Don't forget to reload

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>>35163902
Why the hell did they make the HL2 pistol sound so weak?
Did they think the USP Match had a suppressor?

>>35163949
I don't know, honestly. I remember the first time I played it I thought the pistol was a pellet gun or something like that.

>>35163949
Because it's a pellet gun against everything that isn't headcrabs. Weak gun = weak noise. It's the reason the 357 is loud.

>>35163902
>we will never get open world half life game
why even live

I remember the first time I played that game I was fighting alongside the female medic and she got hit by a combine AR and just let out this lot to whimper and flopped over on the ground. Made me hard how innocent and submissive she was in the face of death. I started gathering as many female citizens as I could and sending them in first, so that mod of them would die. Their cries of pain were pretty sexual. After I finished the game I bought Garrys mod so I could pit more female medics against combine troops, i could barely hear their cries of lain over the orgy of gunfire but I still could. Imagine all these young qts who grew up with no little siblings to nurture, sleeping on a shitty for, working a miserable job to benefit the overlords, taking up arms to fight and being so frightened, the pounding in her heart as she faces the enemy for the first time, replaced by elation when she shoots a combine in the head with a shotgun, the satisfaction in killing the enemy, replace by pain and shock when she feels a sting in her chest and looks down and sees the stain spreading across her chest, the sheer panic when she realizes it is over for her, and she will never have a family, or any children, and she starts to cry as her lungs fill with syrupy blood, she starts choking on the thickness of it, and she staggers into an alleyway and slumps against the wall, breathing her final breaths alone, and completely forgotten.

Fucking Christ my dick is diamonds now.....

>>35163956
>>35164005
>>35164005
I think Valve also had trouble picking a main automatic weapon, in the HL2 beta leak 6 automatic weapons were released:
>MP7 with an alternate model
>MP5K
>HK21
>AK-47
>2 versions of the XM29
The HK21 seemed to be a more special weapon that came later on, acquired from cut enemies.
Also, with the XM29 it seems Valve had trouble making a multirole weapon as one version had the grenade on the alternate fire [RMB] and on the other a scope function with no grenade. Then it seems they scrapped the multiple automatic/select fire weapons and settled on the MP7 we have now [spoiler] That somehow can launch grenades [/spoiler] amd the AR2.

>>35164041
I wish I had the autistic power to get immersed in games.

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>>35164045
Forgot the photo

>>35164045
HL2 was basically rewritten during the beta because Valve realized how shitty stupid it was. I think they did a pretty good job in the end. Playing HL2 is like walking back in time to a much cozier era of my life.

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>>35164041

>using anything other than the shotgun in half-life

Plebs. Besides maybe a rocket for striders

>>35164041
Kek'd

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>>35164041
NOT XD NOT XD!!!!!!

>>35164045
The only guns i could stand using were the .357 (the only fun you could actually fucking aim), the shotgun, the smg as a fun bullet hose, but none of the guns had accuracy or damage and it felt like it did matter how good I was at the game, it was either an easy magdump or it was based on movement and shit. I wanted a solid AR I could pull headshots with lie in CS.

>>35164079
>not having The one Free Bullet achievement for ep1
How many here have got it?

>>35164086
Whats wrong anon?

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>rebelfags ITT thinking they can beat the Combine

>>35164109
I got it on the Xbox 360 version.

>>35164041
Wow, you're fucked

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>>35164041

>>35164067
>>35164086
>>35164139
Why all these sad / suicide reaction images?
Am I the only one who got hard watching the girls in the game die?

>>35164121
Respect. I can't play on console for shit. But I guess when you're using gravity gun and crowbar it doesn't matter as much.

>>35164206
because, if that wasn't bait then you're a weird motherfucker

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>>35164240
you think I am lying?

>>35164128
>Wow, you're fucked
Why? It's just a game.

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>>35164254
You're a freak dude.

>>35164210
It's fun having HL2 on a flatscreen TV.

>>35164109
Just 100% ep1 the other day. I've got hl2 done fully as well, but ep2 is more lengthy considering that you can no longer start a new game from any chapter for achievements - it has to be a full playthrough from start to finish.

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>>35164116
My autism couldn't help itself.

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>>35164041
Christ

>>35164041
You could just download an MP3 of the sounds and play them over and over again if you're so turned on.

>>35164356
No I'm not.

>>35165805
In the end they weren't that great, though. They were just a pleasant surprise. Not a lot of movies out there with miserable QTs in dirty clothes dying in battle against evil opponents.

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>>35164555
Nice bro, saved.

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Reminder that Marines were pussies and got beaten by shitty guards with pistols and a nerd.

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>>35166264
>the depiction of death and suffering is arousing
>"I'm not a freak"

>>35166404
Thanks for reminding me to make of these about HL

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>>35166423

To work anon...

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>>35164041

:pondering:

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>>35164254
Aww fuck, now I wish I'd saved those webms from /v/ where he executes a bunch of anime grills just to give you some fap material.

>>35167061
Please never use a discord emote here ever again. I don't care if it's a meme.

>>35167106
In garry's mod? And i could probably find them in the /v/ archive sites if you gave me a name or something to work with.

>>35166409
More the aspect of how helpless and submissive the women are to their inevitable end, but the death is pretty hot, too. Death and sex are pretty closely related psychologically, it's honestly less of a weird fetish than feet or water sports.

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I often fap to this imagining the Combine from Half Life 2 lining up dozens of citizens and gunning them down. Especially females because, you know, they are trying to stop humans from reproducing, and even though they have the suppression field they know there's a chance it'll be taken down. Also women are less strong and less capable of the kind of slave labor the combine want, so it makes sense they would section them off and execute them. They would be herded against a brick wall with rusty barbed wire fences on all sides. It would be a bleak gray day with the sun shining down on the concrete. There would be blood stains dried over scraps of litter on the ground. The combine would have their SMGs and one would have a shotgun. A lot of the women would be crying, most of them hadn't eaten for days and are in pain from starvation, many of them have had their children taken away from them, and quite a few are just teenage girls, many of them even virgins, who are about to die without ever experiencing love. Then the combine open fire without warning, stealing the life from their young supple bodies, the gunfire drowning out their hopeless whimpers of pain as their corpses collapse in piles, some trying to crawl away sobbing but the combine bullets tear them apart relentlessly. Their blue government-issue clothes are literally soaked with blood, and the few that are still alive are suffocating pinned under the corpses of their fellows. After the gunfire stops, the shotgun soldier moves in and kills the few still alive as they try to crawl away, blook soaking their chests and sticking them to the concrete as they drag themselves along. Each shotgun shell ends a live, and clatters hollowly onto the concrete. Then the combine begin to carry the corpses to a mass grave, throwing them in one by one, their asses and thighs jiggling as they land atop one another in a huge heap. Then they are buried, where they will rot until they are part of nature again.

>>35167441
kys

>>35167441
>Metrocops
>Nova Prospekt
My god, what are you doing?

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>>35164041

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Maybe I'm just autistic or something, but I wish the weapons used in a Cyrilic using place apparently located somewhere near the Black Sea were weapons used by Cyrilic using countries with coastlines on the Black Sea. AK-74Ms with GP-34s instead of those fucking MP7s, KS-23Ms instead of SPAS-12s with mag tubes that are also second barrels, PMs instead of USP Matches... some kind of Combine missile launcher functionally identical to the bastardized AT4 we got and an actual sniper rifle instead of the magic rebar heating crossbow would be nice too.

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>>35167749
I mean, the Combine only use the best...

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>>35167340
>>35167441
You're a freak dude and I hope you're baiting. Seek help.

>>35164005
I've been replaying the game recently and the pistol's a perfectly fine weapon. It just sounds like shit. You can kill things faster with it than with the shitty ass MP7, you just have to aim for the dome.

I will, however say it's better against combine targets than headcrabbed enemies. I use the SMG and shotgun more often on those.

>>35163949
I always liked this gun and used it throughout the game for headcrabs slow zombies and regular metro cops. Idk why theres this meme now that it's useless. I used it more than the crowbar.

>>35164025
Good. That would be absolute shit. Half life games were always linear and would not work any other way.

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>>35167441
>This thread

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>>35164041
>>35167095
>>35167441
What the fuck.

>>35168856
This isn't the first time I've seen this guy on /k/

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I always liked the female rebels in HL2, I always made an effort to keep my squad of rebels safe and stuff, and I got upset when one died.

Don't kill female rebels. They're for hug, not kill.

>>35168947
I don't want to disagree with you but
ALL rebels are for kill, since they're always fucking standing in my way

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>>35164067 >>35164086 >>35164128 >>35164139 >>35164240 >>35164356 >>35165766 >>35167737 >>35168266 >>35168856
ITT: little bitches

>>35164041
>>35164254
>>35167441
I got a boner. Post more.

>>35164041
I get a boner whenever I kill female bandits in Skyrim

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>>35168973
>>35168984
>>35169081

I hate this place sometimes. Hug and protec your local resistance girl.

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>>35168984
>>35169081
>borderline psychopaths

>>35163902
>Supplies!
>Tfw my bipolar, obese, rapist, alcoholic 8th grade social studies teacher used to say this shit all the time and thought it was hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

>>35169156
>mispelling "protect"
Hi faggot.

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>>35163902
IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMA- TOO LATE!

>>35169960
MY NAME'S _____

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>>35164041
>>35167441

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>>35170139
You alright, man?

>>35163902
>/k/ - Low Poly Renders of Weapons Because These Kiddies Are Too Young or European to Own Real Ones

>>35169960
>but jim was already blowed to smitheroons

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>>35164025
>what is garry's mod

>>35169419
Prove it.

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>>35168266
Not baiting, and not a freak. I passed an entire battery of psychological tests for my job. Stay mad.

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>HALF-LIFE THREAD
>NO SPHERE POSTING
DYSON SPHERE
>DYSON SPHERE
DYSON SPHERE
>DYSON SPHERE
DYSON SPHERE
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DYSON SPHERE
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>DYSON SPHERE

>>35170414
How do we weaponize Dyson Spheres /k/?

>>35170431
Make literal Death Stars.

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>>35164041
>>35167441
dude

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>>35169156
>Hug and protec your local resistance girl.
>>35168947
>Don't kill female rebels. They're for hug, not kill.
They are for kill, though. For every female rebel you've protected on the streets of City 17, I've killed one. Pic related.

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>>35168984
>I got a boner. Post more.
Sure.

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>>35168984
more

>>35169081
Good. So did I. The best part was toying with them, making them think they could escape, or that I might let them live, then looking into their eyes before finishing them off. It's that small sliver of hope that makes defeat even more devastating.

>>35168984
here's that one with sound, put it on /wsg/ so you could hear it
>>>/wsg/1878047
The sound they make when they die is so exquisite.

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>>35164254
>>35167441
>metro cops
>Nova Prospekt
>not shotgun prison guards

C A N C E R
A
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C
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R

>>35170620
>>35170658
>>35170771
The immediate rag dolling is for humor, not fap. It's absolute vanilla if it ain't animated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-9uuMJHoQM

>>35170414
If I touch it would I die?

>>35168438
This. While it would be "fun" at a surface level, the story really only makes sense in a linear fashion. At best, you can play Homefront: Revolution and get a similar concept (fighting against superior tech enemy with stuff). It's not bad for a $15 steam-sale/gamestop sale game.

>>35170847
OUTBREAK OUTBREAK OUTBREAK

>>35164095
The ayyy AR would have been fine if it wasn't for the fact you can only carry 3 goddamn magazines for it. If you could carry at least 5 it would have been perfect.

>>35170431
>>35170468 This.
The Galactic Empire is into the deadly Dyson Sphere business, not the Combine.

>>35170904
It would be extremely painful

>>35170847
I like the look of metro cops better.

>>35170889
Yeah this scene made me erect too. Wish she had groaned with pain more and then died. But that would have ruined the story.

>>35171074
it's a big sphere

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>>35170414
What? There's no Dyson sphere in halflife.

>>35171721
>he dosen't know

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>>35170937
>The Galactic Empire is into the deadly Dyson Sphere business, not the Combine
Guess you missed it, huh?
>>35171721
You too? Oh you poor niggers. Read this: https://pastebin.com/uYecqiuu

>>35171773
Okay, cool concept but what does fanwank have to do with half life and Dyson spheres? Did concept art get released or something?

>>35171824
Nigger, no. That's not fanfiction. That's the actual hl3 plot synopsis writen by valves ex-lead writer. Read the whole thing, it involves Dyson spheres briefly.

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>>35171773
What? How did i miss this! You fucking what? WHAT?! WHAT?! THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?!?! TEN FUCKING YEARS AND THIS IS WHAT A GET?! A FUCKING TEXT DOCUMENT ON PASTEBIN?!AND WHAT THE FUCK?! NOTHING WAS RESOLVED! NOTHING! FUCKING SPACEMAGIC BULLSHIT SAVES FREEMAN AGAIN AND NOTHING IS LEARNED! FUCK!

FUCK YOU, GABE, YOU OBESE CUNT! FUCK YOU!FUCK

>>35171682
4 π(r^3)/3

>>35171849
You should have been there for the sticky on /v/.
Truly it's darkest day.

>>35171829
Unfortunately, until it gets published/confirmed by valve, it's just speculation with extra weight. That's like saying the script George Lucas wrote for Episode 7 is representative of what Episode 7 would be, though disney later trashed it and started from scratch. We have no idea what Valve will/has done to this guys work unfortunately, though it is pretty cool.

>>35171773
I did miss it, I'll take a look at it. Just reading a few glancing bits it seems pretty solid, I just hope that SOMEDAY we see HL3...

>>35171882
My sincere hope is that the Valve Source community bands together to create it.
Heck, I've been getting into Hammer myself.

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>>35171849
Meant to reply to >>35171829
Im so fucking livid I replied to the wworng post. FUCK! I'M pissed!

I'm actually fucking mad over this. Half life got me into vidya, and vidya got me into guns, so the series has always had a special little place in my heart. And to see it treated like this by its creators, especially with so much fucking potential, genuinely angers me. Gabe Newell has officially lost any and all respect I had left for him. He's just another greedy fucking corporate kike from here on out.

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>>35171463
>t. virgin metrocop

Make way for Chad Shotgun guard

>>35172099
Holy jesus, what the fuck is that? What is that Private anon!?

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>>35167925

>>35172036
I unironically believe the leaked story was allright up until the shitty open end and gman connection with alyx to replace gordon.

The idea of the combine having a dyson sphere and the humans trying to fight a losing fight against another race makes a lot of sense. That it makes more sense to cut communications between Xen and the combine planet to the earth instead of destroying them to return earth to a natural state.

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>>35171873
Was the dyson sphere part of your plan?

>>35173064
Really it's bullshit that Gordon would give up without resolving the fact he was responsible for the conquering of Xen through him killing the spess babby that was holding back the Combines attempts of teleportation.

>>35173332
Of course.

>>35164116
>combinefags thinking they can beat John Wayne

>>35173494
Yeah i thought the same thing.

>gman fucks gordon, takes with alyx, alyx goes with him without thinking it and leaves gordon to die
>vortigaunts save gordon
>gordon saves in a beach without thinking about what time passed or what happened
>roll credits

I mean, the plot twist of how big the combine are IS a good twist, but its in no way good enough to end the game there without resolve.

>>35164254
I love you

ree

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>>35172233
This x100

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let's be fair though, real life situation, if the Combine ever came to earth how the fuck would /k/ even fight back?

literally, how would a bunch of neckbeards with guns and memes fight off an Empire that spans an entire universe (Or even multiple universes, depending on the circumstances)?

>>35174371
By assisting Gordon Freeman of course.

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>>35174384
No I mean like during the Seven Hour War and maybe the 20 year occupation that occurs afterwards. No one would be retarded enough to not assist The One Free man.
But hey, seeing as how we are on the topic, why not hear what /k/ would do during the rebellion as well?

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Combinefags unite

>>35174557
<:: Affirmative rank leader, possible 10-103M in area as evidenced by 10-109 by 11-6 while conducting UPA.

<:: Local protection team dispatched to incident site.

<:: Glory to the Universal Union

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>>35174694
<:: All units be aware, hostile Biotics are in the sector, Airwatch reports several Malcontents have tactical C&C over hijacked vicerator units.

<:: Repeat, Malcontents have tactical C&C over hijacked Vicerator units.

<:: CODE: COAGULATE, AMPUTATE, STABILIZE.

>>35174767
<:: Attention all ground protection teams, autonomous judgment is now in effect. Sentencing is now discretionary.

<:: Code: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM.

https://youtu.be/zD-tgbLPxxY This video is perfect

>>35174811
>IT'S A RAID!
>*Stock civilian scream, followed by gunshot*
God this brings me back...

>>35174854
To what exactly, Hanz?

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>>35174874
Well, little Anon, it brings back the good ole memories of 2011, when that stuff was just getting popular. Also when I started getting into Half Life 2 as well.

good times for a /v/ fag like me, despite doing jack shit from time to time.

>>35174918
Sounds nice, though the thing that the video is based on (Half-life 2 Roleplay), is a total cancerfest. It was good at some point, but no longer.

Still funny, though.

>>35174874
To the Ostfront.

>>35174400
Well, if anything most would either go into hiding and wait until shit finally blows over, or be crazy enough to operate out on the battlefield. Afterwards those that survived the initial onslaught would set up communication rings, form up a makeshift network with other Anons across the world, and just wait it all out until Gordon Freeman shows up.

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>>35171877
Oh yeah, I was there to witness that morbid depression. Truly, it was a dark day for /v/.

>>35171829
its not in the game so its fanfiction
unless this ever happens its fan fiction

>>35174929
You ever been at taconbanana?

>>35176601
Unfortunately, it, like everything else, used to be good. Fairly sure it died, though, I might be wrong.

Don't get me started on Shockcore

>>35176601
it's toxic as the toxic waste in the canals.

In regards to other anons complaining about the combine using the MP7 and USP, I think it was a design choice as they were seen as 'cool and cutting edge' at the time of the game being sent out, iirc. Design choices, mainly.

>>35164041
My penis literally can't get any harder, it is so hard that I feel pain as my body tries to pump more blood into it.

>>35164254
>>35168984
My brothers!

>>35174767

reminds me of my days on tnb

>>35176601

oh someone else already pointed out tnb lol
anyways they're still going. the glory days are gone but there are still quite a few active members and even a few that can still capture the feeling of living under the wrath of the universal union quite well

>>35170385
>I passed a bunch of psych exams
You need psych exams to beg for money on patreon for your deviant gore page?

>>35176860
WHo do you play at tnb?

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>>35177468
aaahh tnb and lemon punch, I remember those. though in all honesty I only played on a bunch of small servers, shit was still good back then

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>>35173561
Sounds like they were trying to make another cliffhanger for the next episode

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>>35164041
my nigga.

>>35173525
Congrats, you got your stuff posted. What is the next part of your master plan?

>>35171472
They could've prolonged the pain a bit. Kinda like the train scene.

>>35180256
Hijacking this thread...with no survivors!

>>35180554
No! This can't be happening!
/k/ube's in charge here!

>>35171877
What sticky?