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тЦ╢Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
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old >>5044414

Let's do our best, girls!
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First for Oddish is a piece of shit
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>post my friend safari on reddit
>looking for some mons I don't have on my friend safari list that I want to breed
>no one adds me because shit mons
kill me ;~~~;
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>>5045635
>tfw poison mons
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>>5045633
*oddish
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>spring
>starts getting hot
>buy some summer clothes
>goes back to being cold
I-I didn't want to wear them anyway...

>>5045635
iktf ;~;
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>>5045639
same... kakuna ariados muk... kill me.
poison is a good type but no ou mons means no one loves me.

>>5045641
no luck in life or in game. ;~;
being mtf is suffering.
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>>5045640
The reason why it isn't capitalized because you're not even a proper person let alone a proper noun.

Or you're just fucking retarded and don't even know basic English language.
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Xth for how much everyone adores my Umewmew <3 I love you guys!
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>>5045642
femboy, when?
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>>5045645
tell her to turn on her trip if she is going to bash oddish, kek
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>>5045645
I just hate Oddish

Kira is objectively a better person physically and mentally in every single way.
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>>5045641
I can't believe my jormy has mean bones in her body

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>>5045637
it's alright, i think i just need to go to sleep for now

thank you to everyone else who's been supporting me too, every little thing really helps me feel better about transitioning and outweighs the negative opinions by the no-name anons by far

also i felt cute today in the city, the creep-shot of me eating didn't help though
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>when a random person replies to a kira post
>"oh my heeyyy who are you whats up" or whatever kiraism
>completely nice and usually the first person to welcome people

>when someone tries to talk to oddish
>"who are you?" "do I know you"
>Oddish is too stupud to realize this is a 4chan forum where anybody can respond
>oddish literally thinks only certain people can talk to her.


Just a reminder why Kira has a 9/10 gf like elfginger
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>>5045646
when I meet the gay man of my dreams and he slowly talks me into being non-op non-binary,
;~;
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>>5045652
>>5045661
*oddish
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>>5045665
do i know u?
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>>5045665
>whiny about something small

CLASSIC Oddish
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>>5045616
Yeah that's true!! I am actually enjoying this whole thing it's just that early mornings SUCK

But yeah life IS temporary right? So no point worrying and no reason not to make the most of life even when it's tough!!

>>5045642
I think my safari is rly bad too ;_;
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>>5045665
Last time i checked you're not a species you're using this in the name field thus making it Oddish
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>>5045663
good plan

femboy is my backup plan, but I've done it and more people accept you b/c you're cis male

I've walked into highend boutiques and they greet you like you're good looking

you should be fab with your height
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>>5045650
She says she doesn't want to use a trip ^^;
>>5045652
>>5045661
Aww ^-^ Her Kiraisms rub off on me quite a bit hehe. She's also a total at 3.14 too!
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>>5045671
Yeah it's pretty obvious when it isn't kira anyways...
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>anons bully oddish for bullying kira
why? why can't we all just be friends?

>>5045668
nah I like your spheal. spheal is so cute. and it's shiny is pink!!!
also yeah life is great tooo tbqh. and like i'm really glad you're enjoying college fam.. ;~;.

>>5045670
oh yeah I used to have guys fall for me all the time as a guy. like I could not fight them off. but as an mtf it's like I have to fight for someone to want me... femboy is definitely something i'm going back to if this trans thing doesn't work out.
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mtfg i'm constantly torn between wanting to be really thin with tiny bobs and really big with huge bobs and ass.
does anyone else have this problem? considering the fact that my ass is big and keeps getting bigger, but my waist isn't naturally tiny i feel like big bobs/booty is more in the realm of possibility anyways lmao
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>>5045677
Post ass and we shall decide
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>>5045674
I just like bullying oddish ^.^ tbqh <.<
I want to make her kill herself ^____^
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>>5045677
I've always been on the big side
Big bobs /big booty is best
I say go big or go home tbh
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>>5045677
You don't have a big booty, yours is more a boy butt.
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>>5045675
I still love you bbgirl
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>>5045677
I kind of prefer to have a little thickness.
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>>5045681
edgy
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>>5045673
That's exactly what she told me ^-^ I'm glad others see it that way too
>>5045677
I feel like curvy would suit you more. You would look really pretty either way tbh
>>5045681
Don't say that >.< That's like super mean
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maki, your like a stain that just won't go away

>>5045684
it's all about the angles, yo
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>>5045681
Mission accomplished
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>>5045674
SPHEAL IS IN MINE ???

Also I really hope transition works out for you ;_; the thought of a girl settling for femboy life cause transition is hard... it makes me sad but I understand it

Talk to me btw if you ever feel bad or unsure plssss
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>>5045671
she's a super intelligent sweetheart and I wish she liked me more but I creep her out because I'm like ten years older than her and look like a man 30 years older than her
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>>5045692
she's pretty mean to you sheen, and I hate her for that

you're funny when say ironic things
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>>5045689
>it's all about the angles, yo
or just have superior butt genetics like me.
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I hate all trip.
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>>5045655
I can show you my mean bone if you want ;)
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>>5045696
I actually have a killer butt too, but it's small, but my small waist and killer legs makes it the total package

>>5045701
if you had a funny pic with that post, it would have been more redeeming
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>>5045700
Ban anons tbqh tbh
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>>5045692
I don't see how would you creep her out. You're a totally sweet and spent a lot of time chatting with us on plug.dj.
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>>5045703
real men turn on their trips
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>MFW CAPTCHA
WTF AHAHAH

>>5045678

everyone's seen it 1238901283109 times

>>5045682

>go big or go home
tbh this is actually a nice way to think about it, ty lol

>>5045684

i'm about a 28" waist and 38" hip tbh. which is above average for women in the states anyways. i want a 26" waist and a 44" hip tho. i could prob get the hip measurement from eating a ton and shooting perlutal too but then my waist measurement would go up as well, so... lol

>>5045686
>>5045688

hm i see i see *takes note
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>>5045700
Its okay, we hate ourselves too.
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ICE: SPHEAL, BERGMITE, DEWGONG!!!
Better than most safari's I've seen.
Not the best, but pretty good.
I'll tots talk to you if I feel the need to vent or whatever. But I'm off to bed now. ttyl fam. good luck with school today.

>>5045703
this
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>>5045695
>she's pretty mean to you sheen,
no she's not, she just doesn't know how to handle my autism
>I hate her for that
I wish you wouldn't, she thinks I incite people to hate her
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Edie please add me on Skype. I need to speak with you about something.
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>>5045708
Isn't bergmite that dumb ice trash that evolves into bigger dumb ice trash
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>>5045711
did kiwi give you an std?
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>>5045689
>Oddish went anon
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>>5045718
I never go anon.
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>>5045709
you may annoy me, sheen
but still, she treats you like dirt,
and I ain't gonna have it

I'll kick her ass irl if I have too
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>>5045720
How are you?
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>>5045708
meant for >>5045691
wow I'm dumb

>>5045712
yes but I like It sort of because it's an ok pokemon battles iirc. highest defense out of all ice types.
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I wanna be eyecandy for men soooo badly ;_;
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>>5045707

i don't hate myself ;3;

>>5045711

i added you but idk if you got it
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>>5045640

Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish! Oddish!
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>>5045722
Considering suicide.
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>>5045703
>yfw he new owner of 4chan plans on eliminating trip function
I can't wait to see the look on all your faces when you can't be special snowflakes anymore.
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>>5045708
OK gn allie

>>5045712
Don't bully bergmite you nerd
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>>5045725
You're a lucky one
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>>5045728
please don't. ;~; I really like you. and we need to make movies together still.

>>5045730
gn for real now lol... ;~;
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>>5045706
>not posting butt
Nut up doll.
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>>5045702
Sorry anon, playing dota, didnt have time to find the right anime girl ;~;
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>>5045728
Oddish

>>5045729
This
Being anons more fun
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>>5045728
Why?
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>>5045732
Don't you have to go through with it once you've made a note? Isn't that like a law?
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>>5045734
ok, just remember being mean, even to oddish, is still being mean
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>>5045729
Lol omg i'll literally run around my house laughing like a mad woman when that happens.
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>>5045738
do it
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>>5045739
I'm not being mean I'm just giving my honest opinion
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>>5045645
Umaru is the nicest trip
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>>5045743
No you're right oddish is a piece of shit

>kira of all people is narcissistic

What a fucking joke of a human
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>>5045738
fuck you for making me stay up past my bed time. and fuck you if you kill yourself. like seriously? over a stupid internet conversation?
do you really value the opinion of anons here?
they're anons.
they have no souls. ;~;
if they did they would trip.
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>>5045743
if you don't have anything nice to say, then you probably should keep it to yourself
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>>5045742
I won't, I'm too scared still.
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>>5045740
That's p sad
Do it naked and stream it at least
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>>5045738
oddish don't do it please just don't...I hate you trips with the force of a thousands suns but I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tell me who trolled you?
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>>5045747
That's mean...

;_;
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>>5045750
What's sadder is that trips will start killing themselves if that happened.

First ones to bite the bullet
>Kayla
>mado
>oddish
>Alison
>etc etc
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>>5045747
I know, I needed to get stuff done, and here I am wasting time
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>>5045747
>anon's aren't important
This is why we hate you special snowflake faglords.
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>>5045755
I dont have an issue with any of them besides Oddish.
Just because she says snide things than when someone says something back she cries about it.
Seriously kiras a narcissist...
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>>5045747
It's not because of some butt mad anons.
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>>5045729
>>5045740

lol maybe i'm the only one who posted frequently when the trip function was removed on /soc/ in the trans threads forever ago but we all just responded with pictures of ourselves so we'd know who was talking to who. if anything you're going to hate us even more lmao
just imagine, if that happens my ugly face will just be staring at you in the eyes every time i say something

>>5045733

everyone's see my butt tho i've posted it a bajillion times
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>>5045761
>snide comments
Anon all these trips say snide and sarcastic comments then wonder why anon's attack them. Then they act all innocent and shit which makes me laugh.

This is a tripfags world, we're just living in it.
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>>5045754
>>5045760
ban anons

>>5045755
i'll never kill myself tbh
I've gone too far into the spiritual realm of things and read too much into Buddhism.
I was at a time content with nothing but my consciousness while living in my car for a few weeks.
I found god I think. killing myself is beneath me.

>>5045762
get better soon. or give me your address so I can call 911. this kind of behavior is beneath you fam. good night.
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>>5045765
I wish all these triptrenders would stop
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>>5045763
>we all just responded with pictures of ourselves so we'd know who was talking to who
Yeah you can't do that now because it's a rule violation, considered avatar fagging.

Go ahead and do it though, make my day.
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>>5045764
Why spend money and time on this painless shit when i could drink bleach
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>>5045765
o anon i just joined your master race now.
i think business is about to pick up.
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>>5045768
>This kind of behavior is beneath you
Lol
>>22589482
>>22589553
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>>5045763
>everynes seen my butt
It must not have been too great because I never hear anything about it. The only great butt stories I hear are about rawr and some other trip I can't think of atm.

Indulge me.
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>>5045770

make every one of my days by making me ur wife my anon husbando

>>5045777

n-no
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>>5045771
ooo don't drink bleach oddish cmon dont be so fucking weak minded to let me break you like that.
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>>5045770
You realize how many rules get broken every thread? and people already avafag
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>>5045778
Wow, hon! You look great!!
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>>5045776
Whoops
>>>/soc/22589482
>>>/soc/22589553
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>>5045769
>>5045774
Welcome to the anon sisterhood of darkness. Prepare yourselves....we're gonna burn this mother to the ground.

Just make sure we do it by 7am...I have class then.
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>>5045776
you think dipshit got banned, lol
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>>5045768
>bad anon's
>calls all anon's worthless
Bitch you called down the thunder, deal with the consequences of your actions.
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>>5045780
>and people already avafag
And it's annoying when people post the same images repeatedly in every thread
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>>5045783
Oddish don't do it
I don't want you to kill yourself fam.
I don't want you dead just want to bully you since you annoy me and you can't handle criticism or bullying despite dishing it out.
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>>5045770
>not just having enough pictures of yourself to not break avatarfagging rules
Do you even know where you're posting?
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>>5045778
Bitch I don't wanna date you, I have standards. Besides red heads pee the bed.
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>>5045787
uh huh
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>>5045780
>>5045789
People have already been banned for it including myself. You just have to have more then one person report it for mode to do something around here.

Operation ban avatar fag trips is in motion.
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How's everyone tonight?
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>>5045782
>>5045790

thank you wow gosh ^3^

>>5045783

you know if you kill yourself you're basically taking away any possibility of your life getting any better or having more positives than negatives in it right? it'd be like if you had a bunch of lottery tickets and lit them all on fire. you may as well stick around and figure out how much better it can get or improve on it, or at least try your luck. if you don't think life is worth much you're not losing anything by gambling on a better future.
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>>5045794
oddish killed herself.
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>>5045793
Been that way for years, if you haven't been banned because of it yet you're not fagging hard enough.
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Who are the most trustworthy trips?
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>>5045777
>some other trip I can't think of atm.
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>>5045801
Idk who you are.....ohhhh wait are you that trip that always posts confused anime girl images?
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>>5045801
Pls
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>>5045797
Idk dude I only posted my pic twice and boom 3 day ban hammer.
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>>5045806
Mods throw tantrums
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>>5045803
>Idk who you are
I guess I need to post it more ;~;

>>5045805
W-what are you trying to say? I knew you were lying!
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>>5045794
kiwi killed herself
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>>5045795
I've told people the exact same shit before. Oh, you should find another excuse to keep trudging through shit because maybe someday you won't. But the sad truth is that life is chaotic and blind, there is next to no chance I'll ever succeed at something, and continuing to live is sapping my family of resources and every day they love me a little less for it. I'm already all alone and tired of trying. Wouldn't it be nicer to not exist, wouldn't it be easier?
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>>5045812
Lying about what?! I just think it's silly of you to assume they're talking about your butte.
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>>5045817
just wait until you get guilt tripped for feeling suicidal from your friends and family and it makes things even worse
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>>5045820
Pls I wasn't assuming
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>>5045817
Life being chaotic and blind actually gives you some fair chances of success over time. Your family probably still loves you in their way even if you feel that way.

Not existing removes the chaos, it also removes the chance to do anything. It's easier only in the way not trying is easier than fucking up.

>>5045794
Memers are being stupid as usual.

Am a bit down due to fears that my second therapist is being a fuckup again.

How are you
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>>5045820
>>5045824
are you two dating again and pretending the other is a girly boy again?
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>>5045817
>Wouldn't it be nicer to not exist, wouldn't it be easier?

lmao no
i mean i don't believe in heaven and hell and all that shit but i do believe that we can't in any way comprehend the vast emptiness and nothing that befalls our consciousness after we die. i don't think it'd be easy to be able to handle that or deal with that at all if that's even something we could in any way control or experience.

killing yourself isn't like turning off an xbox and walking away. you won't be on the other side like 'wow fam it's so nice and so much easier now!!!' like you're not going to enjoy yourself and your troubles and responsibilities aren't going to fade away. the truth is that life can be horrible and awful but literally the only person you truly have is yourself and it's not only your sole responsibility to take care of yourself but it's also your sole failure if you don't. if your best friend was saying this kind of shit you wouldn't tell her to go jump off a cliff. be your own best friend. find a way to be resourceful on your own. don't give up on yourself.
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>>5045826
Yeh, Raifu is straight now, so I detransitioned
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>>5045821
I just want my mom or someone to tell me they love me, sincerely, and actually seem like they give a shit. I just want my family at least, to love me the way they did when i was a child and i wasnt a fuck up yet.

Fuck it though. I am a fuck up. I've disappointed my mother, I've annoyed my grandfather, I've embarrassed my uncles and basically everyone out here, and no one wants me around.
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>>5045831
you have detransitioned
so I take it you cut your hair, threw out your clothes and makeup and your hrt?
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>>5045826
Don't listen to her, you all saw what she said the other day about liking boys that are girls. So I detransed but went full time for her.
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>>5045831
>>5045835
wait so you two are back together shitposting again?
this is wonderful news
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>>5045835
W-wait you detransitioned too? S-so we're both boys now??
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>>5045829
But, edie, my question was rhetorical. Of course it's easier to not exist. You have no consciousness and there is nothing, literally no effort or awareness required. Just imagine- you don't wake up in the morning with regrets, you don't have to consider what you're doing with your life, you don't have to feel sad that you're not a girl or that you're alone or that you're a burden, and you don't have to struggle against terrifying fucking dreams to fet to sleep at night. Imagine that.
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>>5045839
I told you we need to work on communication damnit.
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>>5045839
/out/ /gaygen/
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>>5045839
boys aren't allowed to stutter type
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>>5045798
I am
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>>5045840
I'd rather experience agony for the rest of conceivable time and space than not experience anything at all.
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>>5045840
The thing is you don't experience this. It's not relief, you, the person, is somewhere between nothing and possibly stuck on the very last moment.
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>>5045842
God dammit, ok whos gonna dedetransition? You're the beta in this relationship so you should tbh
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>>5045850
Really? I wouldn't. I feel like existence and awareness are sort of a mistake, like an offshoot of evolution that shouldn't have happened.
>>5045854
Yea. The relief is a temporary feeling that i have now because i will later not have any feelings or awareness.
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>>5045840

....ya but you also don't get to actually live. you don't get to feel the lack of burden or woes in your life. which makes it worthless, and in no way rewarding. you don't really sound like you don't want to live, you sound like the kind of person who doesn't want everything to be so hard. which makes sense. you're literally the only person who can change your life though, and suicide isn't changing your life, it's ending it.
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>>5045856
you should both dedetransition
and then rock scissors paper to choose who dededetransitions
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>>5045856
>You're the beta
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>
Besides, you're the one with a trillion plushies, and boobs, like a girl! You should dedetransition tbqh smdh fam
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>>5045858
Ending it seems like the only positive step i can take. I could stay here and try to get some sort of education going- at the cost of my family's respurces, love, patience...
Or i could leave, and likely be homeless or worse, stuck in an entry level position doing something i hate so much that it alone makes me consider suicide.
I'm weak. I'm not conditioned for living. I could maybe cope with either of these choices and find a way, realistically, but why??? Why should i do any of this? I won't ever be a girl, I won't ever experience life as a girl, I won't ever make movies. There's just no reason.
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>>5045857
No, I think self-awareness has a lot of purpose. There's a reason humans are so advanced.

But if you are too self-aware it develops into mental disorders and shit.

Even if I don't like being aware of my own existence, it doesn't change the fact that even trying to comprehend "not existing" is the single most terrifying thought I've ever had. Sometimes I think about dying and how it sounds peaceful. But in reality I don't want to die, I just want to sleep for a very long time or go to some happy place for eternity.
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>>5045867
Don't kill yourself just find something to live for. Just work harder and harder. I believe in you
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>>5045872
did you order your hrt for self medding yet?
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>>5045872
>tfw not a beegirl
>tfw cant sting my enemies in the eye
;_;
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>>5045875
if you did that you would die D:
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>>5045876
Oh....
I didnt think that through apparently
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>>5045870
>Even if I don't like being aware of my own existence, it doesn't change the fact that even trying to comprehend "not existing" is the single most terrifying thought I've ever had. Sometimes I think about dying and how it sounds peaceful. But in reality I don't want to die, I just want to sleep for a very long time or go to some happy place for eternity.
These are typically the types of thoughts that keep me awake at night on the verge of crying.
>>5045875
Is it worth your life to do that tho?
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>>5045878
Become a wasp girl!
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>>5045878
i-its okay though you are the queen so you can sting indefinitely
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>>5045875

Who are your enemies that you want to sting in the eye?
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>>5045880
wasps are aggressive bitches though. phienchen is neither if that
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>>5045866
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Whos the one with photos in a collar again?

>>5045876
Bees only die when they sting thick skinned animals like us, they aren't supposed to die when they sting
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>>5045882
I know one girl I want to pat on the head
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>>5045879
only if I figure out to sting all of them at the same time

>>5045880
you
you are smart. I approve!
Ill try to become a wasp girl

>>5045881
can queens really do that? Idek know. biology was never my strong subject

>>5045882
one of my profs definitely, some of the bureaucrats at uni that make my life hard, some students that are annoying sjws and the mailman
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>>5045885
>>5045873
Why does everyone want me to become a girl?
Im going anon again tripfaggings really gay
I feel more at ease with my anon friends
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>>5045867

you know you could always apply for financial aid from the government as well as every scholarship for trans people or whatever else applies to you and then take out loans, right? like you could literally just go off and go to school and figure out your place in the world on the government's dime and pay back any other shit later. there's so many things you could do. also what on earth makes you think you'd never be able to experience life as a girl?? plenty of women here live as women and experience their life that way myself included. it's not some sort of mythical fairytale that's just out of your reach forever. you don't have to be cis to be a girl and you could very well make movies and get an education and do whatever else you want. if you don't want your family paying for everything then just take on the debt for yourself. what do you seriously have to lose??
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>>5045884
>Whos the one with photos in a collar again?
I dunno, ask the girl who wanted me to get a sleeve to knot her.
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>>5045879
>These are typically the types of thoughts that keep me awake at night on the verge of crying.

When I was younger and going through a lot of existential crises I would break down crying about that sort of stuff a lot. All I could think about was how pointless I was and how pointless everything was. Eventually I just realised that if everything was pointless, then feeling depressed and sad was pointless too. So I should just do whatever the fuck I want.

[spoiler]And that was the story about how I became a useless shut-in NEET who posts about tfw no bf on 4chan and watches TV all day[/spoiler]
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>>5045889
but then I cant tell you apart baka

>>5045883
idk, I guess that depends on who you ask :^)
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>>5045889
b-but you said you were going to transition
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>>5045891
Well you have fox ears and a fox tail, I just wanted to complete your set
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>>5045893
Im too charismatic and people are obsessed with me here. Every post I make gets bombarded with like 7 replies so im just going to go anon until I get bored with the place.
They all hate me because they all fell in love with me but can't blame themselves and just blame the dirty cis male :^)

Also all professors are shit tbqh

>>5045894
It was a ruse tbqh fam...im sorry...
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>>5045900
>they all fell in love with me but can't blame themselves and just blame the dirty cis male :^)

I bet they all insist to be lesbians now :^)

also you still going for navy?
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>>5045872
I'm not surprised or anything, but your comment makes it seem like you weren't listening at all, in which case, why try to interject?
>>5045870
You know i think i was a normal person once and i just was a little too scared to talk to people, so i went through.middle and high school just so stuck in my own head and becoming so self aware that i gave myself disorders or retatdation or something.
Anyway. I'm not scared of not existing. But i am too afraid to kill myself. Idk whats frightening me though. Hurting my family? Losing my opportunity?...i honeslty think I'm scared of not being able to experience all of it. I'm an info junkie, indulget to the center of me. I think I'm frightened that if i kill myself I'll miss something.
>>5045890
I dont think i could get a loan or scholarship if i tried. I'm legitimately scared of both anyways. They create expectations for me- if i invest in either, i then am under constant pressure to keep up with my debts and succeed. If I cant stand living with my grandparents, where I'm next door to literally zero people, how would I cope with fficking up under that type of pressure?
Why should i put myself through that? The thought of not succeeding is diacouraging, but worse is how unimpressive the thought of succeeding really is. If I do get to be a girl and make the movies i want to make, i live life to the fullest and have no regrets, i still die at the end, everyone else dies too. The memory of me and my accomplishments fades away. The only ultimate difference between these two contrasting scenarios is that in one i try really hard and the other one i dont have to put in any effort at all.
I used to think life was worth living because if nothing else, I had the stories I wrote, and I couldn't let go without letting everyone else hear those stories too. But given the lack of permanence to everything, just writing and experiencing those stories for myself is....enough.
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>>5045900
>It was a ruse tbqh fam...im sorry...
you always say that right after you say stuff like
>>5044533
>>5044553
>>5044575

what about feeling cute in the arms of a boy
>>5044583
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>wake up
>it's really hot
>go to uni
>wearing jeans and jacket
>don't want to take jacket off because >my body
>finally relent
>still hot and sweaty
>go home

;~; winter when
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>>5045908
Yeah im leaving in March. Im going to travel the world doing administrative work. Ill get my own office on various ships. Im going to work in the Pentagon i think you're European that's like huge United States Military info headquarters. Im going to travel the world all over Europe Japan middle east Australia im insanely excited. Ive been doing a lot of training lately more than usual with cardio and stretching as opposed to just lifting so I can be top of my class and pick where I go

>>5045910
oddish im just looking for a peace treaty. I don't want you hurt


>>5045913
My life's a joke ._.
My life's a meme
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>>5045917
>My life's a joke ._.
>My life's a meme
it doesnt have to be
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>>5045914
There's winter in Australia?
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>>5045919
Im too strong to be a girl tbh...
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>>5045923
kayla lost her muscle and you will too
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>>5045921
yes. southern hemisphere climate or whatever the correct term is

>>5045917
I am a little envious about that. I wish I had the chance to defend a declining empire and make it last a little bit longer, maybe even save it completely.
I do hope that a republican gets elected tho. the democrats have been mega cowards lately.

>i think you're European

German master race
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>>5045917
Lol suck a dick, cuck.
>>5045927
I could still beat up every one of you.
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>>5045929
are you off your meds or something oddish?
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>>5045929
Please kill yourself.
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>>5045928
>not backing Hillary
;_;
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>>5045921
Sometimes it gets so cold you need to wear a jacket
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True mysteries of life: every boy in Montana is bsckwards, disgusting, would not give the time of day. A couple hours north, across the border, they're all irresistible and gentlemanly.
>>5045934
Nope
>>5045937
Maybe
>>5045938
You disgust me.
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>>5045927
Maybe if I was 16 and failed male when I considered it I would have. I did seriously consider it all my life but always thought trans were faggots. I mean you still are faggots but you're MY faggots <3

>>5045928
Don't worry babe im enough manpower to save this entire country tbqh :^)
Especially my admin job so tough and manly. I hope we get a right wing guy in there also tbh. Not that it matters were a war nation were going to war.

If I stop in Germany lets go to a local bar orc whatever and shitpost on here and hangout.
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>>5045943
you could make it now you know
its going to be sad for you to become a hon and transition at 40
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>>5045914
Hey kit!
A store clerk just asked me why I was so rugged up. I dont want winter to end, I like getting bundled up.
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>>5045943
>I did seriously consider it all my life but always thought trans were faggots.
how do you still justify being in repression?
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>>5045947
hey shelll! idk why but today was so hot for me some reason.

how was work? I hope all if going well for you!

>>5045921
yeah winter can get pretty cold here tbh. i like it.
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>>5045938
>backing a woman
>backing a clinton
>backing a criminal

that post is a trainwreck, sorry

>>5045943
sure :3

>Not that it matters were a war nation were going to war.

Idk, the US isnt exactly famous for having won any major wars since korea. Its easy picking on 3rd world shitholes but with the russia/china/iran alliance and their increased will to stand up to the west I am not sure a democrat leader would have the guts to oppose them even on a diplomatical level. Obama is the perfect example of that, which I am actually happy about this time tho. I am rooting for putin to bring back law and order in the middle east.
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>>5045963
I think you have been hanging out with your pol boyfriend a little too long lol

Well the reason why we haven't really won any major wars was because we're trying to avoid world war between the huge countries
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>>5045963
>I am rooting for putin to bring back law and order in the middle east.
Seriously?
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>>5045963
Does your pol boyfriend realize the great god emperor Reagan didn't even stand up to a couple lebanese militias?
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>>5045961
Work was ok. I didn't notice the heat when I was there though. It was only when I went outside.

How is uni? Still doing 'fun' group work?
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>>5045963
Putin can't even bring law and order to russia...

>>5045968
There just hasn't been enough justification for it.
I wouldn't be surprised if the US starts a world war 3 once their economy crashes completely.
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>>5045975
world war three will be here before you know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdtpvoOXn2o
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>>5045974
ugh i hate groupwork soo much. i have my classes today and tomorrow so i just went to them. getting really tired tho. normally i have class till 8 on thursdays but I think i'm going to skip it today i'm just feeliing a bit too tired tbh to go back there

kinda wish i was working full time rn so I could be making the money like you though ;~;
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>>5045968
I dont want a world war, I am just saying that the US hasnt done anything useful in syria. the civil war has to end tho, obama and his not wanting to ruin his legacy hurt the US a lot imo.

>>5045969
peace there would be better than war, doesnt matter who is in power.

>>5045975
I bet they have less riots than britain and the US :^)
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>>5045984
Propping up different types of dictators isn't gonna bring peace, it's just carrying on the exact same shit. All that's changed is the guy doing it.
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mtfg was quick to /pol/. Interesting.
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>>5045991
there isnt one peaceful democratic nation in the ME except for Israel. that will not change anyway. a dictator is better than any faith based state anyway. yes, you might have to actually pay money for your oil, but thats not something I care about bby
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Anyone here studying Biology in Bochum?
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y'all got no chill
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>>5045983
I used to think that when I was at uni too, but now I miss the uni lifestyle and want to go back to it :/
9-5 really is really boring tbh.
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>>5046000
why do you ask?
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>>5046006
Someone just outed herself in the whatsapp group, if it was someone from here - gratz!
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>>5046012
I am studying in Bochum, but it wasnt me.
congratz to whoever it was tho! and goodluck!
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>>5046005
yeah the lifestyle is nice but it's making me so lazy ;_;

I both sides have their ups and downs though. Earning money is like pretty nice though. You can afford to buy nice things and such.
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>>5045983
KIT
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>>5046025
Like products from BadDragonтДв?
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>>5045983
I love group work. I miss uni like crazy, why I didn't transition then and use my free student money on mones and tranny stuff instead of just drinking until I was unconscious so I didn't have to cry every night, I'll never know. I miss being at uni. I'll swap you, you can have my two min wage jobs and I can read books, sit on my ass and be in a reasonably protected environment.
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>>5046025
>tfw I was earning more money while in school than in my latest job
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>>5046026
eerriinnnn!

>>5046029
errr

>>5046031
well i work part time and study and my group work isn't very fun. mb I'm just really shy or something so there's that. everyone in my group is like, not very nice either. ;~;

mb i'm just antisocial tho
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>>5046029
name on umaru
>>5046035
good afternooon kitt
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>>5046035
Kit
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Is this what happened. Oddish was posting mean shops of Kira from before she transitioned. She starts attacking Kira entirely unprovoked. Everyone said Kira looked good before HRT. That made Oddish angry so she says Kira doesn't pass and it a narcissist. Everyone tells Oddish to fuck off. Then Oddish cries suicide and makes big tl;dr posts to get sympathy.
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>"Can I help you with anything si- ohmigod, miss, Im so sorry"
>"It's fine."
>"Im so sorry, I didnt-
>"Really it's fine."

I've come full circle.
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>>5046042
As far as I can tell that's what happened yeah
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>>5045995
Glad you were so quick to recover from being suicidal.
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>>5046042
>>5046046
I am not exactly fond of her, but that doesnt sound like oddish at all. has someone asked her what happened irl
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>>5046035
I forget what course you're on or what year you're in but I had some real assholes in my history course, they'd sit at the back of lecture halls, talk through lectures, giggle and make up rude nicknames for other students. Nazi, The Living Ham, Harelip, Scouse Mouse etc. They looked like a gay lego man, a hippie and a shaved ferret so they had no room to judge. I made my friends and avoided the rest. Are all of the people on your course are horrible though? like who do you study with, allnighters in the library, reading groups etc? Don't say you're all alone :<

maybe if they are that bad being antisocial is best
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>>5046050
Maybe you were wrong about people.
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>>5046042
You said one true thing basically
>>5046049
Still suicidal...
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>>5046046
>>5046050
Oddish is worse than Makianon if she does this to other transgirls. She should know better.
>>
ON LINE DATI NG
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>>5046055
I dont like being wrong tho

>>5046058
exactly my point, kinda confusing tbqphwy
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>>5046057
You can't deny it when it's in the thread. How dare you ever call someone else narcissistic when you're pretending to be suicidal because you got put in your place for being atrocious.
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>>5046057
>one true thing
lets see
>Oddish was posting mean shops of Kira from before she transitioned
well that was anon and oddish never drops trip you know
>She starts attacking Kira entirely unprovoked
yup
>Everyone said Kira looked good before HRT
yup
>That made Oddish angry
yup
> so she says Kira doesn't pass and it a narcissist
yup
>Everyone tells Oddish to fuck off.
yup
>hen Oddish cries suicide and makes big tl;dr posts to get sympathy.
yup
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>>5046059
I really wanna read the rest of this conversation
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>>5046059

>1314 likes
Damn girl
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>>5046059
but he complimented your spirit animal
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>>5046064
thats all there is
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>>5046065
i think its only that high cos i havent ever clicked on it idk
i dont think nearly that many ppl have messaged me and if they have i was mean to 98% of them

>>5046066
that does not give him permission to kiss me, anon
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>>5046058
I saw a picture of kira. I said i don't think she passes. Grow up.
>>5046061
I'm not pretending to be suicidal and it has nothing to do with this shit. Kira is a narcissist.
>>5046063
I didnt attack anyone. I didnt get angry. My suicide shit was provoked by, but is largely unrelated to, this entire argument.
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>>5046068
>if they have i was mean to 98% of them

2intimid8in
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>>5046067
That makes it so much better holy shit
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>>5046054
oh I'm doing eng. lit.

I actaully find it hard to make friends at uni but I've managed to make a handful! I'm not out to anyone tho and stilll 100% boymode so that kinda sucks. IDK I just find it kinda intimidating. I am not a brave enough person rn. hope your history course is going well/went well if you've completed it ! ^^

>>5046036
hi lauren how are you doing ?

>>5046037
eriiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ! ! !
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>>5046069
If you don't think she passes then you never will bro.
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>>5046069
>i saw a pic of someone in a shitpost that i definitely didnt post, better tell everyone they're unpassable :^)
>WOW WHY IS EVERYONE MAD
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>>5046072
I'm doing well i had to hop off skype to play some GAMES, kitt for nicest trip 2k15?
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>>5046072
Kit
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>>5046069
Stop pretending to be suicidal. Grow up.
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>>5046059
Messages like that are the best part of online dating tbh
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>>5046075
>try to be sincere
>kira and her horde get mad at me
Echo chamber intensifies
>>5046078
Dang you're right i should just mature out of these soundly logical suicidal thoughts
>>
How do you get over being infertile forever after getting the chop?
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>>5046081
>sincere
>replying to a shitpost to say someone is ugly
pick one
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>>5046082
Not a prob if you bank ya jizm.
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Everyone no bully oddish :(
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>>5046081
Someone shitposted and you jumped on the bandwagon. You're backpedaling because not a single trip has your back.
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>>5046076
aha aww ^^ i can honestly list like 10 trips nicer then me off the top of my head rn tho!

w-what games are you playing??

>>5046077
eriinnn!!! @[email protected]
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>>5046082
If the kid aint comin outta my vagoo i DONT WANT THEM
>>5046083
It didnt look like a shitpost to me. You're right though. I should just tell kira she'll be fine hon :3
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>>5046085
Oddish is a piece of shit.
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>>5046084
Too late for that now since I'm already post op. Plus I'd feel weird about that anyway.
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>>5046082
By being infertile before duh
>she isnt trutans
>laughing_susans.jpg
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>>5046085
Agreed, lets bully jormsy instead (she likes it).
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>>5046092
why were you infertile before?
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>>5046093
Fucking j├╢rmy, what business does a cissy have here anyway?
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>>5046093
J├╢rmy likes it when I beat up the bp and don't call back
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>>5046089
yeh im sure kira would just photoshop her head onto a hobo and say shes looks like robin williams in drag, its easy to mistake that for a legitimate post right?
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>>5045641

iktf, Australia where the season goes "winter is over, immediately hot"
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>>5046093
I have a better idea, *bullies you*
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>>5046089
You should take a time machine five years back to tell her she doesn't pass in the picture that was altered. But only if you're truly sincere and not a brain dead hon making weak excuses.
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>>5046087
I'm not backpedaling though? My sentiments are the exact same despite the fact that every trip has bandwagoned against me. And again, i have differences with kira, but i don't feel maliciously toward her. I feel bad for her because she's hiding and everyone is letting her. I do get angry with her when she tries to get into arguments and she has no cle what she's talking about, but that hasnt even happened in ages. I don't wanna hurt her feelings, but whats really painful imo is friends who won't tell you the truth.

Ugh. Responding to this is a mistake. We're going to get into a fight and it's gonna bring down the thread. I'm a bad trip, i don't care anymore, i wanna argue.
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>tfw no tgirl gf who's bp to bully
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>>5046104
What leverage do you think you have against trips who have better butts?
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I'm pretty sure kuroneko doppelganger is at my uni

>>5046088
Kit
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>>5046093
W-why me???

>>5046094
I don't know

>>5046096
Lesgen is too slow so I decided to come here and pretend to be trans instead

>>5046098
>tfw nobody to beat up my bp
Thanks for triggering me, time to go cry in bed

>>5046100
I wish we had real seasons here
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>>5046070
WATCH IT CUZ or i'll be mean to you too
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>>5046102
Noooo! ;_;
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>>5046111
>I don't know
intersex
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>>5046099
That's not what the post said? I thought it was a cute photo conceptually.
>>5046103
How about a couple months back when she was in the tc? Seeing the photo just reminded me what she looks like. Idk, maybe she's changed since the last time i saw her, its totally possible and I'd eat my boot if she suddenly passes now.
Why is kira such a protected figure here though? People call edie and rawr, etc, hons about fofty times a day. And those are actually malicious (and obviously untrue). Maybe this backlash for my comment has to do with it holding some water? The truth hurts i suppose.
>>5046107
I have leg, its the only good thing about me at all. The only thing. At all.
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>>5046104
What are you talking about. Everyone is hiding her?
You shouldn't lie about feeling bad when it was obvious what happened but you did it anyway.
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>>5046072
I drank myself to hell and ended up trying to kill myself, had a psychotic break at the end and went spinning into a two year long cycle of depression, suicide attempts and mental hospitals. I passed with a 2:2. The amount I spent on alcohol and drugs over the time could have bought me FFS. Lol studying.
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>>5046104
>oddish telling people they have no clue what they're talking about
>>
Dollface's exterior is beautiful. But her bully and insulting mentality and immature heart makes her very ugly. Jade is not only as beautiful, but very good-hearted. Girls like her are hard to come by. So innocent and pure.. Just pure goodness.
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>>5046115
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
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>>5046112
O-okay im sorry plz dont bully me
>>
>tfw you should've dilated two hours ago but you're still curled up in bed it's so cold.
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>>5046121
Dollface is barely passable, and she has the personality of a dog pooper scooper.
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>>5046119
>no argument
>greentext a reply
>>5046122
:^) im done
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>>5046115
>That's not what the post said? I thought it was a cute photo conceptually.
if you backpeddle any harder you'll go back in time
>people call edie and rawr, etc, hons about fofty times a day.
ohh yeah anons shitposting about other people should give you immunity to do it too
>I have leg
lol yeh, people joking about you looking like that other girl are totally serious, your legs are amazing huney
>>
>>5046111

I wish I didn't live in a suburb with lebs and sudos, racism aside they will kill me one day
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>>5046115
It's scary how you convince yourself of things that aren't true and have a different version of events than every other person.
>>
Jade has qualities and things that I cannot even put into words.. This girl is stunning. Literally blew my mind the first time I seen her in a chat room, and have been hypnotized by her ever since.
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>>5046111
>W-why me???
I thought you liked the attention tbh.

>>5046096
> cissy
Lol, didnt you hear that she was born with 2 penises.
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>>5046121
thanks I needed a good laugh
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>>5046128
My point is that i gave a sincere assessment and it was outright attacked because it struck true. Coincidence i guess that kira's photo was posted, posing as her, right around the time she happened to be anon lurking. I'm sure though that most of the people who attacked me weren't her, just all her friends who also don't like it when you attck her poor, pwecious widdle heawt.
>attacking me for fake oddish
I'll never live her down, and I'll never live up to her.
>>5046131
You know, I'm astounded at how the events and words shift at the convenience of whoever is arguing against me.
>>
this thread needs cheering up.
but who will cheer me up
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>>5046114
I'm literally the least intersex person here

>>5046129
Move in with me tbh, you'll just have to worry about the occasional poor white druggie

>>5046134
N-not at all
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>>5046133
I remember seeing her in a chat room and there wasn't anyone but her and me in there really and i was anonymous.. She was so innocently and beautifully looking into the camera with this confused look and having all of these cute facial expressions and playing her guitar. It was so beautiful I am crying thinking about it. I cannot put it into words. Jade is an angel.
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>>5046138
Don't bring truth into a tranny fight.
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>>5046141

w-where is that?
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>>5046139
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>>5046139
Please continue doing this.
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>>5046144
North of sydney
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>>5046118
ugh that sounds horrible tbh i hope it doesn't happen to me. hope all is well now though !

>>5046102
>bullying shell
w-why would anyone do that...? ._.

>>5046139
how can i help cheer you up sheen? LMK WHAT I NEED TO DO
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>>5046141
>I'm literally the least intersex person here
most
the word you were looking for was most intersex person here
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>>5046139
>>5046145
wait, since when do you have a trip? :3
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>>5046115
Maybe it does hurt even if you only said it because you hate her. She might even commit suicide without making 20 lengthy pity seeking posts about it. If that happens give yourself a pat on the back. You're a real man now just like Maki.
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>>5046145
Cold pizza is the worst
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>>5046147

b-but I like it here in Melbourne mostly, just dandenong and doveton are awful places
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>>5046148
>bullying shell
>w-why would anyone do that...? ._.
I-I don't actually know anymore, now I just feel bad ;_;
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I know you girls love a good bod so thought I might post lol

Who wants to chat? ;)
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>>5046158

>tits as big as mine
;-;
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she has such smooth skin.. beautiful deep dark eyes and dark hair..
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>>5046138
It's more of a coincidence that she posted within 30 seconds of that post and has since stopped posting. Is your IQ 30?
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>>5046138
you gave a 'sincere' assessment of a photo in a shitpost. not only that, but it was a photo someone was spamming for a month to bully kira. theres no way you thought it was legitimate unless you're legitimately retarded. then when people got mad at you you decided to double down and call everyone hugboxers

>>5046162
oddish's iq is uncountable, nobody is as smart as them
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>>5046161
>dark eyes and dark hair
G A S C H A M B E R
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who wanna die
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>>5046154
If kira kills herself its not my fault, just like if i kill myself its not on the shoulder of anyone who told me to kill myself in the past hour.
>>5046158
I'm concerned for you
>>5046162
Wow, i can feel the facts shifting! The universe is suddenly different, the fact is things happened totally different than as i experience them in real time! Much more likely than anon lying to make a stretch at their argument.
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>>5046158
is he ftm or what's wrong with his chest?
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>>5046164
I thinks it's amazing that there are still anons on MTFG who do long-term bullying

what devotion
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>>5046146
I'll try

>>5046148
idk
go forward in time and get the tech for perfect transitions then bring it back in time to the 60s which will allow us all to be easily cis

>>5046151
since someone was using my name to be mean to kira
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>>5046171
Steroids.
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Jade... You are amazing..
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>>5046171
That's actually an old trip from FTMG
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hey what up thread
cant wait to GO TO WORK YAY!!!!
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>>5046173
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>>5046177
Do you castrate babies for a living?
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>>5046166
Take me away.
>>5046164
I actuay said everyone was hugboxong her first. It was in fact the original comment i made.
As well, I can't say anything for that post being a repost, but I didnt think it was a shitpost and I hadn't seen it before. This doesn't really matter though, because the origin of my sincere assessment was not the photo, but the memory of her on cam which the photo sparked.
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>>5046179
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>>5046181
no but i kinda wish i did that would be way more interesting than what i do
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>>5046157
Aww, don't feel bad anon.
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>>5046170
You're lying through your teeth. Anyone can scroll to the end of the last thread and see. You're so desperate to ignore criticism that you're fighting the truth right under everyones nose. Recorded and archived forever.
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>>5046186
My occupation as an art dealer and I have seen many beautiful and unique things but when it comes to Jade I really think she is beyond anything I have ever experienced.
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Is it true that Austrians have a BBQ for Christmas din dins?
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>>5046186
but you work at a book shop
you're selling ideas and knowledge, one of the most precious commodities of humanity.
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>>5046190
Except I'm telling absolute truth, and I encourage anyone who for whatever reason actually gives a shit, to scroll to the previous thread and read all about how right i am.
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>>5046191
This is starting to get creepy. Buffalo Bill, is that you? Don't make a woman suit put of Jade.
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>>5046190
You are all whiny little bitches no different than a group of gossip girls. Thank god for girls like Jade, but they are so rare...
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>>5046192
as an australian i can confirm this is pretty normal
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>>5046191
ok

>>5046194
that ideal is so far removed from my everyday life at work that it may as well not matter
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>tfw cashing all my dota hats into coins trying to get the new davian set

>>5046192
yep this is true atleast in my family. but my family is pretty big (I have 4 other siblings) so its kinda easier for a bbq then anything else? IDK

also its super hot on xmas day, like 40c+ hot.
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>>5046194
Tfw dying at just the first two panels
>>5046196
No, DO. PLEASE DO.
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>>5046194
No, pristine tgirl bp is mankind's main commodity
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>>5046196
I am not making anything out of Jade. I am just a man admiring her beauty. She is the most amazing and beautiful transgirl on this motherfucking site. Back off, right now.
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>>5046190
what is more interesting: why are you still discussing this? its not important rn, just drop it and let oddish be. if you wanna start shit do it somewhere else.

>>5046192
I am pretty sure they dont
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>>5046201
>40c
>Austria
Maybe if Germany invades again, though ovens burn a lot hotter
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>>5046200
Tfw looking at this photo and realizing its not a joke you can actually do that
>>5046205
Anyone willing to argue with me, my skype is "trollllllllllll" (12 L's), feel free to hit me up. Oh also if anyone needs some music, i do requests, just ask and i can up something for you later.
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>>5046204
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?!!
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>>5046200
I know, I used to say the same things when I was working at the timberyard
>its zero carbon emissions because of the renewable growth
>I am ensuring that the wheels of the economy are turning, without me there would be no house and home construction
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>>5046207
>requests
Butt pics?
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>>5046195
Defending that lie so hard means that you can't be trusted. It could have been you who posted it. You can say that you never drop your trip but that's probably a bold faced lie too. You're garbage.
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>>5046201
>>5046198
>not knowing that theres a difference between austria and australia
are you secretely american?
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>>5046192
Never ever done that. We always have a big roast with like 7 meats. But bbq is not uncommon.
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>>5046213
tbh youre not helping your case at all. shut up and go away, maybe youll find someone that cares :^)
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>>5046215
I'll give you 7 meats ;)
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>>5046149
How can I be the most intersex if I'm a cis girl? :%)

>>5046156
Everywhere in Aus is awful tbh

>>5046192
I dunno, its probably too cold to bbq at that time of the year.
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>>5046211
Is that a band
>>5046213
So, we're done here right? You're just rehashing at this point, and I'm satisfied with my internet victory.
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>>5046198
>>5046201
>>5046215
>>5046219

do you all have a boxing day bbq?
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>>5046205
We're discussing it because Oddish lied about what happened and continued being an asshole.
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Good morning ladies.

>>5046221
I was pretty disappointed when I found out boxing day has nothing to do with fist fights.
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>>5046221
Only if people are busy on xmas day. I don't know why you're asking us though, isn't Lily the only Austrian?
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>>5046221
We my grandparents used to live nextdoor to us, we'd have a boxing day bbq with them and ALOT of family, but them my grandpa died and that tradition stopped
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>>5046222
*Were discussing. We're done now.
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>>5046215
roast for lunch with all the extras and desert or xmas day. having the lunch means we can all chill all afternoon and play some pictionary or something later on.
boxing day is more bbq style tbh
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>>5046206
>>5046214
wow i'm dumb. idk i just see bbq and think of my homeland. kill me plz

>>5046221
we do that aswell but generally I work boxing day night we normally have an event on or something.

also xmas in my family means everyone exchanges one bottle of alcohol which each other pretty much
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>>5046217
You've got the wrong person. Oddish should shut up and go away.
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>>5046218
Dont make promises you cant keep ;)

>>5046221
Yup.
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>>5046208

...
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>>5046230
If you were my wife it'd boxing day every time you forgot to cook me dinner ;)
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>tfw bored at 7 am

do people ever take tinder seriously do you think?
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>>5046092
Why did you bank sperm if you were infertile?
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>>5046229
Yup we do the same, but instead of chilling afterwards we get super drunk and pass out.

Gotta love traditions :)
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>>5046236
errr

i'm actually really bad at cooking rn but i'm starting to learn cause i really wanna be a good cook for my future husband ._.
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>>5046238
I would date three of those guys, from the look of those thumbnails. That's pretty good avg numbers for tinder.
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>>5046238
>dollface
Oh great, now this thread can only go downhill
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>>5046239
Well I didn't know until after I banked it. I'm not 100% infertile, so its "good enough" to use artificially, but not, well, the normal way
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>>5046225
its aka leftovers + sausages day for most people

>>5046226
oh... because you all answered the question as though it was asking australians so I only asked you girls.

>>5046227
>>5046229
>>5046230
>>5046232
we used to have christmas on christmas day, now all my brothers and sisters are married so sometimes they have to travel to visit their partners family
we used to have home christmases and away christmases but they all started doing whatever they like
so we instead try to find a date close enough for everyone to make it

we haven't had a boxing day bbq in at least a decade
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>>5046243
Does domestic violence turn you on?
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>>5046242
>we get super drunk and pass out.
my family isnt really big on drinking. we will have a few but not get drunk.
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>>5046246
But none of them would want to date a hon.
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>>5046254
Except that uncle who has a little bit more than the rest and starts pinching your butt every time you get up to get another kebab?
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>>5046251
Shannon these comics kept me alive
Why is your name sheen again btw?
>>5046255
Tru
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>>5046249
I thought it meant you can't produce sperm but you're not intersex if you can
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>>5046226
>isn't Lily the only Austrian?
nah, there are a few of us here :3
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>>5046246

this one guy is so cute i want to suck his dick tbqh
which is as far as anyone's concerned the only thing tinder is good for anyways, so

>>5046248

who do you think made this thread?
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>>5046259
its the diminutive form of shannon that anna made up
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>>5046264
hayy
that guys cute tbh
my friend at work made fun of me for liking jock-y looking dudes ;_;
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>>5046253
no it frightens me honestly ;_;
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>>5046260
Of course I'm not intersex!!!

Wasn't there that xy girl who gave birth to an xy daughter recently though?
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>>5046262
>Living in communist Europe
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>>5046059
you appeared in my matches/people I may like.
>tfw could have wifed you
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>>5046243
Do you actually think you will ever get a husband you disgusting tranny freak? You are a piece of shit and no one will ever love you :)

At most you will be some fetish for some guy to pump and dump
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>>5046271
What if he treats you like an angel but beats up your bp?
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>>5046264
I'm not into his face.
>>5046269
Idgi?
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>>5046276
trip on maki
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>>5046276
>tfw been in a stable relationship for over 2 years

huh?
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>>5046272
That poor girl... Why do genetic failures need to reproduce?
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>>5046272
I never heard of that
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>>5046278
oddish you bully. why haven't you added me on skype?
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>>5046276
Honestly, edie, do you want a husband? You seem content with what you're doing now, no?
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>>5046280
How many nuts has he busted in you? :o
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do mtf's like justin bieber?
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>>5046284
>implying a girl can ever be content without a husband
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>>5046262

too many of us tbqhwy fam
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>>5046270

ikr
ima get that dick in the name of fufu. i love jock-y guys for...sex. and that's it. i think i realized that's why i love douchey guys so much. they just fuck you like you're an object. which is hot tbh

>>5046278

it's ok you won't see it for long, i'll be sitting on it momentarily

>>5046284

a husband? someday. i am not in any position to be married right now though. i'd like to have a lot more money and be even more put together, hopefully get my ffs (which is minimal tbh) and maybe a breast aug. be in school etc
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>>5046291
How much money have you made from guys so far?
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>>5046283
I'm not on my computer atm. But you know what, I'll jump on just for you.
>>5046291
>breast aug
I say you shouldn't, but it's your body
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>>5046277
uuummmmm >_>;;;;;;;;;

>>5046276
;__;i choose not to believe you anon
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>>5046295
You can't be a housewife without the required ASSets
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>>5046293

how are we adding this up? do camshows count as "getting money from guys" or is it just a sugar daddy kind of thing? am i including dinners and gifts and other expenses? give me the deets fam

>>5046294

i might not, i mean i'm going to wait till 2 years consistently on mones and prog to get them (which is another year and a half) and i only want my nose and brow done so i might just do face first and if i'm lucky my bobs will get bigger
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>>5046276
>tfw my longest relationship was close to 4 years
You don't have to project your own shitty attitude onto all males.
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>>5046297
All the money and assets you have right now that you made by spreading bp on cam and on bed
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>>5046299
Did he OD? :o
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>>5046299
>tfw my longest relationship was about zero seconds
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>>5046299
my longest relationship is my current one which is close to 6 years now (!!!)
i dont think i could ever last as long with a guy though since guys are shit
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>>5046300

ummm idk, over 100k easily
i spend so much money i don't think about it much. which is sad because i don't pay for anything else i genuinely need either like food or furniture or anything, boys buy me all that lmao
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>>5046304
That's a feel that I know too well
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>>5046306
>6 years
Holy shit whens the wedding
You're the like only person going stay in here and you never take about your relationship.
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>>5046306
Just because you didn't make it in the straigt guy market and have to sleep with sexually frustrated ugly women doesn't mean guys are bad
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>>5046307
100k is poverty money. Try 600k-750k a year and I am a 19 year old man dealing art. And at least I have self respect. You are just a whore mooching off other men who see you as an illusion. Get like Jade. Wait, you can't!
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>>5046309
>implying lesbo relationships are anything beyond the superficial
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>>5046310
oh nice nice i see you're still here today binary
for someone who hates trannies you sure spend a lot of your time here

>>5046309
wedding... mmm. i dunno. not sure we're gonna get married. about a year or two ago i really wanted to but my gf didnt want to at the time and now i just dont know if it'll ever happen
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>>5046302
It fizzled out, but we were actually talking about marriage and kids later on.

>>5046304
Imi I'm sure there's someone out there for you, you just gotta believe.

>>5046306
Not all guys are shit, just a lot of them, but I'm happy that you found someone that works so well with you ^^
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the thought of me out on a date with a guy is literally laughable
"the poor bastard must be on a blind date" I'd hear multiple men murmer
I would knock the table setting off over reading the menu which I had upside down.
my dress would be completely unsuitable for the restaurant, time of day and season so all the women would be laughing at me.
finally I would spill water on myself and all over him and the guy would get fed up, stand up and walk out
I would then make a fool out of myself crying in public as people look on and snicker

that is the best I can look forward to in life
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>>5046311
Kek, good one
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>>5046314
>wedding... mmm. i dunno. not sure we're gonna get married. about a year or two ago i really wanted to but my gf didnt want to at the time and now i just dont know if it'll ever happen
your gf is cheating on you because she assumes you get dickings and dont tell her
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>>5046311

r u ok
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>>5046315
Kids and heroin don't mix
>>
I'm curious now, is a BBQ I'm Australia the same as a BBQ in the UK (meats grilled on a barbecue outside) or a BBQ in the US (slow cooked, smoked meats)?
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>>5046319
You got burned tho
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>>5046317
>>5046319

Family inherited business. Once you get the goods, the business never stops.

I am just saying, what I am doing is respectable but the way you make your poverty money is not at all. It is simply my opinion.
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goodnight

>>5046322
a bbq in australia in an american cookout
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>>5046318
All lesbians cheat, didn't you get the memo?
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>>5046321
How many times do I have to say that I've never done heroin ._.
Besides, he was the one who got me off the uppers.

>>5046311
>100k is poverty money
That's really cute.
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>>5046323
>>5046324
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>>5046316
Ronnie gets me.

Anyway, shannon, i think you have some problems physically but as you've made apparent already, theyre things you can improve on. And you have imo one of the most rewarding personalities here.
>>5046318
That would be next level. Extreme doubt.
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>>5046327
>got me off the uppers
what a downer

haha lol! Can't belive I came up with that one, it just slaps me on the knee
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>>5046324
>>5046323
>>5046311
this is hilarious tbqh

>>5046318
nah i dont think so

>>5046315
>Not all guys are shit, just a lot of them, but I'm happy that you found someone that works so well with you ^^
every one ive been with or have been interested in has been a real asshole that discouraged me from trying further to be honest. idk
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>>5046331
>admits to being straight
So you are dating girls out of desperation?
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>>5046329
Be sincere and tell her she looks like a balding fat man.
>>
;)
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>>5046324
>inherited
I am so proud of your parents.
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>>5046324
seeing as its only your opinion, how about you stop spouting it like it is total fact you shithead
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>>5046331
That's understandable, I've known some very very shitty guys, I just got extremely lucky with who I dated. Then again I've had short term things with really awful people (like this one guy who within a couple weeks of starting to date roofied and raped my bff)
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>>5046335
Hey, anon worked really hard to be born into a rich family!
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>>5046336
Hey, stop it, anons stick together! How else will we defeat the transbians?
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you ever notice how a bunch of anonymous white men and straight women who just want to laugh at mtf's, or successful men with millions of dollars and a mansion on the galapagos islands all show up at the exact same time every day? sometimes i even think it might have something to do with the increase in baiting and trolling that happens at the same time
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>>5046339
>hangs with druggies
>surprised that someone got drugged
L O L
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>>5046332
i am definitely not straight

>>5046339
holy shit
sounds like a fucking scumbag. i hope she pressed charges :(
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>>5046331
I think you're still generalizing about guys, and it hurts my feelings but i know you dont wanna talk about it.
>>5046343
Do you think anon trolls are cissies? I mean, idk. It could be anyone. Angry redditors from transpassing. Kayla. Anyone!
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>>5046346
>i am definitely not straight
you arent exactly lesb either
you are so cock thirsty that you have an affliction named after you
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>>5046343
They're MtF too. This makes us better than Susans because we openly welcome bitter hons. We give them a place to vent and feel better about themselves by shitting on nice people.
>>
>Taking in 2000 immigrants a week
>At least half of them can be expected to be trans and homophobic.
>9 mil population
>In a year immigrants will be 10% of the population
>5 years, 1/3rd of population is immigrants (takes about 5 years to "deport" somebody)
>There's no checking on identity, have to accept them even if they don't have any identification
>ISIS members comes in as "sleeper cells"
>Terrorist attacks happen when somebody is rejected from staying (after a few years)
A bright future.
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>>5046325
I dont know what that is. :(
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>>5046347

idk.... it could be anyone... a n y o n e, fam
i think we need to hire someone to figure this out. a private investigator maybe. maybe there's just a network of super successful young straight cis people who just get off on posting in trans threads idk

>>5046352

hmm interesting theory interesting theory. idk tho. wouldn't it make more sense if it was incredibly rich young white cis straight men and women? because anons so often are
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>>5046346
He never pressed charges, it's his decision I guess. It was a very fucked up situation, and the guy was a total scumbag, and heavily repressed gay man. I think he'd be less of an awful person if he stopped repressing that.

>>5046345
This person was the only person in my circle of friends at the time who didn't do drugs actually, he drugged my friend with his anxiety meds.
Also, having a troll that actually keeps tabs on my life is a sign that I've made it, thanks for the mood boost ^^
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>>5046354
I almost flunked HS math and I am still better at math than you.

Also the swedish immigrant population is already over 10% and has been there since 30s easily.
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>>5046315
>out there
...is too far away though ;_;
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>>5046354
Solution: be more like Denmark
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>>5046360
Working immigrants aren't the same as fleeing immigrants.
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>>5046354
>>5046360
Ah, seems a miscalcuated a bit?
1% in a year, 5% in 5 years.

It's still extreme.
1% increase in population per year, for the foreseeable 20 future years, that won't work for at least 10 years...
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>>5046354
Lol read any chain mails lately
>>5046358
I'm pretty curious about it, if just because it'd be pathetic and funny to know who it is.
>>5046368
Did you mean: white immigrants aren't the same as brown immigrants?
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>>5046359
>I've made it
You still get fucked up drugs om the regular so I would have to disagree
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>>5046372
Immigrants that come here to work come with work experience, and get to working, and blend into society.
The ones that flee come here to be criminal, more or less. Some will blend, but a large portion will only go into criminal activity.
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>>5046364
>Danmark

Why not sverige?
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тАЬThat is treating the United States with disdain and contempt and of course theyтАЩre hitting the Free Syrian Army enclaves and places which have had some success. This is the CIA-run operations, and they want to take them out.тАЭ
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/04/john-mccain-russia-us-proxy-war-syria-obama-putin
But wait I thought that the FSA were a legitimate rebel force trying to topple the Syrian government
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>>5046361
Go out there! Be free! ^^

>>5046374
That just means I made it and get to have fun once in a while :^)
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>>5046354

>Australia to take in 7000 Syrian refugees
>can't wait to be murdered for being Haram
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>>5046382
>People fleeing a civil war dominated by islamists
>Somehow would agree with the people they're fleeing from
Is there a point where /pol/ reading just destroys the braincells altogether? Is this how the zombie apocalypse is going to start: Polacks reaching terminal stage?
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>>5046379
Sweden is shit