what do you want more? food or sex? can you actually have either?
please discuss
>LETS HIT 1200 POSTS?!
j/k you cant do it :,<
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>>5076108
food and sex>djinns
sorry fam
>>5077645
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHA
I like food more tbh. But only if it's delicious.
>>5077651
SHIT TASTE TBH
>>5077656
>so yummy you want them
Quality Woolworths advertising
10th for Maki voting for himself
you know how i can tell antidepressants work? because you feel terrible when you DONT take them, ahahahahaha, someone please kill me so i dont do it myself kthx
>>5077670
T-t-thank you < 3
/mtfg/, how much of a stereotypical 4chan femanon are you?
>Dyed hair
>Piercings
>Tattoos
>Interest in anime and video games
>Cosplayer
>Daddy issues
>Camwhore
>Promiscuous
>Interest in /co/ stuff
>jupiter shilling her dumb thread when the better thread gets left alone
fuck off jupes
ALRIGHT YOU QUEERS
THIS IS THE MAIN THREAD UNTIL IMAGE LIMIT
>>5077680
Literally none of that at all. What does it mean?
>>5077685
>Regularly dodges bans
>Has a dynamic IP
>Spams votes
Everyone report maki for ban evasion
>>5077688
this is why nobody likes you tbh, and you stole me/anons dumbs, so go rekt yourself or something and leave us transwomen in peace
>>5077688
The other thread will be put in a bottle until it is needed
also did I mention that you kinda remsemble CLAUDIA BLACK?
>>5077680
>Dyed hair
>Piercings
>Interest in anime and video games
>Cosplayer
>Daddy issues
former >Camwhore
I guess I'm p stereotypical after all
>>5077685
thank uu....
>>5077679
<3
>>5077670
It's true Kira is shit and deleted her from Skype.
>>5077697
do you think i c ould ever be pretty like Jeannie anon?
when i was little i wanted to be just like barba eden tbh too bad im turbo gross
>>5077685
do you have a pic I can jerk off to? other than the same one of u in the black shirt. something girly maybe?
>>5077680
>Daddy issues
Maybe.
>anime, video games, /co/ stuff, promiscuous
Loved them for awhile, but I gave that stuff up years ago for the most part.
>>5077680
I got two or three of those checked.
>>5077702
Well looking like her now isn't that much of a stretch. Baby steps mefinks.
>>5077702
Honestly I never thought you looked bad- your face is pretty; i havent seen your body but I think you are pretty 'willowy' as far as body goes so you will do good
anons seem so much more interesting than trips.
I want to friend all these anons but i have too many people on skype as it is.
>>5077705
>i can see it... she is so ugly tho ;~; just like me...
the fugg is wrong with you?
also have you seen farscape? season 1 Claudia Black was perfection
>>5077680
>Dyed hair
>Interest in anime and video games
>Cosplayer
>Daddy issues
>Camwhore
>Promiscuous
eyeeeee meannnnnnnn....
>>5077705
i was always a depressed loser and a meanie, i just cared about hiding it before bye
>>5077710
she's old and shiveled up now
and also she was small and petite before
she also has boobs/hips/waist something i dont and will probably never have..
>>5077711
nah im ugly man
i've posted my body before, i just look like any typicall tall chubby man really
>>5077717
Reported. Maybe mods seeing you brag about your ban evasion will result in something more permanent.
>>5077725
>don't think she's that pretty.. i guess it's because i'm gay and only into dudes?
Don't make me remind you of ricky boo
Oh we're over here >.> um, hi mtfg, how is everyone?
>>5077717
post it now!! and im not richard
>>5077727
why do you think we broke up? that was the reason. and i feel bad because she's the coolest.
>>5077732
im michael, but maki post a pic
>>5077717
manly physically or mentally
>>5077641
>what do you want more? food or sex?
Food please....
Who here binge eat to deal with dysphoria?
>>5077738
o.o dafaq
>>5077742
oh, well if its mental then i hope it doesn't bother you
>>5077744
it.. is a death grips reference idk I'm sleepy
and death grips keeps me awake cause noided
>>5077742
that will do, but will u post ass? i know i dont deserve it i just figured i will ask
>>5077719
>nah im ugly man
>i've posted my body before, i just look like any typicall tall chubby man really
you are not chubby- you look like you need a corset
>>5077747
Still have no idea what that is lol, but okay
>>5077670
>>5077700
This isn't true tho. I'm telling her how much I wanna lick her body atm.
>>5077680
>Tattoos
Just the one, but yeah.
>Interest in anime and video games
Yep, so much so that I make a job out of talking about games for a living.
>Daddy issues
Yep.
>>5077751
what was 4chan like in the old days? tell us a story fam
>>5077750
i am though i think photos or angles are just misleading. a corset wouldn't hurt i guess, but i dont really think it'd even do that much; my body is too fucked
>super broad shoulders
>giant ribcage
>super narrow hips
etc etc
anyway i think im gonna go to sleep so i can have more shitty dreams. next time dont lie to me anon, it isn't nice
>>5077756
I-i don't know, I've only been here for like. 6 months
>>5077753
ur way too good for me. :(
>>5077739
I don't like any of you trips tbqh.
I never hated other trans people until I came here...
>>5077740
I eat when I'm depressed. I ate like a whole 10 piece bucket of kfc with sides...
>>5077756
There were no tripfags.
S-s-so how do I look /mtfg/ ?
unsee
.cc
zodimanu
>>5077751
White boi "rap"
>>5077775
I'll slap yo shit jade
>>5077580
I'm actually surprised anyone noticed me x3
Being in the strawpoll is good enough for me tbqh
(repost from the other cause I didn't see the new one :derp:
>>5077680
>Dyed hair
nah
>Piercings
2 Check
>Tattoos
nah
>Interest in anime and video games
check
>Cosplayer
nah
>Daddy issues
hell i am together with a daddy
>Camwhore
only on skype but check
>Promiscuous
nope
>Interest in /co/ stuff
check
>>5077778
It's bad and i hate it
>>5077680
>dyed hair
Not yet...
>piercings
Soon. At least two on each ear and a septum hopefully.
>tattoos
I want like five fucking tattoos and i have zero fuck
>anime and games
Yea...
>cosplayer
Azarath metrion zinthos
>daddy issues
Like all over the place
>camwhore
No
>promiscuous
Idk anymore
>/co/ stuff?
AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS
What's my score
>>5077680
>dyed hair
yes
>piercings
soon
>tattoos
soon
>interest in anime and videogames
unhealthy interest
>cosplayer
yes
>daddy issues
yes
>camwhore
maybe one day
>promiscuous
naw
>/co/
eh
>>5077772
>me
>trip
Never! I have to much pride to trip, plus I'm not insecure and autistic tbqh.
Filter this hon!
>>5077680
>Dyed hair
Technically, yes, but it's dyed back to my natural color for the most part
>Piercings
Do getting my ears pierced count?
>Tattoos
Nuh uh
>Interest in anime and video games
Waaaaaaaaay too much of one
>Cosplayer
See above
>Daddy issues
Nope. My dad is like the coolest person ever ^^
>Camwhore
Nah
>Promiscuous
What number is considered promiscuous? I've had sex with 2 boys and 1 girl.
>Interest in /co/ stuff
I've never been to /co/
>>5077717
>No im too manly for transitioning tbh. When I was younger I considered it though tbh But looking back I wasnt as feminine as I felt at the time.
you are like a caricature of the type III tranny
>tfw playing and teasing around with jupiter
>tfw i turns out she actually doesn't like me
;~; wtf...
>>5077796
meming is a tough buisness
>>5077796
she doesnt like anyone I think
>>5077796
Allison, I'm not pleased with your non binary status
femboi
>>5077680
>Dyed hair
My hairstyle is too shitty to have colors without it being weird-looking... maybe when it's longer tho..
>Piercings
I don't like needles but probably ears ...
>Tattoos
Nope ^^
>Interest in anime and video games
Yes , but not to the point of it running my life ... I watch anime once in a while but I watch like crazy when I do ... does that mean anything ?
>Cosplayer
I'd like to but not now ...
>Daddy issues
Other than the fact he thinks it was "too easy" to come out ... not really any
>Camwhore
Nah , I like talking about -lewd- Stuff a lot (While making it seem like casual stuff ) ... but not to the point of caming ... for now x3
>Promiscuous
I tried to look it up .. couldn't understand it ... So ... I guess not ? :3
>Interest in /co/ stuff
Not much I discovered it 5 mins ago
>>5077800
i mean what should i call it? i'm obviously not trutrans mtf.
>>5077795
where can i read about those 'types' again? haven't heard those terms in forever
>>5077802
truetrans mtf here - we don't trip and we don't watch anime.
>>5077800
she's kinda in a bad mood- she has complained before about not having boobs, of being permanently andro
she is breaking apart
>>5077806
i watch a lot of anime and get boners when i wear skirts.
>>5077804
>http://avitale.com/developmentalreview.htm
Group 3 are basically agp mtfs.
>>5077802
andro suits you the best
femboi
>>5077809
oh, hm, thanks, interesting to read.
>>5077807
I don't get why she even posts here tbh
Such a negative bitch
She should just Fuck off around this time
>>5077813
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>>5077809
>was actually curious to what you meant
>AGP
Great meme
Why are all mtf tripfags hons?
>missed bus because my alarm didn't go off
At least I'm only missing statistical method which is my easiest class & it's only a 1 hour class too
>>5077813
Oi you stop that
>>5077817
There is some truth to every meme maki.
>>5077818
>>5077821
Im sorry I guess no one noticed Im just gonna go to sleep :<
>>5077813
if anything ufu is more negative than her
>>5077823
I saw it if you posted the pic
idk, very smooth skin omg
night fam
>>5077580
some mug voted for me. what a melt.
Anyone have a song to their transition or whatever?
https://youtu.be/j21l4LEtHbA
When i was breaking up with my ex to transition she told me this song made her think of how it must have felt for me to be trans, going through school and not feeling right. I showed her the band so i think she sorta associates them with me all the time anyways, but i took the thought to heart.
>>5077820
>truth in every meme
But seriously reading that shit freaked me out. This shits weird I feel weird reading shit like that.!
I'm going to bed goodnight
Im going to stop shitposting here I need tranny ideas out of my head
I had a small out of body experience that I've only had high before.
That shits weird im out. fuggin cis girls only now
>>5077830
hot chip's pretty cool
don't know the song, but i'm going to listen
i have a lot of songs important to me, but i guess when high school started i listened to some pretty sad stuff when it hit me again, hard that i was trans
Who is the most positive trip?
>>5077833
Uhhh elfie or kit tbh
>>5077833
kuroneko or dollface followed by raifu and circe
>>5077834
This
>>5077835
dollface, newfags
>>5077809
it says nowhere in there that group threes are AGP
all it says is that they try their hardest to make themselves seem more masculine until they eventually break down
nearly everyone in this thread falls under group three unless there's someone here who transitioned at like 5
>>5077833
Circe is the only real answer.
>>5077838
what if you knew and weren't hateful towards your transness and just spend your early years acting bare minimum boylike then showed ur mom ur ranma magazines when u turned 18 ??
>>5077839
anons are voting for you to spite trips, kek
>>5077838
>it says nowhere in there that group threes are AGP
I never said it didn't anon. The author never really uses the word autogynephilia but she does however describe group 3 in the same way as Blanchard does for agp mtfs and she even says that they masturbate to relieve gender depression.
Nope a lot of people could fall under group one like myself. You don't have to start at age five to be in group one. She just says that usually group 1 mtfs start young, young could mean from age 5 to age 20.
>>5077833
Sheen.
>>5077838
>Group Three, cloistered gender dysphoric boys, often combine excessive masturbation with an increase in secret cross-dressing activity to release anxiety.
>Jenna (age 43) spoke fondly of the delight she experienced as a boy when she would find something of her mom's in the dirty clothes' hamper in the bathroom. Two others in the group laughingly agreed that they too took many a trip to the bathroom for the same reason
>Cloistered (G3) gender dysphoric boys appear to others and even to themselves to be heterosexual...
>Significantly, unlike other boys, their dating motives are markedly different...
>The fantasy is not to make love to her but to actually be her.
I dunno, it sounds pretty agp
>>5077833
Hmm, probably circle or dolly.
>>5077850
>sheen
you don't realize what positive means right?
>>5077830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1AOoHSijIk
nearly every verse resonates with me
>>5077837
Doolface is two-faced though and not very nice in person or if you get to know her well. She's a selfish vain catty bitch tbqh. That nice appearance is fake and all she comes here for is literally to brag, get attention and have her ego stroked, and to promote her web cam business.
>>5077852
While I don't think you are the most positive shell I DO think you are one of the nicest trips.
>>5077850
Nah mate, that chick is negative as fuck...
It's like every other day she talks about ending herself
>>5077742
did you shave your beard?
>>5077851
>The fantasy is not to make love to her but to actually be her
Agp pretty much.
>>5077742
Maki who is your favorite trip?
>>5077838
I really just don't want to read that
I don't need that kind of information or thoughts in me. Its weird 3s too weird
Im out I have to focus on my goals last thing I need is tranny shit in my head fuck. Im neglecting my navy overachieving and reading that tranny shit. Too real.
>>5077849
>>5077851
The three I read was just about hiding your femininity and living in repression. That AGP stuff is retarded.
>>5077844
It's just that im so popular
>>5077854
I love it Daddy thank you so bunch <3
>>5077861
No that was an old picture
>>5077862
isnt that how a lot of mtfs are
chase/date girls and live through em
i've never dated but it doesn't seem so ridiculous to envy your partner/live through em a bit. what else would mtfs do dating a girl pretransition?
>>5077866
>too real to confront the truth
>>5077859
Aww thankyou so much :)
>>5077860
>chick
>she
Kill:
Dollface
Ufufu
Jocelyn
eleri
Pookie
Caddy
Circe
French
umaru
/mtfg/ would be saved
>>5077856
when will this meme die?
>>5077866
thank you
>>5077851
>well known and respected gender therapist who has over 20 years exp with trans people
>member of the DSM
>basically describes her lesbian/bi patients as agp
>trans people deny any of this and claim agp doesn't exist
When you think about it that way it does seem like a conspiracy to hide the truth about trans people...
>>5077856
she's narcisstic, and I don't agree with her, but it's her life.
I've argued with her in the past.
And she doesn't go too far unless you push her.
She doesn't have patience nor the maturity yet though.
But she has a positive attitude, and is helpful to anyone.
And she's all over lgbt, unlike circe.
>>5077838
>>5077849
Age has very little to do with it. You could be type 1 and 40 or type 3 and 15. The theory is about personality and approach to transition. Being young doesn't mean you're extreme feminine and being old doesn't mean you're extreme masculine that wants to be cured of trans. The age is only correlational but not a casual variable.
>>5077862
Good thing I'm straight now
>>5077868
>what else would mtfs do dating a girl pretransition?
I dunno, have a normal relationship like a normal person?
>>5077877
Agp is silly because people like to apply it to any girl who likes girls, even though theres plenty of straight girls who obviously fetishise being a woman
>>5077873
Nah I played with em earlier and she didn't say my name so~~
you're legitimately very nice and posi
>>5077874
One day people will stop bitching at each other and learn to have constructive conversation instead of a 24/7 internet popularity contest
>>5077884
>even though theres plenty of straight girls who obviously fetishise being a woman
Not really jormy....
good thing your a straight girl now huh?
>>5077892
>Not really jormy....
Have you read some of the things kayla or feefs post?
>>5077884
this is true. i'm a straight mtf and i'm pretty agp.
oh wait fuck nevermind i'm a femboy... i forgot we went over this.
>>5077892
>actually believing this despite all the evidence to the contrary
>probably even believing lesbians look like ugly men and all straights pass flawlessly as super models
>>5077895
I thought you were a pansexual fish
>>5077890
>constructive conversation
I can't recall a single time you've added anything of value or said anything intelligent here (that's not drug or music related)
>>5077883
>>5077887
Oh, well if you both insist >////<
Btw, Jocelyn, add me next time your on. ign: Irisene
>>5077893
>implying kayla is really a straight girl or even trans
lol Kayla is just one fucked up person. idk about feefs though, what did they say?
>>5077893
That's just how females are you wouldn't understand because you're transbian.
hi all
how is everyone today?
>>5077897
>evidence
I'll wait.
oh and yeah usually straight trans do pass and look prettier then lesbian trans. They put more effort in their appearance. :p
>>5077868
I never understood the whole living through thing. Someone explained it to me since im a chaser I guess but I don't think chasers do that. I think MOST of them at least the ones here are just really beta.
Irl the people I've talked to that were into trans likedc dressing up as girls and was beta.
I just went off disproving my own point.
>>5077876
Who's next daddy?
>>5077873
Elf youre still one of my favorite trips. Im surprised you still like me though I can get pretty mean when people attack me
>>5077865
My favorite trip I don't have any. Its always who im flirting with but im not interested in anyone right now.
The guy that came on my picture is first place :^)
But really the ones I like are the plug crew. You know who you are.
In no specific order
>tfw got kindred
>tfw not as fun as diana
wow what a waste of ip
>>5077904
Two fucked up people and there are more straight trips that sometimes act like they have a fetish.
You would think that living by a highway with a parallel rail line where trucks and trains regularly come through at full speed would make it easier to put yourself under one or the other but it doesnt
>>5077904
Kayla is pretty messed up...I've always had my doubts about her.
>>5077908
i will. also erin there was a poll for favorite otps and they didnt put in allierin. what a shame...
>>5077909
As evidenced by all the unpassing straight trans that know jack shit about clothes and makeup.
>>5077912
>two alleged fucked up straight trans girls = a lot
I'm not sure it works like that anon. I don't get how a straight trans would act like they have a fetish for being a woman either. That's only lesbian and bisexual trans tbqh.
>>5077893
kayla is so obviously a fetishist if you look at her lingerie pix and the cringe clothes she's into
you can take the girl out of cd, but you can't take the cd out of the girl
it's funny when she's critical of les trans girls
>>5077908
! erin hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
>>5077907
hi. hm i don't think I am that nice compared to some of the girls here. i try to be though!
>>5077906
Hey hey kit how is you
>>5077921
You're really rolling hard now. I haven't seen you name any of these lesbian fetishists yet.
>>5077910
i like you maki
>>5077904
feefs posts mostly stuff like "aren't these clothes cute? imagine what it would be like to have a big strong man fuck you in them"
>>5077915
They WHAAAAT??
Wow I guess we'll just have to take our relationship to somewhere where it'll be appreciated huh?
>>5077923
Kit
No you probs are the nicest person here for real though?? I think you're nicer than me at least lol, cause I sometimes get mad at people here like maki or marathon and say mean stuff, but I've never seen you say anything like that at all to anyone
>>5077932
ya ok
ill go back to high school and become open and get called fag even more
cya
>>5077907
you're right, drugs and music are vital trans topics and definitely are constructive conversation topics
you should get a dictionary
>>5077931
Meanwhile we have lily posting about how great it would be to dress up as a guy...
I may have hate squeezed my tinkler way too hard and now there are red spots everywhere on its foreskin and it stings. Will I die now?
>>5077933
That's good! I am currently in the middle of lewd activities
>>5077927
lalalilly
faye
wbt
lain
eleri
insomnia
Sydney
sonic
sage
kara
etc etc etc...
You were saying?
>>5077931
>"aren't these clothes cute? imagine what it would be like to have a big strong man fuck you in them"
That doesn't sound like agp at all tbh. That's just a female sexuality. So based on that "evidence" feefs doesn't sound agp to me.
Try again transbian, we all aren't like you guys.
>>5077932
You're wrong and have no evidence to back it up. Most of the lesbian trips are cute as fuck and then you have straight trips like Oddish, Sheen, Kayla, Feefs to name a few.
>be bi
So what does that make me?
>>5077947
Half of hem don't post here and some only talk about dick.
>>5077893
>>5077904
>>5077912
>>5077914
>>5077922
s-stop bullying kayla you bullies
>>5077947
Sonics not a transbian
Just a man hater
>>5077947
>that anon who convinced himself I'm a dyke
chaser plz go
>>5077947
faye is bi
so is sonic
fair call on the rest
>>5077952
Whatever the person arguing for/against wants you to be at the time
>>5077950
You're not I think we talked like over a month ago?? Also I was on the plug a lot and I think you were there. I am the girl who prefers ATDI to TMV soooo.... IDK there is not a huge amount to remember me by I guess? I don't think you're that girl I think its more like I don't really talk about myself or just find other people more interesting I guess.
>>5077951
SURE if you say so
ERIN, THE BEST
Is this SWG trolling again?
>>5077967
Too be honest the only fetishist on here that I've noticed is cheska
I don't get the transbian hate- most mtfs identify lesbian/lean lesbian
>>5077948
>str8
oddish wants anna
sheen crushed on a trip
kayla is psycho, pass
feefs was a porno fag
>>5077967
>she was mean to me and doesn't want to ride my stick, this is totally AGP
>implying feefs' ultra-basic forced fem-grade taste is somehow not fetishism
Just because I have standards doesn't mean I don't like men, swg/maki/other chaser flavor of the day
>>5077969
Go hug a tree hippy
>>5077970
if not him, some other chaser butthurt that we're not all lining up to suck their pity-offered dick
>>5077977
>tfw I fell for the FoTM chaser
>>5077980
Anyone would turn lesbian with chasers like you around m80
>>5077977
>thinking I'm a chaser because I called you a transbian
kek I'd rather shoot myself in the face then date a trans girl...especially a hon like you. Keep dreaming though.
>>5077974
>sheen crushed on a trip
kira doesn't have a trip though
>trips supporting each other
>anons using their anon to have meta intelligent debates over a topic without including someones authority or power controlling it
Ladies. This is how it's supposed to be
>Tfw group 3 agp ladyboy femboi lover
>>5077983
That was pretty savage fam
>>5077983
to be fair you are going through puberty
>>5077988
We'd all appreciate this.
>>5077987
Most transbians are tranny chasers tbqh.
>>5077983
>tfw I know about chasers from direct personal experience
>>5077995
trip on maki
>>5077994
We'd all appreciate if you jumped in front of a dump truck eleri.
>>5077995
If transbians date girls because they want to be their gf, why would they date a trans girl? They don't need to fantasize about being trans if they already are...
>>5077983
Who was it Maki?
>>5077981
Omigosh, I just might ;-; Them is some harsh words jormy
>>5077983
You're way too cute for him to begin with. Glad you didn't diddle his skittle.
>>5077998
>we
beta orbiters don't count
>>5077995
This is true, like almost every trans lesbian I've met has chased after trans girls before and after transition.
Chasers get out!
>>5077988
We're all rooting for you to make the right decision.
>>5077976
>is prob a result of something
It's actually a very simple equation.
Straight beta male + anime + tfw no gf = transbian. Or in the case of transbians on mtfg they're straight men with forced feminization fetishes
>>5077999
they want someone who understands their struggle and feels
>>5078003
tfw when you have a terrible crush on popular trip
tfw when you can't help but act like a beta orbiter
tfw you hope the crush will pass sooner then later
>tfw experiencing Caddy love
It's a good feel mtfg
>>5077999
Transbians are just straight men. Since they're both straight men it makes them gay men. But gay men can't be AGP so they're trutrans. It's called the transbian paradox.
>>5078006
LOL
thanks doc
>>5078013
Please do! Both you and Caddy are completely adorable! <3
>>5078011
>Transbians are the biggest chasers why can't they just go for cis women?
because cis lesbians see them as straight men. It's ok for a transbian to hit on a trans girl though because girls pure desu. kek
>>5078018
^3^ y-you too
>>5077990
maki i really like you.
>>5078012
But if they're turning themselves into a woman already, why would they need to project their feelings onto someone else? Its like stopping in the middle of sex because you want to watch porn instead
>>5078014
2deep4me
Eleri is a tranny chasing old hon.
>>5078009
No they wouldn't care about what anon said on a transgender imageboard.
I really want to bury the hatchet though fam
>>5078021
You, Caddy, Kira, and I will have to have to go on double dates, play mmos, and stuff together ^-^
If you're straight you can be as much of a fetishist as you like. Masturbate to handbags and heels all day long. You will always be perfect and a normal woman even with your glorified bimbofication and slutty clothes.
If you're lesbian you can't even watch anime or put on a cute dress.
These laws are final.
Anyway, morning thread, how is everyone
>>5078025
>But if they're turning themselves into a woman already, why would they need to project their feelings onto someone else?
Because double the pleasure, duh. They now have themselves to get off to AND another trans girl. score!!
>>5077990
so is that an admission that you are trans?
>>5078031
All non passing transbian hons.
>>5078032
>implying any straight trans here do this
Nice try transbian, we aren't buying it though.
>mfw everything in my life lately
mtfg what nice things are going on with you lately? anything making you happy?
>>5078031
Heck yeah!
>>5078029
I'd prefer you leave
>>5078027
Sorry anon. Is it raifu? I've noticed she's very non responsive too, tho i figure when someone doesn't talk to me it's because they don't like me. Which is reasonable.
>>5078009
But seriously if you ever want to have a 1on1 where we air our grievances no anon
Just mev and you ill be down I apologize for everything I really do. I don't feel good about how everything turned out between us even though were just tripfags on 4chan
I think we both got pretty out of hand probably moreso me but I really want to end this grudge between us two legitimately
Like im serious just a one on one where you ventv and ill listen. I don't even dislike you at all tbh
>>5078040
You know the answer to this already. I'm glad you're doing well though.
>>5078040
I've been coming more to terms with the changes HRT is bringing. Pic related, bobs are actually worth mentioning now. Also skin has been getting softer and my face changed drastically.
>>5078043
I'd prefer you leave
>>5078048
Why?
No-one else has a problem with me right now
>>5078040
>cute guy I was after hasn't been replying to my messages, worried it's because I told him I'm trans
Or he might be busy since he's moving halfway across the country (it's not like we can have a date while he's still in BC) but yeah.
Also idk, getting closer to srs and shit is a positive feel I guess.
>>5078040
>always posts about herself in a bragging manner
See this is why we don't like you...like cool your have everything your life is so great, do you really have to rub it in our faces everytime you come here?
10/10 bait
So virgin media upgraded our internet speed last night. Idk...still seems to slow.
MTFG speedtest?
>>5078054
Agreed, I wish that annoying attention whoring bitch would just die. Fuck off already and don't come back if your life is soooo perfect.
>trolls lesbians as ugly hons or straight men
>trolls dollface as just a gay man
It's all chasers
>>5078061
She wouldn't have anyone to feed her ego if she left this place. Just ignore stupid gay man.
add this dude to skype from lol...
he thinks im a girl from my username and skype pic...
kill me fam.
just murder me.
>>5078062
>blames chasers or maki for everything
This meme needs to die.
>>5078057
Who is it?
>>5078034
What kind of logic is that? Do you want to watch your boyfriend fuck someone else so you can get off to that too?
>>5078059
My speed is fine but my ISP recently added a data cap or something which really pissed me off since I'd never had one before. I should probably call them and ask about it but I'm lazy.
>>5078065
>implying there's a distinction
>>5078065
Fine it's all non transition hons.
>>5078064
... is he cute?
>>5078064
why can't you be accepted as the man that you are?
>>5078068
They get off on watching their boyfriend be the man they could never be.
>>5078069
I couldn't live with a data cap, between 6 of us, this month so far, we've downloaded over a terabyte of data.
>>5078066
Do you think I like getting my cock made fun of randomly by you? Ive taken so much more shit than you this past month and im still positive.
Cmon you're not even ugly cheer up babe. If you actually killed yourself id feel really sad
>>5078075
I'm the only one that downloads much of anything in my house but yeah, it's awful. I think they said it was capped at like 250gb in the email they sent. North american ISP shilling is such an injustice.
>>5078059
I miss uni internet speeds, at least I'm the only one who uses it in this house
>>5078086
It is enough for the most part. But I managed to go over it somehow.
>>5078087
Is she on right now anon?
Should i call a suicide hotline? Will they tell me anything i haven't already heard, or will they just try in vain to get an ambulance out her to pump my stomach?
>>5078076
I know all your feels. I soak in them when not considering suicide.
>>5078079
I'd prefer you leave
>>5078086
>no fucking way...flatmate im totally meant to fuck lives near there
its so sad that you cucked him with your new bf
he probably posted on r9k about it
how are things going with new bf?
>>5078090
I have before, they were really nice and helpful. I would if I were you
>>5078090
>will they just try in vain to get an ambulance out her to pump my stomach
what did you do
>>5078095
Its okay...he's not my flatmate tho ;-; wish it was tbh
Also he gets mad at dysphoria/mood swings. I dont think he can handle dating a transgirl.
>>5078090
Call an ambulance girl if you're hurt I don't want your death on my conscience
Im sorry I really am
Please be ok I don't want you hurt
Ill leave if my presence makes you want to literally die.
>>5078102
Did you know i live two hours away from any hospitals?
>>5078090
Oddish, don't kill yourself, you retard. You have reasons to live. You too can find love some day.
>>5078105
oddish please vomit or something
please
>>5078105
It's a good thing it takes significantly more than two hours.
>>5078106
Let it all out. You can tell us who and talk to us about her. We're your friends here.
>>5078105
Why are doing this because of a small dick chaser that flirts with trannies all day?
Please get help if you're serious
Im sorry
Tell me where you live and ill call right now.
Or tell booger orv something
i hope oddish does die given that she actually had a pretty good chance of making it but was one of those idiots that dismissed any positive comments as "hugboxing"
fuck you cunts that actually have a chance but throw it away. die and rot, i'm glad of it
Morning all.
Oddish stop crying for attention. Go get some help.
>>5078105
Even though you annoy the fucking piss out of me I hope you're not actually committing suicide. I was recently researching death by sleeping pills (if that's what you're trying) and apparently they make them much safer nowadays so, like, vomit or start driving to a hospital now so you don't die, you'll probably be fine.
>>5078116
I don't know, I'm still waiting for Brassard to get back to me. It takes him like a month though.
>>5078090
I love you oddish im sorry
You don't have to forgive me just survive for me ._.
>>5078111
>tell us who and talk to us about her. We're your friends here
kek, you faggots can be awful and the trolls are so bad I'll stay anon forever
it's still entertaining here though
mtfg what do you do when you go see a guy friend you crush hard on, make him stuff, give him presents, go out to dinner, he lets you wear his hoodie because it's cold, cuddle, but he gets weirded out when he catches you smelling his man smell when hugging and when you leave it's kinda awkward. i'm pretty sure he doesn't like me the way i like him.
>tfw crying on the train home
>tfw it feels like teenage heartbreak but i'm 26 and not a cute girl but a mannish freak
>tfw stupid bitch
only becoming a cocksleeve fucktoy will kill these feels
>>5077641
Food > sex
>>5078122
I apologize and cry and tell him what our friendship means to me, then he laughs and pats my head and gives me a hug
>>5078120
Good job, maki. You killed oddish. I hope you're proud of yourself, you degenerate.
Is it a bad idea to waist train?
RIP Oddish
killed by maki's presence
>>5078090
Please don't commit suicide, my sister attempted suicide and the call I got from her when she told me she was going to die was the hardest thing that's happened to me, dysphoria and all. Don't do that to the people around you.
>>5078105
Oddish please don't die
You're a good person and I love you
>>5078129
idk I'm doing it
go for it fam just be careful
>>5078143
I was going to do it anyway, I was just curious about how bad it damages you.
>>5078147
but you still want people to call you a girl some of the time to justify your transition?
>>5078150
idk maybe. i hate when my family uses female pronouns tbqh. it makes me uncomfortable because i dont see myself as a girl and i know they are just being nice.
>>5078148
Not that much. It moves things around but like, unless you go for super tightlacing it shouldn't be worse than most things.
I kinda want to resume doing it tbh.
>>5078150
Psychology is a hell of a drug
>>5078153
Cool, thanks for the info.
so I met with a trans girl Ive been talking to via okc today. She's real nice and we had a great chat.
she did say I was really cute and asked if I might be more romantically interested as well. I said yes I may be but I'll just have to see how it goes.
The thing is though she was genuinely a really nice person and it would be great to have someone to talk to who can really understand all the trans things and what goes with it. I think she has an Italian background (or something similar) and I've never really been attracted to people like that before. She isn't ugly or anything and passes fine.
So yeah she would make a really good friend but im a bit unsure if I should try for more then that. I have been really lonely for a long time and a relationship with her could work well for a while but not long term I think.
and finally I get to the million dollar question. Do I take the chance knowing I might end up hurting her even if its not intentionally or just become good friends that may have a bit of tension present?
and yes while trans girl + trans girl = gay in anyway you think about it I am open to trying, I have no idea what sexuality I will end up with.
>>5078152
I get that tbh
my family calls me she, her etc but they only do it out of politeness and it makes me want to die for putting them through my crazy brain
When you chose/will choose your name are you making it a female version of your birth name or are you going for something completely different?
>>5078160
i'm glad you get what i'm saying anon.
a lot of people just think im a self hating sadposter. ;~;
>>5078152
I hate when my mom tries to be polite and use female pronouns because I know she doesn't see me that way
I've preemptively given up on my parents accepting me, which is why I still plan to move way away
>>5078119
:c still that's exciting for u!! brassard does good work
>>5078122
trust me guys think it's weird even when they do like you. like every guy i've ever dated was like o..ok... lmao
if he doesn't like you he doesn't deserve you imo
>>5078129
no
>>5078159
>lonely
>not long-term
if you're prepared for it to end badly then why not? gl fam
>>5078163
that's rough
I'd just be ok with them referring to my boy name b/c that's how they've always known me
I prefer they be honest with me rather then pretend
hopefully with time, they'll accept me
>>5078163
my mom accepts me...
but i don't think she REALLY thinks that i'm a girl.
and like it fucks my shit up when people who knew me before transitioning use female pronouns because i know they don't think i'm a girl no matter how openminded they may be.
i wish people just called me whatever.
i have older family members that call me heather but use male pronouns. i have people who still call me my birth name. i think it's fine.
getting called my birth name never makes me cringe...
Get a load of this coward
Still alive btw
>>5078169
>coward
>not dead
You're pretty goddamn strong you know
>>5078169
attention whoring game strong
TRANSTHONY GENDERTANO HERE!!!
>>5078169
For once im happy to see you
You do know that when you actually commit suicide nobody is going to take you seriously
I want to be brutally mean to you right now but naw glad you're safe ill be nice
>>5078176
This is the only relationship I understand to be honest
>>5078169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODkVkpaVQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lalexosgwUk
>>5078190
EAT SHIT ODDISH!!!
If he told you to eat shit you better eat it. Sexthony Mantano is god!
>>5078190
You're an idiot oddish
>drinking bleach to get some random tripfag you'll never meet to leave
>>5078190
>I drank bleach, got sick, puked it up,
You should probably still call an ambulance by the way
And I mean it, please do
You may have survived but you still need some help
>>5078195
You should probably leave
>>5078190
oh shit nigga you drank bleach?
jesus christ... oddish pull yourself together.
>>5078187
Legit can we talk about how batman returns is tim burtons best movie? That said, this scene didnt need a cutaway.to the exterior shot every other line. But it's better when you've watched the entire movie, its part of the build up.
>>5078195
How egotistical can you actually get
I'm trying to kill myself because living us miserable. You're just annoying and you make mtfg worse.
>>5078190
>Who knows, maybe I'll still die
it's a real possibility :(
If you drink bleach, it oxidizes or burns tissues in your mouth, esophagus, and stomach. According to the NIH (National Institutes of Health), it can cause nausea, chest pain, lowered blood pressure, delirium, coma, and potentially death.
What Should You Do If Someone Drinks Bleach?
If you suspect someone has ingested bleach, you should contact Poison Control immediately. One possible effect from drinking bleach is vomiting, but it is not advisable to induce vomiting because this can cause additional irritation and damage to tissue and may put the person at risk of aspirating bleach into the lungs. First aid (from the Arizona Poison and Drug Information Center) typically includes giving the affecting person water or milk to dilute the chemical.
Note that highly diluted bleach can be another matter entirely. It is common practice to add a small amount of bleach to water to make it potable.
The concentration is enough that the water has a slight chlorine (swimming pool) smell and taste and it may lead to a slightly upset stomach, but it should not cause burning or difficulty swallowing. If it does, the concentration of bleach very likely is too high.
If immediate first aid is administered, most people recover from drinking bleach (sodium hypochlorite poisoning). However, the risk of chemical burns, permanent damage, and even death is present.
>>5078198
Maybe I should
Getting someone to drink bleach is pretty awesome tho tbh
Ive already bullied one other person where they did the same exact thing as you. Just a cheap bitch way to get sympathy
Maybe ill leave
Everyone was having fun today though
I don't want a death on my hands and you should still call the ambulance
>>5078212
you are a straight up terrible person
ohhhhhhh mtfg do i have a story to tell you!
>>5078205
oddish wtf... i'm sorry but i have no respect for people who want to throw their lives away like that. whatever happen to being sisters and making movies? wtf fam??? you're going to kill yourself and never be apart of that?
have you even tried meds yet?
do you not see how fucked up this all is?
>>5078216
I like anna story time
>>5078212
>being this autistic
I was going to call you a psychopath but that would be disrespectful to them given that they at least follow through with their vile impulses. You just hide behind a computer shit-posting.
>>5078205
Please still call an ambulance you need medical treatment
>>5078223
if oddish drank enough to require medical attention they wouldn't be posting selfies
>>5078228
if she drank enough to vomit it back up she is in trouble, she just bleached her aesophagus and stomach
it will scab over and then, get infected and she will die
>>5078217
I told you I'm weak. If i thought there was anyway i ever get my chance to make movies things would be different. But I've failed in life at everything I've ever tried. I'm tired. I don't wanna try so hard anymore, or pretend to be optimistic about everything when it's plain to see I've got nowhere to go but down.
>>5078228
I didnt drink a lot. I had to dilute it just to get it down. I feel shit but i dont think I'm dying.
>>5078228
I don't want any should-haves-could-haves to worry about
Oddish could have done permanent damage and needs help, no matter if she's feeling "better"
>>5078231
that's the mental illness talking. get on some pills and come back here when you're better.
you'll look back and cringe at these posts. believe me. i told mtfg i was going to kill myself once too.
>>5078231
>I had to dilute it just to get it down
How much did you dilute it
>>5078234
and here's the post
>>5078241
did you actually attempt?
also you are so much better then that alison
>>5078234
>you'll look back and cringe at these posts.
this so much
>>5078242
nope. but i attempted twice before that post and was hospitalized both times. i know im better than that. that was a long time ago. meds and therapy have helped a ton.
>>5078250
I don't need exact measurements but I'm guessing less than 1/4?
>>5078246
Cringy as fuck but I have a lot of respect for you for admiting it and realizing you are in a better place now. Hope it all works out for you in the end.
>>5078222
There's a reason I have nobody in my life.
>>5078213
No shit
But whatever oddish said it had absolutely nothing to do with me whatsoever so she's right. It had nothing to do with me so I have no reason to feel guilty if anything bad happens to her.
I probably have a mental illness also but I don't give a shit tbh fuck this planet maybe ill try to be Christian again.
Im not going to post here though again unless to check in with people and maybe a random anon shitpost here and there.
Oddish your bleach washed away my sins and cleansed this board of the Maki charicature. If you don't die just know that killed the most important part of this board...Maki.
The Maki character is dead.
Goodnight everyone :^)
>>5078254
yeah it is cringy. and i am glad that i'm in a better place too. i hope oddish gets there someday.
Does anyone have a list of trips who have NOT threatened to suicide? I feel like that would be a short list.
>>5078231
Jade please help yourself!
I wish so so much that there was something I could do to help, just anything at all
Is there anything I or anyone else here can do?? Even just to make you feel a bit better right now
>>5078241
Omg I didn't realize heathen was you, dang
I feel rly dumb now
And I'm really sorry you went through all that but I'm so glad you're still here cause I never would've been able to be your friend otherwise
>>5078257
>There's a reason I have nobody in my life.
you let your dysphoria feed your hate and push people away
>>5078252
Honestly does it matter
Either it was less than a fourth and I'll live, or it was more and I'll cya. Either way you're in a position if helplesness. So lets just talk about movies.
I think batman returns is better than all the nolan movies, because it perfectly balances that amount of melodrama that made the comics so great. It's also just got awesome set pieces and all that gothic shit is perfect and devito was born to be the penquin. I still don't like the catwoman suit tho.
>>5078257
Now this is cringey.
>>5078259
Do you mean who hasn't threatened suicide here or who hasn't threatened in general?
>>5078257
>I like, totally dont even care dood, fuck the world man, i dont even like feel empathy, im too hardcore for it!
you're literally a walking fedora
are you fucking 15 years old?
Grow up, it's not cute or funny to be an edgy faggot. In the real world acting like that will likely end up in someone snapping your neck.
>>5078267
not that is really matters either way.
you have 15 seconds to name a likeable trip
protip, you can't.
>>5078272
caddy is pretty likeable from what I've seen
>>5078272
circe
E
caddy
sheen
>>5078246
The worst is the endless face-to-faces with relatives as people hear about it.
>>5078265
>Either way you're in a position if helplesness.
You will end up calling an ambulance assuming you're telling the truth.
>melodrama
It's generally a terrible genre that numbs you too quickly by piling on more and more horror until all subtlety is lost. Batman Returns keeps it on a personal level but goes a bit too heavy handed at times. Like half of Tim Burton's stuff it gets a bit cringey.
Popularity contests are so fucking dumb. Everyone just votes for the most passable trips anyway. It's all based on appearance.
>>5078279
Um excuse me, I vote for myself, not based on appearance.
>>5078280
have you dyed your hair black yet so you are completely moko?
>>5078277
I have to leave for great falls in two hours anyways, and then its two hours to get there. Calling an ambulance at this point is wasteful.
Tim burton usually sucks imo i only like a handful of his movies. But batman returns is the only live action batman movie that feels like batman to me. Everything else is some hollywood adaptation thats sorta batman.
>>5078285
Nah, I'd look trash with black hair. I might try dying my hair though once my natural blondness finally fades completely away
>>5078289
idgi
>>5078291
Never mind I'm stupid
>>5078277
I attempted suicide in 2012 and kept it secret despite me being hospitalised and going to a mental hospital for a few days and having daily in-home visits from mental health people for weeks afterwards. my parents were out of the country and never knew. I ended up telling my mother a few weeks ago when talking about other stuff, she knew something happened, i told her and I've never seen anyone cry like that. i feel so terribly guilty about it. it's heartbreaking.
>>5078299
hitler who is your fav trip?
>>5078272
circe
nane
jenna
>>5078299
I liked batman forever most when i was 13 too. Fun fact: batman forever came out the week i was born.
>>5078265
Oddish you're an idiot and you fucked up bad
But from your attitude, you're going to be approximately alright, so don't do it again
>>5078311
Didn't fuck up enough imo -edgy-
I'm gonna watch suburbia. I remember really enjoying this movie.
>>5078316
Go for it
Hello
I couldn't really sleep much :/
>>5078320
sleep deprivation is just weakness leaving your body.
>>5078323
Yeah but after major surgery, I need all the sleep I can get
>>5078299
i like batman forever because of kiss from a rose
>>5078190
That's not how drinking bleach works unless you had like a teaspoon of it.
Oddish, you're obviously quite damaged, please go seek help. People here tolerate you because you're mtf but some of us can tell fakers a mile away.
Which doesn't mean you don't need or deserve help, but fake internet suicides get old fast.
>>5078331
and you like FF8
you have the best taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM
>>5078323
Sleep deprivation is literally the worst.
Sup ladies?
>>5078341
I hope this is sarcasm.
Ff 8 is sooooooo bad
>>5078355
sooooo bad like the powerglove
where bad is good
>>5078341
thanks, ur right i do have good taste
>>5078361
hey ufu how are you!?
>>5078355
Isn't ff8 just underrated because followup to ff7?
>>5077580
>no votes
:^)
I'm not surprised though honestly, I'm still new
Also good morning all! Got a busy day today. Gonna be helping my FtM friend get over to Planned Parenthood for gender therapy! TRANSITION BUDDIES!
>>5078368
>4 votes
fuck off
>>5078367
it is
>>5078331
>Seal
I'd forgotten that song was from there tbh
Is jade dead
>>5078381
is he cute though
>>5078367
No
The mechanics are terrible.
Story is meh.
It's baby's first jrpg
>>5078394
>tfw you had a ftm transition buddy but you don't really talk anymore
look in mirror this morning
"maybe I could pass in a moonfaced kirsten dunst sort of wa-" nope
also
tfw started transition too late
>>5075561
>>5078394
>tfw if you'd started transition in 2012 and not pussied out you'd have a ftm transition buddy
he has a sweet beard like i grew when i was 18 after i had my T shots, he's so gorgeous ugh kill me
>>5078402
you look pretty good, your hair grows fast. idk what you worry about, facewise tbh. you're going to be fine.
>>5078402
also, what the FUCK should I do with my hair?
>>5078409
yeah except I'm a pussy bitch and scared of surgery
>>5078412
eh, hair doesn't look bad at all in that pic actually.
>tfw drank too much tequila and passed out ~6 hours early
>have no idea what to do being awake so early
>>5078401
I wish I had a transition buddy. Even tho they're probably progress way faster than me.
>>5078402
>tfw started transition too late
iktf
Although I think you'll be fine, even if you can't see it. Your face reminds me a lot of one of my teachers from school.
>tfw meet cute boy at work
>tfw he goes out of his way to talk to me
>tfw I find out he likes animu
>that horribly depressing feel when I realize that if I were to get with him, I would have to tell him I'm trans and I don't want to risk being outed at work
I like my new job and have met so many nice people there and I don't want to ruin what I have going by outing myself, potentially fucking everything up. It's not fair ;_;
>>5078422
thanks for the reminder that it never gets better and that as fortunate as one might be being trans is still an absolute, life ending shit
>>5078407
Ahh thats lame
>>5078415
>tfw had 2
>both started around the same time as me
>both are full time while im not even part time
>dont talk to either now
o well. Maybe I should try to talk to them again...
>>5078402
>those crazy eyes
My one weakness hnng
holy fuck i just saw the picture of when i started cypro and had had had one laser session the day i took it (so my chin is a bit swoillen but w/e), and compared it to now when i've been on e for 5 weeks and cypro two and a half months, and had 3 laser sessions. fucking hell.
are things meant to be this drastic?
>>5078434
>while im not even part time
Shame you were forced at gunpoint to make "lol im a boy, not gonna work to progress in transition" a meme, huh
>>5078427
Unfortunately, no matter how well you pass or how young you start, you will always be trans. Yeah, passing is important, but that doesn't encompass the entirety of trans issues, which is why it bugs me when people think that "passers" have no right to complain or be upset.
>>5078429
meh, we're in different departments anyway, and the only time I see him is if we are both on the same break schedule or if they send him to our department. My department is all women anyway, so I wouldn't want to date any of them.
Though the manager who is in charge of our department (and others) is a real qt and he's jacked as shit. I want him to crush me with his muscles. There's also this HR guy that kind of looks like a slightly shorter Patrick Dempsey that I would let do horrible things to me.
I like my new job.
>>5078441
Yeah that's true. I'm in a real pickle here. I don't like it.
>>5078445
first pic with my webcam, second pic is with my phone.
>>5078439
2nd photo is shot differently, overall pic looks more round
>>5078439
Different angles and lighting. There looks like a difference but its probably not as dramatic as these two pictures suggest.
>>5078443
Fair enough.
I've just heard enough stories from my Dad (former manager) about office romances to scare me off them. But if you're in a different department... :3
>>5078447
Also that would do it. Phone cameras tend to have more flattering lenses in them.
>>5078445
>I can't change my name at uni
Have you tried to talk it out with profs and your department? Central admin in unis tends to be shit but I've had luck with the people who I actually interact with.
>>5078439
what the fuck your entire jaw changed shape
>>5078447
Well different cameras can change the way you look pretty drastically
>>5078452
The official policy is that you have to put your former name in brackets on all your work, I tried emailing the lgbt centre at my uni if there was a policy for trans people but they took 3 months to respond and just said "i dunno lol"
>>5078447
different aperture widths probably
distorts the image in different ways
it's why I almost always just post webcam pics instead of from my phone and stuff too
>>5078445
If you need to change your name at uni there's generally a procedure for that (for people getting married and stuff). Talk to the registrar's office, they'll likely ask for documentation to support a legal name change.
Getting your old name stricken from your transcript is more complicated. I had to go to student services, they asked me to write up a letter, and they had to have the registrar himself sign off and approve it.
>>5078461
That's really shit, I think I've had exactly one prof complain but there's number codes to make sure it's the right file anyway.
>>5078461
>I tried emailing the lgbt centre at my uni if there was a policy for trans people but they took 3 months to respond and just said "i dunno lol"
iktf
my uni website literally links to a page saying "not sure? this website provides more information" and then links to a transgender website from Vancouver for some reason? (even though I'm in perth australia?) o.o
>>5078463
Use your phone to take a nice selfie
http://m.wikihow.com/Take-Good-Selfies
>>5078464
>>5078468
Honestly I'm more worried about my ID, it looks nothing like me now, and you have to show them in exams. New ones are expensive though ;~;
>>5078472
My uni literally only has information for people who want to be a "lgbt ally", nothing for people who are actually lgbt. Like they had a ~diversity week~ last month and had a meeting and a stall for allies, but nothing for us =/
>>5078472
Often trans students are enough of an edge case that there's no official policy. Most issues however can be resolved by asking around, being persistent, and climbing up the chain of authority until you find a person with the ability to have records changed, purged etc.
>>5078479
ahah yeah that's exactly the same. there are like 10 pages of being an "ally" or joining the ally program, and then this one page that is pretty much like "oh you're actually lgbt... umm here go to this site"
really weird I have no idea where to go from here
>>5078479
How expensive?
It might even be worth it just for the resemblance since they'll probably notice that more than the rest.
Also god, this is the kind of shit that led to the trans students fucking off from the lgbt org at my school and creating their own.
>>5078485
hey elanna! i'm cool atm though cause I'm not planning on changing my name since it's already kinda fem (at least for now). I just found it strange cause I was trying to find like a lgbt guild or something and all we have is like... this weird ally program.
hope all is well with you btw
>>5078485
My uni had a tranny as the president of the student council a year or two ago, they should have some sort of policy
>>5078474
i was told selfie camera modes tend to distort the face and make it seem longer/thinner because selfies were invented to make fat girls feel better about themselves but idk
>>5078459
a lot of my chin is swollen puffy flesh, the first laser session was cruel. my chin is quite round, but either side of it is soft tissue that developed around the time i was 18 after i had my second t shot to help along my fucky puberty, and it squares out the chin and jaw a lot. i guess it's a masculine thing to protect the face from getting punched in. it swelled up like crazy after my first laser. i guess some is the camera and lighting, but my face shape has changed a lot. maybe its an xxy thing.
>>5078439
>This after five weeks
How does it feel to succeed at something
>>5078492
They should but sometimes policy is spotty. My uni had a policy on name changes, and a policy on legal gender reassignment, but no official forms for purging or suppressing old names on official documents. How expensive is a new student id? That went a long way for me, it's probably more important than suppressing old records tbh.
>>5078489
Hi kit! ^^
Yeah it's mostly just for future reference. Sometimes things aren't made entirely obvious just because the number of trans students makes up such a small fraction of the student body. A bit of persistence goes a long way.
And I'm good, just sleepy ;~; how's life?
>>5078493
>tfw not intersex
>>5078492
They might, but it's often such a rare case that there might be no info available anywhere.
FWIW it took years to get things sorted out in one of the local unis and I think their student council and the lgbt org has had trans students for years (although like half are stealth ish)
>tfw you wake up from a dream with your ex where you're still together
>tfw you start thinking about everything you could have done differently
>tfw considering suicide again because no one will ever replace her
>tfw you don't suit any of the clothes you want because you have the body of an out-of-shape construction worker
http://www.hottopic.com/pop-culture/shop-by-license/the-nightmare-before-christmas/?cm_mmc=SOC-_-FBK-_-SEP-_-1_2015W32_SOC_FBK_LIC_NBCCOLLECTION::48831%3A2943433&socid=FBK
well I guess it's a good job I still have two slices of pizza left
why did I choose to start transition right as I'm moving towards the end of uni and having to get a job, housing etc.
I just want to curl up in a cocoon with my skittles for a whole year please
>>5078459
camera angles change
bone doesn't
at least w/o surgery
Good morning.
Yes. Is it?
I guess.
Good morning, /mtfg/.
>>5078515
>>5078518
np, bby, some us start from pretty awful origins. Don't give up hope~! <3
Just remember it's been done before, it's possible, it'll be done again.
>>5078543
Circe's cry for attention webm no.5713896
>ex friend in group of friends is now trans
>she still occasionally talks to the group
>constantly goes on about how much of a lesbian she is despite hitting on any guy she finds cute in a non-masculine way like me
>have told her to stop hitting on me because i'm gay and it makes me uncomfortable
>has even asked me out before
>has asked me if i crossdress when i've said i don't several times
>constantly belittles transmen in front of me even though my ex was one when i've told her to stop
Why are trans lesbians such horribly obnoxious people?
>>5078549
I wouldn't blame transbians, your friend just sounds like a tit.
>>5078545
>>5078548
He he, lol, wongor
I don't give a shit if my friends secretly bully me. I'm almost entirely certain cheska has at one point and I'm still fond of her.
Also I'm starting to like these, anyways, so for the sake of posterity-
I've made 809 cries for attention.
Nobody died
>>5078558
Bewitching Dance was a good one
>>5078558
i just like to make fun of you but tbh they're really cute and fun to look at you seem like a genuinely happy person and it makes me happy
>>5078479
>had a meeting and a stall for allies, but nothing for us =/
>>5078569
c-can i see bewitching dance?!
>>5078552
>your friend just sounds like a tit.
She is and everyone wishes she'd snap out of this tumblr shit and stop pissing people off. She's a good example of "Nobody hates you because you're black/gay/trans/etc it's because you're an asshole."
>>5078572
Yet
>>5078576
Like four-five hours ago
She's better now I think
>>5078576
awwf okay your fiance(boyfriend)(husband!?!?!?) seems really cool i'm jelly af
also you said you're gender nonbinary is that correct?
>>5078575
>Are they a tumblerite? My condolences.
Yep. She recently made a ranty post on tumblr about how crossdressers ruin her life and crossplayers are the literal devil.
>>5078577
Oh hush if you're still breathing you're fine
>>5078580
Post link
>>5078577
Oddish, ilu bby >:
<3 <3 <3
>>5078579
Yeah, he's the raddest.
He's a social worker, kind of, working through an agency. He takes care of mental special needs people.
The other day he was telling me how one of the younger kids imprinted on him and he's been kind of struggling not to imprint back and he was having, like, big brother feels and my heart just absolutely meeeelted.
Also yeah, uh.. kind of?
I'm femme but have been aware of my own non-femaleness for a awhile although have always kind of suspected I was just ok with being a really tomboyish lady?
Although last wednesday I had an experience that really shook me and cemented my non-mtf feelings into my identity so, uh, yeah!
I guess??
>>5078580
Is your friend starlight witch
>>5078586
How did you meet him?
(also what is he your boyfriend fiance husband?)
>>5078586
Circe, we were just talking about how nice you are. Your reputation precedes you. Still, i dont think i will be alright.
>>5078590
>three grand from crazies
"give me money I was internet bullied"
>>5078593
Pretty much. It wasn't even "bullying". /cgl/ just fucking hates how shitty of a person she is and had a good laugh at her.
>>5078586
>Although last wednesday I had an experience that really shook me and cemented my non-mtf feelings into my identity so, uh, yeah!
Story time? I didn't hear about this radical experience
>>5078593
Did you mean: anita sarkeesian
>>5078595
Internet bullying isn't as real a problem as people think it is and is a symptom of attention whoring
Anyone who gets "internet bullied" deserves it
>>5078598
Sarkeesian is just a normal whore
>>5078580
You should introduce her to lalalily, sounds like they'd get along tbh.
Is 25 too late to start hormones?
>>5078599
Edgy
>Pretty little liars
>Fairly realistic show, though the "technological" stuff is a bit unrealistic
SPOILERS
>Turns out the villain is a mtf with super strength
Basically ended up going out of character, and throwing in super hero stuff, just to put mtfs in a bad light.
>>5078610
Probably not so do it anyway
>>5078599
I didnt wanna post at all but since there arent a lot of good posts around anymore I thought I should reply to one of the few that I agree with
>>5078610
[insert "it's never too late for transition" maymay here]
You'll get diminished effects and your skeleton is already masculinized, but you should still take hormones for the effects that they actually will have.
>>5078613
I'm a controversial lady
>>5078610
Does my answer effect your decision to start?
>>5078618
Thank you?
>>5078589
It's kind of a long story..
I went to the opening of this coffee shop-bar-board/care/tabletop game-arcade-underground cinema thing to try and hook up with one of my ex's.
And he and his group of friends came in and he joined in on a game me and my ex were playing.
I gave him my number and, well, it was off to a rocky start but long story short we're engaged two years and nine months later.
>>5078591
What's going on? >:
Dysphoria? Depression?
I'm nice because I care about you, bby. </3
>>5078596
Lemme see if I can find the first time I explained it to copypaste..
Or just screensnip it -
>>5078623
youre welcome bby <3
>>5078624
All of the above.
Ffs has now gotten me some attention I don't want
>>5078632
Care to elaborate? o.o
>>5078599
I would say 90% of it is deserved. But there's plenty undeserved "bullying" as well.
Personally I think "doxxing" people is the single most pathetic thing anyone can do over the internet, no matter how retarded the person is. Anyone who even remotely suggests doxxing is funny or deserved for what someone rants about over the internet is instantly cut out of my life.
>>5078631
I guess you already talked about it but you still don't feel like you're back on your feet? >:
What's going on - is it just a really low point, or? </3
>>5078620
you aren't anywhere near close to being a lady
godd morning grils. what's for breakfast
>>5078610
I hope not, cause I'm 25 in a month and haven't started :/
Also why is my morning so much pain
>Make tea wAY TOO HOT
>Pick up roommate's cat so she can lay on me and she scrATCHES ME IN THE GOD DAMN EAR
>>5078622
Not really but I'd rather kill myself than me a hon.
>>5078624
I... See...
I don't quite get it but I'm glad you figured that out
>>5078644
PAIN AND ANGST
Good morning girls! What's been happening with ya?
>>5078636
Speaking of "doxxing"
>knew a English professor on twitter
>he starts going full tumblr
>starts telling women what to say/think for "their own good"
>retweets some pro-bullying shit because it's for bullying people he doesn't agree with
>threaten to call the university he works for and report his ass like anyone should
>cries to his twitter followers to "report me for doxxing"
>twitter doesn't delete my account because it wasn't fucking doxxing or breaking the rules
>report him
>he gets in trouble
>many keks were had
>>5078634
Just guys are now asking me if they want to go out. I appreciate the offer but no thanks.
>>5078610
I'm 25, well 26 now actually. I seem to be doing pretty well from it. Better 25 than 45. Go for it.
>>5078651
>>5078651
Quite edgy this mornin O,o
I can't even get lottery tickets or alcohol now because of ffs.
Everytime the clerk ask for ID, I show to them, they tell me it doesn't look like me despite they can't put 2 + 2 together that I just surgery by the obvious fashionable head piece I'm wearing.
>>5078640
Well I'm at least a bitch
>>5078660
>>5078662
I'm good now ^^
I had coffee
does anyone have suggestions for what I should do for ariel makeup for halloween? I was thinking I would practice tonight although I need to pick up a new palette today
>>5078671
lol. im drinking mine right now, im a pretentious bitch since going to italy and now I only drink espresso O.O
Woo finally back home from uni.
Nothing strained my voice like that 5 minute presentation i had to give. Dear god, i could feel my voice on the edge of cracking. Was horrible.
>>5078667
I'm surprised my license still works with people when i need to use it. I don't pass, but i look nothing like the person on my id.
THIS FREE APPLE CIDER TASTES LIKE JOLLY RANCHERS
>>5078674
Only picture I have on my phone that will upload but I lost a bunch of weight and have lots of loose skin. Opinions?
>>5078624
>I looked so much more feminine than I felt
>And it felt bad
was transitioning a mistake?
What's the veritable point with hrt where you are as good as you're gonna get? 1 year? How long should i really stick this out.
>>5078688
Transition.
>>5078702
...yea...
I feel like I was misled about what hormones could do to someone's face before I started HRT. I don't think knowing the truth would have made me not take hormones or anything but at least I would have had lesser expectations and not been crushed as much when I learned that hormones don't do anything
>>5078702
>From what I've heard, by 2 years you're pretty set
Well shit.
>>5078707
Well as long as it didn't scratch you in the eye... that one viral vid made me cringe
>>5078713
NO NON ONONONONONONONONO
I DON'T LIKE THAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5078712
gooood morning raifu how's it going?
>>5078702
>another year and a half of this
Idk if i can do this
I just feel more and more like a hypocrite. People just find excuses to keep living so that they can be indulgent and embrace gross habits in their spare freetime. And most people are alive to do little else. And I'm one of those people, totally. I look for tiny excuses to stick around because I'm an indulgent coward.
Being female won't change any of that.
>>5078702
Well 2 years was meh that's why I opted for ffs
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2015/10/14/d-c-church-says-a-bike-lane-would-infringe-upon-its-constitutional-rights-of-religious-freedom/
You can't make this shit up
>>5078719
I'm up way too early and have a minor hangover. How are you?
>>5078732
They are at least right about bike lanes being unholy spawns of satan. Only complete fucking faggots use them and they NEVER stay in it.
>>5078750
i'm doing okay why were you drinking :O?
i still cannot be bothered to find a picture of you but i'll assume you're cute
>>5078712
Don't quote me on that, I'm sure that there are a variety of factors. Wasn't there someone in the passing thread a couple days ago that said they weren't happy with how they looked until the third year?
>>5078721
>I just feel more and more like a hypocrite. People just find excuses to keep living so that they can be indulgent and embrace gross habits.
I don't know what exactly you're referring to, but nobody has said that you have to do those things.
>Being female won't change any of that.
I don't mean this to sound rude but if you want to do it deep inside regardless then you're going to do it. I don't think being female would change any of that.
>>5078722
I'm almost positive that I'm going to get it too, I'll just need to save up my money over the next year and a half so that I don't have to wait so long to get it after the 2 year mark.
>>5078750
Jesus, it's got to be like 5am there. How are you even typing coherently if you have a hangover on top of that?
>>5078750
nigga it's 11 am how late do you even sleep in normally?
>>5078762
>5am
Do you think Raifu lives in Hawaii?
>>5078762
That's my problem. Philosophically, i have to do it. Deep down, i want to live no matter what, which disgusts me.
>>5078756
https://unsee.cc
/subapiro/
Neither of these pics are really up to date but they're at least from 2015.
>>5078762
>Don't quote me on that
2late
Game over.
>Jesus, it's got to be like 5am there.
Where do you think I live? :x
>>5078764
I normally sleep from 7AM to 1PM-ish. Unless I have to work a day shift, and then I just skip sleep.
>>5078778
I just use one of these :D
>>5078800
CUTE
>>5078800
raifu a cute now jelly of raifu
Still like 2 - 3 weeks before I start hrt :|
>>5073206
best thread rn tbh
>$2209.66 in my bank account
being poor sucks
>>5078844
Iktf
>>5078841
ur gonna make it bb
>>5078844
>rent due in 5 days
>not enough money and no money coming in unless I beg to parents
fuuuuck
Used to know who I was FUCK IF I KNEW WHO THAT WAS
>tfw even in dreams you depression-drink
>>5078844
that ain't poor nigga
>>5078863
BEXE THEY DON'T KNOW THE PAIN OF BEING A STAIN ON THE SKIN OF A GOVERNMENT THAT'S ONLY OUT TO WIN AND I'M TALKING BLOOD SLIT THROAT AIN'T GOT THE GREEN FOR A WINTER COAT OR THE FOOD TO GET FAT... CLIENTELLE HEAVY BREATHIN OH GIRL YOU LIKE THAT?
ffs pizza is nice and all but now I have BDSM withdrawal
need to get myself one of these babies tbh
i'm eating jimmy johns before i leave for work and i'm feeling like a king tbqh mtfg. a fucking king.
A testament to how much my GI illness sucks that I didn't start suspecting I have food poisoning 'till the half hour long dry retching fit.
Blurgh. How did I manage to feel okay after waking up ugh I want my body back aaaarrgguughh
>>5078650
>>5078696
No, I'm stll much more comfortable in this body, and it's rare that I feel genuinely mismatched with my femininity. Last wednesday was just the first time I felt unsettled by my female appearance for gender reasons.
>>5078674
Do you want to talk..?
When was the last time you wrote a script? x:
>>5078800
You work overnights I'm guessing? I hated doing those. It sucks unless you work like 6 days a week to keep your sleep schedule consistent, and even then it's shitty.
LFM post workout shower
>>5078698
Really? I don't think I could pass though.
Here's a body pic, face included
>>5078800
>unsee
Damn, I missed it. Oh well.
>where do you think I live
Hawaii? Bermuda Triangle? That's the same thing right? Also I know what it's like to work nights and sleep that schedule, it really is awful. Especially trying to get stuff done on your time off when most everything is closed.
>>5078879
I like the gargantuan with no tomatoes. mmmh.
>>5078888
nice quads. ok listen up, no one passes. we all just sort of die inside. if you see cute girls here they are either intersex or cis like this fuck >>5078885
so don't feel bad if you think you're too masc because in all honesty we are all too masc.
>>5078892
fuck adri im gettin myself a turkey tom. ;~;
I'm crushing too hard on this guy and I feel like a creep ;_;
I don't wanna be weird I just think he's cute and rly like him but idk how to act in these situations cause I was never attracted to other people like this before
>>5078899
just do it. JUST DO IT.
yesterday you said today so do it.
you deserve this and fuck him if he doesn't want it.
because you are amazing. you are prettier than cinderella, erin.
>>5078899
Stalk him. Guys love that shit.
>>5078844
>money in your bank account
>poor
lmao
>>5078820
>>5078823
>>5078831
Thanks I suppose, there's no reason to be jealous tho.
>>5078885
>>5078892
Night shifts a shit. And I live in the glorious Sunshine state, for now. Not some dirty islander.
>>5078899
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>>5078883
Last time i was caught actually writing something, not just thinking about it, was March.
>always been uncomfortable with the prospect of ffs or other surgeries
>thinking a moment ago about how after a few months of hrt my balls will serve zero function
>think about having just gt, no balls
>realise after a while I'm grinning like an idiot
for fuck's sake
>>5078900
Anon cmon I don't have the confidence for that
Also it makes me feel really ugly and inadequate and everyone on my course thinks I'm a guy so I might turn up tomorrow in makeup and a dress just to like show them what's what
But like dang what I wouldn't give to be a cis girl or guy rn, I just can't deal with this dysphoria + crush at the same time
>>5078902
OK YEAH I'M GONNA talk to him tomorrow then
Start small, just say hi and stuff and see what happens!
I DESERVE this and if he doesn't like me then its his loss and screw him if he doesn't want me to have it!!
Ur the best alison I actually love you honestly
>>5078903
WELL I'm not stalking but he lives in the same building as me but one floor down ;_;
I don't wanna be a stalker or creep though rofl
>start hrt
>develop crush on best friend
>best friend is pic related
>so awkward because i'm not sure why i like him
>hrt is just making me boy crazy
>flash forward to two years
>we haven't talked in 9 months
>he's doing nudes for another ex-close friend of mine
oh fuck this is cool... ;~; he is so cute.
>>5078925
now you've got it. just bump yourself up fam. you are amazing erin and any guy would be lucky to have you tbqh fam.
>>5078896
>if you see cute girls here they are either intersex or cis like this fuck
I'm not any of those tho
>>5078912
The last overnight job I had, though only had me on like every other day or so, and it sucked. I'd end up not staying up on my days off and screw up my sleep schedule constantly. Felt like I could never get enough sleep doing that.
>>5078946
>I'm not any of those tho
you are lying cis scum tbqh. too cute to be amab.
>>5078953
If
You
Really
Drink
Bleach
You
Can't
Shitpost
About
It
>read Yuri manga
>get nosebleed
T-thanks japan
>>5078896
is this really true ali ;~;
>>5078969
Read yaoi instead, become fujoshi
>>5078934
8-)
>>5078971
honestly anyone past 18 isn't going to be exactly cis... there's just no way. sure we can pass and look cute. but there's always going to be something off. ;~;
don't get down kit. you're going to make it.
>>5078975
I read both fam
>tfw biscum
>>5078974
Post your husbando or waifu
>>5078989
insert pic of alison here
>>5078989
insert pic of my hand here
>>5078993
that's my line
>>5078981
Puberty already ended by then even if you're late. Anyone past 13 isn't going to be exactly cis.
>>5078989
>3DPD
[spoiler]id fuck him tho[/spoiler]
I don't have a husbando or waifu
>>5078989
tbqh
>>5079005
nice nice
>>5079005
>tfw you think alison is qt and you're in the chicago area but you're anon and ahon
>>5078879
*queen
:^]
Merci commercials make me ill
>>5079031
>tfw you want to 69 allison but you're not in chicago and anon
>>5079042
They're not bad imo. Pretty much off the table for most trans people though.
Someone take all the food poison germs out of my belly ugghh x 3x
What tvtropes trope fits mtfg best?
>people shit talking me earlier in the thread
>>5079050
What did you eat?
>>5079060
You've been doing really well lately about not getting upset at life and you seem happier
>>5079050
>tfw first solid poo in da loo after 2 days of diarrhea
>>5079054
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FakingTheDead
>>5079067
I just accepted my fate is all
>>5079068
why do poop posts always make me lol... ;~;
>>5078989
Am I allowed to husbando my best friend?
Also, waifu represent
>>5079054
Girlyness upgrade
>>5079073
Want to go on a pilgrimage to Tibet with me?
>>5079079
Domino's ceo is a great waifu
>>5079075
>implying we deserve anything good
Have you ever seen how mtfg acts?
>>5079054
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreepyCrossdresser
>>5079087
The best
>>5079085
Why the fuck would I go near monks? They are stinky and stubborn and rude, I built a pond for a Buddhist monastery in central California and I had to be there for a whole week and it sucked.
>>5079095
You could have just said no thanks
>>5079095
>They are stinky and stubborn and rude
So, you guys had a lot in common then?
>tfw your key LEDs are dying one by one
>>5079089
accurate
>>5079101
sorry, its just that melly and others flat out have lied to me before about going on trips so I have a hard time trusting anyone here these days with making plans to meet up.
>>5079014
3DPD is best
>suddenly remember Dragon's Dogma PC release is happening
geez life is just... so good
>>5079115
yeah irl boys are amazing honestly
>>5079115
Stop pretending to be straight.
It's not straight to like feminine little boys.
>>5078981
i just want a cute boyfriend ;-;
>>5079104
I'm http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeLooksLikeALady because boymode :^)
cooking with gf is fun ^-^
what's the rest of you doing today ?
>>5079134
anyone can get a cute bf tbqh. you'll get yours. but a lot of cute guys are going to rip your heart out and shit on it.
>>5079130
>it's not straight to like fy
>>5079113
It was a joke I didn't mean to offend you
>>5079143
Its cool.
>>5079130
>It's not straight to like feminine little boys.
So?
>>5079106
Aren't binders bad?
literally me rn
maybe I should switch to just posting ms paint pics instead of real ones, people in some threads seem to be getting annoyed/bored of my whining
>>5079152
Just do what I do and wear thin guy t shirts over your boobs
>only two Buddhist temples, both south of town
>i could change christian denominations five times in one city block
I want off Mr Jesus' Wild Ride
>>5079152
for a long time yes (eg for 12 hrs per day )
but for a few hrs it doesn't do much
just give your tatas some air
>>5079162
'Murica!!!
How the fuck am I supposed to find guys to fuck me if I'm just living as an androgynous twink with tiny boobs?
>>5079168
ive pondered this same question
>>5079168
Ah, but you see, my friend. Answers don't come to the unenlightened.
Become, enlightened.
>>5079160
same tbqh
at least coat weather is coming i guess
>>5079160
but kayla, your stepdad then noticed that you have boobs and it started some shit
that's exactly the sort of thing I want to avoid, what terrible advice
slept through an exam
ive done this like 5 times this quarter and its been 3 weeks
time to shitpost
>>5079176
not here, it was 99 degrees F here yesterday. I am so over california its not even funny
>>5079176
>coat weather
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
I saw a therapist, she did not discourage me from suicide.
>>5079184
are we posting things that never happened again?
>>5079175
trip on jocelyn
>>5079177
so?
>>5079193
Plenty of things are possible. That doesn't mean they happened when someone claims they did though.
>>5079176
I love sweater weather
Also, I just got out of a hot tub and my whole body feels like jello. My body feels all warm too despite it being chilly outside.
>>5079177
buy sweatshirts.
beats having no boobs
>>5079196
>Gives bad advice
>Gets told they gave bad advice
>So?
>>5079184
A good therapist doesn't.
>>5079206
I have a hot tub here and go in it every day. Its nice
>>5079193
I told her i had contemplated suicide and her reply was ambiguous. She told me not to use bleach though because it wont kill me
>>5079205
Either way, the solution involves Oddish getting help, so what does it matter if it happened or not?
>>5079218
That's not an ambiguous reply and literally every shrink's professional code includes judgement calls on people who are at risk of hurting themselves or others.
>go to /pol/ to troll
>start reading a bunch of shitposts
>suddenly hate black people and immigrants
How do i change it back?
>>5079184
I saw a cashier, she did not discourage me from suicide.
>>5079218
Well it won't kill you in the same way that like a bullet will
It's a horrible painful death that involves dissolving your esophagus, which consequentially will kill you
>>5079231
Go outside
>>5079231
investigate the sources and their methodology
>>5079218
It must have been a hard conversation to talk with your mouth and throat that are now burned. Please post more shit that didn't happen hunny.
>>5079235
I saw a janitor, she did not discourage me from suicide.
>>5079231
You don't
>>5079247
She made a weak bleach solution and induced vomiting
Not smart, but not throat-dissolving
>>5079245
Help me.
>>5079215
idk if I could go in one of these every day. My body feels all limp and tired now and I feel a bit dizzy.
>>5079253
6 drops is weak but 1/4 is not. Vomiting causes further damage because of regurgitating over the burned area for a second pass but also exposing it o stomach acids. Oddish isn't even smart at faking being a dumbass.
>>5079257
It's true.
Just keep going to the other side of the street when you see one.
>>5079267
I have to agree, doubt she actually did it at all.
Ah geeze its morning again. Damn you rotation of the Earth : S
>>5079283
>tfw entering the night
>>5079268
I walk to the 9ther side of the street if at all possible regardless of who is walking towards me
>>5079218
Tbh, a lot of therapists are depressed themselves and would try to emphasize with you or show you that it's safe to talk to them about that stuff without them signing you away to a psych ward. I wish i knew a therapist i could openly talk about suicide with.
>>5079267
1/4 was my arbitrary number that I pulled from my half-asleep ass
How big is your elephant?
I feel like one of the very few that lost most of depression because of one incident
>>5079218
Tbh, a lot of therapists are depressed themselves and would try to emphasize with you or show you that it's safe to talk to them about that stuff without them signing you away to a psych ward. I wish i knew a therapist i could openly talk about suicide with.
>>5079297
4 inches when hard. #horselife
>>5079113
>Kayla trolling everyone w free weekend to trip to Catalina island
>cant trust others about taking trips
>>5079308
I'm almost 4. Am I stallion mode aswell?
>>5079257
post-slavery racism and cultural insulation leads to a continuation of ghettoisation and thus an overall soft depression of black wages and employment rates
the CIA selectively supplies communities with drugs
parts of the music industry promote drug trafficking and selectively lift up new artists who follow the pattern of drug music
economic problems lead to increased criminal activity, e.g. trafficking and theft and gang activity
the drug war leads to the jailing of people who possess without trafficking, which leads to an inability to get a job, which leads to desperation i.e. even more criminal activity
criminal activity and jail leads to broken homes
broken low-income homes lead to kids who lose their way
low-income areas lead to low-income schools with broken kids who can't be controlled, which leads to kids getting into drug culture rather than literally anything else
it's not a race problem, it's a socioeconomic problem with a generational feedback loop and external manipulation
you know what they say... lies, damned lies, and statistics
>>5079297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2ppqdmlAWg
had to
>>5079257
Poor people commit more crimes, blacks are generally poorer, ergo blacks commit more crimes. It's not because "hurr durr niggas is bad", you fucking dunce. Also that graphs give no timescale, or source, so it's iffy at best.
>>5079287
Just gotta grip n sip imo
>>5079231
Realize that all people everywhere suck, no ones perfect, no one gets to choose where or what they're born as. We get to enjoy shitty trans experiences meanwhile some unfortunate schmuck is dying of malaria in a god awful rain forest. You dont have to enjoy other cultures/ethnicities/countries but you'd probably be the exact same way as them if you had been born & raised as they were.
>>5079299
Given what all went down this morning, I would feel safe in saying I don't believe she drank a terribly dangerous concentration of bleach
>>5079319
But how come the Chinese slaves, who some went through harder times than the African Americans, were able to bounce back while the African Americans continue to be messed up 3 generations after slavery ends?
>>5079338
Chinese were never slaves they were insanely cheap labor but they weren't "owned" by anyone. Also they only started to really show up after California had been properly settled. Its a long trip from China to New York by sea.
>>5079338
Chinese people are higher quality humans than black people ;^)
>>5079324
But what about the poor white trash communities in bum fuck egypt that don't see a murder in 20 years when they should statistically see 2 a year?
the delivery guy didn't even look at me funny.. just like how no one at work looks at me funny. ;~;
i think i'm going to go femboy after all... fuck this trans life of disappointment and hurt feelings.
>>5079338
their segment of mainstream western culture doesn't glorify drug culture to nearly the same degree, the CIA cocaine supply isn't directed towards them, and their slavery is more accurately defined as wage slavery
>>5079352
I don't understand
>>5079352
if you're going femboy you can be my bf which means only ONE of us needs to go bi for this to work
allie i need you to go bi so we can have a thing
>>5079352
I wish people would stop noticing me. I had multiple people holding doors for me and giving me right of way. I haven't shaved my face in like a week specifically so people could tell Im a guy/leave me alone and it didn't do shit D:<
>>5079362
you have to do it allie
do it for me
also if you wanna do real talk about this im down for that
>>5079364
People generally defer to another person, and holding doors for people is common courtesy, that's just people being people
>>5079362
Weren't you the one who pulled a Kayla and never ended up detransitioning?
Becoming a lolibaba will be possible in our lifetime
Ughhh I gotta get out of this rural backwater shithole. I hate how in small towns fucking EVERYONE feels entitled to talk up strangers. At least in Denver everyone was too afraid of getting stabbed if you tried talking to strangers /o\
>>5079364
Um.. People hold doors for everyone where I live. It's just what you're supposed to do..
Do people actually just let doors slam closed when there's someone following behind them? The fuck
>>5079380
A lifetime of osteoporosis and muscle atrophy is on our side.
>>5079362
Point of going femboi is you can dress as femmy as you please
I dont see this in you, I still think you're andro
Femboi
>>5079257
Shouldn't whites, being the majority of the population, be statistically more likely to be the victims of crime anyway? Is there an adjustment for that?
>>5079390
your signature makes me breathe through my nose heavily. i love it.
andro yeah not femboi. andro.
>>5079377
That has not been my normal/general experience in Colorado. People aren't "rude" but they aren't outwardly polite either. It could be just a coincidence but people have tagged me as a girl many times before. I think its the long hair. Hair fucking confuses people.
>>5079283
>tfw counting down the hours until the bottle-o opens
>>5079392
>losing to a femmy guy
I'm kinda fit too
Even though you're bigger, I'll bet I can still out wrestle you in bed because I still have guy strength
>>5079391
Yes. The comparisons are designed to be misleading probably.
Given those splits of whites vs blacks we would assume that if someone were to randomly commit 382675 violent crimes then 63194 would be against blacks and 319481 would be against whites.
From this we can make the conclusion that neither white nor black criminals are targeting people, but are in fact random actors spinning in a circle and firing at the first person they see.
>>5079386
Not if like you're three steps behind them then they do sort of that grab open and hold until they're through the door so it doesnt shut in your face. But no they dont walk over to the door, stop, hold it open for you, make eye contact and wait for you to walk through all that frequently.
>>5079394
Yeah long hair has had people call me a girl while pissing in a urinal pre-any transitioning
>>5079411
Def. Im not delusional I know its not the hormones they havent had anywhere near enough time for that effect. Long hair is just that much of a powerful gender marker. Probably doesn't help that I wear skinny jeans almost exclusively either
u___u
>>5079383
>People in the outside world like to talk to people they have not met yet
Fuck them, right?
>>5079408
Oh I see, yeah that's pretty fucking weird.
i miss early hrt... that sense of hope... thinking hrt would change my body. i ate nothing but pickles and drank 8 bottles of water a day. ;~;
i used to scream because my nips would hurt...
now... now it's just sadness. sadness and thoughts of detransitioning.
>>5079424
http://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ
Dont be sad alison < 3
>>5079424
Same
>>5079424
Follow your heart and do what feels right
>>5079424
>tfw detransitioning would just make you even more of a failure
>>5079441
5 months and hope is already lost
If you don't like avocadoes you're a fucking tool
>>5079439
shut up bexe you're like a month in. you and oddish have no chill. IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING YEARS FOR ME!!! TWO FUCKING YEARS!
>>5079441
Key is do you feel like you are a girl or a boy?
>>5079424
Just shave your head and go at it for a week.
>>5079448
doesn't she identify as nonbinary
>>5079424
Don't be sad alison ;~;
There's still hope, HRT isn't the be-all solution to everything like it's held out as. Do what feels right, do what you need to to be happy. Aren't you non binary?
>>5079447
i'm going to keep going but i'm just saying i have no faith in my face and body and age
>>5079455
tbh just spend your free time sleeping
>>5079457
Give it at least a year bexe. A lot of shit can happen in a year.
>>5079441
If you liked that MP also have another great song from Meaning of Life Ive always enjoyed that might make you feel slightly better.
http://youtu.be/yq4uCWtQE24
so me and my gf were asked to join a d and d group, which will be interesting as it's currently: a gay guy, a ftm, me, a lesbian, and her (the straight cis girl that like boobs)
also why are ftm's god tier cute >.>
>>5079455
Then don't shave your head, take a vacation for a week some where, and live as a guy for a week.
Then look at the experience and decide if it's what you want or not.
>>5079456
She is a girl non binaries would not want breasts or complain how flat her body is and how glad she is that her gt is small
And don't tell her to cut her hair
>Went to wal mart to get some girl clothes
>came out with a bunch of girl clothes
>bought them right in front of my grandmother
>she was ok
Things are comin up millhouse.
>>5079468
>liking nonpassing ftms that much
>Liking real fem
>liking real vajoo
BC you're at str8 dude on hrt
>>5079475
Don't go telling people who they are based on exclusively what they say. The only person that can say what alison's identity is would be alison.
Also, I didn't tell her to cut her hair. ._.
>>5079475
there's really no rules other than not conforming to traditional gender binary
>>5079482
so if a gay dude, a straight dude, a straight girl, and a les girl hit on me; which ones are gay?
labels are so confusing.
strangely even though there are a couple of Ftms that hang out there that don't pass, they don't act like chicks or butch dykes at all. they're closer to acting exactly like straight guys then most gay guys.
Good morning everyone <3 (≧ω≦)
>>5079494
That's literally conforming to gender binary though
>>5079492
>telling people what to do is no bueno
I've been trying to advise this girl that all her problems would be solved by simply hands on my hips but she just isn't responding :p
>>5079494
I though gender binaries were people who wanted to be permanently young and andro- something that breaks down when you hit 40
And what exactly is non conforming roles? Do you think CIs guys only talk about beer and pussy all the time? Do you think girls talk make up and dicks all the time
A guy can cook a girl can like weightlifting and both can be cis hetero it is about being in a category not a definition
>>5079502
Good morning you fat sack of shit.
>>5079512
we have people co opting the trans name without planning on actually transitioning, it's best to just let people tell you who they are rather then try to define it
>>5079515
Someone's woken up on the wrong side of the bed today ;_; how are you?
>>5079494
Not conforming? Not fitting, more like. Gender is a physiological static thing, you don't conform by having two legs for example.
>be me
>tell therapist ur super dysphoric lately but have been too busy to really take care of urself and present female
>he calls u an idiot and says of course ur dysphoric, u need to take care of urself
>get home from teaching class the next day, strip off boy clothes and decide to put on a favorite dress
>look like a fit, muscular man wearing a dress
welp
>>5079515
This would be very rawr like if joc was same fagging, kek
>>5079527
better then looking like a fit muscular man in mens clothes
>>5079527
Like this?
>>5079530
Hawt/10
>>5079528
Nah lol. I'm not totally huge any more so I try to stay away from criticizing myself in that manner. It's bad for confidence and stuff.
>>5079530
basically. i was gonna take a picture but it was disgusting and also i can't really handle the bullying rn
>>5079464
yeah i guess, we'll see what happens
>>5079515
good morning kiwi
>>5079533
She is actually trans got ffs has a wife and kid
>>5079527
Dresses exist just to troll transwomen, I swear.
>>5079530
>face and hair and confidence
Mfw shes passes better then me
>this thread rn
>>5079540
Yup, and still hasn't loss gainz
>>5079552
Save me kit ;_;
>>5079540
I didn't know she'd had work done. Just checked out her recent pics and it doesn't look like an improvement.
>>5079527
You looked nice in blk dress you posted and you even went for drinks
>>5079562
hi jocelyn!
how is your morning going??
>>5079552
beb no
>>5079562
i volunteer!
I done fucked up
>be me
>little over a year ago
>all done with college a year early, 21 and looking for something to do with my life
>living off of investments parents made for me
>bored out of my mind
>moved to big city
>of all the small world moments a good friend from high school lived in the building across the street
>see him out and about but he never noticed me
>I looked different because unkempt + long hair and beard
>watching "Sorority Girls," a cheesy cross dressing movie
>decide to see if I can pull off an outrageous joke
>order transgender hormones online
>read up everything on gender change
>never miss a dose of hrt
>get my beard zapped (electrolysis was painful but I hated having to shave, got the $55 a session discount for being trans even though I am not trans)
>went to gym and did workouts to build female looking hips ass and waist
>eventually 10 months rolled by
>in all the commotion I never really realized what I was doing to my body
>one day I stepped out of the shower and realized I looked like a girl, 36B cup boobs and all
>kinda got really depressed for a week
>almost shaved my head and flushed pills
>saw friend out my window one morning and decided to go though with my plan
>next 2 months straight go to speech therapy every other day for an hour straight
>by Christmas 2014 I sounded like a girl
>eventually everywhere I went people would call me miss and mam
>decided to start dressing in female clothes
>went to hair salon and had my hair finally styled in a very feminine manner
>bought my first bra
>learned how to do makeup
>eventually all of this was becoming fun for me
>it soon quickly became late March and I decided to inact my plan to trick my friend
>I wanted to tell him after a few dates is how I planned it
>so one morning after he made his grocery rounds I planned on bumping into him
>I had on my best pair of heels, my sun dress, pantyhose, and a light jacket on
>>5079391
No, it depends what you want out of the graph.
If you want to figure out how likely it is to be murdered by a different race, then yes, that would work.
This graph tires to figure out the chances of each race killing a different race.
>>5079566
thanks anon <3 i need to go out in girlmode soon cause its rly getting to me, I think I'm gonna dress pretty femme when I go shopping with my friend this weekend.
>>5079576
>I waited by the entrance to his building and as he went to the door I ran though and knocked both of us over
>he was shocked and quickly went to his feet
>he asked "miss are you okay?"
>I feigned a cry and held my hand out
>he grabbed my hand and pulled me up
>I said I was so sorry for being so clumsy
>he said it was his fault lol
>eventually we stood there for fucking 20 min and talked
>he then asked me out for some coffee
>BOOM I got him in my clutches
>so we went right then for coffee and parted ways, both exchanging numbers
>we texted for days
>he asked me out to dinner out of the blue and I said yes
>best fucking night of my life ever, we ate, danced, and went for a walk in the city and by the ocean
>we made out, it was my first kiss too because I was always a beta nerd
>he wanted to go fuck but instead I offered him a blow job right there by the beach
>I didn't even want to go this far but something came over me
>I pulled his cock out and I got on my knees and licked it like a fucking blow pop
>I could sense when he was coming so I didn't want to get any on me and sucked all the cum out of his dick
>he nearly feinted and said it was the best blow job ever
>after he dropped me off at home I cried on my bed for an entire hour
>I was like what the fuck did I do, I took a stupid idea way the fuck too far
>after crying I realized that this was more then a prank, maybe I wanted to be a girl and this was my minds way of justifying it
>went to a shrink appointment the next morning and convinced the therapist to sign me a letter of approval for the genital reconstruction operation
>I made an appointment that afternoon with a clinic in Los Angeles and had my vagina operation scheduled for May 11th
>>5079581
>I continued to see my friend who was growing restless about having sex
>I did things with him but never let him see between my legs
>the week of my surgery came and I told him I needed to leave for a medical emergency
>he actually wanted to take off work and go with
>I talked him into staying and I left alone
>I got to LA and did all the prep the doctor wanted
>eventually the 11th came and there I was on the operating table about to have my cock and balls removed and turned into a vagina
>how the fuck did I get here I thought
>right as the anesthesiologist put in the medication in my iv I began to regret all of my decisions
>too late, I could feel myself passing out
>I woke up feeling high as fuck and passed out again
>I woke up the next afternoon to the nurses saying "its a girl!"
>3 days later doctor finally came in to remove half the sutures and do the big reveal for me
>I was in shock, it was not that bruised and was healing exceptionally well
>he showed me how to dilate my vag and keep it open
>I was released the next day and flew back to NYC
>I went to my apartment and unpacked and checked my mail
>my legal requisition for name and gender change was in the mail, along with my new ID that had my new name and F for female on it from the DMV
>took out my old drivers license with my bearded face on it and cut it too smithereens
>stuck the new id in my purse and called up my bf
>he was worried about me when I was gone but respected my privacy
>we took things a bit slower till I was healed
>August rolled around and I was finally ready to take his cock in my new pussy
>so the day came for sex, it was the 25th of aug and we had just came back from an art show his sister had some paintings in
>it was raining a bit and we ran inside to his place
>>5079570
How the hell do you wash something like that? And something tells me it's going to need washing...
>>5079576
>>5079581
>>5079585
>>5079585
>we pulled off our wet jackets and he was ready for sex, the mood was totally quite and stuff
>he got naked and I slowly walked to the foot of his bed
>I thought to myself might as well do a strip tease for him
>I threw off my blouse and took off my bra, my nipples were inflamed and super sensitive
>I pulled off my skirt and and left my stockings and heels on
>I danced slowly a bit rubbing my body
>his face was so funny, he was as red as the devil and his cock was straining, it looked so hard that it was hurting him
>I finished my dance and finally slid my panties off
>he told me to get on top of him
>I said I needed a bit of lube and he didn't mind so I went to my purse and pulled a bottle out
>I climbed on the bed and stood over him, my legs felt weak and I was panting hard
>I squirted some of the lube on my hand and jacked him off a bit to get a thorough coating
>I then put some around my vulva and fingered myself a bit to get some lube in my vag, it was still tender
>then I sat the bottle down and grabbed his cock and rubbed it over my new clit and through my swollen vag lips
>this in and of it self was the best feeling ever in my life
>finally I got it through the first inch of my new gina and then I slowly rocked on top of it till the cock stabbed me all the way and bottomed out
>my labia was kissing his balls and eventually I worked up the courage to rock myself on top of him causing his cock to move in and out of me
>it was the strangest sensation ever at first, it felt different to my dialators because it had texture and felt like it was growing to make tighter seal
>I rocked up and down till my clit was being tickled by his pubes on the down strokes
>after about 5 min of this my legs were getting tired so I got off of him with a slightly painful *slurp* noise as his cock popped out of me
>I got on my hands and knees and he got up behind me and started to take control and put it in me from the back
>>5079588
>he had his hands around my waist and my boobs were flopping around as he stuck his cock in and out of me
>at this point I was in the throws of an orgasm, like I never had before, I could not even hold my moans in anymore and started yelping
>he started to grunt as I could feel he was having an orgasm
>after a second orgasm from me I could feel a third coming as his cum started to fill me
>it was like a sharp tickle building up from my clit all the way to the tips of my fingers and toes
>he finally groaned and then we both stopped moving, well I was shaking like a leaf but we both tried to stay still
>he pulled out of me and quickly laid back on the bed
>I was still in the doggy position, I was kind of grossed out by feeling his cum run out of me and down my legs
>I got off the bed and limped to the bathroom and laid on the floor and cried for a good 20 min
>I got up and realized the mess I had made with all his cum, a trail of it from the bed to the bathroom rug all seeping out of my vagina
>I got right up, threw on my bath robe and got some Windex and cleaned it all up
>then I got dressed and went to my apartment, he didn't even ask why and I think he knew that was my first time having sex
>I showered and cried for the rest of the night till I went to sleep
>the next morning I woke up and there were flowers in the hall from my bf
>I was so happy
>we met for lunch and talked about me moving into his place
>that afternoon I packed and by the weekend I was living with him full time
Its been insanely great this whole time with him but I have a problem, I never told him about myself and who I really am. I am afraid it would destroy him if I told him the truth. He is even going to propose to me this Saturday night when his family has flown in, he rented an entire room in a pretty fancy restaurant. What do I do? I feel so overwhelmed, just last year I was an out of shape nerd jerking off to trap threads.
>>5079585
>I was released the next day and flew back to NYC
Fake and gay
>>5079586
dunno. take off the cover and hand wash in sections?
i want one tbh
>>5079581
>all that
>"after crying I realized that this was more then a prank"
my new favourite extended copypasta
>>5079600
Crying = trutrans?
>>5079594
omg no they were a lot of fun
B) should try to get 5s going sometime! and you should get us high
that greentext tho...i got time but i aint reading that
>>5079591
oh my god what is this
>>5079587
basically trans version of pic related
>>5079598
*Busy w work
>>5079605
If crying makes you trutrans I'm definitely that
>>5079611
Thanks, I was worried I'd have to read that.
>>5079611
>tfw no friends to play pranks on
>>5079591
I've read enough trans fap stories to know exactly how this ends
>>5079591
that got hot out of the blue
>>5079623
>tfw no one to laugh at silently because they fell for your gag blow job
>>5079607
If you two came over I'd smoke you up! And I promise I'm actually decent when I'm sober haha
fine, I did write it.
>>5079619
Feel better elanna ;_;
>>5079636
>its not delivery, its dadgiorno
>>5079579
I did just that first day of this week on a whim because got my legs nice and smooth, and summer weather isn't going to last forever
>Tfw too anxious to enjoy the experience of being out in spring dress
>>5079647
kek you remember that?
>>5079636
classic kayla
>>5079650
>Wat
I was trolling a confession thread on /b/ today and typed that as I went. I posted it here because I thought it would be a shame to waste all that typing.
>>5079650
Yeah, depression sucks.
>tfw legit triggered by that story cause you'll never be able to afford SRS
>tfw dyspooric
>>5079653
she has some serious issues and I feel bad for her
>>5079659
kayla is alright when her mom isn't making her go insane
>>5079655
lol u are one tricksy banterwoman, kayla
>>5079658
>tfw you won't need srs because you're cute enough for guys to be okay with the gt
You're fine
>>5079663
tru dat homie
>>5079667
I don't think you understand this whole trans thing.
Y'all motherfuckers need Buddha
>>5079674
religion is boring
where you at fam...the jet is ready
and i'm excited to see your skills
>>5079681
there was supposed to be a nichijou here but i hit tab twice
>>5079680
Buddhism is the fun religion that gets to believe in science!
Kim Davis is moving to the city I live in
>>5079689
nevermind I think the article I read was a joke
>>5079685
But religion is boring, I don't need it in my life at all. What I want in life is a place of my own to live, a job, some friends, and a bf, that is the key to my inner happiness.
>>5079694
Isn't there room in your life for JAYSUS?
>>5079694
>inner happiness comes from external sources
you continue to surprise me with your retardation
>>5079594
Hey! sorry I had to go out for a sec
I'm good thanks, glad to hear you are well :3
Work sucks I have it tomorrow and then all weekend ;~;
hope you manage to get through it ok tho. Where do you work?
>>5079694
And as long as you don't have those things, you'll be unhappy
>>5079701
As humans our foundation happiness is derived from social validation. Without it it's impossible to feel completely content.
>>5079694
As conservative as you are I'm surprised you're not religious
>>5079698
Do you rely on Jesus to clothe and feed you?
>>5079703
I'll get through it, just feeling kinda down today. I work at Michael's Craft Store in the framing shop, haha.
>tfw you always forget that progesterone makes you drunk and tingly
>>5079667
chaser plz
>>5079731
*tips beaker*
>>5079728
In that case, Jesus is putting the food in front of you, but who puts the food into your mouth?
>>5079731
*tips gt*
>>5079731
let me tip my fedora for you *tip*
image limit in less than 10 pics
new thread:
>>5079720
how do i get men to buy me stuff from my amazon wishlist?
how can i get a man to buy me makeup and panties and a corset and shoes?
>>5079737
oh my god I love that pic, never seen it before lol
>>5079739
right back at u
>>5079731
>I am a science major, I know there is no such thing as the supernatural.
*tips Godel's Incompleteness Theorems into the trash*
>>5079725
just like when you're talking to boys?
NEXT THREAD
>>5077642
>>5079758
i meant guys from the internet
i'd be open to sucking penis but i dont know how to find someone to let me do that
>>5079767
>the universe isn't mathematical in nature
>>5079788
>qualitative logic emerging from quantitative phenomena supercedes quantitative logic
>>5079782
>Stripping for them works.
okay
but how do i find them in the first place?
I dont want to have to out right cam, but sparky was talking about getting gifts from men too, and she's not a camgirl i dont think
>>5079794
>the presence or absence of a god is not binary and not governed by "trivial axioms"
>selfies and makeup not helping
well at least there's always whiskey
>>5079619
At least you're able to cry, it took a family death scare for me to be able to.
hey yall
>>5079806
Nope I don't cam, I just talk to guys and sometimes they buy me things