/mtfg/ - best waifu edition

>tfw no anyone

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>>5159233
speaking of which

i have a friend who wants to spitroast a qt grill on our massive gts

who wants to be the meat in a transbian sandwich (i dont pass but she does)

>>5159239
how massive we talking? i'm only human

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>>5159246

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>>5159243
excuse me why are you so mad, did I touch a nerve

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>>5159246
mine is 6.5x5.5 i think

hers is something like eight inches and might be thicker than mine but im not sure

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>>5159239

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Just ordered a pizza. I'm really disappointed in myself, but at least the pizza will taste nice right? Plus i'm funding the economy I guess.

>>5159256
I think they're just jelly of you, you beautiful bitch.

>>5159187
It's really not their fault actually. Anyone normal wouldn't interpret the things I read and was taught to such extremes that I took them but I ended up self harming once in a particular private place after this little number right here

>“Matthew 5:30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.”

I was particularly impressionable at 13 and 14. I wrote about it once and the story still upsets me. I just read over that one again. It's a pretty disgusting horror story.

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just got brunchh i'm sooo fuuulllll
alsso i started my progesterone cycle yesterdayyy and i feel wicked drunk because of it rn and i love it. dis is my fav time of the month tbqhhhhhhhhhhhhh

how has your weekend been mtfggg? r u okkk?

>>5159261
Depends on what kind and from where

>>5159261
It's OK anon.
It's not like anyone expected better from you anyway.

>>5159262
How does moko look? I've never seen her.

>>5159256
Yo how do you look?

>>5159229
Yeah, one annoyingly persistent drunk guy actually tried to french kiss me when I told him to go away. It doesn't take a lot to turn bad.

>>5159266
Half of that table is lunch and the other half is breakfast. I like that.

And tell your boyfriend to stop putting ketchup on eggs it's just not natural.

>>5159265
i was raised methodist and i think its a huge stumbling block for my mom. i haven't talked to her in awhile and my sister said my mom called her recently, worried about me because she heard on the news that "one of those transgenders got killed!!"
>>5159266
uhm that looks delish, im jelly. i want a burrito desu

>>5159270
They really did expect better though.
>>5159266
What is that black thing senpai

>>5159270
she's a qt a blonde girl

>>5159278
At least she's... worried about you? I don't know. It's not much of a consolation I guess.

>>5159265
I always liked KJV psalm 23:4 (a bit paraphrased)
"Yea, though I run through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."

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>>5159250
>chaser
n-no

morning

>>5159266
that burger and them chips looks delicious
I'm okay... had a bad dysphoria day yesterday and saturday was okay tho, I made a baked brain dip (it was ricotta, french onion and bacon flavoured but looked like liquified brains) that nobody liked for a bring a plate halloween party at my brothers house

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>>5159262
like, I get it, I've been fortunate in some ways that other people aren't, but stuff still bothers me sometimes

>>5159270
I look strikingly mediocre

>>5159287
>mac
only an AGP could use such an evil!

>>5159261
did you make sure to order it with extra marinara and some marinara on the side, kayla style?

>>5159265
Yeah that one always tripped me up also. I was never raised Christian but I took things literally like that at my age. One time I stayed up three nights in a row watching outside my window looking for aliens because I saw a documentary of one.

I don't know if that verse is considered literal or not. I believe it is but nobody follows it. Its like one of the first thing Jesus teaches his followers also. I hope you don't cut and all that now family

>>5159288
mornin' sheen

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>>5159296
No but I did get enough wedges for 3 people.

>hangover
See this is why I smoke

>>5159287
post the stay rad pic pls

>>5159288
Hey Sheenis! How are you?

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>>5159305

>>5159309
based, thank you muchly muchacha

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Is this a trap?

>>5159301
you got anything to dip those in?

>>5159308
I had like 12 hours sleep, so I feel a bit better
you?

We need a new chaser to replace maki

>>5159290
>strikingly mediocre
You most likely look better than that.

>>5159317
What happened to maki?

>>5159317
this cræinne chick seems promising

>>5159322
Dunno, we haven't seen her buttocks yet so we can't draw any conclusions...

>>5159322
agreed.

>>5159312
Who cares, they're pretty.

>>5159320
>What happened to maki?
transitioned

>>5159312
they need to shape their eyebrows

>>5159316
Wow that must be refreshing. I'm good, got today off so I'm doing the late night thang.

>>5159317
I choose Jormsy as the new resident chaser.

>>5159317
We still have Buns.

>>5159330
For real? Guess all the talk was true.
And so the tranny circle of life continues.

>make OKC
>expect to find cute boys
>all I get is messages from cute girls and ugly boys
What is this what does it mean

>>5159328
>straight people don't care about fucking a tranny as long as she's somewhat passable.

>>5159320
I'm the most average looking blonde-ish trans girl you'll ever see
which is still pretty impressive considering how tragic I looked at first

>>5159341
girls are cute boys are ugly

>>5159330
Scared off by aife and his enemies.
He had plenty of enemies

>>5159341
Pretty sure you aren't in the same league as cute boys

>>5159229
i posted in a dead thread big surprise im so fucking pathetic.

>>5159334
The joke is less funny when you remember Jormy is actually a chaser without social skills.

>>5159341
same problem ufufu had when she had short hair
she looked like a lesbian so only lesbians hit on her

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>>5159344
As long as you feel good about yourself.

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>>5159344
You look like a goomba from the super mario bros movie.

>>5159351
the joke gets pretty creepy at that point really.
>>5159344
average looking for a cis girl that's like 11/10 for a tranny

>>5159356
>safe space SJW
pls go

>>5159356
>Those fucking eyes

>>5159351
Do any chasers have any social skills or game at all?

>>5159334
>Wow that must be refreshing. I'm good, got today off so I'm doing the late night thang.
yeah it is refreshing, like despite being unemployed and crazy I only get like 6 hours sleep most nights
I wish I could sleep more

>>5159351
Didn't maki & swg lack social skills though...

>>5159356
I try to but I actually don't haha
fake it til ya make it

>>5159357
ooh it me

>>5159358
nononono I'm average for a tranny

>>5159364
No, if you have social skills you can avoid the chaser label.

>>5159364
About as much as trannies do

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>>5159352
>tfw lesbian but don't look like one
>only 3~4 girls have hit me up on OKC
>hundrends of guys

>>5159360
desu baka senpai

>>5159360
They follow you were ever you go.

>>5159367
swg still scored if nothing changed in the meantime.

n

>>5159375
set up your profile so that doesn't happen???

>>5159364
Some do. They've got cute code words for saying the relatively subtle version of what the typical neckbearded chaser says up front.

>>5159375
cut your hair short

>>5159380
is there a list of these code words so I don't fall for them?

>>5159365
I only got that much yesterday for some reason. I sleep well during the week but not on the weekends for some reason.

>>5159378
y

>>5159380
Isn't that really the only difference between a gross jerk perv and smooth charming young man though? Think about it.

>>5159375
You do look straight. I wouldn't assume you were gay unless you were clearly eye fucking me or at a queer party.

>>5159341
It means lose some weight, get some REAL clothes, and grow your hair out and you'll actually be appealing to everyone instead of just 2/3 of the population.

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>>5159380
Pls share the codewords. I need a laugh.

>>5159367
Maki wasnt that bad and SWG has a rl gf.
People liked maki for a minute.

>>5159358
It is kind of disturbing when you really think about it.
>>5159364
>>5159367
I don't know how well they compare but SWG is apparently dating a trans woman and Maki said he's dating cis girls now.

>>5159375
guys are scum anyways they will only abuse you it's second nature for them.

>>5159344
I'm really happy things are getting better for you. I only hope if i transition things will be better for me too but at this point i don't even know if i care.

Just wondering how many of you here used 420's /cd/ board before /lgbt/ existed?

Uhh question
what if i just want to look like a girl?
i mean the entire concept of gender roles never stuck with me
i am a male, i will always be a male, i know i can't change that, i don't act like a male and my brain is wired for some unknown reason to want to be a mother, to look like a girl and so on.
at least in my own mind im not trasngendered. but i don't know what you would label me.

>>5159404
>but i don't know what you would label me.
Trans

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>>5159227
>>5159227
>yeah it was real quiet!

>in fact, i don't remember seeing anybody at all...

Why is that though ???

>>5159404
>want to be a mother, to look like a girl and so on
I'd label you trans. Find an experienced psych.

did madison end up telling us what happened with her date?

>>5159403
I did

>>5159398
>>5159388
The subtler ones tend to know how to behave. They'll also tend to talk about shit like how they like your energy (it doesn't necessarily mean the gt, a lot of chasers are into trans women for the same reason a lot of creepy guys have asian fever). The ones who trip a bit more will compliment you on your femininity more than on who you are or how you actually look.

If you feel like you're a dirty secret, chances are he's either a chaser or you're the other woman.

>>5159394
To some extent, yeah, it is. The ones who get laid do behave mostly like human beings. Those who don't and still do coast on being ridiculously good looking.

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>>5159404
trans

>>5159412
i- i don't know!

i don't know if i'm actually kit at all...

>>5159415
she got the D

>>5159403
I did it was pretty cool but i was stupid and listened to a bitter hun who told me at 19 i shouldn't transition and was just a fetishist freak.

>>5159410
>>5159414
but id just be a guy that looked like a woman,

>>5159379
Nah, I just literally started one for shits n' giggles.
I don't expect to find anyone on there.

>>5159383
Nah. Short is not for me and I want it even longer anyway. It's at my boobs now but I want it to reach down my bum eventually.

>>5159395
Well I don't know if that's good or bad or just an observation. Probably the later.

>>5159401
I don't think I really agree Holic.

>>5159423
I know but I want details, I'm never going to get the D and I want to know what its like

>>5159433
well its been my experience all the men in my life have treated me like nothing more than a fucktoy acting as if i don't have feelings or even deserve to be treated like a fucking human being.

>>5159404
sounds trans to me but i don't even know if i am anymore ive been de- transitioned for for almost a year now i don't think im trans at all anymore or how does that even matter when after last night i was molested the fucking 26 time i dont fucking care anymore life is shit.

>>5159334
B-but I'm straight now I can't chase

>>5159421
Are you okay kit?

>>5159404
You probably have GD, yeah.

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I wanna get laid right now but the gf is asleep

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>>5159433
Probably the latter.
It can be hard as a femme if you're not spending all your time in queer circles. You might have to take the initiative and hit on girls yourself.

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>>5159452
I DON'T THINK I'M ACTUALLY KIT

Friend wanted to battle pokemons and called my party "madness"
I won

>Eating burgers at GBK (will post pic when I can be arsed to)
>Couple sitting on table across from mine with their kid ~3 years old
>Really loud and shit, won't shut up no matter what they tell him
>Knocks over his water on purpose when they're not looking
>Gets told off
>Knocks colouring shit off the table
>Gets told off
>Food arrives
>Knocks food off the table
>Gets told off
>Continues to fuck around until they leave, seemingly completely unaware of the concept of discipline or understanding that he's being punished for something
Thank fuck I'm not having children, I don't know how I'd deal with that shit
Not to mention I can barely hold a knife and fork properly myself as an adult my coordination's so fucked up
I am not suited to being a parent

Also the bus driver got really pissy at me because the only money I had on me for a ticket was a £20 note and he had to count out the change, the poor soul
what a fucking crybaby

>>5159404
trans
bank jizz, get skittles

>>5159451
Yeah straight...
Straight for gt that is!
I'm onto you!

>>5159403
Hi.

>>5159435
I hate to call her out but the story was pretty hot I'm not going to lie. She probably won't have an issue talking about it here if you catch her.

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>>5159455
I like flirting with girls, it's super easy and fun even if it leads to nothing.

I don't think I'm gonna have a problem finding a partner even if I'm not looking for one rn.

But yeah, I consider myself mostly femme with a hint of chapstick.

>>5159444
>molested for the 26th time
holy shit that's awful but also how do you even manage that
I'm *literally* mentally subnormal and I never get taken advantage of like that
or I guess if I have been, I haven't noticed

>>5159451
For feminine men. It's a common thing among chasers. They like feminine men and trans women. It's all an elaborate coping mechanism to deal with their latent homosexuality. You're just like Maki and all of the other chasers in that regard.

I love that no one gives a fuck. story of my life why do i even bother. Mabye you think im making it up but some fat fuck had his fingers inside me and i was too fucking drunk to do shit in front of my sister and her friends thank god my sister got me the fuck out of there but this was by far the most traumatic in front of my fucking sister man why Im not even hot why the fuck does this shit keep happening fucking why?!!

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>>5159404
Oh my gosh you sound exactly like me 4 years ago.

>>5159478
how are we supposed to react?

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>>5159458
aaaaa what is happening rn !!

>>5159478
>I love that no one gives a fuck
meh, I don't want to deal with heavy shit today

>>5159475
>I'm *literally* mentally subnormal
Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Edgar admitting that he's autistic

>>5159465
P-pls I've given up chasing

>>5159477
But the boy I like isn't feminine at all, checkmate anon

>>5159475
I don't even know get blacked out drunk and hang out with faggots. it fucking hurts he didn't even use lube or spit he could at least done that is he was going to stick his fat unkempt fingers into me. I haven't even cried isn't that fucked up I haven't even fucking cried.

>>5159458
It's okay, there's ways to deal with depersonalization kit. We'll help you.

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>>5159490
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGright i think im ok now desu
i had a bit of a moment there, i thought i was kit

>>5159498
>But the boy I like isn't feminine at all, checkmate anon
wait what
jormy is trustraight now

>>5159489
if this shit happened to any other trip im sure the reaction would be different how bout some fucking sypathy or something genuinely human but no cause im not a fucking princess no one gives a god damn shit!

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We have both Edgar and Holic shitting up the thread at the same time.
Oy vey!

>>5159478
I'm so sorry holic, thats fucking awful.

>>5159458
>>5159490
erkit x kitin, new mtfg power couple.

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>>5159503
weird yo i wonder what happened

>>5159510
I thought they were the same person for a while. I was disappointed to learn there's two of them.

>>5159478
Yes because "try to not get molested so much" is really quite sound advice that won't make you hate us because simply trying to not get molested so goddamn much makes you safer and less vulnerable
I don't have the answer to your question other than "perverts exist"
I am not your counsellor or therapist, I am not a functioning member of human society
If you want sympathy, have all the sympathy you want, it won't un-rape you but don't act like we're cold when we are literally incapable of meaningfully helping you

>>5159497
nuh uh it's Egdar!

>>5159503
>!!PFyPw/qF3Qj
>>5159517
>!C7jgk0Enfc
tripcodes don't lie

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>>5159517
there are two possibilities
A) weird mystical stuff
B) organized shitposting

>>5159507
its awful, what else are we supposed to say
you need to move away from fucked up friends and family and get some therapy and hrt

>>5159510
fuck you faggot

I'm sorry im not droning over stupid shit and circle jerking over inane bullshit.

>>5159518
They do whine in a similarly annoying way.

>>5159507
>no one gives a god damn shit!
I don't, maybe your therapist will, since.. you know that's who should be helping you with this.

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I am never going to finish these all these wedges, please just kill me now.
>>5159507
No one is a princess senpai, although I am sorry that happened to you.

>>5159201
>we haven't gotten to them all yet
Do you know how much money is pumped into research on cancer and aids?
There should be a cure by now

>>5159523
just to be absolutely clear here

https://archive.loveisover.me/_/search/tripcode/%21%21PFyPw%2FqF3Qj/

i am erin and >>5159517 is kit, this is us switching round back to normal after a couple hours of shitposting and trickery

>>5159525
I personally believe in a) desu

>>5159529
Lil' nigga just man the fuck up already.

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Hey everyone, quick question. At 22, is it too late for me to start hormones and be able to pass? Im also pretty worried about my nose being too big and jawline but that can be fixed with surgery I hope.

>>5159519
to think i used to like you but that was the coldest shit ever.

>>5159516
yeah I just feel like mabye i should just swallow some fucking pills and just fucking die its happened so fucking much i think i must have been some horrible person in life for this shit to happen.

>>5159533
Wedges?
What wedges?

>>5159510
>>5159518
>>5159530
>>5159532
Hons are angry today

>>5159516
Nothing can topple Erin x kit t b h

>>5159550
I don't see any huge obstacles to passing. Good luck.

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>>5159525
b for sure yo

>>5159525
I hope it was B, lest we have a /mtfg/ witch burning.

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>>5159546
me too tbqh

>>5159562
>>5159563
you're both wrong to be totally honest with you

>>5159498
The final stage in your evolution is to realize that you're just a confused gay boy. You tried dating cis girls that looked like boys which didn't work well. Then you chased trans women for their gt which didn't work. Then you went from wanting feminine men to manly men, slowly warming up to your repressed homosexuality over time.

>>5159563
Warlocks.
Male witches are warlocks.

>>5159478
open carry

>>5159519
Help is given to the pretty trips.
There is no sympathy for the ugly ones

>>5159532
therapist can't help shit, all they do is ask you fucking questions and force you to relive traumatic experiences over and over again.

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>>5159557
I ordered pizza, and due to some promotional stuff, it ended up being cheaper to get 3 boxes of potato wedges. I could have gotten something else i guess, but I like wedges.

>>5159266
Progesterone gets me so drunk it's cray

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>>5159550
age 30 is the absolute earliest cutoff for passing if you try hard

Hello :D

>>5159478
but we're on the other side of the internet
how can you even tell how we're reacting
I think you're projecting what you think others are thinking of you onto us

>>5159497
How fucking new are you? The fact that I'm developmentally disabled makes up a large proportion of the content of my posts. Here's a little videoclip of me trying to wave with each hand:
https://vid
.me/KJra

I have Aspergers, ADD, dyspraxia, hypotonia, and possibly just general brain damage (which would be causing the others) but that one's not confirmed.

>>5159580
sheen confirmed for eternal hon

>>5159563
yo I wanna get burned alive who's with me

>>5159572
that's fucking true.

>>5159499
>alcohol
not even once
vape instead desu

>>5159579
srs and ffs when?

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>came out to gf's mom a couple days ago
>she texts this to my gf this morning

>>5159587
sheen a best, shut your whore mouth

>>5159578
Oh. You can always leave them for tomorrow.

>>5159577
I am beginning to think you actually like being treated as a doormat.

>>5159581
Howdy senpai <:3)~

>tfw jerking off looks like you're trying to tear it off.

>>5159553
Gee Holic I'm sorry I'm broken
>>5159572
Help is given to those who can be helped
This is not a situation I can help with

>>5159567
My boobs are too big to detransition tho, guess I'm stuck being a girl.

>>5159593
Had a ftm tell me I'd be completely stealth with minor ffs, but I play life hard mode. Also my gf is straight so...

>>5159559
Elanna x kit is cuter desu

>>5159566
I'm gettin' the torches.
>>5159568
And they are girls, anon.
>>5159581
Why aren't you doing your home work, young lady? Get off 4chinz.
>>5159588
You're from Philly, aren't you? That warrants burning, I suppose. So sure, you can jump in the fires, after we get a couple witches tho.

>>5159553
No its not your fault, unfortunately there are evil, fucked up, opportunistic people out there. Its not a reflection upon you.

>>5159559
I think Kit x Haileyk may give them a run for their money.

>>5159595
Thats so sweet :)

>>5159612
guys with boobs are my fetish

So I have to go see my dad and my highschool friends that I haven't seen for 2+ years on Tuesday, should be interesting.

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>>5159623

>>5159614
no she isnt and her self denial is fucking you up mentally

>>5159625
wear your best dress

>>5159623
Hi Faye's gf, didn't know you post here

>>5159632
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh that was funny.

>>5159612
You don't know how to transition because you don't have the female brain. You're stuck being an obvious in between him her shim thing.

>>5159612
they're not that big

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>>5159621
you can't torch me, i resign

>>5159622
>>5159618
cmon y'all

>>5159560
>>5159580
Cheers anons, another question if you don't mind answering is there are three different hormones you take right? Reading the guide and from what i've read online most people use Spironolactone and Estrofem, but Progesterone is used as well? Would it be viable to take the first two mentioned and not take the progestrone or is it more viable to take all 3 at the same time? Im just buying all these online so I'd love your advice.

>>5159600
senpai?
>>5159632
Jormy, that is mean

>>5159518
That's funny, before I was a trip and just posted pics everyone used to call me Holic 2.0

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>>5159621
umm please don't burn my friend ;o;

>>5159632
That was really dickish of you.

>>5159592
thats really fucking funny

>>5159597
yeah i fucking love people walking all over its fucking great. but therapist are shit they don't care about you at all your just another number to them the number on their paycheck.

>>5159645
Skip the progesterone. Maybe a year down the line you could consider it, but personally I had bad experiences and would not recommend it.

>>5159652
BURN THE WITCH!!!

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>>5159662
no

>>5159612
just be a girl instead desu
or try being tumblr like circe

>>5159625
already out to most of my high school friends, helps that I had barely any, kek
haven't lost any yet because, hey, they put up with my sperginess for this long, me being the same but with tits probably won't change much there

>>5159644
That won't stop me.
>>5159652
I'm sorry you don't understand. I must burn -everything-. Now that magic's out and about it's all over. Gotta burn it all.

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Holics fucking annoying and so is Edgar

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>>5159640
How don't I know how to transition? Did I forget the secret blooodrite?

>>5159403
A little bit, yeah. Didn't participate as much as I do here though.

>>5159649
your nothing like me so i don't even understand that.

>>5159604
your broken? you think your fucking broken. mother fucker I am mentally broken right now to the point where nothing fucking matters i feel like an absolute piece of shit. I can't even look forward to my job the only thing that makes me happy. and even though i taken advantage off i feel like a godamn filthy whore.

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>>5159648
Yeah senpai, senpai
senpai is what all the cool kids are saying nowadays.

>>5159625
The outfit you wear is going to need some very careful planning. It must look masculine at a distance, but unmistakably feminine close up.

your attitude will have to be a perfect "What, you never knew?" sense of incredulity to them.

>>5159680
You forgot the entire being a woman part of transition.

morning mtfg~ I've got a full day of ranked league of legends ahead of me before the season is over
what are you girls up too?

>>5159622
It feels like it is if it wasn't how come it happens all the time.

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>>5159698
>I've got a full day of ranked league of legends ahead of me
i'm so sorry

>>5159688
None of that will make any difference if Gaye shows up with a three day stubble. This being her long suffering family I am fairly certain they will all try to forget that day.

>>5159367
>swg lacks social skills
LOL
thats funny considering the guy has his life a lot more together than even the most normal ones of us

>>5159585
Did your house have lead paint growing up? I got caught eating lead paint chips when I was like 2 and I'm similarly fucked up.

Not even making fun of you here.

>>5159698
Don't do this to yourself. Please.

I've been on E for two and a half days. Any psychological changes are psychosomatic, right? I looked down at my crotch in the shower this morning and my genitals looked more alien to me than ever before. And my guy clothes feel repulsive to wear all of a sudden, like I'm dressing up in some dirty hobo's clothes instead of my own.

>>5159683
Apparently it's my face, not my personality as such

>>5159722
>on E
w-what does it feel like? pls senpaii

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I moved to a new city and kinda just lived in a weed-fueled dream haze but now I either got two months to get my shit together and find a job or lose everything

I'm worried guys, I'm mildy autistic and I've been coddled my whole life how do I job. I'm thinking about camming too. From what I've read you're not just constantly jacking off most of the time you're sitting there chatting to random lonely people as they compliment your ass

My last choice is to pawn everything then just take my guitar and wander off in the general direction of the East and hitchhike my way to Portland, either living an amazing adventure or being brutally beaten and sadistically murdered but a serial rapist-killer

What do mtfg? If I go on the adventure I'll post on here whenever I get to a library and give updates

>>5159711
No I didn't breath for 5-6 minutes after being born and in addition my entire scalp was bruised BLACK from hitting against the pelvis
It's not really a mystery

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>>5159645
Spiro is an androgen blocker, often mentioned as an AA or anti Androgen.

Estrogen for 1.5 to 2 years before progesterone. This better mimics natal female breast growth during puberty. Progesterone to early may negatively effect ultimate breast shape.

>>5159622
I read Haileyk as Hayek there.
i need trans friends who name themselves after austrian economists for the aesthetic.

>>5159725
like I'm a girl instead of a delusional man, just a really fuckugly deformed-looking one

>>5159709
They both werent that bad socializing that's why they are the only two chasers anybody ever talks about.

>>5159728
Oh god this is literally me when I finish uni next spring, fuck

>>5159683
people don't always break in the same ways
i really am sorry that this happened to you and i'm even more sorry that i can't help you but i have no idea what i could possibly say that doesn't make it worse

>>5159738
Ugghhhh Thatmakes me want estrogen even more ;-; I wonder if I can just bribe the NHS therapist person

>>5159688
I'm just wearing guy clothes desu, last time they saw me I was actually in girl clothes because there was a theme party and I just showed up ( they picked my costume because I didn't have one, and my best friends mom came down and was like "huh it suits you")

Why are so many of us here from the UK?
I swear like half of /mtfg/ is British??

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>>5159725
refreshing. Yes, literally refreshing. It killed my general anxiety, and most of my depression.

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>>5159672

>>5159744
At least you have time D:

I feel like I'm at the very last second and I still find myself procrastinating

Post trips you would marry (straight girls if you were not straight)

>>5159689
Only agps want to be women silly, and I'm 110% trustraightttans now

>>5159753
Just a symptom of a rapid decline of a once proud empire.

>>5159753
the americans need to work to survive, the commonwealth has welfare.

>>5159728
Apply at McDonalds or similar fast food or big box chain store. They are often desperate. Have them schedule you for non day hours. From there you use those day hours and go and look for another much better job. The non day hours keep you from spending to much of your loot when you are poor.

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>>5159700
b-but i need to get out of cardboard 6 : s
i get teased by my friends cause they are in diamonds and gold yet we play on the same level of play..

>>5159758
Eevee, adri

>>5159699
Unfortunately abusers are able to determine the best victims. Ones that will keep quiet. Generally ones that have been abused before. At least that was the common pattern I saw when I was studying abuse during my psych degree. Its not a negative reflection on you, these pieces of shit are just very good at picking out victims that wont report them.

>>5159725
Please dont take ecstasy Car.

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>>5159758
None of them. I would only ever marry someone if we were mutually in love. Also I'm not really sure how I feel about marriage.

>tfw get too self conscious to practise voice alone
what if someone arrives home unexpectedly and hears me sounding like a distressed toad

>>5159776
I meant estrogen >>

>>5159758
Pretty much exactly >>5159777

>>5159728
Get off 4chan right now and either write up or fix your resume. Print it. If you don't have a printer grab a dollar or two and print out as many as you can at your library. While you're there ask about how you can apply for a job there, and literally apply to every single place you pass.

Literally everything. Don't want to work at McDonalds? I guess you want to be homeless instead. Apply anyway and you can cancel if they call you later.

Homelessness is not an amazing adventure. It's boring, uncomfortable in every sense and simply dangerous. Do you know what it feels like to be really, really hungry? Because it's literally painful, and then you get too weak to think and move.

If you want advice on camming ask Dollface she seems pretty successful at it. I don't think it's as fun and easy as it seems though if you want to make enough money to support yourself.

>>5159746
qhi.co.uk

>>5159758
Most people should know who but she wouldn't be interested in me ;___;

Just got back! Had a great time, ate some awesome Indian food and got to hear my little crush talk about cars and he gets so excited...god damnit ;-;
also he lives in Massachusetts so I have no idea when he'll come up again ;-;

>>5159277
CADDY I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE SMART <3

>>5159722
and alfie does she resemble me too it fucking sucks I don't think you look like me at all.

>>5159776
Almost nobody speaks out about abuse, and if guys or trans girls even try there's someone there with a skeptical face, going "yeah, but that doesn't really count, does it."

>>5159672
xirce xisnt xumblr xe xust xeeds xo axommidate xir gay boyfriend

>>5159758
>straight girls if you were not straight
hmmm a kit x erin x circle 3 way tbqh.

>>5159779
You dont have to lie to me car, you can be honest, were all mates here.

>>5159753
Because in the US you can just pop down to your local Informed Consent clinic whereas here, you have to be tortured by MI5 for 3 years before they even diagnose you, and even then the NHS orchidectomy surgery is to have your balls squeezed in a vice until they pop. So instead most of us just self-med and sulk on here.

>>5159792
I tried that before, I got told off, the pills thrown away etc.

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>>5159712
im a big girl i can take care of myself.. though only because none of my friends are on to duo with me >.>

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>>5159771
its ok you don't have to play the bad game

if you need emotional support with breaking free from an abusive relationship (with a video game) i am here for you any time

>>5159804
I did :O
>>5159808
>you have to be tortured by MI5 for 3 years before they even diagnose you

I laughed

>>5159745
im sorry its not your fault im just angry. i thought i had friends here. but i guess like life i dont. anyways im sorry too.

>>5159725
amazing i wish i could be rolling right.

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>>5159816
ive been with it for 3 years, everyday it haunts me, my friends are friends with it too so i cant just leave it.. its the only partner that my friends have liked, i-it only hurts me sometimes, i-its not like its all bad, more happy times than sad times, i just need a duo :s

>>5159728
>this entire post

And people wonder why America is going downhill...

>>5159756
it wasn't an insult, tumblr isn't any worse than this website. literally couldn't remember whether you identify as genderfluid or genderqueer or what and I didn't want to use the wrong one so I made a joke of it instead.

>>5159757
yeah but there's not much I can do between now and then to change that
the nearest afield I can look for any housing close to affordable for me is somewhere like up north 500 miles away where they all eat leathery lamb and coal hotpot and it gets dark at 3 PM
and fuck knows what job a retard like me is capable of holding down

>>5159778
>tfw thin walls between my room and flatmates'

>>5159803
you're confusing her with faye I think, and it's her straight gf

>>5159776
god the world is so fucked. he was right to pick me im so scared of the police that i would never turn to them.

>>5159836
>you're confusing her with faye I think, and it's her straight gf
no faye has a 'straight' gf who is mindfucking her
circe has a gay boyfriend and is accommodating him by detransing

>>5159837
He was fucking wrong to abuse you, to abuse anyone. Not right to pick you. Don't begin to twist yourself into blaming yourself.

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>>5159277

lmao!! i wanted the lunch he wanted the breakfast so ye. it was tasty af tho

>>5159278

i gib u

>>5159279

well done burgerrr fammm

>>5159288

aw shannon :< why didn't anyone like it!? just not into the brains aspect?

>>5159579

forreal tho i just woke up, i passed tf out and had the most vivid dreams ever it was craazzyyy

>>5159831
you're allowed to stop
if you stop it will help your friends to stop too, but you have to make the jump first

>>5159826
of course you have friends here, inasmuch as anyone does
you're not terribly disruptive, you're nice, as far as i'm aware people don't dislike you.
but i think speaking to a therapist would be more productive

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>>5159831
You ever felt like cheating and playing dota instead?

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>watching American football with mom
>see the cheerleaders and dancers and get slightly dysphoric

I wanna be pretty like that one day ;_;

>>5159860
>implying thats not the exact same shit

>>5159809
That's because you were dumb about it, do it again
Where were you keeping your pills last time? I keep clothes and shit with friends over summer but forgot about my makeup. Put it in one of the otherwise-unused pockets of my laptop case. Parents being about 60 years old, they rifled through my suitcases like the abusive controlling people they are, but they never touch the laptop case. If you're worried about keeping them in the house, keep them in a plastic box and bury it somewhere. Take up jogging and make your route go by that spot each morning. Take out just the pills you need for that morning and evening and bury the rest again. If you miss one or two doses here and there because you have to go out in the morning or something, it won't kill you. Be a ninja. Hiding the pills from your parents shouldn't be the hard part, I have to hide shit all the time, the hard part will be hiding the fact you're growing tits which is what I'm now about to struggle with. But if your parents aren't going to be receptive to you seeing a gender therapist and going legit, you are going to need to self-med in the short term. Trust me, I wish I'd started at your age when I was in the same position (and still pretty much in the same position now). Going to uni/college? Try and get some higher education, you'll have a lot more freedom there even if it's just a day course at college with a locker you can store your pills in.

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>>5159866
Ban anon

>>5159728
don't cam it's a worthless endeavor get a job at a call center easily the easiest work ever and it doesn't induce dysphoria.

>>5159851
idk she's always identified as not entirely female the whole time I've been here
I'll admit her going off hrt concerned me a little bit but not as much as, say, alison who's clearly just doing it because she's nuts

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>>5159863
They ain't that pretty up close.

>>5159871
Mail arrives at 9-11 am, i ordered it in advance of a break and it was due to arrive then but then it arrived early... and i was in school while it was.

I also cannot get a PO box because you need IIRC parental permission and proof of residence at an address.

Plus outside of my family I am not out.

I am fucked.

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>>5159542
and I should get a free flying unicorn by now, fuck science! pocketing our tax money and keeping all the cancer cures and flying unicorns to themselves!

>>5159837
>>5159853
Honestly this.

HAAYY Y'ALL

>>5159871
Dude I think you have some serious misconceptions about growing boobs, how long it takes, and what it will look like on your body. Mine have been growing pretty prodigiously and I'm a full a cup at 4 months and I have literally no problem hiding them

>>5159858
I think if we want to be kind to her, it's recommending therapy *as well as* talking to us here, not instead of.

Correct me if I'm wrong, holic, but I'm guessing it's fucking terrifying to think that you'd be bothering people by telling them, and you're scared nobody will want to hear it, or will just ignore it. We're not ignoring it, it's a terrible thing that's happened to you and nobody deserves anything like that.

We want you to do well, to enjoy life, to get to the point where the people who have treated you horribly don't have that control over you any more. Telling us is a start. Finding a therapist, a *good* therapist, is another step. We want the best for you.

>>5159853
i always do but this whole situation is fucked im leaving here for now sorry i brought anything up.

>>5159888
>implying you wouldn't kill to look half as good as that

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>>5159896

>>5159896
Hey now!
Bost putt!

>>5159891
that thumbnail had me so fucking scared the cat was gonna get crushed :/

>>5159901
Stay. Read this. Please. >>5159898

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>>5159891
DYANNNK
you go to reddit also?
Saw that on r/gifs
Great subreddit

>>5159908
>>5159908
Sometimes I forget that sweet bro and hella jeff is the greatest comic ever created.

>>5159904
like half of us are cuter than that tho
those girls could pass for Mtfs tbqphwy

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>>5159916
its a close draw with nedroid picture diary

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>>5159888
Huh. Gud point but still I just wanna be a pretty girl eventually ;_;

>>5159897
Maddie! I'm gunna miss talking to you girls on skype ;( u especially

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>>5159855
i recently got dumped cause my ex-bf is a closetted mummys boy, so games are my distraction now..
>>5159860
but i dont like new dota.. i miss the old days of Warcraft 3 dota, my childhood in a nutshell

>>5159908
erin ilu

>>5159910
i cant

>>5159881

I'm only off AA's.

>>5159911

shannon stop

>>5159917
M-maybe just me then ;_;

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>>5159926
>tfw extreme mommy issues

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>>5159923
If you work on it it will come true.

>>5159917
>like half of us are cuter than that tho
Now that's taking it too far.

>>5159923
Whaaaaat where are you going??? =(((((

>>5159926
you can play other games anon don't worry
there are lots of other games out there for you

>>5159929
i love me too and you're neat as well

>>5159931
doesn't that mean your e and t levels will start screwing with each other??

>>5159890
You need to come out to friends. Seriously. Even if it's just one or two people it'll make things a lot easier for you if you can just use their address and ask them not to open it. It was the first thing I did before doing anything else and while, sure, you need to pick who you tell very carefully, it's good to not feel like you're keeping this secret all to yourself. If you don't have friends, make some. Alternatively, your high school should have a counsellor who can point you to local resources even if they know jack shit about trans issues themselves. Do you have any handle on exactly what your parents disapprove of about you being trans? Hopefully you might be able to convince them to come round, though I know from my own experience it's not always the case.

>>5159756
wut were u for halloween?

>>5159796
oh where'd u go for indian? there's one place I wanna try for the lunch buffet cus the reviews are good whereas like all other indian places I've looked at have terrible reviews liek just for the lunch

>>5159931
how's that going? isn't E kinda ineffective without AAs or huge doses?

>>5159935
>tfw no mom to spank my hand when I go to far

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>>5159921
Yes that is also acceptable.

>>5159929
Post naval!

>>5159940
come one admit it you love me too

>>5159952
i cant

>>5159897
My female relatives are almost exclusively above a D cup
There is no way of hiding those things
I agree it's perfectly possibly I might end up being dfc for a year before I see anything happen or something daft but the possibility is there, and I'm not even conflicted over whether I want them like jormy I just don't want to have to come out before I'm financially ready

>>5159923
hey you gave makeup advice last thread

i ended up buying a pack of gum and nail scissors instead because the girl there asked me if i needed help and then i gave her a disgusted look b/c i panicked and she got a tiny bit scared so i put on charming boy mode and smiled and apologized but charming boy mode couldn't buy makeup.

>>5159923
install skype on your pc

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>No qt gf to cuddle and watch football with and make delicious foods
;~;

>>5159752
leather jacket, tight t-shirt from the juniors collection. Boot cut jeans, and 2+" healed booties, open or closed toes.

>>5159758
at this point {nil}

>>5159957
Goddamit your making this hard, post earlobe?

>>5159943
I can't I really can't. I am far too anxious as is.

>Do you have any handle on exactly what your parents disapprove of about you being trans?

My mum doesn't disapprove but doesn't want me self-medding.

>>5159957
ill do my best to admit it but i cant promise anything

>>5159951
yeah they're both great honestly

>>5159945
we went to Taj cause my friend's good friends with the owner, it was really good! And they have a large vegetarian buffet section too! The buffet isn't honestly that big but it's really good and the naan is baked fresh and delicious!

>>5159931
>>5159881
>>5159851

And also my mister is Bi, not gay.
(and he likes my feminine features, regardless)

>>5159940
>>5159945

For some people, after a long enough time on HRT, E will maintain female T levels, and I had bottom-barrel T for a super long time without realizing it.

>>5159945

Also I was a witch with a bunch of vines at my waist and also around my head and also around my ankles. Also I had a broom. Lots of people liked it, I think.
My mister was a lumberjack.

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>>5159881
i generally believe Circé to be a person whose judgment can be trusted
>>5159898
i don't know how to be "kind" to people, i don't interact with anyone i don't have to
some people think i'm just the greatest and some people are afraid of me because i can be pointlessly cruel
i've been called racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, xenophilic, pedophilic, and all manner of other things because i can't relate to people at all and it's a horrifying, lonely existence and i wouldn't have it any other way
>>5159901
be safe
>>5159943
>friends
i'm out to my friend and every relevant human in my life, constituting a total of five individuals and have no plans to tell any acquaintances or associates unnecessarily

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>>5159962
>gf

>>5159911
you're not even old though you're just adult-ged

>>5159921
kek that picture is relatable

>>5159931
circe
I'm not sure that's how hormones work
you might want to read up some more on what you're doing

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Doot doot doot

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>>5159937
I can't wait to have a regular income so I can start going to the gym again desu senpai

>>5159938
Sooo I was shitposting g with the girls in church and they were making dick jokes about the pastor and making me laugh my ass off right? So God got mad and fucked my shit up. My phone got smote and it can't use Skype OR send text messages and its l I t e r a l l y never done that before I can only shitpost with u girls here till I buy another phone ;_;

>>5159948
All memes aside I just really crave attention and affection from my mom since I didn't get it enough as I got older. When I was like super young I was superrrrr attached to her and would follow her around everywhere but nowadays were distant and I'm stuck with this mommy complex ;-;

>>5159984
hey, how are you?

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>>5159952
>naval
just for you

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>>5159966
SINFUL
u can see it here tho look

>>5159970
i'll ask again later

>>5159837
*hugs* You need to get yourself to a therapist who understands trauma, and get help. It has made a major change in my life for the better. The EMDR I've been going through may have brought up things I'd never wanted to remember, but it also also liberated me from self blame. Also many feelings and memories that used to pop up then overload me and shut me down don't effect me anymore.

>>5159994
hey whatever happened to the goat in your timeline? where is he now?

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>>5159986
Sounds like my relationship with both my parents desu.
You dirty thief

>>5159937
you think? I thought that pic was exceptionally bad.