/MTFG/ / Male to Female General

>>5053669
>slight step up from Dr. who
ok thank god i was reading that correctly

>>5053670
WHY does beast boy have a utility belt?
he's a goddamn shapeshifter

>>5053670
>deviantart shipping art in op.
at least do sonic.
>>5053686
>not being fashionable.

>>5053687
my fashion is cargo shorts and t-shirts, in shades of gray and earth tones
nothing in my life requires dressing up and i hope it never does

>>5053670
So, MTF general, why are you spending your friday shitposting instead of being social?

>>5053704
I get the feeling that you don't know how to read that graph.

>>5053694
Plans got changed to Saturday and I don't have the energy to go out two days in a row.

threadly reminder to report all straight men (transbians) and direct them to their designated shitposting thread (translesgen and lesgen)

>>5053711
>My mental illness is greater than yours.

Fuck off you literal retard, you're all degenerate fucks.

>>5053691
Please link cargo shorts because I only have one pair and I love them.

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>>5053694
because i'm depressed and stricken with anxiety and either autistic or schizoid

>tfw you really just want to hug someone and fall asleep together but instead you're shitposting and drinking

>>5053687
http://img01.deviantart.net/0cc7/i/2013/196/a/7/sonic_and_amy___love_in_the_sunlight_by_nictrain123-d6dn88s.png

>>5053662
So your partner was FtM and left you to transition? Sorry the wording just confused me a little...it sounds incredibly messy

I know what you mean though, I'm not sure I can ever forgive him for what he did, or when he did it. We're friends, but I don't know how to feel when we see each other.

>>5053704
So 6% of people take issue with us having been guys? Neat.
Also they don't mind us doing it with dogs.

>>5053717
i just buy them from macy's
>>5053723
yes, after we had talked about the prospect of me transitioning
and even after he proposed while we were still together
>>5053725
according to that survey, we're worse than dogfuckers

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this game is so wise

hi friends :)

how are we toniight

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>>5053718
Have a drink with me bexe

>>5053730
yes but dog fuckers shouldn't be hated either, so I don't really mind.

>>5053725
More than that. Since people were allowed to choose multiple things we don't know for sure how high the percent is. Because of how shitty strawpoll is when it allows "select one or more" all we can say for sure is that out of 117 or more people there are at least 9 who do not think "she used to be a guy" is amongst the worst things.

>>5053652
sorry
*hand on shoulder*

>true love is a band aid

I want to say that you're wrong,
I believe that you do grow and mature and become wiser afterwards

I've taken enough wrong turns in life to know that all experiences teach you something

>>5053730
I see I'll have to spend a day in a Macy's when they have a sale for qt shorts

>>5053738
You're grasping at straws.

>>5053749
No, that's really all we can tell.
The situation isn't nearly that bad, but strawpoll doesn't even tell us how many unique voters there were, just total votes cast.

>>5053737
>animal abusers shouldn't be hate

u wot?

>tfw not raven
>tfw not beastboy shapeshifting into ravens

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It brings a tear to my eye that people still hate me

>>5053757
hate is just bad policy tbh

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>>5053736
this one's on me

>>5053730
You were engaged? I'm really sorry..

>>5053741
That's what my ex keeps telling me, and he's at least sold me on the fact that I've grown enough to not deal with my problems exclusively with drugs. I guess I've grown a little, but it sure doesn't feel like it.

>>5053760
I'd eat you in a heartbeat.

>>5053757
>animal abusers
If it's a girl it's not abuse, the dog has to take the active role, if it doesn't want to, it won't.

>>5053760
>tfw there's only jew york style downstate and i'm stuck here

>>5053759
>ravens
wow my phone
>>5053775
Dogs don't have sex out of want, they do it out of instinct.

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>>5053765
Ok, but round two's on me

>>5053780
One could also make the argument that humans want to have sex out of instinct, but I'm mostly just playing devil's advocate.

>>5053781
i love you. please marry me

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>>5053670
So um this guy seems legit.

>>5053786
As am I. I have no idea how to feel about this topic.

>>5053760
yummmmmmmmmmm

>tfw never a boyfriend

>>5053694
because I am a loser and its saturday

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>>5053775
Bill please speaking of dog fuckers why ate those the only women interested in me oh wait it cause I look like a dog I bet.

Picture related

>>5053789
But anon I'm crying over my last relationship still...

How the hell does anyone come to be certain about something like this? Let alone if you're fairly masculine

>>5053737
Neither should pedos :^)

Your a fountain of wisdom anon.

>>5053811
you can only transition if you get aroused when you put on your wife's panties. thats the sure sign of being trans, just ask bruce jenner

>>5053807
at least you had a relationship. nothing lasts forever kiddo. maybe i could be ur gf.

>>5053811
I ran out of non-suicide options and I didn't need to be sure any more.

>>5053780
>Dogs don't have sex out of want, they do it out of instinct
No, there's absolutely nothing that supports that, total myth. Dogs get chemical joy release from it the same way a human does, not sure if it's specifically endorphins or something else, but they do, as do all mammals. So if your argument is "it is not voluntary, it is instinct" that's retarded, cause then every way you could interact with a dog is involuntary abuse, and it would basically be too primal to even conceptualize sexual abuse.
if your argument is "a dog wouldn't initiate sex with a woman, so it has to be abuse" then you're demonstrably wrong.

>>5053766
is it better to have loved and lost
or to never have loved at all?

<sorry everyone for being a cheesy romantic>

>>5053781
you really shouldn't post pic of your hands

>>5053816
And if you were wrong?

>>5053790
Yo pm me on fb

>>5053817
Dear God you are insane do yourself a favor and inject ever clear into your nuts

>>5053804
who's bill?
>>5053813
>dogs and children are the same
not condoning sex with puppies.

>>5053760
A tear in your eye like a big pizza pie?

That's amore.

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>>5053781
we /canadianbeer/ now?

>>5053811
honestly I don't think it's something you just decide one day, usually you've known most of your life

>>5053834
>man hands/10
>man decor/10
pls be a qt boy

so guys im hungry and want to watch netflix. what foods should i get?

also i'm poor. plz respond quickly this is emergency

>>5053829
My psychotic ex

They are but both are equally reprenhisible as you are abusing a being incapable of understanding the concept of intimacy.

>>5053826
Who dis I have to wait till I get home I have my password in a book.

>>5053827
I mean, why? for having opinions? personally I've never had sex with dogs, it seems gross to me.

>>5053838
Pizza there is no other substitute.

how do you guys even find bfs?

i'm pretty sure it's impossible, and have given up.

>>5053835
Known is a strong word, but if you say so

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>>5053834
>canadians

>>5053841
It's angie.
I missed your message the other day :/

>>5053841
A child is perfectly capable of understanding intimacy, that's why it's fucked up.

>>5053849
Okcupid, I've been on tons of dates since I made a profile on okcupid. But my last serious boyfriend was actually my plumber

>>5053848
ditto

>>5053850
well at least it was like that for me.
You've always wanted to be the other gender and then one day you find out it's real and you can do it and just automatically you say "yes"

>>5053824
Not that anon but suicide would be the only option left tbh.

>>5053849
Its impossible most guys are insane sexual most girls are frigid can't win wish I was asexual.

>>5053858
Princess peach dat u.

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>>5053815
Maybe when I'm over it, I'm not there yet.

>>5053820
>is it better to have loved and lost...
Both have their advantages. If you've never loved you're still your own person. The hardest part about breaking up with someone you've been with for a long time is trying to figure out where their personality begins and yours ends.
>you really shouldn't post pics of your hands
Fuk u I do wat I want

>>5053834
Lager or Ale?

>>5053790
>That image
>Tennessee
Run
>>5053802
Its friday.
Oh wait you're in australia.
Shit.
>>5053817
Dogs know how to have sex. The fact that dogs always know how is demonstration that the action is inspired by instinct.

>>5053869
humans will also instinctually know how to have sex. are you joking? do you think masturbation and sexual attraction are learned behaviors?

>>5053853
Oh okay I will message you when I get home.

>there are straight men who spend their days lurking and stalking tripfags just to shit-post about them for hours every single day in a thread for transgender girls

I'm just trying to picture what a fully grown man would look like hunched over his computer shit-posting on mtfg would look like. It's kind of a scary thought, actually.

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this "the only consent is verbally stated in a human language" meme has simply got to end

>>5053866
Ale.

>>5053852
Sorry.

>>5053877
>there are straight men who spend their days lurking and stalking tripfags just to shit-post about them for hours every single day in a thread for transgender girls
They're called transbians, ANON

>>5053877

i like lily

>>5053877
Nah, picture him sadder, more worn away and probably stoned/overtired
He isn't creepy or scary, he's just exhausted

>>5053884
I consent to you touching my butt, if you want.

>>5053869
Yeah I'm not even going to catfish him just reviving a message made me scared I live in tn it's not so bad just really boring.

>>5053884
Please God I'm sick of dog fuckers messaging me do I look like a dog fucker or something wait don't answer than anons.but seriously make it end please

>>5053891
sounds almost as sad as picturing your typical MtF posting here on mtfg

>>5053891
Awe did you have a long day at work mister? ):

>>5053886
Correct answer, lets /canadianbeer/ together

>>5053884
arf arf arf arf *sniff* tbh

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>>5053886
>Saying sorry for being Canadian
I-It's okay. Please don't feel sorry for it.

>>5053901
>>5053903
Pretty much to both.

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>>5053892
i consent to holding hands and walking down the street together before we really get serious, anon

>>5053901
this tbh

>>5053866
>tfw you feel someone is a friend
>tfw friends don't lewd
>tfw hands won't meet hips

>>5053916
um, holding hands is more lewd than butt touching doe

>>5053916
I guess that's ok since you're cute.
Seems pretty serious though. I've touched more butts than I've held hands.

>>5053917
>>tfw friends don't lewd
You need better friends

>>5053854
Well duh but it's still equally fucked to abuse a dog like that too they may not understand but they can still be affected to the point where they have ptsds I even put my dog in another room when I have sex so as not to traumatize him. Animals have feels too.

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>>5053909
I'm sorry that we apologize so much.

>>5053916
Do you consent to having awkward conversations and blushing a lot?

>>5053917
Pic related

>>5053927
YOUUUU!

you're the one that started it with your fun posting, lol

>>5053927
Hey jormy, you stuck around even after all the drama?

>>5053929
Listen, do you not understand the difference of a dog getting fucked, and a dog initiating sex itself and literally being 100% not acted upon?

>>5053927
Those exsist? To me they are rarer than a white rhino.

>>5053931
>dem hands
but sorry, it's immoral for friends to touch each other in non-friendly ways

>>5053940
Dogs don't initiate sex with humans buddy unless they are fucking your leg. Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad.

>>5053766
yes, with the operative word being "was"
i honestly don't remember how to love a person anymore
i know that sounds cheesy as fuck but like, we both knew each other, we didn't have secrets, i wasn't surprised by his decision to transition, but how did i fall so far in his heart from being the one he pledged his life to, to being just another girl on the way?

>>5053903
You know your days gone wrong when a Canadian is being rude to you

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>tfw no platonic bed sharing with a friend

I wonder if my old guy friends will still let me when I come out to them as trans. We still shared beds when I came out as gay...

>>5053942
I'm all for friendly touching in friendly ways
>tfw no adri to hold you when you fell asleep in San fransisco

>>5053953
Did you finish listening to her book?

>>5053947
Yeah, that's just untrue.
And I specifically said I was arguing from that premise, so you've basically been talking past me this entire time.

>>5053953
>platonic bed sharing with a friend
this is asking for trouble

inb4 prude

but who will rap- replace jocelyn??

>>5053953
I miss that feel one of my straight friend held me all night cause he was having a good dream I had to hide my gt that morning was my coming out to them. Being drunk can be fun drunken cuddles are awesome sauce.

>tfw drinking super manly ginger mojitos and he asked me and my mom if he could get anything else for us ladies even after seeing my boy ID

I love california tbqh

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>ordered hormones 4 weeks ago
>still haven't arrived
>no hormones left
>body is betraying me again

Please send help ;_;

>>5053942
But my hands are gross, you wouldn't want these being lewd with you ;~;

>>5053952
Yup

>>5053949
I don't know. I think if people knew how things like that happened then there would be a lot less hearbreak in the world. Love sucks.

>>5053963
Prude

>>5053969
Qq iktf is terrible :(

>>5053969
I know that feel mine ran out again my aunt didn't send much cause she is poor so I'm hoping that I will FAX my prescription works with in house otherwise I'm fucked.

>>5053974
people suck
there's no love without people

>>5053958
No but she talks about that a lot. I just got through the rape that people claim didn't happen... and what she described was a lot like my grey-area-rapey-sex I had...

>>5053963
I used to do it all the time with my straight friends and anyone who doesn't know them doesn't believe we weren't fucking.

>>5053966
Oh my gosh I love it!!

>>5053969
Alldaychemist always took a month from purchase to my mailbox...

>>5053974
The hell did I do? </3

>>5053956
>friendly ways

a handshake
a pat on the back
a tap on the shoulder
embracing an arm with your hand
a light hug

>>5053934
W-what did I do?

>>5053939
I'm bored

>>5053941
Yeh, it can make hanging out pretty awks tho...

>>5053981
Holding hands
Head on the shoulder
Arms around you pressed into you while you sleep

>>5053980
I don't know what I did but I'm sorry ;~;

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>>5053979
I used inhouse, they usually take 3 weeks so i'm a bit worried and i'm also out of money.

>>5053978
>not getting an android companion


>>5053962
Name one time a dog has humped a human other than to show dominance dogs don't have sex on anything other than instinctual response to mate or show their dominance.

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>>5053926
want to touch butts and walk down the street together first?

>>5053920
well that depends on how you're holding hands doesn't it?

>>5053931
i-i do that without consent...

>>5053989
I assumed the "Hard day at work" thing was sarcastic

>>5053988
#triggered

>tfw I've been talking to this qt boy on tinder for about an hour
>tfw he says he wants to transition
>tee he's muscular and has a deeper voice than I had when I started
>tfw I know he won't pass

Why do I have to be so unlucky

>>5053991
love is between two people
it's just convenient that all the people on earth are also human

>>5053997
post a pic of him pls

>>5053979
So true it shame my cover got blown I still can't believe the stuff I did with straight guys like shotgunning a blunt that turned into a kiss Lol cause I "slipped". So fun now days all I do is work and haven't felt any intimacy in like a year.

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>>5053991
Literally hundreds of recorded incidents.
And whether it's to show dominance is hardly relevant is it? it's them actively deciding it with no act from the human upon them.
And it is scientific fact that all (or close to all) mammals enjoy sex, whether it's instinctive or not.

>>5053993
Not really I was just cracking a joke at how you were probably one of those straight dudes commenting on your appearance.

>>5053992
R-really? I thought awkward tension was lewd

>>5053978
Sadly I'm starting to think this way.

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>tfw not going to get my hormones and will be without for another month at least.

Is this hell?

>>5053999
I was making a joke silly but I can see your really sad so I'm sorry if it's any consolation you are a beautiful woman and I'm sure you can find a qt to love again someday.

>>5053987
True.after me and my best friend screwed around we pretty stopped being close and only ever hooked up it was lame I lost my best friend to my baser instincts.

>>5054013
To be fair I wasn't the one implying straight men, but yea I may look more like a lich than a human

>>5054015
Yes. It is.
QHI has added a day to processing for each instance of shitposting.

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I'm leaving my home town in two months and looking for a better place to transition.

Please help me decide, I've never been good at this.

I'm 23 and my trade is cooking, so I could get a job anywhere.

>>5054013
>starting
good luck
>>5054020
i'm a cruel, petty, and heartless woman who kills things for being in my way and tells the brute truth to people in no condition to hear it

>>5054015
If you're coming off hormones for a month, yes, it's going to be hell...

>>5054024
Awe. Trust me I'm no better, I got like 3 hours of sleep last night.

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>>5054028
>Your order has been received.
>It will ship in approximately 972 business days.

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>>5054003
This is the only one I have on my phone that isn't lewd

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>>5054013
it just kind of happens even when the other person isn't asking for it... if we're both awkwardly tense then it just gets even worse than usual...

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>>5054028
>implying I used QHI
>>5054037
I've been without AA for like two weeks already and just ran out of estrogen.

I just want my stuff, pls ihp ;_;

>>5054047
He wouldn't have trouble passing tbh. A nosejob and hrt would get him to cute.

>>5054037
Some people suit the wonderland look, but that's sleep deprivation.

>>5054031
Denver is nice and has many work opportunities. Are you an Americunt?

>>5054058
Yes. What does Denver offer that L.A. wouldn't? Out of curiosity.

>>5054057
>the wonderland look
explain

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>>5054053
o-ok lets not do that then..

>>5054047
>This is the only one I have on my phone that isn't lewd
s-so he sent you lewd photos of himself? o.o what kind anon? hes pretty qt

>>5054031
Either somewhere on the West Coast like Oregon or Washington or somewhere on the East Coast like Maine (that's where I live!)

>>5054073
I'm closer to the West, so let's talk there.

>>5054054
Brace for it, it's going to be rough. If you're on spiro it's pretty rough, if you're on cypro you're going to want to kill yourself, I know I did.

Pain is temporary though anon :<

>>5054078
yea either Oregon (like Portland) or Washington (Seattle maybe), they're really chill about people just living their lives. And there's a couple ladies from here who live there (Kayla lives in Seattle, I don't remember who lives in Portland)

>>5053997
I feel like this is how I make people feel whenever I talk about transitioning

they're always like

"wtfff, but ur a good looking guy!"

>tfw no terrible jaw and receding chin

being an ugly guy seems to work wonders for passing as a decent looking girl, at least from the transition timelines ive seen

>>5054063
You never been there? You've not slept in about 4x as you should have, you look completely gone because you're somewhere between content and human-screensaver mode while the very few thoughts you manage to keep up get completely sidetracked and confused, until you start passing out no matter what you're doing. It's a good look too, you tend to keep your chin up and your lips pursed, like a small child huffing at having to go to bed.

>>5054078
Seattle tbh mate

>>5054085
He's also 34

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>>5054084
Why not California?

>>5054084
Nah K lives in LA and might be moving to Seattle.

>>5054092
idk I don't know much about Cali lol
I heard some people can be dicks though

>>5054094
oh shit my b

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>>5054083
M-Maybe they're just a bit slow and i'll get my hormones next week.

I was without hormones for a month once and it made me feel really bad.

>if you're on cypro you're going to want to kill yourself, I know I did.
I've been without cypro for two weeks or something now, feels bad.

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>>5054069
c-could we touch butts in silence then? we wouldn't even have to hold hands either...

>>5054088
oh i get that look sometime after Oh-Bitch-Thirty at magic prereleases
it's not that it's a particularly long time to be awake, but it's a lot of emotional and mental energy expended over the course of 8 hours of magic

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i need more money for more clothes

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>>5054088
You mean like this?

>>5054120
i need that clothes
>>5054122
more pain under the eyes, i think

>>5054091
Ah, well I'm 18 so fuq da haturz

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>>5054120
what you need to do is fuck off back to translesgen, sir with the rest of the straight men like you.

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>tfw will never pass

Good morning girls

[spoiler] it's actually 12:30 but I just woke up so [spoiler]

>tfw no transgender girlfriend

I'm not a chaser btw

>>5054137
trip on maki

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>>5054126
from phlemus ss 16
its real good

>>5054131
heyyyyyyyy binaryyyyyyyyy whatssssssssss upppppppppppp

>>5054094
I don't live in LA, southern california is not just LA you know.

>>5054120
>tfw keeping way too many expensive catalogues in bookmarks

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>>5054103
Ouch, I know what you're going through right now :<
I hope you get your order soon, it's good to keep an emergency supply to avoid this stuff happening.

>>5054110
O-ok we can do that. i m-might say something awkward cuz im shy though

>>5054137
a-are you qt anon?

>>5054146
I'm above average but I have some acne tbh

are you qt?

>>5054140
sup bro, whats it like being a straight man pretending he's a lesbian even though you're 6 feet tall and have to wear size 14 shoes in womens lmao

>>5054141
What I thought you did unless someone else said you did. I thought your clinic was in LA? Oh well

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>>5054031
>>5054058
>>5054084
>>5054089
>>5054092
>>5054097
>mfw I'll make the same money I do in a poor border town working in L.A.

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>>5054141
>southern california is not just LA you know

>>5054149
I'm the qtest and most passable here so yes. how tall are you? and more importantly are you white?

>>5054118
MTG? Prereleases are pretty much the best, and I say that as a scrub
>>5054122
Close, chin up more because it's the only reason your eyes are open.

>>5054159
5'10 and yes I'm white
I wear a size 14 shoe and have brown hair

Any more questions? :^)

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>>5054150
actually im cackling at u tbh

>>5054162
they're pretty awful when 6am rolls around and you thought it would be a good idea to pregame FNM so you're going on 11 hours of card games

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>>5054159
>not asking if they're jewish

>>5053974
going to miss those hands, but HEY, we can do bro friendly stuff like play video games

>Prude
totally
unsee.cc
/surodibe/

>>5054168
>prerelease
>6 packs
>nothing but poop
oh what a good format :^)
I'll just do release drafts tbqh

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>you will never pass
>you will never have a great voice
>you will never be happy

It's not too late they said, you'll be fine they said.

>>5054179
be my gf

>>5054174
nice japanese censorship

Sup derps

Anyone might want to meet up with me in Seattle between October 30th and November 2nd? IDK if I will move there but that is around the time i expect to be visiting. Also I might be in phoenix, Scottsdale area, between 23th through the 25th of this month if anyone wants to meet up.

>>5054157
I'm glad though, LA is a fucking SHIT hole

>>5054151
clinic is in LA, its a 100 mile drive for me

>>5054176
prerelease is my fav tbh

>>5054174
>do bro friendly things
hipanon pls ;~;

>>5054179
>tfw HRT is merely delaying your suicide

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>>5054166
I'm laughing at how you think you remotely look feminine. ahaha this shit is gross as fuck. how does your girlfriend keep from vomiting when you take your clothes off lmao

>>5054176
i had a pretty good bug scions thing going
>>5054183
yeah i know

>>5054165
d-do you have a throwaway email anon-kun? ^.^

>>5054182
take me to seattle fuck stick
did you get your ford?

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>>5054180
No, kill yourself.
>>5054186
iktf
>tfw hormones didnt help much and there's no hope
>tfw 5´10" with huge shoulders and awful everything

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>>5054134
>implying it' not 9:45 pm
>implying time zones are real

>>5054194
I bought a Lamborghini huracan and I am flying up to Seattle on concord

>>5054194
Why Seattle, you emotional nightmare.

Just in case you're reading this umaru, could you come into the dub room? I'd like to talk.

>>5054140
>Phlemuns
His ss16 stuff is great (also he's like, one of the few who make menswear that doesn't look like shit)

>>5054205
Be serious, I have made all my plans to go with you, I said I will pay for gas and drive my share.

>>5054191
yes I do!

[email protected]

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Hello girls! How is everyone doing?

>>5054208
its cold and they accept tranny faggots like me

>>5054214
I'm drunk :S

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>>5054219
Good to hear!

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>>5054214
depression drinking

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>>5054201
>>5054201
>>5054201

>>5054214
>getting over being sick
>had my first gender therapy appointment today
>helping a friend get info on going FtM
>listening to the Decemberists

if I still didn't have a painful cough I'd say 10/10 but I'm gonna go 7/10 cause coughing is like death

>>5054217
>implying California isn't liberal as Fuck

OH WAIT. You're in the poverty area aren't you? Where they are no different than any other bigot town, huh?

>>5054214
Lurking and realising I'm not as much of an alchie as I thought

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>>5054214
Suffering, not passing, messing up my sleep schedule, headache from crying.

Living the dream.

>>5054231
>>>/cocaine/

>>5054228
actually I am in a pretty wealthy area but still, its pretty damn conservative. So Cal blows for trans people so I am fucking done with all of it here.

>>5054211
sent e-mail! :)

>>5054210
I am a drug queenpin known as El Maricon. I bought a concorde plane, restored it and bought a few cool cars. I bought a fedora and plan to move my base of operations to the northwest where the locals will nickname me Schrödinger's Cat and I will teach some poor kid my trade of drug dealing and then some how fuck it all up and I will have to live in Montana with cancer, but I will come back and shoot everyone up and my lawyer will get his own show after I am dead.

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>>5054188
like honestly i just dont understand, which is why im laughing
u come back after however long, spamming the same old pics u spammed at me over 2 years ago, expecting me to react... how exactly? like idgi honestly lolol

>>5054209
oh thank god someone else who follows fashion
yah i saw it on tumblr today and its pretty excellent. like especially i rly want this dress >>5054120

>>5054238
Where?

>>5054238
What?

>>5054222
:D
Nice trips

>>5054229
Drink moar

>>5054225
Good vibes alison, mtfg needs good vibes right now.

>>5054225
I wouldn't even bring his name up at all.

>>5054239
> i am pretty wealthy
You sure are, you spent five grand on a motocross bike then bitch about how you are too poor to move to seattle! But that bike is a part of you like you said so you can't sell it.

>>5054238
>tfw no gallon of cocaine
;-;

>>5054251
I'm good, I have work tomorrow/soon. Drink is too much.

>>>>5054239
Rich or poor, if you don't follow the herd, you are not accepted. Sigh. What a world.

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>>5054229
>>5054229
>>5054223
>>5054219
tfw not drinking

>>5054257
>>5054238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJ62vlZbls

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>>5054181
I'm very conservative

>>5054185
just pass me the controller good homie

>>5054256
are we going to seattle or not? I am serious

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>started hrt late
>old
>5´10"
>16" shoulders
>man hands and man feet
>man face
>huge nose
>man eyes
>ugly lips
>no hips
>only boobs from hrt

What do? ;_;

>>5054246
Here, you'll feel more comfortable here, sir. You can talk with other straight men such as yourself

>>5049717
>>5049717
>>5049717
>>5049717
>>5049717

here's tons of other straight men that share your crossdressing interests, you'll feel at home where you can talk about anime and how you have zero dysphoria

>>5054269
stop being a hiki neet

>>5054263
Be happy, your life is probably better.

>>5054265
>those hands
Get. Out. Of. My. House.

>>5054205
>i bought a lambo
Pics and timestamp or it didnt happen

>>5053956
Thanx for holding me through the night btw, I really needed it

You having fun?

>tfw no mtf [spoiler]gf[/spoiler]

>>5054274
Why would that help?
It would make things worse if anything.

>>5054275
>get out of my house
Lol'd

i just want to start over

why does life have to be like this

>>5054276
when we parked she said "oh it doesn't matter where we park, I dont have a bag in here so they won't smash my windows"

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>>5054274
>stop being a hiki neet
how

>>5054272
kk, so ur just throwing whatever random insults u can think up at me and hoping one will stick. got it

>>5054251
>>5054225
i just bought an eighth lets get high yall

>>5053670

Grats on your bf

>you will never start hrt earlier than 20 and be shorter than 5´10" so you have a chance at passing
Please kill me

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>>5053704
>used to
im still a guy lol

>>5054294
I just went downstairs and got a Q for free, im high as shit

>>5054294
I have no weed ;~;

>>5054290
There is no reset button on life though, we all just have to make do with what we're given. Life isn't all depression and suffering.

>>5054305
That's why you don't have the wonderland look

>>5054305
>we all just have to make do with what we're given
>Life isn't all depression and suffering
lel

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>>5054294
>tfw cant get high with my favorite trips all together

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>>5054303
Trip on Jocelyn

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>>5054305
the only thing that has ever made physical or philosophical sense to me is the universe as a fractal infinite consciousness, therefore suicide is a reset button

>>5054312
But it's not. Life hands you some fucking awful stuff but it doesn't hand you awful stuff all the time.

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>>5054303
>>5054305
>>5054292
mfw I can't smoke weed because I think I'm having a heart attack.

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>>5054313
>tfw u cant get high at all cuz u dont know where to get stuff

>>5054268
>>5054268
90% I will just fly there tbh. My parents are paying for the flight if I fly up there and they told me they don't want me getting another reckless driving for doing 50 over the speed limit again since they don't think I will be as lucky being the charge. If I do move up there though I will drive up there for sure, since I need to bring up a car for me to have up there anyways, and if you want to join in that then you are more than welcome. I can bring your shit too if you have somewhere to move into by the time that happens.

>>5054321
Maybe when you pass but living as a hon is awful all the time, sleeping is the only good thing in life.

how did kiwi get raped?

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>>5054325
>Haven't smoked in 3 years
>Legalization in probably another year or two

>>5054323
>not drunk
>can't smoke weed
why live ;~;

>>5054320
I wish that really were how it was. If I could turn back time and do it all over again I would. Time doesn't go any direction but forwards though...

>>5054329
Are you telling me that hons don't enjoy little things? Or have friends? Or have fun? Ever?

>tfw nobody to play dota with
>tfw I only have 2 steam friends

>sitting in my front yard smoking weed alone

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT /MTFG/
WATCHA
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>WATCHAN
>PLAYAN
>LISTENAN

>>5054330
jocelyn went to meet with kiwi and he surprised her at the door, ripped her clothes off and sodomized her with a pair of scissors. she said she didnt want to speak about the incident any further on mtfg

>>5054336
>Are you telling me that hons don't enjoy little things? Or have friends? Or have fun? Ever?

I don't, haven't had a real friend in years and will never be comfortable enough with myself to have a real life.

>>5054341
pizza
mountain dew (but am smoking)
twitch
LoL
luca lush

>>5054341
Eatan ice cream
watching nintendo quest
drinking water cause i'm nursing a buzz already

>>5054336
idk, if I start drinking, I start to feel ok being a man.

>>5054341
>EATAN
Nothin cause I'm sick

>DRINKAN
Spearmint Tea

>WATCHAN
Youtube Videos then prolly Sportscenter

>PLAYAN
Nothin

>LISTENAN
The Decemberists

>>5054336
>not trying the other legal high
dxm is legal yo. Although I have been working towards being 100% sober. It is going pretty good. My only weakness is that I drink zero calorie Arizona green tea. Fucking caffeine is the only drug I pretty much take now a days.

>>5054341
I plan on playing league of cucks in a few but I am just trying to relax a bit before. I might put on some rock or edm before i start. Oh, I have a giant bottle of green tea in front of me :3c

>>5054338
>tfw 39 friends
>only play with one

>>5054341
B-but its saturday afternoon!

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>>5054246
That dress looks really good, although I think I have a slight preference for the similar looking top and skirt version in that collection.

>>5054335
>tfw the provinces refuse to enforce marijuana prohibition

>>5054341
Water
Water
Nothing
I tried to play chivalry
Daughter

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wow what a day

first the power goes out in the whole store for an hour and a half while there's thunder and lightning and pouring rain outside, i end up having to write off a bunch of food that went bad from staying out refrigerated too long, it was a sad sight to see

then later i end up trying to talk a drunk guy out of suicide for like 30 minutes, i'm a cashier i shouldn't have to do that tbh

ugh today felt so long, how was your day /mtfg/?

>>5054341
About to make a sammich
Beer
Gogglebox
Adventure Capitalist
Korn

>>5054353
Are there provinces that do enforce it? I'm used to dispensaries everywhere, but I assume that BC is the outlier there.

>>5054341
>drinkin
Granville Island Raspberry Ale
>playin
About to play mushihimesama

>>5054349
Don't do that then, it gets too tempting

>>5054344
Are you saying you'll never have a friend though?

>>5054351
DXM is really really gross. I don't think I've ever had a worse drug experience. Puking for 8 hours while having an out of body experience

>>5054356
sucked, lots of yardwork.

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>>5054357
>korn
lmao

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>>5054353
yeah i love the overextended arms. so good tbh. and that skirt hnngghh

wheres my money tho i need money

>>5054341
Water, broccoli soup, not sure yet, nothing tonight, and a friend's new mix

>>5054359
I'm not sure, I know Ontario, Quebec and BC all kinda told the feds to get fucked at some point and it's not like the feds can do anything if these three provinces don't want to, constitution or no.

>>5054353
I just have no suppliers and I'm too beta to ask someone on campus.

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>>5054336
time is just another dimension of the energy-matter matrix

"forwards in time" is likely only a concept created by a dimension-limited set of self-coherent conscious phenomena

if i kill myself the consciousness of others will persist, and if they kill themselves my own consciousness will persist... consciousness itself is a property of the universe, and its relation/relevance/coherence to ourselves as individuals is dependent on its relative complexity compared to ourselves

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>>5054361
>Are you saying you'll never have a friend though?
Not as long as i'm a hon so yes.
everyone i've asked have told me I don't have a chance of passing.

>>5054325
Oh id share with you! If i could :s

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i wanna fuck sneaky

>>5054368
Literally my first thought whenever I check this stuff, that and "what if I actually drop from this size fast enough for it not to matter maybe I could just wait out and use my old crap for a few more months"

If I didn't control myself I could literally put together a clothing wishlist big enough to buy a new Tesla. v.v

>>5054361
Reminds me of the last time I was sick I decided why since I am already taking this shit why not trip on it. I ended up throwing up and staring at a mirror for a half hour wondering who the hell was this chubby asian lady with an enlarge clit was doing in my room until I realized I was looking at myself then laughing uncontrollably until I closed my eyes and thought I was in kill la kill for a few hours. Then after opening my eyes I realized i couldn't control my eyes and i was uncontrollably cross eyed for about two hours.

Yeah that was a dumb idea, but the kill la kill was pretty good

>>5054375
You have one of two choices anon I mean Jocelyn, c9 wins worlds or c9 loses the rest of their games and as a result sneaky quits c9, transitions and becomes your transbian gf.

>>5054375
J..jocylyn?

>>5054373
That doesn't preclude having friends...

>>5054371
Idk, I've always subscribed to the belief that consciousness was an illusion created by an incredibly complicated computer such as the human brain. In the absence of brain function, consciousness will cease to exist. Or maybe it will exist again at some point in the future when the same identical arrangement of atoms is created again at some other point in the universe. It's still not a reset button, it just means it will reappear at some later point at a random location in the universe.

>>5054381
>c9 wins worlds

Not gonna happen.

They will make it out of groups but get crushed after that

>>5054386
>Or maybe it will exist again at some point in the future when the same identical arrangement of atoms is created again at some other point in the universe. It's still not a reset button, it just means it will reappear at some later point at a random location in the universe.
Thats what I always thought too. Its not terribly comforting though...

>>5054386
I can't have friends if I dont have a voice or don't leave my apartment.

>>5054390
It is a thought experiment, nothing more, nothing less. Stop autisming out pls.

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>>5054301
>tfw you'll never get fucked like rawr does all the time because they will always see you as a boy

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>>5054376
lolol
i feel like that if i plan it out i can probably afford a piece or two from the collection by the time it hit stores. so. i really do have to plan out my spring/summer wardrobe ahead of time lol
*marks down to check up on phlemuns in february

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>>5054375
best c9 tbh

>>5054381
To each their own, you can keep your dissociative drugs, the high and I don't get along. I find that weird closed eye dreamy state of DXM nauseating, and ketamine is just terrifying.

>>5054393
Those are both things you can fix though. Voice is training, leaving your apartment can be fixed by leaving your apartment, even if it's scary.

>>5054402
>disgusting hon
>leaving apartment
I'd rather not.

>>5054398
i haven't had actual sex for like ages lol

and everyone does still see me as a boy so

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>>5054287
>like wat?
are console gamers normally this serious?

>>5054275
oops, I shouldn't waste food

ok, I just licked them

>>5054399
that pics reminds me of this tbh

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1444352801770.webm

>>5054402
I am not into dissociative drugs and I will never take K because of how addictive it could be. I am not that into drugs. I will admit I have taken them in the past though.

>>5054407
I am rounding six months with no end in sight. At the rate i am going the drought will end in California before my sexual drought ends.

>>5054269
same
except i am 5'11, 17" shoulders tbqh

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>>5054412
>>5054265

my cousin used to do that all the time and it would make me sick, i'd have to keep wet tissues nearby whenever we played console games to wipe the controller down with after he passed it to me

>>5054401
how was the rape?