Heirloom Bone Weapons

what about being compressed into a gem and embedded on your choice of gun? Put the whole family when they die on it? keeps going for generations filling up guns

>>35168706
You'll probably think that's stupid when you grow up.

>>35168706
Fuck off pagan.

I carry the belongings of my fore fathers so i dont squander what the men before me hath wrought. I believe the tools of men are imbibed with their spirit.

Bones are bad JUJU.

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>>35169330
That's a really comfy way of looking at things. I EDC my grandpa's old-timer knife, so this makes me feel like I carry his spirit with me wherever I go.

tfw you wind up in some pawn shop in 50 years.

>>35169330
Pagan here, I think you meant to call him a faggot.

>>35168706
I edc my grandfathers gold chain because I'm not some faggy edgelord who wants bone weapons.

>>35168706
Make an ax of my femur

>>35169739
>drug addled nephew trades you for a 20 sack

>>35169330
You sound like one of those wiccan 3-fold law faggots.

>>35168810
I feel like that wouldn't be the same. There'd be no DNA left, just carbon atoms. It wouldn't be much different from a gem made of fireplace ashes.
It'd also probably be a lot more expensive.

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>>35168706
Typical edgelord autism.

>>35168706
>What about long guns?
>Are there any human bones large enough to be made into a shotgun or rifle stock?

Muh dick

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>>35172565
I object to the notion that bones are inherently edgy.

>>35168810
Better idea, cremation and then have your ashes loaded into 10k cartridges with excess capacity. Literally protect your ancestors from beyond the grave.

>>35173798
*descendants, obviously

>>35173798

Theres a company thats been doing that for some yrs now. When I die, i plan on having that done, as well as each person getting a firearm too. Not sure what gin to get every one.

>>35171073
Born and raised christian.
But my dad always subscribed to the idea that there was more to it than that.

Im not a wicken, i just believe there is more to it than whats written in the good book.

>>35169766
What kind of pagan? and I did mean pagan.

>>35173798
I'm not sure I get what you mean. Like, replace some of the gunpowder in the cartridges with ash?

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>be 13
>have lots of good boy points
>I collect military stuff but no gun
>convince parents to get me gun for birthday
>dad knows about guns but always at work, mom knows jack shit
>mommy takes me to gun show
>I pick out a German Mauser K98 that was refurbished by the Yugos (you could still see some of the German markings) for like $250
>now has guns
>a month or two later
>dress up and play as German sniper in Stalingrad wearing rusted out German helmet with no liner but a hat on the inside to make it fit
>be done playing, load rifle back up
>go take shit
>come back and start playing again
>BOOM.mp3
>be upstairs
>OHSHIT.jpg
>mom screaming up the stairs "WHAT WAS THAT?!?!"
>come to door and scream "WHAT?!" (deaf because gun went off in my room)
>she repeats
>I say "I don't know what that was??"
>she convinces herself that a car driving by threw fireworks
>entire upstairs smells like burnt powder
>she's too lazy to come up the stairs and inspect
>mfw she never found out until I told her as an adult

>>35177987
Was it a blank or did you punch a hole in your house?

>>35177987
whoops wrong thread, sorry guys

>>35178841
yes, hole in the wall

>>35177987
haha retard