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Confess your sins, and seek redemption by the /k/ube.

Last night I decided to shit up the board by posting a bunch of caliber war threads. The first was a post in favor of .22wm for self defense, the second was in favor of .40 cal, the third in favor of .45, and the last was in favor of 380.
I flamed with many stupid replies, and jimmies were rustled. I was also shitposting hard about Ruger and Glock in other threads. I am very sorry. In an effort to redeem myself in some small way, I swept all my spent brass to some old guys
in the stall next to me at the range earlier today. They were overjoyed, as if they had won the lottery. Now, go on anon, what are your sins?
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>>35177601
I actually filter all tripfags/namefags.
This is not a place for dicksucking.
Oppie is not an exception
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I threw out the love of my life for my own selfish reasons and lost my chance to find someone like her.
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Don't actually own any guns.
What should be my first gun?
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>>35177617
filtering tripfags and namedags ain't much of a /k/onfession, you're just doing the right thing.

>>35177629
>lost my chance to find someone like her
There are many fish in the sea, anon-kun.

I spent my pocket money on range food and went plinking instead of taking my girlfriend out last week, and told her I was out doing errands..

>>35177652
This is the wrong thread for that
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>>35177670
Problem is, I'm not going to quit my job until I'm 40-50. And my job involves me going overseas and rarely being able to contact my loved ones.
What hurts me most is when I'm home once or twice a week and I see her walking her boyfriend's dog, carrying groceries or just sitting on his porch.
I fucked it up dearly and see the consequences of it every day.
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>>35177629
Tell /k/ what gun you gave up anon. We can find a replacement.
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I enjoy getting my gun dirty and obsessively cleaning it instead of spending my free night with my girlfriend....
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>>35177601
I neglected my .22 marlin.
It was my first gun and I traded it for an xbox.
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>>35177601
I only have airshit
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>>35177761
If it only was a gun, I could live with it.
Unless it was my Daniel Defense AR. Was my actual first firearm as I bought it right after the 90-day green card period passed. Bought some more gats that day, but it was my first one as I actually payed for it, went shooting and came back to buy a pistol, a shotty and a .22.
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>>35177789
I know that feel. I still loved my airshit though, and actually have a couple 6mm gats. Cleaned them after every skirmish and kept them dry and safe.
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>>35177601
I'm french
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>>35177601
the main reason why I joined the marines was because of Halo
I dont regret it one bit
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>>35177601
Here >>35177819
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>>35177729
Literally just buy a 10/10 25 year old Thai wife (cost of marriage certificate etc.) and bring her home. She will literally want to cook for you, clean your home, and suck your cock. She will not care if you are fat, hairy and pasty. High quality women who value traditional family roles can be had for a very low price and brought back to the U.S. The world is yours my friend. Make boss player moves. You have no idea how serious I am.
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>>35177601
i quit my job on short notice and fucked myself out of $400 vacation pay because i was pissed off at my coworkers and i couldnt stand them anymore. It's been a month and i dont have a job, and i bought a nugget so have little money left to my name. I live with my dad so living expenses arent bad, but i really fucked up because nuggetfest is in three weeks and jesus christ if i couldve kept going to work a week more i could have enough money to go but im stuck here waiting on a callback on any of my job applications
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>>35177789
As long as you recognize it as a sport and don't think you're a hardcore operator, you can be forgiven
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>>35177601

I treated my guns like delicate toys and not rugged tools that are an extension of my body. Now I'm ok.
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>>35177601
I left a girl I had set up a life with for another based on purely aesthetic reasons, and the other girl left me and the initial one won't talk to me. Im now a depressed alcoholic who abuses the six or so women who are into him and call it BDSM because they aren't her
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>>35177601
I made this
I'm so sorry I didn't know it would get this far out of hand
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>>35177970
you sick fuck
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>>35177970

Fuck you

It's ok

No

Fuck you
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>>35177999
>>35178006
I'm not even a leftist
I just like making fun of the GB2pol people
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>>35178019
I also made this but no one caught it
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>>35178035
not subtle enough, it sucks. the first one was solid as fuck though. good job rustling jimmies my friend
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>>35177936
money comes and goes bro, at a certain point your toxic co workers become too much and you had to bail, ive been there and also lost out on a bonus. Think of it this way, it cost you 400 dollars to never deal with those mother fuckers again
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>>35177930
Thanks for the advice anon, but I'm kinda big on my kids being as white as I am so I'm gonna need to say no to that offer.
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>>35177837
There is no redemption
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>>35178070
Dude just go to Ukraine. You have no fucking idea. They will beg to come back home with you. Go find a mail order bride service, you just do not understand.
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>>35178047
must be why everyone stole it
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I only like semi-auto, lever action and break action.
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>>35178083
I'm not buying a wife and especially not an ukrie since we killed each other for the last 600 years
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>>35178111
Literally any country in eastern Europe fag
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>>35178111
Yeah, this kind of retardation and pinning is what's keeping your fucking dick dry. Do you not understand what we're telling you?

Fuck your feelings. Your feelings will go away when a 25 11/10 superhotty with a sexy accent is giving your rimjobs and and shit on the regular after folding all your laundry. This isn't a fantasy, it's a $3,000-$8,000 reality.
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>>35177936
Sucks to be you loser
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When I get bored I start shitting up threads with /pol/ bait.
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>>35177601
>22
>kissless virigin
>some days it bothers me a lot, other days I dont care anymore
>living at home with mom and dad trying to finish school
>work a part time job I hate, but need the money
>see all my friends move on with their lives and feel left behind
>hasguns, but only 2
>want more, parents dont care but im too cheap right now to keep treating myself
>havent been shooting in 2 months because Im lazy, cheap and its boring by myself
>conceal carry all the time, liberal teachers at my school are starting to get to me and make me feel like a paranoid racist for doing most of the things I do
>want to job the army when im done, but now im not so sure
>went into a LGS last week just to window shop, now Im fighting the urge to go back and buy a bunch of shit
>come to /k/ and 4chan almost daily, think about it until I get to sit in front of my computer for hours
>this is most of my social life
>I know my parents are dissapinted in me, wanting me to go out and be social
>town is literally dying, shops are closing up and theres nothing to do but go to shitty dive bars with the town drunks for a few hours and waste money
>see old friends there that I know arent going anywhere else
>terrified im going to do the same despite my efforts
>only thing keeping me going is the gym, school, and guns

one day at a time I keep plugging along
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>>35178377
>22
pleb. I'm 31 khv. For me, I hit peak suffering at age 24. But I learned some things about the nature of women and gave up. I'm doing a lot better nowadays. Plus i have tons of extra money for guns/ammo/suppressors since tfw no gf. But damn it is lonely.

one day when my parents are dead I'll an-hero
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>I have pointed my gun at my father a few times
>I have gotten into fist fights with him more times then that
>one of my brothers is a shit bag criminal, the last time we spoke I had a gun under his chin and said if he comes back ill kill him
>I was slapped the shit out of a korean war veteran when I was a teen
>I make sure to put aside at least 1.4 of my paycheck for fun expenses (not always guns, but it almost always is)
>the only reason I went out with my current girlfriend is because I lost a bet to my friend and took his GF's roommate out on a pity date. >we hit it off and have been together since but she has no idea
>Im a pretty decent banjo player
>I have 3 bug out bags 9one for the house, the car and work)
>I have experimented with almost every kind of pistol for cc, just to see what its like, name it and ive probably carried it
>im a licensed private investigator
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>>35178654
hello bubba
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>>35178377
>>35178646
>tfw you attempt suicide at the age of 14 and get put on SSRIs
>tfw the SSRIs cause sexual dysfunction right as puberty hits
>tfw you're 22 and you've never once ejaculated while you were conscious
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>>35178753
>tfw get put on SSRIs same age
>tfw erases all emotive capability
>tfw spent the last decade full on people are numbers terminator mode
>tfw will never feel love
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>>35178654
>slapped the shit out of by a Korean War veteran
Story
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>>35178654
>>35178798
I slapped the shit out of him, I typed too fast. Ill still tell the story though
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>>35177601
I bought a rifle and never fired it. I simply bought it when I was in a really dark place and half expected to kill myself with it.
I've been getting help from a shrink, and it's been a while since I've hit a depressive state like that. But I still have the rifle as a weird reminder.

I've considered getting rid of it. Should I?
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>>35177601
I once drunkly shot out a car window and never owned guns ever again.
Last time I owned a bb gun and got that confiscated because my shit bag aunty told the cops she was scared.
I will never own guns ever again.
And where I live there is nothing to do.
I want to die.
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>>35178836
what rifle is it
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>>35178753

>same age and never attempted suicide but sought professional help because my parents were fucking stupid and I needed a life counselor to guide me on the path of unfucking my shit
>get put on SSRI's day 1 anyway
>fast forward 10 years and never got my shit unfucked

American "doctors" needs to be gassed.
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>>35178864
Savage Axis mk2, .308 Win. Got it used for $300.

If anything, I would want to give it to one of my friends that would make use of it and enjoy it. 3 of them are vets, and 6 of them are hunters, so one of them is likely to want it.
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>>35178825
Please do that sounds hilarious
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>>35177601
Posted this in the other thread but w/e

I wrote an essay in 8th grade on why we need more gun control. Which is probably the absolute worst piece of writing i have ever done.

I referred to the AR15 as an assault rifle, sourced from the Huffington Post, and Mother Jones. I discussed why the AR15 is unnecessary, gave rpm figures which were wildly inaccurate, said that it had a hair trigger which could "go off at anytime", I even said hollow points were exploding. I also argued that only Hunting Rifles should be allowed.

Almost 6 Years later im right wing, and a full blown /k/ommando who wants even less gun control, and likes slavshit and milsurp.

>Im so so sorry /k/...i changed i really did please dont cast me out i was fucked up
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>>35178377
holy fuck anon are you me?
>22
>not a virgin
>faggot
>got out of navy last year due to depression after 2.5 yrs in.
>make 10 bucks an hour changing tires but fucking hate it especially since my boss is kind of a fat fudd and rides a harley
>live with my parents
>want to move on with my life and move out but can't because credit card debt and shit job make it impossible
>despite having 4 guns still saving up for more even though i should probably focus on debt instead.
>have an interview next week for an apprenticeship but if that doesnt go well im going to reenlist cause im out of options.
>spend most of my free time on /k/ or playing vidya or having autistic daydreams about winning the lotto or becoming a fighter pilot
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>>35178947
its okay /k/omrade...you have bathed in the light of the murderkube you have already been forgiven
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>>35178965
>not a virgin

found the virgin

goodluck in your future tho anon
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>>35178947
I used to be a libtard too m8
To my defense I was born and raised in a place where anything and everything considered even remotely libertarian or right wing gets you branded as a fuck up who's beyond all repair and reasoning but I'm still ashamed as fuck.
I lost contact with a bunch of acquaintances and people I thought as friends in the last couple years, not to mention I'm the family's laughing stock now.

At least my guns won't leave me.
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>>35178947

>want liking guns as an adolescent

Were you the "gay kid" at school?
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>>35179007

*not, not want

fuck's sake
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I'm an idiot. My best friend from high school and I dated, with a week break in the middle, through freshman year of college, and the first day of sophomore year I broke up with her for the same reason as the aforementioned break: I don't know what love is and I'm emotionally immature. We got together again and were in a "situationship" for much of the past summer months, but it ended a month ago on her own accord, and we were supposed to go our separate ways. I messaged her recently at midnight and then she called the next night and we spoke (we're 4hr away from each other) and she told me that she loved me again that summer and there was a lot of miscommunication and we both need to work things out with ourselves until we talk again in November. I'm trying to figure myself out, anons, but I don't know.

If I say I'm done for good, then I lose my best friend for good, and she'll be the one who got away. She's a model, a med student, caring, literally everything. But I'm afraid if I say I want to try again one more time it's just out of loneliness and I'll just end it again.
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What the FUCK. OP here, there's a lot of shit in this thread ain't there Probably shouldn't be posting some of that on the internet at all. Damn, I thought people were gunna post funny stuff like how they fucked up a stipple job or ND's into the cieling at an indoor range.
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>>35178083
t. ukrie mail order pride being paid on commission
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>>35178377
dude, just enlist now, it'll get you GI bux once you leave, gives you a place to sleep, eat, and shoot.
couldn't enlist because born with heart defect :(
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>>35177601
I had an ND on a military exercise a couple of months ago

It was in a safe direction I just stopped paying attention for a split second and fucked up

I still feel bad about it and am contemplating shoving my face in a lawnmower

I'd never fucked up like that in my entire life before then and I was always on top of my drills, I'm beside myself about it
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>>35179143

cool blogpost bro I liked your post thumbs up & subscribed
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>>35179191
It's safer to share close secrets with a stranger than with a friend.

The stranger doesn't know you well enough to fuck up your life with the information.
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>>35179007
>>35179021
Weird thing was i did like guns. I played with capguns and stuff and loved watching war movies and reading about all the equipment. Maybe it was because i didnt really think about all the news i was watching.

>>35178997
i feel u m9
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>>35178993
really im not. fucked a dude in the barracks on memorial day last year and spent the last few months in a sort of relationship/fwb with a dude.
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>>35178993
also yea hope i get this apprenticeship. not looking forward to reenlisting after getting out and becoming hasguns but don't really have any other options
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I pretty much exclusively by cheap milsurp for under $600. I got shitfaced and bought a Mauser C96 off Gunbroker for $1600. Now I have to sell a couple guns.
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>>35179191

welcome to the 4chan

maybe reddit may be more your speed, kiddo.
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>>35179271
now don't be a faggot. if they posted pics of inserting a .22 shell in their ptip or something I would be down. but this shit? this shit IS reddit

>muh feelingpost
>muh lyfepost

nigger these posts is weird and not in keeping with the traditional /k/ related confessions such as liking .40cal or being left handed
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>>35179430
Bruh, it's 8:44pm EST

Everyone is drunk.

Drunk people talk about their feelings.
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>>35178993
he said he was a fag, he's definitely not a virgin
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>>35179430

>finding people sticking brass casings into their urethra to be "funny"

Do you enjoy looking at pictures with cocks? There is a separate board for that, you know. It's called /fit/.
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>>35177601
I finally went to an indoor range for the first time with my pistol and found out I couldn't hit shit at 5 to 7 yards, most of my shots land a few inches below the bull's eye and the grouping was shit.
I was convinced I don't deserve any night sights I considered obtaining and will stick to the stock three dot.
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>>35179567
>/fit/
Now I've heard a lot of profanity, but don't you ever tell me to go to /fit/
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I flinch when I shoot my mosin.
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>>35179430
i traded in a m1903 from 1908 back to the gunstore i bought it from for a wasr because i read Hatcher's Notebook and was afraid of getting a face full of shrapnel/shooting out the barrel.
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>>35179698
I've got 1 round left for mine and haven't bought any more cause im too cheap to pay 20 bucks for a box of 20.
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>>35177936
I get it. I had about 90 hours of vacation time left when I quit. Work wouldn't let me use em Before, during, or after my two weeks notice. I had caught a fellow manager scamming customers and nothing happened when I gave proof. Wasn't worth waiting and working with thieves to keep that paid time.

I'm a staunch liberal /k/. I love guns though and am slowly converting my friends to guns. I'm more pro gun than most conservatives.
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>>35179948
now that's more like it
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>>35179979
should read the one above. fucking hate myself
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>>35179999
i retract the (You) it as meant for >>35179930

>self loathing quads checked though
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>>35178894
Keep it. It'll be a trophy of your survival.
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>>35177947
Thanks to this fuckin' board and at one point writefagging a bit with some raifu shit, I'm now super possessive and overly gentle with my guns because there's a bit of me that links them with 2d QT's
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>>35177601
I bought a C93 V2.
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>>35177930
Anti traditionalist race mixer detected.
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>>35179930
Reading this made me physically sick.
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>>35178377
What are your liberal teachers saying that's making you feel that way? Are you gonna let anti white propaganda thanks to (((them))) get to you?
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>>35180139
>>35178070
>implying gooks aren't honorary.
Have fun being pathetic virgins.
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>>35180133
c93s are the least fucky guns century produces tho
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>>35180179
>c93
Meant to write c39.
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>>35178654
What goes through your mind when you point a gun at someone, especially your dad?
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>>35179143
Talk with her. Tell her everything.

My best friend and I dated for years, got engaged. It didn't work out. We worked things out and remained best friends. She married a great guy and I'm engaged to a wonderful woman. It can work out if you put in the effort.
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>>35180167
Nah, just don't want to end my race and family lineage.
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I worry that I've acted like a pretentious asshole my whole life and I'm going to die alone and unhappy.

>>35177629
>I threw out the love of my life for my own selfish reasons and lost my chance to find someone like her.
I did this too. She's married now, and I hope she's happy. And even though our relationship was rocky, I've never loved anyone as much as I loved her before or since.
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>>35178947
I did a projetct in high school on the gun control act of 1968 where I said it was a good law. I still hate myself for that
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>>35177670
>went plinking instead of taking my girlfriend out last week, and told her I was out doing errands..

Don't lie to your girl about where you've been. Even if it's minor shit. It will blow up in your face and breed distrust that will come back to haunt you.
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>>35179143
I'm old as fuck and have dated probably over 20 girls and not one of them worked out, so take what I say here with a grain of salt. My love life is fucked up but yours sounds okay to me.

Somebody who has been married for 40 years told me that love goes in cycles. You'll go through periods of time when you love the person and other times when you don't. It's up a down and that's normal, you just have to wait it out.

Do whatever feels right.
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>>35179143
As someone who's girlfriend/bestfriend of seven years has been talking about going on a break... don't let this get away from you, dude. Take the other anon's advice. Tell her everything, calmly. Over a few hours or late at night if you have to. Don't keep this to yourself or you'll spend the rest of your life thinking about what could have been.
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>>35178094
That's a problem why?
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>>35180612
Because /k/ has a massive boner for bolt and pump actions
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>>35178904
>worked at a home depot when I was 17
>any retail work is absolute ass because customers are mostly mean and know they can get away with it
>older guy with a korean war vet hat comes in wanting something, I think it was a type of paint that we didnt have
>say sorry, maybe try again tommorrow or call ahead
>dude flips his shit, says hes the customer and shouldnt have to do that much leg work and we should have everything we need to meet his needs
>lol ok friend, go up front and complain to my manager, he gets paid to give more of a shit then I do
>keep in my I actually said that to him (I was a cocky 17 year old, come at me)
>guy says to watch my tone or else
>no im pissed, get back in his face and say or else what
>he says if he ever catches me outside of hear he'll kick my ass and pokes him in the chest while he does
>its the chest poking that sets me off, I throw most of my body weight into a golf swing bitch slap
>knock his hat off, he goes cross eyed
>he starts to curse me out and I just slap him again
>slap him two more times until hes red in the face and tears coming down his cheeks
>tell him the managers up front and to fuck off
>storm off to cool down, then it hits me that I just slapped the shit out of a 60+ year old man, and a war vet at that
>find the nearest assistant manager, say "I quit" and go home
>boss calls me a few days later, I flat out tell him the guy was being an ass and threatened me so yeah I cleaned his clock
>"anon, he was a customer, you cant just do that"
>"well yeah no shit, thats why I quit. Ill get my last check this week"

I was banned from the store for life, no idea of it holds up because this was some time ago. Didnt get in legal trouble because me being fired/quit was apparently enough for the old guy. I still feel kind of shitty about it though, getting into military history and culture, how the guy served his country and got slapped around by some 17 year old in front of a crowd. then there are days where I dont care
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>>35177601
I plan on selling my AR but am too spooked to sell on private market and am preparing to have my ass raped at a pawn shop
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>>35180704
It's his fault for being both a dick and a pussy at the same time.
Serving doesn't mean you can't be a worthless piece of shit
see Mat Best
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I've gone full Aryan separatist and might vote acceleration-ist next time I get just to crash the country so people realizes there's no "muh based maga bro on magic dirt" and gun owners are pushed into a corner to save their children.
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>>35180704

Stop sucking war veterans cocks, they aren't saints.
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Sold my g43 and g19, got a g42 cause I had to have at least one carry piece. Didn't shoot it for 3 months, carried it daily. Went to the range a couple weeks ago and couldn't make it through a mag without FTF, FTE..
Got a p938 used from a friend. I've shot it before but not since I purchased it. Carry it daily. I'll get to the range next week, send the Glock back and then sell it.
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>>35180872
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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
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>>35181064
thank god for this pastacopy
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>>35181064
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>>35181064

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye
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>>35181099

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.
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>>35179215
I want to, but I only have about a 1 year left so im just trying to ride it out. When im graduated id like to go into the OCS
>>35178965
preach anon. Im just so bored and being around all these other losers who arnet even doing anything with their lives is just sad. I hate seeing my friends leave and start their lives, or worse seeing people come back here and I have to do the akward
>what have you been up to anon?
>oh..you know...just the same old same old for the past few years
>>35180159
youre standard run of the mill "everything is your fault and any other form of thought is wrong" Ive come to the conclusion that they operate on empathy. They make you see things from another point of view, which im not against, but on their point of view. Case in point, I had a lecture today about the effects on media scaring people by the thousands about a crime wave, telling white pussy gun owners black people are evil and you need guns. On the one hand I know the media likes to spin things to fit a narrative, but on the other I buy guns for protection, despite living in a safe area and knowing that its unlikely ill ever need them for that, but then go back to sensationalized stories and think "well, better have it and not need it like those people" but then remember its a cherry picked story meant to scare me and rake in views. The whole thing was a mind fuck. Ive had periods where I think communism and socialism isnt actually that bad, that there really is white privileged and systematic black man oppression and its my fault without me realizing it, just because of how they spin it. Almost 4 years of this and im starting to crack
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>noguns cuckifornian
>want to become hasguns cuckifornian
>deathly afraid of going into a nearby gun shop to see which rifle would be a good fit for my manlet ass
>keep going up to the door, then turning away last minute, images of people staring because brown skinned asian and doing the usual thing of looking, but not asking if I could get a closer look at a rifle behind the counter then silently leaving
I need to learn to not give a shit
I also lust for a Mini-14 to put a stripper clip guide on to save a bit on magazines.
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>>35181111
>Finally a small head emerges from her vagina.
digits checked
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>>35181121

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*
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>>35181125
haha fucking californians are so gay and brown
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>>35181099
>>35181111

D U B S
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>>35177837
Merde!

ive sold guns
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>>35181064
>>35181090
>>35181099
>>35181111
>>35181121

We really should writefag more pregnant Anne Frank stories.

I'm thinking, she and Peter van Pels are snuck into the countryside, have sex on the hillside at sunset, and are captured by the G*rmans. All seems lost when the the pair are rescued by the Louisiana Tigers (Anne mistaking them for boys in striped pajamas) who emerge from a seeming impassable swamp and fight the SS and Gestapo in savage hand-to-hand combat with rifles butts, "Arkansas toothpicks", swords, and fists.
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Where'd the Anne Frank pasta even come from?
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>>35181377

/pol/ wrote it after Anne Frank's step-sister talked shit about President Trump
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>>35181064
>>35181090
>>35181099
>>35181111
>>35181121
Fuck these copypastas, dude.
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>>35181064
>>35181090
>>35181099
>>35181111
>>35181121
>>35181132

Never stop posting this
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>>35177970
>I'm so sorry

No you're fucking not.
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>>35177970
Kill yourself and then think about what you've done, you leftist cunt
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>>35182492
but I'm not a leftist senpai
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>>35177970
I hate you so fucking much
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>>35178881
>>35178753
>>35178787
>>35178377
>>35178646
This song was probably the only reason I didn't off myself in high school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTHJv3SAMBY

>>35178947
>>35178997
It's okay we all were sinners, but by the grace of murder/k/ube, we have been redeemed

>>35182511
I'm sorry. Please forgive me for insulting you
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>>35181064
>>35181090
>>35181099
>>35181111
>>35181113
>>35181121
I see the weapons thread guy from /his/ is here. Post MOAR you cunt.
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>>35182540

You got it
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>>35177601
I sold my nugget to a fudd who I knew for sure was going to bubba the poor thing to hell and back, but the $350 I got was too nice to pass.
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>>35180199
we have always had an unsteady relationship, hes a bit of a control freak and when I started getting older I got bolder and fought him on everything just to pick a fight because he could be a prick. And, like I said, my brother is a piece of shit so we fought about that all the time. Sometimes things got physical, and before I started getting /fit/ I was scrawny so, one particular time while we were fighting he took a swing at me, so I got a .22 rifle and pointed it at him saying if he did it again Id shoot him. Looking back I regret it because no im such a safety nut with my guns. The worst thing is ive tried to have a better relationship with him but we always end up at each others throats over something. Ii guess we're just too different people and ill always be one of the guys with a shitty relationship with my dad until he dies
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I left her four years ago. I still dont know if it ever could have worked, but it seriously haunts me every day. I started dating someone immediately after we broke up, but the grass isnt always greener. There's never going to be anybody to replace your first.

The new one should be great on paper, but it just isnt the same.
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