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Gey General - Bob Ross Edition Part Trois

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gaygen

Its been a while, and the Bob Ross youtube channel has uploaded some archived footage of the first season! Why not take 20min out of your day to relax?

I can guarantee you wont regret it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RInDWhYceLU
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Prev: >>5117356
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What is the gay community like in Japan and Australia?


The OP is fucking gay tbh
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>>5118526
>1st for no afro daddy, artsy fartsy bf ;_;
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>>5118536

In Japan they hate gays. In australia i think they are fairly netural, although the government hates us.
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>babysitting cousin's 8-year-old son
>haven't seen him since he was like 3 years old
>thought he's into typical little boy stuff like Legos and Minecraft or drawing
>he has huge collection of Monster High dolls
>wants to make hairdos for them, shows off their clothes and accessories
>has a female character on MovieStarPlanet, shows it
>ask what music he likes, Britney Spears and some generic girl pop
Kids these days
At least he liked Minecraft and drawing too
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>>5118526
b/c i'm watching don't look now atm

>>5118536
from what i understand gayness in asian is seen very differently than we do in the west
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>>5118554

This is from the 1970s.
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>>5118537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVoZcf3fO0
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>>5118511

I'm sure they're -somewhere- in there.
It's just punky homeless peeps who go out of their way to own their own homeslessness.

>>5118512

Yeah, I've never go back to that lifestyle.
Being a shut in is basically the same except with AC and rough sex I don't have to worry about getting infections over and booze you don't have to take a dick for.
..
And also the internet and my drawing tablet to make pixel art with.
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>>5118566
I'm friends with all sorts here Tbh if there one any, I'd have a tangential relationship to one
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>>5118536
>>5118544
oldest gay christian church was started in Australia I think... like in 1910 or 20 or something like that. Supposed to be a lot of gay and trans in Sydney from what I've heard. They don't have gay marriage tho.
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Huh.. speaking of infections, I think my cheekbone piercing is starting to reject.
Ugh, shouldn't have let my fiancé convince me to take it out.

What does /gaygen/ think of piercings or other mods?
Implants? Tattoos? Stretching?
Tongue splitting? Ear Pointing? Sclera injections?
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>>5118598
all gross, sometimes some piercings can look cool though
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>>5118598

Oh JESUS! Is that the back of the neck? Just trigger my shit up tbh, Circe. Absolutely horrible.

Reasonable face and ear piercings can be cool, gauges are awful, but no one seems to get those any more, and the more extreme shit just screams "LOOK WHAT A BAD ASS I AM GUYS!".
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>>5118605
fuck off already you obese ginger i hope die soon
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>>5118598
I dislike most body modding tbh. Not that there's anything wrong with it but they just skeeve me out. Especially dick piercings because then my mind wanders to "What if that was MY dick?" and I start to freak out a little.
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>>5118598
Snake bites and other lip rings can be hot
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>>5118598
i don't like the more extreme stuff
i had my nostril done for a while, i'll probably have my septum done shortly
my ex had his lobes stretched just a little, i dunno if he ever got to 0 gauge, but they were very cute
i knew a guy who tried splitting his tongue which was gross, and i had a friend with some subdermals which suited her but definitely weren't my taste
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>>5118605

But what if they're just low-key about it?
You wouldn't give shit to someone with colored scleras if they never ever bring them up anways, would you?
[spoiler]also mine don't set you off, do they?[/spoiler]

>>5118616

Dick piercings are -magical-.
Srsly. If only once in your life.
Ride a pierced dick. It's its own special flavor of goddamn magical
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>>5118611

I'm not Wiz, you dumb prick. "AnnoyedCat" was just the first horrified looking reaction image in my alphabetically organised images folder.

gj rtard ur a special 1! :D
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>>5118598
piercings can be hot but sometimes people's skin near them starts to look dirty or something
implants are eh
tattoos look dirty imo
stretching is eh
other stuff is dumb
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>>5118598
not really into the ear pointing, hole stretching. genital , lip, eyebrow, nips, ear... basically erogenous zones piercings are hot. some tats are hot. it all has to be done in moderation and good taste for it to work... kinda like this guy...
http://sacreddebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jackmodified.jpg

>tfw still recovering from a prince albert I had done earlier this month
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>>5118598
Don't like piercing Tbh
Tattoos are cool and can be great addition and beautiful art pieces
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>>5118642
>piercings can be hot but sometimes people's skin near them starts to look dirty or something
god i took such good care of it but my nostril piercing got a gnarly keloid and it looked so gross

>>5118625
also i forgot i want my nips done, but i'm pretty doubtful i'll ever do it
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>>5118632
>Dick piercings are -magical-.
:3c
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>>5118632

Nah, most stuff is fine. I just mean I'd be less inclined to shag them, I'm not going to bitch about it.

It was just that piercing the back of the neck is like... just, nah, my spine goes there.
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>>5118663
Have you ever had an epidural?
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Alright, help me out here. I've never been to a gay bar but I wanna go because I'm getting lonely. But I need to know the etiquette when it comes to rejecting people. Assuming I even get hit on. So, how do I tell people to fuck off without being an asshole?
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>>5118653
>tfw you'll never be able to hold sludge's hand as he gets his pup nips pierced ;__;
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>>5118669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
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>>5118677
thanks
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>>5118647

Oh, you, yes, let's be friends, who are you?
I never meet other people who can appreciate the "classic" mod culture.

>>5118647

Best choice.
I think one day I might do to get one done under, but I dunno..
Maybe a taint dermal? Just, like, a itty little heart or a skull, maybe a pair, even?

Or maybe even a horizontal lower belly button.
That's kind of what I've been thinking about for my next one.

>>5118653

I recommend nipple piercings.
I have them and they feel pretty awesome, especially if your partner is into playing with your chest or sucking on them.
[spoiler]but it sucks when your partner can't keep his goddamn mitts off them while they're still healing.[/spoiler]

And plus, if you're a masochist, they hurt -amazingly- to get done. <3
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>>5118671
omg that's part of the reason i haven't like
i need my hand held, i couldn't go waltz into a piercing parlor alone
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>>5118681
no problem :^)
sorry, I can't help you, I've never been to a gay bar.
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>>5118689

sp00k warn1ng
fuccboi
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>meet nice guy
>start dating
>sometimes he gets really nervous when I ask questions and changes the subject
>he lied about half his life to me
>find out only cause I googled him

Should I stop googling my boyfriends?
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>>5118689
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>>5118686
it's ok anon, I hope you don't get aids
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>>5118704
no chance of that happening anon. but thanks.
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>>5118697
uh
that deserves a pretty serious discussion

>>5118682
i actually faint a lot
i almost did when i got my nostril done
it's really embarrassing, i have no pain tolerance whatsoever
it's kind of a holdover from my childhood, i used to like randomly lose consciousness sometimes. hasn't happened since i was like 17, thankfully, but now i get really really woozy when i get hurt even a little.
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>>5118709
I dumped him :)))))))))))))))
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>>5118715
oh
i'm sorry anon
but if he did that shit honestly i'm sure you were in the right
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>>5118700
boo tbh
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>>5118697
>>5118715
what did he lie about
did he tell you he was a millionaire or something
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>>5118598

Prince albert or GTFO tbh
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>>5118720
I gave him a good 4-5 times to come out by asking questions and stuff but he'd just lie or diverge. So I told him to leave me alone

>>5118727
Quite a bit but the big things:

His age
His family back ground
Where he works


Idk how he didn't think I wouldn't find it out.
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>>5118669
le bump
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>>5118745
Don't go to one.
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>>5118682
never heard of taint dermals. sounds cool. All that sounds kinda hot.
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>>5118745

Say youre waiting for someone, or you have to talk to someone I guess?

Or depending on how drunk you are just tell him to piss off.
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>start lurking thread again because someone posted my pics and pretended to be me
>tempted to actually try and go out and meet guys now
fug
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I sexted a guy, but he kinda creeps me out and i dont wanna talk to him anymore.

But also he has my nudes so i dont wanna piss him off.

How do I politely end our "thing"?
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>>5118760

Do it. You'll at least make friends.
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>>5118740
yeah if he was lying about all that shit that's fucked up

>>5118752
that sounds like a fucking horrible place for dermals
they shit would reject so fast
but i've seen people w/ piercings down there tho
it's called a guiche i think
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>>5118775
But I don't like people

I just want to fuckbuddy I guess.
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>>5118756
Didn't think of getting drunk actually. Drunk me is pretty honest. Thanks for the advice.
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>>5118783

dont get smashed before hand - you can turn up to the bar tipsy, but not actually drunk. Yet.
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>>5118777
>>5118752

It's probably mean no sex for a good while, too.
Hopefully it'd heal fast, even if it's not on membrane tissue?
My cheekbone piercings is the only one I've ever worried about rejection, with, and only because it got kind of irritated so my fiancé convinced me to remove it.
But then the irritation went away so I put it back in and ugh
It never ever gave me this much trouble before.
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>>5118763
Tell him you have STD
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>>5118790
your cheekbones aren't subject to friction from your thighs, underwear, and pants for hours on end each day
i honestly can't imagine taint dermals lasting like any amount of time
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>>5118787
I don't have any friends to get drunk with and getting drunk alone is pathetic, so I'm just gonna show up sober and get a drink. If I actually go through with it.
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>tfw don't drink so going to go a bar is awkward as fuck
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>>5118794

we're sexting, not fucking

And aw man, it looks like hes just gone full RP mode. what do i do now???

>>5118800

Good luck! I believe in you!
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>>5118798

I'm a shut in, though.
And I barely even sit.
Most of them time, I'm kneeling in front of my desk, no lie.
And, I mean, you've seen them, too, you said?
People have pulled it off before.
This would be, like.. my 9th, piercing?
I'm sure experience would help me out in caring for it.
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>>5118803
Take longer and longer to respond and seem distracted in your texts. He'll lose interest at some point.
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>>5118817

would just saying "idk" be too cold, too quickly?
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>>5118817
>>5118803

Just tell him you're not feeling it anymore, noo!
Ugh, ambiguity is the wooorst. </3
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>>5118802
same
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>>5118814
i've seen piercings, not implants
you know implants are loads more fickle than piercings
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>>5118763
>>5118803
act/(be) mental
make him scared of you but also sorry for you
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>>5118823

nah hes a kind of insecure dom top
which is why im losing interest - the dude is just so one-dimensional.

I want to be able to chat and fap with someone.

>>5118829

Oooh! You think I could scare him off by going all bugchaser on him?
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Hello, faggots.

I'm hoping someone here can recommend a gay-friendly, preferably alt-right, forum/network? Grindr and Scruff don't seem to be the best places to make platonic friendships.
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>>5118826

I mean, dermals aren't really implants, per se..
They're, like, a half piercing. At least they can drain?
You're doing a good job of deterring me, tbh
I was pretty scared to begin with.
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>>5118777
>>5118777
>>5118790

>guiche
never thought of guiches as being sexy... but idk... might be fun to tease when they are bent over.. http://thepiercingurge.com.au/files-media/uploads/photo-7.jpg
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>>5118833
maybe send him some stupid lyrics that make you seem suicidal or something
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>adele can get a bf but I can't

neat
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>>5118836
are we not talking about microdermals? b/c the anchor is literally implanted under the skin lol
plenty of people get captive beads or bars tho, i see it often enough in twink porn
if you wanna get your taint pierced go with that instead of going through the effort of trying to make a dermal work

>>5118839
personally i think they look tacky as hell lol
but to each their own, if someone wants to get it done they should totally do it
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>>5118848
adele is rich and famous, though.

you're just some anon.
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>>5118848
adele is beautiful despite being fat
what about you?
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>>5118803
Thanks, I'll post in gaygen when I've gone.
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>>5118839

I was thinking more aligned with the seam. And not a ring or anything. Like a curved bar, if not a dermal.

>>5118851

I mean.. yeah.
I just don't think of dermals as full implants, you now. 'cuz there's an opening to the outside.
But i mean whatever, yeah, semantics.
I think I might just go for a curved bar instead.
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>>5118526
I wonder if some people actually watch him more for painting than relaxing
I mean it's not like "just paint happy lively little clouds" is as explicit as "put light source here, blend paint this way, use this color palette"
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>>5118851
might be tacky but you could totally tug and tweak it when their legs are up in the air
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>>5118858
i see what you mean
it's not like those healed over horns or beds people get
i think you'll have much better luck w/ a bar
but your piercer would definitely know best, ask them
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>>5118863
I watch him for painting, learned a lot from him. autodidactic painter here.
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>>5118854
someanon like you
>>5118848
never mind i'll find someanon
>>5118855
like you,
>>5118858
don't forget (circé)
sometime they end in love but sometimes they end in pain (piercing)
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>>5118869
some anon that i used to know
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>>5118869
man, you have dad humor.
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>>5118833
yh maybe
or just like..act like you have a personality disorder
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could always go for the door knocker look with your guiche: http://sacreddebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/feb79jima.jpg
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>>5118871
yassssss anon
>>5118873
im very punny i know, but really, my humor degrades the more tired a get
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>>5118886
>http://sacreddebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/feb79jima.jpg
lmao what on earth
why is his scrote all
discolored
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>>5118886

Pff ha ha, no fucking way.
Maximum levels of goof.

>>5118873
>>5118888

Is it bad that I find dad humor charming?
Am I turning into a middle aged person already
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>>5118894
no its fine, as long as it makes you smile, you do it. its kinda what lifes about
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I wish I had a bigger penis tbqh
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>>5118888
checking them
also, I've always liked dad humor, it reminds me of my grandfather and the way he joked.
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>>5118892
oh yeah... lol, that's b/c his scrotum and peen are tatt'ed.
http://sacreddebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jimAsacred.jpg

http://sacreddebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1031jima-copy.jpg
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>>5118888
>got quads
aww yeah bois
>>5118911
aww bless, i don't know how to feel about my joke now
it feels bittersweet
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>>5118916
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>>5118908
I wish I had a foreskin tbh be honest
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>>5118916
that is absolutely revolting.
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>>5118929
lmfao at your reaction pic

>>5118894
>turning into old person
well, when you get really old and saggy... you can go for these russian strong man piercings:

http://sacreddebris.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Rasmus_Nielson-1-797321.jpg

gotta love the fact that he has his old man neck waddle pierced.
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>>5118908
this year they managed to successfully transplant the first penis, and the man that got it manage to make his girlfriend pregnant (unless some cucking was involved)
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/06/12/health/penis-transplant-south-africa-pregnancy/

it's only a matter of time before they can offer this service at plastic surgeons, and I have already started saving up for it.
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>>5118958
im the one making the joke and im 18, its no big deal
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>tfw no shota cowboy adventures
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>>5118952
>severe complications arose from a circumcision performed as part of a coming-of-age ceremony.
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>>5118951
>LMFAO

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>5118958

is that an olympic barbell?
Are you homegym masterrace?
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>>5118978

Yup. I've got an EZ, too.
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>>5118931
me too tbh
i've known two guys who restored and sing its praises but
that such a commitment
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How many gays did you beat up when you were in the closet?

Im still in the closet so I've beaten up anout twenty since I was a child. There's going to be more also
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yesss got invited to a party
irl
s m d gay general
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>>5119064
hot, do you get hard when you do it?
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>>5119066
i'm going to a halloween party tomorrow out at this like big farm in the middle of the desert that my step-aunt lives at
apparently they made a corn maze that lasts 15 minutes
this sounds like a horror movie waiting to happen, there's going to be a serial killer or something probably
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Hey gaygen how bad do you wish this was you

http://charger1222.tumblr.com/post/131774167366/charger1222tumblrcom
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>>5119064
>>5119075
Welp! Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
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>>5119091
100000000% tbh

That's my fantasy ;-;
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>>5119064
i bet you used to jerk off about your victims because deep down you just wanted to kiss them
smh

>>5119091
jesus how degenerate
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>>5119091
I fantasize all the time about being the top in a situation like that
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Hey, accepting sexuality gay here
Just a question, does the LGBT community accepts chubby guys?
I'm kinda chubby and hairy, and all the gays i see in porn have Chad-like body types, so i'm afraid i'll be cast out (I have social anxiety so that's pretty much the reason)
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>>5119110
I kind of want to kiss you...

>>5119075
Maybe ._.

>>5119093
Faggot
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>>5119107
>>5119122

A match made in degeneracy heaven

>>5119110

ikr
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>>5119090
want are you going dressed as?
if you give some lack lustre answer, i'll be very disappointed
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>>5119090
bahaha. that really does sound like a horror movie.
You do realize that as the cute gay guy, you're gonna be one of the first to go, right? :/


>>5119091
>how bad do you wish this was you
umm... about 0%.
I've seen video of the hetero version of this. It's just as bad.
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>>5119130
fuck, let's fight bro, nothing gets me harder than fighting.
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>>5119129
I'm a skinny dude and I love chubby hairy guys tbh. You're bound to find someone that likes you.
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>>5119129
Many don't; some are really, really into it. There's a wide range of tastes out there. I guarantee that there are homos who your body type.
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>>5119129

Chubby and hairy is bueno
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>>5119137
But I don't want you to hurt me...
I want you to love me ._.
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>>5119130
wanna wrestle first?

>>5119135
i just have some horns
the end
i don't go in for the whole dress up thing
though i did want a tail and pitchfork too, but the only ones at the store were these awful like stuffed fat thing with sequins it was awful

>>5119136
i'm also the most distantly related family member with no connection to anyone
i'm literally canon fodder
but thanks for saying i'm cute :*
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>>5119145
>chaser; degenerate
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>>5119130
Oh no. Not the f word. My poor feelings. What are you gonna do next? Hunt me down so you can beat me up for your own sick pleasure? You degenerate pervert. ;)
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>>5119145

Oh geeze, they're adorable. <3
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>>5119145
he's cute despite the bearface, but he has really afwul self esteem
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>>5119159
>afwul self esteem
you got that from a picture... or do you know him?
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>>5119152

>not being a chaser
>not wanting to rub a cute chubby fella's soft hairy tummy

>>5119159

Maybe you could help him out with his self-esteem by sucking his dick
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>>5119150
how thoroughly disappointing of a costume,
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>>5119147
you hurt the ones you love, ever heard of that?
I once got in a drunken play fight with my straight friend and he ended up breaking my rib, little did he know it was actually arousing as fuck for me, even the months it took for the rib to heal >:3
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>>5119129
where are you getting this perspective of the gay community
i feel like everyone loves chubby, hairy guys
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I'm sad and not doing anything tonight. Why is life fraught with unhappiness and sorrows?
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>>5119145
I just want to tell him to relax and smile while I hug his cute cuddly self.
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>>5119166
tumblr m8

>>5119167
kek
he don't live close enough for that

>>5119168
no i've disappointed potatoanon whatever will i do :'((((
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>>5119150
Id wrestle you down so easily. You're little a little girl tbh...you'd like though.

>>5119145
Is that you?
Why do gays like chubby men so much? Is it a meme?

>>5119154
I just want to cum inside you and show you off to my friends. I want to fuck you because I am a straight man and I want to take out all of my repression on you and your tight bp faggot

>>5119169
Faggot
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>>5119173
Mostly porn
Like i'm said, i'm just coming out so i don't have many interactions with gays
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>>5119177
im just saying, put some effort it, its just sad to see people go to a festive event with the bare fucking minimum, fucking woeful,

>whatever will you do
probably nothing judging by the looks of things
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>>5119180
>Faggot
yes, but do you know where you are? I train MMA bro, fite me. then we'll see whose bp gets fucked.
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>>5119177
so, where does he live -in general?
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>>5119186
porn isn't at all representative of reality :/
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Just spent 30min crafting this pepe with a photograph I took of Monmouthshire one time.

This pepe has literally only been seen by me before - treasure its rarity.
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>>5119193
I train MMA XDD one of my favorite memes.
You literally just suck little cock tbqh
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>>5119202
That Pepe has a cute little butt
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>>5119159
It's the low self-esteem that really sells it, though:
- clings to you and your every word
- no chance of getting cheated on when you're his one and only
- pussy nature adds to his subbiness
>>
>>5119204
is that an invite?
>>
>>5119180
Wow. I think you've just made me a bottom. That's some hot shit right there.... I want you to use me and humiliate me....
>>
>>5119208
shit, i've been using word too much
>>
>>5119210
Just suck my cock fam
>>
>>5119204
is this rugz?
>>
>>5119199
Yeah, i know
But all (straight) relationships i had ended in failure with me never really loving my partner and now that i'm coming out, i fear the same will happen, so i'm being too cautious
>>
>>5119217
fight first fam
>>
>>5119129
uhhhm
why not just eat healthier / exercise? it isnt hard.
>>
>>5119212
You've always been a sub on the inside. But it takes the right type of man like myself to bring it out of you and put little girls like you in their place. I want you to bite the pillow when I slip my cock inside of you. Im going to rub my cock with my tip on the end of your asshole and lube it up with just my precum. I want to take out all of my straight confusion on you little princess

>>5119219
Im not a pedophile
>>
no one is even gay
>>
>>5119262
My friend said she dosen't believe I've been gay since I was 2.
>Mississippi
>MISSISSIPPI
Need I say more?
>>
>>5119235
Well fuck. Where have you been all my life. Why can't more guys be alpha like you. I'm guessing you're American?
>>
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>>5119180

lmao no

Cause there are lots of cute chubby fellas out there

And I like fuckin guys who are bigger than me

and much smaller than me

basically size differences are hot
>>
>>5119297
I am American yes completely top.

>>5119302
So you're a whore ;)
>>
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>>5117684
This is more like it.
>>
>>5119180
say that to my face bitch

>>5119189
costume optional bitch
idt most people are dressing up
>>
oh fuck the iron is heavy tonight
Lord of gains, give my flimsy little twig limbs strength
>>
>>5119318
are you just gonna like
be this ripped muscle girl
why
>>
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>>5119308

No I'm pure and innocent
>>
>>5119316
ok i guess if its optional costume, its not awful

why are you posting pics again? i thought you stopped
>>
>>5119308
Figures. English (or British to you) guys are all such pussies these days. At least the ones that partake in gay sex.
>>
>>5119316
why don't you hook Senpai up with that low self-esteem chubby guy that he's always posting here.
>>
>>5119331
Gay English guys are less than alpha?

Color me shocked.
>>
>>5119318
what panties are you wearing girlboy
post pics
>>
>>5119332
>implying senpai isn't my possession and my possession only

>>5119329
get off my back damn
>>
>>5118526
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RInDWhYceLU
Thank you OP. I've been tense and crying on and off since yesterday, this is the first time I've felt a little taken care of and less alone all day.
>>
>>5119345
that's not what senpai posts when you aren't around
>>
>>5119331
Gay guys from any country are less than alpha?

Color me shocked.
>>
>>5119316
Lel nice "gainz" and anime shirt.
I want to rip that anime shirt off of you when we wrestle. Im going to pin you down put your face in a pillow grab that little girl shirt spank your little ass with it than choke you with it while im pounding your little bitchhole.
>>
>>5119324

I mean, I don't think I'll ever be ripped.
Just want to avoid being flabby, you know.

>>5119341

I'm wearing tights instead of underwear, like I always do.
>>
>>5119351
guess i better tighten the leash
>>
>>5119353

Canadian gays are all alpha males tbh
>>
>>5119345
just asking sheesh,
>>5119331
>pansy brits
>these days
they were pansy 100 years ago and they're pansys now, HUP THE RA.
>>
>>5119336
Pretty much. Dating has got me nowhere. They all try to coddle me, it's boring. Why can't they be more rough around the edges like straight guys. Actually take banter and shit.
>>
>>5119362
nice try hun, but I'm from Ontario.
>>
another ultrarare pepe, straight off the presses

Never before seen!
>>
>>5119355
>anime
gorillaz is a band you uncultured faggot
i've literally never been more disgusted by an anon
>>
>>5119369

Maybe you just suck at finding people

Here in Vauxhall we're fucking drowning in dom tops
>>
>>5119373
don't flatter yourself sweetie, gorillaz makes music for plebs like yourself
>>
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>>5119362
Truth.
>>
>>5119370

Ontario isn't Canada lmao
>>
>>5119383
lol you can keep your irrelevant province, sweetheart
>>
>>5119373
>Listening to gorillaz
>has Japanese writing on it

I think im going to dirty talk someone with a little better taste
Im still going to choke you with your pleb shirt while inside you
>>
>>5119396
how big is your dick?
>>
>>5119381
maybe so, but you were still wrong and that's what matters
>>
>>5119401

betcha its Maki lol
>>
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>>5119316
>dat flex

Gonna make this pic my phone wallpaper and look at it for inspiration during curls.

Curlspiration.
>>
>>5119405
f o u r i n c h e s
>>
>>5119396
>>5119355
>>5119180
all this cringy af rp crap, take it some where else ffs
>>
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>>5119396
>implying you're a top
everyone knows closet cases are self hating bottoms
it's okay, you can be my little kitty, i won't tease you too much about it

>>5119408
>tfw that pic is nearly 5 months old
time flies, i remember taking it for gg like it was yesterday
>>
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>>5119362
>alpha
>>
>>5119356
put some panties on then
post multiple pictures from different angles
>>
ass thread
>>
>>5119415

Why are you even bothering to ask
>>
>>5119414
is this from the canadian version of modern family?
>>
>>5119413

Alpha manliness like that doesn't have am expiration date bb
>>
>>5119380
Really? Like actual men? Not guys that spend hours doing their hair to get it at the perfect angle? Honestly guys in the US or Canada seem more tempting.
>>
>>5119414
at least their pants match... :/
>>
>>5119401
7 inches

>>5119405
Who?
>>
>>5119414

>being this jelly

It's okay we're all too alpha to be bothered
>>
>>5119421

Noo dont tempt me i literally only just went in heat

>>5119427

Yes "actual men", as opposed to fucking figurative or imaginary ones.

Tbh you sound like you got some crazy internalised homophobia going on there fam
>>
>>5119427
what's wrong with getting the right whiff fam?
>>
hi guys i need a pic of a really beefy + hairy guy lying down with his buttcrack showing so I can paint a pepe sticking out of his butt

thx
>>
>>5119431
oh, that's too bad, you have to be at least 8 inches to be a top. sorry!
>>
>>5119436

>you will never raw young marlon brando

He was such a hot little slut ugh
>>
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>>5119441
>>
>>5119442
>tfw 5.7 inches but dominant top on the inside
>>
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>>5119445

he went downhill when he got old though

like, REALLY downhill.
>>
It takes forever to cum during sex, if I even cum at all. How do I fix this?
I know that it's a psychological problem because I can always cum normally when I masturbate.
>>
>>5119445
he was even a everythingsexual, he just didn't give a fuck.
>>
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>>5119423
no this is. canada will be filled with only asians by 2050
>>
>>5119432
dude, the only jelly here was in the dozen donuts those two canuks scarfed down before the started marchin'
>>
>>5119446

its my new vocation

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY ART

>>5119449

nofap?

>>5119447

Thats above average, you can dom top with that no problem
>>
>>5119447

Maybe you need just a little more top inside of you if you know what I mean
>>
>>5119453
where are you getting your facts from? fallout lore
>>
>>5119447
that's ok, maybe when >>5118952 becomes the norm, you get an 8 incher and can finally be a top.
>>
>>5119422
why are you being such a arrogant lil whore
>b-but my fat ass beta bf
just stfu and show us ur body its not like he is going to know you arent worth anything else
>>
>>5119459
I think I would rather fuck a pussy than bottom
>>
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>>5119445
until he got old and fat and then eventually died.
>>
>>5119469
in his older days he shitposted on online message boards.
>tfw brando never got to shitpost on 4chan
>>
FUCK anderson cooper, I can't focus on the news with a handsome hunk like that onscreen.
>>
>>5119467

Bottom detected

>>5119469

Yeah who cares though
>>
>>5119469
bah, senpai probably has a degenerate feeder fetish anyway.
>he's already a chub chaser
>>
>>5119433
>>5119436
>fam

Ugh. This is why all my friends are straight. Call me homophobic if you want but shit like this just makes me cringe. Why can't you just talk like normal human beings.
>>
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>>5119475

i share your pain

but also if you arent watching Al Jazeera or the BBC for news youre a dimwit
>>
>>5119477
Why do you have to do this every time I say I'm a top
>>
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>>5119478

>not being a feeder
>>
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>>5119461
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-radio-and-tv-18149316

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Canada
>>
>>5119479
no ones talking here fam, we're writing tbqh
>>
>>5119465

I think you're actually trying to roleplay, aren't you.
It's actually pretty hot, I won't lie.
But I'm fiercely against unfaithfulness and I don't think my mister would be done for this.
And also cuckolding, as a kink, is an instant turn off for me. I hate that noise, it's sour.
Soz, anon.
>>
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>>5119485

I can sense it
>>
>>5119489
fair enough i guess
>>
>>5119492
Semantics. Doesn't change the fact that it's cringey as fuck.
>>
>>5119496

senpai call me a whore please
>>
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>>5119489
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/schools-backs-prof-who-says-asian-immigration-has-damaged-vancouver/article22358317/
>>
>>5119482

Al Jazeera are legally forbidden from reporting negative stories about the Qatari royal family, and the BBC are culturally forbidden from speaking ill of the UKs royalty.

I'm not saying either are totally crap, but they aren't perfect either.
>>
>>5119482
Actually I just put on cnn in hopes of watching him, I just wanted to talk about him here.
>>
>>5119507
are you a gautist?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4sRC8gzvBc

i cant deal with such display of alphaness
>>
>>5119513

Better than american newspapers though, arent they?

>“In seeking to shape press reporting on the CIA's Detention and Interrogation Program, CIA officers and the CIA's Office of Public Affairs (OPA) provided unattributed background information on the program to journalists for books, articles, and broadcasts, including when the existence of the CIA's Detention and Interrogation Program was still classified.When the journalists to whom the CIA had provided background information published classified information, the CIA did not, as a matter of policy, submit crimes reports.”

>One example illustrative of the practice, cited in the report, is found in correspondence penned by the deputy director of the CIA’s Counterterrorism Center in 2005, as the torture program was beginning to unravel:

> “We either get out and sell, or we get hammered, which has implications beyond the media. [C]ongress reads it, cuts our authorities. messes up our budget. …We either put out our story or we get eaten. [T]here is no middle ground.”

>The same CIA officer explained to a colleague that "when the [Washington Post]/[New York T]imes quotes ‘senior intelligence official,’ it’s us ... authorized and directed by opa [CIA's Office of Public Affairs].”

>And much of the information leaked to the media via these authorized leaks “on the operation of the CIA's Detention and Interrogation Program and the effectiveness of its enhanced interrogation techniques was inaccurate…,” the Senate report states.
>>
>>5119523
I never watch him b/c Bill O'reilly is on.
>>
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Mufuckin taco night gaygen
>>
>>5119220
love is a myth perpetuated by straights to manipulate young gays into buying products and going to pride
>>
>>5119510

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yjFkSlN0Gv

k here u go babe <3
>>
>>5119545
what part of town is that in mexiclean
>>
>>5119547

thx babe
>>
>>5119526
You what? I actually googled gautist and got nothing but Norwegian gibberish.
>>
Please help.

I caught my friend's dad on a hookup-website looking for a "princess" and found another profile of his under a different name with a bunch of women as his friends who he might be sleeping with.

How do i tell my friend? or should I tell her mom?
>>
>talking to someone at night
>I finish with "goodnight",
>he miss types it and doesn't correct it
It's like he doesn't even care, gaygen
>>
>>5119555
gautist, a gay autist.
>>
>>5119556
you should try doing it anonymously
>>
>>5119552

Compton has the best tacos anon tbh
>>
>>5119532
can someone link me to the time in the video where they start this:
http://charger1222.tumblr.com/post/131774167366/charger1222tumblrcom
>>
>>5119494
posting pics of ur body isnt cheating
or being unfaithful
ur bf is beta af if it bothers him and thus is already being cucked by more confident and secure men
not posting pics is undermining his masculinity
if u care about ur bf u would just post pics
>>
>>5119566
>skinny white twink going to compton
lolnothanksfam
>>
>>5119556
you should become his princess hun

now that you know his secret it wont be that difficult ;)
>>
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>>5119571
>>
>>5119571
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
>>
>>5119569
why the fuck did you reply to my post dumbass
i didnt know it was gonna be porn ugh

youre a twisted motherfucker
>>
>>5119571
>>
>>5119573

D'aww thats so cute.

Norwalk has good tacos too. You know where Firestone is?
>>
A gay guy I don't really know shared his notes with me today, gaygen. What does this mean.
>>
>>5119585
he wants you to suck his peen
>>
>>5119580
you really need to get off 4chan if you're bothered by porn links posting randomly
>>
>>5119494
lol wtf is going on on gg right now
>>
>spend all day alseep
>spend all night wishing I was asleep

#livingfortheweekend
>>
>>5119585

He wants to do kissing
>>
>>5119591
that's a big guy
>>
>>5119580
>tfw senpai got me in trouble with his porn links ;___;
>tfw when it's not fair
>>
>>5119586
>>5119593
He doesn't know I'm gay though, I'm closetfag

I think note-sharing is a form of flirting though, realistically

Dumb shit like this gets me way too hyped
>>
>>5119597
everyone knows you're gay bubula
>>
>>5119589

I don't even know, man.
I can't actually imagine he think's it'd work.
>>
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>>5119591
>braces
>>
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>>5119606
cant delete this one
>>
>>5119561
Well if you having to pick out a flaw in a sentence where the intent was extremely obvious makes ME the autist then sure. Whatever keeps you happy famgautisthuntyfierceboipuccigurltwinkmanbearpig.
>>
>>5119606
put your trip back on potato nigger
>>
>>5119597

Be like

>Hey thanks for the notes
>If there's... any way... I could pay you back...
>lip bite
>look down at his crotch and back up
>>
>>5119611
smile you fucker, or how you forgotten how to do it?
>>
>>5119613
I have less than 9% Irish blood in my genetics. I have no idea who you think I am I guess irishanon person, welp that's not me.
>>
>>5119606
>>5119613
Why the fuck do you think that's me posting
>>
>>5119582
>Norwalk
thats so far from mid city though :<
>>
>>5119575
>>5119579
>>5119581
circe look see all these people agree w/ me
everyone wants to see ur body
doesnt that make you feel good?
go put on ur qtst panties
wave that hot little ass in the air~~
take pics
then post pics on 4chan for us boys k.....?
>>
>>5119602
I don't think so, I've had to convince people of it in the past

I hope so but I don't think so

>>5119615
Only really works in movies sadly (I'd make it creepy) and I don't know how to go the normal way and just talk with him more because he's a drama kid in a class of multiple drama kids so there's nothing I can do without butting into someone's conversation really.
>>
>>5119560
how awful
what a slut

>>5119556
hot

>>5119585
he wants to fuck probably
>>
>>5119629

You're a[spoiler] painfully obviously samefagging[/spoiler]weirdo but I think I'm starting to like you.
My fiancé is coming over soon, I'll ask him if he wants to cam.
>>
New bread: >>5119631
>>
>>5119629
You mistaken this photo I posted as agreeing with your dumbass.
This>>5119581
is a >mfw pic
>mfw you're completely retarded and I can't believe what I'm reading when you post.

Now shut the fuck up you retard before I back hand your face into oblivion.
>>
>>5119603
like you dont have 3 fingers in ur cunt rn moaning
where do you get off on acting so coy?
does it make you feel like less of a piece of shit?
>>
>>5119619
Sorry. When I get depressed it comes out as anger rather than sadness. I hate this time of year. It's always when everything goes to shit. Plus mutilation of perfectly good English gets on my nerves anyway.
>>
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>>5119623

Aww. Well your loss I suppose. What's there fun to do in mid cities?

Dad's hobby taking up the dining room
>>
How have sex?
I finally met a qt on grindr and he wants to butt touch.
I've never done this before, but surely there is more to topping than just in and out.
>>
how do i make the bf less worried about anal when my dick has the same girth as his forearm and is probs about 8inch
(hes asian)
>>
>>5121240
Inform him how you can fit a fire hydrant into the anus with enough practice.
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