mtfg stoned memeu edition

>>5072196
hai hai!!!

Too early tbh.

hello

>>5072207
Sup
I like your name

>>5072212
maki no

>>5072208
Ffs can do wonders tbqh

>>5072212

Maki :(

What about meeee?

>>5072214
Maki leaves forever again when?

>>5072212
thank you :o

I'm good, how are you?

>qt coworker keeps trying to get me to go to a bar with him
>and so is another coworker
I sense a trap.

How's your night going, /mtfg/?

>>5072216
Will it make me stop being disgusted when I look in a mirror?

>>5072212
>I like how your name reminds me of a creepy personalityless onahole

>>5072228
It did for me.
I get no dysphoria from my face anymore

>>5072216
I know that's why I still will look into it if I need it though. Just...it's like $5000 for a brow job I think, and I know I'd need jaw work too...like ugh! I need a lot of money!

>>5072226
It was great until I started thinking about where I must have gone wrong in life to not have a friend who will get high with me and listen to yoshimi battles pink robots.

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>>5072224
Im good really just wanted to compliment your name for obvious reasons
Pic related

>>5072222
You are the only man that has ever made me blush tbh and im straight...its weird i get nervous when talking to you...like I actually give a shit what you think... you know how to talk to people...
._.

>>5072228
It's the name of another rabu raibu character

>>5072221
p-p-p-please help ;_;

>>5072235
>You are the only man that has ever made me blush tbh and im straight
its because you are a girl tbh

>>5072231
Mine costs 26k but it was worth it

holy shit we're in a new thread already wtf happened

>>5072235
oh lol thanks

>>5072243
how do you use the default css? i cant tbh.

>>5072235

Aww that's so sweet. I like that I make you blush.

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>>5072243
Is this better for you your majesty?

>>5072243
Good job Kayla

>>5072244
j-j-j-j-jesus christ ;-;
but I guess if that's what I have to pay to never look like a hon again...
let's just hope I don't end up needing it (I probably will)

>>5072245

Ricky dreamt of war, and war we had.

[spoiler]jk I've been playing video games for 4 hours so I dunno what's going on.[/spoiler]

>>5072221
/soc/ /b/ and passing threads come to mind
If you think you want to ease into it, passing threads definitely.

>>5072220
You get functional code. It makes my brain melt. That makes you pretty clever. Plus I'm pretty hon tier too :P

>>5072235
Oh durr I read that as Rei not Rin, I'm dumb.

>>5072230
That sounds amazing. Who did your ffs?

>>5072232
Finding friends to smoke weed with is easy, anon. Finding friends to listen to what sounds like weeb music, not so much.
>>5072252
I was waiting for it.

>>5072252
...

>>5072257
Zukowski

>>5072258
the flaming lips aren't weeb music

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>>5072257
Posting pics on 4chan is spooky though, I don't want people to save my hon pics.

>>5072243

Kayla....your trip.

>>5072252
AW FUCK

>>5072226
relaxing with some tea
>I sense a trap
I'd take the risk.

>>5072252
Top kek

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>>5072251
not bad / terrible
clean up some more towards the nose. eyebrow should start a bit closer / line up with a bit more with the inner corner of the eye.

>>5072263
>tfw someone saved my prehrt pics on lgbt

Never again

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>>5072243
you're such a stupid girl

>>5072263
Life is suffering, but do you want to pass or not? :^)

>>5072260
Cheers

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>>5072271
this you dont have to compensate for the caveman brow no more you can do normal eyebrows

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>>5072258
>to listen to what sounds like weeb music

>>5072257
Well, I guess we are GFs now. Are we going to matching dotfiles, or are we going for a complementary thing with our rice?

>>5072275
Those were prehrt though

who /corpse bride/?

i want to drink everyone in this thread's piss!

>>5072277
>>5072277
Well I got them threaded today rather quickly. I'll have to do them correctly next time

>>5072272
This would be the worst.
>>5072275
I do but are there no better places?
Im not sure how bad my face is, its so hard to tell ;_;

>>5072275
Shit didn't mean to reply to you D:

I smoke too much weed

>>5072280
wow wtf elanna </3
>>5072283
trip on maki

>>5072280
Let's rice together and coordinate. We should also get matching thinkpads ^^

>>5072285
Reddit maybe?

>>5072288
>too much weed
Smoke more tbqh

>>5072289
What did I do ;~; I'm sorry I'm a slut and she showed me her programming books

>tfw you look at your few remaining pre-HRT pics and can't believe you looked like that at one point
>>5072262
Sorry, "yoshimi battles pink robots" just threw off a lot of weeb vibes, since I've never heard of it.
>>5072267
>tfw no tea
And I dunno, seems like a waste to force myself to go out in public, stress out about being in public, and then go home and feel lonely and stressed.
>>5072288
>tfw no weed
If you're cutting back anon I'll take some.

>>5072284
threading is nice, but i usually just tweeze them myself. sometimes someone else may not know what you're going for / how you want them. especially if you're still early in transition. they may not want to go as hard because they're afraid of ef'ing them up.

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Hello, I spent the day studying how to do fighter-game type sprites.
And also tweaking up some old assets for my portfolio.

Oh, also, dinner.

How's /mtfg/ tonight?

>>5072289
Gomen! We could be The Rice Squad!
>>5072293
I have a T420 already, what are we going for? Lenovo is making a neoretro ThinkPad fairly soon IIRC. Let me export my .Xresources to terminal.sexy, I'm always down to change some shit.

>>5072293
I wish I could im trying to cut back because anxiety is a bitch

>>5072294
>tfw my parents are sitting on a pound

>>5072293
>reddit
Doesn't everyone hugbox there though?

I'm just a bit spooked, maybe here is best.
Not like I have any friends or anything to lose :^)

>>5072296
Circe's cry for attention webm No.81992164

i'm here to plant some seed fam

>>5072296
Circe! You're back! :D
I'm good, just praying I'll be pretty after mones ;-;

>>5072289
How did you know it was me ;)
It actually wasnt me

>>5072296
good some people said yesterday they only come back to the tc, cuz of me, and hear I thought I was a shitlord.

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>>5072296
hey I was just wondering where you were bb !!

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>>5072296
It's been one of those drink-it-straight-from-the-bottle days

>>5072326

What's going on, Caddy?

>>5072309
>>5072296
honestly fam
eyebrows and hair need work. easily could be qt3.14 as fuark. pretty much the major two things holdin' ya back. that and some mascara. like you wanna be a chick, do the work kid. it aint hard.

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>>5072326
=( skype me if you wanna chat

>>5072323
honestly my favorite person in the tc room. will follow to new rooms if go.
i miss drivingvertigo fam

>>5072295
I don't like tweezing because I don't like causing the pain to myself and I tend to mess up with it at times :/

>>5072296
So is the weekend good?

>>5072329
I made the mistake of posting in passgen for the first time.

>>5072332
I appreciate it but I'm okay love. <3

>>5072339

People here can be quite cruel. As a father I think you look like a lovely young lady. I would be worried about the boys.

In any event I hope you feel better soon.

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>>5072314

Yea, I was at a dev con~
I met some peeps who needed at artist, but I'm touching up on my figure sprite skills before sending them my work..

Also making things like pic related look pretty

And we can all only hope, huh
[spoiler]even six years later, to feel it[/spoiler]

>>5072325

At siege con!
In atlanta, talking hair with ilovemakkonen and breaking gucci mane out of jail.

>>5072326
>>5072329
>>5072332

You can skype me, too. >:
Wut's up, bby? </3

>>5072331

> like you wanna be a chick

I'm a genderfluid.

>>5072338

Weekends is the only option, but I gotta get some cash together for the gas and such. It should be ok but as of now, siege con has me stumbling a bit for resources.

>>5072339

>posting in passgen

</3

>>5072348
pretty!
I've always loved sprite work and I dabbled a little in it in high school, but decided to venture further with music instead lol.
And yea, it's all I've got left ;-;
But you look so good don't even worry! (I know you're still gonna)

>>5072305
Exactly. There's no stakes here. Just remember that.

>>5072302
That would be really awesome, I actually think the neoretro thinkpad will be pretty awesome.
>tfw would export .Xresources
>tfw macfag

>>5072318
I love this picture.

>>5072348

Gonna pick up a lady from work and hang for a while, then go to work myself.

Overnights suck but I'm dealing while trying to keep my social life up.

>>5072338
practice / patience. take a tylenol to reduce swelling or ice them down to numb before starting. trust yo. i used to hate it. it still sucks to do. you get better at it. you learn the shape of your face more which'll help you do get better at make-up as well.

literally, the cringiest thing i see is girls with terribly done eyebrows. it can be just a huge give-away.

>>5072353
I look so bad on pics though ;_;
It just gets way worse than when I look in the mirror

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>>5072353
COME TO ARCH WITH ME!

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>>5072357
You gotta learn the art of the selfie, fam.

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>>5072345
>>5072348

I got two "over plucked eyebrows", a "british bilbo bagins chin", a "kind of but not really" and a "no". I was asking for it.

But it's okay because I have this sandwich.

>>5072360
>tfw used Arch
>tfw understand and respect what Arch is, but prefer Debian
We can still get along if we use different distros right? ;~;

>>5072364
Fug. I want a sandwich but I'm trying to lose weight ;~;

>tfw you never kept proper photos of your transition so you can't even make a proper timeline
Welp,
https://unsee.cc
/zugabosi/
Aside from using now slightly outdated pics, and the shit picture quality, what say you, /mtfg/?
>>5072363
Selfies are hard.

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>>5072363
Those emerald eyes :3

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>>5072351

The skills I'm working on aren't quite "pixel work" though
And I'm overall shit at drawing people.
Dicks are the only human body part I can draw well.
Anyways, trying to learn. I feel like I'm digging out bottom-up, tbh.

And.. yea. But, I mean, we all do, don't we?
Some more than others but I'm aight, all around.
As an engaged shut-in, I'm more concerned with comfort than attractiveness for the large majority of my waking life.

>>5072354

I, uh
Wuh? . 3.

>>5072364

Tbh, I've only ever seen one recording, I think, where I'd question your gender.
And I think youse a cute either way [spoiler]even though I know my opinion isn't the only one that matters but hopefully it helps[/spoiler].

>>5072337
awww thank you

>>5072368
I forgot to mention I know about the beard shadow and I'm working on it, and not really asking if I pass, just, if there's really been changes I guess.

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Anyone watch the debates?

>>5072357
TBH you cant be as a bad as me.
>>5072367
I got no qualms with Debian. I just really like pacman and The Arch Way.
>>5072363
qt tbh.

hellow mtfg, been lurking here again, back after 2 yrsish
how are you?

4 dabs later and I approve of this general

>>5072377

I did. Whats up?

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>>5072368
Cute.

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>tfw you have mad mood swings and just want to cuddle someone
>except your high libido that got killed by cypro is slowly coming back day by day

>>5072372
aw it's ok, just a matter of learning and getting the hang of it! And you're certainly doing better than most of us can do! haha

Yea, you're lucky with that haha

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>>5072363
Please teach me.

Maybe what I look like on pics is what I look like to other people ;_; that would be bad
>>5072378
>22 years old hon
>cant be as bad as me
pls

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aaaaaaaaaaaaah i got moisturizer in my eye fuck my lifeeee
>>5072363
learning how to take a selfie is an important part of anyone's transition, i post stupid shit like pic related on soc all the time
>>5072364
everyone here thinks ur qt <3

>>5072386
Can i borrow some libido? Mine went awol. I'll pay in cuddles.

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>>5072372
>Dicks are the only human body part I can draw well.

>>5072389
this was before I figured out how to actually use my lip liner properly. my eyebrows are better now too I swearrrr ;_;

>>5072363
2 duckface

>>5072372
>having skills
normie, reee, etc.

>>5072377
no tho I should totally look stuff up

>>5072379
I'm ok, kinda tipsy suppressing stress, my partner got us tickets for some fancy food thing
how're you, anon?

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>be sick
>coughing
>gf's mom is into "home remedies"
>pulls out this fucking industrial thumper tool, pic related
>high as shit
>terror for bobs ensues
>uses peppermint and wintergreen oil on my neck
>starts beating the shit out of my bobs with the thumper
>this is to help my cough
>holding back tears as my bobs get the beating of their lives
A W K W A R D
W
K
W
A
R
D

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maybe being sedated for the rest of my life in a loony bin somewhere wouldn't be so bad

>>5072390
my libido is trying to go awol. I tried to convince my gf to keep it under control but I'm afraid it's gonna run off with the guy down the street, then the girl next door, then her friend...

>>5072339
Yeah it was my first time too and someone came on a pic of my face.
I'm still mortified.

>>5072399
Well, considering I'm here, I'm not too well. Hit a low, but looks like I'm on my way back up. Might get a little tipsy alone.
Is the fancy food thing over? Was it good?

>>5072401
t-try sitting on it and turning it on

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>tfw crush on qt boy
>tfw want to transition really well so he will be happy with me
>tfw hard to get motivated

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>>5072406
no one ever came on my face or even a picture of it ;~;

>>5072401
terrifying, that manual is also for horses
>>5072409
also this

>>5072368
Raifu a cute! ^^

>>5072378
The ultra customizability was honestly really cool, I just got frustrated having to write a config for everything. Thanks! ^^

>>5072380
Are you marijuana right now?

>>5072388
Pics actually are generally worse than how you appear to other people. I'm pretty shitty at selfies but there's tons of tutorials out there on how to take a good one.

>>5072399
>2 duckface
U shud duckface too tbh

>>5072418
I AM THE WEED
>>5072409
>>5072416
n-no that's lewd, and what? horses?

>>5072415
I mean it's like a compliment but then again what the fuck?!

>>5072418
>tons of tutorials
Know of any good ones?

>>5072414
Help please!

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>>5072420
>n-no that's lewd, and what? horses?
i-its not lewd you would just be getting rid of your cold
through your butte
u should believe me I am a doctor

>>5072423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDKE9-f1alc
:^)

>>5072401
LOL JOCELYN WHAT THE FUCK!?

Also yeah, you should use it between your legs instead.

>>5072406
He came on my picture too just yesterday and now I feel less special ;__; I saved it. lel.

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>>5072415

>>5072420
>>5072428
listen to this she is a doctor
and the operator's manual is for the "maxi pro" and "equine pro". That's for a horse.

>>5072430
t-thanks

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>>5072414

>>5072428
>>5072433
I'm gonna need to see some ID
>>5072431
Alright listen here I AM SICK OF THE D I S R E S P E C T

>>5072439
You should respect your body and
SIT
ON
THAT
THUMPER

>>5072408
anything in particular bringing you down? pls be careful and hydrate with drinking alone
the thing is like the weekend after this upcoming one, it's like a celebration of local food with different events over a few days

>>5072418
honestly a little duckface works for me cus my lips can do that kinda :3 thing but for a lot of people they overdo it and it doesn't do them any favors

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>>5072387

Well, I'm motivated to keep trying at it
and, well, I'm a shut-in for many, many reasons.

>>5072402

Only if you let us visit you in wonderland.

>>5072399

I have things to buy [spoiler]and drink[/spoiler].

>>5072392

Lots of practice.

>>5072437
>>5072414

Probably a horrible idea to transition for someone or any other reason but some form of dysphoria

>>5072439
thump thump thump on your rump rump rump
ride the thumper

>>5072437
Give him a transcript of all the posts you made in mtfg this week. He'll be super impressed and immediately dick you.

I'm so sore from working out the past couple days and all I want is to lay in bed and have a qt bf come rub my soft and aching body ;____;

>>5072440
>>5072444
STAHP

>>5072441
well that sounds fun. This weekend I might be moving furniture out of my old apartment.
Long story short, I tried to an hero and ended up losing my job, apartment, and insurance.

>>5072388
18 and hon'ing it up here.
>>5072418
>I just got frustrated having to write a config for everything.
Yeah, I can see where that would be annoying. I cheated on this install (Desktop), and used the ArchBang install script to get a quick OB set up running without having to run though the whole installer again. I wouldn't use it again though, too much removal after the install.
also pls dont bully me for my colors: http://terminal.sexy/#GyMii21sQ1ZUpUJCODIpX0lKDh4ba1FlXo2HM0JAZlBPh0NDh3pnTSMkKVtRXkFna5OOSlxo

>>5072434
http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/how-to/2014/how-to-take-good-selfies
Just one of them. Google is your friend, almost none of these articles give bad advice.

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>>5072442
I do have massive dysphoria, I just met him after two years.

It gave me some motivation to really try harder but getting started is hard.
>>5072446
hue

>>5072450
you stahp resisting

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>>5072439
sitting on that thumper could just save your life

>>5072452
>That contrast
How do you code with that? ;~;
I can't read low contrast color schemes for long periods. It's pretty but it hurts my eyes.

>tfw no qt guy to degrade me and use me ;~;

So who are the mtfg drugies?

Jocelyn, Circe, and Elanna?

Anyone else?

>>5072467
Who the fuck cares lmao
>>5072460
I might be high but I think that's fake
>>5072456
nou

>>5072467
me too tbqh. id outsmoke most of mtfg.
though i don't take psychs as much as i want to tbh.

>>5072467
I'm reformed, anon. Actually from what I know about elanna we both would have been tranny speed freaks together a few years ago

>>5072467
I just did some acid Saturday. but I don't really drug it up

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>tfw u screw up ur chance to get lunch with a qt
O-ohh well they'd never like me anyway...

>>5072450
CAN'T BUMP THE THUMP
A
N
'
T

B
U
M
P

T
H
E

T
H
U
M
P

>>5072469
>I might be high but I think that's fake
no, its totally legitimate
its right there in the file name

>>5072469
it looks legit, but i wouldn't trust a blonde doctor

>>5072476
male or female qt?

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>>5072455
I need help!

How do I step my game up and just try really hard?
I think getting started with things is hard, I just end up doing nothing.

>>5072471
Um I'll take you up on that challenge.
>>5072474
hell yeah
>>5072477
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

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>>5072469
I am a doctor and you should sit on the thumper.

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>>5072466
I never understood why so many trans are so fucking sub. Maybe this is why i can't get a date. I refuse to subject myself to bull shit. I am a strong woman of color ffs .... I don't need no man or woman

It would be kind of nice though :_:


/sob i am going to wish I could have a drink now.

>>5072389
you look really pretty

>>5072471
Take psychs with me alison ^_____^

>>5072473
Yeah, we'd probably be wonderfully mutually self destructive :D

>>5072489
>not coming to Jocelyn's LSD palace
you're fuckin up fam

>>5072464
I really like low contrast text. Ricing is always looks > functionality too! :p
>>5072467
Reporting in.
>tfw out of benzos

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>>5072455
>>5072483
Do I need a trip to get help here?
Fuck you nerds.

>>5072495
What advice are you looking for anon....just ...do the thing

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>mfw living the young hon life

>>5072484
let's do it

>>5072487
i'm a switch, melly. i can get pretty scary dominant when i'm feeling it.

>>5072489
ok will do

>>5072492
so when is this mtf lsd party?

>>5072492
>tfw jocelyn doesn't put on lsdcon

:_;

I would totally trip out with all of you girls if I could. Although I try to limit that shit because drugs are bad m'kay. No hard core shit either.

>>5072493
benzos are really hard core in my book. I didn't even want to take any my doctor wanted to give me for anxiety. I would hate to be addicted to anything.

>>5072495
other that eathing healthy, getting workouts for women and make-up, hope the mones work their majic

>>5072495
Would you promise to keep the trip on next time you go on shitposting benders?

>>5072467

I'm not a druggy anymore.
Ask Circé four ears ago.
She would've done wut it takes to get her fix.

>>5072495
>>5072455

Honestly, missums, I've never met anyone who didn't just do it out of the desperate need to relieve their dysphoria.
I really don't know if I can even think of anything to say..

>>5072495
Here's some actually advice. Just focus on the very next thing you have to do. Are you on hormones?

>>5072495
lurk moar or be more specific when asking for help

>>5072492
0.0
s-sorry can I still come?

>>5072493
I like functional ricing though :<
It's possible to make things look good and still be functional. It's not the hardest low contrast riced text to read that I've seen though.

>>5072495
there are guides in the OP fam

work on your voice, cry, do cardio exercise, cry, practice makeup, cry, practice your shave, cry, get some girl clothes, cry

just do it

>>5072500
>that gif

is this real life?
u look you got hit from something out of dr who fam

>>5072500
I'm 4 dabs deep and playing ADC in LoL right now. You underestimate my power.
>>5072501
whenever the fuck you all come over
>>5072502
drugs are gr8

>>5072380
I want dabs. I wish it wasn't such a pain in the ass to get them here, and maybe less than $60 a g.
>>5072385
>>5072418
Well, thank you. I wish I could make a better timeline.
>>5072467
I smoke a lot of weed but that's it really. I have no interest in psychedelics or any hard drugs, although part of me wants to try ecstasy.
>>5072476
Are the rest of our personalities welcome to come too, if you ever do go out with someone. And how did you screw it up?

>>5072513
Doesn't doing dabs make you like the crackhead equivalent of a pothead? I don't understand you kids these days.

>>5072513
whoa weird im playing jungler and im pretty high...
i bought two of the same item on accident last time though... lol...

>>5072512
i've been letting myself go because my boss has been asking about my hair and stuff.
i even grew a beard but my mtf friend forced me to shave it.

>>5072519
Don't be hating on hash oil, hash oil is fucking awesome.

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>>5072510
Mhm! ^^
>>5072514
This was 30$

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>>5072497
How do I just do it though?
Its really hard.

>try to do something
>end up doing nothing
every time

>>5072504
>hormones
>magic
They already did what they can do.

>>5072505
Not if you filter me bby

>>5072507
I use escapism to relieve dysphoria, its not the best but it works sometimes.

>>5072508
Yes

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>no straight edge besides me

You know ladies you wouldn't feel as dysphoric if you lived a clean lifestyle

These are my type so if you want to convert to get with mach nasty join my belief structure

It makes you automatically not a hon tbqh

If you want to get with maki daddy the only way to be is drugfree.

Remember that

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>>5072482
[spoiler]male[/spoiler]

>>5072500
shut up sub bitch, I demand you do sounding in front of me. Two rods at the same time then get drunk and put in a bullet vibrator with one rod and use a sounding rod to shove it down there like a musket ball.

>>5072507
i thought you smoked pot

>>5072513
i remember someone went down on me once while I had two hits of dabs. I barely remember what the hell happened other than I came but i didn't feel it coming. It was just a massive bunch of sticky shit everywhere ..... idk how you can play league of cucks on four dab hits. your tolerance must be really high.

>>5072514
Yeah i am iffy about pot tbh. I have anxiety and that makes pot kind of risky for me since it is very hit or miss in triggering the fuck out of me. That said I like psychedelics in moderation. Maybe something I do twice a month at most and ideally once a month.

>>5072523
I have some butter that I have yet to smoke because I need a jerb.

>>5072523
Pot, alcohol, hash, hash oil, lsd
fun

>>5072523
Idk anything about drugs anymore, my anxiety would literally kill me if I tried to roll or get high at this point. The only thing I miss is ecstasy tho tbh

>>5072531
wow that's way too specific and detailed. i'mma need you to tone it down a bit.

>>5072528
>you ladies wouldn't feel as dysphoric if you lived a clean lifestyle
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>5072521
>i've been letting myself go because my boss has been asking about my hair and stuff.
>i even grew a beard but my mtf friend forced me to shave it.


so you were hit by the dysphoria wave? is that a dalek thingy?

>>5072528
I'm pretty straight edge, my only vice is eating too much crap to try and make myself feel better.

>>5072538
i have no idea what you're talking about lol. i dont watch doctor who.

>>5072537
this. I started doing drugs because a transguy was helping me relieve my dysphoria

oOH SHITES I feel the drunk now

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>>5072528
weed literally relieves my dysphoria too bad i can't get any right now

>>5072451
I'm sorry, that's rlly rough and a huge setback,
were/are you in therapy? I hope stuff gets better for you, anon

>>5072466
>tfw ur partner loves and respects u so much that she has trouble being rlly mean and use-y
>tfw at least she's gotten a taste for bullying u

>>5072467
well I wouldn't like to describe myself as a druggy but I admit I'm kinda an alcoholic and I use a lot more cannabis then I'd like too, also I kinda rlly like to trip on psychedelics sometimes even if it can be scary and make me sick

>>5072487
I can act kinda domme from knowing what subs want but I don't rlly get anything out of it besides giving pleasure which I rlly like

>>5072530
hah, you're straight

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>>5072540
trip on ronnie

>>5072502
I love 'em though. They make getting drunk super fun too.
>>5072510
Yeah, it could stand to be more functional.
>>5072524
I'm super jelly tbh.
>>5072528
>You know ladies you wouldn't feel as dysphoric if you lived a clean lifestyle
Yeah, I like my drugs. They are the best method of escapism, and they go great with other methods too.

>>5072535
Dear lord MDMA is god tier. It's so easy to go overboard with it though, I was a really really stupid kid when I started doing E too much.

>>5072541
I'm sorry fam I assumed you were brit cause of the fam and the general malaise

I'm concerned for you

>>5072547
LOL I was in therapy but then the losing job and insurance thing.

>>5072552
When I move to Canada we can go to some albertan honky tonk together and trade war stories

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>>5072536
:_;


I know what I want though ...

>You know ladies you wouldn't feel as dysphoric if you lived a clean lifestyle

i started hormones at 19 and didn't drink until I was mid 22. I have not drunk in over a week and i average about six alcoholic drinks a month. I haven't smoked weed in four months and I maybe do a psychedelic once a month with the last time I tripped being 9-17-15. I am pretty clean in terms of my use of psychoactive substances

>>5072547
i guess. Honestly I am pretty vanilla in terms of what I want. God old missionary is good enough for me, but if you made me pick a role i would be dom because I know what the fuck I want and as I learned, i like making other people happy and dominating people makes people happy.

>>5072550
I don't drink very much and since I don't drink very much I can get drunk off of three beers and wasted off of five.

>tfw no partner to spend time with.

I have decided to trips...if I remember how. apparently my computer remembers the trip code from 2 yrs ago
also, drunk

>>5072558
>an albertan honky tonk
lel
I say we do it, I got me some stories, mostly funny ones, I don't like to focus on the negative ones.

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Boyyys...

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>>5072546
>weed relieves my dysphoria
Ok goyim keep supporting industries that promote cancer and death toward humanity. Weed has always been nothing more than a plant created by certain organisations to promote insanity and the illusion of freedom of thought.

>>5072540
I eat too little
800calories a day but it could also be These stimulants plus food is shit anyway imotbhtbqh

>>5072537
Let's use me for example
Im drug free
Im not dysphoric

There isn't a coincidence here tbh fam...

>>5072554
why are you concerned for me? and nah i get that a lot tho. mistaken for hispanic or english my whole life.

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>>5072530
>male
>mfw

>>5072567
ouch

>>5072568
Are you saying you're trans and have a good baseline on drug free vs drug fueled dysphoria?
You're also not even drug free, you did coke like 3 times last week. ._.

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>>5072568
>Weed has always been nothing more than a plant created by certain organisations to promote insanity and the illusion of freedom of thought.
>certain organisations
What kind of /pol/ bullshit have you been reading child

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>>5072568
>Ok goyim keep supporting industries that promote cancer and death toward humanity. Weed has always been nothing more than a plant created by certain organisations to promote insanity and the illusion of freedom of thought.
this is another classic shitpost right?

>>5072572
>why are you concerned for me

I dunno memes I guess?
compassion is a meme

Maybe i'm not trans.

How do I know?

>>5072567
I love that you can use bluntness to tell people off. It's more of a subtle and seduce now ask questions later game if you aren't telling them to go away

>>5072582
Scissors -> dick
If you're unhappy after, you weren't trans, sorry fam ):

>>5072574
u look like your eyes belong to on the cover of those poorly rendered romance novels

>>5072583
Lol yeah I am admittedly a little less blunt with people I'm actually interested in. It does say I'm trans in my profile tho

>>5072548
B-but I'm a boy......

Are we all tripping now? Fuck it, might as well.
>>5072560
>I can get drunk off of three beers and wasted off of five.
I'm super fucking jelly.

>>5072581
oh ok. i thought your compassion for me was real... ;~; i'm going out to get food anon... i hope you have a good day/night. much love fam.

>>5072584
My dick is already broken from hrt, nothing of value was lost.

How do I know tho?

>>5072531

Oh, I guess sometimes.
Pretty rarely, tho, tbh
I mean, when I DO have it, I smoke everytime my belly isn't bothering me too much.
Otherwise, I'm just an periodic wino.

so, who else is not sober atm?

>>5072593
>was real... ;~;
I...

I fucked it up I'm am so sorry

>>5072582
If u koud push le button to bcum fmale wud u pres it?
Yes equals trutrans
No ur a chaser

>>5072579
Im being serious though pot has never provided anybody in this planet any sort of service ever.
Also if one more fucking stoner pushes their agenda on me im going to burn them literally. Ive already beaten the shit out like three stoners because they are compete garbage of people and im better in every single way.

Fuck I hate stoners.

>>5072576
Coke isn't a drug though because it helps you learn Japanese and listen attentively.
A drug like pot is shit because it provides the world with nothing

Arts for people who can't do math so that doesn't count.


>>5072578
You're a fucking moron grow up and open your eyes child

>>5072604
I would but how do I know for sure tho?

>>5072602
Please dont play with the emotions of my good friend alison anon

>>5072591
well the thing is if I were to drink a lot every day it would take 12 pack to get drunk. I remember at one point it got so bad around May that I would drink a six pack every fucking day and I couldn't even get a slight buzz anymore or the fact I could drunk 750ml of rum in one night and only get drunk but not wasted. I was really close to crossing the line into alcoholism tbh and I was getting width drawls and cravings for it. Even as late as labor day I was fighting it, but I pretty much one the battle now. Never again will I drink that much because it was getting close to being full on alcy

>>5072597
well that is good. I try to stay on top of my consumption of stuff.

>>5072593
don't eat or you will become fat.

>>5072610
yeah it is kinda te story of my life- one fuck up after another

>>5072604
>coke isn't a drug
C'mon maki, you're smarter than that

>>5072619
Are they though?

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>>5072549
yeah my life is a joke right
hahahaha

>>5072568
I wish I could eat that little

>>5072616
don't eat and then drink
anorexoholia is fucking awesome. Unfortunately, since getting into a committed relationship, I gave up the anorexia, but I gave up the alcoholism so I can still get drunk easily. just if you are gonna be an alcoholic being an anorexic is the only way to go.

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>>5072604
>doesn't cause cancer
>actually inhibits, and can reverse, lung cancer and other cancers
>not physically addictive in a significant sense
>promotes minor neurogenesis
>LD50 that can only be reached by smoking so much that you'd suffocate of sheer smoke inhalation long beforehand
>only illegal to artificially prop up existing alcohol/tobacco/fiber/plastic/pharmaceutical/prison industries

come on maki you're better than this

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>that lonely feel when all your friends are abusive and you're sick of putting up with their tyrades and your only non-abusive friend is always busy with her college

>>5072531
>I have anxiety and that makes pot kind of risky for me since it is very hit or miss in triggering the fuck out of me
if u care to u could try to pay attention to which strains work for u more and stuff since the cannabinoid concentrations can vary a lot

>>5072555
got any plan for moving forward? sorry if u don't wanna dwell on stuff, we could talk about something else

>>5072560
yeah most more vanilla stuff can kinda #trigger my dysphoria/clash with my sensitive digestive system so more kinky and power dynamic stuff is how I kinda enjoy stuff for myself more tho I totally get the whole making people happy stuff cus that's like one of the main turn-ons with sex stuff from me
I'm not rlly dom tho and fold quickly with resistance, the only way I'm rlly genuinely dom is being aggressive about giving pleasure like trying to continue stuff through orgasm and build to more unless I'm like slapped away

>>5072599
yep

>>5072604
>Coke isn't a drug though because it helps you learn Japanese and listen attentively.
Stims are drugs.
>>5072616
I never got that bad. Closest I've ever got to being addicted to something that isn't caffine or nicotine, was oxies.

>>5072531
>your tolerance must be really high
im always really high
>>5072550
hehe

DO I TAKE A 5TH? BTW I WON THAT LOL GAME AND CARRIED
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

lets fight god but be totally chill about it

>>5072641
If I had wax, I'd take a fifth hit.

>>5072638
>stims are drugs
Ok mom

>>5072634
>>5072619
Im just shitposting
Im bored and playing super sm4sh

>>5072641
girl you're fucking crazy

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yo!

>>5072637
>one of the main turn-ons with sex stuff from me
for me*
there's probably other fuck-ups in taht post but I'm getting pretty drunk so whateves

>>5072645
is it rlly a fight if it's totally chill? isn't that mopre like hanging out or something?

>>5072628
omg yes it is, but honestly it was bad of me to deal with my problems while getting drunk. It didn't really solve anything and if anything it made the problem worse. That is why i am cool with most psychedelics because i mainly use them to gain insight on myself and get some sort of spiritual thing out of it, but never to escape.

>>5072637
>if u care to u could try to pay attention to which strains work for u more and stuff since the cannabinoid concentrations can vary a lot

I suppose, but honestly just being in the right state of mind is all that is needed for me. I mean the reason I don't smoke any right now is just that I need to find a better job. Once I get that done with I might smoke like once a month or something.

>I'm not rlly dom tho and fold quickly with resistance, the only way I'm rlly genuinely dom is being aggressive about giving pleasure like trying to continue stuff through orgasm and build to more unless I'm like slapped away

Some people need to be betabebs though. idk I just kind of figured out what I want really and learned to communicate it better with others.

>>5072641
lol, I swear I play games better on weed. Mostly because I have laser like focus while playing them. That said that is maybe a bowl or two, not four fucking dabs lol. I would have time distortions with that much thc in me.

>>5072651
don't trigger me like that

weed legalisation is an election issue here

>>5072637
>got any plan
LOL this is also me.
I'm using my now okay with me again family and my, unfortunately wants me to only have sex with her, girlfriend to help get me back on my feet

Fucking great not being sober. Me and my gf are trying to plan a queer camp out on my mother's woodlot on the river and take a bunch of acid but looks like we have to wait til spring now.

Omfg I just banged my breast bud straight into a door frame. I think I broke my boob ;_;

>>5072661
idk why you think you can ask me that question. it hurts.

>>5072666
T R U D E A U
R
U
D
E
A
U

>>5072664
gotta find the drugs that treat you well. I can handle my booze as long as my libido is satisfied. otherwise that will get me into trouble.

>>5072669
DAMN tripping is tripping me up.
I am ashamed at that joke.

>>5072678
Honestly I think all drugs should be stayed away from, but I drink, smoke weed, will do a psychedelic once in awhile. idk I just want to get to a point where I can get insight without using a drug or need to deal with my problems without drugs. idk if I will ever get to that point because drinking really helps me socialize a lot.

>>5072649
>>5072653
imma do it
>>5072664
it's really hit or miss for me, either super focused or straight retard

>>5072684
>I just want to get to a point where I can get insight without using a drug
what kind of insight do you mean?

is the first person in the passgen a tripfag? because she is a qt

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>>5072672
I can only hurt and fuck stuff up, it's who I am

>>5072705
No

>>5072711
sad

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>tfw dysphoria
Why the fuck has it been so bad lately?
When the fuck does it end?

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>>5072705
What? I don't pass lol.


>>5072695
lol,

Weed makes me so fucking dumb and depressed some times. I remember I was just crying to this song while listening to this song over and over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO56mFZ7mvQ

>>5072715
It never ends.

But I feel a whole let better now that I'm high.

>>5072715
You gotta stay away from mirrors, wear a lot of clothes and never talk.

Pro tips.

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>>5072676
damn straight, going in early on the 19th

>>5072721
>You gotta stay away from mirrors
mirrors are the mind-killer

I hope everyone in this thread dies except for me

>>5072715
never. but don't try to an hero. your employer will figure a way to get rid of you and then life really sucks. or make sure no one stops your an heroing. that also sucks. partying like there is no tomorrow is an okay answer though

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>>5072715
Let mama Jocelyn dab you up, it'll make you feel better.
>>5072717
Ohlawd
>>5072719
Ayyy

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>>5072730
jocelyn!!
omg hiiii


>>5072726
BEXE!!!! DID YOU SEE [A] v NiP last night?!?!

>>5072726
Yeah, I have mine covered up so I don't have to look at myself.

Having to stay silent when crying is hard and hurts sometimes but its better than hearing my voice, makes it way worse.

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this one goes out to all the baby's mamas mamas mamas baby's mamas mamas.

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>>5072733
i did and it was fucking INSANE

all those maelstrom procs

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>>5072730
>Those brows
>That forehead
>Covering up manliness by jacking up the brightness

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>>5072715

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>>5072739
OMFG I WAS LOSING MY MIND
I WAS TALKING TO ERIN THE WHOLE THING THINKING NO WAY

I WILL NEVER DOUBT THEM AGAIIN

MY BOYS

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>>5072740
we all do it

>>5072733
hiya
>>5072740
dude same
>post picture that isn't manipulated
>anons get mad
>post picture that is manipulated
>anons get mad
>post any picture
>anons get mad
what can I do for you my friend

>>5072719
That doesn't make me feel a whole lot better, but I guess at least it might be legal after this election

>>5072721
I hate mirrors
I hate phones
I hate being naked if I can see myself
And I thought that I would be able to cope with all three eventually

>>5072729
I'm too old to party. I burned myself out when I was younger and even more dysphoric.

>>5072730
Thanks joce
>>5072741
Thanks Caddy

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>>5072730
you have pretty eyes. Smile a little more and let hrt work its magic. I think you look cute.

No homo

>>5072754
she's 420ed out and isn't even attempting to look female...ban anons tbh. joce a cute

>>5072751
>answering your phone
>not covering up mirror except for when you have to go outside

Git gud, I know those feels though.

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>>5072756
Nothing wrong with being 420'ed out. I just personally try to avoid being under the influence. I honestly don't look down on people who do non addictive drugs. ,

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I wonder what it feels like to not be grossed out by yourself

Cis scum have it too easy.

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>>5072746
i will always doubt

just to make their wins that much more exciting

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>>5072761
>>5072754
head on, apply directly to the forehead
also ty I think you pass as well

>go back to old general I used to inhabit and cancer up
>start getting banned repeatedly for flirting with everyone there
>WHAT THE FUCK MAKI YOU WEREN'T A HUGE FAGGOT BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON A FUCKING BOAT FAGGOT


You girls turned me gay

>>5072770
Cis people (especially women) are grossed out by themselves quite often. You're not special.

>>5072775
you pass better in that pic and are very cute.

idk i can't say no homo .....

stop being cute lol.

>>5072778
Not like this though, probably.

sup

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>>5072777
you're a girl maki

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>>5072777
Uh-huh.

describe dysphoria to me

>>5072760
I'm apparently a glutton for punishment. I use the mirror, and at a casual glance I look ok, then I start to hone in in the hopes I'll look different. It never happens.

Phones, I have no choice.

>>5072777
It begins

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>>5072761
awww, you deleted
I was gonna post a tongue out shot too.

maybe getting too drunk to pass reCAPTCHA

>>5072781
sup
i'm posting quality shitpots as usual and as usual they go unnoticed.

>>5072786
Dysphoria is...
She be doing things like having them boys come from her neighborhood
To the studio trying to fight me
She need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
Private school, daycare, shit medical bills I pay that

>>5072779
I hate to be redundant (b/c I think you're nuts), but you are retarded if you think Jocelyn is more fem looking then you

>>5072789
i notice you

>>5072789
Git gewd pleb

>>5072782
>>5072787
>>5072785
You girls turned me into a monster...
My daddy thinks im even more gay than I was before...
But seriously he noticed something was off because he saw my red maki wig in the mail...

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>>5072715
If I looked like you I'd feel dysphoric too.

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>>5072786

>>5072794
melly just think passing=cute
she passes. but she looks like a 5/10 latina.
fuck i'd pay good money to look like a 5/10 cis girl.

>>5072795
i love you tbqh

>>5072796
maki since you let me smoke weed when we were dating does that mean you love me more than the other girls?

>>5072797
>that face
Oh hon you look beautiful.

>>5072796
>i-its just for h-halloween daddy