FUCK CHEATERS

>>35160714
This seems like a completely legal transaction.

>>35160714
post tits

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>>35160714
Brutal. Here, have a flube.

>>35160714
Kind of seems like you're technically soliciting someone to receive stolen property there. Perhaps it would hurt his feelings more if you fucked his dad, or if possible, son?

post slut's tits

>>35160714
You didn't join in? Obviously you don't satisfy your man, perhaps lose some weight if thats an issue or put more effort into fucking/sucking him. A hot threesome would be just the thing the man needs to want you again. No time like the present, the faster you apologize and blow him the better it will be. Also try cooking for him every night.

>>35160739
Marriage is 50/50 so you can't steal, it's half mine. I can give it away if I want.

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>>35160714
Sorry about your current situation but I don't think that's necessarily legal to "give" anyone a gun. Charge 20 bucks. It's more of a fuck you to your husband. Unfortunately I am in Texas.

post tits

>>35160714
Unless you somehow received a divorce settlement within a week of this happening this would be theft.

Of course this is fake as fuck.

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>>35160714
>My gay Fuckboi was fucking some slut in my house so I'm stealing his shit and giving it away.

>>35160714
post husband's tits

>>35160714

Hi ATF, we know the SHARE act has you scared, but rest assured you'll still get to shoot dogs.

Just not over solvent traps anymore.

>>35160714
Nice try, Mr. Lawman

>>35160767
>you can't steal, it's half mine.
thats honestly the dumbest shit i have heard in the last 3 mins. i'm starting to see why he cheated on you in the first place.
>i can give it away if i want.
good luck filing the papers to transfer a gun that isn't legally owned by you.

>some patch thread tripfag larping as a scorned lover

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Maybe he cheated on you because you're a dumb bitch.

That brace looks like shit. Tailhook is the only acceptable brace for a vector. or a scorpion.

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>>35160714
I must admit, I didn't think this was ATF bait at first. Glad to see you guys are stepping up your game, though.

>>35160714
You should be looking at what caused this. How shitty a wife are you that he had to fuck your friend? Clearly you're petty enough to give his shit away he paid for. Honestly he doesn't deserve this for fucking your probably hotter than you friend. This is on you.

You really wanna get back at your husband, fuck one of us, and let us cum inside(the gun).

>>35160908
blessed post

>>35160714

>Fuck Cheaters

Sounds like slut bitchface already did.

Seriously, with that shit going on, that gun should probably be handed over to a LEO or a lawyer till it's sorted out. Don't need some 'till death do us part' scenario playing out

>>35160882
>he had to fuck your friend
Oh boy this one always gets me. I know you're just practicing memery right now, but it still tickles me and makes me laugh.

There are seriously men, as in actual, with penises they were born with, men who act like they have zero personal agency when a pussy is involved. Oh no my wife isn't as hot as I like and this hot chick is here oh whoops I cheated. :((((((( Then, forgetting that the world is inhabited by people who just saying the words "you're wrong" and "that's complete nonsense, you fucking retard" they try to pass off this horseshit onto other men.

I can get how some dumb broad might be fooled by it, but it makes me laugh every time.

Inevitably it comes down to "you're a pavement ape, don't pretend like your nigger behavior is anyone's fault but your own" which makes a bunch of reeee happen. All the while I'm wondering if the guy I'm talking to has even seen a vagina up close with his own two eyes. That doesn't stop me because I like shitting in people's hair, but I do think about it.

>>35162267

this pasta

>>35160848
>filing papers
>florida
Pick one.

>>35160714
Send it to me and I'll post a picture with as much of the gun up my ass as I can. And I can get quite a bit up there.

>>35162275
>>this pasta
>oh great, somebody was offended and wants to make a forced meme to soothe the pain
People who are "forced" into infidelity are objectively niggers, they can't control their base impulses at all.

>>35160714
you;'re black arent you?

>>35162276
Well, since the firearm is actually not established to be legally hers it is illegal for her to just sell it without express permission of the rightful owner, being "Half" owner isn't real, you can only get half his shit when you divorce him, only a judge can decide that, you can't just arbitrarily sell his firearms.

>>35160714
Nice try ATF

Why don't you just use the gun to kill your husband and best friend? You're a woman it's not like you'll go to jail or anything.

>>35160714
Holy christ this retard is selling it as a rifle. Lol

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>>35160714
>Commit a felony because you are too fat for your man and invited the town bicycle to your house when there is no AC, TV, or internet access then leave for several hours
>N.Fla Yankees sperging out this hard over tropical storm weather in Orlando

>>35162267
>Why you should never get married or live in a common law marriage state example 9999999999999999999999999991

>>35162355
Those are my thoughts for the most part but I do enjoy making fun of stupid people and especially if they try to make excuses for their bad behavior.
>it's not my fault I smoke I can't help it
>if they didn't make food so fattening...
>what do you mean "read the label" how was I supposed to know?
>don't call me dumb, I have a 102 IQ
>I took an online test

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smells like bullshit, OP. Or a possible legal headache for the "winner" if not bullshit.

>>35162291
victim blaming is the one thing I agree with progressives about to an extent
It baffles me when a nigger, "refugee," sandnigger, etc. gives a "what did she expect?" zero accountability attitude about why they raped some girl.
I know they're too stupid to realize that they're basically admitting to having the impulse control of a dumb animal, but it still blows my mind when I see them act like they had no choice in the matter.

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>>35162378
>>35162386
>Wut did she expect
facts of the case are that Tomoko here married herself a man who's prized posession is a faggot Kris vektor with a cuck stock and can't keep a man. IE a poorfag with poor impulse control who married a petty cunt who probably let herself go. Textbook example of R type selection/why 50% of marriages end in divorce and is rising

This is because there is no such thing as the sanctity of marriage

This is because romantic love (a 3-4 year feeling) trumps the economic arrangement that is marriage

>>35162386
I just look at it as a self-agency thing, you're either a free-thinking entity that has inalienable rights or you're a subhuman savage that doesn't deserve to run free. It's a one or the other type of deal, there isn't a middle ground.

That said, anyone who willingly does something stupid and gets wrecked over it isn't going to be getting sympathy from me. They play a part in this too, most of the time I wind up asking, "well if she wanted to not be raped why didn't she have a gun?"

>>35162426
That's bullshit. Romantic love transitions into companionship if you don't pick somebody that's a complete sack of shit.

I think marriage as an institution might have been a great idea when people mistook equestrians for mythological creatures and howled at the moon, but we're past that. Now I believe marriage is just an incentive for shitty people to remain shitty. People often need consequences to teach them to improve, marriage removes a big one. (loneliness by making it difficult to leave)

>>35162448
>Being able to leave marriage gives people the ability to remain shitbags rather than consider their future or be branded a slattern or adulterer
Ftfy

No fault divorce is why your husband is so blaze about fucking Tammi the off again on again postitute/your best friend and letting you take the dog and his kris vektor before he moves to another state and dodges alimony payments for his 4th wife while courting the 5th

It's also why you are flying into a fit of rage instead of thinking of your future/why you fucked up in the past

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>>35160714
you ever stop and think that maybe it was your fault?

>>35162477
>your husband
>your best friend
>you
>you are
>your future
Serious question, but are you mentally retarded?

Not being mean, I'm genuinely curious, because nowhere did I even indicate I'm OP or even agree with OP. (who is the BATFE by the way) If anything I said the opposite twice, but hey, you might have missed that on your short bus field trip to the post button.

Also big protip here: if your "spouse" can just take their shit and leave at any time, you abso-fucking-lutely have to behave if you want them around. Cry all you like, but marriage is bullshit and it's been bullshit for hundreds of years.

>>35160875
this desu and I don't even like the tailhook

>>35160714
Hate it when this tbqh

>>35162503
>Marriage having no culpability is a good thing goy

This is why your husband fucked your whore best friend. What does a shitkicker have to care for your alimony bill in the mailbox of his 3rd last listed address? You married a Chad whose prized posession is a shit gun that beats itself apart and either needs a cuck falsie silence or a cuck stock to be non NFA, what did you expect when you brought Stacy over for 3 days without power, AC, or entertainment?

>>35162542
>your husband
>you married
I don't have a husband because that's both gay and stupid. You keep obsessively trying to fantasize me in homoerotic situations as a bizarre argument tactic and I'm just not sure why you're doing it. Phil, put your trip back on.

>Marriage having no culpability is a good thing goy
Yeah, it is. (((Marriage))) shouldn't exist, it's an economic racket at this point so nice try you fuckin hebe. You should be on your toes at all times, one major fuckup and you're out.

>>35160714
This is obviously fake.

Sage, report and move on.

>>35162576
>Being OP or whiteknighting OP this hard
No one here is going to get their dog shot over your shithead boyfriend's meme gun and if you aren't OP you're a massive fucking cuck. This is a textbook example of roasties getting toastie.

>>35162588
You actually believe that this is anything but LARPing?

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>>35162588
>thread is supposedly about a retard who got married to a sack of shit
>say marriage is for stupid people
>repeatedly
>tard cries white knight
>white knighting
I had a good laugh, shortbus.

>>35160739
>>35160784
>>35160848
>>35162304

pretty sure your not allowed to sell stuff once divorce has been filed. but before that its kind of a grey area since when you are married all your property becomes mutual unless specific circumstances state otherwise. also gifts to someone cannot be undone. doesn't matter who's name is on the paperwork.

if your married even if you house/boat/car/dog/mother fuckin brazzers subscription is in your name, your wife has 100% authority to do what ever she wants with it. when you get married you dont just get a piece of paper saying hey look we love each other, you literally get a legal binding contract that says this person is my significant other and has my full faith and trust in deciding shit for me because we are one.
once you become married you basically become one entity.

i know a chick who literally destroyed her husbands car because he cheated, like straight up it was deemed a total loss by insurance. guess what the police said when they showed up "sorry dude shes your wife, the car isnt half hers... it is hers"

>>35162589
Don't ruin my dreams, I'm drunk and looking to troll here
>>35162598
>I agree with the grrrl's side of things which makes it totally ok that she steals her boyfriend's guns
Cuck

>>35160714
Flagged as innapropriate on armslist.

>>35162609
This is why you always get a fucking prenup.
t. law student

>>35162609
>Federal law regarding the sale and theft of firearms is the same thing as an insurance policy

>>35160764
That's rude. There is no way OP could of knew his bf was bisexual.

>>35162615
>I'm drunk and looking to troll here
Ah the "I'm merely pretending to be stupid" defense strikes again! Whatever you say [wink]smart dude![/wink]
>>I agree with the grrrl's side of things which makes it totally ok that she steals her boyfriend's guns
Quote directly where I said...
>A: I agree with her shitty life choices (any, all, whatever)
>B: Theft
I really want to see you pull that one off.

Wait, is this actually a real thing? Are you the boyfriend? l m a o

Great work shit for brains, you married a lunatic.

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>mfw been saving up to get my first handgun and live near orlando


I dont want my dog to get shot guys but I want a free gun

>>35162632
She isn't going to suck your penor in trade for a Kris vektor m8

>>35162634
Collar a wild boar and take the bait, then watch the feds enact the final solution to the bacon question.

>>35162623
show me the federal law then that says a wife cannot sell her husbands firearms? ill be waiting.

>>35162632
>I don't want to look stupid on the internet again
Oh too late for that, pumpkincheeks.

Once again: marriage is bullshit and is just a racket, only dumb fucks get married and the fiction provided by OP is a great example why.

>>35162643
Oh whoops, deleted the wrong part of the post. That's my bad, I did that. This was meant for you: >>35162659

Tell me more about your sand religion's sanctity of marriage.

>>35160767
You're an idiot.
Stop letting your emotions dictate your actions, and possibly wind you up in prison.

>>35162649
>My wife stole my gun
>Did you buy the gun
>Yes
>Did you gift the firearm to your wife before she sold it
>No
So she stole the firearm, which is a good 10 years in prison

>>35162670
>This bluepilled
Marriage is the only thing keeping society from tearing itself apart. In the age of anything past fists the idea of the alpha fucking every girl without getting murdered and his harem raped is an eventuality of the mouse utopia.

>>35162623
>doesn't actually know gun laws
Stop watching Fox News.

>>35162681

she cant steal something she owns... like i said before "all property becomes mutual when you get married"

prenups exist for a reason dumbass

>>35162681
>Marriage is the only thing keeping society from tearing itself apart.
lmao opinion discarded 100%

Yeah sure buddy, the OP's awesome tale and others like it are totally keeping society from spiraling out of control. Great reasoning, next I bet you'll tell me how hamplanets are pioneering nutritional science, or how feral niggers are keeping us from overpopulation. I actually laughed out loud, you fuckin retards are so dramatic.

Legitimately proving my point I made here: >>35162448
>I just look at it as a self-agency thing, you're either a free-thinking entity that has inalienable rights or you're a subhuman savage that doesn't deserve to run free. It's a one or the other type of deal, there isn't a middle ground.

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>>35162706
>Property becomes mutual
>Your felon wife is perfectly fine owning and operating firearms because he husband legally purchased them

Before legal divorce, stealing a firearm is theft you dumb bitch. No wonder your husband fucked the town bike

>If u can't cuntrul urself...
Gee, if only there was a socially recognized taboo of being an adulterer and/or slattern...

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It's funny when you actually scare somebody into submission on here but they can't stop so they just go and pick somebody else to wrassle and pretend like everything is fine.

Fucking glorious, I'm glad I can close this tab and go over to my redhead porn for a victory jerk. Thank fuck I'm not married, or else my girlfriend might be able to hold that over my head! She knows she'll get booted out if she says shit about my porn or tendies addiction.

>>35162723
1. im not OP fuck tard.
2. who said anything about a felon wife, now your opening a whole other box of worms. because if your felon wife was able to sell your guns YOU get shit on for giving a known felon access to firearms. Also she wouldn't get in trouble for selling the firearm she would get in trouble just for having it in her possession in the first place.

a husband can own firearms as long as his felon wife cannot access them at all, meaning if she even has the combination or the key to get access to them YOU are breaking the law as well.

>>35162767
Please give your legal expertise to all the old bags with ailing husband's who can't sell all his guns until he croaks and the estate is settled

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>This whole thread

(((Florida)))

>>35162782

>(((Methheads)))
S. Fla has coke, weed, and amphetamines
N. Fla has meth and moonshine

>>35162768
still waiting on a federal law that says you cant sell your spouses gun.

and most bitches wait to sell off their husbands shit until after he dies because if they do it before hand he will divorce her ass and she will only get half instead of everything, because you know....shes his wife.

I'll take it OP
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20006

You know, the older I get, the more it seems to me like women just can't be friends with other women. One finds out that the other's BF has a big dick or something and suddenly it turns into a game of trying to break them apart so she can jump his bones. She talks to everyone they know/that knows them, says different things to different parties and then waits for information to travel through the grapevine (with standard telephone-game mutations) and then hope that the differing info each of them has causes the fight that will break them apart, all while trying to keep plausible deniability, though most of the time they're too stupid to keep their lies straight and you can tangle them up in 20 minutes of conversation as long as you keep a cool head long enough to collect the info from all sources.

>>35162772
its a brace nigger

Wish I could be a fly on the wall listening to some fat florida cunt try to pussypass her way out of multiple felonies
>o'course i sold's it
>muh cheatin' hu'ban'
>he dun' get no preenupp
>wa'chu mean it aint haff mine
sage

>>35160714
LMAO
Bitch I live in Orlando. If your man can't handle no power and entertainment for a fucking day then you need to take a hard look at yourself in the mirror. You're probably the problem. Oh yeah, I also left a tip for OSCO. Enjoy that raid.

>>35160714
To be honest, you'd be better off just dropping it in a like whilst fishing (for the hilarity of pulling the /k/ meme)

Or simply pour liquid cement down the barrel, in the reciever and so on - making ure to screencap it for a gore thread (not really, after all its not the guns fault)

>>35160714
Really?
Well I'll try my best but i can't promise, also I'm in Tennessee but I'd pay shipping.
Here's a birb meme https://youtu.be/_qu8S704VQY
Also college poor fag so no money for funs like the Kriss vector.

>>35160848
Filing papers? All you need is to head down to an ffl and give a drivers license and ship to the ffl that the winner of the op's contest chose.

>>35162267
She isn't selling she's giving it away. Completely different.

>>35162634
Why does everyone think ATF would care? I mean if you can own a hand gun why would this be illegal?
Op is right in that she also owns that vector since they're married.
She isn't even selling it just giving it away.

>>35163244
>Why does everyone think ATF would care?
>"Giving away" a gun she doesn't legally own
>HURR MARRIAGE MEANS YOU OWN EVERYTHING YOUR PARTNER HAS TOO
By that logic, shouldn't both husband AND wife own the firearms? How can one side (wife) "legally" decide to sell it off without the other's consent? If things really did "legally" work like that you'd need signatures from both owners, just like when you decide to open a joint bank account.

Thankfully though, none of this is real because there is no such thing as co-owning a firearm. Go ahead, ask any federal agent if marriage magically gives you rights to sell someone's guns, say you're doing exactly that, and see how fast your doggo gets shot

>>35160851
What exactly does the patch thread have to do with this

>>35160714
OP, the sad truth is that we can never know for sure if you are ATF, but i have a solution. Post a timestamped pic of yourself holding the vector.
Naked, preferrably. I promise to give lewd yet respectful coments in return

>>35162267
>I know you're memeing
>REEEEEEE anyway

geg

>>35162622
Unfortunately prenups these days tend to end up ignored in divorce court. I don't know why exactly, maybe they argue the man pressured the woman to sign it, which he always would, because the woman never stands to benefit from signing one of those (as they keep things fair instead of in her favor by default), so she would never bring it up, but liberal judges are really bad about being unfair to anyone who isn't a media pet group.

>>35160714
>This listing has been flagged as a scam

>>35160714
FEMKEKED

I would think it was fake but then again it's Florida...

>>35162609
>I'm retarded and I say retarded shit on the internet

>>35162706
>she cant steal something she owns... like i said before "all property becomes mutual when you get married"


Problem with that logic is that firearms exist in a weird category of property and I have seen it in several nasty divorces that the wife out of spite sells the husbands firearms before papers have been files and the divorce actually finalized and then not only did the wife end up losing horribly in court, but then the state came in and clapped her with felony theft of a firearm for each gun... I think the record I've personally seen in court was a sentence of 125 years (after leniency and time served), partly because one of those guns wound up being used in a homicide.

>>35160714
>>35163607
It's been relisted here:

http://www.armslist.com/posts/7324710/orlando-florida-handguns-for-sale--kriss-vector-9mm?utm_source=c000032&utm_medium=plink&utm_campaign=p717900

>>35162681
>Marriage is the only thing keeping society from tearing itself apart.

muh nuclear family, muh traditional submissive christian wife who doesn't want to be anything but a breeding sow

american gun laws are so gay

you should be able to send a gun in the mail without needing permission

>>35162622
Even then, a prenup isn't ever ironclad.

>>35160714
I'll take the gun if you take the felony for both of us.