Lesbian General: Halloween edition

>>5140286
Nothing special. We don't celebrate Halloween where I live.

>>5140286
Fairy costume, and my gf is going as a witch. She's making them both.

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I was gonna dress as Helga Pataki but I'm not really going out or anything so I forgot about it.

I'll probably hand out candy or go to a haunted house thing.

>that feel when no friends who are in halloween as much as me

I'm not sure I will be celebrating this year, at least not as a public outing. I don't think Germany seriously celebrate it, even though I have seen a lot of halloween themed candy around in stores.

Last year I made a dress and a witch's hat inspired by the One Piece character Perona's design.

I think maybe me and my girlfriend will just bake a pumpkin pie together and eat some nice food together.

Are there any drinks fitting for Halloween? I got the impression that Londoner's just drink whatever is at hand, but is there a custom like that in America?

>>5140286
Likely as a space farmer. Hopefully I can still fit into my silver lame bib overalls. I'm a bit wider in the hips now.

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>>5140444
nice

>>5140286
I've been so engulfed in work that I didn't even think about it. Not sure I can throw a decent costume last-minute, so fuck it.

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>>5140444
i like it

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gross catfishing transbians need to die

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>>5140829
>>5140794
>not posting pictures of her crushing on Arnold
DISGUSTING
but also l-lewd

>>5140969

>Dat feeling when you expect to meet a cute girl, only to end up in a dominatrix tranny's basement with her two great danes.

>>5140969
It's not catfishing. I just test my passing. It works super well, but dykes are easy.

When will chestlets learn?

Does anyone outside of the US even celebrate Halloween, I mean in the "trick or treat" way?

>>5141325
Canadians do trick or treating as well as adult sexy costume parties

Trick or Treating isn't allowed.
So is being Gay.

One does not necessarily mean the other.

>>5141325
Yeah, they do many places in London at least. I have no idea if kids in smaller English cities do.

I also think it's quite common in Amsterdam in the Netherlands. But both Amsterdam and London are very multicultural.

I have seen kids trick or treating in Denmark for Halloween, but only very few. We have our own holiday with similar traditions so it never caught on.

>>5141375
I'm from a tiny village in Sussex, England. We did it here! :) But I think my mother rang the houses we went to before we went there!

>>5141387
That's nice to hear. I remember my neighbors when I lived in London absolutely hated that holiday.

They didn't mind handing out candy, but they got really annoyed when they had to get up and open the door every 10 minutes.

Can I come here to whine about my personal problems with my gayness and my family and have cute lesbians coo and aww over me? I could use some of that right now.

>>5141588
Try it and see if it's worth cooing over.

>>5141588
It's an anonymous board, you can do whatever you like within the sites rules.

>>5140286
My girlfriend and I are both Star Trek nerds. She'll be an Andorian Starfleet officer, and I'll be a Trill.

>>5140286
I'm going to dress like a woman this year and meet a qt lesbian <3

>>5141798
And you'll end up in bed with a degenerate transbian.

>>5140286
Girlfriend and I are going as Bob and Linda Belcher

Me and my gf are going to...don't have one. Playing destiny. What do?

>>5140286
>qt girl invited me to spend Halloween at some lounge with her

Now how do I convince her that she's secretly gay?

>>5141817
>implying thats a bad thing

>>5140453
>I don't think Germany
B E R L -

>girlfriend
N-Nevermind.

>>5142402
Hamburg, regardless :)

>>5142494
Oh, I've lived there for many years, up until a couple months ago.

>>5142534
Give up bro, it's over. You might as well live in Shanghai.

>>5142534
Oh neat. We just moved here two months ago. Before the summer we had lived in London for a while, it's where I met her.

>>5142597
W-What
My chances of finding a gf in my current city seem higher than before.

>>5142611
London is where I'm originally from. What made you guys move to Hamburg?

>>5142647
Give up on a gf and come to Toronto and I'll be your bf.

I have a sweet view of the lake.

>>5142656
fuck off straight boy and get a gay guy to suck your dick if you want it so bad.

>>5142660
you wound me ;(

>>5142647
I got a job with a game company here.

We aren't sure if we are here permanently yet, I am still sending out applications larger companies.

Anyone here live in new york?

Why do women smell so good? Why do they look so good? I hate being a virgin. Thinking about girls in their skimpy dumb "costumes" turns me into a sad, horny child.

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TBH it's PPIEW

>>5143003

Dick van Dykes.

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Imma be a gay succubus. Not pictured, Maleficent horns.

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The body paint kinda sucks, I might try to find some more before actual Halloween.

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>>5143101
>>5143116

>>5143101
Ooh do I want to stick my hands under that skirt and see what I can grab ;)

>>5143116
are you going as gamora or she hulk?

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>>5143152
Stop replying to yourself.

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>>5143152
;)

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>>5143158
She Hulk with WWHulk's armor.

I didn't have the arm thing finished for that other picture. It looks better now.

>>5143136
>>5143164
pls don't ruin it I want to see more girl bodies

>>5143179
i wish there was a male version of you ._.

>>5143217
They barely look female.

>>5143212
ooh nice job on the crafting.

>>5143221
your mom barely looks female

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>>5143237
You sure told me.

>>5143179
Pls be in Cali :(

>>5141817
Tfw degenerate tranny fml

>>5143281
Sorry, Kansas City :(

How many of you are in Cali, and does anyone know the best places to meet other lesbians near San Francisco? What about the best colleges?

>>5143421
Ayyy lmao. I'm kind of close to you but in Nevada. I used to live there though. Most of them are at the bars or clubs or pof.com

>>5143383
We can still be friends?

>>5143281
i-i'm in cali

>>5142656
I'm okay with the occasional straight dude dropping in to say hi and ruffle feathers, but not if they're a Torontonian. Eww.

>>5143545
What part?
And shit, I am a complete idiot. I just noticed this is lesgen ._. Bi guy here...I-If you still want to be friends....

>>5143603
why do bisluts keep talking about guys on lesgen

GO TO BI GEN YOU IDIOTS, THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG

>>5143603
Canadians are the worst.

>>5143853
#NotAllCanadians

>>5143853
What did we do?

Bisluts get out. You have your own general. So fuck off there.

I plan on being naked on the couch with a small Asian woman on top of me. While.we both watch Charlie Brown Halloween.

Hey Kek, how did you enjoy that Shiseido commercial?

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>tfw I used to think I was a bislut but now I know I'm a lesbian
Feels good to be master race.

>>5143885
Nothing. You do nothing. Just waste space.

Are there any lesbians from the South here?

>>5140286
Nothing. I could try getting a cheap poorfag costume if I'd go to some Halloween event with friends, but the only friend I got isn't available.
;_;

>>5141325
It used to be really popular in France when I was a kid. 10 years later you'd get 1 or 2 groups of kids ringing at your door at best. Nowadays I'm not sure if any kids still go trick or treat.

>>5144093
South from where?

>>5144170
From Murrica of course

>>5144276
What kind of music are you listening to lesgen?

myself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcUrEn7xmNE

>>5144729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdSMZTSRQNc

This shit is great to work or just relax to.

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>>5144729
This is what I listened the most to the last month according to last.fm.

>>5144943
S H I T
T A S T E

The same I do every day.

Shitty europe with shitty lack of halloween.

>>5144009
Stay butthurt, tranny.

All I want is a cute femme girl who'll share my interest in weeb stuff - or at least not be completely weirded out by it - and maybe put a collar on me and tell me what to do sometimes. I'm going to be alone forever, aren't I?

>>5144729
PJ Harvey discography and 4walls album by f(x)

>>5144067
I can't tell whether this is criticizing urban sprawl or lack thereof.

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>>5144729
https://soundcloud.com/chroma_bono/chroma-mrlittlehearts-adventure

>>5144729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bdukC-hbA

Going as myself! A real monster ha..ha ;_;

Anyway, what are some good lesbian movies?

>>5145185
Ayyyy that's me. Femme dom

You cunts are awful and so is your fucking general. I hope you all rot. Sage.

>>5145185
iktf, except I'd rather want a cute andro/tomboy.
And yes, we're going to be alone forever.

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How does this stock photo make you feel?

>>5145573
Well we're halfway there. What are your feelings on Valkyrie Drive?

>>5145594
I feel a little bit less lonely now at least.

>>5145642
I hope that's a screenshot from very good porn.

>>5145642
Is that supposed to be bullying? Because it looks like a good time to me.

>>5145563
>good movie
>lesbian movie

Pick one

>>5145644
Well I've never seen it, but I'm down to watch whatever. Is it good?

>>5145563
Wait for Carol that comes out in November

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>>5145673
It's basically lesbian fanservice: the anime, but I think it is pretty good so far. The MCs are cute and it actually has something resembling a plot. It's only on episode 3 yet. It also caused a civil war on /a/ last week, which was hilarious.

>>5145642
That's some hot bullying yo

>>5145708
>It also caused a civil war on /a/ last week, which was hilarious.
Explain further

>>5145642
Looks like lesbian sexual harrasment

>>5145708
>It also caused a civil war on /a/ last week
I almost want to watch it now.
Only lesbian anime I watched was Yuru Yuri and I dropped after 3 or 4 episodes because it felt like mainstream moe sol comedy.

>>5145748
>Only lesbian anime I watched was Yuru Yuri and I dropped after 3 or 4 episodes because it felt like mainstream moe sol comedy.
That's all it is.

>>5145716
>VD is full of uncensored nipples
>mod starts banning people for posting webms from the show, saying that it's basically soft-core porn
>posts the forbidden webm himself as an example of inappropriate content
>starts affecting other threads and the board revolts
>new moot has to step in, but spends most his time trying to figure out what nsfw even means in the first place
Hiro rolled back the mods decisions for the time being and we seem to be back where we started, but I think it's an indefinite solution.

>>5145748
It basically is, except you know the girls are definitely gay because the manga is published in Yuri Hime.

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>>5145829
>new moot has to step in, but spends most his time trying to figure out what nsfw even means in the first place
Never change Hiro.

>>5145708
It's shit, kek. It is abysmal garbage, and just because you get off to it doesn't make it good.

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>>5145858
Who said it got me off? I just think the lesbians are cute.

>>5145708
Ill take a look at it. Seems good to me. So are you fem or butch? Or whatever else?

>>5145642

Flustered tbh fam

>>5145920
Oh, um. I've never been quite sure where I place on that whole spectrum. I guess I usually look pretty boyish, but sometimes you just want to throw on a dress and feel pretty too, right? I don't know if I've ever identified with either. I'm definitely a sub though. Got that much figured out.

>>5145858
She's not me. Not everyone that enjoys VD is me. I hope you now realize you have shit taste for not watching this masterpiece.

>>5146090
Can't we find some other short form of Valkyrie Drive? VD is irrevocably associated with venereal disease in my mind.

>>5146095
VDM(ermaid)

Go read Yuureitou if you are interested in seeing actual lesbians.

>>5143212
that hair and lips make you seem kinda rly qt anon

no homo

>>5146159
More like FtM pseudo-yaoi.

>>5146159
>actual lesbians
>implying

>>5146195
That's pretty much exactly what it is. Although its more like a mystery type story, with yaoi overtones, than just a specifically yaoi story

>>5146223
Strange how the only straight person later turned out the be the feared homicidal maniac.
Is this manga trying to tell me something?

>>5146304
If so its probably a pretty accurate message.

>>5146304
Straight people are nuts. They can't help it.

>>5146012
Ah perfect. Where are you at in the world?

>>5146870
Ireland.

>>5146090
It's not a masterpiece. It barely has a plot and the animation is shit. The subject matter is, additionally, shit. Fakeass dykes doing fakeass bullshit isn't revolutionary or interesting.

>>5147087
>the animation is shit
Have we watched the same Valkyrie Drive?

>>5147087
You haven't even seen it, otherwise you wouldn't be writing that.

>>5147097
It's pretty fucking obvious that she hasn't seen it. She's been writing the same shit since episode 1.

>>5145642

Makes me feel in the mood for a foursome.

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I just carved a pumpkin of the grandest quality lesgen

>>5147299
>That face when you're going down on her.

>>5146985
Ayyy I'm in Canada. But close enough. We perfect for each other

>>5147435
Aha, I figured. But what's an ocean when you have the internet?

>>5147470
Exactly. What app you have so I van talk to you?

>>5147515
I'm a luddite and don't really use anything, what's your preference?

>>5147536
I got kik if you wanna use that.

hopefully some qt's muff as a mask.

>oh was that joke already made
>I will show myself out
>I am sorry

>>5147708
Sure

>>5147470
Don't do it, she's probably black. Then if you hook up you'll say things like:
>"I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SCREAM JIGGABOO"

welp, i am pissed

>go to party
>talk to a few people
>catch up with an acquaintance
>he's a bro and we get into a deep conversation about a bunch of subjects
>his gf is giving me the evil eye from the punch table
>me and him finally stop talking and almost everyone has left the party
>bro tells his gf that he'll grab the car and call her when he's ready
>bro leaves to do that
>his gf corners me
>what the fuck were you guys talking about, anon?!
>oh just a couple of stuff like religion and junk
>get your own bf
>I laugh and tell her I'm a lez so I have no interest in him
>she says "lesbians fuck guys all the time, so why should I treat you seriously?"
>now I want to punch her in the face

jesus christ I'm still fuming about it.

>>5148010
She's represssed. Rape her and dump her body somewhere unpleasant. The cleanest way to get rid of a body is just melt it tho.

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>>5148010
I mean really you gotta fuck her now to prove a point.

But nah jelly bitches are just crazy. I got one jelly bitch story just that bit worse

>hanging with literal brother
>ya know from the same womb shit
>but different dads so we don't look so related
>at bar for his birthday
>btw he is a man ho
>fucks a lot of crazy bitches
>one particular one at this bar
>whom I never met
>swings a bottle at me
>brother stops her
>she keeps calling me a slut
>because she saw him buy me a drink
>what the fuck I'm his sister
>YOU'RE ONLY HALF DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT SLUT

That's honestly not the only crazy bitch he fucked that got jelly over me, but was the only one that continued trying to fight me after learning we were related. Some idiots see a guy and girl talk and think there can't be any other reason than fucking.

>>5148022
>>5148076

yeah you guys are right. I oughta hate fuck her and destroy that cunt.

>>5148098
You're doing your friend a favor to break them up honest. Fist her and then when he sees her gaping hole he'll see she's a slut and move on.

>>5147097
Yes. Are you that delusional?

>>5148209
Retards often get distracted by flashy lights and bizarre angles and think that's quality animation, even when things are repeating frames at 10 fps.

>>5148214
The budget went into the nipples.

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Everyone is at PAX, gf is asleep. What do?

>Be norwegian
>qt girl happens to be in my class today
>Not really my type, so I'm not really paying attention to her
>Realize she speaks english, and doesn't understand norwegian that well
>She suddenly becomes five times cuter

Why does this happen?

>>5148552
She needs you to help her learn norwegian. And then fuck her, do it Anon. You know you should.

>>5148559
Nah, I have a gf. And she's only in my class for today.

Anyway, scandinavian languages really aren't cute at all. With the exception of finnish, they sound pretty shit. Dunno why anyone would want to learn them.

>>5148569
>Anyway, scandinavian languages really aren't cute at all.

This is a falsehood, just fyi.

I mean, they look ridiculous when written down and like they'll be a bitch to pronounce but they sound quite lovely.

>>5148569
>(...)With the exception of finnish, they sound pretty shit. Dunno why anyone would want to learn them.
Seeing how you're Norwegian, I can not blame you for your poor taste as you probably don't hear Finnish that often - but you are just plain wrong.
That's all there's to it, good day, ma'am.

>>5148552
Where about in Norway are you? I'm know absolutely no LBGT people except for a gay femboy and a repressed mtf near me, I have no idea how to find other girls who are lesbian.

>>5148588
>>5148806
Nah, they're all shit. Finnish is pretty weird too, but I'm not finnish, so I'd feel bad for insulting it. That, and my gf has some relatives in finland.

I actually live pretty close to finland, so I get to hear it sometimes.

>>5148828
Oh, you're from Norway too? I live pretty far north. Not really comfortable saying exactly where I live, since this is 4chan after all.

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>>5148954

My ex was Swedish and I heard it a lot while we were dating, and I can assure you that u rong fam

>>5143421
If you find out, let me know. I'm in SF too and I keep finding gay guys but no lesbians.

>>5148214
But we're not talking about Madoka.

>>5149363
Or anything by SHAFT.

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>>5140444
Trying to see if I can get a school girl thing going at the last min

This shirt is the closest I have to a white button up blouse
>no tie
>crappy stocking
>can't remember where I put my eye makeup
>can't even blow bubbles with bubble gum
HALLOWEEN IS OVER T_T

>>5149600
not to be rude but aren't you a bi trans chick or am I thinking of some other tripfag?

>>5149616
I am a bi trans chick, how is that rude?
You're probably thinking of someone else. I don't post her often, with a trip

>>5149382
Actually yeah, that *gatari on the nose.

>>5141588
go ahead

what movie should i watch lesbros?

>>5149616
I'm just looking at it as a halloween thread. Whats the deal?
God this board.. It's like there's hundreds of exclusive divided clubs.

>>5149742
Jesus christ. Please stop tripfagging

>>5149747
It's a deal

>>5149729
The fall directed by tarsem. It's a 2006 film. It's fucking gorgeous, highly recommend.

Or try watching a classic, jumanji is on Netflix right now

>>5148954
I'm not the Anon that originally replied to you. (Norwegian person.) I live in around middle of it, in the Trondelag area anyways. I didn't ask for you to be specific!

>>5149671
>>5149742
? Are you bipolar too?

>>5149760
Yikes

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>>5149729
Jennifers Body. A decent cheesy horror flick with some lesbian shit.

>>5145642
Red Head is not helping the scene with that face and coming from behind her. It is bulling not, saphic erotica. Not that ever watched saphic erotic. Just saying.
Also her hair is gorgeous.

>>5149783
>Not that ever watched saphic erotic.
there you go

>>5149770
You wouldn't a succubus now, would you?

>>5149770
oh god thanks! i was looking for that for ages

>>5149754
i will try the first one. dont know it and i need some new stuff, although jumanji is awesome

>>5149798
shit last episode. fucking shit

>>5149729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ruBIJYMs4w

The true story of a woman, whose entire remained cloistered inside a catholic convent against her will.

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>>5149382
>>5149685
hey now, there are occasional gems.

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>>5149894
>posting worst girl

>>5150011
>implying there's a "best girl"

>>5150169
Monkey.

>>5148588
No they literally sound like someone herping and derping.

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Mine is pretty lame juste a lame fairy

>>5143212
ok your arm is really awesome

>>5150487
You think Swedish Chef isn't cute?

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>about to lose gf bc of inability to open up and talk about feelings with her
>slightly glad bc i am an autistic robot who doesn't understand feelings
>more upset bc she's really hot

help
also I'm going to be Aladdin for Halloween.

>>5150617
Do a dab of MDMA, be grand.

i've been having these dreams

>dreamt that I was in a college building, one of the lecture rooms
>someone has been killed and it's a mystery whodunnit
>hot girl behind me kisses my ear
>she grabs my face and kisses me
>tells me she wants me and lets go somewhere private
>hell yeah
>go to a janitor's break room
>it's messy, but whatevs, gonna get laid
>let's do this babe
>she makes out with me for a while
>holy shit, it's happening
>then she brandishes a knife and announces she's the mysterious killer
>fuck, why
>dodge her knife attack and wrestle her for the weapon
>succeed and grab the knife, stab her in the chest
>she's dying as I run away as fast as possible
>sad, because we didn't get to have sex

another dream I had today actually

>dream that I'm partying with this cute girl who is about to get married to her fiance
>she says that she'll miss me and wants to hook up before she's on the ball and chain for the rest of her life
>she tells everyone to get out of the room
>she's too shy to make the first move
>I'm too shy to make the first move
>suddenly we gotta go on a wacky adventure against these bad guys in drag
>as we're on the adventure, she falls more and more in love with me
>after we save the day, she tells me she's cancelling her marriage and wants to be with me
>we go to her bedroom
>lets have sex anon
>uh... I can't. I'm on my period
>oh ew. Well. We can wait.
>wake up, I'm on my period

Fuck.

>gf telling me that she just shaved, and that it feels weird because it's so smooth
>u-uh, she's talking about her legs.. right?
"o-oh yeah, totally get what you mean!"
>Talks about how horrible it must be to shave as a guy
>"Yeah, having to shave your beard and stuff all the time must be awful!"
"Anon pls, I'm talking about shaving down there"

So I'm not very smart.

So there's this 2 girls in one of my classes and they confuse the fuck out of me

>start semester, detect qt in class
>gonna ask her out but other girl beats me to it, fml
> 2 girls from class are dating, carry on with my sad life
>they break up after like a month
>eventually they both start talking to me
>ask original girl out for drinks after they've been apart for 2 weeks
>we start going out after class twice a week
>the 2 of them continue to be friendly and sometimes we all bs in class and all that
>start getting friendly with both, feel weird vibes from them
>me and original girl after class "dates" escalate
>drunksex.gif
>other girl asks me out to Halloween party
>original girl says she's not quite ready for relationship but texts me all the time and all that

Are they messing with me? Because I'm starting to really like her but what's the deal with the ex? Does she wants to be friends, or just get in the way of me and this girl? They both seem like really nice people and after getting to know the ex a little better I can tell we have a lot in common and could be good friends. Is that why she's been going out with me as a proxy for her ex?

How does lesgen feel about period sex?

I find periods gross, but am happy to fuck w/gloves or do clit stuff w/a tampon in.

>>5150973
>>5151001
I fucking hate not getting laid in my dreams

>have weird haunted house dream
>staying the night in some spoopy sorority house
>lot of secret doors and shit
>frat guys trying to save me and another girl
>from these obviously evil bitches
>but these bitches are so hot and seem to wanna seduce me
>see them kill the one other not evil girl
>eh fuck it
>still wanna sleep with them
>they now wanna kill me for witnessing
>no no I'm cool I just wanna fuck you
>distract a frat guy to save them
>they're confused but let me go
>actually do have dream sex with 2 girls
>then help them kill a dude, no biggie

I like to think I realized it was a dream and that's why I was so chill with murdering for spoopy pussy but ya know I probably would just join a murdering witch cult if I got to sleep with and cuddle that many qt girls.

>>5151146
I don't think I'd wanna do it. Especially since my gf and I get our periods at the same time.

Maybe, just maybe, in like the last few days, when I'm not bleeding that much, and it doesn't feel like I have a knife stuck up there.

>>5150617
Hi I like autistic robots because I work for them.

>>5151146
Shower period sex is good for me.

I don't really mind giving it in ways. Like I've fucked a girl on the rag with a strap on and fingered often enough, oral is out obviously. But I feel too gross receiving much. Plus cramps and I'm just much more tired on the rag than anything.

I only get that super horny the day/night just before I start, though a lot get it during instead.

>>5149754
>>5149801
>jumanji
>classic
>awesome
Autismu dykes at 11.

>>5151146
Whoever had the period gets to be the stone top for the week

>>5151118
Convince them to threesome. Do it.

>>5151200
yeah thats like.. your opinion, you massive faggot

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>>5151146
>hey anon didn't you say you wanted to try eating someone out on their period
I might have said that I would like to know what it's like, just to know it, yeah.
>i'll be on my period in xx days

Dare I try azn cherry pie?

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>>5152721
I love Yanagida Fumita. Some of his stuff is too violent for me, but that comic is really cute.

>>5152749
I only like his lesbian stuff. So I only like one thing from him. The rest is shit and can burn in hell.

>>5152759
Nah, his art's good and Misuzu's a treasure so he can stay. Though I wish he'd change how he colors digitally, everything is greener than it should be and the airbrush look is gross.

>>5152772
Hetslut must die.

>>5152821
Oh fuck off, it's people like us that go out and find that shit for you purist assholes.

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>>5152829
Find what? Keep your nasty hetshit. Viva la yuri.

>>5152905
>Find what?
The yuri among the 'hetshit', you dumb bitch.

>>5152991
Stop being a retard and make some sense. All that foul heterosexuality corrupts your brain.

>>5153007
Okay, how do you find out about new yuri?>>5152905

>>5153025
Not by asking you, you fucking crazy.

>>5153054
How can you be so sure?

Did anyone else watch When Marnie Was There and find it to be a load of bollocks?

I thought Ghibli had finally made a lesbian flick but I found the ending [spoiler]shit. It was so cute for the whole film then... either completely platonic or implied incest [/spoiler]

How do I find older lesbians?

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>>5153355

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>there was a faceless men gangrape in Valkyrie Drive's new episode
Help, lesgen, I'm in suicide watch. I should have listened to that one anon that said VD was shit. I'm sorry, I shouldn't trust Japan.

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>>5154444
I don't get the point of a yuri show that just throws het in there as a plot device or some shit. It defeats the purpose.

>>5154444
>>5154526
I watched it too, why does the tiny redhead have to have a crush on the only guy on the island? He is terrible. ;w; This is what threw me off.

>>5154526
Because a yuri show that's basically porn like VD is produced for straight men.

Also Japan likes to ruin good things.

>>5154565
This. I warned you! It's not for yurifags! It was produced for straight male otakus.

>>5154713
Well she /was/ trying to torture her. And it was only a dream.

>>5154565
>>5154713
This is why I stick to yuri manga that isn't focused on the sex.

>>5154713
I should have listened. But really, is there even a yuri anime that isn't produced for straight male otaku? Besides fucking Aoi Hana which had more het than yuri.

>>5154989
Anime is produced for straight male otaku.

>>5154989
Aoi Hana had an anime? I read the manga, and it was alright. The ending was kind of eh, but it didn't strike me as too much hetshit.

>>5155084
Shoujo anime is produced for straight girl fujoshit, though, and it sucks ten times more that anime for straight male otaku.

Liking yuri is suffering. I want to die.

>>5145185
That's me ;_;
B-But i live in south america

>>5155285
I was clearly just born in the wrong place.

You fags really fighting over anime? I think I'm the only gay that doesn't watch anime. Why do you guys like anime?

>>5155313
Cute girls

>>5155313
I don't like anime. I like Manga tho.

>>5155313
The core of 4chan is basically /b/ and /a/ and you're surprised people watch anime?

>>5140286
Nothing special. My date for tonight cancelled out on me.

>>5155347
I remember seeing some 4chan stat comparing board activity and besides /b/ it was /v/ that was second most popular (though this was before /vg/ and /vr/). Then /co/ and then /a/ and /pol/ and /r9k/. Besides porn boards, that are actually kinda slow.

I don't really give a shit for anime but I'm not anti-anime either. I just ignore it when it's shitpost about anime time here.

>>5155436
It did start with /a/ though. This has pretty much always been angry weeaboo land

>>5155542
Only according to the screeching of weeaboos. It's been a long time since /a/ was relevant to most of the website.

>>5155542
Yeah but websites, like people, change over the years.

Like how TLN is now about fatties instead of learning, moot is about being a normie and abandoning us instead of anime and our bullsht.


Like I get that anime is here a lot but you can't use the aspie "ANIME OWNS 4CHAN" bs anytime anyone doesn't give a shit for your constant anime shitposting. Especially when you aren't on an anime-specific board. People have different interests.

Like my interest rn of halloween roseanne reruns.

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Sure is spooky in here.

I just found out there's like a million lesbian social meetups in my area.

I'm gonna go to them.

I've been basically a complete shut-in for the past four years so this is like a big deal for me. I'm actually really excited.

Any advice for me when re-entering the land of the living? Anyone have experience with rando "Let's do pottery!" or whatever the fuck type lesbian meetups?

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A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL DRESSED IN A TURTLE HERMIT UNIFORM TOLD ME SHE THOUGHT MY OUTFIT WAS CUTE AND GAVE ME A HUG SO NOW I HAVE TO STOP HANDING OUT CANDY AND MASTURBATE.

>>5150617
Say something, she's not going to hang around while you make up your mind about if you want to talk about those things or not.

If you fuck it up, you'll regret it.

>>5154526
The point is, a woman's place is at the side of her owner, man, husband and any woman who so pursues lesbianism is no less different than a common prostitute devoid of honor or self respect for her ancestors, family and for herself.
She should be better off in comitting seppuku in order to further shame and tarnish her family's proud and honorable name.

That's pretty much how Japanese society is. It's not an attitude, not a thinking one you can just change. They will not change, they refuse to change and they will to absolutly everything, EVERYTHING, to prevent such a change.

Besides, it's just the way they think. They just express these wanton hatred in shows, movies and in anime. In real life, they just glare and look down, They are too ashamed.

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Do lesbians even exist? I mean, are there lesbians that weren't sexually traumatized? Or lesbians that don't hate men so much they become lesbians? Or lesbians that aren't so fucking ugly they resort to fuck other equally ugly women? Or lesbians that don't do it for attention or while they get married to the right man? Are lesbians real?

I'm starting to hate real women, and men too. Fuck you, stupid dykes, every single one of you is ugly. There aren't attractive lesbians, just attractive bisluts. Heck, there aren't ugly lesbians either, just ugly tsundere manhaters. Fuck you all.

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Happy Halloween, fellow lesbians!

Off to the gay bar as a witch.

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which one of you is this

>>5155957
Yes. The beautiful ones are mostly out of tragic upbringing and stay away from politics or that man hating thing. It is just they had horrible trsumas, that being touched by a man causes them ptsd.

>>5156103
Cute, anon!

>>5156165
Fact. I am pretty and cis and once a boy looked at me and it traumatized me and now I'm super gay.


Halloween fucking sucked. It was gonna be me and gf chilling on the porch, drinking shitty pumpkin beer and handing out candy but it started raining. Plus I'm on the rag so don't feel like doing shit so I told her she should go. And now I got a headache and there's no good spoop movies on.

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I'm considering giving tinder a chance. Is it worth it as someone who's not out and also a kissless virgin and what would I be going in for, exactly? (I'm not looking for one night stands or hookups)

In regards for Halloween, here's my cheap last minute costume. I got laughs off it, which was nice.

>>5156456
You got pretty fingers there girl

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season 2 tho

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Party's okay. No cute girls, though.

>>5156496
I'm happy about S2, but I know they'll end up with het pairing, so I'm also preemptively sad.

>>5156480
I'm usually told I have ugly mannish fingers, so thanks.

>>5156496
>>5156508
I kinda didn't want a S2, the first one was such a fucking masterpiece they can only go downhill. Plus the whole het thing yeah.

>>5156531
The only shred of hope I have about the pairing is the last episode went slightly off script from the novel.

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>>5156496
>more best pair soon
There is a God.

Anyone here interested in online dating? If so hit me up. Femme here.

>>5140286
I dressed as a drug dealer this year...

>>5156725
So what, real life?

I flaked out this year but a little (9yo) vampire princess told me i was a cat since I dressed in all black and had cat ears on so I "totally had a costume"

thanks little kid, you made me feel like not a scrub, and you are awesome

=+^.^+=

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>>5156819
NO STOP
SHES JUST A LITTLE GIRL

>>5156875
ew

>pedo pls leave

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>>5156875

>>5156708
hey you grill how is it going?

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>>5156708
I'm looking in general, but I'm a very kinky fuck and would not be compatible with someone unless they're a kinky fuck too like me. :^(

>>5156999
I did not mean to post that picture, help. At least it's cute.

>>5155313
Because anime is gay as fuck

>>5156875
HNNNNNNGGG

Images like this make me question if I want to be the loli or the older woman.

>>5156991
You femme or butch?

>>5156708
How tall are you? What BMI you rockin?

>>5157052
femme here, what are you looking for?

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>>5157028
>you will never be an 11 yo engaged to an older woman
>you will never be a college aged woman given the blessing of a little girl's parents to marry their daughter
I was meant to live in Itou Hachi's world, not this bullshit.

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pedos pls go

Where and how does one find a dominant, cruel yet loving GF that also has a lot of fetishes? Every time I've tried to find someone the girls have been way too vanilla so I haven't pursued any further, and when I had an ex I made her feel terrible because she hated being cruel to me even though I loved it.

I just want someone put a collar on me and make me her slave, but also love me tenderly when I need it the most.

>>5143212
>>5143116
This girl is bi in real life, at least do some research before you steal old cosplay photos

>tfw you realise you've had flannel bedsheets since before you knew you were gay

What happened to Adori?

>>5158077
I'm still here. I just lurk mostly.

>>5157140
Looking for a femme. You're perfect. Do you have omegle or something we can chat on

>>5157246
Where is your location? This is me.

>tfw the demand for kinky femmes is high
>tfw no one wants to put stock in mostly vanilla tomboys

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>>5158447
I'd put stock in you, anon.

>>5158318
I'm in Norway.

>>5158494
I'm in the USA. I cri every time

>>5158519
I've been in a LDR before, the distance wasn't our issue, but our other incompatibilities was.

If you want I can add you on skype if you have it, to see if we get along.

>>5158447
Sorry anon, 4chan ruined me for vanilla.

>>5158538
Also I should add I'm not opposed to the idea of moving away from Norway, if it gets that far.
:3

>>5158447
I'm vanilla as fuck, and it seems all other lesbians are into BDSM and degradation and shit, so I would take you gladly.

>>5158658
I added you. You can now delete your post to hide your skype. c:

>>5158686
>implying people don't check the archive when there is a deleted post
Reddit pls go.

>>5158686
Thanks accepted

>>5158688
I suppose, but not a lot of people go on the archives.

>>5158688
>Implying I give a care

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>>5158002
>mfw I found old flannel bedsheets while cleaning out my drawer last week

>>5158698
At least not redditors, yeah.

>>5158699
No one is asking you to give a shit.

>>5158313
ok let's try omegle
>4chan lesgen

>>5156999
MTF detected.

>>5143021
Made my day xD

Straight bloke here.

Do lesbians have more or less male friends?

>>5159641
Depends on the lesbian.

>>5159641
Most of my friends are male.

>>5159641
I don't have friends.

>>5159783
Bit sad desu

>>5159641
I have no friends desu

>>5159783
>>5159801
Be friends

>>5159791
>>5159801
I'm so glad "senpai" is getting filtered. Fuck off to Facebook, normals.

>>5159925
"desu", "baka"

Anyways, anyone who writes these non-ironically should fuck off.

>>5155310
Where ?

>>5159932
What about the ones who say it. With their voice. Out loud.

>>5160270
Those should kill themselves.

>>5160365
nonaaa otokeeee ?

>>5160270
>>5159932
あなたわばかです!(=´∇｀=)

>>5160477
>わ

Jackie 4chan is saving us from the fake-as-shit "black Twitter" nonsense. I hope tbhfam spam gets filtered for eternity. All hail desu! All hail senpai!

>>5160511
My bad, wasn't thinking. I'm still in the process of learning.

>>5160524
I'm happier that kek got filtered tbqh

>>5160588
This くck filter is problematic to me.

>>5160588
>>5160691
What's the full filter list?

>>5160883
Dunno, just know these.

C*uck > kek
F*am > senpai
tb*h > desu
sm*h > baka
SJ*W > SJW

>>5160967
Well, yesterday SJW outputted Spooky Scary Skeletons, but it probably went away after Halloween.

>>5160967
Smh the keks will be pretty annoyed desu senpai

>>5160993
This is not what I wrote, wat

>>5161001
It's exactly the what I wrote. I think Smh doesn't register with caps? baka

>>5158680
I tried all the harder stuff, but prefer lighter and vanilla.

>>5158688
>>5158698
Why bother? Those with the thread open in a tab get to see the deleted posts in line.

>>5159641
more female friends here, but a reasonable number of male friends too.

>>5161317
Do you fuck them?

>>5161317
Are your female friends gay or straight? Most my friends are straight guys (actually all, bar 1 girl) and most other lesbians I meet are mostly friends with other lgbt people.

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>>5161321
Some gals are fwbs. I'm also in an open triangle with a lesbian and a bisexual gal.

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>>5161419
gals, mostly straight or bisexual. I never really ended up in lesbian circles. Always had plenty of gals in my social circles to go out with. Guys are all over the place, but lots of gays and bisexuals.

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>>5160967
baka desu senpai

Kek don't you have a lot of free time? Why don't you make dance videos like this cute Argentina girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVbvmuADyo0

>>5161617
Fuck, she's hot.
>tfw no white gf

Anyway, why would I do dance videos? I suck at girly shit, and I'm a midget. I would rather appreciate dance videos of cute girls.

>>5161723
Well, forget about the midget stuff. I thought she was at least 170cm but she made a video saying she's 159cm but looks taller because of camera angle, clothes and shoes.

Now I want to fugg her harder.

>>5161723
You can be like those poplar internet girls that get thirsty people to pay them for doing cute stuff on the internet

>>5161818
But that won't get me hot lesbian sex, only desperate male neckbeards. And I don't need money.

>>5161869
>But that won't get me hot lesbian sex
But you'd fugg the girl in the video

who's to say that the girls that'll see you won't wanna fugg you too

>>5161869
True.

Even if you say you're a lesbian4lesbians you'll still mostly get dick pics and guys masturbating to you saying you don't want their dick.

A stripper friend said lesbians/bi girls make the best sex workers because of their disinterest in dick. Guys honestly get off on that shit, pay more and feel like it's a more sincere dom, and then you avoid the pretty woman falling in love shit and can just make money and treat it like a business.

But you gotta talk about dick ALL the time. Talk about how you hate dick or whatever, just still talk about it.

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All I want in life is for elizabeth debicki to fuck me up tbqh

new thread:

>>5161987