>>5162292
well I can't know everything, like I don't know much about sports or cars
I don't do a lot with my hair but I rlly should cus it's one of my best features, I more just know general hair-care stuff
just look up some video or other tutorials and maybe look at a few different styles to get a better idea of what you like and what works for you

>>5162302
>sounds like a Disney Channel show
dateline special*
ftfy

>>5162310
NOPE.jpg

>>5162302
That sounds terrifying.

>>5162317
>school
>disgusting

pick both.

>>5162316
:c what's wrong anon?

I am finally having me a cunny tomorrow.

>>5162318
yeah i have no idea how hair works and tutorials and stuff usually end up confusing me to the point where i get anxious and give up lol

>>5162325
who are you getting it done with?

>>5162324
nah just the amount of lewdposting lately has my libido on the verge of exploding inwards.
maybe I'll get a vag out of it.

>>5162318
>>5162322
lol that too
idk it feels like a Wizards of Waverly Place or like idk some other show (I haven't watched that stuff since my sister was little so I have no idea)

How screwed am I given I have curly hair that really can't grow beyond a certain length.

>>5162327
could u like ask a friend to help show u? since if tutorials don't help then explanations probably won't be much beter

>>5162254
I'm on vitamin D tablets, which help a bit, but apart from that there's not really anything you can do to treat it from what I've been told.
>>5162295
>where in the US?
Anaheim, LA and Las Vegas.
>lot of work
That sucks, do you get any you time soon?
>tickle my kitty
Oh gosh, that's lewd and also, honestly, I've never heard that before and it made me laugh, sorry v_v.

>>5162331
Oh o///o

Well I guess that's better than depression or something

i'm almost 2 weeks on hormones and my mood has improved so much. i'm so glad this is finally happening. thanks for being here for me, legbutts.

>>5162340
>ask a friend
ban normies tbhon
REEEEEEEEEEEEE-

>>5162340
yeah i could
i think i got the bun thing figured out tho. sort of.

>>5162348
m-maybe i can be your friend tonight....

>>5162348
tbhon, the hot new meme

>>5162355
HOT NEW FRESH SPICY MEMES? WHERE?

>>5162346
Yeah I'm feeling better after all the halloween candy binging ;3
How are you?
>>5162354
I'd love to be your friend IRL, we can do each other's hair (I'm learning too) and then we can jam!

are there any good girl names that start with J? I can't think of any desu

>>5162359
please the quality of memes went down the moment trashy left

now mtfg is mostly
>tfw no gf
aka fucking r9k

>>5162365
jessica, jordan, jill, jillian

>>5162365
Jocelyn
Jamie
Jennifer
Jenna

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>>5162344
>it made me laugh, sorry v_v.
dont laugh at my pain ;_;

>>5162365
julie, janet, jacky uhhhhh

>>5162285
call him or have him meet you closer to your house and then uber there and back

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>>5162368
uh excuse me i am a quality content creator.
>>5162369
>>5162370
>>5162371
lmao damn

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>>5162348
isis are a bunch of normies tbhon
look what they did to this hezbollah soldier who just wanted to read some naruto

>>5162365
Jamie, Julia, Jennifer and Jane are all nice imo.
>>5162371
I'm sorry,I have a lewd sense of humour :/.

>>5162360
I'm doing pretty well ^~^ lots of things have been changing and most of it is for the better

>>5162377
yeah man naruto is the best anime :^D

>>5162377
>ISIS wiping anime off the face of earth
Maybe they aren't so bad after all.

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>>5162376
>uh excuse me i am a quality content creator.


YOU LIE
>tfw you miss old trips

>tfw you don't know why you come on here
>tfw Alison/booger is gone
>tfw Kim may have killed herself

>>5162328
Dr. Punani

i just laid down in bed and reallly REALLY hurt my back holy god damn

>>5162360
ohhhh do you shred 'tar too???

>>5162386
Hi slug

>>5162377
if /a/ was in charge of ISIS.jpg

>>5162386
kim was posting a couple months ago and i thought seemed happy

>>5162386
people were worried about kim but she visited a few months ago and was happy and just living life

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>>5162386
perhaps you're forgetting THIS GEM???

>>5162380
Dang, congrats on not stagnating, now I gotta get my booty in action.
The only thing that's changed for me is it's sweater-weather now and I can be comfy all day.
>>5162393
After a long hiatus I am definitely back to shredding 'tar ;3
I'll play rhythm to your lead any time.

>>5162400
i like the trany pizza party part

growing my hair out for the first time in my life. no haircut in 5 months.

just trimmed my sideburns at home

that was a mistake

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>>5162403
hells yeah lets SHRED

>>5162404
shrimps on a pizza is the best btw

>>5162405
that doesn't sound too good anon... eheh

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>>5162394
I'm not sludge

>>5162397
then she suddenly stopped

she also called herself Sam....and was really close with ufufu

I don't know if even ufufu remembers her

I can't believe anons once thought that this was mtfg's theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqphb_WM1rM


Heck even sonic and tahm's shitpostings was entertaining

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>>5161643
why don't you be polyamorous
then you won't have to dump one guy to see another
and you can have like 5 different partners to serve different needs instead of searching for the one impossible guy who is a combination of everything you want

>>5161697
Nah she did it again a couple of days ago and went off on how we're all mentally ill degenerates and it's easy to just choose to be male

>>5161804
mfw idk either of these feels

>>5161884
I used to think my gender dysphoria wasn't too bad until I lost loads of weight and realised I still felt terrible despite looking better body-wise by male standards

>>5161896
I'm a kinky piece of shit

>>5161944
>tfw general anxiety
hahaha iktf rn
>memory issues because retarded
>find out last week I was supposed to find a supervisor for my dissertation in FEBRUARY and I apparently forgot
>I've been working on it myself without realising I'm supposed to be talking to a supervisor first before I'm allowed to do the experimental work and I was supposed to write a progress update to be marked the week before last and have missed out on 12% of the mark already because of that
>I emailed my advisor explaining that I had fucked up and he said to email the module organiser immediately
>That was Tuesday and now I have a lecture taken by the guy who is also the module organiser today and because I'm dumb I FORGOT TO EMAIL HIM AND I HAVE TO GO INTO THE LECTURE AND LOOK HIM IN THE EYE WHEN HE KNOWS I'M THE ONE STUDENT ON A COURSE OF 150 PEOPLE WHO TECHNICALLY HASN'T STARTED THEIR DISSERTATION WITH TWO AND A HALF MONTHS TO GO OUT OF TEN AND A HALF
WHY AM I SO STUPID IT WASN'T EVEN A CHOICE ON MY PART LIKE LAZINESS OR SOMETHING, I'M JUST FUCKED IN THE HEAD

>>5162017
Yeah it's good old Worst Fear #1 right here, pic related.

>>5162063
oh god this is exactly how it feels for me, I thought I was the only one who experienced it like this

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>>5162408

http://mkopas.net/files/TERF_War/

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>>5162408
>seafood on pizza

Almost as worse than just cheese, or even worse pepperoni only

>>5162403
Still too hot here for jackets half the time, can't wait until it gets a little colder

>>5162416
try it with a whitesauce and onion

>>5162354
well good luck with ur bun tbqh

>>5162192
oh god that pic <3

>>5161999
checked

>>5162263
only a couple of days in desu
scared I'm gonna get mega milks by next June and then my family will go fucking mental at me

>>5162422
oh wow...ok that actually sounds bretty good
>>5162425
i like your new name

should I paint my nails green, blue, black, or purple

>>5162405
>just trimmed my sideburns at home
I just got an urge to reference the simpsons, damn that's a good urge.

>>5162410
kim is alive she came as anon maybe like a month or two ago?
it was fairly recent

>>5162418
>>5162408
Personally I like a hotdog-stuffed crust

>>5162337
It will grow. You will regret it, kinda.

My hair is almost mid-back, curls into big ringlets. It takes tons of conditioning, 3 different anti-frizz oil frufru hair products and a leave in conditioner to keep it somewhat managed.

>>5162409
i forgot to use a guard + i went too high
real baka move

Just got back from playing Dresden Files with a few friends, how's your night going mtfg? [insert humble brag here]
>>5162432
black

>>5162417
I only managed six, I could do better hanging out here

>tfw nothing feels good when doing lewd things
im so tired of being broken

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>>5162400
2/10 I bet you don't even know vaporwave/deathgrips mash-ups you plebe

>>5162440
>[insert humble brag here]
WOAH Abby calm down
>>5162419
Well I mean it's mid-80s during the day but it's chilly at night and dang it I'll keep the a/c on just to be comfy.

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>>5162435
Always wanted to try that, but if its in the whole crust all the way round that is wayyy too much meat for me handle

Also, how bad is pizza and shit like that for your skin? Will I have to give it all up if I want silky smooth face? Same with fizzy pop?

>>5162448
no can do, sorry.

>>5162446
Doing lewd things by yourself or with someone else?

>>5162449
pizza is a vegetable though
vegetables are good for you

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>>5162434
have you heard from her recently? also she calls herself Sam now as in samantha if alive good for her
but she was volatile

>>5162452
both

hey elanna, do you say pop for soda?

>>5162439
yeah true failure. will cost u your 20 streak and your chance at competing at the international mtf tournament

>>5162432
green and purple ofc

>>5162454
Not so fast yankee

>tfw the cutest trip doesn't post any more
i miss kiwi

>>5162454

>pizza is a vegetable
EEHHHHH ? in what world

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>>5162459
>iwn win the coveted golden dragon dildo

>>5162448
Fair enough, thinking about buying myself a cute jacket or something for the winter when I'm not so broke.
>>5162440
Abbyyyyyyyy get on the TC, its so quiet right now >~<

>>5162462
Kiwi posted a selfie like yesterday tho

>>5162464
in America it is ;3

>>5162449
sodie pop :^)

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Nighty night girls sleep well

>>5162473
good night elanna, pleasant sleepies

>>5162462
trip on kiwi

>>5162471
u fatty

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>>5162464
the greatest world on earth

>>5162473
me on the left

>>5162455
no, i was never close with her or anything, i just know she also posted
i would think she's fine, but maybe she has facebook or something???
i thought she was tight with several ppl from here, so surely someone knows

>>5162462
I'm right here though
>>5162466
I love you kate, I'm trying to study for a latin exam atm though. I probably shouldn't be posting..

>>5162473
I blame umaru posting for shitting up this thread and turning you all gay

also lolling at this thread
>>>/r9k/23927659

>>5162298

BWAHAHAHAH NO I CAN'T DO THAT!!!

>>5162301

but he lives like over an hour away from me like wtffff

>>5162372

i want to just call him but now i feel like that's bad

>>5162457
iktf

>>5162482
>umaru posting
>shitting up
you b-bitch~

>>5162491
deal with
also gold from the /r9k/ thread

>If I could, I would. In a heartbeat. But I can't.
I'm not even being 'transphobic'. Some pull the whole transition thing off well, and the best of luck to them. But many just end up looking and sounding like Robin Gibb in a wig. I would most definitely fall into the latter.


I must say congratulations to mtfg- you are definately on the winning team

>>5162496
>definately
REEEEE-----

>this past Friday
>have a response to my transwoman maid/cook for hire post
>inb4 judging, its been a fantasy of mine.
>guy is retired military, older, still fit
>freaking Ar-15 above his bed
>show me through the house and my duties. End back in bedroom.
>told to strip in front of him.
>him getting impatient because I'm acting like a kissless virgin.
>been with men, first time feeling this submissive.
>strip and feel self conscious as all hell.
>No clothes to help me feel like a gril.
>tells me to crawl to him.
>has me start sucking his cock
>calls me all the naughty names I love
>grabs my ass and makes me throat him.
>goosebumps.mov
>tells me to get on the bed
>goes doggy style because habit
>slaps my ass and says no, on my back like a real bitch
>has be hang head over edge
>fucked in my mouth while just being touched down there
>legs up, a first for me
>he cums, I swallow
>doesn't let me cum
>throws $60 at me for the gas cost
>told to come to work this Tuesday

I'm so fucking excited for Tuesday..

>>5162482
>also lolling at this thread
you are welcome

>>5162501
go to sleep Kayla

>>5162481
Lol okay Abby, don't fail a test for us x-x

>>5162505
you should update that image- most mtfs prefer women

r9k is out for gfs and transitioning is the best way to get one

>>5162506
Names Kelly. I'm new to this board.

>>5162511
Flee this place before you turn into a whore and lose your sanity.

>>5162511
Damn, another lewd post and it wasn't Kayla..
frickin' K-posters....
Congrats on the job though, I know how bad the economy is currently.

>>5162512
I was a whore before this place, and that only makes me want to stay. ;-; don't make me leave yet.

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>>5162501

>>5162517
FLEE, FOOL.

>>5162512
>implying it's not already too late
did you read that bullshit?

>>5162518
have you dumped him yet? give us an update when you do, dis gun b gud

>>5162520
Way too late for me. ^.^

>>5162518
feefs or kayla going nuts with the shitty forced fem.

>>5162520
of all the things that never happened,
that thing never happened the most.

Much better. Hiya :)

>>5162528
>jelly feels

When your Norwood stage is more advanced than your Tanner stage #justhonthings

>>5162532
Of course it didn't happen. Doesn't mean she's not fucked up.

>>5162533
Use a trip. This is gonna be fun.

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>>5162482
>>>/r9k/23928039
>Came out to my family/have been on hormones for about a year now, been living with my boyfriend for 6 months. I don't think I'm actually trans, I just wanted an easy life and I got it. My life is fucking amazing now, it's basically the same as being a neet, except I have someone who gives me affection/buys me things. Have to do some minor housework/put up with sex but it's worth it. I think I've started experiencing actual dysphoria though, I don't really feel comfortable in my body anymore. It's disturbing to look in the mirror and see a girl instead of yourself.

>>5162535
>only being paid 60

>>5162532
Oh fun! I'll take pictures Tuesday. No big, I'm happy to do the time stamp crap.

>>5162543
get a trip
post butt
post bobs

T B H
B
H

>>5162541
Better than a disgusting neet

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>>5162522

no..... i meannnn...... i'm just gonna call him loool. i mean an hour and a half to sit there getting coffee and then just be like 'we're through' like who has time for that? if i make him travel that far to dump him i'll feel even worse

>>5162528

i mean like this is what i got out of it
>craigslist
>old man
>forced fem, unprotected sex, swallowing strange old guys cum who has prob fucked diseased hoes
>60$

the 60$ upsets me the most. 60$ for sex and swallowing?? like 300$ for an hour at the very least...like how dare?

>>5162541
Right? As for the job part its $15/hr.

>>5162543
You do a secure trip by putting ##somesecretbullshit in the name field, after KellyVee.

You can't be new here, btw, this is artful.

>>5162546
>breakup over phone
Thats cold, edie
Also wtf are you doin dating someone an hour away anyways

>>5162546
Explain the forced fem and sex part. Because I don't recall having or saying I had sex.

>>5162559
>>5162561
She's bright as a 10 watt bulb

>>5162561
Please get a trip now
this is sacred.

>>5162540
Why would you do that to yourself...

>>5162537
whats a norwood stage
>>5162544
basically this

>>5162566
Fine fine.

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>>5162559

idk i liked himm. i wasn't really looking for a bf because i'm not ready for that but he just seemed so great at first.......then he ended up changing and ya. the last guy i dated somewhat seriously was in philly as well (das where he be.) seriously it's so far that it seems like over the phone would be ok. in any other circumstance i wouldn't..

>>5162561

the degradation and the fact that oral sex is still sex??? but really, 60$?? 60$??????? SIXTY DOLLARS GIRL LIKE 15$ AN HOUR EVEN I AM IN SHOCK THAT'S THE REAL ISSUE

>>5162575
>CHUB

fatty confirmed

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>>5162501
>goes doggy style
>he cums, I swallow
did he go ass to mouth or is there some cleaning/enema intermission we don't know about?

>>5162575
yuss

>>5162576
>the degradation and the fact that oral sex is still sex???
Thanks for typing it out edie, you beautiful bitch.

>>5162576
the bible told me oral sex doesn't count, and it's only a sin if I let a man's seed spill into the earth

>watching space dandy and jojo with the bae over skype

<3

>>5162584
>fake sonic
>fake trip

>>5162561
>15 an hour
I'm sorry but that's jumping the line from prostitution to harassment.

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>>5162546
>the 60$ upsets me the most. 60$ for sex and swallowing?? like 300$ for an hour at the very least...like how dare?

I'm laughing so hard right now. I love you edie.

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I just got hit on by a guy in the gas station, he was hot but I didn't know how to react, I thought he was fucking with me at first because I didn't ever expect that from a man so I ran.

>kayla making up stories again today with a totally not suspicious name
damn it kayla you are laughably predictable

but also cute

>>5162024
If you lose weight through dieting and cardio your body will eat away at the muscle quickly then the fat.

>>5162576
Lol >.> I'd have done the sex for free, no jimmies rustled here.
It's the job I want, the sex is a fun extra.

Btw.. I was a Dom for years, you do realize the submissive has all the deciding power in a decent BDsM scenario? If the sub has no control, uses the safe word, and isn't obeyed, its abuse, and I always have control if I choose to use it dear.

>>5162596
What so suspicious about a name that abbreviates to kissless virgin?

>>5162598
You didn't exactly include safeword negotiations in your story here.

>>5162595
That's so Kayla.

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>>5162590
I had to get a new trip like a week ago

>>5162598
>dear
delusional fetishistic hon spotted

>>5162595
is this a true story or a kayla story

>>5162581
You really cannot read, Jormy.

>>5162576
P H I L A D E L P H I A
Write him a breakup letter on nice parchment and in really nice calligraphy, get it delived by carrier pigeon
It's the classy thing to do

>>5162604
dude handwriting/5

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>>5162609
Its not me, some anon stole all my anime girls