I am going to conceal carry a flint knife. Talk me out of it.

do it, watch this otzi video series, they are cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K-UX_U0F7I

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>>35163142

>using that shitty brownish nigger flint
>not superior striped one

You should be removed from humanity gene pool

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>>35163152
What does tribe think of Otzi's new axe?

Shiny metal much better than rock

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>>35163162
>not using glorious obsidian

>>35163181
Sharper but more brittle.
Brittleness is the primary weakness of stone knives.

>>35163208
It's not like I'm dropping it.

>>35163142

>metal detector proof

Today's detectors check for density as well. A thick dense object such as that or even one of those Zytel knives should make the new detectors alarm

>>35163268
That's why you get pulled to the side if you have cuffed sleeves when going through the TSA. It's all just guess magic anyway

>>35163169
Maybe more good, but axe from strange lands, not from our lands. Take away good jobs from our lands. Less jobs more bad.

M A K E
A U S T R A L O P I T H E C U S
G O O D
A G A I N

>>35163169
Handle look like fit up butt nice

>>35163268

What about carbon fiber or glass? I always thought that those were some glaring omissions to the whole metal detector thing.

>>35163268
Implying that your average mall cop security guard has one.

>>35163222
You're stabbing against someone who could wear a jacket with iron zippers, a breast flask, literally any piece of metal. Not a big problem if your knife is stopped, just stab again. If the tip breaks off, okay, need to stab again harder. But if it shatters into a dozen tiny pieces you're shit out of luck.

>>35163456
>a breast flask

he's not stabbing gentlemen in the early 1900's, try 'iPhone'.

>>35163559
>I carry a breastflask

>>35163456
Flint is more durable than that

>>35163142
Me trade pelt and meat to big nose tribe

now me have no pelt and meat

do OP have hole in head? You simple? Carry Grock. Grock durable.

Did you make your own sheathe? I guess the fact that it won't ever rust is a bonus around salt water and ass sweat.

>>35163142
Obsidian is better fag.

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>>35164033

>>35163268
Are you talking about metal detectors or the xray/millimeter wave scanner booth things?

>>35163181
>>35164059
It's barely stronger than glass. Flint is way more stronger and sharp enough.

>>35163456
But white walkers

>>35163390
What mall are you going to that uses a metal detector? Only places I would see "can pass through a metal detector" as a useful property are a court room or an airport.

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>>35164033

>big nose tribe

My fucking sides.

>>35163968
Good thing they're talking about obsidian and not flint.

>>35163968

Nice reading comprehension faggot

>>razor sharp
On the micro scale, sure. But the edge ain't exactly what you'd call straight, true and continuous by the standards of metal blades.

>can gut and skin a deer
When your list of positives includes capabilities normally taken for granted that in itself may be a hint.

>has reliably served mankind since the Stone Age
And was reliably considered obsolete as soon as metal blades became available.

It'll also snap off at a fraction of the abuse it takes to ruin a metal blade. As in an early bronze age blade made from something that can't decide of it's bronze or impure copper.

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>>35163181
>2000 bc + 4017
>not using tv glass

>>35164839
no one else in village want trade for shiny rock from big nose tribe
now me starve

Just buy a glock if you want a metal detector proof weapon. Those things are made of plastics

>>35165112
but that costs more than i make in a month...

>>35165216
I might buy one, you'd be surprised what I make in a month...

>>35165216
Then befriend someone who has a glock and stab him with your flint knife when he doesn't expect it

>>35163573
That's because you're autistic

>>35166383
More like alcoholic.

>>35163142
Have fun when it breaks.

>>35163142
The only problem is it's fragile.

You would probably be better off using a ceramic knife.

>using a knife
>for self-defense
You HAVE to be retarded.....here's how that's gonna go.

>get punched, pull knife, threaten / stab, go to jail for either assault or battery or both
>get knife drawn on you, pull knife, you both stab each other to death
>get gun drawn on you, pull knife, get shot.

The three "levels" of confrontation there, none of them end well for you. Plus knife is good for anything you want to kill in 30 minutes at the hospital (you're gonna go down, too, in the meantime).

>>35163268
>>35163282

tsa uses infrared to see through clothes. shove anything up your ass they can't see it. a metal detector would catch it if it was metal tho.

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>>35163142
that cave painting when Narg no leave cave in twenty sun movements

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>>35164839
me post cave rock frog to make up sad feel :(

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>>35164938
Jesus fuck dude

>>35163142
>not mentioning that you can use it to start a fire

>>35163142
Stop talk nonsense, just go buy Grock. Can be had for 350 bead from local spearthrower.

>>35169288
>forgetting the part where you need steel
It works by scraping off pieces of iron in a way that they are heated to ignition temperature.

>>35163306
Ben Dover, and spread them cheeks....

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>>35170079
>Ben Dover
K E K
E
K

>>35167512
If you are going to use a name-o use something like Johnny Fag-o

>>35169241
me have loo to poo in

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>>35164938
what the fuck is that awesome thing?

>>35164938
May thy knife chip and shatter!

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>>35172422
Atreides tactical pug is pleased

>>35163268
If that was the case then bone would set them off.

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>>35163142

>larp as a caveman

>>35163268
>>35163282
>>35167694
>>35173058
TSAfag here. All of this is bullshit. Metal detectors are metal detectors, nothing more, nothing less.

Nobody gets pulled aside solely for shit like cuffed sleeves unless it sets shit off.

Remember, we're looking for shit that can take down planes, a flint knife getting through would cause littke lost sleep, if any.

>>35163142
>LARP as a caveman

Tell me more...

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>>35174235
Reminds me of a greentext someone posted

>anon is out survival camping
>deep inna woods for 3 weeks
>doin' it pioneer style, Grizzly Adams beard
>doin' it propper, wearing a loincloth cuz spear fishing in the river
>suddenly a group of hipsters pop out of the woods
>looking for a place to camp, following the river
>hipsters see survival anon
>eyes lock across river
>survival anon is kinda embarrassed
>tries to explain himself
>hasn't spoken for 3 weeks
>throat full of phlegm
>all that comes out is "hurrrrr...."
>hipsters look a bit freaked out
>survival anon tries to run
>slips and falls on the bank
>fuck it
>decides to run off on all fours up the hill into the woods.

>>35173120
And yet some guys with box cutters is what started the entire TSA clusterfuck in the first place.

>>35173120
You are the short bus of homeland security and I want you to know that we all laugh at you.

>>35164839
Hownew.ru

>>35163142
Theyre brittle, they have uses but arent practical anymore

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>>35163284
Underated, apologies for not getting more (you)s