How you became hasguns

>turn 7
>dad hands me a Henry .22
>"don't hold it with the muzzle on the floor you idiot."
Riveting, I know.

>go to gun store for shits and giggles
>see chinese clone of gun I wanted $1000 cheaper than the american model
>impulse purchase
>now hasguns

>>35177228
A co-worker gives you a great deal on a firearm, after her family member dies, and you come here to make fun of them?

Stay classy, dickweed.

>turn 6
>dad hands me grandpappy's old .22 revolver.
>you're a real man now
>huzzah am now hasguns

>>35177294

>lazy loud obnoxious nigger at work about to sell his guns to a bunch of criminals but OP managed to get one before the gangbangers did

Being a self hating, sissified white liberal, stay classy

>>35177348
How the fuck can you assume they were going to sell to criminals? You're delusional. That girl owned guns longer than you had.

Been hasguns since 6. I knew where my dad kept his scoped stainless steel .357 686, never touched it thoguh but in an emergency I knew where I had a loaded gun.

First actual has guns was at 18 with a 87 dollar Mosin from Big5, then at 19 my dad gave me a Browning Hi-Power.

Was my carry gun until I bought a Glock 26 at 21

>>35177364

Lol you must not live around niggers. Stay classy you idiot idealistic suburban media fed . enjoy your sheltered bubble world, your children (if you even have any, cuck) definitely won't.

>>35177364
Op here, She repeatedly bragged about how she had blood family members, would smoke pot in her car before work, and got fired for stealing boxes of frozen patties and stuff, not exactly a beacon of morality

>>35177228
>25
>Without a firearm
>Friend joking about trump and Hillary and possible civil war
>Encouraging me - "You can't just shoot yourself and give up like that man, when society collapses you gotta survive and be strong. Those who prey upon the weak will be the ones to lay the basis for a new society."
>Mostly jokes, but fine I am convinced to buy a firearm
>"Hell yeah anon, we can meet up and capture all these dumb unthinking Starbucks drinking worthless-to-society sluts and rule the world, man. We'll have a well stocked rape dungeon and be living the dream!"
>For the most part it was romanticised and embellished joking about things we knew would never happen
>This upper class he's motherfucker had a Tavor anyway
>Decide on a shotgun - simple to operate, breakdown, fun and cheap
>Go to local gun shop
>Walk out with a soft case, 100 buckshot and a 18" Nova for $500
>Whoops must've made a mistake - that's not cheap!

Stuck with it anyway. Bought an NPAP a year later. Fun hobby, though not as much as I'd thought.

>>35177626
HEY I bought my first gun for the 2016 race war too.

Bought a 1.2k Ak74 like an idiot. Just sold it for 900 and am building an AR15 now for ultra cheap and using the rest on optics and ammo.

>>35177228
>polish noguns till the age of 24
>go to work in Texas as a logistics manager for a truck company (earns you some nice $$)
>find a gun coworker, actually browses /k/
>we go out and buy me a Glawk brand Glawk 19 in superior 9mm, a DD 5,56 AR, a Mossberg 500 and a Ruger 10/22
>suddenly hasguns and happy

>>35177802
Forgot to add - I actually lost my 10/22 cause my lovely ex was interested in shootan and "forgot" to give it back. I didn't bother her though, since I bought it cheap and she was worth the time I spent with her.
Inb4 you fucking cuck, you gave an ex-girlfriend your gun

>16
>Pops gets me a Glock for Christmas
>Muh hasguns

>family collects european sabres and swords
>hasblades.png

>>35177228
the great story of guns in my life
>be me
>born on a farm in the glorious state of Pennsylvania
>grow up with guns
>receive a bb gun way back at the age of 6
>git gud
>receive shotgun at the age of 12, the traditional age in my family
>am now hasguns
really tho, it must suck to be born into a less fortunate family. i feel for you anons in such places

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>>35177856
you fucking cuck, you gave an ex-girlfriend your gun

>>35177916
>european
>nogunz

checks out

>>35177228
>be me
>live in a van
>just kicked myself out of my parents house
>go to pawn shop
>buy bolt action mossberg for $75
>hasguns

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>be /k/raut
>just got my hunting license (takes time and lots of money)
>walk into LGS looking for a used CZ550 with a scope mount for 350€
>gone.jpg
>I know the staff since I was becoming a gunsmith and we would often chat
>boss asks coworker if they still have that used Steyr Stutzen in the back
>brings out pic related
>999€

Today I work at that store as a gunsmith and love it.
The Steyr is my go to hunting rifle and I shot a roebuck earlier today with it.

>>35177955
She was a 9,5/10 though

>>35178050
lol cuck

>>35177386
>tfw dad carried since before I was born
>even in my mother's womb I knew where to find my daddy's .38 special in case of emergencies

You're not a hasguns by proxy fag, likewise being issued a rifle or a handgun for a job and needing to turn it in at the end of the day/work or when you quit or are fired doesn't count either.

>>35178054
lol faggot

>>35177228
You should have made an offer on his whole collection. You probably could have gotten everything and ammo for like $600

>>35177996
thats a beautiful rifle anon

>>35177626
>not as much fun as I thought
Find a pistol and go shoot 2gun. If your MD is cool you'll be able to shoot while sprinting and bayonet shit.

>>35177228
Yea ok, OP.

>>>/stormfront/

>>35177228
Good deal my buddy got a Remington 870 tactical for 100 bucks from his cousin

>>35178619
>cant stand casual racism on the interwebs
>>>/reddit/

>Turn 43
>Hillary looks like she's going to win the election
>See AWB 2.0 coming
>Go to gun shop, buy gun
>Repeat above step a few more times over the next few months
>Trump wins
>No regrets - the panic made me become a hasguns, which I'd intended to do for a long time anyhow.

>>35177228

>Be before the election last year
>Not 100% confident that the God Emperor would win
>Buy an AR-15 with slide-fire stock and 1k ammo because it was a reasonable precaution.

My plan was to buy a gun when I turned 21 anyway, I just kept putting it off, like most people do. I'm glad I bought it, too, because I actually ended up needing it very shortly after I bought it.

>Be me, visiting friend in an urban part of Philly at night
>Nogs parked in the middle of an intersection for some reason
>Walk to my (((nice))) car
>Nogs following me in their car
>Street sense activates
>Instead of getting in the car like I planned, I slam the door shut, walk around to my trunk
>Nogs now stopped next to and slightly-behind my car, such that I couldn't actually pull out
>Look dead at the driver with my arm held out, which is Nog-speak for "I know exactly what this is and I have a rifle in the back of my trunk, so move along."
>They quickly depart like the merry gentlemen they undoubtedly were

I picked up a .22LR handgun right after that, therefore making me a hasguns instead of a hasgun. Now I carry one in the glove box and one in the trunk.

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>be 13
>have lots of good boy points
>I collect military stuff but no gun
>convince parents to get me gun for birthday
>dad knows about guns but always at work, mom knows jack shit
>mommy takes me to gun show
>I pick out a German Mauser K98 that was refurbished by the Yugos (you could still see some of the German markings) for like $250
>now has guns
>a month or two later
>dress up and play as German sniper in Stalingrad wearing rusted out German helmet with no liner but a hat on the inside to make it fit
>be done playing, load rifle back up
>go take shit
>come back and start playing again
>BOOM.mp3
>be upstairs
>OHSHIT.jpg
>mom screaming up the stairs "WHAT WAS THAT?!?!"
>come to door and scream "WHAT?!" (deaf because gun went off in my room)
>she repeats
>I say "I don't know what that was??"
>she convinces herself that a car driving by threw fireworks
>entire upstairs smells like burnt powder
>she's too lazy to come up the stairs and inspect
>mfw she never found out until I told her as an adult

>>35178882
Of all the things that ever didn't happen, that didn't happen the most.

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>>35178921
whatever u say

>>35177228
>Don't live in area prone to natural disasters
>Never gave the remote possibility of SHTF too much consideration as a consequence
>Start frequently reading news about natural disasters elsewhere in the country
>The majority who don't prepare for the worst blitz the remaining local resources in the shadow of impending disaster, fighting and climbing over themselves like rats frantic to escape raising flames.
>Tfw start to think about how I'd be one of these frantic rat people in the event of a disaster, however remote it may be.
>Start maintaining a long-term store of provisions
>Realize provisions are worthless if I'm helpless to secure them in a SHTF situation.>>35177348>>35177348
>>35177348
>Buy no frills 1911 and some boxes of 45ACP
>Start browsing /k/, go from hasgun to hasguns with a basic AR
>Guns become a little side hobby, constantly rent out stuff at the range to see what I like
>Now have 5 handguns and 3 rifles, design my armory to enable me to be able to shoot most common ammunition should I face a far more long term disaster where I have to scavenge.
Ideally want to be a porcupine in the event of any variety of shtf. Stay away from my home and we have no problems, come to exploit me and I'll fight for my life no matter the odds.

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>20 yrs old, want gun, never had guns but have fired some
>Get job
>Buy .22
>weeks later buy 12g
>More weeks later buy AR
>month later buy another 22 (i wanted a wood stocked one)
>nother 3 months later buy .357
They're all shit tier guns, but still they go bang if fed

>>35179334
whats your 357? i've been looking at a 4" windicator cause im a cheap bastard and don't have a whole lot of cash after bills.

>>35179360
A Windicator. I like it, trigger's 7lb DA and really light on SA. Run a box of .357 at the start to loosen it up a bit and you should be fine.

>>35177228
bought a nugget from some russian dude in his garage

>>35179388
other anons tell me that i should save up for a gp100 or something similar but if it goes bang and doesn't have a fucking billboard on the barrel then im happy, shit my first gun was a RIA 1911 and i love the fuck outta it.

>>35177228
you have patrician taste, OP, and you saved that rifle from a date worse than death.
>you should've bought the 1911 too.

>>35179435
>>35179388
Forgot pic.
I've heard the same from other anons but honestly i'm fine with what i got, maybe the gp100 is better, but i won't know till i've fired one.

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>turn 10 years old
>dad hands me savage .22lr
>"don't shoot your brother"
>mfw

>>35179524
i think it mostly boils down to the trigger and fit and finish. just looked online and everywhere is out of stock for the 4" barrel fml.

>>35177228
It looks great man

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>>35179565
If you watch buds, it SOMETIMES comes in stock but it's usually gone by 2-3 days.
>tfw you forget to flip the image
I'm a retard.

>no guns entire life
>Go to boot camp, first time I ever fired
>Spend next 4 years married to my rifle in Infantry
>Get out, get actual married to female
>Feels weird not having rifle
>Take my wife to gun show on a weekend (2012)
>I'm eyeballing a sig m400, $980 out the door with a pmag (I have a shit load of GI 30 rnd mags I kept)
>Tell my wife I want it but it costs more than I think I should spend
>She tells me to get it because I want it, we can afford it, and it'll make me happy and can protect our family (she just got pregnant)

It MSRP's for $1200 now. That's when I knew I finally had a great life partner. My wife's pretty cool too.

>>35179618
just checked buds. they have some still in stock. hope they'll still be there next week.

>24
>noguns
>saved up alittle over $400 by cleaning toilets

I'm thinking of getting a yugo n-pap or just Remington 870 I saw at the local gun store for $300

why is it that racists are generally just as aweful as the poor black fucks they hate. you have more in common with each other than anyone else on earth. this is why we need a real fucking education system that kids cant weasel the fuck out.

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>20
>Become Soviet military reenactor
>Decide to buy M91/30 so that I don't need to borrow one anymore
>Order one

The end.

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>>35180204

>>35177348
As much as I hate niggers I can kind of see this anons: >>35177294 point. Even if she is a nigger, she still gave him a damn good deal on a firearm.

>>35179618
>>>35177364
>new revolver
>no pinnned barrel and recessed cylinder
>probably has a Hillary hole

>>35180312
Op here, agreed it was a good deal, but I can guarantee you it was only because she didn't know the worth and wanted fast cash

>Be 27
>Neighbor threatened to kill everyone in my house becuase he's high on something and thinks we sharpie'd his old ass 911.
>Know he's full of it, but just incase, I better buy a gun right away
>Only gun I could buy that day was a m44 from a private party becuase shitty CA waiting periods (this was back when face to face private transfers of long gun c&r guns was legal)
>Got some training ammo online to use as home defense ammo.
>Fucker eventually moved away, but only after the police being involved in retarded shit like 5 times.
Piece of shit actually told the cops I was running a meth lab. Good thing this was before my pd become militarized, so they only sent 2 squad cars and actually knocked on the door. House mate's family let them in while I was still asleep, else I would have told them to get a damn warrant.

>>35177228
>never was nogunz
>pops had a significant armory
>bb gun @ 7
>22lr @10
>AR15 @16
>saiga308 @ 18
That's when shit got crazy soooooo many guns have passed in and out of my hands but ive largely kept most.

>>35177986
Except most likely no one would refer to them as "European sabres and swords" if they were European themselves.

>>35179855
Get a rifle kit from Palmetto State Armory for like $315 and a $50 used lower and some rear sights. Better value and you get a pretty good AR15 you know inside and out.

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>>35178982
aww baby anon shooting his first funz

>>35179636
>my wife's pretty cool too.

kek

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>go to gun store innacanada
>RPAL in the mail,wanted to hold a couple of handguns when it wasnt busy
>see a guy putting up a used GP100 fir consignment
>400$ CAD,327$USD
>put a deposit down for the whole price
>pick it up after rpal arrives in the mail and transfer clears
>shoot .38 special for 2 months
>happily hasguns
Pic related

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>>35180204
my bain very biggu like my benis :DDDDDD

>>35177228
>Live in liberal hellhole CT
>turn 18
>buy 1962 nugget for 125$
>wait 2 weeks, get nugget
>dad remembers he has a 10/22, gives it to me
>move to less shitty state 2 years later

>>35177228
>be 16
>get into rev war reanacments
>have inheritance money
>buy Brown Bess and gear
>now 18 have 4 antique rifles and a few revolvers in various states of working

>>35177273
Trench gun?

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>my dad got me a .22 for 12th birthday
>dad and I hit pretty rough times when i was about 16 so he had to sell most valuables including 22
>back to noguns
>few years later am 21 with with ok job
>coworker offered to sell me a nugget for $125
>back to hasguns
tfw first gun was sold to some fud
at least me and my dad got out of that poverty hell

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>Shortly after I ETS'd I took a security job
>I needed to provide my own handgun chambered in an approved caliber
>I went to a gun show with $600 in cash looking for something in .40 S&W
>Everything available was out of my budget
>I saw a revolver on one of the last tables tagged for $550
>.357 Magnum was an approved caliber and I offered $500
>Walked out with my new handgun and bought Hogue rubber grips and a duty belt for it
>The job is long gone but I won't part with the revolver

Here is a recent photo of the revolver in question - a Colt King Cobra

>>35177348
Wow so triggered. God forbid we ever say something in defense of negros even when they help you out

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>be 20 years old
>decide to get firearms license
>call up nearest examiner to challenge exam
>hey i played video games i know how guns work
>take exam same day, pass with 100%
>send in application
>get license a couple months later
>bought a glock

Video games (especially Global Operations) teach you how to use guns. Don t let anyone tell you different.

>>35182722
wtf is going on with those slide serrations?

>>35182824
Gen 3 RTF2

>>35180326
>probably has a Hillary hole
Maybe do research before you open your mouth fag.

>>35177228
>be me
>be kraut and 17 and working hard for gun money
>finally turn 18 and spend nearly 2000 euro bucks on safe, gun and a shitload of licenses
>be hasguns and happy

first gun was a anschütz model 2007

second gun was a cz75B

third gun was a ruger security six with a 4" barrel

and the last gun i bought was a K11 swiss rifle

next thing is going to be an ar15

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>>35177228
Scroll to 1:00 minute mark!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2ox8yvhLGw&list=PLCFSoymi5MGtYX6dPOhG97hmTzb7_lwDz

>>35177228
>at the uni and poor
>get pt job at a paint store
>sales drop when winter approaches
>get laid off
ohwell.jpeg
>mgr calls wants to sell colt 22 revolver
>he just found out wife was preggo
>(no but) h-h-how much?
>for you, $240, comes with 22 mag cyl, ammo and original box
>bring it to work tomorrow, you bring cash
>ok
>2 weeks later he rehires me and gives all the hours I can handle
>saved me from tons of tuition debt and I still have the revolver.

>>35177294
Life exists on many levels.
Why do you think it is up to you to decide what is profane and what is profound?
Judge, judge, judge.
You are on special snowflake.

>>35177403
>Lol you must not live around niggers.
^ this. There might be a few at the Uni, but they are tame.

>>35177228
>be bong
>dad, grandpa and uncles all used to be avid shooters
>pistol ban happens
>nofunallowed.jpg
>get decent job
>apply for shotgun license
>way easier than I imagined it would be
>buy a basic semi-auto
>take dad clay shooting on weekends

Bro-time with your old man is the best

>>35177228
>turned 15
>country gave me a rifle

>>35179270
>>Don't live in area prone to natural disasters
No such thing.

>>35177687
>using the rest on optics and ammo.
Use the rest on ammo and ammo
Optics are for people who can't shoot

>>35183943
What "natural disaster" do I fear in Nevada? Heat wave?

>>35177918
>be white trash
>grow up on farm in Penn
>have 8 siblings so parents aren't overly worried about all surviving
>get shotgun at 12 because backwardsness is hereditary
>somehow think you're fortunate
American dream right there.

>>35177228

>French nogun
>Retarded tradition in family say i have to do 5 years in the mili or i won't have anything
>Send to Afgh, Mali then Afgh again
>Saw how sandniggers and regular niggers operate
>IED.exe
>Met future wife at hospital
>Married, 1 son and another one in the pipe
>My house is now a giant safe of firepower deep in the wood


You bet your ass my sons will do that "stupid traidtion running in the family thingy"

>>35178780
Most people around here buy into that retarded shit but their immaturity is understandable because they're young.

>>35178050
So, why did she dumped you, what did you do apart giving her a cheap 22?

>>35178921
It's a pretty believable story

>Child is childish and immature
Checks out
>American child gets given gun
Yep
>NDs in house
Yeeeeeppp

>>35177228
That man was a vet who sold you your first gun and you are still an moronic little fuck about him and his daughter. You pathetic little fuck.

>>35177294
>>35177294
>A co-worker gives you a great deal on a firearm, after her family member dies, and you come here to make fun of them?Stay classy, dickweed

/thread

>be me 13
>xmas comes around
>dad gets me a marlin 22 mag bolt action.
>he and i fell out when i was 18
>wouldnt give me my rifle.
>so that year at xmas
>my uncle steve gave me a s&w model 10 and a type 56. Best xmas ever

>>35184056

>Coworker
>Mcdonald
>Dindu who got fired from stealing box of patty and smoking weed in her car before going to work

/thread

>>35178882
>>35178882
>>dress up and play as German sniper in Stalingrad wearing rusted out German helmet with no liner but a hat on the inside to make it fit

ur a fucking faggot

>>35184053
That man was a nigger whose subhuman monkey genes wouldn't even be in my country if not for jewery, I praise his death

>>35184062
And I'll bet you snitched on her too like the creeping little piss stain you seem to be.

>>35184000
Nevada best state, trips confirm it

>>35184067
>That man was a nigger whose subhuman monkey genes wouldn't even be in my country if not for jewery, I praise his death

I praise yours you keep quiet irl or you'll die bad

t. white vet

>>35184067

Said "nigger" served in Nam, making him automaticly more worth than your pathetic ass will ever get.

>>35184073

I'm not even in this shit country that is amerilard, i just actualy READ the post you congoloid lover.

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>>35184067
>That man was a nigger whose subhuman monkey genes wouldn't even be in my country if not for jewery, I praise his death

fucking retard

>>35184079
I openly despise niggers

t. EOD

>>35184083
>>Said "nigger" served in Nam, making him automaticly more worth than your pathetic ass will ever get.
>subhuman monkey gets drafted
>this somehow makes him special

>25 years old
>Always loved guns but never bothered to actually buy any
>Go to knob creek with 500 dollars and the hope to buy a nice police positive or anything that catches my eye
>can't find anything I want because lolgunshow prices
>End of day approaching, get desperate
>end up buying sporterized m1903 (for a decent price) in the hopes of restoring it
>A little while later the cost of restoring it is approaching the cost of just buying a decent complete non sporterized one
>end up just shelving it, have most of the parts but lack the will to take it to a gunsmith and pay the fees
>end up just buying a decent AR
>And then later a nice police positive
>still haven't shot m1903

I really need to get around it, because i like the gun a lot, but looking at it is just a reminder of a fuckup

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>>35184085
>>35184083
>>35184079
>>35184073
>>35184056

>>35184093
>but looking at it is just a reminder of a fuckup
Did you give it a mirror finish or something?

>>35177228
Don't haveguns yet but want them.
> On outskirts of Trump rally in San Jose
> Saw videos of people roughed up while police stood down. Had friend get his taillights deliberately broken
> police stood down
> Can't rely on law + order - deeply unsettling
I'll probably get a glock and an AR - been shopping.

>>35184000
Drought, and thirst kills a lot faster than starvation, especially in a desert.
And remember, in Nevada all it takes is a power failure and you're back to a desert.

>>35184116
For there to be a drought it has to rain in the first place faggot

Worst case scenario I just start hiking down to lake mead

>>35178882
That must have put a hole somewhere. Where'd you get the ammo for it? Why would your parents let you /have/ ammo?

>>35177626
You need to mix it up, best fun I've had shooting is reactive and breakable targets, and moving targets (expensive) and poppers.
The most rewarding shooting I've done has been hunting and long distance target, as for plinking nothing beats a .22 rifles and pistols.
If you just go to indoor or shitty outdoor ranges and plink fixed distance your not maximizing your funs

>>35184116
>not having solar panels on your roof

>>35184103

No I just know I spent a lot of money on it and know it's not worth anything because a fudd drilled it

>>35184000
>What "natural disaster" do I fear in Nevada? Heat wave?
drought, power failure, lake mead goes dry to feed mexifornia, korea/russia/china nukes Nellis (a major target, one of the top 5 in US), earthquake.
If power goes out in summer, people will start dropping like flies. Freeways will be a parking lot and looters will abound.

>>35180912
disgusting dispersion

>>35184015
Which "retarded shit" - the idea that a Clinton presidency might result in an assault weapons ban? I saw it happen once, why wouldn't I think it could happen again?

>>35183994
>Optics are for people who can't shoot
^ this

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>>35184065
I'm sorry you didn't have a childhood where the right side was idolized and soldierly ideals were respected.

Or that possibly you were actually molested by an older male figure in your life, and now you are projecting your fears to me on a mongolian tapestry weaving forum.

>>35184153
yes, it put a hole right next to the window in the wall. I stole the ammo from my parents who kept it in their closet. It was Commie Yugo ammo with the star. Wish I still had a box of it.

>>35184277
>drought
That would imply that it rained to begin with famalam
>power failure
What are solar panels
>lake mead goes dry
Then well cut off California. I dont think you realize how much Nevada despises them to begin with
>muh Russia/China/north Korea
I live in Indian springs idc and that isn't a natural disaster

People lived in Nevada far before AC was a thing

>get out of highschool
>3 days later start working at walmart
>Get first paycheck
>buy pretty nugget off mosincrate, all matching, receiver from ww1, barrel from before WW2
>buy pardner pump for 120$ because black friday discount voucher and employee discount
>buy uzi, handnugget, ar and ar accesseries, usp compact, tokarev, cz52, makarov, and finally DPM receiver

>>35181740
>defends blacks like they're human beings or something
wow next thing you know you'll be saying that racist language is wrong and that non-whites don't need to be killed for existing
how shameful
what a cuck race traitor faggot libtard cuck cuck redditor normie cuck cuck cuck cuck you are, sweatie.
t./pol/tard.

>>35184298
>>honours the """""right side"""""" by ND'ing in his parent's house when there are other people inside
you are a disgrace to everything you believe in

>>35184100

>This anon is a vet
>Respect others vet
>Must be a kike

t.civvie

>>35184004
>>be white trash
>>grow up inna big city on a row house street
>>have no siblings so parents spoil the living chit out me

>>mommy bought me a prius when I was a sr in high school
>>somehow think you're the saviour of the oppressed. A social justice warrior
>American libtard dream right there.

>>35184223
No I meant that as in you could see yourself in the rifle.
Get it?

>>35184053
muh inequality. After all I live modestly on autism bux in mommy's basement. I feel like I am an oppressed transgender person of color too.

I am afraid of guns and would cry if I had to shoot one. I flinch and cry when they shoot one on TV. I have to turn the sound down or I cut myself.

>>35184073
>And I'll bet you snitched on her too

Sure he did. Drug users should be put in an institution for their own good. Before they kill themselves or someone else. "muh medical pot for my bad back, insomnia, anxiety disorder and suicidal tendencies."

Do a backflip off the overpass, faggit. You know which one don't you?

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>be germanistany citizen
>2015/2016 NYE incidents happen
>decide to get into guns in case things get worse
>join a gun-club
>join another gun-club with better ranges and less restrictions
>buy pic related before I even have my license (had a gunstore that stashed them for me for a small fee)
>finally get it in april
I´ll probably get an AR next.

>>35184303
>People lived in Nevada far before AC was a thing

Yeah, but they were not pussified snowflakes with cute haircuts either. You didn't address Nellis. One of the top 5 nuke targets in the US.

>>35184658
that you think this is cutting satire is almost as sad as hating a black guy for selling someone a gun for cheap.
You're angry and sad, and neither will help you in life.

>>35184303
>>muh Russia/China/north Korea
>I live in Indian springs idc and that isn't a natural disaster

Which AIR COMMAND is stationed at Nellis? Do you even know? Do you think they might have tactical weapons there? Maybe a few pilots and stuff?

>year and half ago
>buy witness from cousin to an hero
>pussy out
>fall in love with putting holes in things

>>35184316
^ muh niggah. Go shooting with ya anytime.

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>Three years ago
>Be 19
>uncle is a farmer in KS and owns a storage locker place for $$ in the off-season
>A guy dies and his son lets his two lockers go into default
>after six months of no payment my uncle decides to go in and clear it out
>I'm in town at the time so I go to help him clear it out
>The guy was some kind of doomsday prepper
>Had 45 guns of all sorts inside
>Plus a bunch of crankshafts and ammo and 20+ y/o MREs
>Of all the guns two catch my eye
>A Kar-98 and a SKS
>We load up all of the funs into the back of a pickup and get them back to my uncles house
>Later I ask my uncle how much he wants for the Kar-98 and the SKS
>End up giving my uncle $300 for both and a bunch of ammo.
>And now I own funs

>>35177294
Ayo ayo
*smacks lips profusely*
Ayo Ayo hooool up
*robs liquor store*
errrrummmene she done sol u a gun an u make fun of her?

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>>35177856
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

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>>35184676
>Sees Sig P210
>Breathes heavily and moves closer to the monitor

Someday I will find a German made one for a reasonable price... someday... The ones available right now are inferior burger production and priced the same.

>>35184925
Don´t get a german made one, get the swiss original.

>>35184480
I bet you push a lot of moderates over to the left, nice going retard. Say cuck some more

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>be me
>turned 18
>ask /k/ in three different threads if I should get a 10/22 or a Nugget as my first gun
>Nuggets were $99-120 then, 10/22's were $220
>"DURR 10/22, YOU'LL LEARN BAD FORM WITH A SHITTY NUGGET"
>This was the consensus all around
>Go to Big 5
>10/22's on sale for $200
>Nuggets up to $140
>"Wtf, why are they more expensive?"
>"Maaaan, they're going to run out one day. This is just the start."
>Debate and debate, I LOVED the Nugget
>Listen to /k/
>10/22, like that I'm saving money
>Go back one year later for a Mosin
>$189
>Fuck that
>Every year I watch the prices climb
>It's fucking impossible for me to spend more than $150 on one as I grew up seeing them for $60-80
>10/22's now go for $250-300
>Nuggets $300
>Ended up getting a Kar98k, my true dream gun when I was 22 for $250
>But still, never forget that fucking Izzy Hex I held while debating between it and the 10/22

And that's the day I quit listening to /k/. Fuck you guys.

>>35185466
Blame your dad.
It's his fault that you had to get into shooting at the age of 18.

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>>35185495

I don't have a dad.

>>35177228
>grow up in pro gun family
>get guns/ammo/accessories as gifts
>pretty sweet

>>35183464
kraut or swisskraut?

>>35184590
I mean I was an EOD, total civvies I know. The Judaism in this thread is astonishing. >>35184706
>pussy snowflakes
Neither am I. I don't live in Vegas.
>nellis
I did address nellis. Indian springs is 50 miles away, and even then, getting nuked is not a natural disaster

>>35184719
Which direction is Indian springs from las Vegas? Do you even know?

>>35181581
No fuckin way

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>>35184513
>children make mistakes
>this makes them a disgrace for the rest of their lives

o-ok anon, again, I know you're projecting, but come on man, don't be so hard on yourself

>decide I need a gun
>save up money for gun
>buy a gun

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>>35185671
No exaggeration. I still have the blue plastic case, manual and warranty registration papers. The manual specifically emphasizes that the Colt King Cobra is not to be confused with the Colt Cobra.

Here is an older photo of it (circa 2006) with the Hogue rubber grips I installed. It came with a set of Colt-branded Pachmayr rubber grips which never fit my hands very well.

>>35177856
I wouldn't even let my ex keep my phone charger. Fuck that shit.

>>35178050
That's even worse. At least if she was ugly you'd be doing her a favor. If she's hot, and has a gun...man, that's just poor justice.

>>35184062
It's fucking McDonald's. That's literally what they get. They charge bare minimum and hire bare minimum.

If that girl is so bad, OP is in the same shitty store making $7.50 and ripping off someone, too.

OP is an honorary nigger.

I went to the store and bought one.

There's nothing special about my story.

>>35177228
>be Britbong
>not hasguns and probably never will

>>35185604
real kraut

>>35184925

Yeah. Historically, German-made firearms and the soldiers who wielded them have handily defeated their American counterparts, right?

>>35188240
What the ever loving fuck do American and German military encounters have to do with current commercial production sport pistols?

Is this the fucking state of posts on this board now? American gun manufacturing in the mainstream is almost entirely shit right now, QC is garbage and the designs stagnant.

>>35184955
You're right, absolutely right. Those seem to be even harder to find though

>>35185563
Well, there's you're problem, you bastard.

>>35177228
>visit /k/ on a whim
>hm, I should buy a gun
>buy one on the internet
>now hasguns

>>35185434
if that helps you sleep at night, antifag.

Be 10 with single hippie mother aunt's crazy boyfriend who is half her age buys me 22 chipmunk for birthday go crazy shooting cb bullets in the back yard on our 5 acres in the middle of suburbia good way to grow up.