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the circle of life edition

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▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe

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>>5091995
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first for im cold
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>>5094499
second for me too
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>>5094426
>>5094438
>>5094460
>Don't do transgender
>I don't even endorse that lifestyle
Say something like
>I don't endorse the lifestyle of blind people tbh
The fact that these people choose to have this disability is disgusting.
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>>5094514
And how does that helps if she will never enter that place?
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Xth for fuck everything
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It doesn't get cold where I am.

>>5094501
I wouldn't do that, but fuck him.

Does his situation suck? Yes.
Does it allow him to be a jerk to me? No.

>>5094523
Fucking rekt. I should but I won't.
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>>5094533
Would you ever consider a threesome with a man and a dog legitimately?
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>>5094540
post of the year
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>>5094540
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I can't stop lewdposting/flirting with Aife

send help
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>>5094539
>Fucking rekt. I should but I won't.
No balls. He's a stupid cunt.
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>>5094499
another one for brrrrrr
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>>5094551
Why so mean though
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>>5094543
>>5094546
I was serious tbqh
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>all these cold people
>tfw sitting comfortably naked at the PC after a shower
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>>5094560
Because he's a stupid asshole with shitty views?
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>>5094566
Yeah but then that would just make me an asshole too and I can't. I just said "lol I don't know but don't be so defensive"

and he said "O ok sorry"
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>>5094566
Just realized he must have shitty views because he's legally blind.
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>>5094572
ayy lmao
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>>5094491
Y-y-yah tbh. That all sounds absolutely lovely, some candlelight wouldn't hurt either...
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>>5094565
>tfw south hemisphere
Spring is a beautiful time of the year to be closeted and anxious.
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>>5094572
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>>5094565
pics or it didn't happen
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>>5094580
>tfw don't live close to anyone ;_;
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>>5094581
maybe later

>>5094576
it's not rude as long as it's just my cats who get to see
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>>5094601
Oh hush you normie you've got friends near you.
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>>5094575
are scented candles ok? is peanut butter cheesecake with reese's pieces on the top ok, i made it myself
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DO I PASS?
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>>5094615
not right now! All of my friends are far away at home for break as well ;_;
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>>5094565
>tfw uni dorms built in the 70s with way too much insulation
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>>5094605
>tfw not a cat
>tfw not a russian dota player
>tfw will never be with bexe
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>>5092859
I'm sorry erin, there was just something super embarassing in there

>>5092862
t-thank for the water

>>5092865
w-we sung row row row your boat

>>5092869
I was just lonely :(

>>5092876
I don't remember having an infection

>>5092877
uwaaahh ,___,

>>5092884
ty kit

>>5092888
I'm sorry, I don't know my own strength... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry
*rocks back and forth in a corner*

>>5092893
titchbits just be quiet okay... sheeeesh

>>5092906
zzzzzzzzzzz

>>5092912
they probably didnt even have pizza there anyway

>>5092918
my only regret...
is DYSENTERY
BLEH
*dies forever*
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>>5094622
Why would anyone even buy non-scented candles. D:

>peanut butter
I-I-I like chocolate strawberry
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>>5094629
yes
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>>5094654
i don't have a recipe for that but if you come over we can make it together
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>Man, I don't care. You're still my bud. You think I'm to too much of a simpleton for you to come tell me this? You'll always still be my bud no matter what. And if we can still have some drinks and crack up to silly shit that's all that matters. I had a feeling you weren't gonna come down for something.So the next time you're able to come down, I would really enjoy seeing you. Just let me know one way or another.

>>5094650
Sheen where in Australia are you I want you on my map
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>>5094654
>I-I-I like chocolate strawberry
Good taste
ugh cmere

>>5094565
>comfortably naked
there is no such things
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>>5094650
why are you so funny?
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>>5094650
Sheen!
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>>5094665
>Sheen where in Australia are you I want you on my map
Crestmead, QLD

>>5094668
*shrug*

>>5094669
hullo
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>>5094665
>it's a feelings post
<3
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>>5094540
Why are you asking? Are you a cop?
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>>5094664
I'm horrible at baking : <

>>5094667
Hi Pookie~
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>>5094629
Part of me feels like I recognize this bar...
>>5094667
>there is no such things
>implying
I'm naked like, 80% of the time I'm home.
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>>5094654
>nonscented candles
to burn down a house to collect the insurance money?
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>>5094685
I was actually asking if you wanted to try it tbh...
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>>5094703
too traceable, you need to make it look like an electrical fault
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>>5094693
Hey Aife !! How are you today ??

>>5094694
Hot
Yeah idgi, I always have to wear a bunch of clothes even when I sleep. Protects me against the imaginary boys and the mosquitoes.

>>5094698
I do...........................
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>>5094693
so we're gonna sitting in the dark, lit by scented candles, wood fire burning, blanket, chocolate strawberry cheesecake, one spoon, holding hands. I'm down with that. wanna watch the Sean Connery dragon film and cry bitch tears?
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>>5094697
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt? : E
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>tfw u forget to shave
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>>5094710
Im down I've never tried it before
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>>5094710
Soft and happy : 3
How are you?

>>5094717
Make it Shazam and you have yourself a deal < 3
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>>5094718
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>>5094725
*snickers*
This image will never stop being funny
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>>5094665
wait, we have a map??
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>>5094698
I'm gonna need pics of the dog before I consider it.
>>5094710
I can only sleep naked anymore, it's so comfy but I also always have that fear of someone just coming in to my room while I'm sleeping and being mentally scarred.
>tfw you try to have as little protection from boys as possible but they still don't appear
>>5094719
May as well become a jihadist now, you already look the part. You could have prevented this, but you chose not to.
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>>5094729
I have a map. A physical one. On my wall.
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>>5094727
never ever
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>>5094719
>ghostly jormy
2 spoopy :(

>>5094725
holy fuck
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>>5094719
>tfw you intentionally don't shave because shaving triggers the hell out of your dysphoria but you eventually reach the point where your beard triggers the hell out of your dysphoria so you have to shave and then for the 12 hours your face is clean shaven and stubbleless are the happiest you will be that week
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Anyone else ever start to look weird in guy clothes? All my guy clothes hang all loose on me now and don't fit and I just look and feel weird in them.
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>>5094734
neat

we need a mtfg zeemap or something
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>>5094733
What type of dogs are you into?
I want a male dog personally or an in heat dog
Id like a golden retriever or something majestic like that

This is fucking disgusting
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>>5094733
>there are people who unironically wear clothing even to bed
we live in weird times
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>>5094743
I can't wait to know this feel
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>>5094724
ok Shazam it is, i haven't actually ever seen it so don't spoil it for me ok

>tfw never watching Shazam now so if i ever meet Aife i can watch it for the first time with her
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>listen to that new adele song preview for 29 seconds
>literally get thrown into a depressive mood for an hour

i am officially avoiding adele like the plague.
how is everyone else doing today?
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>>5094723
Me neither let's do it

>>5094724
Soft ?? o//o
I'm okay !! I just woke up. Need to make breakfast but idno what to make.

>>5094734
ooo maps are cool, post pic of it tbh.

>>5094733
Sometimes I want a boy to come into my room while I'm sleeping..............
Maybe I should start sleeping naked

>>5094743
Yep, everything I wear my boobs show through and it's all baggy on me now.
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>>5094712
thigns dont work without fuses

>>5094718
Huh..i dun know
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>>5094743
i have always had this feel because intersex. wearing baggy clothes to hide your body often draws more attention to it. tight clothes androgynous master race
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>>5094744
There used to be one which kind of gave me the idea
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>>5094733
Rip

>>5094743
>wearing guy clothes
>ever

>>5094750
Every time I sleep naked someone walks in :c
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>>5094765
My guy clothes used to be tight. I lost so much muscle but before hrt I was lifting every day in mad repression fits.

>>5094758
>Yep, everything I wear my boobs show through and it's all baggy on me now.
this exactly
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>>5094743
nope mine still fit me just fine
even though I just threw them all out except for two t-shirts (one to turn into a top, one to sleep in because its actually really comfy) and a polo + boardies (for working on my car because I don't own overalls)

when I lose weight I hope this will hang off me like a tent
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>>5094736
butts are pretty great tbh
>>5094741
i shaved friday before i went on vacation and now it's sunday and my stubble isn't as bad as it usually is for two days
grilpills are dark, dark sorcery
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>>5094743
i've always worn top-comfy clothes so no
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>>5094743
iktf

I tend to wear baggy clothes anyways to hide my bobs. manface life


>tfw wear layers even when sweating and hot as fuck
>tfw never presented as female in public before
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>>5094750
>not wearing some cute and comfy pj's
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>>5094758
Here's the updated one. Where you at? I'll put you on it.
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>>5094773
don't worry they are ;)
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>>5094788
idk if you missed it but i'm in the same map space as Circé
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>>5094615
orig pepe time

>>5094632
>All of my friends
social butterfly normie
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Humans are trash
Time to wage war
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>>5094754
Sorry I meant to type Kazaam:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazaam
Its not a particularly good movie in fact its completely awful. Shaquille O'Neal plays a genie and the plot doesn't matter. It's like an hour of listening to Shaq act like a complete nerd. It's amazing.

Ummm hmm let me think. If I'm being serious... Okay, no joke, I have never seen The Notebook lol.
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>>5094788
>all those east coast trips
>no west coast
:(
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>>5094743
Yeah, A lot of guy shirts look kinda baggy and ill fit on the front now due to tit overhang, and men's jeans just feel so... straight, anymore, if that makes sense.I think that's more me getting used to how girl jeans feel.
>>5094748
Girl dogs are gross anon, and German Shepherds are the best, followed by Rotties. Or maybe a Tibetan Mastiff.
>This is fucking disgusting
Most fun things in life are. It's an acquired taste.
>>5094750
Strange times indeed anon. It's like they don't know the feeling of fresh soft sheets caressing every inch of them.
>>5094755
>how is everyone else doing today?
Pretty shitty. I didn't go to bed last night, got screamed at within 15 minutes of being at work, coworker tried to call out after fucking us on Friday showing up and hour late, drunk, because his room mate's stripper daughter who just got out of prison is at his house and he has pussy on his mind. And then I was treated like an asshole by my boss for not wanting to cover his shift when he's late every day and always calling out when I haven't had a sick day since June last year, and never call out or ask for days off.
/rant
/rage
At least I didn't go to jail today. I'm proud of myself.
>>5094758
I want a boy to come in to my room and ravage me every night, sleeping naked has not improved my luck. I hope it works better for you.
>>5094769
Martyrs never die.
>>5094773
>tfw you can't show off your butte in person without being beaten when guys find out they're staring at trannyass
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>>5094802
>tfw you don't want to be associated w kayla, even if it's just a map
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>>5094802
It's only first day. I'm sure I'll find some to add. Idk where Kayla or Melly are but I know they're around there somewhere. I'll ask if I see them.
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>>5094783
>>tfw wear layers even when sweating and hot as fuck
>>tfw never presented as female in public before
Same omfg I just went to auto zone and was so fucking sweaty because 2 undershirts and a long sleeve button down to hide my boobs
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>>5094788
Yay!

>>5094758
Soft, yes, the estrogen has started kicking in a lot more the past week
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>>5094789
butts are my actual favorite
like someone can be otherwise perfect and not have a cute butt and i'll overlook them
>>5094803
i don't show off my butt because i don't have tight jeans and shaving my legs is time consuming
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>>5094788
Y-you should add me in SW Florida.
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>>5094788
Oh wow that's awesome!
I'm on the west coast, San Francisco

>>5094799
Some of you are alright
Don't come to Earth tomorrow

>>5094803
>I want a boy to come in to my room and ravage me every night
Exactly what I want but too afraid to say it
Thnx fam

>>5094810
ooo good !! You just recently started HRT right?

>>5094811
>tfw no butt
Welp
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>>5094811
yea butts are awesome and honestly at the gym yesterday it was such good motivation to push myself thinking about the cute butt I'm gonna have and doing lewd things with it... fuck I'm gonna be such a slut
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>>5094800
I have never seen The Notebook either, seems like a bit heavy going, cuddles n head on shoulder sorta shit, moving onto spooning while watching, secretly crying into your hair with the dementia bits tbh

and you said you weren't lewd
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>>5094809
story of my life.
also are you moving to Seattle still?

>>5094802
yo

>>5094811
get some skinny jeans. it's a unisex thing nowadays, I wear skinny jeans almost every day.
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>>5094820
>gonna be
>>5094819
i forgive you
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>>5094828
i'm not good at clothes shopping so i don't go often
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>>5094831
I'm totally closeted and uncomfortable with my small dick to be with chicks plus vaginas are kinda gross
idk
I just want to suck some cock like really bad
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>>5094811
I got lots of tight jeans and Daisy Dukes, but I don't really wear those out due to muh gross thighs. They're qt over leggings tho, imo.
>>5094819
Anytime girl <3
>>5094820
>tfw put all this hard work (Not that much actually, #blessedgenetics) in to my ass and never even use it for lewd
> I'm gonna be such a slut
Slut is a state of mind, and it sounds like you're already there.
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OKCupid is going to make me a worse person.

>>5094812
>>5094819
Added
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>>5094819
About a month ago to the day. Nips are getting huge, face is a teeny tiny bit different, skin is softer.

>>5094824
T-t-that doesn't sound lewd. That sounds like how people stay warm in the mountain winter : <
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>>5094843
Hes ready like spongebob though.
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>>5094788
Yay I can see my name ^-^
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>>5094842
i want some help me out
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>>5094843
Yo yo yo can you add me just above oryx / left of edgar please???

Map is cool btw I like it
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>>5094855
I gotchu fam
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>>5094844
Oohh congrats !! First couple months were really exciting to me.

>>5094850
If you want tight pants I have like 6 pairs tbh.......

>>5094843
Nice frog I like it
Thnx

>>5094857
^_______________^
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>>5094842
fuck I guess you're right
whatever I can accept it
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>>5094857
what's a butt?
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>>5094856
C-can a lowly anon get in on this? I'm sure I'd be the only one there too...
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>>5094828
>also are you moving to Seattle still?
im iffy on it at the moment tbh

>>5094808
just mark me near LA
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>>5094859
i want my own pants though
>>5094863
a butt is something you stick up in the air when there's a qt behind you with his hands on your hips
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>>5094871
Know your place. We're not people. She said no anons.
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hey /mtfg/
why do my shoulders look so broad even though the measurement says they're not
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>>5094877
psychology
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>>5094874
but i have no hips
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COUNT YOUR SINS
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>>5094882
i think i hate psychology now
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>>5094876
anons would be silly on map
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>>5094850
Well, what size are you? I like, have to purge my wardrobe soon, so I might have pairs to give away.
>>5094857
DO IT.
>>5094863
This is a butt.
>I really need to take new pics
>a butt is something you stick up in the air when there's a qt behind you with his hands on your hips
This made me giggle but also horny.
>>5094886
What makes you think I can count?
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>actual map with everyone's locations
this is worse than making jews wear a jew star in nazi germany
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>>5094874
F21 has some good ones

>>5094886
I got 69 is that enough

>>5094877
Muscles and >>5094882

>>5094896
Jelly lol bye
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>>5094893
>>5094876
;_;
I like talking to Caddy and it's not like I'd be anon on the map

brb an hero
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>>5094896
jelly of that booty

>This made me giggle but also horny.
ditto ;-;
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>>5094900
I still don't get why anyone would be anon here.
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>>5094884
but you still have a place where you have hip bones
>>5094886
i lost count at a 1023
>>5094890
totally reasonable
>>5094896
i'm actually not sure, probably 30
none of my clothes are actually the proper size
>>5094899
is f21 like expensive designer crap?
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>>5094873
added

>>5094871
>>5094876
This>>5094893

>>5094900
You can add me on skype
I can't cover it with just the word Anon. C'mon now. You're not less than humans it just seems pointless.
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>>5094873
huh OK.
well if you do end up coming here let's grab coffee some time.
I moved here somewhat recently and don't have any trans friends yet, would be nice to make one irl

>>5094896
I'm jelly of your butt.
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>>5094906
because tripfags directly generate drama
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>>5094906
you forget about all your shitposting, hate fuming rants when you drop your trip
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in this thread we get jelly of raifu's butt
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>>5094906
I put on a trip and didn't like it, it felt unnecessary. Like I was trying to draw attention to myself, when really all I was doing was shitposting
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>>5094921
butte*
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>>5094856
TY Caddy ur gr8
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>>5094914
not all of us do ;-;
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>>5094914
but /mtfg/ lives off of drama
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>>5094921
i'd rather get jelly OFF raifu's butt
[spoiler]with my mouth[/spoiler]
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>>5094923
This anon gets it.

Preach it sistah.
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>>5094899
It'll probably take three more months to start hitting my cute stride. I'm gonna let my body do its thing but I'll be sure to post results when they happen : ]
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>>5094914
not really, its anons acting all snotty or being dicks for a laugh

>>5094923
but why shitpost?

>>5094919
I didn't drop my fucking trip, if I was bitching at someone I always kept my trip on so people knew damn well it was me saying it.
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>>5094844
you haven't had the mad sex drive increase yet? because I spent the first week crying and the second week insatiable and it kind of cycles between that.

I'm English, we stay warm by freezing to death while complaining it's not like the Winter of '79 where it took half as long to freeze to death and Jack Frost doffed his cap to you while doing it like a right gentleman.

Keep me warm.

>tfw boob pain in new places spreading out from the immediate nipple area, suggesting more growth maybe
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>>5094906
i still haven't picked a girl name and i'm only like 3mo on hrt
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>>5094912
Wait you live in Seattle? You near down town? I was looking into moving to Capitol Hill area. How safe is the area like do people mock you for being trans on the street?
Please lets talk about it some more.
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>>5094952
you'll learn
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>>5094949
>i still haven't picked a girl name and i'm only like 3mo on hrt
i did that before i started hrt and i'm only 2mo into it now
you're just procrastinating
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>>5094921
>tfw no butte pics on my phone to post and make anons jelly with
;~;
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>>5094952
stop posting underage butt. i don't want to be on a list
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>>5094960
being on a list isn't all it's cracked up to be
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>>5094921
Where I tread I leave destruction, physical and emotional, in my wake. I regret nothing.

I'm still trying to figure out which of these volleyball girls that anon felt my ass resembled. Cause I wish I had 12's body.
>>5094932
Why would there be jelly on my butt? What kind of jelly are we talking here?
>>5094949
Your girl name (Or lack thereof) doesn't really affect having a trip, you know. It's not like my girl name is actually Raifu. You can go by anything.
>>5094952
Practice, young apprentice.
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>>5094967
>wanting to have 3 different names you go by
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>>5094967
iunno, probably just normal fruit jelly
not jam, i don't want strawberry seeds or whatever getting in my teeth
and obviously someone put it there for someone else to get off
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i just realized i look exactly like kiwi

somebody kill me
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>>5094944
>I always kept my trip on
sure you do
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>>5094941
You'll be real cute I know it !!

>>5094921
https://unsee.cc
/pubegoti/
pls no bully.........

>>5094910
Nahhh it's pretty cheap

>>5094975
kekd HARD
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>>5094967
I like number 5's butt because it's like looking into a mirror.
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>>5094906
>tfw too shy to trip
;_;
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>tfw want Caddy, Kayla and Aife on skype
>tfw all these USA girls remind me of my strained LDR with my butch airforce babe fiancee when i was a teen after she moved back to the USA for basic training
>tfw not American

>tfw work tomorrow morning so have to go to bed just as the Americans get their shitposts on

end it now
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why does jormy look exactly like raifu? are they the same person?
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>>5094971
I have 4 at this point and I haven't even done my legal name change
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>>5094953
Seattle is pretty awesome for trans people. Especially capitol hill. walking around that area, 80% of people are obviously gay, dyke, or trans. most bars and clubs and restaurants have rainbow flags out front, and are transfriendly. there's even a large thrift store dedicated to trans people.

I don't live in downtown, I live a little bit to the north. but I hang out in Cap Hill fairly often, despite the 30 min bus ride.

Seattle's really nice.
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>>5094975
P-please no bully ;___;
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>>5094979
wait are you girl mode already?
im jelly
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>>5094983
Add me if you want. I'm Caddy Oconnor. Anyone else is free to add me as well. I don't care.
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>>5094971
I go by like, 15.
>>5094974
Can it be boy jelly?
>>5094980
Her butt is nice, but dem hips on 12.
>>5094985
... We look nothing alike.
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>>5094979
i like your butt :3
also maybe i'll check them out
or whatever
i do need new clothes anyway
>>5094982
cute/10
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>>5094979
*bullies you*
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>>5094985
W-we don't look the same
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>>5094975
>implying anons are not trips
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>>5094997
yes you do
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>>5094975
10/10 best post here
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>>5094997
CAN it be boy jelly?
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>>5094989
Are you sure its nice? I heard it was kinda blacked out and dangerous.
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>>5094979
where is your bottom clothing?
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>>5094975
This is 4chan. Trips are cancer and anons are..not.

>off the coast of Africa
I feel personally insulted.
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>>5095015
>blacked out
b-but kayla you crave coffee in your milk so why do you complain?
>>
>>5095009
Why does everyone else but me have weed right now?
>>5095012
Yes, it should be. Lots of it.
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>>5095015
uhh what does blacked out even mean? like there are a lot of black people? that can't be further from the truth. Seattle is one of the most *whitest* cities I've ever been in.

capitol hill is a nice place to live if you're LGBT, I'm sure of it. haven't felt any danger at all there, its a pretty busy neighborhood so there's usually people walking about at all hours.
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>>5094999
R-rude anon ; __ ;

>>5094998
what butt lolo
but yeah idk they're pretty cheap and cute hope you find some you like

>>5094995
I'm so sorry for cancer group chat btw

>>5094994
Nope! usually just wear andro clothes and my butts kinda fem I guess idk

>>5095023
I go out in just panties tbh who needs pants
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>>5095027
shit nigga weed LOL
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>>5094948
My sex drive is deader than dead which I'm super happy about tbh Im sure it will come back eventually. I'm just not a very sexual person I guess? I think the biggest problem is a pretty common one around here, my body disgusted me -__-

Admittedly, I've had a lot of it in the past but I wasn't trying/looking. Biologically it makes semse you get a flush of dopamine so it was better than being bored. Otherwise it's always been whatever to me.

>The kingdom of England, Scotland, and Wales
You guys have so much humidity on your isle. It's ultra dry where I live and snows a ton. I worked in the mountains for years so I'm used to sliding on ice, trudging through 5 feet of snow, and feeling out the crust of snow banks. I dunno I love winter ^__^. I'm pretty cold body heat wise so you'd have to keep me warm. I wear a lot of layers to stay insulated so I tend to retain heat.

>My nips are pierced so I think they aren't hurting as much as a normal person. They're sensitive in different ways tho~
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>>5094921
does everyone post butte now or something ?

https://unsee.
cc/dutamosi/

(my skin looks like shit though)
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>>5095027
B-but if it were boy jelly it would be less ON you butt and more... Somewhere that me cleaning it with my mouth would be WAY too lewd
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>>5095028
it's a term old housewives into BBC use
example: "old housewife got blacked out while her hubby watches"
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>>5095031
No, nothing to apologize for. I don't remember you skype name though.
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>>5095036
Pretty good /10
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>>5095036
bretty good 9/11
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>>5095031
I dread the day my skirt will get hiked up by a bag or purse

I check everytime I sit down/getup. There are so many hassles to fem dressing
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>>5095051
First time I wore a dress in public that happened and I didn't notice ;~; now I'm scared of dresses
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>>5095037
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>>5095028
Well that sounds good but someone said yesterday here all 3 of their trans friends in Seattle had been robbed and raped and it frightened me. What neighborhood are you near so I can look for apartments?

>>5095031
how is that skirt and panties andro?
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>>5094949
Edgar isn't a girl's name either, you know
hasn't stopped me
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>>5095036
Marina and the dicks as hard as Diamonds
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>>5095048
but that's the only thing about my body that's pretty good tbh ^-^
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>>5095062
>mfw
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>>5095036
people actually wear thongs?
I may them on for someone, but I just won't wear them ever.
>>
>>5095051
>>5095059
dresses are the scourge of transgirls tbh
>tfw walking in maxi skirt and the middle gets sucked backwards, hugging to my crotch
no thank you
>>
>>5095072
Would grab/10
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>>5095070
that's not a thong, i just pulled it up a bit to show my ass better
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>>5095066
i should start using marina and the diamonds gifs as reaction images tbh
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>>5095063
> robbed and raped
don't worry, they passed so only the former would happen to you
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>>5095064
isn't the whole point to introduce yourself as a girl so people don't remember you as a guy

that's literally the reason i'm transitioning, so new people see me as a girl and i can develop from there

anyway i get a rhinoplasty in december so i guess i'd hop on after that.
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>>5095063
that sounds awful. well I don't know, I've only been living here for two months so I can't say I know the area more than your friend, these are just my impressions of capitol hill.

I live in Ballard, which is pretty far from downtown. I like my place, but I regret not living closer to Cap Hill. I would recommend living in cap hill or maybe west Seattle if you can't find a place there. I ended up couch surfing here until I found a place, you could consider doing the same. it's nice to physically visit and talk to potential roommates before moving in.
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>>5095033
you're killing me Aife

>postin butt sort of
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>>5095064
Nobody's telling you that picking Edgar as a name makes any logical sense though.
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>>5095051
I remember when I did my Chihiro cosplay my skirt kept getting pulled up it was soooooo embarrassing ugh

>>5095063
I mean the panties aren't, I was wearing skinny jeans over them. Also not a skirt, just a button up w/ a sweater or it. I'm wearing the same tops here.
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>>5095087
Well I was just going to go straight into a studio apartment. My limit is $1,500 a month rent so I want a classy place with no roommates.
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>>5095093
I-I-I'm sorry : C

You're really cute btw
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>>5095064
And people have been telling you for the past month that it's a fucking stupid idea. And literally just one more cry for help.
>>
Goddamnit are we posting our butts now?
Do I have to?
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>>5095105
yeah
everyone else already has
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>>5095101

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>5095072
>pls rate
britbongpolicearrestingme/10
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>>5095105
if you must, keep your pants on

-h
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>>5095099
that's.... really nice. I'm kind of jelly you have that much money to spend on just rent.

I guess you don't have much stopping you, then!
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>>5094896

Would pretend to be sleep walking to check out/10

>Captcha: same sic4fgt
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we still posting buttes?
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>>5095121
You know that an answer to that would leave me pinned to the floor by police within 10 seconds
>>
Posting in gaygen is nice.
Theyse some good people.
>>
Is it time for booty?

unsee cc/
garomubi/
>>
Who virgin here?
>>
>>5095130
except for the ones that hate femmy guys
>>
>tfw worst booty
>>
>>5095134
why do you always ask this same question?
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>>5095112
I wish I had your butt. Not that I like butts. No I meant... nvm ^^

>LONDON
YOU MEAN THE LONDON NEAR LONDON, ENGALAND? :0000

I'd like to visit Ireland in the future and if I made the effort to get there it would be a waste not to visit the UK tbh
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>>5095118
That isn't funny anon.
>>
you seem obsessed with being a virgin

relax, having sex isn't everything.
>>
>>5095134
>tfw virgin
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>>5095141
Because [spoiler]i'm a virgin[/spoiler]
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>>5095135

Well, I mean, you know, I was having the same reservations
And actually asked them about it and, like
They were so direct and helpful!
Just told me to chill and if I want to try to make a gay male friend that I really shouldn't let my own gender-traitory feels get in the way.
And the fact that it came from gay guys ans that they were super nice and helpful about it helped, too.
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>>5094741
I know this feel intimately. Here's a flatcat.
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>>5095060
This pic gives me the lewds, take it away.
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>>5095143
you already have my butt, it's all yours <3
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>>5095132
>no r8's
:/
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>>5095115
>>5095109
Pants are overrated
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>>5094983
I don't mind skype. I have to be on it all the time anyway for work.

I-i-if you want you can send me your Skype Name here: [email protected]
I don't know if that's overkill but I tend to be guarded about mine :X
Otherwise you can post it here to the thread and I'll and you.
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>>5095170
i'm still super jelly of your hips
>>
>>5095170
show front
>>
>tfw feminine face but masculine body
hormones please come soon
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>>5095176
I was about to say the same thing
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>>5095168
Does this ever really work? I tried giving someone my hips exclusively, and it didn't work
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>>5095180
>tfw masculine face and body
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>>5095176
well she is dickless so it helps
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>>5095180
>tfw unpassable masculine face but feminine body and a big butt
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>>5095180
>tfw fem body but masc face
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>tfw anons will never be on caddy's map
>tfw pic related is our home now
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>>5095198
no penis, no diamond
>>
ITT
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>>5095180
>tfw andro-masculine body and masculine face
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>>5095176
Awe, I may have wide hips but my butt is pretty flat, I'm just working the angles.
>>5095179
Why do I pander to you?
>>
>>5095198
yeah, but she had big hips pre-transition
and i'll never get hips like that because i transitioned after puberty and don't have big hips naturally
>>
Does that navy faggot still come by here?
>>
>>5095212
>front
>tfw can never tuck as good as the real thing
>>
>>5095180
iktf

losing weight made me remember i hate my skeleton
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>>5095180
>>5095185
>>5095200
>>5095199
Tfw hormones do nothing
>>
>>5095212
my ass isn't super flat but i'd rather have hips like this
also
>jelly, jelly, jelly from every angle

also my front isn't flat unfortunately
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>>5095215
>>5095221

genetics
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>>5095212
triggered. Seriously.
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>>5095184
you need to give your heart with your hips, anon, else they get rejected and wither
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>leave room to get drink
>flatmate steps out shower in boxers
>can clearly see his dick in his boxers
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>>5095212
>that hip tilt
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>>5095231
funny enough i would have super hip genetics
my sister and grandma have super big hips
like it's hard to get through a door nearly
>>
hey mtfg,
wuts up? do anything fun today?

my partner and I went for a nice walk on the beach collecting seaglass and cool stones and I even found like the last saltwort plant left on the beach, which we threw into a dipping sauce for dumplings, and some sea-plantain seeds, which I'm all excited about cus we didn't get any last time we were up here and I was worried they'd be blown away and gone, and now my partner is starting up a fire <3

>>5094459
>implying all those pink doors don't end in smashers too
in the game of life no one gets out alive
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>>5095212
im sufficiently jealous
...i had enough internet for today
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>>5095146

Which part, the captcha or my own thing?

>>5095236

He showers wearing underpants?
>>
>>5095236
Flatmate flatmate or just another flatmate?
>>
>>5095223
>how
Luck, late puberty, hormones at 19
>>5095238
>hip tilt
That's all down to posture though if you're talking about what I think you're talking about.
>>5095236
[lewdness intensifies]
>>
>>5095251
>He showers wearing underpants?
You don't?
>>
>>5095238
You'll make it too.
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>>5095251
>He showers wearing underpants?
Slut alert.
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>>5095251
no, he put them on to come out

>>5095252
flatmate flatmate

>>5095255
so lewd
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>>5095236
Its been like a year now.... JUST FUCK HIM ALREADY
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>>5095261
stop making stupid comments
>>
>>5095268
>not diying first
no regrets
>>
>>5095236
Are you just waiting for him to jump on you to end the tension?
>>
Mtfg is providing much data for my research
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>>5095255
Okay so serious question.

When did you start seeing notable hip bone growth and breast development? Like how many months after you started?

I started at 18 and I'm seven months in but I see little changes on those departments.
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>>5095272
>flatmate flatmate
Oh gosh, you must have so many impure thoughts right now :3
>>
>>5095274
>>5095272
JUST DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNU0zQrPEJU
>>5095280
This.
I wasn't waiting for bureaucracy, I just diy'd
>>5095283
What research anon?
>>
>>5095283
*pomf*
watcha researching
>>
>>5095279
;~;
>>
>>5095234
>>5095175
Well let me know if you. That temp email is gonna self destruct soon. Im gonna go watch TV and do Hip Workout by award winning fitness instructor Elanna Taebo Bowflex :E
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>>5095292
>>5095293
It's a study on trans people in these safe spaces
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me and everyone else in this thread
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>>5095302
>safe
>>
>>5095261
>>5095270

But how do you clean the panted (a real word apparently) area?

You people must stank.

>>5095272

Go take a huff of his lovely fresh boytinkler. It's polite.
>>
>>5095283
oh is it the time of the thread that some armchair-"researcher" comes in with weird assumptions and conspiracy theories?
>>
>>5095274
lol, has it really been a year?

>>5095281
pretty much

>>5095290
n-noe

>>5095292
but thats so lewd and forward

>>5095305
i think he went bed
>>
>>5095303
me on the left
>>
>>5095296
I think you're funny, even when jokes miss
>>
>>5095310
Yes, just fuck the guy already
>>
>>5095288
okay i started diying at 18. you should have swollen nipples by 3 months, otherwise you're not receptive to estrogen or the doses are minimal. i'm gonna need your dosages, weight, and height.

>>5095302
we have nothing to contribute
>>
>>5095303
me has more hips then hot azn girl
>>
>>5095303
nah, i look worse than you afaik
>>
>>5095317
>you're not receptive to estrogen
Is this really a thing?
>>
>>5095317
I've been viewing this thread for the past two weeks. The shitposting here along with bait is providing to be useful.
>>
>>5095175
>>5095298

jaymeetitchbits

you add me
>>
>>5095288
Hip bones I never really noticed, I think they may have been reasonably wide to begin with, I just noticed after about 1.5 years that they seemed pretty wide. Boobs, no clue, I had gyno, but it was probably "noticeable" around 6 months.
My body shape didn't seem typical, I actually asked for karyotyping to rule out intersex. Idk.
>>
>>5095326
there is only one known person in the world with total estrogen resistency
>>
>>5095326
There's one thing I can think of.
>>
>>5095329
how wide are you shoulders btw ?
>>
>>5095326
there's no analog to AIS here. it can just have a reduced effect on the body. you have to consider genetics, metabolism, hell even bone growth and any potential disorders associated with that.
>>
>>5095305
Deodorant. Though I'm sure he doesn't need that, he has Jenna to clean down there ;)

>>5095326
Yeh one of my friends wasn't.
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>>5094981
iktf
>>
>>5095315
But i cant

>>5095327
Mhmm "researcher". i dont know of any ethics commitee that would allow a researcher to sit and watch people without informed consent. I know, ive had to fucking submit stuff to an ethics panel for my uni as a research assistant
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>>5095317
I have big nips and AA cups. HRT did wonders for my face apparently. Softened it out. It hasn't been working on the fat redistribution department very well though. Like my hip is the same, my thighs too.

6 mg E daily, higher if you count Estrogel in there too

weight is 63 kg
height is 5''8

>>5095329
What cup size are you?
>>
>>5095302
oh well this isnt really a safe space, its a space online that is full of the most wretched hive of scum and villainy.
but it allows the most sane of us to meet and talk without too many overly precious opinions.
if we were elsewhere online it would probably be worse but because of the stigma of 4chan it keeps people away?

>>5095303
iktf except my friends are everyone from here
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>>5095317
interesting, my nipples started hurting after 2 weeks but i am still unpassable as h*ck
>>
>>5095351
People research others all the time without need of permission.
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>>5095342
AIS can lead to increased T though if the tumor produces it, which makes it a pain to suppress.
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>>5095317
i had swollen nipples after month one but i also took AAs for a long time before
now i'm at 6 months and a B-cup
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>>5095357
That's called "observing"
>>5095340
17" across the back
>>5095352
I wear a 36C but I ordered a 38B a few days ago, I think it may fit better.
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>>5095358
>increased T
So? if you have AIS that means testosterone doesn't get activated at all
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>>5095351
>But i cant
sure you can!
put on something covered but skimpy and sit on his lap or something
if he gets wood then pretend like you dont notice and then cocktease him for a few days
then either he will make the move or you will have to
but you will get that boys doodle.
>>
>>5095288
I had swollen nips just from anti-androgens, proper swollen nips at 1 week, noticeable pointy boob growth at 3 weeks, at 6 weeks boob pain and growth is happening again

i'll get back to you on that
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>>5095364
It's still "research"
People are nothing but guinea pigs
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>>5095327
okay, you're trying to make everyone think you're creepy. good job? do you have anything objective or statistical to contribute or are you just "acting retarded"?

>>5095352
what do you use for an AA? also I take it you were prescribed the 6mg E dose?

How are you taking the estrogen? hemihydrate sublingually? swallowing it near or away from mealtimes?

>>5095356
same for most people, but if it's past 3 months I'd definitely assume something is wrong with the medication.

>>5095359
above average i think
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>>5095367
>skimpy clothing
I dont own anything on account of my country being fucking cold and wet all the time
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>>5095327
>The shitposting here along with bait is providing to be useful
>yes my foolish puppets, dance to the masterbaiting of my genius intellect, as I easily manipulate you to provide undeniable evidence for my personal pet "theory" about what's REALLY going on with trannies

>>5095357
>People research others all the time without need of permission
>"research"
sounds like you may be looking for the word "stalk"
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>>5095365
It also means that everything you take goes to suppressing the useless T though.

>>5095370
>research
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>>5095364
oh, ok
every time i measure i have 15' but i feel like i have massive shoulders

>>5095371
>above average i think
my mother had a breast reduction
and both my sister and mother have like a F Cup
so i should be a bit above average tbh
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>>5095375
literally a baggy shirt and undies is skimpy enough
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>>5095371
>what do you use for an AA?
GnRH analoga, Triptorelin

>I take it you were prescribed the 6mg E dose?
No, my initial prescribed dose is 4 mg but I upped it on my own.

>How are you taking the estrogen?
Progynova. Swallowing 3 pills daily, all at the same time right before or after my lunch.
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>>5095380
>everything you take goes to suppressing the useless T
even estrogen?
>>
hii
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>>5095311
>Not keeping them with a friend / Hiding them in laptop case or somewhere else techy parents will never, ever, bother touching because they don't know how to open a fucking tab / Hiding them in a plastic box buried in the corner of a field on a new morning jogging route you've decided to take up...

seriously
I have a fucking awful home situation and parents finding my pills isn't something even I'm worried about, how did you fuck it up? Just buy more, seriously.
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>you now just another crazy woman just like everyone else in your family
feels weird man
>>5095398
hola
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>>5095389
hmm that would work i guess
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>>5095394
I think to some extent. That's why they used to use massive e dosages before AAs became widespread.

This is entirely like, supposition and best guesses from talking to my doctors and friends and taking notes and shit. I was in bio but like, this isn't really at all stuff I would bet my life on knowing.
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>>5095386
Yeah. My shoulders are reasonably broad so I believe my measurements may be off as well, its hard to measure your shoulders.
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>>5095376
This is the shitposting
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>>5095391
no experience with analogs or triptorelin. i hope the dosages are precise.

do you know your hormone levels?

it would be much better for growth if you were to spread out the pills over the day. if you took progynova, which i assume is valerate, you should take it sublingually as well.

some people can't easily process valerate. that's why hemihydrate is more commonly used as a formulation of estradiol.
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>>5095359
>anything above an A-cup in the first year
:-| oh god if this turns out to be me I'm fucked
circe-mode pls
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>>5095408
no bra!
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>>5095409
E works differently with different people. From just having oestrogen i went from having a T level of "omfg wtf thats high" to "nonexistant" with regular E levels.
Its really dependent on the person so best guesses dont work and its why bloodwork is so important
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>>5095419
you're actually the same height and a bit heavier than me
so the possibility is there
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>>5095422
Well yeah, obviously bloodwork and talking to your doctor is hugely essential. It's just a "why that might be".
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>>5095416
I thought progynova was meant to be taken orally, not sublingually?

What difference does it make it if I spread out the drugs during the day?
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>>5095415
this is 4chan, everything here is shitposting
>>
How does it feel knowing that you'll never be cis?
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>>5095441
feels like i've already been dead my entire life
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>>5095441
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>>5095441
not having an uterus is shit and i hate it

but otherwise i would be ok with looking cis tbh ^-^
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>>5095441
Pretty shitty, but thanks for the reminder ^^
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>>5095441
>implying I don't like being a girl with a peen
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>>5095436
it's either/or. sublingual administration puts the estradiol more directly into the bloodstream, so it's more effective to that extent.

one of the reasons high E doses aren't assigned is because having lots of E can work against feminization. when you spike your doses (by taking them at the same time), you restrain the effect of the estrogen when it's in your bloodstream and after it decays you'll have below female levels for the rest of the day. it's really bad to spike your doses. split them up as evenly as possible.

also sublingual administration dissolves slowly (odds are you'll forget about it when it's in your mouth) which lets you have an even more spread-out dosage.

>>5095441
great actually, i'd hate to be male
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>>5095441
it is unfortunate but most people think I am so I've made my peace with it
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>>5095441
I mean not great but people are born with other sucky situations too
>>
it seems dead/boring in here
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I just broke down sobbing in the shower because my friend is going to the doctor tomorrow to have a lump in his abdomen examined and I'm terrified
If worst comes to worst I need anyone except Oddish to help me kill myself because honestly I couldn't live without him
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>>5095441
>implying most people don't think I am
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>>5095425
yeah I know
and my female relatives are all D and above
fuck fuck fuck
I don't wanna get found out urrrrghgghghgh

>>5095441
eh being disabled to the point I can't play a musical instrument like I've always dreamed is worse
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>>5095457
Agp pls go
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>>5095458
Wow didn't know that. Thanks.
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>>5095472
my parents know i have boobs but they still don't think i'm trans
they just think it's because i don't do sports

>>5095472
>I can't play a musical instrument
me neither, my fingers are too short tbh
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>>5095467
eh my best friend of 10 years went to the doctor two years ago after a rock-hard lump she'd had in her tongue for SIX YEARS started growing to the size of a walnut
she's scared of doctors for some bullshit reason so always refused to get it looked at til it started growing
turned out to be non-cancerous but goddamn she can be stupid sometimes
but yeah she left it for six years and I'm assuming your friend hasn't so it'll most likely be okay
heck my dad had full-blown melanoma and the operation to remove it took under an hour and he's been fine ever since
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hi girls is this the thread thing?

how is everyone rn?
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>>5095484
>girls
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>>5095484
idk it seems very boring in here rn
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Who /schizoid/ here?
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>>5095482
hey, pianist of 14 years here

it's all about the stretching and the strength. i have shorter-than-average fingers. you don't need long ones, you just need strong fingers (at least if you're playing the piano). it's an informal rule that anything above a 9th can be arpeggiated if the hands are too short.
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>>5095484
hey, i'm a bit dizzy and tummy-hurt-y from eating dumplings, how're u? s'up?
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>>5095495
Lack of drama isn't the same thing as boring.
>>5095484
I'm good, just working out, hbu?
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>>5095503
LOL
no lack of drama is good, by "boring" i meant there aren't alot of people actively posting, the thread isn't moving very fast, and there isn't alot of discussion
>>5095499
>can't stretch a 10th
c'mon man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHFFeQ2tu4
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>>5095351
Ass you can
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>>5095483
But what if it's something bad?
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>>5095510
>my crew isn't here
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>>5095516
well i wasn't going to say that
i think everyone is doing something tbh
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>>5095510
what would you like to talk about merc?
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>>5095482
BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LOSE WEIGHT AND I STILL HAVE HUGE BOOBS
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>>5095499
i tried guitar and i can't play most chords beacuse of short fingers
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>>5095489
what's wrong with being a girl?

>>5095495
hi ! I am living the boring life rn myself.
kinda sucks tbh

>>5095500
oh hey E ! were the dumplings good though? I am actaully quite hungry rn but I'm starting a diet so IDK what I should eat.

>>5095503
that's good to hear Elanna. how is the exercise going? I am committed to actually doing stuff at the gym this week besides showering (since I have to go anyway I may aswell do exercise and stuff)

also It's the first time for me I've been awake at like 8am in weeks I'm feeling very normie today. glad to hear you are well tho
>>
Chaser here, which trips are actually cute and which ones are just gross?
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>>5095523
I'm just gross
>>
can I get my doctor at the gender clinic to prescribe me Lorazepam? I am in this place alone and I popped 3 of my moms because I am literally terrified to be alone.
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>>5095473
AGPs actually want axe wounds

that's what agp is, you are getting off to seeing yourself as a woman with vagina
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>>5095519
gyno can stay in fat people even after weight loss
also i think my weight isn't even to bad, the distribution is
and we both know you won't lose weight tbh
>>
>>5095510
well start up a conversation about something
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>>5095519
>complaining about decent tit genetics

Here, you can have my two years and not even a full A instead
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>>5095523
kayla is very beautiful
but you must be black to have her
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>>5095536
Have you even seen him? He looks like a retarded man.
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>>5095523
Anon is the biggest hottie here tbqhwyrn
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>>5095522
>calling yourselves girls when you're really men
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>>5095523
>be chaser
>tfw want to give a detailed list but never made one because I think all the girls are beautiful in their own way
>>
Can we talk about how I got sticky shit on my purse when I put it on the floor of the movies Friday night? Or we can talk about the bomb ass salad I'm about to eat
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>>5095530
You tell her

It took me awhile to accept my peen, and tucking is a pain
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>>5095537
Lol
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>>5095531
hey I've done it before and I've lost 2 pounds in the last month and a bit

>>5095536
yeah I'd also like to not get kicked out of the house and lose everything I own, including my cat (who can't stay with me at uni unfortunately)
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>>5095523
i'm gross

>>5095529
i don't think they'll do
also you shouldn't depend on drugs for stuff like that
just talk to people and you're not alone
and you shouldn't really move into a flat without a roommate when you're afraid of being alone
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>>5095523
I guess I can be the one to give a real answer...Jocelyn, Ufufu, Dollface, French, Pookie, umaru, and Alison. No one else here looks cis and is cute (yet) to my knowledge.
>>
>mfw finally giving Parkway Drive's new album a listen
>Holic isn't around

Fuck. Who am I going to talk about IRE with?
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>>5095510
oh you motherfucker i can stretch an 11th but i'm making a point here

>>5095520
i know a pianist with 7 fingers and a classical guitarist whose fingers are so fat he can't keep them all straight. git gud.
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>>5095555
i've lost 39 pounds in 3 month without sport
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>>5095559
Guitar strings hurt my small dainty fingers
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>>5095558
talk to me ricky
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>>5095557
Only cute one there is umuru and pookie
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I basically stopped snapchatting when I started posting here
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>>5095571
Give me details on that right now
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>>5095545
We're not your harem anime
>>5095567
Guitar is the most beautiful instrument
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>>5095522
Its going really well thanks ^^
I had a massive burger and poutine with a friend today so I have to burn about 1000cal to make up for it, but I've got my games to keep me occupied. And yeah if you're already at the gym anyways it makes sense to work out, even if it's just a little bit of cardio. Do you have any exercises in mind?

And also, I can't even sleep in past 8 anymore. Normie lyfe!

>>5095523
I'm not really cute or chaser material tbh.
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All of these opinions from chasers is sad.
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>>5095568
Ooo heyo Kit!
How are you? How have you been?

Have you given IRE a listen yet?
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>>5095559
maybe i'm just too stupid

or

my index finger is 7,2cm
my middle finger is 8cm
my ring finger is 6,8cm
my pinky is 6cm
my thumb is 5,4cm
and my hand broadth is about 8cm

is that normal ?
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>>5095522
Oh hey kit

howru
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>>5095574
spinach, goat cheese, cashews, strawberries, chicken, avacado, cukes, orange chipotle vinagrette
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>>5095564
well hoo-fuckin'-rah, good for you
obesity runs in my family, I bet I have a shit metabolism
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>>5095556
>just talk to people and you're not alone
there are no people around, its a 10 room mansion in the hills and its terrifying alone up here when dark is approaching. It feels like because this place is so large, that people want to break in and kill me.
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>>5095589
I'm so turned on right now
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>>5095590
To be honest, you just got the shit end of the shit stick in life
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>>5095584
I didn't give my full detailed list
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>>5095592
>i am a shy fragile girl that needs to be protected by a big strong man's arms
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>>5095590
all my family is obese, even my extended family
i'm the only one with normal weight tbh
but now i'm on a plateau
and i have a thyroid problem, but i always forget to go to my gp
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>>5095593
lmao
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>>5095590
>obesity runs in my family

Oh, so you probably dont have decent tit genetics then, youre just related to lazy hambeasts
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>>5095590
>obesity
>genetic
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>>5095586
bit shorter than mine. longer pinky and index finger, actually. and you probably didn't crush your middle and ring fingers under a window when you were 3 years old so i'm willing to bet they aren't deformed either. go for it.
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>>5095589
why do you eat so many things at once?
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>>5095557
Lmao no I am not on any of their levels.
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>>5095589
That sounds like an amazing salad

>>5095586
It probably is tbh. Like, long fingers are the stereotypical pianist thing, but my piano teacher was a 4'9 woman with pudgy hands and stubby fingers and she'd made a long career as a concert pianist.
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>>5095585
I'm actaully streaming it RN since you mentioned it I'm just listening to the second track now, pretty good so far ^^

I have seem them live so many times cause they are an Aus band they tour here a lot.
so glad to hear from you I hope all is going well ^^
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>>5095608
i'm all out of soylent and flavorless nutro-cubes
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>>5095571

Jesus H Christ that's a lot of cheese.

RIP ur cardiovascular system.
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>>5095606
i don't really care anymore
i won't even have time for that when i go back to school
>>
I need to kill myself before my birthday next week so i can be 27 forever like my husbando Cobain-chan
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>>5095616
Do you even american?
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>>5095621
I think you have to be a famous musician to join the 27 club.
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>>5095605
Don't post that picture you'll summon the beast...
Its an unwritten rule that girl is not to be posted
>>
>>5095598
not really but it would help to have a bf to be cuddled with right now
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>>5095518
idk
food and sex?
lol i mean idk really.........
>>5095522
ohh
wellp--
are you off work or you have to go to work soon?
>>5095559
>11th
well fuck you man
i can get an 11th only if i want to be in pain
i had a teacher who could do a 12th ;--;
>>
http://strawpoll.me/5772645
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guys i wrote down the name of the cake i had a little sliver of at work but i cant find the note and im worried it was more calories than i think it was

H E L P
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>>5095626

I didnt say anything about joining the club tho, just finding the idea of dying now appealing
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>>5095604
>>5095605
you know there is such a thing as a predisposition towards being overweight, yes
I exercise a lot
maybe I need to cut down on my eating, sure
but I put on weight really really easily
>>
>>5095633
other (kiss roomie)
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>>5095523
I'm pre-HRT, I'll get back to you in like a year or two
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>>5095611
I went through their whole discography a few months ago, this album sounds really different to me. "Crushed" sounds a bit like it has hip hop influences at least when it comes to the refrain.

I like the album too so far anyway, it's really melodic and I dig that. Love the vocals in this one too, McCall just keeps getting better.

If they ever come here again I think I'll go even though I've never been to a concert before.
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>>5095623

Fortunately not, no.

>>5095634

You're finished, it's ogre, fufu
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>>5095621
ayy I'm joining the 27 club next year, I guess I'll see you around.
>>
>>5095621
No
If your 28'th birthday is next week, you're too old to be kobain's imouto so you have to wait until your birthday so he can be your otouto and you can be his onee-san
>>
>>5095643
he went bed an hour ago
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>>5095547
>tfw ur once fave purse got ruined by bug-spray spilling

>>5095623
like americans are the only people who like cheese, look at aligot
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>>5095605
it is genetic though.

i was 115 lbs, 5'10" for like 2 years in my life. couldn't put on weight. medication to put on weight didn't even work for me. happened to my brother, too, and to my father when he was younger. genetics definitely plays a role here.

>>5095631
lol i did a 12th once i chopin op 48 no 1

you seriously just gain the ability to stretch your hands like a rubber band after you play enough rachmaninoff and scriabin
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>>5095646
fuuuuuuuuck

>>5095654
well are there any updates u can give us on the whole flirting with him thing?

also u should watch a movie
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WELL I SWEARRR THAT I DOOOONT HAVE A GYUNN...
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>>5095654
go into his room give him a goodnight kiss
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>>5095659
genetics plays a role but not one that can't be overcome with effort aside from like major glandular issues which are their own serious thing
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>>5095633

Play vidya and eat cake whilst in bed and cuddling with flat mate.

>>5095664

Why is he so cute, bros?
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>>5095662
Just the usual flirting and i saw his dick outline through his boxers a few hours ago >>5095236

>>5095666
I think he'd be mad if i did that.
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>>5095629
S-sorry, I didn't know he was the new potc

>>5095641
>you know there is such a thing as a predisposition towards being overweight,
Yeh it's called being lazy :^)
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>>5095670
He has those pookie eyes.
Too bad he's a fucking disgusting smoking degenerate
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>>5095664

So perfect ._.
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>>5095441

it's vry upsetting as u can see
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Half cup bras, yay or nay?
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>>5095633
It lacks the only good option tbh.
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>>5095687
I assumed go to bed meant his bed when I voted.
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>>5095670
is there anyone who thinks i shouldnt fuck him at this point...

>>5095687
and what would that be?
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>>5095621
it only counts if you're an artist or musician iirc
>>5095659
eh idk
i used to play that one popular rachmanioff prelude in C# minor or whatever it was
and that last page and a half is basically torture to me
i can do a 10th with relative ease now but anything above that.....men
what is your usual repertoire?
>>5095682
ayyyy dollar dollar bill y'all
>>
Typical mtfger
https://streamable.com/lckd
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>>5095693
The one you sadly can't do since he's in bed.

I'm going to assume you mean he's actually sleeping.
>>
>>5095672
He isn't the new potc but he had his reign of terror. Its best to let him go. Its a sore picture for some
>>
>>5095615
does that food help you grow bigger butte and bobs?
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>>5095698
Yes he is. Has uni tomorrow wen its my day off
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>>5095708
I think so, I'm pretty comfortably filling a 36B rn but I dunno if I'm sized correctly tbh. also its forever 21 and their sizes are all over the place
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>>5095557
>>5095569
??? I'm not !!!
>pic related tho

>>5095682
lold HARD
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>>5095726
You eat soylent? How is it?
>>
>>5095682
Smug
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>>5095748
lmao noooooo omg girl. i just posted a salad with goat cheese on it, you think i eat soylent??
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im upset more people here don't put any effort in to pass
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>>5095748
DVA makes her own soylent and swears to me that it is boob fuel. She likes it enough that she complains when forced to eat only solid meals for a while.
>>
>>5095761
Ugh I want her hair fj;kldfklj;sd
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>>5095761
I'll put effort into my appearance... Sometime in the future when I begin to present
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>>5095695
i finished most of the good chopin nocturnes like 3 weeks ago and moved on. i just did the revolutionary etude and i'm learning to play scriabin op 42 no 5. when someone asks me to play a song or something i'll just play solfeggietto by cpe bach or something short.

rach op 3 no 2? i never learned it, but it has the powerful chords towards the end? everybody likes the gilels recording? yeah i learned part of it once. fun song.
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>>5095761
>implying that's you
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>>5095761
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>5095761
I'm content with my efforts
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>>5095761
you know, i could have all of that.

except the shoulders. the shoulders are what kills me here. mine could never be that thin.
>>
>>5095761
>Right click -> Reverse Image search ...
Damn Didn't know Kelly Jean was trans ...
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>>5095748
I do, it's good, very handy, can take into lectures, no washing up, short prep time
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>>5095761
but it's not super hard so why put in extra effort?
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>be top
>stick my finger in my butt
>Feels insanely good for a second
>Got poop on my finger
>Get grossed out and stopped
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>>5095787
Forgot picture Woops
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>>5095777
its ok kayla, that's a real girl
>>
>>5095773
yeah that one. those mega chords near the end are cool as fuck, but really tedious to play and i basically have to jump around alot and i hate doing that

ohhh, those are nice pieces, nice, nice. solfeggietto is a lovely piece, my sister plays that actually, i thought about learning it myself but en. so do you prefer stuff from the romantic period then?
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>>5095803
as if that makes me feel any better
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>>5095761
>needing to put effort in to pass
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>>5095755
>>5095615
>i'm all out of soylent and flavorless nutro-cubes
My bad, you never know, some people seem to enjoy it. :/
Not my cup of tea personally, I like food.
>>5095761
>le ebin effort troll maymay
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>>5095821
just leave then bitch
not all of us are intersex like you, you are basically a cis girl
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>>5095829
But I like jormy and her confused anime girls.........
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can i wear this top on halloween without feeling gross af?
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>>5095796
>not sure if I'll like anal
>in shower clean butt really good
>welp here goes
>finger
>holy fuck
welp I'm a bottom now
like, I actually really have a problem with germs with like shit and piss and gross stuff, but it felt good enough I'm willing to finger myself to get those good vibes

also totally gonna get a dildo. I'm a fucking slut
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>>5095821
oh
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hahahaha...haha..ha

*kills self*
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>>5095848
Hormones don't count as effort. You can still make it.
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>giant brow bone
>tiny eyes
>small lips
>huge chin
>thick facial hair
>barrel chest
>no hips
>giant arms
>giant feet and hands
>giant shoulders
>ass acne
>scars all over
I should have known better, I will never actually transition. Its hopeless.
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>>5095851
That's retarded. My shoulders are 17" and I wear M all the time no matter what the brand is
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>>5095856
ok
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>>5095840
i think you could
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>>5095848
you'll make it
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>>5095829
>not all of us are intersex
Well there's rawr and lily and Mercury and trashy and titch and probably more im forgetting, intersex is basically the majority
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>>5095869
>tfw minority
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>>5095851
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>>5095851
Those are some fucked up sizes tbh
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so my bae wants me to cosplay this girl from mass effect and he's going to build me this armor and he's going to make another armor for himself that one of the guys wear and i'm kind of excited because she looks a lil manly and so do i so it could work!! it's kind of cute just because i'm really good at special fx makeup and styling and he's realllllly talented with like creating costumes and weapons and stuff, and he's into cosplaying (and i used to be very into it) so now i have a partner to do it with who makes me want to do it. idk why i'm even typing this, i'm just excited lol

does anyone here cosplay? i know jocelyn does!
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>>5095773
definitely romantic period. it's all i listen to anymore. i've been wanting to do piano concertos but idk if i can invest the time for them. scriabin is by far my favorite composer right now. hadn't heard of him until later on and damn it was like a new album coming out or something. i wish people still wrote good romantic classical music the way chopin or tchaikovsky did it.
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>>5095886
Maybe you can ask her about it at your next dollface mafia meeting you bunch of insufferable fucks.
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>>5095821

>
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>>5095834
I like jormy funposting too
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>>5095896

why are you so mad anon friend? can't you just be happy?
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>>5095886
>does anyone here cosplay?
I do sometimes, it's expensive tho ;~;
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>>5095893
hey i can totally relate, the romantic period is my faovirite period as well, i like to steal chord progressions and harmonics and use them to write pop songs, hahaha
i do wish people wrote good music like that, but idk, modern "classical" stuff is all that john cage kind of BS most of the time, so idk
i've had some friends who wrote romantic period-styled stuff, but i mean they aren't famous or anything so yeah

do you like any of enrique granados' work?

>>5095886
i cosplayed one time-!! i was daisuke from digimon. my costume was terrible though

him making you a costume sounds like ALOT of fun though.......then u could have cosplay sex, ahahahah
nah but it'll be cool. are u two going to a halloween party?
>>5095896
wait, who all is in the "dollface mafia"...? what is that? a gang????
>>5095869
being intersex is hard work tbh
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>>5095900
ban passers
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does this mean im crazy?
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>>5095917

Not really, just make me one of them.
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>>5095928
this tbh
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>>5095893
I think romanticism is too broad tbh. Like, I hate the Wagnerians for turning western music into this heavy ponderous shit.

>>5095915
>tfw looking at the list of comorbidites for KS
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>>5095928
I think the conventional wisdom of "if you don't pass before hrt you wont pass on hrt" sadly is accurate.
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>>5095821
>Implying you pass with or without effort
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>>5095913

ya ;~; that's partially why i haven't done it in forever. but it can be super fun!

>>5095915

lmao!! i'm sure it wasn't thaaaaaaat baaaddddd.
he's really good at that kind of stuff tho, like super legit. he showed me his work and i was very impressed. we're gonna build costumes together too ^___^ for halloween tho we're just gonna be zombie pinups. i'm going to do all of the wounds and makeup on both of us and then he'll have on like suspenders with black slacks and a white collared shirt and i'll stain some of the top with blood, then i'll do my usual pinup makeup and look like a bloody 50s housewife lol
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My mum just measured my shoulders for me and they're 18 1/2..........
Someone hold me while I sob pls

>>5095924
Yeah online quiz diagnosis are usually right : ' )

>>5095906
Who doesn't tbh

>>5095886
I do some
but Jocelyn is #1 cosplayer tbh
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>tfw no venom snake bf

;____________;
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have any of you guys ever gotten anything from long tall sally? i want to get a pair of jeans but i really am not sure about the quality.
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>>5095951

>no bulge

Snek = microbenis
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>>5095948
>caring about shoulder size when you already pass
get over it.
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>>5095959
>no bulge
>.gif clearly shows a bulge

uhhh
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>>5095938
idu............ @_@
whats KS?
>>5095941
nah it was terrible tbh
looking back it was kind of cringe-worthy, but alot of people thought i was a girl so that was nice...

awww, that sounds cute! now u and ur bf can do all sorts of cute activities and stuff lol
>>5095953
i have not, but i would like to
you could try google reviews-?
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>>5095951
>tfw no fake snake bf
Feels good tbqh fam.
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>>5095961
Fuck off kayla
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>>5095917
Tbh I think if you went outside once in awhile you would pass in short order.
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i just was trying on my hoop earrings and miniskirt for my halloween costume and realized that i am going to look like a fucking truckstop tranny hooker if I don't get a somewhat passable girl voice by halloween weekend
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>>5095992
Kleinfelter's
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>>5095961
Except I don't

>>5096008
Just pretend you're a mute : ' )
That's what I did in cosplay
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>>5095973

Barely. Maki-tier honestly.
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>>5095948

what kind if cosplay have you done pookiee?

>>5095992

c: o-oh. well i mean how long ago was that even? i haven't cosplayed in like 5 years, so... lol
also ye i'm really excited to do lots and lots of things with him. he's really great and he makes me happy. i wanna style him up too so he looks extra sexy lol
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LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOO
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I haven't posted a smut story in a long time.

I haven't written any story in a long time.

I owe anna a story

I owe cassie a sad song

I need to put art on my walls

fuck
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>>5095940
Passing is ezpz tho

>>5095941
Yeh I really making costumes, wish I was rich enough to do it more
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>>5096034
jocelyn wtf am i looking at
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>>5096034
Dats a lot of acid fam
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>>5096006
ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!
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>>5096037
Really like*
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>>5096037
>Passing is ezpz tho
I'm glad you've realized you don't need an andro name and can go fulltime instead.

>>5096046
Here's the deal Kayla. You are blinded by your own dysphoria. You have to accept that you will never see yourself the way other see you unless you get massive amounts of surgery. You shouldn't trust your own opinion of yourself.
>>
I was more motivated to create when I was suffering
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>>5096037
Not for you. Everyone thinks you're a dude even with your long hair and bangs.
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>>5096039
10 strip of LSD
>>5096040
I know fam
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>>5096065
Do they? Do you stalk me and ask everyone I meet if they clocked me?
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>>5096057
>You shouldn't trust your own opinion of yourself.
I wish that was true but I feel that people are just hugboxing me. Also I am going out for the first time ever in FULL girl mode on the 23rd of this month and I am panicking hard core.
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>>5096033
Uhmm I've done Haruhi, a shrine maiden, and Chihiro.
>pic is Chihiro
This was b4 I styled wig and 6 months ago tho

>>5096066
Can I have one
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>>5096046
No, I'm just saying what I see.
Your voice passes.
Your body passes.
From what I've seen your face passes.
Go outside and learn to socialise as a girl, your own neetdom is literally the only thing that's fucking you over.
>>5096066
Why aren't you sharing? :^)
Also, checked
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>>5096082
>still thinks she's ever going to pass in a shitty town where everyone knows her
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>>5096082
Who the Fuck would hugbox you? Lol I love you K
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>>5096079
Fine then next time you vent or ask for advice we'll tell you to go fuck yourself right off the bat. It's so easy and effortless for you so you're just trolling.
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>>5096085
How did you get your hair str8?
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>>5096010
OH
lol ahahaha
im dumb
>>5096033
ummm, that was at the anime expo in...2005 or 2006.
did u get him to cut his hair yet? lol
what did u cosplay as?
>>5096085
awww, u look cute there! from what animu is that character?
>>5096008
p r a c t i c e
the thing about practice is that u have to be sure you're practice well/correctly
perfect practice makes perfect.
"practice" just reinforces w/e ur doing, be it wrong or right
>>5096112
where is ur reading comprehension dude
?this was b4 i styled wig
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>>5096085
God you are so beautiful holy shit
>>
jormy is not intersex, he's just a XY troll
>>
>tfw u spend 10 minutes trying to take the perfect selfie for your GQ transmasculine crush but u still can't distort away ur action hero man jaw using camera magic
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>>5096126
It took you long enough to figure out.
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>>5096085
How did you fit all your curly hair under there?
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>>5096104
Most of the time I'm venting about people who knew me pre-hrt tho, if anything passing is a problem in those situations

>>5096126
But anon all trans people have intersexed brains :^)
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>>5096126
>he
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>>5096122
STOP.........
im not pls

>>5096135
Wig cap
also my hair was shorter then lolo

>>5096119
Thnx!! Danganronpa
It's even better because the character is a trap : ' )

>>5096112
The wig is str8
Unlike me
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>>5096144
And they're all supportive of you. You're backpedaling and being a shitter as usual.
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>>5096126
if I wasn't lazy I could bring up every single post that proves that she is probably intersex but she wont get herself tested
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>>5096156
NO UR A CUTE D:<
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>>5096089
I can't socialize as a girl with my body and face and voice and the fact I have a cock and balls
that being said, I have to go in girl mode like it or not on the 23rd and some advice would be GREATLY appreciated
I am wearing this top with tight blue girl jeans.
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>>5096126
truth, I'm tired
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Im bored in cali and have extra cash wat do? Pls b nice
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>>5096169
you are so preppy kayla
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>>5096085
Yes! Come get it <3
>qt cosplay
How have we not been friends for longer?
>>5096089
Come here and you can have an entire strip!
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>>5096175
male escort
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>>5096165
Trip on Jormy.
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>>5096156
lolllllllllll
>>5096132
practice your angles? what angles have you tried thus far? also adjusting the lens/aperture and lighting on your photo can work too, although u need a legit "camera" app to do that i think
>>5096185
i want a strip tbh
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>>5096185
>you'll never be part of the qt club with Jocelyn and Pookie
What is life? What is suffering? It can only be described like this.
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>>5096159
>implying random checkout people who go "HEY MAN" or "WHOOPS I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL" are supportive

>>5096165
If you write a list I'll show it to my doctor and get tested
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>>5096189
>Men
Men smell bad and r gross
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>>5096177
me preppy? LOL
I just like those tops because they make hips look wider then shoulders
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>>5096169
>I am wearing this top with tight blue girl jeans.
you will look fine
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>>5096175

Spree killing.
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>>5096175
near LA?
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>>5096202
the most american passtime
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>>5096196
Tfw youll never cook for pookie again ;_;
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>>5096185
How is it possible for someone who was such a disgusting boy to turn into such a cute girl?
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>>5096205
Bay Area
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is my husband a future tranny?
>hangs out with transwomen and drag queens
>very feminine
>likes makeup etc
>calls himself "she" often
>sounds like a woman
>>5096208
.....you met pookie irl??
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>>5096199
have you tried mixing some bbcream and foundation to get the right shade? are you going to be wearing makeup there?
make sure you girlvoice
also on the way home stop in to a gas station and get a soda
it will help you
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>>5096213
Yes she is really nice and gave me stuff and she can run really fast
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>>5096197
>If you write a list I'll show it to my doctor and get tested
Deep voice
Epic Adams apple
Banked sperm
Dark facial hair
Average male height
Hairy body
Large penis
Male pattern baldness hairline
Random checkout people who go "HEY MAN"
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>>5096215
>get a soda
>it will help you
Soda always makes my voice froggy
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>>5096213
It's super confusing when you call your husbando your husband
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>>5095557
>Jocelyn

Trip on Jocelyn
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>>5096197
That doesn't happen to you because passing is ezpz. Fuck off.
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>>5096220
Don't forget the aspergers
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>>5096219
whoa deng
jelly
>>5096222
yeah autocorrect changed it
THIS is my [future] husband on the left (not husbando, just husband)

Mitch is "just" my husbando u.u
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>>5096215
>have you tried mixing some bbcream and foundation to get the right shade?
No, the top, nice wig, foundation, and powder makeup are coming in the mail this Tuesday.

>you going to be wearing makeup there?
Yes, its a 100 mile drive though and I don't know if I will sweat it all off

>make sure you girlvoice
never used it in public but it is a tranny clinic so I should not be that ashamed

>also on the way home stop in to a gas station and get a soda it will help you
I want to get gas the day before actually so I didn't have to stop, what if I get beat up or made fun of?
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>>5096185
>ywn come over to joces, hang out and do acid together
>ywn take an entire strip, trip too hard and puke in joces bathroom
Why live ;~;
>>5096169
>can't socialise as a girl with a cock and balls
Literally why? Are you whipping it out every time you have a conversation?
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>>5096231
You don't need a wig
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>>5096220
Close, I'm shorter than average for a guy tho

>>5096227
It happens because people knew me pre-hrt and passing doesn't magically make people switch pronouns tbh
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>>5096232
>Are you whipping it out every time you have a conversation?
Are we not supposed to do this?
>>
>>5096220
Damn I might be intersex too
>>
>>5096221
>>5096215
>on the way home

I'm an idiot
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>>5096221
I meant the action of stopping somewhere in public, having to maybe wait in a line and paying and thanking someone
all in girlmode and girlvoice
it will give kay some confidence and she will never see anyone in there again

>>5096231
the powder will help it not melt off
you wont get made fun of because you're just a girl getting a soda, its a confidence building exercise
trust me it will help
>>
>>5096241
is tumor okay?
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>>5096234
I do, my hair is so scruffy

>>5096232
>Literally why? Are you whipping it out every time you have a conversation?
I don't have conversations irl anymore and if I did I don't look like a girl so I can't be seen as a girl in the conversation.
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>>5096245
>you wont get made fun of because you're just a girl getting a soda
im a giant man in drag, of course I will get made fun of
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>>5096085

you look so CUUUTEEE OMGGGG
i need to do more cosplay blahh

>>5096119

ohh ok okkk. that was a super long time ago!
also his hair is too short at this point basically, i'm making him grow it out. he has this super nice well groomed beard and he's about 6'2" tho so i got a lot to work with. kind of like how i shaped up devin so he looked extra qt lol

>>5096241

but i like my dick
my shenis
my discostick
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>>5096248
You're giving circular logic. How in the hell do your genitals factor into your passing?
>>5096242
I learned not to after the 'incident'
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>>5096198
T H I S

>>5096185
IDK but I'm glad we r now beb

>>5096219
aaa
Hi Dana how are you
Only 1 of those things are true tbh

>>5096168
IM NOT.....
U R THO....

>>5096258
fjdsaklfjas;l
thnx means a lot coming from you
Cosplays rlly fun !! Just gets expensive ><
>>
>>5096239
You're average male height, an inch or two makes no difference. There isn't an overwhelming population of men that are exactly the mean height.
>>
There's nothing on the internet. I'm bored ;__;
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>3 sessions of laser and just shaved and I still have easily noticeable stubble
this is shitty I wish I was dead
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>tfw gross man boobs
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>>5096258
waitwaitwaitwaait
his hair is short? he's only 6'2"? this isn't Penn Badgely, whoo is this???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now im confused, girl, hahahahahha
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>>5096260
>How in the hell do your genitals factor into your passing?
they are hard as fuck to tuck and are responsible for me looking like I do. I should have cut my balls off when I was going to when I was 12.
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Getting so cold now T.T
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>>5096264
You are nice because youre prolly not objectively fast, and the stuff u gave me was unusable because im too dark
>Im bored af and dunno wat to do
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>>5096213
yes
>>5095467
why except me? because i'm a failure?
>>
>>5095915
I actually had a roommate in highschool who would play a lot of rodrigo and other spanish classical guitar. We'd have to compromise on which composer to listen to on any given day in the room, it was pretty fun.
>>
What's a good number of people to be flirting with so I always have someone available?
>>
>>5096274
i like your scarf!
>>
>>5096279
Because you're a fat ugly Mexican and no one likes you. Fuck off.
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>>5096277
oohh sorry the stuff was too light !! Am pale ><
fjd;lakjf I'm not nice tho !!
Uhmm shitpost tbh that's what I do all day and I never really get TOO bored.

>>5096288
uhmm I'd say 3-5

>>5096270
Nice skin tho
>>
>>5096288
3 or 4 though it depends on what you want.
>>
>>5096293
All these things relate more to me than jade, i look mexican but im not doe
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>>5096293
ok....
>>
>>5096253
you're a tiny girl with short shaggy hair that you are growing out
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>>5096270

iktf

>>5096264

how much did it cost to do yours? c: idk how much my costume would cost but it probb won't be cheap sighh

>>5096271

OH UM NO i'm not dating penn badgley bae i ditched him!!! he was like ............ i think he wanted me to be dominant and pursue him? and to like go after a relationship with him??? he was like overly submissive so i was over it. i haven't actually posted any pics of the guy i'm dating right now on purpose lol
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>>5096311
kek why do you mock me edie? your boobs are way fuller and you have nice girly areola
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>>5096220
Deep girl/borderline fag voice
Barely noticeable adams apple
Dark facial hair that grows in small patches
Average male height
Hairless body except crotch and armpits
Large penis
Regular hairline
Don't go outside at all

how much intersex am I?
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>>5096311
>I will never use Edie's boobs as a comfy pillow.
>>
>>5096270
why does it look like pecs and not breasts?

have you been working out? were you a /fit/ guy?
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>>5096307
>tiny
Let's come back to earth
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>>5096287
ohhhh nice nice
granados has this one really awesome piece https://youtu.be/AHOOuxiPMIU
im not sure if it's originally for guitar or piano, but i like playing it sometimes, its nice
>>
>>5096267
About 75% of guys are taller than me tho
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>>5096316
>>5096319

my bobs are tiny lol. i took these pics the other day while i was doing my facial masks. but if you girls are concerned about like the fullness aspect progesterone helps! i'm 7 months on mones now.
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>>5096325
trip on kayla
you have no more muscle and look small now
>>
why are male nipples always located almost at the end of the chest?
>>
>>5096321
>were you a /fit/ guy?
yeah, you think that will go away?
>>
>>5096332
Only 7 months? Or is that just prog?
>>
wow benis on a blue board: http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1445220747952.png

>tfw no horny teenage boy inside me
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>>5096311
That one was free since it was my exes
But for the next one I wanna do it'll prolly be around 100$ after shipping for the costume + wig
>doing pic related
If you end up doing fem shep I think you'll end up dropping a lot more money

>>5096332
aaaaaa so big
jelly tbh
getting prog this weekend to hopefully help ; __ ;

>>5096346
G R O S S
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>>5096337
it should? pecs are just muscles, they should go away and be replaced with fat
>>
>>5096329
If you say so hon
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>>5096341

um i mean just mones in general. i've been on progesterone cycles for the past 5 months. i was on HRT off and on for a couple of years prior to this, but each time i'd only been on it for like...6 months or so on a lower dosage, and then for one reason or another i'd have to stop for like 3 months and lose all my progress. but now i'm consistently on them so i'm happy and normal again ^_^
>>
>>5096336
Wider chests.

>>5096350
>G R O S S
Respectfully disagree
>>
>>5096350
straight man pls go
>>
>>5096326
lol this is one of the songs he'd practice. i remember all those grace notes. he could never quite get it. i should send him a video of me playing this on the piano some day to piss him off.
>>
>>5096318
You need to look like a cross between Macaulay Culkin and Garth from Wayne's World to score high on the Jormy scale of intersex.
>>
so funny
but true
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1445214263777.jpg
>>
>>5096352
http://www.cdc.gov/growthcharts/data/set2/chart-07.pdf
:^)
>>
>>5096358
young Macaulay Culkin or old Macaulay Culkin?
>>
>>5096355
>>5096354
I like dicks just not that one
: ' (
>>
>>5096350

you'd be so qt as that character! i'm surprised it costs that much for it tho :/ like does that include the wig and shoes and socks?
also progesterone reaaaalllly helps bob growth tbqh

>>5096359

>tfw i thought about dicks the entire time
>>
i have been doing some excercise and now my butt hurts
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>Jocelyn's future if she does it right.
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>>5096370
That's good.
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>>5096368
Thnx !! I think fem shep really fits you too !!
Yeahh that includes wig, but not shoes/socks.
They never include shoes! It really sucks.

>>5096370
Squats??

>>5096371
C U T E
just like joce
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>>5095060
Wouldlick/10

Totally worth serving the time for.
>>
>>5096368
that's because you were a gay man and a drag queen etc etc
>>
>>5096371
>pic of qt cis girl w azn mix
have you seen joc timeline?
>>
>>5096371
show me jocelyn's future if she does it wrong
>>
>>5095060
Are those yours
Arent you like 14
This isn't fair
>>5096371
This. Isn't. Fair.
>>
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>>5096380
I got you covered fam
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>>5096367
what is so bad about that dick?
>>
>>5096388
oh sheen
>>
>>5096357
haha yeah those grace notes are a pain in the butt; but they're probably easier on the piano?
i always envy the guitar because there is much more flexibity in the instrument in regards to different sounds and tones you can create
>>5096368
text me back, lol
>>5096354
idk it looks plain and common, not exactly unappealing, but not appealing either tbh
>>
>>5096393
>wants non-standard and unique dicks
you are such a queen
you think you are any special yourself? think again
>>
>>5096270
iktf tbh
if you've been on hormones long enough try progesterone like edie said
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HASTA MAÑANA BITCHES
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>>5096388
How much does ufufu weigh?
I want her boobs.
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>>5096364
You're so short hon you're practically a midget :^)
>>
>>5096388
I'll give you a few points for this post, clever, good timing, short and to the point
>>
>>5096399
femboy and twinkgen is that way -->
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>>5096380
>>
>>5096359
Aint that the fuckin' truth
>>5096393
Not exactly gross though
>>
>>5096402
>tfw above average US male height
;_;
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl7w2Z0vGpA
this made me chuckle quite a bit
>>
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>>5096399
drink orange juice, trip as hard as possible
even if its too late now you can make an adventure out of going to the store to get it
>>
>>5096406
>almost 6ft
>200lb avg
twink, really?
>>
>>5096378

TRU

>>5096376

ye i mean i look kiiind of similar so it could work out! he's gonna build it anyways tho so hopefully it won't be tooo baddd idkkk

>>5096393

girl i did text you back!!
>>
>>5096402
>implying I'm 40
>>
>>5096402
Every sign points to me being a hon who should kill himself, what fucking reason can i find to live.
>>
>>5096399
pls pluck your eyebrows you look like a zany old professor thanx
>>
>>5096359
i can't think of a reason how come men came up with any inventions at all considering they are all horny bastards. did all male scientists have low T?
>>
>>5096402
5'10" is average height
5'8" is king of manlets
>>
>>5096397
idk, if i'm gonna put something in my mouth or my butt, the least i expect is for it to look appealing enough to but in my mouth/butt
i am special though tbh
people tell me on a regular basis how special and unique i am actually..........
>>5096413
eh
im trying to find a nice looking dick on /hm/ but dicks are kind of gross looking in general honestly
>>5096428
oh ahahahaha, i guess i missed the notification LOL
man i am so ditzy lately uggghhh
>>
>>5096424
>doesn't know about the new subset of twinks, chubtwinks
>>
>>5096443
>tfw not even 5'8"
Good thing I saw the light and transitioned instead of living manlet life.
>>
>>5096443
>tfw 5'11
just kill me ;_;
>>
>>5096359
>implying there was ever a time where it wasn't dicks
>>
>>5096443
I'm 5'5"
>>
>>5096437
Every invention ever was invented with the intent to find a new way to get off. I don't have proof of this, but I believe it nonetheless.
>>
>>5096456
wow go fuck yourself you bragging pixie whore
>>
>>5096456
and yet you are still a hon

with fat rolls
>>
I prefer this one
>>
>>5096460
>maybe she'll finally sleep with me after she sees what i've done
>>
>>5096393
complete breeze on a piano, not a problem at all. I've always thought string instruments could get the most out of a single note, mostly the violin. So many styles on a single note there. A piano can only really control the volume and spacing between notes, but hey at least we get chords AND scales with TWO hands woo
>>
>tfw I'm 6'2"
I dont really care seeing as I've met multiple cis girls who are taller than me.
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>tfw thinking back to 11 y/o
>tfw wondering if may have accidentally damaged my boyparts and saved myself from the worst of male puberty
>>
>>5096467
iirc I'm actually 170cm. My mom is taller than me. So thats kinda funny. Cursed andro life.
>>
>>5096476
what did you do elanna
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>>5096467
>literally the 0
i never hated my male body more
>>
>>5096412
Godfuckingdamn she's so pretty it literally makes me sick
>>
trip rule number 9: only passable trans may use the trip
>>
>>5096399

RIP
I
P
>>
>>5096489
Is this a new rule? Can I claim the trip of someone who has to abandon theirs?
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>>5096489
ban anons
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>>5096467
>Women with "Male" Height
I-I'm the same height as Taylor Swift okay?
>>
>>5096476
>tfw tried banding

>>5096483
Children taller than their parents is not andro, it's better diets and less inbreeding.
>>
>>5096487
hmm, no.
>>
>>5096484
Rubberbanding
Long story short, I wasn't exactly a fan of my genitals. I cut off circulation to them for an extended length of time.
>>
>>5096494
post your bobs
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>>5096487
>>5096494
Its all in the angles Caddy. You are just as pretty fam
>>
>>5096493
say that to my face not online and see what happens kid
>>
>>5096473
heh
yeah, we can also play turbo 13th chords and stuff, which is n i c e
the violin is beautiful and i love that about it
i wish piano's had vibrato i think if anything thats the one thing i'd want. i've seen modified pianos that could do stuff like that, but it just seems cumbersome, especially, with regards to incorporating it into an existing piece, you know what i mean?
>>5096474
same basically
>>5096489
do i have to stop tripping?
>>
>>5096505
taylor is a tranny-tier cis woman

she's also crazy like a tranny
>>
>>5096461
Rude

>>5096462
Trip on violette
>>
>>5096510
>tranny-tier cis woman
what does this even fucking mean?
>>
>>5096506
toronto?
>>
>>5096505
I think that's how I should get my hair cut.

>>5096510
She gives me a lot of hope actually. When I'm feeling confident I look at her and think "I bet I can do that" and I'll die trying at least.
>>
>>5096517
bexe no
Don't go looking for someone to hit you. [spoiler]I'd do it if you asked nice and told me your safe word[/spoiler]
>>
list of people i am going to strangle with my bear hon hands
- jormy
- bexe
- sad dana's fat rolls
>>
>>5096513
she looks like a tranny
>>
>>5096493
I'll fuck you up, kid
>>
make a new one
>>
>>5096532
in FIVE posts silly
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>>5096531
answer the question

>>5096521
i'd let you tbh
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>>5096484
>>5096501
I mean, I'm actually grateful if I did accidentally do that, but I've been trying to figure out for ages why some things just didn't happen to me during puberty.
- Late puberty
- Developed minimal facial hair
- Ended up with wide hips
- Had difficulty putting on muscle of any sort
- No adams apple
- Voice didn't entirely drop
I mean, I thought I might have been intersex, but a doctor ruled that out.
>>
is dana really fat?? topkek
>>
>>5096213
>tfw ribcage of the person on the left is literally the same as mine
note how it flares outwards at the front near the bottom to the point it's almost as far out as the boobs
just
like
mine

it never gets better

>>5096353
>edie looked how she did a couple of years ago without the aid of hrt
literally murder me somebody
>>
>>5096495
What does height have to do with diet? It's just because my mom is like, germanic, and my father is a mexican.
>>
>>5096508
there's enough complexity in asychronous timings and controlling the volume of each note in a chord for me to stay occupied forever
>>
>>5096538
he's a big guy
>>
>>5096539
channel your anger about it into ruthless investment banking, use your millions for good ffs, mail me the rest
>>
>>5096535
>mfw I finished the first wave of puberty (voice dropping, growth spurt, facial hair, jizz) by 11 and a half
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>5096446

lmao it's ok bby!!!!

>>5096539

this was me without any hrt in the slightest like 4-5 years ago. i was living as a woman at about 19? i just had a deeeeeep fucking voice. now mine is like tolerable and i'm on mones, so
>>
>>5096545
but I'm too mentally disabled for banking
I literally went and took the wrong dosage of spiro again this evening like a fucking idiot
even after I noticed I'd been getting it wrong for the past few days this morning
>>
>>5096547
reee indeed, edgar, my jolly good ol' chap
>>
does this thread have chill??
>>
>>5096555
You delivered chill with your dank trips
>>
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>>5096551
>>
>>5096555
No, abandon all chill ye who enter
>>
>>5096557
LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL THE GIN JOINTS IN ALL THE WORLD
>>
>>5096559
>mtwtf

pretty much how i'm feeling rn
>>
>>5096543
yeah i mean, i ENJOY that stuff, but i wish i had more stuff i could do, but i also like to play and sing, so i can do stuff with my voice that i can't do on the piano obviously which sort of makes up for it

do you only play classical stuff? or is there other stuff you enjoy playing?
>>5096555
idk but this one will >>5096548
>>
>>5096555
Yes and I brought the Netflix
>>
>>5096561
i like this

>>5096564
nice segway.
>>
>>5096567
How was annes day
>>
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>>5096563
>>
>>5096559
oh shit I meant to get one of those this weekend
fucking hell
fucking dyspraxia I fucking hate this shit
>>
>>5096574
You're tall so that's OK
It's when 5'3" cis girls want 5'10" that makes me wonder
>>
and it's 4 in the morning again out of nowhere, what the fuck? I've got work to do tomorrow D:
>>
>>5096585
Yeah I hate to be that girl but dude I really don't want to be like, bigger than you in a general sense.

Some guy just messaged me and said "We're the same height. That doesn't bother me but it might bother you" and I kind of want to say "it probably will" but I just said that if I'm not just totally larger than him then it wouldn't be a big deal.
>>
>>5096574
it's hilarious when a tranny won't date a guy who's shorter than 6 ft but also expects a guy to date her even when she is 7'11
just pointing out hypocrisy
i am not a butthurt manlet at all
really

okay i am
>>
>>5096595
ask him how much he lifts
>>
>>5096585
Wonder what?
I'm 5'4" and have only ever dated people taller, the tallest dude I dated was 6'3" and it wasn't that weird.
It just happened, not like I prefer it and the qtest guy ever that rejected me was 5'7"
he had the dreamiest eyes ;_;
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>>5096586
You mean today?
>>5096595
Kagari Ayaka is very tall. Much taller than her pet. The problem though is that trans girls aren't tall like cis girls are. Idk.
>>
just used the sentence "i know my way around a cutting board" in an email applying for a production assistant position

im so fucked
>>
>>5096601
I'm not offended when people aren't attracted to me for any reason. I don't expect people to just get over things that they're not okay with.

That file name is a joke btw. Like, yeah maybe I'd feel dysphoric from being a giant next to someone I was dating but with the right person I could get probably get over that.
>>
>>5096615
well to be fair there is more than one side and what if you cut yourself on it? nobody wants to be paying any goddamn worker's comp for your lacerated manhands
>>
>>5096629
>but with the right person
Are you only into dudes btw?
>>
>>5096654
no I've dated both men and women
>>
Reminder we're not here any more.
>>5096548
>>5096548
>>5096548
>>
>>5096548
we are here now
>>
>>5095245
>implying all those pink doors don't end in smashers too
>in the game of life no one gets out alive

why do you say that?
>>
>>5095564
Very good!
I've lost 41 pounds in two months, but I'm doing military PT with my friends. It feels good to be getting slimmer!
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